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Anonymous >think I'm autistic 03/18/25(Tue)11:40:20 No.80668511 sddefault (3).jpg 31 KB JPG >go in for screening >do at least two dozen tests >have to get gf and mom to do questionnaires >finally have appointment >get diagnosed with severe anxiety and depression >ADHD >OCD >Bipolar >even a f------ eating disorder >only thing I don't have is autism At least I'm not autistic though. Goodbye losers
Anonymous >think I'm autistic 03/18/25(Tue)11:40:20 No.80668511 sddefault (3).jpg 31 KB JPG >go in for screening >do at least two dozen tests >have to get gf and mom to do questionnaires >finally have appointment >get diagnosed with severe anxiety and depression >ADHD >OCD >Bipolar >even a f------ eating disorder >only thing I don't have is autism At least I'm not autistic though. Goodbye losers

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Anonymous 77 KB PNG 03/18/25(Tue)07:29:55 No.80667195 >visit natural museum >near me a 2yo kid kid sees a stuffed arctic seal >says to his parents "bunny?" >the parents laugh and say no, it is a seal thats was some adorable s---. f--- man i wish i was a father but women just dont like me much nor generally want kids anyway.
Anonymous 77 KB PNG 03/18/25(Tue)07:29:55 No.80667195 >visit natural museum >near me a 2yo kid kid sees a stuffed arctic seal >says to his parents "bunny?" >the parents laugh and say no, it is a seal thats was some adorable s---. f--- man i wish i was a father but women just dont like me much nor generally want kids anyway.

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Anon eats breakfast | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)03:36:20 No.32868044 I ate 5 McDonald's burgers today and now I feel like s---. You think it's the burgers or is this all in my head? 29 KB PNG : Anonymous Anonymous >>32868360 # : Anonymous >>32868366 # : Anonymous Anonymous >>32871600 # Anonymous 56 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon)05:23:55 No.32868259 03/17/25(Mon)05:47:14 No.32868328 03/17/25(Mon)06:01:01 No.32868360 03/17/25(Mon)06:05:19 No.32868366 03/17/25(Mon)22:47:02 No.32871535 03/17/25(Mon)23:17:51 No.32871595 >>32868044 (OP) # The burgers are in your tummy not in your head anon.
: Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)03:36:20 No.32868044 I ate 5 McDonald's burgers today and now I feel like s---. You think it's the burgers or is this all in my head? 29 KB PNG : Anonymous Anonymous >>32868360 # : Anonymous >>32868366 # : Anonymous Anonymous >>32871600 # Anonymous 56 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon)05:23:55 No.32868259 03/17/25(Mon)05:47:14 No.32868328 03/17/25(Mon)06:01:01 No.32868360 03/17/25(Mon)06:05:19 No.32868366 03/17/25(Mon)22:47:02 No.32871535 03/17/25(Mon)23:17:51 No.32871595 >>32868044 (OP) # The burgers are in your tummy not in your head anon.

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: Anonymous Should we call femcels "goblin(...) 738 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)11:55:48 No.80666337 >short and ugly >angry or sad >entitled (like how goblins steal) >would r--- Chad's balls dry if they could get away with it >really annoying Femcels are practically goblins
: Anonymous Should we call femcels "goblin(...) 738 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)11:55:48 No.80666337 >short and ugly >angry or sad >entitled (like how goblins steal) >would r--- Chad's balls dry if they could get away with it >really annoying Femcels are practically goblins

