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Anon visits Taco Bell | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB JPG 06/21/25(Sat) 23:29:03 No.936070767 >Be me >Eat like s--- most of my life >Normal s---- >Decide to eat healthy for a change to be better >Cut out Soda and fast food >Normal S---- >Couple weeks later, going out with friends and we eat fast food >Decide to treat myself >Next day >Massive explosive diarrhea The f---?
Anonymous 31 KB JPG 06/21/25(Sat) 23:29:03 No.936070767 >Be me >Eat like s--- most of my life >Normal s---- >Decide to eat healthy for a change to be better >Cut out Soda and fast food >Normal S---- >Couple weeks later, going out with friends and we eat fast food >Decide to treat myself >Next day >Massive explosive diarrhea The f---?

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Anon is born a boy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 605 KB PNG 06/21/25(Sat) 17:18:10 No.81565145 >born as a male >fat goes to my ass which make it bubbly >it also goes to my thigh, which makes it somewhat thick >despite working out and my weight is normal, it wont go away what the f---
Anonymous 605 KB PNG 06/21/25(Sat) 17:18:10 No.81565145 >born as a male >fat goes to my ass which make it bubbly >it also goes to my thigh, which makes it somewhat thick >despite working out and my weight is normal, it wont go away what the f---

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Anon on the War on Terror | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: ZLQluv4W 06/19/25(Thu)16:56:42 No.507986395 46 KB JPG open f------ secret >Saddam Hussein plans to sell oil to Europe in euros, not dollars >Guy in prison says "he's building f------ nukes" >America invades, kills f------ Saddam, wrecks Iraq >No f------ WMDs found >Israeli nuclear program is literally an >They're not in the f------ NPT >They have f------ 80+ warheads >America: "f------ best friends forever" >Billions in aid >No f------ inspections >No f------ consequences >World says nothing >This is fine.jpeg
⠀ Anonymous (ID: ZLQluv4W 06/19/25(Thu)16:56:42 No.507986395 46 KB JPG open f------ secret >Saddam Hussein plans to sell oil to Europe in euros, not dollars >Guy in prison says "he's building f------ nukes" >America invades, kills f------ Saddam, wrecks Iraq >No f------ WMDs found >Israeli nuclear program is literally an >They're not in the f------ NPT >They have f------ 80+ warheads >America: "f------ best friends forever" >Billions in aid >No f------ inspections >No f------ consequences >World says nothing >This is fine.jpeg

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Collapse of Communism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous "I don't have enough money to pay 06/20/25(Fri)19:02:59 No. 17779798 my student loans or buy a house!" How do communists reconcile the Monthly Budget RENT $1.500 GROCERIES5500 TRANSPORT$250 Total $2750 Q CERTIFIED GOOD BOY 53 KB JPG trilemma of the collapse of the Soviet Union and the global dominance of capitalism and NATO? >Option 1: Capitalism defeated communism because liberal democracy and market economies were superior - implying that Marxist theory was flawed or outdated. >Option 2: The communist bloc could have defeated NATO and capitalism, but chose not to even as - workers' movements were suppressed, socialist states collapsed, and inequality soared globally. This implies communist leaders were negligent or lacked conviction. >Option 3: Capitalism triumphed and communism - collapsed because the latter was never truly viable ― suggesting that the core ideals of Marxism-Leninism are utopian and unworkable in practice.
Anonymous "I don't have enough money to pay 06/20/25(Fri)19:02:59 No. 17779798 my student loans or buy a house!" How do communists reconcile the Monthly Budget RENT $1.500 GROCERIES5500 TRANSPORT$250 Total $2750 Q CERTIFIED GOOD BOY 53 KB JPG trilemma of the collapse of the Soviet Union and the global dominance of capitalism and NATO? >Option 1: Capitalism defeated communism because liberal democracy and market economies were superior - implying that Marxist theory was flawed or outdated. >Option 2: The communist bloc could have defeated NATO and capitalism, but chose not to even as - workers' movements were suppressed, socialist states collapsed, and inequality soared globally. This implies communist leaders were negligent or lacked conviction. >Option 3: Capitalism triumphed and communism - collapsed because the latter was never truly viable ― suggesting that the core ideals of Marxism-Leninism are utopian and unworkable in practice.

