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Anon orders Chinese food | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 这个悲伤的男人需要好猫 94 KB PNG be me 04/06/23(Thu)13:59:07 No.72846819 > were outside drinking with my friends > not really feeling the vibe tonight, without going into details I just had a s----- day > there is this Chinese restaurant I always order from > Im a regular there > I go in and order the same meal I have ordered for over a year > I always tip a few bucks extra since it looks like they need the extra bucks > as a result I get extra rice and fortune cookies > this time they noticed I was down > I hear the Chinese chef say something in Chinese > after a while i Get my meal but this time i also Get my money back > they say in a broken english > Today meal is free you happy man > makes me feel better > i will now always order from these people > made my night much better
Anonymous 这个悲伤的男人需要好猫 94 KB PNG be me 04/06/23(Thu)13:59:07 No.72846819 > were outside drinking with my friends > not really feeling the vibe tonight, without going into details I just had a s----- day > there is this Chinese restaurant I always order from > Im a regular there > I go in and order the same meal I have ordered for over a year > I always tip a few bucks extra since it looks like they need the extra bucks > as a result I get extra rice and fortune cookies > this time they noticed I was down > I hear the Chinese chef say something in Chinese > after a while i Get my meal but this time i also Get my money back > they say in a broken english > Today meal is free you happy man > makes me feel better > i will now always order from these people > made my night much better

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Anon makes an oopsie | /r/Greentext

blackfacepepe.jpg (20 KB, 657x450) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)07:29:13 No.40749171 ▼ >>40749181 The only way to talk to God is to talk in the universal language. The one language that everyone on earth can 1 speak and understand. Music. God really does answer prayers, but only if the prayer is the right song. And no one has ever figured out the notes. Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)07:32:22 No.40749181 >>40749171 (OP) whoops wrong pic
blackfacepepe.jpg (20 KB, 657x450) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)07:29:13 No.40749171 ▼ >>40749181 The only way to talk to God is to talk in the universal language. The one language that everyone on earth can 1 speak and understand. Music. God really does answer prayers, but only if the prayer is the right song. And no one has ever figured out the notes. Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)07:32:22 No.40749181 >>40749171 (OP) whoops wrong pic

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Japan was ground zero for this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB GIF 01/15/22(Sat) 15:19:16 No.870735033 >Australia had a rabbit plague in the mid 1800s >They tried a variety of methods to get rid of them >Eventually they got desperate, and switched to the unconventional >They made fake rabbits that were more attractive than the real rabbits >The ones attracted to the fake rabbits didn't breed and the population was thus reduced >Tfw they're doing it with people now >Tfw I figured out why Anime girls exist The scary part is from what I've seen, it's working.
Anonymous 13 KB GIF 01/15/22(Sat) 15:19:16 No.870735033 >Australia had a rabbit plague in the mid 1800s >They tried a variety of methods to get rid of them >Eventually they got desperate, and switched to the unconventional >They made fake rabbits that were more attractive than the real rabbits >The ones attracted to the fake rabbits didn't breed and the population was thus reduced >Tfw they're doing it with people now >Tfw I figured out why Anime girls exist The scary part is from what I've seen, it's working.

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Late night with Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)02:27:44 No.212843860 Drumpf got the Stephen Colbert show finally cancelled The good guys lost tonight F to pay respects >>212843860 (OP) # You mean the good guys won Honestly just learned about this All these talkshow host look and sound the same. They even have the same names >Criticizes boss >Gets fired >Suprised pikachu face
: Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)02:27:44 No.212843860 Drumpf got the Stephen Colbert show finally cancelled The good guys lost tonight F to pay respects >>212843860 (OP) # You mean the good guys won Honestly just learned about this All these talkshow host look and sound the same. They even have the same names >Criticizes boss >Gets fired >Suprised pikachu face

