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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ✓ Anonymous (ID: EDGPc5y1) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/18/25(Sun)04:16:27 No.504987784 01 ✡ Israel 357 14 Norway 89 02 Austria 258 15 United Kingdom 88 03 Albania 218 16 Finland 88 04 Switzerland 214 17 Malta 83 05 France 180 18 Germany 77 06 Italy 159 19 Armenia 72 07 Poland 156 20 Ukraine 60 08 Netherlands 133 21 Portugal 50 09 Sweden 126 22 Luxembourg 47 10 Latvia 116 23 Denmark 47 11 Greece 105 24 Spain 37 12 Estonia 98 25 Iceland 33 13 Lithuania 96 26 San Marino 27 909 KB PNG I think it was rigged, not because I don't like the result, but because I think nobody actually watched this s---. I literally didn't even know it was on until all the cuckservative zionshits on X started celebrating (as if they cared about winning the gayest competition ever in the first place) Anonymous (ID: blrp+Jky) 05/18/25(Sun)04:20:04 No.504987940 There's no point in watching this, when the real winner doesn't participate
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ✓ Anonymous (ID: EDGPc5y1) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/18/25(Sun)04:16:27 No.504987784 01 ✡ Israel 357 14 Norway 89 02 Austria 258 15 United Kingdom 88 03 Albania 218 16 Finland 88 04 Switzerland 214 17 Malta 83 05 France 180 18 Germany 77 06 Italy 159 19 Armenia 72 07 Poland 156 20 Ukraine 60 08 Netherlands 133 21 Portugal 50 09 Sweden 126 22 Luxembourg 47 10 Latvia 116 23 Denmark 47 11 Greece 105 24 Spain 37 12 Estonia 98 25 Iceland 33 13 Lithuania 96 26 San Marino 27 909 KB PNG I think it was rigged, not because I don't like the result, but because I think nobody actually watched this s---. I literally didn't even know it was on until all the cuckservative zionshits on X started celebrating (as if they cared about winning the gayest competition ever in the first place) Anonymous (ID: blrp+Jky) 05/18/25(Sun)04:20:04 No.504987940 There's no point in watching this, when the real winner doesn't participate

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Anon has all the rizz | /r/Greentext

File: 1384678481496.png-(88 KB, 233x243, jeebus.png) Anonymous 11/17/13(Sun)19:54:41 UTC+11 No.516501331 [Reply] > Driving 10 over the speed limit on the way home today > Wanted to get home and see roommate's new PS4 > Merge around and pass a car that's going the speed limit > Guy speeds up and then tries to pace me > Spend the next 30 seconds thinking about what I could say to him > We soon hit a stoplight > Guy pulls up next to me and rolls his window down > Asian wannabe gangster, flat brim hat and all > Roll down my window in responsee and lead with "what?" > Get a resounding, extremely aggressive "F--- you" in response > Brain goes numb > "Is that an offer? It's been a while since I had some chink lips on this d---." > I'm not even gay, but it seemed like the right thing to say at the time > He responds with "Hey, F--- YOU. You can touch your own tiny ass d---, f-----" > Immediately laugh and respond with "I got a fat eight incher here if you're curious" > Ignore how strange this interaction is getting > "Yeah, b-------, f------ queer." > Brain scans for responses > Only one option found > Take seatbelt off, quickly unzip pants > Rock hard for some reason > Scoot over to the passenger seat > Do a weird stand squat and stick my d--- out the window > Guy starts yelling structureless profanity > Light turns green and he peels out > I'm left in a line of cars with my d--- out the window, in the wrong seat > Why did I just do that > MFW
File: 1384678481496.png-(88 KB, 233x243, jeebus.png) Anonymous 11/17/13(Sun)19:54:41 UTC+11 No.516501331 [Reply] > Driving 10 over the speed limit on the way home today > Wanted to get home and see roommate's new PS4 > Merge around and pass a car that's going the speed limit > Guy speeds up and then tries to pace me > Spend the next 30 seconds thinking about what I could say to him > We soon hit a stoplight > Guy pulls up next to me and rolls his window down > Asian wannabe gangster, flat brim hat and all > Roll down my window in responsee and lead with "what?" > Get a resounding, extremely aggressive "F--- you" in response > Brain goes numb > "Is that an offer? It's been a while since I had some chink lips on this d---." > I'm not even gay, but it seemed like the right thing to say at the time > He responds with "Hey, F--- YOU. You can touch your own tiny ass d---, f-----" > Immediately laugh and respond with "I got a fat eight incher here if you're curious" > Ignore how strange this interaction is getting > "Yeah, b-------, f------ queer." > Brain scans for responses > Only one option found > Take seatbelt off, quickly unzip pants > Rock hard for some reason > Scoot over to the passenger seat > Do a weird stand squat and stick my d--- out the window > Guy starts yelling structureless profanity > Light turns green and he peels out > I'm left in a line of cars with my d--- out the window, in the wrong seat > Why did I just do that > MFW