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Anon on Redditors offering advice. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous EDDIT lounge 06/21/25(Sat) 10:57:01 No.81564561 EASTERN 1.15 MB JPG Whenever you hear opinions such as: >you need to touch grass >visit a therapist >listen to women >work on yourself >stop blaming others then I just want you to remember that these are the people you're talking to.
Anonymous EDDIT lounge 06/21/25(Sat) 10:57:01 No.81564561 EASTERN 1.15 MB JPG Whenever you hear opinions such as: >you need to touch grass >visit a therapist >listen to women >work on yourself >stop blaming others then I just want you to remember that these are the people you're talking to.

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/v/irgin anon got scared | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)03:04:44 No.373487654 3 handsome.jpg 29 KB JPG I legit got paranoid as f--- and thought the game was using my webcam when this guy showed up.
Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)03:04:44 No.373487654 3 handsome.jpg 29 KB JPG I legit got paranoid as f--- and thought the game was using my webcam when this guy showed up.

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Anon makes a friend. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous NSTER 122 KB JPG 06/21/25(Sat)09:47:32 No.81563995 >join a club and meet a dude there >think i made my first actual friend >he invites me to a house party >i get there, its 5 degrees outside but i know ill be warm inside >text him im here >10 minutes later >no response >text him again >he responds and tells me he'll open the door >20 minutes later >text him again >no response >clearly hear the party going on >go home I think I should've blown their building up.
Anonymous NSTER 122 KB JPG 06/21/25(Sat)09:47:32 No.81563995 >join a club and meet a dude there >think i made my first actual friend >he invites me to a house party >i get there, its 5 degrees outside but i know ill be warm inside >text him im here >10 minutes later >no response >text him again >he responds and tells me he'll open the door >20 minutes later >text him again >no response >clearly hear the party going on >go home I think I should've blown their building up.

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Litter buggin' | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 39 KB JPG 06/21/25(Sat) 02:02:34 No.81562366 >be walking outside with an empty bottle >decide to throw it on the sidewalk, someone will collect the empty bottle for the 25 cents soon anyway >suddenly a woman yells at me in her car from across the street >she floors it and blocks my path on the sidewalk >"YOU HAVE TO THROW THAT IN THE TRASHCAN" >I just say what the f--- and keep walking >250 pound hambeast gets out of the car and starts grabbing my shirt "THROW IT IN THE TRASH!" >I just keep walking >"I'LL REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE!!" Literally how to handle this situation? I know if I assault a woman in any way im f----- but I don't want to take this kind of s--- from people. : Anonymous 06/21/25(Sat)02:03:44 No.81562370 laugh at them, start recording, and call the police. no one's above the law lel sorry you had to go through that, i hate people
Anonymous 39 KB JPG 06/21/25(Sat) 02:02:34 No.81562366 >be walking outside with an empty bottle >decide to throw it on the sidewalk, someone will collect the empty bottle for the 25 cents soon anyway >suddenly a woman yells at me in her car from across the street >she floors it and blocks my path on the sidewalk >"YOU HAVE TO THROW THAT IN THE TRASHCAN" >I just say what the f--- and keep walking >250 pound hambeast gets out of the car and starts grabbing my shirt "THROW IT IN THE TRASH!" >I just keep walking >"I'LL REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE!!" Literally how to handle this situation? I know if I assault a woman in any way im f----- but I don't want to take this kind of s--- from people. : Anonymous 06/21/25(Sat)02:03:44 No.81562370 laugh at them, start recording, and call the police. no one's above the law lel sorry you had to go through that, i hate people

