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Anonymous tGoemegr 3 hours ago >>327665089 (OP) 327667712 Not that anon but I have the IQpills from that thread in text, will dump. >I did IQ research as a grad student, and it involved a lot of this stuff. Did you know that most people (95% +) with less than 90 IQ can't understand conditional hypotheticals? >For example: >How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch? >What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch. >Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt? >Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did. >Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt? >I don't understand the question.
Anonymous tGoemegr 3 hours ago >>327665089 (OP) 327667712 Not that anon but I have the IQpills from that thread in text, will dump. >I did IQ research as a grad student, and it involved a lot of this stuff. Did you know that most people (95% +) with less than 90 IQ can't understand conditional hypotheticals? >For example: >How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch? >What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch. >Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt? >Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did. >Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt? >I don't understand the question.

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anon wastes his money | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 125 KB JPG >be me 07/16/25(Wed)11:22:42 No.212776464 >mid-30s manchild with disposable income and bad nostalgia >watch one YouTube video about "rare Black Diamond Disney VHS tapes" >mfw "some sold for $5,000+ on eBay " > instantly become self-declared VHS investor >spend next 3 months hitting every thrift store and flea market in a 50 mile radius >buy every Disney tape I see >Beauty and the Beast? Got 12 copies >The Lion King? Basically hoarding Simba now >drop like $12,000 total >smug.jpg >finally list them on eBay at $3,000 each >absolutely no bites >one guy messages "bro these are worth like $5 max" >look deeper >turns out every copy I bought is mass-produced and common as hell >the "sold" listings were either fake, money laundering, or idiots like me >have boxes of worthless plastic clamshells in garage >too ashamed to tell wife >keep pretending they're "gaining value" How over is it for me?
Anonymous 125 KB JPG >be me 07/16/25(Wed)11:22:42 No.212776464 >mid-30s manchild with disposable income and bad nostalgia >watch one YouTube video about "rare Black Diamond Disney VHS tapes" >mfw "some sold for $5,000+ on eBay " > instantly become self-declared VHS investor >spend next 3 months hitting every thrift store and flea market in a 50 mile radius >buy every Disney tape I see >Beauty and the Beast? Got 12 copies >The Lion King? Basically hoarding Simba now >drop like $12,000 total >smug.jpg >finally list them on eBay at $3,000 each >absolutely no bites >one guy messages "bro these are worth like $5 max" >look deeper >turns out every copy I bought is mass-produced and common as hell >the "sold" listings were either fake, money laundering, or idiots like me >have boxes of worthless plastic clamshells in garage >too ashamed to tell wife >keep pretending they're "gaining value" How over is it for me?

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anon wants a JDAM dropped on his house | /r/Greentext

1d (07/16/25 16:08) 63990786 33 Re 10 Img JPG⚫ 273KB (1440 × 1439) · 1731575754581.jpg 10 Replies >be the best plane of it's generation >3 different models >share 90% of the production between models >can be launched from a carrier >multirole, can do everything >best air to air missiles to date >top tier anti ship missile >literal flying computer >can drop the nuke >can see and jam your missiles at 360deg >very high sortie rates >helmet can show target through the plane >futuristic sensor fusion, can shoot missiles in it's back >get upgraded over time, like fine wine god I love the rafale, pic unrelated btw.
1d (07/16/25 16:08) 63990786 33 Re 10 Img JPG⚫ 273KB (1440 × 1439) · 1731575754581.jpg 10 Replies >be the best plane of it's generation >3 different models >share 90% of the production between models >can be launched from a carrier >multirole, can do everything >best air to air missiles to date >top tier anti ship missile >literal flying computer >can drop the nuke >can see and jam your missiles at 360deg >very high sortie rates >helmet can show target through the plane >futuristic sensor fusion, can shoot missiles in it's back >get upgraded over time, like fine wine god I love the rafale, pic unrelated btw.

