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Anonymous 123 KB PNG 03/23/25(Sun)23:46:36 No.80731063 >be me >firm believer in the "cousins were made to sexually experiment with each other" theory >work on my relationship with my cutie cousin and convince her to take each other's virginity >basically tell her that once it's done. we won't feel anxious about it in the future >she's so shy and such a semen demon that I end up cooming buckets >be happy about life >weeks later >she starts regretting it and having seconds thoughts about what we did >she wants to confess and tell her parents >tell her this is going to get us in trouble (especially me since we have a significant age difference which could potentially get me in legal troubles) >she doesn't listen >she says her guilt is so strong she's nauseous and puking most days >she doesn't feel like herself >sudden mood swings anons, this bitch is acting like she got possesed how tf can i force her to shut the f--- up, im actually losing my s--- over this
Anonymous 123 KB PNG 03/23/25(Sun)23:46:36 No.80731063 >be me >firm believer in the "cousins were made to sexually experiment with each other" theory >work on my relationship with my cutie cousin and convince her to take each other's virginity >basically tell her that once it's done. we won't feel anxious about it in the future >she's so shy and such a semen demon that I end up cooming buckets >be happy about life >weeks later >she starts regretting it and having seconds thoughts about what we did >she wants to confess and tell her parents >tell her this is going to get us in trouble (especially me since we have a significant age difference which could potentially get me in legal troubles) >she doesn't listen >she says her guilt is so strong she's nauseous and puking most days >she doesn't feel like herself >sudden mood swings anons, this bitch is acting like she got possesed how tf can i force her to shut the f--- up, im actually losing my s--- over this

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Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)15:37:25 No.649132216 Metro-Exodus.jpg 1.67 MB JPG >"Just be careful out there, anon. You know I worry about you." How do you respond?
Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)15:37:25 No.649132216 Metro-Exodus.jpg 1.67 MB JPG >"Just be careful out there, anon. You know I worry about you." How do you respond?

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Anon likes ice cream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /COXJQ1R) 03/24/25(Mon) 17:25:40 No.22366393 So Good Dairy-Free Vanilla Bliss 93 KB JPG >be me, 40yo hkv >Enjoy ice-cream, but decide enslaving cows is for big beef regards >Try picrel >prettygood.jpg >Eat the whole thing while watching The Avengers >Wake with the sun the next day >Take morning ritual s--- >S--- bullets, like shotgun pellets. Absolutely blasting liquid >S--- buckshot tinking through the bowl >ngl feelsgood.jpg I've bought another and just finished eating it. Only halfway through Iron Man 3. Should I have a coffee now, or wait till morning?
Anonymous (ID: /COXJQ1R) 03/24/25(Mon) 17:25:40 No.22366393 So Good Dairy-Free Vanilla Bliss 93 KB JPG >be me, 40yo hkv >Enjoy ice-cream, but decide enslaving cows is for big beef regards >Try picrel >prettygood.jpg >Eat the whole thing while watching The Avengers >Wake with the sun the next day >Take morning ritual s--- >S--- bullets, like shotgun pellets. Absolutely blasting liquid >S--- buckshot tinking through the bowl >ngl feelsgood.jpg I've bought another and just finished eating it. Only halfway through Iron Man 3. Should I have a coffee now, or wait till morning?

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Ubisoft drives anon crazy | /r/Greentext

