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Same old, same old | /r/Greentext

66 KB JPG >we had sex >be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, I'm not a homosexual im not gay
66 KB JPG >we had sex >be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, I'm not a homosexual im not gay

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Anon talks to girls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 07/08/25(Tue) 08:48:35 No.81755433 Every time I talk to a girl, I s--- my pants. I unleash huge greasy s---- into my trousers. Massive stinky logs get blasted out of my anus into my underpants. The stench immediately fills any room, and the sound of turds getting shot out of my ass. at supersonic speeds can be heard for miles. I'm wondering how I can use this to my advantage when picking up girls.
Anonymous 6 KB JPG 07/08/25(Tue) 08:48:35 No.81755433 Every time I talk to a girl, I s--- my pants. I unleash huge greasy s---- into my trousers. Massive stinky logs get blasted out of my anus into my underpants. The stench immediately fills any room, and the sound of turds getting shot out of my ass. at supersonic speeds can be heard for miles. I'm wondering how I can use this to my advantage when picking up girls.

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Anon has a dark side. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: S3N9ST0y) 03/08/13(Fri)20:19:21 No.463799085 Replies: >>463799494 >>463799867 >>463799883 >>463800353 >>463805239 >>463807258 >>463807701 >>463808882 >> 463844036 >>463796305 (OP) OH S---, we're talking about "real life morals" on /b/ In real life, I'm an emergency medical technician. I scrape children off the roads after their drunk parents totaled their car and forgot to buckle them in. Then I get to try and keep the s------- parent alive until we get to the hospital. I get to declare people dead who were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. I see the stupidity of women who get beaten to within an inch of their lives by a man they won't rat on because they 'love him' and want to protect him. I have to tell elderly people that their spouse of fifty some odd years is dead and they are all alone now. As far as serious accidents go, I've watched far more people die than i've saved. I've been the first person on scene to identify victims in a car crash only to find that the only fatality was my best friend. The world can turn you jaded as f---, cynical, spiteful, hard, cold, and tired of life. But what you do with those feels and how you handle it dictate what kind of man/ woman you are. I might be a cynical f------ a------. But if you're hurt I would help you. If you are dying, I will comfort you. That's what an EMT does, it's a calling. Sure as f--- isn't for the meager paycheck. In summary, in RL I can be the only person anyone wants to see that day when s--- gets bad. I can be calm, reassuring, comforting, and forgiving. But on 4chan? F--- YOU F-----! T--- OR GTFO!
Anonymous (ID: S3N9ST0y) 03/08/13(Fri)20:19:21 No.463799085 Replies: >>463799494 >>463799867 >>463799883 >>463800353 >>463805239 >>463807258 >>463807701 >>463808882 >> 463844036 >>463796305 (OP) OH S---, we're talking about "real life morals" on /b/ In real life, I'm an emergency medical technician. I scrape children off the roads after their drunk parents totaled their car and forgot to buckle them in. Then I get to try and keep the s------- parent alive until we get to the hospital. I get to declare people dead who were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. I see the stupidity of women who get beaten to within an inch of their lives by a man they won't rat on because they 'love him' and want to protect him. I have to tell elderly people that their spouse of fifty some odd years is dead and they are all alone now. As far as serious accidents go, I've watched far more people die than i've saved. I've been the first person on scene to identify victims in a car crash only to find that the only fatality was my best friend. The world can turn you jaded as f---, cynical, spiteful, hard, cold, and tired of life. But what you do with those feels and how you handle it dictate what kind of man/ woman you are. I might be a cynical f------ a------. But if you're hurt I would help you. If you are dying, I will comfort you. That's what an EMT does, it's a calling. Sure as f--- isn't for the meager paycheck. In summary, in RL I can be the only person anyone wants to see that day when s--- gets bad. I can be calm, reassuring, comforting, and forgiving. But on 4chan? F--- YOU F-----! T--- OR GTFO!