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Anons on Womens Issues | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: nPETy/wH) ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/21/25(Sat)03:32:19 No.508172356 m+ EXCLUSIVE Influencers lay bare the horrors of Dubai where women are lured by promises of free holidays and fame before being subjected to the most degrading sex acts imaginable f 1 453 comments 12:14 EDT 20 Jun 2025, updated 12:15 EDT 20 Jun 2025 Why is Dubai so degenerate? 314 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: QajuBjmy) [+] >>508172356 (OP) 06/21/25(Sat)03:33:32 No.508172430 >oh noooo i was tricked and got so much money ahhhh Anonymous (ID: 1810hph2 ) 06/21/25(Sat)03:34:11 No.508172455 >>508172356 (OP). >Only after eating a gallon of s--- I realised I was abused
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: nPETy/wH) ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/21/25(Sat)03:32:19 No.508172356 m+ EXCLUSIVE Influencers lay bare the horrors of Dubai where women are lured by promises of free holidays and fame before being subjected to the most degrading sex acts imaginable f 1 453 comments 12:14 EDT 20 Jun 2025, updated 12:15 EDT 20 Jun 2025 Why is Dubai so degenerate? 314 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: QajuBjmy) [+] >>508172356 (OP) 06/21/25(Sat)03:33:32 No.508172430 >oh noooo i was tricked and got so much money ahhhh Anonymous (ID: 1810hph2 ) 06/21/25(Sat)03:34:11 No.508172455 >>508172356 (OP). >Only after eating a gallon of s--- I realised I was abused

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Another Weasley, eh! Anon knows just what to do with you... | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0162.jpg (5 KB, 300x168) Anonymous 06/21/25 >>211770066 >>211771685 >MALE!
File: IMG_0162.jpg (5 KB, 300x168) Anonymous 06/21/25 >>211770066 >>211771685 >MALE!

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Anon goes to a baseball game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)02:29:28 No.149307788 >>149307840 >>149307953 >>149308096 >>149310831 File: kc.jpg (92 KB, 1177x1187) FE >be me, 33m >recently ended relationship with woman I was dating for 4 years >most friends have families or kids >I live alone and am sad >at home last night after work, bored, lonely >high school across the street from my apartment is having a varsity baseball game >school has one of the best teams in the state >like sports, might be fun to watch >put on favorite sports team gear >KC Royals hat and jacket (don't live there now, but grew up in Kansas) >sitting alone in top part of bleachers >game is fun to watch, both teams are good >some guy approaches me out of the blue >asks me if I'm a pro scout >pepemakingthatface.exe >tell him yes, I'm looking at prospects for the 2026 MLB Draft >guy gets all excited >starts telling me about his son that plays on one of the teams >start making s--- up that I've heard great things about his son >guy is trying to play it cool because he thinks he's talking to an actual KC Royals scout >after the game, guy introduces me to his wife and son >son is short, fat, unathletic little f----- >tell son he's been on our club's radar for a while now >kid is overjoyed, parents looking at each other with so much pride >dad asks me what my name is >(think quickly, anon) >"Uh...Chuck. Chuck McGill." >dad wants to exchange numbers >okay, sure >give him my actual number like a retard >this morning >the dad texts me about how it was nice to meet me and if I'm still in town >invites me over for dinner with his family to discuss son's future in MLB >they're making lobster How far do I take this ruse, bros?
Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)02:29:28 No.149307788 >>149307840 >>149307953 >>149308096 >>149310831 File: kc.jpg (92 KB, 1177x1187) FE >be me, 33m >recently ended relationship with woman I was dating for 4 years >most friends have families or kids >I live alone and am sad >at home last night after work, bored, lonely >high school across the street from my apartment is having a varsity baseball game >school has one of the best teams in the state >like sports, might be fun to watch >put on favorite sports team gear >KC Royals hat and jacket (don't live there now, but grew up in Kansas) >sitting alone in top part of bleachers >game is fun to watch, both teams are good >some guy approaches me out of the blue >asks me if I'm a pro scout >pepemakingthatface.exe >tell him yes, I'm looking at prospects for the 2026 MLB Draft >guy gets all excited >starts telling me about his son that plays on one of the teams >start making s--- up that I've heard great things about his son >guy is trying to play it cool because he thinks he's talking to an actual KC Royals scout >after the game, guy introduces me to his wife and son >son is short, fat, unathletic little f----- >tell son he's been on our club's radar for a while now >kid is overjoyed, parents looking at each other with so much pride >dad asks me what my name is >(think quickly, anon) >"Uh...Chuck. Chuck McGill." >dad wants to exchange numbers >okay, sure >give him my actual number like a retard >this morning >the dad texts me about how it was nice to meet me and if I'm still in town >invites me over for dinner with his family to discuss son's future in MLB >they're making lobster How far do I take this ruse, bros?

