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Anon self improves | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Morley's FREESTYLE FRIED CHICKEN KREPT REVENGE BBQ HI 940 KB JPEG 17/05/2025, 15:12:47 > Be me No.39460125 > Bitchless, virgin, fat, broke loser at the age of 21 currently > Decent socially though, can hold a job, speak to women, not retarded etc > I also don't think I got a bad face underneath it all either > Got college commitments until the 3rd of June, then I'm back to my parents house for 3 months for the next term > As such I'm planning the ultimate gambit this summer > I'm at a 30% percent body fat currently > If I can lose 15%, that 15 kg of fat at my weight > That equates to 115k calories > If I do a 1200 calorie deficit daily, I can get there more or less > That means walking 15k steps to burn 3k calories and eating 1.8k > All my clothes are s--- as well, Primark drip, Sports Direct, charity shops etc > At the same, I want to work 60 hours a week, full time at a bar, then 20 hours a week agency work > I can get £13 an hour over 12 weeks, that's £9360 > Once I get my final paycheck, I'm getting tooth whitening, full tattoo sleeves and spending the rest at Dior, Louis Vuitton and Ralph Lauren > I will either become a chad by the end of summer, or die trying We don't do these things because they're easy, we do them because they're hard

Anonymous Morley's FREESTYLE FRIED CHICKEN KREPT REVENGE BBQ HI 940 KB JPEG 17/05/2025, 15:12:47 > Be me No.39460125 > Bitchless, virgin, fat, broke loser at the age of 21 currently > Decent socially though, can hold a job, speak to women, not retarded etc > I also don't think I got a bad face underneath it all either > Got college commitments until the 3rd of June, then I'm back to my parents house for 3 months for the next term > As such I'm planning the ultimate gambit this summer > I'm at a 30% percent body fat currently > If I can lose 15%, that 15 kg of fat at my weight > That equates to 115k calories > If I do a 1200 calorie deficit daily, I can get there more or less > That means walking 15k steps to burn 3k calories and eating 1.8k > All my clothes are s--- as well, Primark drip, Sports Direct, charity shops etc > At the same, I want to work 60 hours a week, full time at a bar, then 20 hours a week agency work > I can get £13 an hour over 12 weeks, that's £9360 > Once I get my final paycheck, I'm getting tooth whitening, full tattoo sleeves and spending the rest at Dior, Louis Vuitton and Ralph Lauren > I will either become a chad by the end of summer, or die trying We don't do these things because they're easy, we do them because they're hard

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Bring em back. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)12:52:15 No.709782297 15-> Ranger Station Dental Clinic Post Office 4545744.jpg 72 KB JPG Why did immersive user interfaces that try to be part of the game world die out?

Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)12:52:15 No.709782297 15-> Ranger Station Dental Clinic Post Office 4545744.jpg 72 KB JPG Why did immersive user interfaces that try to be part of the game world die out?

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Anon is schizo | /r/Greentext

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Bloody hell... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB JPG 11 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous >>81193982 (OP) # 05/17/25(Sat) 02:42:15 No.81193982 >blood in poop >internet: OMG GO TO THE DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY DON'T PUT IT OFF! >doctor: you have to schedulke an endoscopy >hospital: earliest endoscopy is 4 months from now Thanks? View Thread 05/17/25(Sat)02:55:43 No.81194043 you'll be fine OP i literally s--- out pints of blood every couple months when one of my hemorrhoids rips and never died

Anonymous 28 KB JPG 11 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous >>81193982 (OP) # 05/17/25(Sat) 02:42:15 No.81193982 >blood in poop >internet: OMG GO TO THE DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY DON'T PUT IT OFF! >doctor: you have to schedulke an endoscopy >hospital: earliest endoscopy is 4 months from now Thanks? View Thread 05/17/25(Sat)02:55:43 No.81194043 you'll be fine OP i literally s--- out pints of blood every couple months when one of my hemorrhoids rips and never died