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The list was the friends we made along the way anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Yasd75g7 07/08/25(Tue) 06:48:37 No.509823327 FELL F AGAIN XT ALL FOR I AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD AGAIN FELL FOR IT AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD 1751849856617372m.jpg 152 KB JPG FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD January 2025 >"I have the epstein list right on my desk" June 2025 >"umm ackchually there is no such list, stop being a conspiracy theorist chud"
Anonymous (ID: Yasd75g7 07/08/25(Tue) 06:48:37 No.509823327 FELL F AGAIN XT ALL FOR I AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD AGAIN FELL FOR IT AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD 1751849856617372m.jpg 152 KB JPG FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD January 2025 >"I have the epstein list right on my desk" June 2025 >"umm ackchually there is no such list, stop being a conspiracy theorist chud"

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"You're a great wizard. You really are" | /r/Greentext

>Ah yes, the disarming spell. Time to save the world. >>Don't you want to learn more spells, Harry? >That's fine, thanks. >>212447971 # >villain's wand in the final battle backfires and basically kills himself >"I won"
>Ah yes, the disarming spell. Time to save the world. >>Don't you want to learn more spells, Harry? >That's fine, thanks. >>212447971 # >villain's wand in the final battle backfires and basically kills himself >"I won"

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Is this true? | /r/Greentext

[-] File (hide): GEMGEMGEM (2).gif (2.02 MB, 255x255) ImgOps the wii was the last good nintendo console ever made A24 4 hours ago Nº12060829 [Quote] [Voice Chat] >was reasonably priced at launch and not 400$ like the switch >actually tried something innovative >cross support with the gamecube effectively doubling your game library >in addition, some of the games released for it were the best of their generation >easy to homebrew, doesn't turn into an overpriced paperweight when you do a heccin hackerino on it >came out before the soyboy epidemic >you can literally order 'za on it >sold commercially well in almost every country >had a long lifespan, and is still enjoyed today well after its discontinuation gemmy console
[-] File (hide): GEMGEMGEM (2).gif (2.02 MB, 255x255) ImgOps the wii was the last good nintendo console ever made A24 4 hours ago Nº12060829 [Quote] [Voice Chat] >was reasonably priced at launch and not 400$ like the switch >actually tried something innovative >cross support with the gamecube effectively doubling your game library >in addition, some of the games released for it were the best of their generation >easy to homebrew, doesn't turn into an overpriced paperweight when you do a heccin hackerino on it >came out before the soyboy epidemic >you can literally order 'za on it >sold commercially well in almost every country >had a long lifespan, and is still enjoyed today well after its discontinuation gemmy console

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Extreme 5D Chess | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hq+177GT) Settings Mobile Home 07/08/25(Tue) 07:45:05 No.509810645 Trump says the US to send more weapons to Ukraine, days after ordering pause in deliveries Russia/Ukraine IMG_9436.jpg 594 KB JPG Damn that's based as f--- Anonymous (ID: iHya8Tm/) >>509810645 (OP) # 07/08/25(Tue)07:46:29 No.509810715 What actually is Trump's goal here? Every week he goes from glazing Putin to calling him an insane war criminal
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hq+177GT) Settings Mobile Home 07/08/25(Tue) 07:45:05 No.509810645 Trump says the US to send more weapons to Ukraine, days after ordering pause in deliveries Russia/Ukraine IMG_9436.jpg 594 KB JPG Damn that's based as f--- Anonymous (ID: iHya8Tm/) >>509810645 (OP) # 07/08/25(Tue)07:46:29 No.509810715 What actually is Trump's goal here? Every week he goes from glazing Putin to calling him an insane war criminal

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We will need bandages and antiseptic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>93808225 # 09/04/24(Wed)11:05:02 No.93808286 It's crazy how often this has to be explained: >S----- people ask for small changes >"Do you hate change? Stfu" >Repeat for years >S----- people have full control through cultural upward pressure and kill the thing you like by a million cuts >"But that will never happen to MY thing" >Said by every destroyed thing. >>93808303 # >>93808411 #
: Anonymous >>93808225 # 09/04/24(Wed)11:05:02 No.93808286 It's crazy how often this has to be explained: >S----- people ask for small changes >"Do you hate change? Stfu" >Repeat for years >S----- people have full control through cultural upward pressure and kill the thing you like by a million cuts >"But that will never happen to MY thing" >Said by every destroyed thing. >>93808303 # >>93808411 #

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I would do the same tbh | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)03:04:44 No.373487654 3 handsome.jpg 29 KB JPG I legit got paranoid as f--- and thought the game was using my webcam when this guy showed up.
Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)03:04:44 No.373487654 3 handsome.jpg 29 KB JPG I legit got paranoid as f--- and thought the game was using my webcam when this guy showed up.