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Anon hasn't improoved | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 07/12/25(Sat)22:23:05 No.212648308 >>212650427 >>212648768 >>212650249 >Past a certain age, a man without a three-story house (basement), a rewarding, 6 figure- paying job in a critical industry on trajectory to upper management or equivalent profit from a business owned and operated, the respect of his coworkers, a company car, an athletic lifestyle, a healthy sleep schedule, a full head of hair, a faithful and pretty stay-at- home White Christian wife and at least two biological White healthy children who attend church weekly (mainline Anglo-Saxon protestant denomination with lowkey christian right leanings), a vested interest in his children's education and keeping them on track to attend an ivy league university, control over his children's screen time and social media usage, college funds for his children, 2 intelligent shepherd breed dogs with no inbreeding related health problems, a collection of at least 1500 fiction and non-fiction books, all read and annotated, the ability to play at least one musical instrument at semi-pro level, a tasteful collection of wine and spirits, multiple antiques and paintings, ongoing renovation plans for his house, an emergency preparedness kit, multiple guns of various types and the training to use them, at least 2 cars including an SUV, a vacation cabin capable of housing multiple families, daily family dinners, monthly contact with all extended family and at least one annual face to face contact, a close group of straight White friends he's known since elementary school, an active role in his community through social clubs and volunteer work, a net worth of at least $1500000 including multiple sources of passive income and a diversified stock portfolio that consistently beats the market average, the ability to take frequent trips with his spouse and friends as well as family trips, a 6+ pack/inch c---/ft height, and an active but discrete sex life can be a bad thing.
☐ Anonymous 07/12/25(Sat)22:23:05 No.212648308 >>212650427 >>212648768 >>212650249 >Past a certain age, a man without a three-story house (basement), a rewarding, 6 figure- paying job in a critical industry on trajectory to upper management or equivalent profit from a business owned and operated, the respect of his coworkers, a company car, an athletic lifestyle, a healthy sleep schedule, a full head of hair, a faithful and pretty stay-at- home White Christian wife and at least two biological White healthy children who attend church weekly (mainline Anglo-Saxon protestant denomination with lowkey christian right leanings), a vested interest in his children's education and keeping them on track to attend an ivy league university, control over his children's screen time and social media usage, college funds for his children, 2 intelligent shepherd breed dogs with no inbreeding related health problems, a collection of at least 1500 fiction and non-fiction books, all read and annotated, the ability to play at least one musical instrument at semi-pro level, a tasteful collection of wine and spirits, multiple antiques and paintings, ongoing renovation plans for his house, an emergency preparedness kit, multiple guns of various types and the training to use them, at least 2 cars including an SUV, a vacation cabin capable of housing multiple families, daily family dinners, monthly contact with all extended family and at least one annual face to face contact, a close group of straight White friends he's known since elementary school, an active role in his community through social clubs and volunteer work, a net worth of at least $1500000 including multiple sources of passive income and a diversified stock portfolio that consistently beats the market average, the ability to take frequent trips with his spouse and friends as well as family trips, a 6+ pack/inch c---/ft height, and an active but discrete sex life can be a bad thing.

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Pathetic, anon. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)03:47:16 No.81871934 1741598191974404.jpg 254 KB JPG >>81871355 # >he doesn't know how to purify water >he doesn't know hiw to filter wster >he doesn't know how ti make a fire to boil water
: Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)03:47:16 No.81871934 1741598191974404.jpg 254 KB JPG >>81871355 # >he doesn't know how to purify water >he doesn't know hiw to filter wster >he doesn't know how ti make a fire to boil water

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anon on Sydney Sweeney | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/14/25(Mon)20:05:56 No.212718603 124 KB JPG >attractive >decent actress >gets her t--- out constantly >embraces the fact that men enjoy seeing her t--- Why am I supposed to hate her, again?
Anonymous 07/14/25(Mon)20:05:56 No.212718603 124 KB JPG >attractive >decent actress >gets her t--- out constantly >embraces the fact that men enjoy seeing her t--- Why am I supposed to hate her, again?

