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Anonymous (ID: KTVg95UT) 07/06/25(Sun)16:11:13 No.22904675 >my favorite n----- podcasters just won another argument with a prostitute >Hooray! Feminism is defeated! Western civilization will rise again! 1.95 MB GIF
Anonymous (ID: KTVg95UT) 07/06/25(Sun)16:11:13 No.22904675 >my favorite n----- podcasters just won another argument with a prostitute >Hooray! Feminism is defeated! Western civilization will rise again! 1.95 MB GIF

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Intelligence Vs Incelligence | /r/Greentext

139 KB JPG What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No.13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)
139 KB JPG What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No.13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)

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Unkindest Cut | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: XQAJmKVu ) 07/06/25(Sun)14:18:44 No.509674133 goob gob @GoobGobb. 2h If I wasn't circumcised I think I would kill myself, uncut d---- are just so f------ ugly and from what I hear require more cleaning than average Stone tossers DRINK THE SOY. 醃 Soyle STONETOSS.COM @Stone to... . 21h LIVE IN £1 THE POD. EAT THE BUGS. CIRCUMCISE THE CHILD. ח ப 214 KB JPG Why do people support circumcision? THE JUDGE (ID: K1sloN1u) >>509674133 (OP). 07/06/25(Sun)14:21:25 No.509674326 Interesting he chooses suicide over circumcision.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: XQAJmKVu ) 07/06/25(Sun)14:18:44 No.509674133 goob gob @GoobGobb. 2h If I wasn't circumcised I think I would kill myself, uncut d---- are just so f------ ugly and from what I hear require more cleaning than average Stone tossers DRINK THE SOY. 醃 Soyle STONETOSS.COM @Stone to... . 21h LIVE IN £1 THE POD. EAT THE BUGS. CIRCUMCISE THE CHILD. ח ப 214 KB JPG Why do people support circumcision? THE JUDGE (ID: K1sloN1u) >>509674133 (OP). 07/06/25(Sun)14:21:25 No.509674326 Interesting he chooses suicide over circumcision.

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Anon can’t decide | /r/Greentext

>im 20 Can't decide No. 33324751 07/06/25(Sun)14:17:10 IMG_6524.jpg 30 KB 360x360 I can't decide between two major decisions in my life To get a full picture: >NEET living with parent > got 1100 bucks saved >only income is editing videos online that can make me roughly 400 bucks per month (I usually work only once or twice a week for some clients) So I can either: 1. Go to college I got accepted to in September. Stay living with my parents and commute to it 40km Monday-Friday plus do my own thing on the side 2. Move to capital city with my friend. Find some cheap rent and do food deliveries or some other crappy wagie job plus my video editing side gig. Any anons here who had same experience? What did you guys choose? I would also like to hear some of your stories (how you live, budgeting, general helpful stuff for this situation - I have roughly 3 months to chose)
>im 20 Can't decide No. 33324751 07/06/25(Sun)14:17:10 IMG_6524.jpg 30 KB 360x360 I can't decide between two major decisions in my life To get a full picture: >NEET living with parent > got 1100 bucks saved >only income is editing videos online that can make me roughly 400 bucks per month (I usually work only once or twice a week for some clients) So I can either: 1. Go to college I got accepted to in September. Stay living with my parents and commute to it 40km Monday-Friday plus do my own thing on the side 2. Move to capital city with my friend. Find some cheap rent and do food deliveries or some other crappy wagie job plus my video editing side gig. Any anons here who had same experience? What did you guys choose? I would also like to hear some of your stories (how you live, budgeting, general helpful stuff for this situation - I have roughly 3 months to chose)

