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![File: 1422382193209.gif (1017 KB, 500x695) Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)14:02:35 No. 15885059 [Reply] >be demon >>15888620 >minding my own business on the 3rd plane, doing infernal s--- >suddenly my pocket vibrates >you have 1 message: >"oh great Xuraxblurg, pls come to my house and give me wisdom or money or anything really" >how about no >continue about my eternal night >suddenly, an archdemon appears >"Xuraxblurg, you must go to that human's house and impart wisdom upon him, but do it in a spooky and cryptic way. He has scribbled the correct sigils on a roll of vellum with goat's blood so you know he's serious, off you go. It's the demon code." >"Man f------ why, I'm not even-" >"I SAID IT'S THE DEMON CODE." >whatever >show up at this f--'s house around midnight >"Xuraxblurg, you're here! Tell me, will I find the love of my life?!" >sure kid >make his furniture jiggle around a little bit >return to the screaming abyss >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/103/326/3eb.jpeg)
![File: 1422382193209.gif (1017 KB, 500x695) Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)14:02:35 No. 15885059 [Reply] >be demon >>15888620 >minding my own business on the 3rd plane, doing infernal s--- >suddenly my pocket vibrates >you have 1 message: >"oh great Xuraxblurg, pls come to my house and give me wisdom or money or anything really" >how about no >continue about my eternal night >suddenly, an archdemon appears >"Xuraxblurg, you must go to that human's house and impart wisdom upon him, but do it in a spooky and cryptic way. He has scribbled the correct sigils on a roll of vellum with goat's blood so you know he's serious, off you go. It's the demon code." >"Man f------ why, I'm not even-" >"I SAID IT'S THE DEMON CODE." >whatever >show up at this f--'s house around midnight >"Xuraxblurg, you're here! Tell me, will I find the love of my life?!" >sure kid >make his furniture jiggle around a little bit >return to the screaming abyss >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/103/326/3eb.jpeg)
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