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Take on The World | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous I want u 2 h8 me Sauny Bife 79 KB PNG : Anonymous >>81196222 (OP) # >>S--- in a toilet ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/17/25(Sat) 16:27:01 No.81196222 >Wake up in a bed >Still not circumcised >S--- in a toilet >Take a shower >Go cook up some bacon Already made 95% of the world seethe 05/17/25(Sat) 16:29:47 No.81196247 F--- YOU! DIE PORCELAIN POOPER! I HATE YOU!
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous I want u 2 h8 me Sauny Bife 79 KB PNG : Anonymous >>81196222 (OP) # >>S--- in a toilet ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/17/25(Sat) 16:27:01 No.81196222 >Wake up in a bed >Still not circumcised >S--- in a toilet >Take a shower >Go cook up some bacon Already made 95% of the world seethe 05/17/25(Sat) 16:29:47 No.81196247 F--- YOU! DIE PORCELAIN POOPER! I HATE YOU!

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Anon on 2D Minecraft | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)16:08:12 No.709743242 4.Terraria header.jpg 63 KB JPG >game has too much content Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)16:11:21 No.709743445 True. I bought it then downloaded that calamity pack because somebody said it was sick. Then I uninstalled when I realized there's a depth to this game I wasn't wanting to commit to. >>709763858 # : Anonymous >>709743242 (OP) # 05/14/25(Wed)16:12:16 No.709743508 It was such a comfy game when it first came out. Now it's autism heaven
Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)16:08:12 No.709743242 4.Terraria header.jpg 63 KB JPG >game has too much content Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)16:11:21 No.709743445 True. I bought it then downloaded that calamity pack because somebody said it was sick. Then I uninstalled when I realized there's a depth to this game I wasn't wanting to commit to. >>709763858 # : Anonymous >>709743242 (OP) # 05/14/25(Wed)16:12:16 No.709743508 It was such a comfy game when it first came out. Now it's autism heaven

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Anon did some magic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 396 KB PNG 5/18/2025, 8:53:03 AM No.83104299 > be me > into magic tricks > decide to make a magic wand with NFC chip inside > program it to auto-charge phones that get too close > just a little, like $1.99 > dress in full wizard robes > board a packed morning train > stand in the middle like it's a stage > take out wand > "ABRACADABRA YOUR MONEY IS MINE" > wave it dramatically > hear multiple *ding* sounds > people checking phones confused >mfw I just cast contactless theft >mfw it's technically grand larceny but also street magic
Anonymous 396 KB PNG 5/18/2025, 8:53:03 AM No.83104299 > be me > into magic tricks > decide to make a magic wand with NFC chip inside > program it to auto-charge phones that get too close > just a little, like $1.99 > dress in full wizard robes > board a packed morning train > stand in the middle like it's a stage > take out wand > "ABRACADABRA YOUR MONEY IS MINE" > wave it dramatically > hear multiple *ding* sounds > people checking phones confused >mfw I just cast contactless theft >mfw it's technically grand larceny but also street magic

