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7 KB JPG >be American >take bus >$8.00 >robbed by n-----
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The martial cuck fears the magic chad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat)05:25:39 No.714549079 File: file.png (305 KB, 510x420) >>714549149 >>714549582 >be wizard in a party >surrounded by enemies >'I'll attack and kill 2, maybe 3 of the enemies' says the martial cuck >'Heh, not so fast' I exclaim 'Things are about to get a little... Weird' >kill everything on screen with a single spell >slutty elf rogue fawns all over my superior spellcasting c--- >'Sorry babe, need to rest now, I'm all out of spellslots' Being a wizard is hard work.
Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat)05:25:39 No.714549079 File: file.png (305 KB, 510x420) >>714549149 >>714549582 >be wizard in a party >surrounded by enemies >'I'll attack and kill 2, maybe 3 of the enemies' says the martial cuck >'Heh, not so fast' I exclaim 'Things are about to get a little... Weird' >kill everything on screen with a single spell >slutty elf rogue fawns all over my superior spellcasting c--- >'Sorry babe, need to rest now, I'm all out of spellslots' Being a wizard is hard work.

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This horse game is some serious shit. | /r/Greentext

40 KB JPG >Be me R18 Mexican Hentai Artist >See Unamusume >Damnhorsegirlsarecute.jpeg >Proceed to draw R18 of teenage horse girls >Post it on PIXIV >Notice that my art seems popular with the Japanese user base since they comment the most >Out of curiousity Google translate some of them >find out about the whole Yakuza not wanting you to draw teenage horse tiddy of horse girls >laugh as I live in Mexico and the yakuza can't do s--- to me >Very next day Hired Yakuza hackers proceed to hack the laptop I use and delete my PIXIV account along with my entire hard drive >Older Brother who actually owns the laptop is livid because he is part of a cartel and his hard drive contained important information for the cartel >older brother tells fellow cartel members what happened >Think it's an unprovoked attack by the Yakuza >they proceed to track down Yakuza Hackers in Japan and send hitmen to take them out >Hitmen succeed >Yakuza are livid because to them this was an unprovoked attack by the cartels >Gang War Imminent between 2 criminal organizations across oceans >Mfw me drawing teenage horse tiddy sparked a gang war
40 KB JPG >Be me R18 Mexican Hentai Artist >See Unamusume >Damnhorsegirlsarecute.jpeg >Proceed to draw R18 of teenage horse girls >Post it on PIXIV >Notice that my art seems popular with the Japanese user base since they comment the most >Out of curiousity Google translate some of them >find out about the whole Yakuza not wanting you to draw teenage horse tiddy of horse girls >laugh as I live in Mexico and the yakuza can't do s--- to me >Very next day Hired Yakuza hackers proceed to hack the laptop I use and delete my PIXIV account along with my entire hard drive >Older Brother who actually owns the laptop is livid because he is part of a cartel and his hard drive contained important information for the cartel >older brother tells fellow cartel members what happened >Think it's an unprovoked attack by the Yakuza >they proceed to track down Yakuza Hackers in Japan and send hitmen to take them out >Hitmen succeed >Yakuza are livid because to them this was an unprovoked attack by the cartels >Gang War Imminent between 2 criminal organizations across oceans >Mfw me drawing teenage horse tiddy sparked a gang war

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The oppresive silence | /r/Greentext