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Anon posts greentext wet dream disguised as a leak | /r/Greentext

File: Nintendo Direct.png (70 KB, 800x400) Nintendo Direct Nintendo Direct Leak Anonymous 07/07/25(Mon)19:58:32 No.529662662 > Date Of Direct 07/10/2025 > Direct actually opens with Five Nights At Freddy's Secret Of The Mimic. This will also come with the announcement of a new Physical edition of the FNAF Games ALL available on Switch 2 with upgraded visuals, mouse con controls & an Artbook > Big Moment up next, Miyamoto & Koizumi introduce the Direct, revealing the Mario 40th Anniversary logo, saying they have many celebrations planned for the Red Plumber, including a FIRST Teaser, of a brand new Mario Sunshine game. The trailer starts with the camera panned to the sun, slowly going down and showing Fludd on a beach (presumably Isle Delfino) and it ends with a "2026" Fade out (You can also see Shadow Mario faintly in the background) > As expected, Mario Kart World will announce it's first BIG 2.0 Update. It will be themed all around Donkey Kong Bananza that features Diddy Kong,Funky Kong and king k Rool. It will have a DK country track, which will be a whole new area added to the Free Roam. This update will also include 200cc, New P block Challenges, a tracker for Free Roam, costumes, Pauline outfits & they will announce more updates will be coming for free throughout 2025 (no news on spectator or VS Races taking priority/) > Genshin Impact on Switch 2. Finally. This will come with a "HOYOVERSE Segment, announcing ZZZ & Honkai Star Rail will ALSO be coming to Nintendo Switch 2 later this year. They will also tease there new project which is the Pokemon-esque Gacha they're working on Next up, huge segment where Sakurai takes center stage. He talks about how he never takes a break and says he's actually here to show 2 Projects. The first one obviously being Kirby. Kirby Air Riders gets full blown trailer revealing the gameplay (from what I was told, it's basically what you would think a Modern Air Rider would look like), but shows 20 player lobbies, City Trial looks massive, hinted single player?? And as expected, the cast is focused on Kirby colors (over 20) Bandana Dee, Meta Knight, King DeDeDe, Marx, Gooey, Rick, Kine & Coo. Release date is announced for December 4th 2025 > He then aknowledges we all know what we want to see, the screen fades one more time, revealing Smash Ultimate Switch 2 Edition. Includes a BRAND New Fighter Pass, with 5 characters, but this time, they are all revealed at once Except for ONE that he wants to hide for a later date. The Trailer shows Geno. The Ring Fit Trainer, Shadow The Hedgehog & Finally, The Fun Gang (Deltarune's main party of 3 I believe as one), Releases Early 2026 > Atlus segment Persona 3 Reload and Metaphor on Switch 2. With a tease of Persona 4 Revival again. As well as P5R, Tactics and Strikers all getting paid graphic upgrades "Available now" > Now for a weird one? Nintendo announced Mario Galaxy 1+2 for Nintendo Switch 2 as an HD release, but the "gimmick" is that they've reworked it, so that the galaxies from both games are all playable from Comet Observatory (This may be due to backlash from back in the day of 2 ruining" the story). So no Starship Mario, Releases this November (Big Holiday game basically) > Pokemon Director then shows up, reminding people to watch the Presents taking place on the 22nd, it's followed by a quick teaser, of the legendaries from Black and White, shouting then fades to black. Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow & Emerald (No Ruby & Saphire weirdly enough?) all announced for NSO. > Wild announcement here Captain Toad returns, the trailer starts with him grabbing the turnips, the camera zooms out, as he losses them in a wagon to take home. This cuts to "Captain Toad's Power Star Garden", showing all sorts of planting, meeting Side characters in towns (Including Koopas, Yoshis, Toads & Moo Moos), Small Dungeons & Onlie Co-op with Toadette. Released "Early 2026" > Paper Mario: Peculiar Pencils is announced. The game features no partners, no level up system, white outlines on every character, Toads as the prominent characters and features a pencil-based combat system where you use pencils to draw your desired action in battle (obviously using the mouse-con controls, but can also work with motion, or drawing with your hand in handheld mode). Releases 2026 > Metroid Segment, Metroid Prime 4 gets a new trailer, release date of October 30th, Prime 2 & 3 gets a re-release, but it's not as good looking as Prime 1, Prime 2 shadow drops and Prime 3 gets released on August 7th > Footage is shown of the next SpongeBob SquarePants video game by Purple Lamp Studios. SpongeBob and Patrick are the two playable characters, the game heavily features the Flying Dutchman and releases in December as a be-in to the Search for SquarePants movie > Sizzle Reel more exciting than usual, showing more Nintendo games getting free upgrades as well as 3rd parties including The Xenoblade games, Pikmin 3, Mario Wonder Sonic Superstars, Silksong (yea, they show it again), Sonic Frontiers, FF7 Remake, Pokemon Sword & Shield, Minecraft & more. > Splatoon Raiders gets shown with a full blown trailer. It's basically a survival game. Gather resources, cool story missions, new weapons are shown including the long request paint spray. 2 player online co-op campaign will be the only multiplayer option for the game, > The one more thing is the reveal of an Earthbound claymation remake and Mother 3 finally coming to GBA NSO outside of Japan. Toby Fox will be involved with the project.