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Anon is Different | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 66 KB GIF 03/27/25(Thu)16:49:03 No.80769630 >You hate women, yet you seek validation and love from them >You hate normies, yet you desire to be just like them None of you are true anti-normies, you're just failed normie outcasts. A true anti-normie such as myself, does not need the validation of others in order to live their lives, and such a concept or way of life is incomprehensible to you. I am capable of being alone without being a whiny, depressed, pathetic, weak useless s------ such as yourself. You on the other hand are no different than the normies by desiring to fit in within the crowd, to have friends, to have sex, to increase their social status, and to live the normie life, the only difference is that you're just a failed normie. I will never be affiliated with you miserable jackasses and I always find it funny to see how much you suffer in the mental prisons you create for yourselves while you reject any alternative perspective. Enjoy needlessly suffering for the rest of your life then be casted into hell for all of eternity for being a degenerate p--- addicted retard.
Anonymous 66 KB GIF 03/27/25(Thu)16:49:03 No.80769630 >You hate women, yet you seek validation and love from them >You hate normies, yet you desire to be just like them None of you are true anti-normies, you're just failed normie outcasts. A true anti-normie such as myself, does not need the validation of others in order to live their lives, and such a concept or way of life is incomprehensible to you. I am capable of being alone without being a whiny, depressed, pathetic, weak useless s------ such as yourself. You on the other hand are no different than the normies by desiring to fit in within the crowd, to have friends, to have sex, to increase their social status, and to live the normie life, the only difference is that you're just a failed normie. I will never be affiliated with you miserable jackasses and I always find it funny to see how much you suffer in the mental prisons you create for yourselves while you reject any alternative perspective. Enjoy needlessly suffering for the rest of your life then be casted into hell for all of eternity for being a degenerate p--- addicted retard.

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/x/phile knows what women want | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)01:28:58 No.40747516 ▼ >>40747554 >>40747683 >>40747876 >>40747496 (OP) I'm almost bald, overweight, and an autismo, but I fixed my spiritual practice and now I get attention from all kinds of ladies. I choose to see beauty and be a demonstration of higher values, and actively hold my center and space. When women have no power over you, even while they're interacting with you, they notice your freedom and they want it. Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)02:46:24 No.40747876 >>40747516 >fixed my spiritual practice and now I get attention from all kinds of ladies. >"welcome to wendy's, can i take your order-" >"THE DEMIURGE IS REAL AND WE ARE LIVING IN A PRISON PLANET" >" >"I DON'T J------- AND IT BRINGS ME CLOSER TO CHRIST"
Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)01:28:58 No.40747516 ▼ >>40747554 >>40747683 >>40747876 >>40747496 (OP) I'm almost bald, overweight, and an autismo, but I fixed my spiritual practice and now I get attention from all kinds of ladies. I choose to see beauty and be a demonstration of higher values, and actively hold my center and space. When women have no power over you, even while they're interacting with you, they notice your freedom and they want it. Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)02:46:24 No.40747876 >>40747516 >fixed my spiritual practice and now I get attention from all kinds of ladies. >"welcome to wendy's, can i take your order-" >"THE DEMIURGE IS REAL AND WE ARE LIVING IN A PRISON PLANET" >" >"I DON'T J------- AND IT BRINGS ME CLOSER TO CHRIST"

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back when we were real | /r/Greentext

S Anonymous 06/23/25(Mon)11:41:06 No.24714014 >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >im_old.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet
S Anonymous 06/23/25(Mon)11:41:06 No.24714014 >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >im_old.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet

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Anon changes the difficulty | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 62 KB JPG 07/17/25(Thu)21:53:13 No.81868676 >be twink looking loser that never got attention from women >dress up as a femboy and post pic 1 time (once) on reddit >40 dm requests after 1 post being gay is just living on easy mode isnt it
Anonymous 62 KB JPG 07/17/25(Thu)21:53:13 No.81868676 >be twink looking loser that never got attention from women >dress up as a femboy and post pic 1 time (once) on reddit >40 dm requests after 1 post being gay is just living on easy mode isnt it

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Are they stupid? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)14:22:25 No.715705874 VISA mastercard. PayPal 1752710090168.png 137 KB PNG >Please Master, let me suck you BBC (Big Bank C---)...
Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)14:22:25 No.715705874 VISA mastercard. PayPal 1752710090168.png 137 KB PNG >Please Master, let me suck you BBC (Big Bank C---)...

