Gaston - Images
True story
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Gaston
The Gaston of Notre Dame
![Hunchback of Notre Dame 0.00 XOD 0:04 0:44 ustsaynope: I wanted to see how bad the Golden Films version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame was, and I think this is supposed to be their Frollo, so l think I have my answer. NO ONE SNEAKS INTO OTHER MOVIES LIKE GASTON](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/107/364/7c4.jpg)
![Hunchback of Notre Dame 0.00 XOD 0:04 0:44 ustsaynope: I wanted to see how bad the Golden Films version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame was, and I think this is supposed to be their Frollo, so l think I have my answer. NO ONE SNEAKS INTO OTHER MOVIES LIKE GASTON](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/107/364/7c4.jpg)
Gaston
Raving Lunatic
![EVERYONE KNOWS HER THER IS A LUNATIC, E WAS IN HERE TONIGHT RAVING WOAH! SLOW DOWN MAURICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/239/569/804.gif)
![EVERYONE KNOWS HER THER IS A LUNATIC, E WAS IN HERE TONIGHT RAVING WOAH! SLOW DOWN MAURICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/239/569/804.gif)
Gaston
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Gaston
My what a guy that gastooon
![ozymandias271 what does "men who adhere to strict gender binary even mean tho NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT'S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! drethelin NOOOoO OOOOONE.... ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON Originally posted by clarabelccow shitifindon when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line noooo oooone... adjksjfksfislenry like Gaston!" and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental volce becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue the-late-adopter no one's droll like gaston no one's swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston thehypnobunny 'm especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/239/565/097.gif)
![ozymandias271 what does "men who adhere to strict gender binary even mean tho NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT'S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! drethelin NOOOoO OOOOONE.... ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON Originally posted by clarabelccow shitifindon when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line noooo oooone... adjksjfksfislenry like Gaston!" and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental volce becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue the-late-adopter no one's droll like gaston no one's swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston thehypnobunny 'm especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/239/565/097.gif)
Gaston
Why Belle Should Have Chosen Gaston by Dana Schwartz
![Gaston Beast LI the storming of the Bastille Why Belle Should Have Chosen Can get an entire tavern singing with him October 5, 1789: The fishwives march on the palace furious that they cannot afford bread while Belle and the Prince happily munch on gray stuff. -Never sings with people (he is no fun) . Makes everyone call him 0 on a first-name basis Master Couldn't scheme his way out of a paper bag Bourgeois pig Armory is ransacked One of the sexy triplets that Belle used to roll her eyes at has beheaded a guard and she brandishes his head on with everyone A PowerPoint presentation by me . Comes up with fun evil schemes . Working man Belle and the prince are forced by the angry crowd to return with the m to Paris Meet Gast Historical Context Timeline Based on clothes/weaponry, Beauty and the Beast (1991) takes place mid-18th century 2017 version mentions Gaston came back from fighting in a war In 1791, Belle and the prince will attempt to flee January 1793: we see the trial and execution of the prince September 1793: the reign of terror begins October 1793: Belle is convicted and guillotined By 1794, Gaston is a Muscadin, a street fighter of the Thermidorian Reaction-well dressed, lower-middle class, wielding a stick and wearing musk perfume Gaston doesn't need the musk perfume Most likely the Seven Year's War Seven Year's War ended in 1763, so let's put the action Belle's choice Q: What happens in France at the end of the 18th Very strong muscles astorn Hard-working member of the Third Estate Eats many eggs to help stimulate the French economy Interested in home Great hunter (will be good at providing for you in 18th centur rance abandoned his people Eats wasteful magical feasts while his citizens cannot pay for bread Has o decorative antlers Looked more handsome as a beast Ready to commit Lots of friends (very popular) Great singing voice cor century??? ttractive hairy chest This is the Beast Let's estimate Belle spent about 1 year with the Beast before marriage (based on weather in 1991 version going from summer to snow to summer for thei Tried to kidnap your dad and lock him up forever Will yell at you for looking at a flower No friends (only hangs out with people he pays) Doesn't have a job (lazy trustfunder) in 1764: Belle marries Prince 1788: royal treasury officially declared empty April 1789: Riots at the Réveillon wallpaper factory. 25 oesn't know how to eat with a spoon Was not hospitable to the Enchantress, and then was not hospitable to Maurice (did not lean his lesson!) workers dead June 1789: the third estate takes the Tennis Court Oath vowing to give France a new constitution.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/274/627/ccc.jpg)