maxresdefault.jpg (110 KB, 1280x720) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao Anonymous 24/03/25 08:44:49, 4 hours ago No.706187792 ▼ >>706187872 >>706188053 >>706188201 >>706188370 >>706190461 >>706190681 >>706190756 >>706191163 >>706191319 >>706192003 >>706193652 >>706194162 >>706195120 >>706195269 I am not crazy! I am not crazy. I know they faked those sales numbers. I know it was under 2 million. One after Mirage. As if I could ever be wrong about this garbage. Never. Never! I just, I just can't prove it. They covered their tracks, they got those shills on X to lie for them. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This fraud? They've done worse. That review bombing! Are you telling me a game just happens to get 9/10s like that? No! They paid for it! Ubisoft! They astroturfed the whole thing! And I called it out! And I shouldn't have wasted my time. I gave them a chance! What was I thinking? They'll never change. Never! Ever since AC3, always the same! Pumping out soulless cash grabs! But not our precious Ubisoft! Couldn't be our beloved Assassin's Creed! Scamming people blind! And THIS gets to sell millions? What a sick joke! I should've boycotted harder when I had the chance!
maxresdefault.jpg (110 KB, 1280x720) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao Anonymous 24/03/25 08:44:49, 4 hours ago No.706187792 ▼ >>706187872 >>706188053 >>706188201 >>706188370 >>706190461 >>706190681 >>706190756 >>706191163 >>706191319 >>706192003 >>706193652 >>706194162 >>706195120 >>706195269 I am not crazy! I am not crazy. I know they faked those sales numbers. I know it was under 2 million. One after Mirage. As if I could ever be wrong about this garbage. Never. Never! I just, I just can't prove it. They covered their tracks, they got those shills on X to lie for them. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This fraud? They've done worse. That review bombing! Are you telling me a game just happens to get 9/10s like that? No! They paid for it! Ubisoft! They astroturfed the whole thing! And I called it out! And I shouldn't have wasted my time. I gave them a chance! What was I thinking? They'll never change. Never! Ever since AC3, always the same! Pumping out soulless cash grabs! But not our precious Ubisoft! Couldn't be our beloved Assassin's Creed! Scamming people blind! And THIS gets to sell millions? What a sick joke! I should've boycotted harder when I had the chance!

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Metal Gear Ricing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 251 KB PNG 12/23/18(Sun)15:44:51 No.443957658 HARRO SORID SNAKE YOU WAN MAKE SAVE? ANCIENT CHINESE PROVERB FOR YOU CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED, MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT CAR GET TIRED
: Anonymous 251 KB PNG 12/23/18(Sun)15:44:51 No.443957658 HARRO SORID SNAKE YOU WAN MAKE SAVE? ANCIENT CHINESE PROVERB FOR YOU CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED, MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT CAR GET TIRED

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East Coast down | /r/Greentext

Anonymous NIKKE milk 03/22/25(Sat)21:37:26 No.7C 785 KB JPG >Stretch marks in my anime girl The east has fallen
Anonymous NIKKE milk 03/22/25(Sat)21:37:26 No.7C 785 KB JPG >Stretch marks in my anime girl The east has fallen

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anon hates google in 2025 | /r/Greentext

1/1 AvL25mQI US 6m (03/24/25 12:16) 501320208 PNG. 46KB. (723 × 543) ifuckinghatejewssomuch.png >>501318209 (OP) >search for specific model gas trimmer part >HERES THE TOP 10 RETARDED ELECTRIC TRIMMERS >HERES WHY EVERYONE IS SWITCHING TO ELECTRIC LAWN EQUIPMENT > ABSOLUTELY IRRELEVANT FORUM DISCUSSION >10 YEAR OLD IRRELEVANT FORUM DISCUSSION >-electric -3 other dumbass keywords i shouldnt have to specify >OOPS, SORRY, NOTHING LIKE THAT EXISTS ON THE INTERNET, AT ALL. SORRY BUD
1/1 AvL25mQI US 6m (03/24/25 12:16) 501320208 PNG. 46KB. (723 × 543) ifuckinghatejewssomuch.png >>501318209 (OP) >search for specific model gas trimmer part >HERES THE TOP 10 RETARDED ELECTRIC TRIMMERS >HERES WHY EVERYONE IS SWITCHING TO ELECTRIC LAWN EQUIPMENT > ABSOLUTELY IRRELEVANT FORUM DISCUSSION >10 YEAR OLD IRRELEVANT FORUM DISCUSSION >-electric -3 other dumbass keywords i shouldnt have to specify >OOPS, SORRY, NOTHING LIKE THAT EXISTS ON THE INTERNET, AT ALL. SORRY BUD