File: OPPRESSIVE!.png (639 KB, 973x847) Arun Krishnan @ArunKrishnan Went for a walk in the neighborhood where my cousin lives. I felt the oppressiveness of the silence. Noticed an old lady sitting outside, staring at nothing. The loneliness was stark. Not sure I could have lived in such a place. Lovely though it is. #Musings Jul 23, 2023 1.7M Views Pajeets are simply not compatible with humans Anonymous (ID: 9NHqtFEY) 07/07/25(Mon)07:48:15 No.509733816 >>509734446 >>509734542 >>509734787 >>509734987 >>509735072 >>509737039 >>509738410 >>509738873 >>509739014 >>509739399 >>509739583 >>509739673 >>509739879 >>509739884 >>509739989 >>509740295 >>509740641 >>509741178>>509741430 >>509741903 >>509742130 >>509742334 >>509742464 >>509742709 >>509743034 >>509745674 >>509745775 >>509746986 >>509747320 >>509748088 >>509748291 >>509749521 >>509749883 >>509750174 >>509750970 >>509751313 >>509752992 >>509754148 >>509755497 >>509755746 >>509756056 >>509756164 >>509756360 >>509758018 >>509759081 >>509760873 >>509761544 >>509762514 >>509763412 >>509764119 >>509765316 >>509766112 >>509766609 >>509770170 >>509774358 >>509774567 >>509774732 >>509775625 >pajeet moves to west >finds silence and cleanliness oppressive Now you understand why everywhere those parasites infest inevitably ends up turning into another india. >> Anonymous (ID: 9NHqtFEy) 07/07/25(Mon)07:48:54 No.509733853 >>509741954 >>509743491 >>509762040 >>509772897 File: X6382.png (47 KB, 908x462) Anonymous ID: DerR9vAq Tue 13 Feb 2024 No.458509607 – 逾 Quoted By: >>458509799 >>458510101 >>458509341 >clean Why is 'clean' a good thing? Anonymous ID: ZiRNf1pB Tue 13 Feb 2024 No.458509799 Quoted By: >>458510067 >>458510327 >>458509607 >Why is 'clean' a good thing? Further proof you are a poor attempt at imitating a human. Reminder. >> Anonymous (ID: Vojl6SCZ) 07/07/25(Mon)07:52:22 No.509734032 ►>>509741954 >>509758586 >>509762040 File: IMG_8560.jpg (265 KB, 828x425) Anonymous (ID: zhzJcX15 07/05/25(Sat)06:50:53 No.509565384 >>509565336 # Why are whites and east asians so f------ sensitive to bodily smells. You're all like little whiny women that cry and flee from the slightest f------ smell. Man the f--- up. P----. >>509565504 # >>509565631 # >>509565961 # >>509567167 # >>509567989 #
File: OPPRESSIVE!.png (639 KB, 973x847) Arun Krishnan @ArunKrishnan Went for a walk in the neighborhood where my cousin lives. I felt the oppressiveness of the silence. Noticed an old lady sitting outside, staring at nothing. The loneliness was stark. Not sure I could have lived in such a place. Lovely though it is. #Musings Jul 23, 2023 1.7M Views Pajeets are simply not compatible with humans Anonymous (ID: 9NHqtFEY) 07/07/25(Mon)07:48:15 No.509733816 >>509734446 >>509734542 >>509734787 >>509734987 >>509735072 >>509737039 >>509738410 >>509738873 >>509739014 >>509739399 >>509739583 >>509739673 >>509739879 >>509739884 >>509739989 >>509740295 >>509740641 >>509741178>>509741430 >>509741903 >>509742130 >>509742334 >>509742464 >>509742709 >>509743034 >>509745674 >>509745775 >>509746986 >>509747320 >>509748088 >>509748291 >>509749521 >>509749883 >>509750174 >>509750970 >>509751313 >>509752992 >>509754148 >>509755497 >>509755746 >>509756056 >>509756164 >>509756360 >>509758018 >>509759081 >>509760873 >>509761544 >>509762514 >>509763412 >>509764119 >>509765316 >>509766112 >>509766609 >>509770170 >>509774358 >>509774567 >>509774732 >>509775625 >pajeet moves to west >finds silence and cleanliness oppressive Now you understand why everywhere those parasites infest inevitably ends up turning into another india. >> Anonymous (ID: 9NHqtFEy) 07/07/25(Mon)07:48:54 No.509733853 >>509741954 >>509743491 >>509762040 >>509772897 File: X6382.png (47 KB, 908x462) Anonymous ID: DerR9vAq Tue 13 Feb 2024 No.458509607 – 逾 Quoted By: >>458509799 >>458510101 >>458509341 >clean Why is 'clean' a good thing? Anonymous ID: ZiRNf1pB Tue 13 Feb 2024 No.458509799 Quoted By: >>458510067 >>458510327 >>458509607 >Why is 'clean' a good thing? Further proof you are a poor attempt at imitating a human. Reminder. >> Anonymous (ID: Vojl6SCZ) 07/07/25(Mon)07:52:22 No.509734032 ►>>509741954 >>509758586 >>509762040 File: IMG_8560.jpg (265 KB, 828x425) Anonymous (ID: zhzJcX15 07/05/25(Sat)06:50:53 No.509565384 >>509565336 # Why are whites and east asians so f------ sensitive to bodily smells. You're all like little whiny women that cry and flee from the slightest f------ smell. Man the f--- up. P----. >>509565504 # >>509565631 # >>509565961 # >>509567167 # >>509567989 #