![Gaston Beast LI the storming of the Bastille Why Belle Should Have Chosen Can get an entire tavern singing with him October 5, 1789: The fishwives march on the palace furious that they cannot afford bread while Belle and the Prince happily munch on gray stuff. -Never sings with people (he is no fun) . Makes everyone call him 0 on a first-name basis Master Couldn't scheme his way out of a paper bag Bourgeois pig Armory is ransacked One of the sexy triplets that Belle used to roll her eyes at has beheaded a guard and she brandishes his head on with everyone A PowerPoint presentation by me . Comes up with fun evil schemes . Working man Belle and the prince are forced by the angry crowd to return with the m to Paris Meet Gast Historical Context Timeline Based on clothes/weaponry, Beauty and the Beast (1991) takes place mid-18th century 2017 version mentions Gaston came back from fighting in a war In 1791, Belle and the prince will attempt to flee January 1793: we see the trial and execution of the prince September 1793: the reign of terror begins October 1793: Belle is convicted and guillotined By 1794, Gaston is a Muscadin, a street fighter of the Thermidorian Reaction-well dressed, lower-middle class, wielding a stick and wearing musk perfume Gaston doesn't need the musk perfume Most likely the Seven Year's War Seven Year's War ended in 1763, so let's put the action Belle's choice Q: What happens in France at the end of the 18th Very strong muscles astorn Hard-working member of the Third Estate Eats many eggs to help stimulate the French economy Interested in home Great hunter (will be good at providing for you in 18th centur rance abandoned his people Eats wasteful magical feasts while his citizens cannot pay for bread Has o decorative antlers Looked more handsome as a beast Ready to commit Lots of friends (very popular) Great singing voice cor century??? ttractive hairy chest This is the Beast Let's estimate Belle spent about 1 year with the Beast before marriage (based on weather in 1991 version going from summer to snow to summer for thei Tried to kidnap your dad and lock him up forever Will yell at you for looking at a flower No friends (only hangs out with people he pays) Doesn't have a job (lazy trustfunder) in 1764: Belle marries Prince 1788: royal treasury officially declared empty April 1789: Riots at the Réveillon wallpaper factory. 25 oesn't know how to eat with a spoon Was not hospitable to the Enchantress, and then was not hospitable to Maurice (did not lean his lesson!) workers dead June 1789: the third estate takes the Tennis Court Oath vowing to give France a new constitution.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/274/627/ccc.jpg)
Gaston
NO ONES JUGS HAVE INCREDIBLE MASS LIKE GASTON
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Gaston
No one destroys the fabric of reality like Gaston
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Gaston
Little Does Belle Know she is Destined for Dissapointment
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Gaston
Crazy Old Maurice
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Gaston
No one breaks belts with his neck better than Gaston
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Gaston
![DO NOT WANT I can say most definitively, that, rather than being appreciative of the above imageslposts, I am instead extremely disdainful of the aforementioned items, indeed it could be said that l in no way desire to see them on subsequent occasions, nor to add them to my archive, therefore, please refrain from continuing to post this category of item. Thank you and good day.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/150/510/do_not_want2.jpg)
![DO NOT WANT I can say most definitively, that, rather than being appreciative of the above imageslposts, I am instead extremely disdainful of the aforementioned items, indeed it could be said that l in no way desire to see them on subsequent occasions, nor to add them to my archive, therefore, please refrain from continuing to post this category of item. Thank you and good day.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/150/510/do_not_want2.jpg)
Gaston
Gaston destroys Maurice
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Gaston
No one's covered in hair like...the Beast!
![..and every last inch of me's covered with hair! Bitch, Please](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/304/414/7a1.jpg)
![..and every last inch of me's covered with hair! Bitch, Please](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/304/414/7a1.jpg)
Gaston
No one destroys your childhood like Gaston
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Gaston
When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs
![Tumblr source - <a href="https://bulbabushka.tumblr.com/post/158296810023/jamejarrs-ajohnnygoldmain-thealphapigeon">as reblogged by bulbabushka</a>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/850/036/776.jpg)
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Gaston
Congratulations!
![WINNER OF THE NO BELLE PRIZE n-a-blue-box: reblogging because i laughed really hard](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/423/679/bc9.jpg)
![WINNER OF THE NO BELLE PRIZE n-a-blue-box: reblogging because i laughed really hard](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/423/679/bc9.jpg)
Gaston
Eggs
![O sonseulsoleil It's almost 1 AM but in the song Belle from Beauty and the Beast the villagers sing "I need six eggs" “that's too expensive!" and 99 GC. then later in the song Gaston, Gaston says "when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so l'm roughly as large as a barge" Gaston has been eating dozens of eggs every day for his entire life and is single handedly creating an artificial egg scarcity in the village and driving up egg prices. this economy is in shambles. 9,160 notes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/284/834/a19.jpeg)
![O sonseulsoleil It's almost 1 AM but in the song Belle from Beauty and the Beast the villagers sing "I need six eggs" “that's too expensive!" and 99 GC. then later in the song Gaston, Gaston says "when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so l'm roughly as large as a barge" Gaston has been eating dozens of eggs every day for his entire life and is single handedly creating an artificial egg scarcity in the village and driving up egg prices. this economy is in shambles. 9,160 notes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/284/834/a19.jpeg)
Gaston
Nobody Swaps Faces Like Gaston
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Gaston
no one can scare ponies like gaston
![Nobody can't scare Luna like Gaston!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/304/403/974.jpg)
![Nobody can't scare Luna like Gaston!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/304/403/974.jpg)
Gaston