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Anon looks for a new gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB JPG 07/28/21(Wed)12:28:37 No.64744227 >looking for a new gym >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says "its a good gym sir" >buy a membership >its wet
: Anonymous 36 KB JPG 07/28/21(Wed)12:28:37 No.64744227 >looking for a new gym >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says "its a good gym sir" >buy a membership >its wet

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This gear is metal, and it's solid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/15/25(Sun)18:44:20 No.712764365 ހހހހހގ This hill... it's silent... and it's residents... are evil... seems the evil... is within
Anonymous 06/15/25(Sun)18:44:20 No.712764365 ހހހހހގ This hill... it's silent... and it's residents... are evil... seems the evil... is within

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Anon wants to use magic | /r/Greentext

400.jpg (123 KB, 540x400) google yandex iqdb wait ㅁ 1 How to use magic and avoid being captured by SCP or alike organizations? Anonymous 06/16/25(Mon)09:06:08 No.40541866 ▼ >>40541870 >>40541897 >>40541898 >>40541906 Anonymous 06/16/25(Mon)09:07:42 No.40541870 ▼ Anonymous 06/16/25(Mon)09:17:57 No.40541906 >>40541866 (OP) >be constantly tormented by Sane Clown Posse >>40541866 (OP) Oh neat, a schizo LARP thread. >they won't stop telling me how f------ magnets work
400.jpg (123 KB, 540x400) google yandex iqdb wait ㅁ 1 How to use magic and avoid being captured by SCP or alike organizations? Anonymous 06/16/25(Mon)09:06:08 No.40541866 ▼ >>40541870 >>40541897 >>40541898 >>40541906 Anonymous 06/16/25(Mon)09:07:42 No.40541870 ▼ Anonymous 06/16/25(Mon)09:17:57 No.40541906 >>40541866 (OP) >be constantly tormented by Sane Clown Posse >>40541866 (OP) Oh neat, a schizo LARP thread. >they won't stop telling me how f------ magnets work

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Pajeet forgot something | /r/Greentext

Anonymous W 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:07 No 194735995 here in denmark indian men are loved by everyone, indians are considered the most attractive males, its over for us whitecels 66 KB PNG Anonymous Forgot vpn 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:49 No. 194736023 Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)08:51:04 No.194736033 how do i delete a thread >>194736043 # >>194736071 # >>194736199 #
Anonymous W 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:07 No 194735995 here in denmark indian men are loved by everyone, indians are considered the most attractive males, its over for us whitecels 66 KB PNG Anonymous Forgot vpn 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:49 No. 194736023 Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)08:51:04 No.194736033 how do i delete a thread >>194736043 # >>194736071 # >>194736199 #

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Anon is Korean | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: YAfQLOVh) Why ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/16/25(Mon)07:49:17 No.507580995 LOVE one but EAT the other Why LOVE one but EAT the other Why LOVE one but EAT the other? 188 KB PNG Because one is cute and the other is ugly. Anonymous (ID: FNTZIDIZ ) >>507580995 (OP). why not eat both 06/16/25(Mon)07:49:53 No.507581038
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: YAfQLOVh) Why ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/16/25(Mon)07:49:17 No.507580995 LOVE one but EAT the other Why LOVE one but EAT the other Why LOVE one but EAT the other? 188 KB PNG Because one is cute and the other is ugly. Anonymous (ID: FNTZIDIZ ) >>507580995 (OP). why not eat both 06/16/25(Mon)07:49:53 No.507581038

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Anon doxed himself | /r/Greentext

1637567877195.png 2.02 MB PNG New Dragonball game. Thoughts? Anonymous name? >>578970065 # >>578970115 # Anonymous >>578970020 # What mine? Tony. 11/22/21(Mon)10:01:13 No.578970020 11/22/21(Mon)10:01:50 No.578970065 >>578970139 # >>578970194 # >>578971531 # >>578971625 # >>578971978 # >>578972230 # >>578972484 # >>578973816 #
1637567877195.png 2.02 MB PNG New Dragonball game. Thoughts? Anonymous name? >>578970065 # >>578970115 # Anonymous >>578970020 # What mine? Tony. 11/22/21(Mon)10:01:13 No.578970020 11/22/21(Mon)10:01:50 No.578970065 >>578970139 # >>578970194 # >>578971531 # >>578971625 # >>578971978 # >>578972230 # >>578972484 # >>578973816 #