File: Nintendo Direct.png (70 KB, 800x400) Nintendo Direct Nintendo Direct Leak Anonymous 07/07/25(Mon)19:58:32 No.529662662 > Date Of Direct 07/10/2025 > Direct actually opens with Five Nights At Freddy's Secret Of The Mimic. This will also come with the announcement of a new Physical edition of the FNAF Games ALL available on Switch 2 with upgraded visuals, mouse con controls & an Artbook > Big Moment up next, Miyamoto & Koizumi introduce the Direct, revealing the Mario 40th Anniversary logo, saying they have many celebrations planned for the Red Plumber, including a FIRST Teaser, of a brand new Mario Sunshine game. The trailer starts with the camera panned to the sun, slowly going down and showing Fludd on a beach (presumably Isle Delfino) and it ends with a "2026" Fade out (You can also see Shadow Mario faintly in the background) > As expected, Mario Kart World will announce it's first BIG 2.0 Update. It will be themed all around Donkey Kong Bananza that features Diddy Kong,Funky Kong and king k Rool. It will have a DK country track, which will be a whole new area added to the Free Roam. This update will also include 200cc, New P block Challenges, a tracker for Free Roam, costumes, Pauline outfits & they will announce more updates will be coming for free throughout 2025 (no news on spectator or VS Races taking priority/) > Genshin Impact on Switch 2. Finally. This will come with a "HOYOVERSE Segment, announcing ZZZ & Honkai Star Rail will ALSO be coming to Nintendo Switch 2 later this year. They will also tease there new project which is the Pokemon-esque Gacha they're working on Next up, huge segment where Sakurai takes center stage. He talks about how he never takes a break and says he's actually here to show 2 Projects. The first one obviously being Kirby. Kirby Air Riders gets full blown trailer revealing the gameplay (from what I was told, it's basically what you would think a Modern Air Rider would look like), but shows 20 player lobbies, City Trial looks massive, hinted single player?? And as expected, the cast is focused on Kirby colors (over 20) Bandana Dee, Meta Knight, King DeDeDe, Marx, Gooey, Rick, Kine & Coo. Release date is announced for December 4th 2025 > He then aknowledges we all know what we want to see, the screen fades one more time, revealing Smash Ultimate Switch 2 Edition. Includes a BRAND New Fighter Pass, with 5 characters, but this time, they are all revealed at once Except for ONE that he wants to hide for a later date. The Trailer shows Geno. The Ring Fit Trainer, Shadow The Hedgehog & Finally, The Fun Gang (Deltarune's main party of 3 I believe as one), Releases Early 2026 > Atlus segment Persona 3 Reload and Metaphor on Switch 2. With a tease of Persona 4 Revival again. As well as P5R, Tactics and Strikers all getting paid graphic upgrades "Available now" > Now for a weird one? Nintendo announced Mario Galaxy 1+2 for Nintendo Switch 2 as an HD release, but the "gimmick" is that they've reworked it, so that the galaxies from both games are all playable from Comet Observatory (This may be due to backlash from back in the day of 2 ruining" the story). So no Starship Mario, Releases this November (Big Holiday game basically) > Pokemon Director then shows up, reminding people to watch the Presents taking place on the 22nd, it's followed by a quick teaser, of the legendaries from Black and White, shouting then fades to black. Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow & Emerald (No Ruby & Saphire weirdly enough?) all announced for NSO. > Wild announcement here Captain Toad returns, the trailer starts with him grabbing the turnips, the camera zooms out, as he losses them in a wagon to take home. This cuts to "Captain Toad's Power Star Garden", showing all sorts of planting, meeting Side characters in towns (Including Koopas, Yoshis, Toads & Moo Moos), Small Dungeons & Onlie Co-op with Toadette. Released "Early 2026" > Paper Mario: Peculiar Pencils is announced. The game features no partners, no level up system, white outlines on every character, Toads as the prominent characters and features a pencil-based combat system where you use pencils to draw your desired action in battle (obviously using the mouse-con controls, but can also work with motion, or drawing with your hand in handheld mode). Releases 2026 > Metroid Segment, Metroid Prime 4 gets a new trailer, release date of October 30th, Prime 2 & 3 gets a re-release, but it's not as good looking as Prime 1, Prime 2 shadow drops and Prime 3 gets released on August 7th > Footage is shown of the next SpongeBob SquarePants video game by Purple Lamp Studios. SpongeBob and Patrick are the two playable characters, the game heavily features the Flying Dutchman and releases in December as a be-in to the Search for SquarePants movie > Sizzle Reel more exciting than usual, showing more Nintendo games getting free upgrades as well as 3rd parties including The Xenoblade games, Pikmin 3, Mario Wonder Sonic Superstars, Silksong (yea, they show it again), Sonic Frontiers, FF7 Remake, Pokemon Sword & Shield, Minecraft & more. > Splatoon Raiders gets shown with a full blown trailer. It's basically a survival game. Gather resources, cool story missions, new weapons are shown including the long request paint spray. 2 player online co-op campaign will be the only multiplayer option for the game, > The one more thing is the reveal of an Earthbound claymation remake and Mother 3 finally coming to GBA NSO outside of Japan. Toby Fox will be involved with the project.