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Playing my sordid part you've tendered | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.15 MB PNG 03/18/25(Tue)10:33:54 No.80665972 >Everyone in the house has given up on the dog >Meaning they just ignore it, don't feed it or give it water >It now hounds me 24/7 because I feed it and give it water >Everywhere I go the dog follows and it always has to be touching me >It is also a border collie so It f------ tries to herd me because there's no sheep around >I often have to boot its f------ ribs in to get it to stop doing this >I NEVER wanted anything to do with the dog because I knew this was going to happen >Even right now the dog is the wheels of my computer chair so I cant roll around without hitting it And i find out today that my f------ mother (owner of the dog) wants another dog... I'm honestly just thinking about selling this one online and saying it ran away or something. I could sell it to a farmer who actually needs a herding for cheap just to get rid of the c---. Thoughts on this?
: Anonymous 1.15 MB PNG 03/18/25(Tue)10:33:54 No.80665972 >Everyone in the house has given up on the dog >Meaning they just ignore it, don't feed it or give it water >It now hounds me 24/7 because I feed it and give it water >Everywhere I go the dog follows and it always has to be touching me >It is also a border collie so It f------ tries to herd me because there's no sheep around >I often have to boot its f------ ribs in to get it to stop doing this >I NEVER wanted anything to do with the dog because I knew this was going to happen >Even right now the dog is the wheels of my computer chair so I cant roll around without hitting it And i find out today that my f------ mother (owner of the dog) wants another dog... I'm honestly just thinking about selling this one online and saying it ran away or something. I could sell it to a farmer who actually needs a herding for cheap just to get rid of the c---. Thoughts on this?

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Taking back my love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 86 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)12:09:40 No.80666389 >be me >coworkers give out my info, tell people to stalk me >start telling people Im Skitz, spread rumors >show parents everything, they dont believe me >have me taken to shrink >give coworkers exactly what they wanted and have me institutionalized >Dad doesnt give a s--- and even feels proud of what he did It just sucks to know everyone is out living their lives while I have to suffer like this
Anonymous 86 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)12:09:40 No.80666389 >be me >coworkers give out my info, tell people to stalk me >start telling people Im Skitz, spread rumors >show parents everything, they dont believe me >have me taken to shrink >give coworkers exactly what they wanted and have me institutionalized >Dad doesnt give a s--- and even feels proud of what he did It just sucks to know everyone is out living their lives while I have to suffer like this

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It was probably worth it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB PNG 09/04/18(Tue)22:04:46 No.47942852 >be me grade 12 >taking finals >snuck my phone in for no reason >do not disturb on but didn't turn it off >have app on phone that screeches OOF when it detects when it gets dropped >middle of test >phone falls out of pocket >phone screeches at max volume, OOF >teacher looks at me >friend from across room is trying so hard not to laugh >i got expelled >have to go to another high school >mfw i'll probably never graduate due to a meme
: Anonymous 34 KB PNG 09/04/18(Tue)22:04:46 No.47942852 >be me grade 12 >taking finals >snuck my phone in for no reason >do not disturb on but didn't turn it off >have app on phone that screeches OOF when it detects when it gets dropped >middle of test >phone falls out of pocket >phone screeches at max volume, OOF >teacher looks at me >friend from across room is trying so hard not to laugh >i got expelled >have to go to another high school >mfw i'll probably never graduate due to a meme

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Ceramic Misadajust Liquid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)19:56:12 No.7056291 >amazing franchise stuck under the worst developer/publisher ever Any examples of this?
Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)19:56:12 No.7056291 >amazing franchise stuck under the worst developer/publisher ever Any examples of this?

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Alliteration | /r/Greentext

Adobe Stock | #195484350 Ado Esc Anonymous dobe Stock Tab Q Caps Lock A Shift F1 03/17/25(Mon) 14:17:32 No.705584832 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 @ # $ % & 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 £ 5¢ 6 T 7 8 be Stock ( ) 9 0 E R T Y U I O P Adore Stock Adob D F G H K L C V B N M dob obe Stock 1737893883854778.png 654 KB PNG Adobe Stock Alt Gr Adobe sc dobe Stock >map on 'M' >quest log on 'L' >inventory on 'I' >party screen on 'P' >journal on 'J' >your fingers literally cant reach any of them comfortably are developers actually f------ retarded?
Adobe Stock | #195484350 Ado Esc Anonymous dobe Stock Tab Q Caps Lock A Shift F1 03/17/25(Mon) 14:17:32 No.705584832 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 @ # $ % & 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 £ 5¢ 6 T 7 8 be Stock ( ) 9 0 E R T Y U I O P Adore Stock Adob D F G H K L C V B N M dob obe Stock 1737893883854778.png 654 KB PNG Adobe Stock Alt Gr Adobe sc dobe Stock >map on 'M' >quest log on 'L' >inventory on 'I' >party screen on 'P' >journal on 'J' >your fingers literally cant reach any of them comfortably are developers actually f------ retarded?