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Is this true? Surely not | /r/Greentext

IN SELF : Anonymous (ID: pdWPkQ85 NO RULES Fenix Ammuni... @FenixAmmunition Subscribe You are 8.5X more likely to die in Europe due to their lack of air conditioning than you are to be killed 07/07/25(Mon) 10:17:41 No.509742257 >Be Europoor >Get baked to death I don't want to EVER see a euro flag in the United States by someone with EVER talking s--- about gun deaths a gun. Just let that settle in your brain for a moment. 83 KB JPG in my country again. Just buy an AC unit ffs! For all your talk about everyone else being third world, this is about as third world as it gets. Wait... Europoor actually dont have AC? This whole time I thought it was a joke
IN SELF : Anonymous (ID: pdWPkQ85 NO RULES Fenix Ammuni... @FenixAmmunition Subscribe You are 8.5X more likely to die in Europe due to their lack of air conditioning than you are to be killed 07/07/25(Mon) 10:17:41 No.509742257 >Be Europoor >Get baked to death I don't want to EVER see a euro flag in the United States by someone with EVER talking s--- about gun deaths a gun. Just let that settle in your brain for a moment. 83 KB JPG in my country again. Just buy an AC unit ffs! For all your talk about everyone else being third world, this is about as third world as it gets. Wait... Europoor actually dont have AC? This whole time I thought it was a joke

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Anon has a point. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB PNG 07/07/25(Mon)14:17:24 No.81746350 >don't judge a book by its cover F--- am I supposed to do? Read the book? To decide if it's worth reading?
Anonymous 10 KB PNG 07/07/25(Mon)14:17:24 No.81746350 >don't judge a book by its cover F--- am I supposed to do? Read the book? To decide if it's worth reading?

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In Condoration | /r/Greentext

Salarar The sent my right hand to dispone al sou Laun Your right hand comes off 299KIB, 640x640, 827711.png Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:07:13 No.713271834 View Original Report Quoted By: >>713271894 >>713272037 >>713272217 >>713272272 >>713272384 >>713272416 >>713272442 >>713273191 >>713273934 >>713273991 >>713274081 >>713274534 >>713275434 >>713276063 >>713276265 >>713276821 >> >>713283489 >>713283964 >>>713285717 >>713289556 >>713292964 >>>713294164 >>>713296448 >>713296702 >>713298810 >>713298940 >>>713300961 >>713302369 >>713303409 >>713303767 >>713305262 >Boomers conder this good humor View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1748662918953652.png, 2MiB, 2000x1000 >conder huh? ??? Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:08:06 No.713271894 Report Quoted By: >>713271993 >>713271834 Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:09:14 No.713271993 View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO Quoted By: >>713296448 >>713271894 Consider** F--- I'm a retard. F--- boomers too. View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO bd8.jpg, 23 KiB, 640x480 Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:09:23 No.713272014 Report >conder Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:09:42 No.713272037 Report Quoted By: >>713294267 >>713271834 >zoomers conder this good spellage View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1717366095262677.jpg, 47KiB, 399x399 Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:11:27 No.713272180 Report 000000 I'm condering this shitpoist Report Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:12:00 No.713272217 Report Quoted By: >>713273281 >>713273802 >>713274125 >>713275764 >>713280659 >>713280992 >>713282146 >>713283075 >>713285392 >>713285557 >>713294871 >>>713296194>>713296448 >>>713296992 >>713298723 >>713298848 >>713303257 >>713303409 >>713304000 >>713271834 conder sucide
Salarar The sent my right hand to dispone al sou Laun Your right hand comes off 299KIB, 640x640, 827711.png Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:07:13 No.713271834 View Original Report Quoted By: >>713271894 >>713272037 >>713272217 >>713272272 >>713272384 >>713272416 >>713272442 >>713273191 >>713273934 >>713273991 >>713274081 >>713274534 >>713275434 >>713276063 >>713276265 >>713276821 >> >>713283489 >>713283964 >>>713285717 >>713289556 >>713292964 >>>713294164 >>>713296448 >>713296702 >>713298810 >>713298940 >>>713300961 >>713302369 >>713303409 >>713303767 >>713305262 >Boomers conder this good humor View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1748662918953652.png, 2MiB, 2000x1000 >conder huh? ??? Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:08:06 No.713271894 Report Quoted By: >>713271993 >>713271834 Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:09:14 No.713271993 View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO Quoted By: >>713296448 >>713271894 Consider** F--- I'm a retard. F--- boomers too. View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO bd8.jpg, 23 KiB, 640x480 Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:09:23 No.713272014 Report >conder Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:09:42 No.713272037 Report Quoted By: >>713294267 >>713271834 >zoomers conder this good spellage View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1717366095262677.jpg, 47KiB, 399x399 Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:11:27 No.713272180 Report 000000 I'm condering this shitpoist Report Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2025 20:12:00 No.713272217 Report Quoted By: >>713273281 >>713273802 >>713274125 >>713275764 >>713280659 >>713280992 >>713282146 >>713283075 >>713285392 >>713285557 >>713294871 >>>713296194>>713296448 >>>713296992 >>713298723 >>713298848 >>713303257 >>713303409 >>713304000 >>713271834 conder sucide