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Anon is too sexy for this sub. (censored repost) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.37 MB WEBM 03/19/25(Wed)16:49:57 No.80684613 being a handsome man is not all that it's cracked up to be >girls feel entitled to your attention >it's impossible to find the one because most girls react to you the same way >you never know if she likes you or just your looks >constantly attacked by men like /r9k/ who whine about "wanting love, not sex, if wanted p---- would get hookers" while at the same time attacking you for pointing out how hard it is to find love as handsome man >men are always jealous and think you live the good life >men try to one-up you on everything and are always in a competition with you forcing you into it when you're just chillin' and trying to have fun with friends >girls become stalkers and spam you "love you" messages and you're supposed to choose your words carefully >it feels miserable to reject girls because they're not supposed to be rejected, they're supposed to choose >simps, white knights, ex-s, and the collective feminine will hate you for even looking like you're rejecting girls >when you travel to a racially homogenous country like asia and southeast asia you can't even walk outside without being swarmed by women demanding your attention and it's worse if you try to ignore it stop complaiming. handsome guys have it hard too. kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi-no soba ni ita itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte sugu yoko de waratteita nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo 35 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 1.37 MB WEBM 03/19/25(Wed)16:49:57 No.80684613 being a handsome man is not all that it's cracked up to be >girls feel entitled to your attention >it's impossible to find the one because most girls react to you the same way >you never know if she likes you or just your looks >constantly attacked by men like /r9k/ who whine about "wanting love, not sex, if wanted p---- would get hookers" while at the same time attacking you for pointing out how hard it is to find love as handsome man >men are always jealous and think you live the good life >men try to one-up you on everything and are always in a competition with you forcing you into it when you're just chillin' and trying to have fun with friends >girls become stalkers and spam you "love you" messages and you're supposed to choose your words carefully >it feels miserable to reject girls because they're not supposed to be rejected, they're supposed to choose >simps, white knights, ex-s, and the collective feminine will hate you for even looking like you're rejecting girls >when you travel to a racially homogenous country like asia and southeast asia you can't even walk outside without being swarmed by women demanding your attention and it's worse if you try to ignore it stop complaiming. handsome guys have it hard too. kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi-no soba ni ita itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte sugu yoko de waratteita nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo 35 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Real 03/23/25(Sun)00:19:38 No.80722161 61 KB PNG >Be me >white male >Have only been sexually attracted to white people (men to im bi) >Bnwo slop ruined black men for me and never really cared for black girls >Suddenly wake up craving black girls Is this my A---- blood kicking in? Am I destined to colonize black p----? 03/23/25(Sun)00:20:00 No.80722165 : Anonymous Men too*
Anonymous Real 03/23/25(Sun)00:19:38 No.80722161 61 KB PNG >Be me >white male >Have only been sexually attracted to white people (men to im bi) >Bnwo slop ruined black men for me and never really cared for black girls >Suddenly wake up craving black girls Is this my A---- blood kicking in? Am I destined to colonize black p----? 03/23/25(Sun)00:20:00 No.80722165 : Anonymous Men too*

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Men can do it too. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous O 68 KB JPG 03/23/25(Sun)15:57:09 No.80731199 Men post your fake orgasm stories I'll start >grab ham beast from tinder >horny as f--- screw it >take her home >commence the plapping >go bareback because I'm a savage >plapping her frim behind, stench gets to me >see that horrible visage of a landwhale on fours >ohgod ohwhy >realize what I'm doing, start getting second thoughts >cant c-- for the life of me, just wants this to end >pull out moaning, drool a little on her back to pretend is c-- >"yeah uh, my parents will be back in the morning, you cant stay here sorry" >shove her in an uber >cry sitting in the shower like a movie >>80732088 #
Anonymous O 68 KB JPG 03/23/25(Sun)15:57:09 No.80731199 Men post your fake orgasm stories I'll start >grab ham beast from tinder >horny as f--- screw it >take her home >commence the plapping >go bareback because I'm a savage >plapping her frim behind, stench gets to me >see that horrible visage of a landwhale on fours >ohgod ohwhy >realize what I'm doing, start getting second thoughts >cant c-- for the life of me, just wants this to end >pull out moaning, drool a little on her back to pretend is c-- >"yeah uh, my parents will be back in the morning, you cant stay here sorry" >shove her in an uber >cry sitting in the shower like a movie >>80732088 #