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It didn't have any good memes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:22:55 No.104723325 Bluesky Why did if fail? 1712602665646.jpg 33 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:22:55 No.104723325 Bluesky Why did if fail? 1712602665646.jpg 33 KB JPG

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A siren who sings in the dark | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)01:49:38 No.80661599 >Be me, 24 >My gf of 2 months wants to watch a romantic movie >Asks me to pick one >A silent voice.jpg >I was tearing by the end of the movie >She start teasing me about it >Next day comes and she is cold and distant >A week goes by and she isn't the same >Got a screenshot shot from one of our mutual friends She was calling me a f-----, and how I'm such a beta for showing emotions, what hurts me most is this "Even though he has a full grown beard and a very masculine face, he probably likes to suck d--- like a pathetic f-----, because he was crying like a bitch LMFAO" I broke up with the w---- an hour after reading that s---, f------ w-----. I'm actually disgusted by the fact that I've shared bed with that w----
Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)01:49:38 No.80661599 >Be me, 24 >My gf of 2 months wants to watch a romantic movie >Asks me to pick one >A silent voice.jpg >I was tearing by the end of the movie >She start teasing me about it >Next day comes and she is cold and distant >A week goes by and she isn't the same >Got a screenshot shot from one of our mutual friends She was calling me a f-----, and how I'm such a beta for showing emotions, what hurts me most is this "Even though he has a full grown beard and a very masculine face, he probably likes to suck d--- like a pathetic f-----, because he was crying like a bitch LMFAO" I broke up with the w---- an hour after reading that s---, f------ w-----. I'm actually disgusted by the fact that I've shared bed with that w----

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Because we're that strong! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >american movie 03/16/25(Sun)14:19:08 No.209416850 1712634500577484.jpg 23 KB JPG >someone punches a wall >somehow it caves in
: Anonymous >american movie 03/16/25(Sun)14:19:08 No.209416850 1712634500577484.jpg 23 KB JPG >someone punches a wall >somehow it caves in

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Broker to Lean on | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Credit Score POOR 300-579 FAIR 580-669 GOOD 670-739 Settings Mobile Home 03/17/25(Mon)12:59:33 No.80658065 VERY GOOD 740-799 CREDIT SCORE 108 KB PNG >Using credit lowers your score >Not using credit lowers your score >Paying back late lowers your score >Paying back early lowers your score >Even checking your score lowers your score >Thinking about your score lowers your score >Taking out loans lowers your score >Paying loans back lowers your score >Not taking out loans lowers your score How does this thing work? EXCELLENT 800-850
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Credit Score POOR 300-579 FAIR 580-669 GOOD 670-739 Settings Mobile Home 03/17/25(Mon)12:59:33 No.80658065 VERY GOOD 740-799 CREDIT SCORE 108 KB PNG >Using credit lowers your score >Not using credit lowers your score >Paying back late lowers your score >Paying back early lowers your score >Even checking your score lowers your score >Thinking about your score lowers your score >Taking out loans lowers your score >Paying loans back lowers your score >Not taking out loans lowers your score How does this thing work? EXCELLENT 800-850