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Anon goes for a Sunday drive | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /lzxovwJ) Settings Mobile Home 07/06/25(Sun)14:23:21 No.509674473 662 KB PNG >Be me >Sunday mid day >Real hankering for muttdonalds >I live in the countryside so I have to drive to a services >Enter dual carriage way >Encounter like 8 cyclists in the left lane >ihavetheoppurtunitytodothefunniestthing.meme >Match my speed (20mph) >Overtake them >Proceed to do 15mph >Do that for the whole 3.5 mile duration >If one of them tries to overtake I speed up a bit so they are forced to go back behind my slow ass >GochaBitch.mp3 >Could see their leader in my rear view mirror chimping out behind me Imao I have no idea what they were so mad at, the whole thing only took 15 minutes to do lol. Anonymous (ID: snmJZwZe) 31 KB JPG 07/06/25(Sun)14:24:47 No.509674583 >>509674473 (OP) >Be me >Good morning >Sunday morning
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /lzxovwJ) Settings Mobile Home 07/06/25(Sun)14:23:21 No.509674473 662 KB PNG >Be me >Sunday mid day >Real hankering for muttdonalds >I live in the countryside so I have to drive to a services >Enter dual carriage way >Encounter like 8 cyclists in the left lane >ihavetheoppurtunitytodothefunniestthing.meme >Match my speed (20mph) >Overtake them >Proceed to do 15mph >Do that for the whole 3.5 mile duration >If one of them tries to overtake I speed up a bit so they are forced to go back behind my slow ass >GochaBitch.mp3 >Could see their leader in my rear view mirror chimping out behind me Imao I have no idea what they were so mad at, the whole thing only took 15 minutes to do lol. Anonymous (ID: snmJZwZe) 31 KB JPG 07/06/25(Sun)14:24:47 No.509674583 >>509674473 (OP) >Be me >Good morning >Sunday morning

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Anon understands romance. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 191 KB JPG 07/06/25(Sun)11:39:34 No.81733752 >talking with a girl >"You sound fertile today" >they ghost you Women don't understand romance
Anonymous 191 KB JPG 07/06/25(Sun)11:39:34 No.81733752 >talking with a girl >"You sound fertile today" >they ghost you Women don't understand romance

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Rinse and repeat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous CONCEPT EVOLUTION FOX 02/03/24(Sat) 14:17:33 No.665937417 3z EARLY DEVELOPMENT FIRST DRAFT FINAL DRAFT GCm3b9DboAAliWN.jpg 263 KB JPG Is this a good design change? E Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat) 18:24:53 No.665958989 11 KB.JPG >cool lil fox guy >cool shinto-themed samurai girl >overwatch design #72875b every time
Anonymous CONCEPT EVOLUTION FOX 02/03/24(Sat) 14:17:33 No.665937417 3z EARLY DEVELOPMENT FIRST DRAFT FINAL DRAFT GCm3b9DboAAliWN.jpg 263 KB JPG Is this a good design change? E Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat) 18:24:53 No.665958989 11 KB.JPG >cool lil fox guy >cool shinto-themed samurai girl >overwatch design #72875b every time

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Anon talks about Half-Life 2: Episode 3 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)22:03:35 No.434676687 File: half_life_2_wallpaper_by_(...).jpg (446 KB, 1366x768) >>434676767 >>434676825 >>434677275 >>434678350 >>434678410 >>434679427 >the initial excitement of thinking you're going to destroy the Combine homeworld >the grim revelation that it's going to be a suicide mission >the slow realization during the approach that it's not a planet you're approaching... it's a solar system >the time flashes revealing it's not even the Combine "home system," it's just one solar system base among countless others >the realization that all of humanity is an insignificant speck before the power of the Combine Empire, that Breen was right >the realization that the Borealis is just going to leave a little scratch mark on only one of many bases >the realization that you're going to die for nothing Half-Life 2: Episode Three would have been the most chilling and powerful game ever made. The combine logo is the Dyson Sphere.
Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)22:03:35 No.434676687 File: half_life_2_wallpaper_by_(...).jpg (446 KB, 1366x768) >>434676767 >>434676825 >>434677275 >>434678350 >>434678410 >>434679427 >the initial excitement of thinking you're going to destroy the Combine homeworld >the grim revelation that it's going to be a suicide mission >the slow realization during the approach that it's not a planet you're approaching... it's a solar system >the time flashes revealing it's not even the Combine "home system," it's just one solar system base among countless others >the realization that all of humanity is an insignificant speck before the power of the Combine Empire, that Breen was right >the realization that the Borealis is just going to leave a little scratch mark on only one of many bases >the realization that you're going to die for nothing Half-Life 2: Episode Three would have been the most chilling and powerful game ever made. The combine logo is the Dyson Sphere.