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Around the World | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: sr3uyckf) F--- them to hell Settings Mobile Home 07/07/25(Mon) 17:01:29 No.509773657 2.68 MB PNG >Raised energy prices >Increases taxes >Endless retarded regulations >Low to no economic growth >Cancels elections >Arrests people for online posts >No A/C >Literally wants to feed you bugs >Filled the place up with Flipping N------ and Rabid Mohammeds who r--- everything and breed like vermin >Power supersedes that of national governments >Ruined cars with overbearing emissions rules (made them unaffordable too) >Can't drive old cars in certain cities or they penalise you >Proposed a 'meat tax' (cucked) >Nearly everything they do is vehemently opposed by most people But never mind all of that because my f------ iPhone has a USB-C charger now.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: sr3uyckf) F--- them to hell Settings Mobile Home 07/07/25(Mon) 17:01:29 No.509773657 2.68 MB PNG >Raised energy prices >Increases taxes >Endless retarded regulations >Low to no economic growth >Cancels elections >Arrests people for online posts >No A/C >Literally wants to feed you bugs >Filled the place up with Flipping N------ and Rabid Mohammeds who r--- everything and breed like vermin >Power supersedes that of national governments >Ruined cars with overbearing emissions rules (made them unaffordable too) >Can't drive old cars in certain cities or they penalise you >Proposed a 'meat tax' (cucked) >Nearly everything they do is vehemently opposed by most people But never mind all of that because my f------ iPhone has a USB-C charger now.

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Stay away from the stables anon. | /r/Greentext

>>246064984 (OP) # In actuallity horse p------ have the grand majority of their nerve endings near the entrance so lenght doesn't matter. They also have very strong muscles there to squeeze and accommodate the smaller girth, they can tighten themself up to envelop something as thin and small as a pinkey finger. Mares actually prefer mating with humans because male horses are pretty infamous quickshots. so the mare basically does not get much pleasure as they take much longer to orgasm. This is where a humans much better sexual stamina comes into play.
>>246064984 (OP) # In actuallity horse p------ have the grand majority of their nerve endings near the entrance so lenght doesn't matter. They also have very strong muscles there to squeeze and accommodate the smaller girth, they can tighten themself up to envelop something as thin and small as a pinkey finger. Mares actually prefer mating with humans because male horses are pretty infamous quickshots. so the mare basically does not get much pleasure as they take much longer to orgasm. This is where a humans much better sexual stamina comes into play.