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Would rather not play than DM. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Called it 11 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon) 12:05:22 No.932583181 >be me >friends want to get more into TTRPGS >only one in group with experience playing them >warn them that they're not like vidya >they persist >no one wants to fall into the forever DM trap so no one offers to host >Fuckit.jpeg >bite the bullet and become DM >played a handful of WOD campaigns >no issues >then the Fallout incident happened >one of the group members discovered there's a Fallout TTRPG >two group members want to play homebrewed min/maxed characters >warn the group that to compensate I will be making mobs slightly tougher >they all agree >the party has to clear out a old church full of radroaches and bloatflies for their first quest >party nearly gets PWed because the tank literally f---- off and starts looting mid combat >session ends after that encounter >few days later get home from work and get invited to a VC >it's a f------ intervention style ambush >group tells me that our last game was s--- and that I need to be a better DM >seething about the combat encounter the most >remind them that I agreed to the mob difficulty increase >also pointed out that if their tank didn't loot mid combat they would of faired better >they're still seething at me >tell them if they can do a better job than me at DMing they're welcome to take the spot >no one chimes up >discussion ends there >everyone awkwardly leaves one by one >haven't played a TTRPG since I knew they couldn't f------ handle it
: Anonymous Called it 11 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon) 12:05:22 No.932583181 >be me >friends want to get more into TTRPGS >only one in group with experience playing them >warn them that they're not like vidya >they persist >no one wants to fall into the forever DM trap so no one offers to host >Fuckit.jpeg >bite the bullet and become DM >played a handful of WOD campaigns >no issues >then the Fallout incident happened >one of the group members discovered there's a Fallout TTRPG >two group members want to play homebrewed min/maxed characters >warn the group that to compensate I will be making mobs slightly tougher >they all agree >the party has to clear out a old church full of radroaches and bloatflies for their first quest >party nearly gets PWed because the tank literally f---- off and starts looting mid combat >session ends after that encounter >few days later get home from work and get invited to a VC >it's a f------ intervention style ambush >group tells me that our last game was s--- and that I need to be a better DM >seething about the combat encounter the most >remind them that I agreed to the mob difficulty increase >also pointed out that if their tank didn't loot mid combat they would of faired better >they're still seething at me >tell them if they can do a better job than me at DMing they're welcome to take the spot >no one chimes up >discussion ends there >everyone awkwardly leaves one by one >haven't played a TTRPG since I knew they couldn't f------ handle it

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In a league of my own | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 643 KB WEBM 03/17/25(Mon) 16:47:44 No.705586574 >play online game >average ranking, nowhere near top/ pro level >game is not going great >guy on team starts having a complete meltdown >freaks out and shouts like his life depends on the outcome of the game >distracts everyone and seals our fate of losing the game Why the f--- do people do this? I would get it if people are really grinding to be in the top 1% or whatever, but why are people so emotionally invested while being stuck in s------ leagues with a casual like me?
Anonymous 643 KB WEBM 03/17/25(Mon) 16:47:44 No.705586574 >play online game >average ranking, nowhere near top/ pro level >game is not going great >guy on team starts having a complete meltdown >freaks out and shouts like his life depends on the outcome of the game >distracts everyone and seals our fate of losing the game Why the f--- do people do this? I would get it if people are really grinding to be in the top 1% or whatever, but why are people so emotionally invested while being stuck in s------ leagues with a casual like me?

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Anonymous Cactus 6 Christian women in Egypt face systematic persecution as there is no Egyptian law that aws them to divorce, so they must either endura violent husbands or live alone for the rest of their lives The judge aka then to go to church to solve the problem without doing anything O n Cactus Cat have many clots who are basically suffering bonphysical and psychologicaling because of the husbands fast the Pope odved G Cactus & Cacalark Se (an rot very furar with the Chelatan las but fun what my chenta tale they are t seperate deve docel 971 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon)17:06:55 No.80656627 >christians make up 10-20 percent of Egyptian population >the Coptic church doesnt allow for divorce >women must endure abuse and violence or live alone >Egyptian govt tried intervention but Christian groups in US got the US to threaten their foreign aid W-- is up with world, how are American Christians the most dumbest people on earth
Anonymous Cactus 6 Christian women in Egypt face systematic persecution as there is no Egyptian law that aws them to divorce, so they must either endura violent husbands or live alone for the rest of their lives The judge aka then to go to church to solve the problem without doing anything O n Cactus Cat have many clots who are basically suffering bonphysical and psychologicaling because of the husbands fast the Pope odved G Cactus & Cacalark Se (an rot very furar with the Chelatan las but fun what my chenta tale they are t seperate deve docel 971 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon)17:06:55 No.80656627 >christians make up 10-20 percent of Egyptian population >the Coptic church doesnt allow for divorce >women must endure abuse and violence or live alone >Egyptian govt tried intervention but Christian groups in US got the US to threaten their foreign aid W-- is up with world, how are American Christians the most dumbest people on earth

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