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old school romantic anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG >be sad 07/03/21(Sat) 12:57:03 No.64418543 >be me >madly in love with a girl >tried to shoot my shot with her but only got blocked from all of her social media >her insta, fb, and twitter are set to private and she doesn't accept my fake accounts >realize if I really want her I should try harder >find her linkedin and find out she's currently a manager at a starbucks >use my researching abilities to find her phone number >text her >she replies, first interaction we've had in over a year and a half >almost coom of happiness >tell her who am I >she asks me how I got her phone number >tell her my life is meaningless without her I deserve to get a least a chance with her >she threatens to block me >tell her that wont stop me cause I could easily fake a phone number and she needs to give me one chance so I can show her how I've grown as a person >she doesn't wanna go out >be desperate >grab an airsoft gun that looks real, point it to my temple and take a selfie >send her to her and tell her if she doesn't go out with me just one date (that's all I need) I'll shoot myself >a little melodramatic but I was desperate >she finally agrees >got a date with her this sunday night at olive garden's We're gonna make it anons :)
: Anonymous 31 KB JPG >be sad 07/03/21(Sat) 12:57:03 No.64418543 >be me >madly in love with a girl >tried to shoot my shot with her but only got blocked from all of her social media >her insta, fb, and twitter are set to private and she doesn't accept my fake accounts >realize if I really want her I should try harder >find her linkedin and find out she's currently a manager at a starbucks >use my researching abilities to find her phone number >text her >she replies, first interaction we've had in over a year and a half >almost coom of happiness >tell her who am I >she asks me how I got her phone number >tell her my life is meaningless without her I deserve to get a least a chance with her >she threatens to block me >tell her that wont stop me cause I could easily fake a phone number and she needs to give me one chance so I can show her how I've grown as a person >she doesn't wanna go out >be desperate >grab an airsoft gun that looks real, point it to my temple and take a selfie >send her to her and tell her if she doesn't go out with me just one date (that's all I need) I'll shoot myself >a little melodramatic but I was desperate >she finally agrees >got a date with her this sunday night at olive garden's We're gonna make it anons :)

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To be Greatful | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DAPCGSuk ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/06/25(Sun)08:52:58 No.509640273 >>509640174 (OP) # It isn't at all. Israel is being attacked and all Americans can think about is their silly medical care? w-- is wrong with you people. Don't you know that we are the reason America even survives? >>509640391 # >>509640635 # >>509640749 # >>509641319 # >>509645799 # >>509646795 # >>509647230 # >>509649516 # >>509652526 # >>509653893 # >>509654455 # >>509654677 # >>509655491 # >>509658484 # >>509658589 # >>509658854 # >>509659321 #
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DAPCGSuk ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/06/25(Sun)08:52:58 No.509640273 >>509640174 (OP) # It isn't at all. Israel is being attacked and all Americans can think about is their silly medical care? w-- is wrong with you people. Don't you know that we are the reason America even survives? >>509640391 # >>509640635 # >>509640749 # >>509641319 # >>509645799 # >>509646795 # >>509647230 # >>509649516 # >>509652526 # >>509653893 # >>509654455 # >>509654677 # >>509655491 # >>509658484 # >>509658589 # >>509658854 # >>509659321 #

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Anon talks actor lore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat)23:31:13 No.212396743 >plays a side character in 5 Oscar nominated films >f------ dies of cancer any other examples of this 32 KB JPG
Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat)23:31:13 No.212396743 >plays a side character in 5 Oscar nominated films >f------ dies of cancer any other examples of this 32 KB JPG