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Anon is a Lazy Dungeon Master | /r/Greentext

File: Khajiit Thief 3.jpg (83 KB, 838x1024) ☐ Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)16:31:00 No.95603788 >>95603809 >>95603826 >>95603860 >>95603965 >>95604041 >>95605664 >>95605834 >>95605859 >>95605911 >>95606152 >>95606194>>95607329 >>95607460 >>95608337 >>95609431 >>95609653 >>95609694 >>95609708 >>95609786 >>95609793 >>95611470 >>95613591 >>95616109 >>95616575 >>95616731 >>95620022 >>95623450 >>95626940 >>95630153 >>95637197 >>95651688 >>95653617 I simply have no idea what races to use for my fantasy game. ☐ Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)16:37:44 No.95603809 ►>>95603853 >>95603788 (OP) Robots Bug women [sexy] Grey aliens Talking dogs ☐ Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)16:54:45 No.95603853 >>95603809 >Robots [sexy] >Bug Women [sexy] >Grey aliens [sexy] >Talking dogs [sexy] Fixed >>95616722 >>95620997 ☐ Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)14:21:56 No.95609653 >>95609684 >>95609688 >>95609704 >>95609877 >>95611798 >>95611846 >>95613605 >>95613629 >>95616725 >>95603788 (OP) You weirdos are all the same. You can't be satisfied with an elf or something like that, you need all your games to have a race selection like this: >Human >Sharkgirl >Jumping cactus >Marionette >Fire elemental >Giant intelligent friendly talking spider ☐ Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)14:33:36 No.95609684 ► >>95609653 Far more interesting than >Human >Human but short and hairy (Hobbit/Halfling) >Human but short and angry with a beard (Dwarf) >Human but gay and pointy eared (Elf) >Human but short and pointy eared (Gnome) >Human but tall and green (Orc) ☐ Anonymous 05/10/25(Sat)05:26:20 No.95613629 >>95609653 >vanilla waifu for normies >waifu >waifu >waifu >waifu >waifu ☐ Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)14:15:36 No.95645431 ►>>95646157 Slugmen Duckwomen Sapient numbers The Widefolk Evil liquid Wizards Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)17:41:18 No.95646157 ► >>95645431 So Glorantha?

File: Khajiit Thief 3.jpg (83 KB, 838x1024) ☐ Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)16:31:00 No.95603788 >>95603809 >>95603826 >>95603860 >>95603965 >>95604041 >>95605664 >>95605834 >>95605859 >>95605911 >>95606152 >>95606194>>95607329 >>95607460 >>95608337 >>95609431 >>95609653 >>95609694 >>95609708 >>95609786 >>95609793 >>95611470 >>95613591 >>95616109 >>95616575 >>95616731 >>95620022 >>95623450 >>95626940 >>95630153 >>95637197 >>95651688 >>95653617 I simply have no idea what races to use for my fantasy game. ☐ Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)16:37:44 No.95603809 ►>>95603853 >>95603788 (OP) Robots Bug women [sexy] Grey aliens Talking dogs ☐ Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)16:54:45 No.95603853 >>95603809 >Robots [sexy] >Bug Women [sexy] >Grey aliens [sexy] >Talking dogs [sexy] Fixed >>95616722 >>95620997 ☐ Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)14:21:56 No.95609653 >>95609684 >>95609688 >>95609704 >>95609877 >>95611798 >>95611846 >>95613605 >>95613629 >>95616725 >>95603788 (OP) You weirdos are all the same. You can't be satisfied with an elf or something like that, you need all your games to have a race selection like this: >Human >Sharkgirl >Jumping cactus >Marionette >Fire elemental >Giant intelligent friendly talking spider ☐ Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)14:33:36 No.95609684 ► >>95609653 Far more interesting than >Human >Human but short and hairy (Hobbit/Halfling) >Human but short and angry with a beard (Dwarf) >Human but gay and pointy eared (Elf) >Human but short and pointy eared (Gnome) >Human but tall and green (Orc) ☐ Anonymous 05/10/25(Sat)05:26:20 No.95613629 >>95609653 >vanilla waifu for normies >waifu >waifu >waifu >waifu >waifu ☐ Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)14:15:36 No.95645431 ►>>95646157 Slugmen Duckwomen Sapient numbers The Widefolk Evil liquid Wizards Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)17:41:18 No.95646157 ► >>95645431 So Glorantha?