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Anon on the new generation. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous wikiHow 06/16/25(Mon)06:20:51 No.81509297 >have unlimited access to all the information in the world >become the most retarded generation in history Lol 6 KB JPG
Anonymous wikiHow 06/16/25(Mon)06:20:51 No.81509297 >have unlimited access to all the information in the world >become the most retarded generation in history Lol 6 KB JPG

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>dark souls saved me | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/13/25(Fri)15:48:35 No.712577620 >HOW DARK SOULS SAVED MY LIFE 88 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/13/25(Fri)15:49:51 No.71257772 >HOW [S--- GAME] CHANGES YOU 1.16 MB GIF >>712585438 # Anonymous WOW! 06/13/25(Fri)17:35:24 No. 712585438 >>712577728 # >THE RISE AND FALL OF [IRRELEVANT B-------] 577836 u, OP. 577865
: Anonymous 06/13/25(Fri)15:48:35 No.712577620 >HOW DARK SOULS SAVED MY LIFE 88 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/13/25(Fri)15:49:51 No.71257772 >HOW [S--- GAME] CHANGES YOU 1.16 MB GIF >>712585438 # Anonymous WOW! 06/13/25(Fri)17:35:24 No. 712585438 >>712577728 # >THE RISE AND FALL OF [IRRELEVANT B-------] 577836 u, OP. 577865

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Whit what lady parts? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I was not caught yesterday 06/16/25(Mon)05:37:14 No.81506601 My father did NOT see me playing with my lady bits, he did NOT see me using my dildo, he did NOT, I was NOT caught yesterday nope 10 KB JPG
Anonymous I was not caught yesterday 06/16/25(Mon)05:37:14 No.81506601 My father did NOT see me playing with my lady bits, he did NOT see me using my dildo, he did NOT, I was NOT caught yesterday nope 10 KB JPG

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Anonette is a degenerate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:20:29 No. 13223338 1.27 MB GIF Gave my boyfriend the same perfume my dad uses now every time i smell him i get instantly h Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:23:49 No.13223374 >>13223338 (OP) # 19 KB JPG
Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:20:29 No. 13223338 1.27 MB GIF Gave my boyfriend the same perfume my dad uses now every time i smell him i get instantly h Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:23:49 No.13223374 >>13223338 (OP) # 19 KB JPG

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Sneak peek at Henry Cavill's Warhammer show | /r/Greentext

161AA42A-EDA1-4F0D-832B-B180238797D1.jpg 50 KB JPG >You did it, you defeated me, Horus Lupercal. You really are the Warhammer 40,000
161AA42A-EDA1-4F0D-832B-B180238797D1.jpg 50 KB JPG >You did it, you defeated me, Horus Lupercal. You really are the Warhammer 40,000

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Life of a chad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How I went from Incel to Abuse(...) Thursday 21:50 06/15/25(Sun)16:09:29 No.81500200 Thursday 21:48 You're cute, let's bang And they say romance is dead Today 08:02 You're cute, let's bang You're cute, let's do this. Thursday 23:59 I've got a friend whose interested GIF Type a message... Thursday 21:48 Pics of friend straight to my DMs please You're cute, let's bang ว Sent What a way with words! Time and place?? 日 GIF Type a message... Thursday 21:50 To the point You're cute, let's bang Thursday 22:21 How many of those messages have you sent out today? IMG_1923.jpg 276 KB JPG >Be me last year 26 yo khhv >Get tired of being a loser >If I'm going to die a virgin might as well get ripped >Find a guy at the gym who will sell me roids >Test.gif, Tren.mp4, Dbol.mov >Get absolutely huge and ripped in under 6 months >People instantly respect me more >I get a cute girlfriend >Finally lose virginity >It's not enough I cheat on her >She finds out, I don't even care >I just install Tinder and hook up with 5 chicks in one week >I even get nudes from fembots after they see my body Wow it turns out all women are the same huh Even you fat femcel foids only want chad d--- no matter how much you cope about it
Anonymous How I went from Incel to Abuse(...) Thursday 21:50 06/15/25(Sun)16:09:29 No.81500200 Thursday 21:48 You're cute, let's bang And they say romance is dead Today 08:02 You're cute, let's bang You're cute, let's do this. Thursday 23:59 I've got a friend whose interested GIF Type a message... Thursday 21:48 Pics of friend straight to my DMs please You're cute, let's bang ว Sent What a way with words! Time and place?? 日 GIF Type a message... Thursday 21:50 To the point You're cute, let's bang Thursday 22:21 How many of those messages have you sent out today? IMG_1923.jpg 276 KB JPG >Be me last year 26 yo khhv >Get tired of being a loser >If I'm going to die a virgin might as well get ripped >Find a guy at the gym who will sell me roids >Test.gif, Tren.mp4, Dbol.mov >Get absolutely huge and ripped in under 6 months >People instantly respect me more >I get a cute girlfriend >Finally lose virginity >It's not enough I cheat on her >She finds out, I don't even care >I just install Tinder and hook up with 5 chicks in one week >I even get nudes from fembots after they see my body Wow it turns out all women are the same huh Even you fat femcel foids only want chad d--- no matter how much you cope about it