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Anon should get a wife first | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)15:50:11 No.654050221 This is why I hate-video games It appeals to the male fantasy fantasy.jpg 52 KB JPG What is your male fantasy? : Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)15:52:08 No.654050393 >>654050221 (OP) # To go on adventures with my cute wife >>654050460 # >>654051258 # >>654057976 # >>654058404 # >>654062472 # >>654063208 # >>654067315 # >>654067508 # >>654068071 # >>654069229 # >>654072424 # >>654083230 # >>654085512 # >>654087686 # >>654087858 # >>654091091 # >>654092401 #
Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)15:50:11 No.654050221 This is why I hate-video games It appeals to the male fantasy fantasy.jpg 52 KB JPG What is your male fantasy? : Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)15:52:08 No.654050393 >>654050221 (OP) # To go on adventures with my cute wife >>654050460 # >>654051258 # >>654057976 # >>654058404 # >>654062472 # >>654063208 # >>654067315 # >>654067508 # >>654068071 # >>654069229 # >>654072424 # >>654083230 # >>654085512 # >>654087686 # >>654087858 # >>654091091 # >>654092401 #

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Anon doesn't like Married with Children | /r/Greentext

Anonymous C 128 KB JPG 07/31/21(Sat) 10:53:56 No.154336324 >OH NOOO I HAVE A LOYAL SMOKING HOT WIFE WHO WANTS TO F--- ALL THE TIME, TWO CHILDREN, A BIG NICE HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS, AND A JOB THAT AFFORDS ME THESE THINGS AAAAHHH HELP ME why was american television like this in the 90s? : Anonymous That's the joke. 07/31/21(Sat) 10:54:42 No.154336353
Anonymous C 128 KB JPG 07/31/21(Sat) 10:53:56 No.154336324 >OH NOOO I HAVE A LOYAL SMOKING HOT WIFE WHO WANTS TO F--- ALL THE TIME, TWO CHILDREN, A BIG NICE HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS, AND A JOB THAT AFFORDS ME THESE THINGS AAAAHHH HELP ME why was american television like this in the 90s? : Anonymous That's the joke. 07/31/21(Sat) 10:54:42 No.154336353

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anon might commit a felony in 3 years | /r/Greentext

4h (03/23/25 22:26) · 40070558 - 2 Re. 1 Img PNG - 14KB (189 × 125) hello.png 1 Reply . i cant scream > be me >wake up in the middle of a quiet suburban town at night >i have no memory, i only know how to talk > no mouth >wonders off into the forest, only to find a strange shadow following me >run out of the forest >try to call for help >no mouth >find an old shed > hide >the shadow thing found me, its just standing there. >go missing, have my body be found in a sewer on July 7th 2028 2h (03/24/25 00:53) 40071184 JPG 62KB (1080 × 605) FB_IMG_1742573749469.jpg Sorry to hear that, anon
4h (03/23/25 22:26) · 40070558 - 2 Re. 1 Img PNG - 14KB (189 × 125) hello.png 1 Reply . i cant scream > be me >wake up in the middle of a quiet suburban town at night >i have no memory, i only know how to talk > no mouth >wonders off into the forest, only to find a strange shadow following me >run out of the forest >try to call for help >no mouth >find an old shed > hide >the shadow thing found me, its just standing there. >go missing, have my body be found in a sewer on July 7th 2028 2h (03/24/25 00:53) 40071184 JPG 62KB (1080 × 605) FB_IMG_1742573749469.jpg Sorry to hear that, anon

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Anon appreciates the details | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)20:08:12 No.705868939 HEALTH 100 SUIT 100 OjJS0w3yZYFR89dpuQ0bVyRcQMTDyV_VulZjyPwoxZE.jpg 3.25 MB JPG Will Half-Life 3 have those soulful details Valve is known for?
Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)20:08:12 No.705868939 HEALTH 100 SUIT 100 OjJS0w3yZYFR89dpuQ0bVyRcQMTDyV_VulZjyPwoxZE.jpg 3.25 MB JPG Will Half-Life 3 have those soulful details Valve is known for?

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Anonymous 03/23/25(Sun)04:26:06 No.706085237 Close Why do zoomers get triggered over fanservice in games? Display interface
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Anon runs a M&Ms eugenics program. | /r/Greentext

File:1192563983.jpg-(26 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 10/16/07(Tue)15:46:23 No. 42979025 [Reply] Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
File:1192563983.jpg-(26 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 10/16/07(Tue)15:46:23 No. 42979025 [Reply] Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

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