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Anon Doesn't Understand Lex Luthor | /r/Greentext

File: Nicholas-Hoult-speaks-on-(...).jpg (37 KB, 620x450) Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)13:17:06 No.212724571 >>212724886 >>212725989 >>212726086 >>212726090 >>212726883 >>212727349 >>212728582 >>212728620 >>212729604 >>212729913 >>212730088 >>212730204 >>212730323 >>212730829 >>212730912 >>212731042 >has a clone of Superman >spends tens of billions of dollars of his own money in a convoluted scheme to arm a country to invade another country which would cause Superman to intervene, which would cause USA glow authorization to capture Superman >doesn't just have the clone do a false flag BRAVO GUNN s to give Lex Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)14:12:40 No.212726086 File: eobard_thawne.png (335 KB, 1200x675) >>212724571 (OP) >lie about someone to get them in trouble VS >use their own virtues against them Only true haters understand. >> Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)16:00:31 No.212728620 >>212730712 >>212730966 >>212724571 (OP) Why didn't Lex invent a cure for baldness? Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)16:36:21 No.212729347 >>212728620 It's the source of his power. Like a revers Samson Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)17:17:10 No.212730131 ► >>212729347 >Supe captures Lex >>212729347 >>212730145 >>212730131 >"Lex I'm sorry for doing this, but you have been evil for too long. I'll send you to Hungary for some hair transplant." >this does the equivalence of lobotomizing Lex >fire shot is a drooling Lex trying to mutter the word "Superman"
File: Nicholas-Hoult-speaks-on-(...).jpg (37 KB, 620x450) Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)13:17:06 No.212724571 >>212724886 >>212725989 >>212726086 >>212726090 >>212726883 >>212727349 >>212728582 >>212728620 >>212729604 >>212729913 >>212730088 >>212730204 >>212730323 >>212730829 >>212730912 >>212731042 >has a clone of Superman >spends tens of billions of dollars of his own money in a convoluted scheme to arm a country to invade another country which would cause Superman to intervene, which would cause USA glow authorization to capture Superman >doesn't just have the clone do a false flag BRAVO GUNN s to give Lex Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)14:12:40 No.212726086 File: eobard_thawne.png (335 KB, 1200x675) >>212724571 (OP) >lie about someone to get them in trouble VS >use their own virtues against them Only true haters understand. >> Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)16:00:31 No.212728620 >>212730712 >>212730966 >>212724571 (OP) Why didn't Lex invent a cure for baldness? Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)16:36:21 No.212729347 >>212728620 It's the source of his power. Like a revers Samson Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)17:17:10 No.212730131 ► >>212729347 >Supe captures Lex >>212729347 >>212730145 >>212730131 >"Lex I'm sorry for doing this, but you have been evil for too long. I'll send you to Hungary for some hair transplant." >this does the equivalence of lobotomizing Lex >fire shot is a drooling Lex trying to mutter the word "Superman"

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anonis racist | /r/Greentext

1h (07/08/25 04:01) 936786676.2 Re- 0 Img PNG. 109KB. (498 × 484) · skate-vaca.png 1 Reply 0 >be me >wagecuck working in supermarket kitchen >see 2 african immigrants doing their groceries >shopping cart is filled with about 10 watermelons >a couple minutes later they come to order a dozen fried chicken pieces the stereotypes literally write themselves but we're racist if we say them out loud 59m (07/08/25 04:03) 936786767 >we it is you and i on this site. 1m (07/08/25 05:00) 936789369 >>936786676 (OP) They will always call you a racist but never a liar.
1h (07/08/25 04:01) 936786676.2 Re- 0 Img PNG. 109KB. (498 × 484) · skate-vaca.png 1 Reply 0 >be me >wagecuck working in supermarket kitchen >see 2 african immigrants doing their groceries >shopping cart is filled with about 10 watermelons >a couple minutes later they come to order a dozen fried chicken pieces the stereotypes literally write themselves but we're racist if we say them out loud 59m (07/08/25 04:03) 936786767 >we it is you and i on this site. 1m (07/08/25 05:00) 936789369 >>936786676 (OP) They will always call you a racist but never a liar.