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No way | /r/Greentext

"What's this?" "Your game sir." 1719792097085.jpg 43 KB JPG "No that can't be right I haven't downloaded it yet." "You just put the disc in and your machine will run it whenever you like."
"What's this?" "Your game sir." 1719792097085.jpg 43 KB JPG "No that can't be right I haven't downloaded it yet." "You just put the disc in and your machine will run it whenever you like."

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Anon is a bad friend. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Extremely Serious Hat 06/15/25(Sun)12:57:52 No.81501776 My best friend is a t-----. I've tried desperately to find someone to replace him but it seems impossible so I'm stuck with a stupid f------ t-----. Do your friends suck too? 06/15/25(Sun)13:25:12 No.81501988 110 KB JPG Anonymous >>81501776 (OP) >S--- talks his best friend on /r9k/ Maybe he should replace you
Anonymous Extremely Serious Hat 06/15/25(Sun)12:57:52 No.81501776 My best friend is a t-----. I've tried desperately to find someone to replace him but it seems impossible so I'm stuck with a stupid f------ t-----. Do your friends suck too? 06/15/25(Sun)13:25:12 No.81501988 110 KB JPG Anonymous >>81501776 (OP) >S--- talks his best friend on /r9k/ Maybe he should replace you

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Standing on a Chair | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6T9m3tpG 31 KB PNG ? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/15/25(Sun)15:05:45 No.507473780 >look on indeed >every entry level job is ~15/hour >$2600/mo before taxes >$1900 after taxes >look up apartments >its $1000 minimum for a literal living cube >must have 3x income ($3000/mo) for your application to be accepted >ok maybe houses are better >look up housing >its $200,000 minimum for any place that is liveable (including trailer parks) >need $20,000 before signing >$1600 monthly payment >$250 monthly taxes >$125 monthly home insurance >$1975/mo just to have the place, already higher than my income >electric, gas, utility bill Give me one good reason why i shouldn't just kill myself right now Anonymous (ID: M7V8L31) 06/15/25(Sun)15:08:09 No.507473977 there isnt one. just do it
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6T9m3tpG 31 KB PNG ? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/15/25(Sun)15:05:45 No.507473780 >look on indeed >every entry level job is ~15/hour >$2600/mo before taxes >$1900 after taxes >look up apartments >its $1000 minimum for a literal living cube >must have 3x income ($3000/mo) for your application to be accepted >ok maybe houses are better >look up housing >its $200,000 minimum for any place that is liveable (including trailer parks) >need $20,000 before signing >$1600 monthly payment >$250 monthly taxes >$125 monthly home insurance >$1975/mo just to have the place, already higher than my income >electric, gas, utility bill Give me one good reason why i shouldn't just kill myself right now Anonymous (ID: M7V8L31) 06/15/25(Sun)15:08:09 No.507473977 there isnt one. just do it

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Anon has 5G Internet. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 40 KB JPG it showed multiple 06/15/25(Sun)03:10:03 No.81497907 >stuck with terrible 5G Internet >it sucks for online games >decide to borrow my neighbors WiFi >it's the same 5G s--- >try different neighbors >not successful >pay people to help me >successfully borrowed 2 more, but the connection is too poor to use even though connection bars >buy better antennas to try to make it work >it doesn't work
Anonymous 40 KB JPG it showed multiple 06/15/25(Sun)03:10:03 No.81497907 >stuck with terrible 5G Internet >it sucks for online games >decide to borrow my neighbors WiFi >it's the same 5G s--- >try different neighbors >not successful >pay people to help me >successfully borrowed 2 more, but the connection is too poor to use even though connection bars >buy better antennas to try to make it work >it doesn't work

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