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Real and gay | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/25(Mon) 13:08:50 No.81009597 >straight male >homosexual urges > masochistic urges >r--- fantasy its over for me isn't it 74 KB PNG Anonymous >>81009597 (OP) # 04/28/25(Mon) 13:10:14 No.81009604 Why is it so hard fo you f------ go just admit that you're gay >>81011099 # : Anonymous >>81009597 (OP) # 04/28/25(Mon) 13:14:30 No.81009634 Have you considered that sexuality doesn't fit into man made boxes in large majority of cases? Your feelings are only surprising if you accept the dogma of heterosexuality / homosexuality dichotomy and make this arbitrary division a part of your personality. >>81009679 # Anonymous >>81009597 (OP) # 04/28/25(Mon) 13:15:39 No.81009639 Download grindr and get topped (straightly)
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/25(Mon) 13:08:50 No.81009597 >straight male >homosexual urges > masochistic urges >r--- fantasy its over for me isn't it 74 KB PNG Anonymous >>81009597 (OP) # 04/28/25(Mon) 13:10:14 No.81009604 Why is it so hard fo you f------ go just admit that you're gay >>81011099 # : Anonymous >>81009597 (OP) # 04/28/25(Mon) 13:14:30 No.81009634 Have you considered that sexuality doesn't fit into man made boxes in large majority of cases? Your feelings are only surprising if you accept the dogma of heterosexuality / homosexuality dichotomy and make this arbitrary division a part of your personality. >>81009679 # Anonymous >>81009597 (OP) # 04/28/25(Mon) 13:15:39 No.81009639 Download grindr and get topped (straightly)

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Anon bakes some cookies | /r/Greentext

18/05/2025, 4:02:07 pm > decide to make choc chip cookies No.18501695 > only have enough money for one 50g bar of chocolate > say f--- it and buy a 50g pack of peanut m&ms instead > it's a compromise, but it'll still work out fine > make the cookies > dont have a clean baking pan > have to bake them in a frying pan in 3 lots cause frying pan is not big enough > it's a compromise, but it'll still work out fine > during baking, cookies spread out and stick together because i made them too big > i have to cut them apart with a butter knife > it's a compromise, but it'll still work out fine > after three f------ hours my kitchen is disgusting but i'm finally done with them > sit down and eat one > tastes like sweet panko, with an overwhelming oiliness from the butter i greased the pan with > the best part is the peanut m&ms of which there is about one every two cookies because the 50g pack was too small > the cookies are so big they don't fit in my cookie jar, trying to break one in half just makes them desintegrate > clean up kitchen, j------- and go to bed i love baking
18/05/2025, 4:02:07 pm > decide to make choc chip cookies No.18501695 > only have enough money for one 50g bar of chocolate > say f--- it and buy a 50g pack of peanut m&ms instead > it's a compromise, but it'll still work out fine > make the cookies > dont have a clean baking pan > have to bake them in a frying pan in 3 lots cause frying pan is not big enough > it's a compromise, but it'll still work out fine > during baking, cookies spread out and stick together because i made them too big > i have to cut them apart with a butter knife > it's a compromise, but it'll still work out fine > after three f------ hours my kitchen is disgusting but i'm finally done with them > sit down and eat one > tastes like sweet panko, with an overwhelming oiliness from the butter i greased the pan with > the best part is the peanut m&ms of which there is about one every two cookies because the 50g pack was too small > the cookies are so big they don't fit in my cookie jar, trying to break one in half just makes them desintegrate > clean up kitchen, j------- and go to bed i love baking

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Dear vivzie, from anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/18/25(Sun)07:34:42 No.148634611 IMG_1371.jpg 105 KB JPG >Dear vivzie, i wrote but you still 'aint callin. I left my demon-sona drawing and my DA account at the bottom. I sent two loona edits back in autumn you must not have got em
Anonymous 05/18/25(Sun)07:34:42 No.148634611 IMG_1371.jpg 105 KB JPG >Dear vivzie, i wrote but you still 'aint callin. I left my demon-sona drawing and my DA account at the bottom. I sent two loona edits back in autumn you must not have got em

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Anon watches Indiana Jones | /r/Greentext

Indiana-Jones-smirk-e1546299380834.jpg 64 KB JPG >sacred artifact of the Jews is full of demons and melts your face off >the cup of Christ allows you to live forever and heals all injuries What did Lucas mean by this?
Indiana-Jones-smirk-e1546299380834.jpg 64 KB JPG >sacred artifact of the Jews is full of demons and melts your face off >the cup of Christ allows you to live forever and heals all injuries What did Lucas mean by this?