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Tragic backstory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/24(Fri)15:42:09 No. 197259359 >A girl didn't like me when I was fourteen >I'll seethe about it for thirty years 3.76 MB PNG
Anonymous 03/15/24(Fri)15:42:09 No. 197259359 >A girl didn't like me when I was fourteen >I'll seethe about it for thirty years 3.76 MB PNG

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When in Rome, do as the Romans do | /r/Greentext

7U3/25(Thu)22:56:23 NÓ.5U9456480 What the f--- is wrong with the Dutch Netherlands: 18-year-old honor killing victim, tied up and drowned by her father and brothers for being too "westernized" >>509456480 (OP) # I could have saved her >>509456480 (OP) # >Dutch. Try again. >Move to western country >Complain about it being too western Make it make sense >>509456480 (OP) # >Dutch
7U3/25(Thu)22:56:23 NÓ.5U9456480 What the f--- is wrong with the Dutch Netherlands: 18-year-old honor killing victim, tied up and drowned by her father and brothers for being too "westernized" >>509456480 (OP) # I could have saved her >>509456480 (OP) # >Dutch. Try again. >Move to western country >Complain about it being too western Make it make sense >>509456480 (OP) # >Dutch

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Microdosing stupid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Microdosing bullets 694 KB JPG 08/23/21(Mon)16:34:45 No.50331942 Hey /k/ommandos I started microdosing bullets by shooting myself in the leg with .177 pellets and after 2 months they stopped breaking skin so i've moved up to .22 pellets. My goal is to work up to 22lr by the end of the year and then one day get to .223. Is this possible? Can I become bulletproof?
Anonymous Microdosing bullets 694 KB JPG 08/23/21(Mon)16:34:45 No.50331942 Hey /k/ommandos I started microdosing bullets by shooting myself in the leg with .177 pellets and after 2 months they stopped breaking skin so i've moved up to .22 pellets. My goal is to work up to 22lr by the end of the year and then one day get to .223. Is this possible? Can I become bulletproof?

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Planned obsolescence | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/22/21(Sat)04:29:52 No.67413265 6 KB PNG with $2,000 paperweights > be me > Apple user, not proud, just stuck > phone battery now lasts about 17 minutes > schedule appointment with Genius Bar cultists > walk into bright white store filled > hand over phone for battery swap > guy tells me to come back in 90 minutes > walk around mall, eat pretzel, question life > come back and he says "we couldn't do it" > says phone is "missing parts" and battery is "non replaceable" > I ask what parts, he shrugs like a Disney robot > next day go to sketchy place called "PcFix" > literal hole in the wall between a laundromat and a vape shop > smells like fried thermal paste and regret > guy at counter says "yeah we got you" > hands me back phone 25 minutes later > battery at 100%, phone working like new > ask if anything was missing > he just laughs and says "nah man, Apple lies" >pay $60 and walk out with dignity >tfw a guy with no storefront fixed what trillion dollar Apple couldn't > planned obsolescence should be a war crime
Anonymous 07/22/21(Sat)04:29:52 No.67413265 6 KB PNG with $2,000 paperweights > be me > Apple user, not proud, just stuck > phone battery now lasts about 17 minutes > schedule appointment with Genius Bar cultists > walk into bright white store filled > hand over phone for battery swap > guy tells me to come back in 90 minutes > walk around mall, eat pretzel, question life > come back and he says "we couldn't do it" > says phone is "missing parts" and battery is "non replaceable" > I ask what parts, he shrugs like a Disney robot > next day go to sketchy place called "PcFix" > literal hole in the wall between a laundromat and a vape shop > smells like fried thermal paste and regret > guy at counter says "yeah we got you" > hands me back phone 25 minutes later > battery at 100%, phone working like new > ask if anything was missing > he just laughs and says "nah man, Apple lies" >pay $60 and walk out with dignity >tfw a guy with no storefront fixed what trillion dollar Apple couldn't > planned obsolescence should be a war crime