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4 Twitter. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: WUSxuW9s) 05/17/25(Sat) 06:40:48 No.504901403 >go to 4chan >look inside >twitter 1724034572007669.png 152 KB PNG

Anonymous (ID: WUSxuW9s) 05/17/25(Sat) 06:40:48 No.504901403 >go to 4chan >look inside >twitter 1724034572007669.png 152 KB PNG

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America won | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: Re017KvQ) 05/14/25(Wed) 09:10:59 No.60356998 >he thought the world's largest economy O would lose a trade war 72 KB JPG ⠀ Anonymous (ID: PLp0y7wq) 05/14/25(Wed)09:14:49 No.60357028 Even more importantly, a consumer economy. We are 40% of the world's spending. Of course we have all of the leverage. We literally don't have to buy their s--- lol. >>60357434 # >>60359006 # >>60360765 # >>60360773 # >>60361289 # >>60361291 # >>60362083 # >>60362298 # >>60365348 # >>60366620 #

⠀ Anonymous (ID: Re017KvQ) 05/14/25(Wed) 09:10:59 No.60356998 >he thought the world's largest economy O would lose a trade war 72 KB JPG ⠀ Anonymous (ID: PLp0y7wq) 05/14/25(Wed)09:14:49 No.60357028 Even more importantly, a consumer economy. We are 40% of the world's spending. Of course we have all of the leverage. We literally don't have to buy their s--- lol. >>60357434 # >>60359006 # >>60360765 # >>60360773 # >>60361289 # >>60361291 # >>60362083 # >>60362298 # >>60365348 # >>60366620 #

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Schizo posting: Gamer edition | /r/Greentext

Anonymous DARK AGES 21,475 players right now Zoom 48h 1w 1m 3m 6m 1y max 05/16/25(Fri)06:15:56 No.709850768 30,812 30,812 24-hour peak all-time peak 9 hours ago SteamDB.in 30k 20K 10k 0 15 May 03:00 06:00 09:00 12:00 15:00 18:00 21:00 16 May 03:00 1724329273678065.png 60 KB PNG >DOOM Eternal is ultra successful >ID is like: DOOD WHAT IF WE MADE IF SLOW AS S--- AND EASY AS F--- >DOOM 2025 releases >It's literally the biggest flop of all time Holy..... F---! Only TES 6 can save Bethesda now.

Anonymous DARK AGES 21,475 players right now Zoom 48h 1w 1m 3m 6m 1y max 05/16/25(Fri)06:15:56 No.709850768 30,812 30,812 24-hour peak all-time peak 9 hours ago SteamDB.in 30k 20K 10k 0 15 May 03:00 06:00 09:00 12:00 15:00 18:00 21:00 16 May 03:00 1724329273678065.png 60 KB PNG >DOOM Eternal is ultra successful >ID is like: DOOD WHAT IF WE MADE IF SLOW AS S--- AND EASY AS F--- >DOOM 2025 releases >It's literally the biggest flop of all time Holy..... F---! Only TES 6 can save Bethesda now.

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Nazi expansionism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous F------ S--- REINOUS ALBIO ANGLO JEWE OCKS GODA ENGLAND WI MU FIREBOMBIN THEY JUST DARDESE TYPHCE GAVE PUTOCOMMUN 553 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)02:07:08 No. 17690473 >brb invading France, Belgium, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Yugoslavia, Greece, and Russia >brb allying with people who will invade Ethiopia, Albania, China, most of Asia and the Pacific, and Hawaii for some reason >brb breaking every single international agreement made before and after my ascension to power >brb killing all internal political rivals >brb killing millions of civilians of different ethnic groups >brb assassinating King of Bulgaria >brb bombing British civilians >brb giving public speeches about how Germany needs to take over all of Eastern Europe >W-- why won't Britain and America negotiate with me???