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Anon reveals the secret behind his growth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Rate my routine 03/21/24(Thu)12:4 Monday: Head Tuesday: Shoulders Wednesday: Knees 47 KB JPG Thursday: Toes Friday: Knees Saturday: Toes Sunday: Rest
: Anonymous Rate my routine 03/21/24(Thu)12:4 Monday: Head Tuesday: Shoulders Wednesday: Knees 47 KB JPG Thursday: Toes Friday: Knees Saturday: Toes Sunday: Rest

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Something about juice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG Bonus question; 05/17/25(Sat)20:44:04 No.81196112 Can someone explain the black cuck fetish? I really do not understand, what is hot about it. >Why is having your gf / wife get f----- hot? >Why does it have to be a black guy? >Why do some people "worship" b---------? As in why does the race matter? Why not just c---? Why not white c---?
: Anonymous 31 KB JPG Bonus question; 05/17/25(Sat)20:44:04 No.81196112 Can someone explain the black cuck fetish? I really do not understand, what is hot about it. >Why is having your gf / wife get f----- hot? >Why does it have to be a black guy? >Why do some people "worship" b---------? As in why does the race matter? Why not just c---? Why not white c---?

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Anon has seen things | /r/Greentext

File: 1736783104497.jpg (502 KB, 1439x1243) Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:04:18 No.81197199 [Reply] ► i watched my friend have sex with a corpse in the summer of 2007. Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:15:43 No.81197945 w--? for real? wheres the greentext?
File: 1736783104497.jpg (502 KB, 1439x1243) Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:04:18 No.81197199 [Reply] ► i watched my friend have sex with a corpse in the summer of 2007. Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:15:43 No.81197945 w--? for real? wheres the greentext?

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Stage 3: Anger | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Nothing Ever happens 35 KB JPG >diablo 4 dead 05/17/25(Sat) 18:09:54 No.709972643 >doom flopped >ubishit is dying >bungie is dying >square enix is dying >nintendo getting real backlash due pricing >xbox is dead >new valve game flopped >poe2 bleeding players >pretty much all MMOS except OSRS dying nothing ever happens bros I dont feel so good... Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:10:40 No.709972687 boy people on the internet sure love to bitch >>709972730 # >>709976880 # Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:11:02 No.709972710 You forgot to add youre dying >>709972746 # >>709973429 # >>709975563 # >>709977350 # Anonymous >>709972687 # 05/17/25(Sat) 18:11:23 No.709972730 You think /v/ is known for praising things? F--- off >>709972832 # >>709972887 # >>709973398 #
Anonymous Nothing Ever happens 35 KB JPG >diablo 4 dead 05/17/25(Sat) 18:09:54 No.709972643 >doom flopped >ubishit is dying >bungie is dying >square enix is dying >nintendo getting real backlash due pricing >xbox is dead >new valve game flopped >poe2 bleeding players >pretty much all MMOS except OSRS dying nothing ever happens bros I dont feel so good... Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:10:40 No.709972687 boy people on the internet sure love to bitch >>709972730 # >>709976880 # Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:11:02 No.709972710 You forgot to add youre dying >>709972746 # >>709973429 # >>709975563 # >>709977350 # Anonymous >>709972687 # 05/17/25(Sat) 18:11:23 No.709972730 You think /v/ is known for praising things? F--- off >>709972832 # >>709972887 # >>709973398 #

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Dream of the basement chambers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I f------ hate romance VNs 9 KB JPG you specifically 05/17/25(Sat)23:38:08 No.709970510 >game offers you a plethora of unique dating options with various personalities >they are complex and likable and you will wish they all be happy >to avoid NTR suspicions, after you chose a girl the others will NOT get over you and will just continue being miserable and obsessed with >even if the girl have amazing chemistry with another character they could never be a thing even if you don't pay attention to her because all the love interests are supposed to be objects belonged to you I feel like I am a Chinese emperor dealing with concubine s--- from playing these games. How could people enjoy it?
: Anonymous I f------ hate romance VNs 9 KB JPG you specifically 05/17/25(Sat)23:38:08 No.709970510 >game offers you a plethora of unique dating options with various personalities >they are complex and likable and you will wish they all be happy >to avoid NTR suspicions, after you chose a girl the others will NOT get over you and will just continue being miserable and obsessed with >even if the girl have amazing chemistry with another character they could never be a thing even if you don't pay attention to her because all the love interests are supposed to be objects belonged to you I feel like I am a Chinese emperor dealing with concubine s--- from playing these games. How could people enjoy it?

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Turn cringe battles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:22:56 No.709973546 >I hate turn based battles! >but I love pokemon! What causes this? 20 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:22:56 No.709973546 >I hate turn based battles! >but I love pokemon! What causes this? 20 KB JPG

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Anon met tom | /r/Greentext

>>81355768 (OP) # img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left.
>>81355768 (OP) # img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left.

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