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This again... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: DmPw1n81 NO MORE FEMALE TEACHERS UNTIL (...) 32 KB JPG 06/20/25(Fri)08:38:51 No.508099862 https://x.com/Collin Rugg/status/193 6079004852986145 >22-year-old New York school employee charged with a felony for allegedly sending nudes to a 14-year-old. >Anamaria Milazzo has been arrested for sending the photos to a young boy. She has allegedly been sending them to him for three months. Anonymous (ID: HFw0+gqC) E 06/20/25(Fri)08:39:53 No.508099939 >>508099862 (OP) # I need to see the evidence. Anonymous (ID: h6pFmnEC ) 06/20/25(Fri)08:39:57 No.508099947 >>508099862 (OP) # based : Anonymous (ID: zjbajBPs) >>508099862 (OP) # 06/20/25(Fri)08:41:14 No.508100046 >putting slutty 20 year old sluts around horny teenagers >>508102409 #
Anonymous (ID: DmPw1n81 NO MORE FEMALE TEACHERS UNTIL (...) 32 KB JPG 06/20/25(Fri)08:38:51 No.508099862 https://x.com/Collin Rugg/status/193 6079004852986145 >22-year-old New York school employee charged with a felony for allegedly sending nudes to a 14-year-old. >Anamaria Milazzo has been arrested for sending the photos to a young boy. She has allegedly been sending them to him for three months. Anonymous (ID: HFw0+gqC) E 06/20/25(Fri)08:39:53 No.508099939 >>508099862 (OP) # I need to see the evidence. Anonymous (ID: h6pFmnEC ) 06/20/25(Fri)08:39:57 No.508099947 >>508099862 (OP) # based : Anonymous (ID: zjbajBPs) >>508099862 (OP) # 06/20/25(Fri)08:41:14 No.508100046 >putting slutty 20 year old sluts around horny teenagers >>508102409 #

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Anon doesn't understand the way of life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG 06/20/25(Fri)21:20:05 No.81553838 Yesterday I >cut my hair >shaved >took my vitamins >cleaned my ears >flossed >brushed my teeth >cleaned my room >read a lot >exercised >slept 8 hours and now i woke up and i still just F------ HATE life and want to die. F--- this, it doesnt matter how much i do i just hate this f------ life : Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)21:20:59 No.81553850 You're supposed to that because you like it anon >>81553872 # Anonymous >>81553850 # 06/20/25(Fri)21:23:03 No.81553872 oh just f--- off you dont know how the world works stop pretending you do
Anonymous 54 KB JPG 06/20/25(Fri)21:20:05 No.81553838 Yesterday I >cut my hair >shaved >took my vitamins >cleaned my ears >flossed >brushed my teeth >cleaned my room >read a lot >exercised >slept 8 hours and now i woke up and i still just F------ HATE life and want to die. F--- this, it doesnt matter how much i do i just hate this f------ life : Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)21:20:59 No.81553850 You're supposed to that because you like it anon >>81553872 # Anonymous >>81553850 # 06/20/25(Fri)21:23:03 No.81553872 oh just f--- off you dont know how the world works stop pretending you do

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Anon improoves. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Yesterday I 06/20/25(Fri)11:50:05 No.81553838 >cut my hair >shaved >took my vitamins >cleaned my ears >flossed >brushed my teeth 54 KB JPG >cleaned my room >read a lot >exercised >slept 8 hours and now i woke up and i still just F------ HATE life and want to die. F--- this, it doesnt matter how much i do i just hate this f------ life
Anonymous Yesterday I 06/20/25(Fri)11:50:05 No.81553838 >cut my hair >shaved >took my vitamins >cleaned my ears >flossed >brushed my teeth 54 KB JPG >cleaned my room >read a lot >exercised >slept 8 hours and now i woke up and i still just F------ HATE life and want to die. F--- this, it doesnt matter how much i do i just hate this f------ life

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Anon is a steam user. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)09:35:47 No.81552843 >500 games in steam library >160 games on steam wishlist >spend all day on 4chan and youtube 454 KB PNG
Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)09:35:47 No.81552843 >500 games in steam library >160 games on steam wishlist >spend all day on 4chan and youtube 454 KB PNG

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Anon has a point | /r/Greentext

sue >>638811786 (You) not everything needs to be turned into an anime girl
sue >>638811786 (You) not everything needs to be turned into an anime girl

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