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Gorilla nest on trial | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)16:16:09 No.212830666 >>212830795 >>212830994 >>212831028 >I am not owned! I know he ambushed. I knew Jews r--- more! More than Christians. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Damiel to laugh for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That heatlamp! Are you telling me that just happens to be in the studio like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harland! He mocked me! And they laughed! And I stayed! And I shouldn't have. I flipped the table! I wrestled that senior citizen! What was I thinking? He'll never get serious. He'll never plug my show! Ever since he brought up meat loaf, always the same! Couldn't keep away from those r--- jokes! But not our Harland! Couldn't be precious Harland! Markyposting in real life! And HE gets to be on Rogan? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)16:16:09 No.212830666 >>212830795 >>212830994 >>212831028 >I am not owned! I know he ambushed. I knew Jews r--- more! More than Christians. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Damiel to laugh for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That heatlamp! Are you telling me that just happens to be in the studio like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harland! He mocked me! And they laughed! And I stayed! And I shouldn't have. I flipped the table! I wrestled that senior citizen! What was I thinking? He'll never get serious. He'll never plug my show! Ever since he brought up meat loaf, always the same! Couldn't keep away from those r--- jokes! But not our Harland! Couldn't be precious Harland! Markyposting in real life! And HE gets to be on Rogan? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

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Anon is bald | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/20/22(Thu)19:36:41 No.67078320 3B0FF28B-B937-4A82-960E-314CDF983E2F.jpg 156 KB JPG Can a bald, 5'10, average looking 27 year old go kart track supervisor get a 19 year old alt gf? 4 Replies 1 Image View Thread Anonymous >>67078320 (OP) # >Can a bald 01/20/22(Thu)19:37:36 No.67078330 No.
Anonymous 01/20/22(Thu)19:36:41 No.67078320 3B0FF28B-B937-4A82-960E-314CDF983E2F.jpg 156 KB JPG Can a bald, 5'10, average looking 27 year old go kart track supervisor get a 19 year old alt gf? 4 Replies 1 Image View Thread Anonymous >>67078320 (OP) # >Can a bald 01/20/22(Thu)19:37:36 No.67078330 No.

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Unsafe Narrow Urethra | /r/Greentext

Anonymous So many good book ideas wasted 685 KB JPG 07/16/25(Wed)08:25:15 No.81849846 >be me >friend is talking about a book he's been reading >sounds super cool from how he describes it >awesome magic and fighting and great plot etc etc etc >look up the title later >its a f------ chapter book What the f--- is it with these authors, who come up with such great ideas but then dont have the willingness to make it a manga or even a graphic novel? F--- my life, I got excited over nothing Anonymous >>81849846 (OP) # >chapter book 07/16/25(Wed)08:29:34 No.81849885 Are you a kindergartener?
Anonymous So many good book ideas wasted 685 KB JPG 07/16/25(Wed)08:25:15 No.81849846 >be me >friend is talking about a book he's been reading >sounds super cool from how he describes it >awesome magic and fighting and great plot etc etc etc >look up the title later >its a f------ chapter book What the f--- is it with these authors, who come up with such great ideas but then dont have the willingness to make it a manga or even a graphic novel? F--- my life, I got excited over nothing Anonymous >>81849846 (OP) # >chapter book 07/16/25(Wed)08:29:34 No.81849885 Are you a kindergartener?

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Anon weighs in on the Superman debate | /r/Greentext

Was it legal when you forged my adoption papers? I'm an illegal immigrant, Mom. You've been harboring me for over 17 years. I told Javier he'd be safe here, and I meant it. >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:29:37 No.212821 >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:30:02 No.212821 >> Anonymous (Reply to this post :31:22 No.212821 >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:33:32 No.212821 >> >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:33:49 No.212821 Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:34:34 No.2128 >>212821139 (OP). >yeah but you're white end of argument
Was it legal when you forged my adoption papers? I'm an illegal immigrant, Mom. You've been harboring me for over 17 years. I told Javier he'd be safe here, and I meant it. >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:29:37 No.212821 >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:30:02 No.212821 >> Anonymous (Reply to this post :31:22 No.212821 >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:33:32 No.212821 >> >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:33:49 No.212821 Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:34:34 No.2128 >>212821139 (OP). >yeah but you're white end of argument

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