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Haha there was no list right guys stop talking about it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 4jYCXRVG) Worst lie ever BREAKING Trump administration declares Jeffrey Epstein had no "client list," says he died by suicide 276 KB JPG 07/07/25(Mon) 13:30:57 No.509756119 >billionaire >apparently 0 evidence against you or anybody associated with you >with that in mind, it would be guaranteed to be found not guilty >kill yourself Could've just said that democrats were on the lists and went for some show-arrests
Anonymous (ID: 4jYCXRVG) Worst lie ever BREAKING Trump administration declares Jeffrey Epstein had no "client list," says he died by suicide 276 KB JPG 07/07/25(Mon) 13:30:57 No.509756119 >billionaire >apparently 0 evidence against you or anybody associated with you >with that in mind, it would be guaranteed to be found not guilty >kill yourself Could've just said that democrats were on the lists and went for some show-arrests

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free sex with bear | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.4 MB PNG 05/12/25(Mon)20:51:07 No.95631329 Imagine Star Wars vs Warhammer 40k but instead of space battles it's smugglers and rogue traders doing Pawn Stars. Anonymous >>95631329 (OP) # 05/12/25(Mon)21:38:29 No.95631532 That sounds incredibly retarded. Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)23:28:47 No.95632139 >>95631329 (OP) # that sounds kinda cool
Anonymous 1.4 MB PNG 05/12/25(Mon)20:51:07 No.95631329 Imagine Star Wars vs Warhammer 40k but instead of space battles it's smugglers and rogue traders doing Pawn Stars. Anonymous >>95631329 (OP) # 05/12/25(Mon)21:38:29 No.95631532 That sounds incredibly retarded. Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)23:28:47 No.95632139 >>95631329 (OP) # that sounds kinda cool

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Anon dislikes ads | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7/7/2025, 4:44:35 PM No.66783996 (ADS) 46 KB JPEG > interrupt whatever you're watching or playing > Some are unskipable or make you wait a certain amount of time before you can skip > In most cases you need to PAY A SUBSCRIPTION to not have to deal with them In what world is this supposed to make me want to buy your product? When has being annoying ever been a suitable business practice?
Anonymous 7/7/2025, 4:44:35 PM No.66783996 (ADS) 46 KB JPEG > interrupt whatever you're watching or playing > Some are unskipable or make you wait a certain amount of time before you can skip > In most cases you need to PAY A SUBSCRIPTION to not have to deal with them In what world is this supposed to make me want to buy your product? When has being annoying ever been a suitable business practice?

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Pretty sure | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/03/2025, 23:50:18 No.91338687 >Asian character 192 KB PNG >His power is literally overpopulation Did J K Rowling write this s---?
Anonymous 09/03/2025, 23:50:18 No.91338687 >Asian character 192 KB PNG >His power is literally overpopulation Did J K Rowling write this s---?