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Stephen definitely in the list King. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/23/22(Sat)09:53:06 No.166960139 >>166963094 File: 32321111.png (176 KB, 608x352) OFFICER! HELP! THERE'S A BUNCH OF KIDS RUNNING A TRAIN ON A YOUNG GIRL DOWN HERE! OH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY THE FAT ONE'S TAKING HIS PANTS OFF NOW, YA GOTTA HELP ME OFFICER, I'M AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC HORROR NOT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC NONCE, GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
Anonymous 04/23/22(Sat)09:53:06 No.166960139 >>166963094 File: 32321111.png (176 KB, 608x352) OFFICER! HELP! THERE'S A BUNCH OF KIDS RUNNING A TRAIN ON A YOUNG GIRL DOWN HERE! OH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY THE FAT ONE'S TAKING HIS PANTS OFF NOW, YA GOTTA HELP ME OFFICER, I'M AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC HORROR NOT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC NONCE, GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

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Wholesome pizza cooking with anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/02/20(Mon)22:42:21 No.17322945 46 KB PNG > be me > classic NEET, no job, no goals > feel useless, avoid mirrors > Friday night tradition: homemade pizza > mom makes the dough, I do the toppings and oven stuff > only thing I really participate in > she usually doesn't eat pizza, says it's too heavy > I go upstairs and eat mine solo, lights off, YouTube on > pretty proud of how it came out > decide to go downstairs for seconds > mom calls me into her room > says "hey anon, I had a slice of your pizza, hope that's okay" > I say sure, whatever > she pauses and goes, > "you make really good pizzas, anon. Honestly the best I've had" >tfw first compliment I've gotten in months > she tells my younger brother to try some too > he takes a bite and gives me a thumbs-up > "yo, this is actually amazing" > suddenly feel warm > not useless, not a burden > just a guy who makes really good pizza >tfw I'm not a failure tonight > thanks mom you made me feel human again D
Anonymous 12/02/20(Mon)22:42:21 No.17322945 46 KB PNG > be me > classic NEET, no job, no goals > feel useless, avoid mirrors > Friday night tradition: homemade pizza > mom makes the dough, I do the toppings and oven stuff > only thing I really participate in > she usually doesn't eat pizza, says it's too heavy > I go upstairs and eat mine solo, lights off, YouTube on > pretty proud of how it came out > decide to go downstairs for seconds > mom calls me into her room > says "hey anon, I had a slice of your pizza, hope that's okay" > I say sure, whatever > she pauses and goes, > "you make really good pizzas, anon. Honestly the best I've had" >tfw first compliment I've gotten in months > she tells my younger brother to try some too > he takes a bite and gives me a thumbs-up > "yo, this is actually amazing" > suddenly feel warm > not useless, not a burden > just a guy who makes really good pizza >tfw I'm not a failure tonight > thanks mom you made me feel human again D

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poor mans fentanyl | /r/Greentext

Benadryl (Benadryl ALLERGY ALLERGY Diphenhydramine HCI 25 mg | Antihistamine Sneezing Itchy, Watery Eyes Runny Nose Itchy Throat Diphenhydramine HC 25 mg Antilistamine Secting Of Rainy Madry Eyes Ma ☐ Anonymous 06/26/25(Thu)13:40:23 No.61210202 Anyone here ever abused allergy medicine? >700 mg benadryl >pick up phone to play clash of clans >spend 30 minutes on my village >phone vanishes >phone was upstairs the whole time >feel like utter shet for a week afterwards ULTRATABS small tablet size 25 PACKETS OF 2 TABLETS
Benadryl (Benadryl ALLERGY ALLERGY Diphenhydramine HCI 25 mg | Antihistamine Sneezing Itchy, Watery Eyes Runny Nose Itchy Throat Diphenhydramine HC 25 mg Antilistamine Secting Of Rainy Madry Eyes Ma ☐ Anonymous 06/26/25(Thu)13:40:23 No.61210202 Anyone here ever abused allergy medicine? >700 mg benadryl >pick up phone to play clash of clans >spend 30 minutes on my village >phone vanishes >phone was upstairs the whole time >feel like utter shet for a week afterwards ULTRATABS small tablet size 25 PACKETS OF 2 TABLETS

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Anon doesn't like Star Trek | /r/Greentext

NCC-170 STARTREK Star Trek.jpg 39 KB JPG >Gay Liberalism.........IN SPACE!!!!! And the boomers ate it up like retards. I'm going back to anime.
NCC-170 STARTREK Star Trek.jpg 39 KB JPG >Gay Liberalism.........IN SPACE!!!!! And the boomers ate it up like retards. I'm going back to anime.