Anonymous F------ S--- REINOUS ALBIO ANGLO JEWE OCKS GODA ENGLAND WI MU FIREBOMBIN THEY JUST DARDESE TYPHCE GAVE PUTOCOMMUN 553 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)02:07:08 No. 17690473 >brb invading France, Belgium, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Yugoslavia, Greece, and Russia >brb allying with people who will invade Ethiopia, Albania, China, most of Asia and the Pacific, and Hawaii for some reason >brb breaking every single international agreement made before and after my ascension to power >brb killing all internal political rivals >brb killing millions of civilians of different ethnic groups >brb assassinating King of Bulgaria >brb bombing British civilians >brb giving public speeches about how Germany needs to take over all of Eastern Europe >W-- why won't Britain and America negotiate with me???

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Fell for it again award | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>934576719 # 05/16/25(Fri)23:55:30 No.934576797 >Disease that kills 30,000-50,000 a year just f------ vanishes >People are dieing from New disease with virtually the exact same symptoms >New disease vanishes >Influenza suddenly back Yeah, not fishy at all >>934577039 # ⠀ Anonymous >>934576797 # >not fishy at all 05/17/25(Sat) 00:03:41 No.934577039 It's only fishy to idiots who cant think logically. Before you reply, don't forget that Covid test kits do not give positive results from influenza. Away you go. >>934577090 #

: Anonymous >>934576719 # 05/16/25(Fri)23:55:30 No.934576797 >Disease that kills 30,000-50,000 a year just f------ vanishes >People are dieing from New disease with virtually the exact same symptoms >New disease vanishes >Influenza suddenly back Yeah, not fishy at all >>934577039 # ⠀ Anonymous >>934576797 # >not fishy at all 05/17/25(Sat) 00:03:41 No.934577039 It's only fishy to idiots who cant think logically. Before you reply, don't forget that Covid test kits do not give positive results from influenza. Away you go. >>934577090 #

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Anon should be more appreciative | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)21:14:48 No.709839932 67 KB JPG >here is your 30-40 year old hag bro

Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)21:14:48 No.709839932 67 KB JPG >here is your 30-40 year old hag bro

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past vs future | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/16/25(Fri)12:15:04 No.210643054 >movie is set in the future >currency is called "credits" 118 KB PNG Anonymous >>210643054 (OP) # 05/16/25(Fri)12:45:03 No.210643326 >>movie is set in the future >different races from all over the universe all speak english N----, we are all the same species and not even 20% of us speak english >>210643342 # >>210643492 # Anonymous 32 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)12:47:12 No.210643342 >>210643326 # >movie is set in the past >everyone speaks english with a british accent >>210643443 # >>210643492 # >>210643529 # >>210643548 # >>210643584 #

Anonymous 05/16/25(Fri)12:15:04 No.210643054 >movie is set in the future >currency is called "credits" 118 KB PNG Anonymous >>210643054 (OP) # 05/16/25(Fri)12:45:03 No.210643326 >>movie is set in the future >different races from all over the universe all speak english N----, we are all the same species and not even 20% of us speak english >>210643342 # >>210643492 # Anonymous 32 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)12:47:12 No.210643342 >>210643326 # >movie is set in the past >everyone speaks english with a british accent >>210643443 # >>210643492 # >>210643529 # >>210643548 # >>210643584 #

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Balls may have been tripped. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous It's happening... CHEERS TO ALL THE FOLKS WHO DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH IN THE AGE OF INFORMATION IGNORANCE IS A CHOICE 126 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)00:41:19 No.934564908 >to much spiritual discomfort and self sacrifice DJT has successfully infiltrated THE elite p--- ring >a project which has spanned over THIRTY years >along with loyal patriots HE has been biding his time waiting for THIS perfect moment >more that half of Hollywood and Democrat elites have been linked and will be facing immediate and public execution >the storm is HERE and it WON'T be pretty for traitors and pedophiles 6 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous >>934564908 (OP) # F--- off, schizo : Anonymous >>934565079 # View Thread 05/16/25(Fri)00:59:12 No.934565100 05/16/25(Fri)01:00:04 No.934565111 Pretty good since you were just tripping balls and that actually didn't happen.