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Satan-anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous LUCIFER The Lighthearer or Morningstar. Bringer of Light of Awareness to Humanity. LUCIFERO PROMETHEUS HELIOS SANTA LUCIA 95 KB JPG 07/07/25(Mon)07:50:24 No. 17821918 >The "God" of the Old Testament (YHVH) is not the true God but a blind or malevolent impostor >Satan, or the serpent, is sometimes reinterpreted as a bringer of knowledge and resistance, not a deceiver. >Salvation lies not in worship but in awakening from the spell of false divinity >YHVH demands worship, fear, sacrifice, and loyalty, not contemplation, not cooperation. >He orders genocides, issues arbitrary laws, and frequently acts out of anger, jealousy, or fear. >He punishes curiosity (Eden), unity (Babel), and autonomy (Job) Just say no to Jehovah and the nightmare will be over. The power was always yours.
Anonymous LUCIFER The Lighthearer or Morningstar. Bringer of Light of Awareness to Humanity. LUCIFERO PROMETHEUS HELIOS SANTA LUCIA 95 KB JPG 07/07/25(Mon)07:50:24 No. 17821918 >The "God" of the Old Testament (YHVH) is not the true God but a blind or malevolent impostor >Satan, or the serpent, is sometimes reinterpreted as a bringer of knowledge and resistance, not a deceiver. >Salvation lies not in worship but in awakening from the spell of false divinity >YHVH demands worship, fear, sacrifice, and loyalty, not contemplation, not cooperation. >He orders genocides, issues arbitrary laws, and frequently acts out of anger, jealousy, or fear. >He punishes curiosity (Eden), unity (Babel), and autonomy (Job) Just say no to Jehovah and the nightmare will be over. The power was always yours.

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Brother Wars | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: zZgRT9Uq) Thread for German-Americans ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/07/25(Mon) 10:21:01 No.509727080 + German-American flag 2.png 73 KB PNG Us Germans-Americans must stick together. How are you German bros? Have you learned any German today? Anonymous (ID: xidnojRX) >>509727080 (OP) # 07/07/25(Mon) 10:30:55 No.509727514 When are you going to take back your circumcised slave plantation of a country?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: zZgRT9Uq) Thread for German-Americans ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/07/25(Mon) 10:21:01 No.509727080 + German-American flag 2.png 73 KB PNG Us Germans-Americans must stick together. How are you German bros? Have you learned any German today? Anonymous (ID: xidnojRX) >>509727080 (OP) # 07/07/25(Mon) 10:30:55 No.509727514 When are you going to take back your circumcised slave plantation of a country?

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Looking for islam related greentext | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/22/23(Tue) 05:17:46 No.186359507 >I DECIDED TO SEND ALL MY PROPHETS IN A VERY SMALL AREA IN THE MIDDLE EAST INSTEAD OF EUROPE, ASIA, AMERICAS OR AFRICA BECAUSE.... >JUST BECAUSE OKAY! 84 KB PNG
Anonymous 08/22/23(Tue) 05:17:46 No.186359507 >I DECIDED TO SEND ALL MY PROPHETS IN A VERY SMALL AREA IN THE MIDDLE EAST INSTEAD OF EUROPE, ASIA, AMERICAS OR AFRICA BECAUSE.... >JUST BECAUSE OKAY! 84 KB PNG

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Anon calls someone the D-word | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2017 15:01:43 No.18622426 Quoted By: >>18626443 >be me, 10. >after long day knock out at 6:00 pm >wake up around 12 >heard my name being called >look to door and see someome standing there. >really confused because i couldnt see a face or any features because of how dark everything was. >This thing was visible, but it was just so dark. >"dad?" >the second i said that this thing sprinted towards my bed >duck under blanket and yell, felt hand cover my face. >all of a sudden its gone >never happened again.
Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2017 15:01:43 No.18622426 Quoted By: >>18626443 >be me, 10. >after long day knock out at 6:00 pm >wake up around 12 >heard my name being called >look to door and see someome standing there. >really confused because i couldnt see a face or any features because of how dark everything was. >This thing was visible, but it was just so dark. >"dad?" >the second i said that this thing sprinted towards my bed >duck under blanket and yell, felt hand cover my face. >all of a sudden its gone >never happened again.

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Anon NTR's a rabbit family. | /r/Greentext

File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 ! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant--the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----.
File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 ! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant--the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----.

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