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Anon got robbed in many ways | /r/Greentext

7 KB JPG >be American >take bus >$8.00 >robbed by n-----
7 KB JPG >be American >take bus >$8.00 >robbed by n-----

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The martial cuck fears the magic chad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat)05:25:39 No.714549079 File: file.png (305 KB, 510x420) >>714549149 >>714549582 >be wizard in a party >surrounded by enemies >'I'll attack and kill 2, maybe 3 of the enemies' says the martial cuck >'Heh, not so fast' I exclaim 'Things are about to get a little... Weird' >kill everything on screen with a single spell >slutty elf rogue fawns all over my superior spellcasting c--- >'Sorry babe, need to rest now, I'm all out of spellslots' Being a wizard is hard work.
Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat)05:25:39 No.714549079 File: file.png (305 KB, 510x420) >>714549149 >>714549582 >be wizard in a party >surrounded by enemies >'I'll attack and kill 2, maybe 3 of the enemies' says the martial cuck >'Heh, not so fast' I exclaim 'Things are about to get a little... Weird' >kill everything on screen with a single spell >slutty elf rogue fawns all over my superior spellcasting c--- >'Sorry babe, need to rest now, I'm all out of spellslots' Being a wizard is hard work.

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This horse game is some serious shit. | /r/Greentext

40 KB JPG >Be me R18 Mexican Hentai Artist >See Unamusume >Damnhorsegirlsarecute.jpeg >Proceed to draw R18 of teenage horse girls >Post it on PIXIV >Notice that my art seems popular with the Japanese user base since they comment the most >Out of curiousity Google translate some of them >find out about the whole Yakuza not wanting you to draw teenage horse tiddy of horse girls >laugh as I live in Mexico and the yakuza can't do s--- to me >Very next day Hired Yakuza hackers proceed to hack the laptop I use and delete my PIXIV account along with my entire hard drive >Older Brother who actually owns the laptop is livid because he is part of a cartel and his hard drive contained important information for the cartel >older brother tells fellow cartel members what happened >Think it's an unprovoked attack by the Yakuza >they proceed to track down Yakuza Hackers in Japan and send hitmen to take them out >Hitmen succeed >Yakuza are livid because to them this was an unprovoked attack by the cartels >Gang War Imminent between 2 criminal organizations across oceans >Mfw me drawing teenage horse tiddy sparked a gang war
40 KB JPG >Be me R18 Mexican Hentai Artist >See Unamusume >Damnhorsegirlsarecute.jpeg >Proceed to draw R18 of teenage horse girls >Post it on PIXIV >Notice that my art seems popular with the Japanese user base since they comment the most >Out of curiousity Google translate some of them >find out about the whole Yakuza not wanting you to draw teenage horse tiddy of horse girls >laugh as I live in Mexico and the yakuza can't do s--- to me >Very next day Hired Yakuza hackers proceed to hack the laptop I use and delete my PIXIV account along with my entire hard drive >Older Brother who actually owns the laptop is livid because he is part of a cartel and his hard drive contained important information for the cartel >older brother tells fellow cartel members what happened >Think it's an unprovoked attack by the Yakuza >they proceed to track down Yakuza Hackers in Japan and send hitmen to take them out >Hitmen succeed >Yakuza are livid because to them this was an unprovoked attack by the cartels >Gang War Imminent between 2 criminal organizations across oceans >Mfw me drawing teenage horse tiddy sparked a gang war

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The oppresive silence | /r/Greentext