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“The Fridgesquatch” | /r/Greentext

File: 1743841109510704.jpg (130 KB, 1024x1024) >> ☐ Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat) 18:15:20 No.212368212 ►>>212369072 >>212368130 >"Well, it was merciful that the whole thing only lasted 10 seconds." >"Having a sasquatch penis piercing your organs isn't what I would call merciful, Kramer." >"It could've been worse." >"How could it possibly get worse?" >"The sasquatch coulda took his time. Laid it down... low and slow. It's not like Jerry could've said no!" >"I'm sick of hearing you two guys talking about this. Let's just say Jerry passed away and leave it at that." >"It's one hell of a story, though. ☐ Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat) 19:54:31 No.212369921 File: elaine-was-actually-worse (...).jpg (21 KB, 512x375) ☐ Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat) 16:11:15 No.212365480 >>212365509 >>212365520 >>212365545 >>212368130 >>212370811 >>212372092 AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat) 18:09:42 No.212368130 >>212368212 >>212369921 File: george.jpg (27 KB, 378x376) >>212368130 >You know I'm dating him. >Him? Him who? >The Fridgesquatch. >HIM?! YOU'RE DATING THE FRIDGESQUATCH?! >Mm hm. >AFTER HE R---- OUR FRIEND TO DEATH?! >Yeah. It's not a big deal George- >HOW? >What do you mean 'how'? >I mean - you two have - he's Harry'd your Henderson right? >Heh - OH yeah. >Then how! I saw the aftermath! Jerry was so stretched a sewer worker climbed into his manhole to do the autopsy! >Well George, you know they say - if there's a will, there's a way. And in my case, there's a LOT of will. >So uh...I mean, I gotta know then. >Know what. >Is he - hairy all over? >Well, why don't you ask him yourself, he's right behind you. >What-YEEEEEAAAAAARRRREGGGGGGÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ! >>212365480 (OP). >Ever since that fridge sasquatch r---- Jerry to death, I been feeling very lonely. EXECUTIVE PRODUCER LARRY DAVID
File: 1743841109510704.jpg (130 KB, 1024x1024) >> ☐ Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat) 18:15:20 No.212368212 ►>>212369072 >>212368130 >"Well, it was merciful that the whole thing only lasted 10 seconds." >"Having a sasquatch penis piercing your organs isn't what I would call merciful, Kramer." >"It could've been worse." >"How could it possibly get worse?" >"The sasquatch coulda took his time. Laid it down... low and slow. It's not like Jerry could've said no!" >"I'm sick of hearing you two guys talking about this. Let's just say Jerry passed away and leave it at that." >"It's one hell of a story, though. ☐ Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat) 19:54:31 No.212369921 File: elaine-was-actually-worse (...).jpg (21 KB, 512x375) ☐ Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat) 16:11:15 No.212365480 >>212365509 >>212365520 >>212365545 >>212368130 >>212370811 >>212372092 AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat) 18:09:42 No.212368130 >>212368212 >>212369921 File: george.jpg (27 KB, 378x376) >>212368130 >You know I'm dating him. >Him? Him who? >The Fridgesquatch. >HIM?! YOU'RE DATING THE FRIDGESQUATCH?! >Mm hm. >AFTER HE R---- OUR FRIEND TO DEATH?! >Yeah. It's not a big deal George- >HOW? >What do you mean 'how'? >I mean - you two have - he's Harry'd your Henderson right? >Heh - OH yeah. >Then how! I saw the aftermath! Jerry was so stretched a sewer worker climbed into his manhole to do the autopsy! >Well George, you know they say - if there's a will, there's a way. And in my case, there's a LOT of will. >So uh...I mean, I gotta know then. >Know what. >Is he - hairy all over? >Well, why don't you ask him yourself, he's right behind you. >What-YEEEEEAAAAAARRRREGGGGGGÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ! >>212365480 (OP). >Ever since that fridge sasquatch r---- Jerry to death, I been feeling very lonely. EXECUTIVE PRODUCER LARRY DAVID

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