Anonymous It's happening... CHEERS TO ALL THE FOLKS WHO DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH IN THE AGE OF INFORMATION IGNORANCE IS A CHOICE 126 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)00:41:19 No.934564908 >to much spiritual discomfort and self sacrifice DJT has successfully infiltrated THE elite p--- ring >a project which has spanned over THIRTY years >along with loyal patriots HE has been biding his time waiting for THIS perfect moment >more that half of Hollywood and Democrat elites have been linked and will be facing immediate and public execution >the storm is HERE and it WON'T be pretty for traitors and pedophiles 6 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous >>934564908 (OP) # F--- off, schizo : Anonymous >>934565079 # View Thread 05/16/25(Fri)00:59:12 No.934565100 05/16/25(Fri)01:00:04 No.934565111 Pretty good since you were just tripping balls and that actually didn't happen.

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Anon will never afford a house | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: mp0Hvl25) 05/15/25(Thu)20:49:01 No.60364886 >look up houses online >can't afford any of them 443 KB JPG

⠀ Anonymous (ID: mp0Hvl25) 05/15/25(Thu)20:49:01 No.60364886 >look up houses online >can't afford any of them 443 KB JPG

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Anon discovers his company is IP banned | /r/Greentext

File: Julius.jpg (46 KB, 434x516) Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)17:51:34 No.934524445 >>934524697 >>934524722 >>934524911 >go on 4chan during lunch break >company IP is banned >check what its banned for >its a log post >mfw someone at my company is a logposter >> Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)18:02:36 No.934524697 Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)18:04:21 No.934524722 >>934524902 >>934524445 (OP) It's just one guy >> Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)18:11:28 No.934524902 File: meds.png (550 KB, 1138x640) >>934524722 It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's cl on guy all one guy

File: Julius.jpg (46 KB, 434x516) Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)17:51:34 No.934524445 >>934524697 >>934524722 >>934524911 >go on 4chan during lunch break >company IP is banned >check what its banned for >its a log post >mfw someone at my company is a logposter >> Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)18:02:36 No.934524697 Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)18:04:21 No.934524722 >>934524902 >>934524445 (OP) It's just one guy >> Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)18:11:28 No.934524902 File: meds.png (550 KB, 1138x640) >>934524722 It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's cl on guy all one guy

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Tsk, Japan.... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous VIOLENT INCELS BODYSLAM WOMEN (...) 136 KB JPG W-- 05/14/25(Wed) 23:56:48 No.81170446 https://metro.co.uk/2025/05/07/wome n-body-slammed-terrifying-trend-spr eading-across-london-23034187/ >Butsukari otoko is a trend originating in Japan, and translates to 'bumping man'. It started with men ramming into woman in busy train stations, but has since spread outside of stations into streets and, now, into other countries. The attacker 'gets off' on feeling superior to the victim, who is often left shaken and injured after the incident. These are a F------ assaults! You can't F------ do this and get away with it! 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

Anonymous VIOLENT INCELS BODYSLAM WOMEN (...) 136 KB JPG W-- 05/14/25(Wed) 23:56:48 No.81170446 https://metro.co.uk/2025/05/07/wome n-body-slammed-terrifying-trend-spr eading-across-london-23034187/ >Butsukari otoko is a trend originating in Japan, and translates to 'bumping man'. It started with men ramming into woman in busy train stations, but has since spread outside of stations into streets and, now, into other countries. The attacker 'gets off' on feeling superior to the victim, who is often left shaken and injured after the incident. These are a F------ assaults! You can't F------ do this and get away with it! 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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