File: OPPRESSIVE!.png (639 KB, 973x847) Arun Krishnan @ArunKrishnan Went for a walk in the neighborhood where my cousin lives. I felt the oppressiveness of the silence. Noticed an old lady sitting outside, staring at nothing. The loneliness was stark. Not sure I could have lived in such a place. Lovely though it is. #Musings Jul 23, 2023 1.7M Views Pajeets are simply not compatible with humans Anonymous (ID: 9NHqtFEY) 07/07/25(Mon)07:48:15 No.509733816 >>509734446 >>509734542 >>509734787 >>509734987 >>509735072 >>509737039 >>509738410 >>509738873 >>509739014 >>509739399 >>509739583 >>509739673 >>509739879 >>509739884 >>509739989 >>509740295 >>509740641 >>509741178>>509741430 >>509741903 >>509742130 >>509742334 >>509742464 >>509742709 >>509743034 >>509745674 >>509745775 >>509746986 >>509747320 >>509748088 >>509748291 >>509749521 >>509749883 >>509750174 >>509750970 >>509751313 >>509752992 >>509754148 >>509755497 >>509755746 >>509756056 >>509756164 >>509756360 >>509758018 >>509759081 >>509760873 >>509761544 >>509762514 >>509763412 >>509764119 >>509765316 >>509766112 >>509766609 >>509770170 >>509774358 >>509774567 >>509774732 >>509775625 >pajeet moves to west >finds silence and cleanliness oppressive Now you understand why everywhere those parasites infest inevitably ends up turning into another india. >> Anonymous (ID: 9NHqtFEy) 07/07/25(Mon)07:48:54 No.509733853 >>509741954 >>509743491 >>509762040 >>509772897 File: X6382.png (47 KB, 908x462) Anonymous ID: DerR9vAq Tue 13 Feb 2024 No.458509607 – 逾 Quoted By: >>458509799 >>458510101 >>458509341 >clean Why is 'clean' a good thing? Anonymous ID: ZiRNf1pB Tue 13 Feb 2024 No.458509799 Quoted By: >>458510067 >>458510327 >>458509607 >Why is 'clean' a good thing? Further proof you are a poor attempt at imitating a human. Reminder. >> Anonymous (ID: Vojl6SCZ) 07/07/25(Mon)07:52:22 No.509734032 ►>>509741954 >>509758586 >>509762040 File: IMG_8560.jpg (265 KB, 828x425) Anonymous (ID: zhzJcX15 07/05/25(Sat)06:50:53 No.509565384 >>509565336 # Why are whites and east asians so f------ sensitive to bodily smells. You're all like little whiny women that cry and flee from the slightest f------ smell. Man the f--- up. P----. >>509565504 # >>509565631 # >>509565961 # >>509567167 # >>509567989 #
File: OPPRESSIVE!.png (639 KB, 973x847) Arun Krishnan @ArunKrishnan Went for a walk in the neighborhood where my cousin lives. I felt the oppressiveness of the silence. Noticed an old lady sitting outside, staring at nothing. The loneliness was stark. Not sure I could have lived in such a place. Lovely though it is. #Musings Jul 23, 2023 1.7M Views Pajeets are simply not compatible with humans Anonymous (ID: 9NHqtFEY) 07/07/25(Mon)07:48:15 No.509733816 >>509734446 >>509734542 >>509734787 >>509734987 >>509735072 >>509737039 >>509738410 >>509738873 >>509739014 >>509739399 >>509739583 >>509739673 >>509739879 >>509739884 >>509739989 >>509740295 >>509740641 >>509741178>>509741430 >>509741903 >>509742130 >>509742334 >>509742464 >>509742709 >>509743034 >>509745674 >>509745775 >>509746986 >>509747320 >>509748088 >>509748291 >>509749521 >>509749883 >>509750174 >>509750970 >>509751313 >>509752992 >>509754148 >>509755497 >>509755746 >>509756056 >>509756164 >>509756360 >>509758018 >>509759081 >>509760873 >>509761544 >>509762514 >>509763412 >>509764119 >>509765316 >>509766112 >>509766609 >>509770170 >>509774358 >>509774567 >>509774732 >>509775625 >pajeet moves to west >finds silence and cleanliness oppressive Now you understand why everywhere those parasites infest inevitably ends up turning into another india. >> Anonymous (ID: 9NHqtFEy) 07/07/25(Mon)07:48:54 No.509733853 >>509741954 >>509743491 >>509762040 >>509772897 File: X6382.png (47 KB, 908x462) Anonymous ID: DerR9vAq Tue 13 Feb 2024 No.458509607 – 逾 Quoted By: >>458509799 >>458510101 >>458509341 >clean Why is 'clean' a good thing? Anonymous ID: ZiRNf1pB Tue 13 Feb 2024 No.458509799 Quoted By: >>458510067 >>458510327 >>458509607 >Why is 'clean' a good thing? Further proof you are a poor attempt at imitating a human. Reminder. >> Anonymous (ID: Vojl6SCZ) 07/07/25(Mon)07:52:22 No.509734032 ►>>509741954 >>509758586 >>509762040 File: IMG_8560.jpg (265 KB, 828x425) Anonymous (ID: zhzJcX15 07/05/25(Sat)06:50:53 No.509565384 >>509565336 # Why are whites and east asians so f------ sensitive to bodily smells. You're all like little whiny women that cry and flee from the slightest f------ smell. Man the f--- up. P----. >>509565504 # >>509565631 # >>509565961 # >>509567167 # >>509567989 #

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