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This post is about stuff | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)04:33:16 No.41953159 "Men are easy, just be nice to them" 1.16 MB PNG Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)04:34:08 No.41953206 Note: Many women fail this simple task. >>41953634 # >>41965121 # >>41965337 # >>41965439 # >>41968332 # >>41968373 # >>41972188 # >>41973759 # >>41973810 # >>41973877 # >>41974093 # >>41974523 # >>41974648 # >>41976132 #
E Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)04:33:16 No.41953159 "Men are easy, just be nice to them" 1.16 MB PNG Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)04:34:08 No.41953206 Note: Many women fail this simple task. >>41953634 # >>41965121 # >>41965337 # >>41965439 # >>41968332 # >>41968373 # >>41972188 # >>41973759 # >>41973810 # >>41973877 # >>41974093 # >>41974523 # >>41974648 # >>41976132 #

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Anon on our ancestor. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)22:32:58 No.81845434 Why the f--- did he do it? 462 KB JPG Anonymous 2.02 MB PNG 07/15/25(Tue)23:33:39 No.81845977 >climbs on land >dooms you to wageslave life >bills are due better pay up sucker
Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)22:32:58 No.81845434 Why the f--- did he do it? 462 KB JPG Anonymous 2.02 MB PNG 07/15/25(Tue)23:33:39 No.81845977 >climbs on land >dooms you to wageslave life >bills are due better pay up sucker

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Anon Ain't No College Kid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Lemme tell ya 08/01/24(Thu)07:13:44 No.74816824 >scarfs down gas station breakfast pizza the trades are great >chain smokes first 3 ciggies of the day for being able to >downs his first of 3 energy drinks of the day keep yourself in >talks about the 6 pack he downed last night (at minimum) great physical condition. >coughs up lime green loogie I just love >brags about drug use in the past how trades allow me >pays alimony and child support to afford a great life >it's saturday and he's got a 12 hour shift with no college. >makes less than almost every decent college degree F------ *insert imaginary hardcore liberal degree* college kids >pays $1000000 in gas for his ram gigacuck 550000 that never tows more than a camper wish they had my life. >sips first fireball shooter of the day
Anonymous Lemme tell ya 08/01/24(Thu)07:13:44 No.74816824 >scarfs down gas station breakfast pizza the trades are great >chain smokes first 3 ciggies of the day for being able to >downs his first of 3 energy drinks of the day keep yourself in >talks about the 6 pack he downed last night (at minimum) great physical condition. >coughs up lime green loogie I just love >brags about drug use in the past how trades allow me >pays alimony and child support to afford a great life >it's saturday and he's got a 12 hour shift with no college. >makes less than almost every decent college degree F------ *insert imaginary hardcore liberal degree* college kids >pays $1000000 in gas for his ram gigacuck 550000 that never tows more than a camper wish they had my life. >sips first fireball shooter of the day

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Anon is a slacker | /r/Greentext

File: 1422382193209.gif (1017 KB, 500x695) Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)14:02:35 No. 15885059 [Reply] >be demon >>15888620 >minding my own business on the 3rd plane, doing infernal s--- >suddenly my pocket vibrates >you have 1 message: >"oh great Xuraxblurg, pls come to my house and give me wisdom or money or anything really" >how about no >continue about my eternal night >suddenly, an archdemon appears >"Xuraxblurg, you must go to that human's house and impart wisdom upon him, but do it in a spooky and cryptic way. He has scribbled the correct sigils on a roll of vellum with goat's blood so you know he's serious, off you go. It's the demon code." >"Man f------ why, I'm not even-" >"I SAID IT'S THE DEMON CODE." >whatever >show up at this f--'s house around midnight >"Xuraxblurg, you're here! Tell me, will I find the love of my life?!" >sure kid >make his furniture jiggle around a little bit >return to the screaming abyss >mfw
File: 1422382193209.gif (1017 KB, 500x695) Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)14:02:35 No. 15885059 [Reply] >be demon >>15888620 >minding my own business on the 3rd plane, doing infernal s--- >suddenly my pocket vibrates >you have 1 message: >"oh great Xuraxblurg, pls come to my house and give me wisdom or money or anything really" >how about no >continue about my eternal night >suddenly, an archdemon appears >"Xuraxblurg, you must go to that human's house and impart wisdom upon him, but do it in a spooky and cryptic way. He has scribbled the correct sigils on a roll of vellum with goat's blood so you know he's serious, off you go. It's the demon code." >"Man f------ why, I'm not even-" >"I SAID IT'S THE DEMON CODE." >whatever >show up at this f--'s house around midnight >"Xuraxblurg, you're here! Tell me, will I find the love of my life?!" >sure kid >make his furniture jiggle around a little bit >return to the screaming abyss >mfw

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Anon tries his luck on Valentines Day. | /r/Greentext

File: index.jpg (11 KB, 280x180) > Ask if she wants to get dinner > She says yes > I meet her at her house > Bring her a little thing of chocolate > She got me a cute little plant > Say hi to her parents Anonymous 02/17/20(Mon)18:12:56 >>56785148 >>56786052 >>56786071 > Be me > Valentines day > Alone like usual > Sudden confidence > Text my friend (girl) > Ask her if she's doing anything > She says no > She did her makeup and is wearing a dress > Very pretty > We go get dinner > It was really fun > Made her laugh a lot > Put my arm around her while walking her home > We're going to go see a movie later tonight I-Is this it anons?
File: index.jpg (11 KB, 280x180) > Ask if she wants to get dinner > She says yes > I meet her at her house > Bring her a little thing of chocolate > She got me a cute little plant > Say hi to her parents Anonymous 02/17/20(Mon)18:12:56 >>56785148 >>56786052 >>56786071 > Be me > Valentines day > Alone like usual > Sudden confidence > Text my friend (girl) > Ask her if she's doing anything > She says no > She did her makeup and is wearing a dress > Very pretty > We go get dinner > It was really fun > Made her laugh a lot > Put my arm around her while walking her home > We're going to go see a movie later tonight I-Is this it anons?

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Anon's take on Batman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/14/25(Mon)16:18:55 No.212713036 >Inherit immeasurable wealth >Could have pulled some strings to get parent's murderer arrested >Choose to wear bat costume to fight a clown There's more lead in Gotham's water than in Flint, MI 347 KB PNG Anonymous 07/14/25(Mon)16:23:25 No.212713171 >>212713036 (OP) # You act like there wasn't also an eccentric gay man who Igave you the answer in a riddle a 16 year old could solve, a guy with a supercharged AC unit and a woman who dresses like a cat and robs stores. Anonymous >>212713036 (OP) # He has a code. 07/14/25(Mon)16:24:08 No.212713196
Anonymous 07/14/25(Mon)16:18:55 No.212713036 >Inherit immeasurable wealth >Could have pulled some strings to get parent's murderer arrested >Choose to wear bat costume to fight a clown There's more lead in Gotham's water than in Flint, MI 347 KB PNG Anonymous 07/14/25(Mon)16:23:25 No.212713171 >>212713036 (OP) # You act like there wasn't also an eccentric gay man who Igave you the answer in a riddle a 16 year old could solve, a guy with a supercharged AC unit and a woman who dresses like a cat and robs stores. Anonymous >>212713036 (OP) # He has a code. 07/14/25(Mon)16:24:08 No.212713196

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Anon likes books, but only certain ones | /r/Greentext

Anonymous So many good book ideas wasted 685 KB JPG 07/16/25(Wed)08:25:15 No.81849846 >be me >friend is talking about a book he's been reading >sounds super cool from how he describes it >awesome magic and fighting and great plot etc etc etc >look up the title later >its a f------ chapter book What the f--- is it with these authors, who come up with such great ideas but then dont have the willingness to make it a manga or even a graphic novel? F--- my life, I got excited over nothing Anonymous >>81849846 (OP) # >chapter book 07/16/25(Wed)08:29:34 No.81849885 Are you a kindergartener?
Anonymous So many good book ideas wasted 685 KB JPG 07/16/25(Wed)08:25:15 No.81849846 >be me >friend is talking about a book he's been reading >sounds super cool from how he describes it >awesome magic and fighting and great plot etc etc etc >look up the title later >its a f------ chapter book What the f--- is it with these authors, who come up with such great ideas but then dont have the willingness to make it a manga or even a graphic novel? F--- my life, I got excited over nothing Anonymous >>81849846 (OP) # >chapter book 07/16/25(Wed)08:29:34 No.81849885 Are you a kindergartener?

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