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Anon gets ditched | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/15/25(Sun)03:32:47 No.81497724 guts-embracing-his-sword-v0-z5u91ylvtzm91.jpg 127 KB JPG >Go to a concert with cousin, his wife, and two female acquaintances hoping to score with one of them >The two girs disappear in the crowd for the whole night while I stay as a third wheel like an idiot with my cousin and his wife If you're a beta, don't even try dude. It's a brutal world. out there. F--- women.
: Anonymous 06/15/25(Sun)03:32:47 No.81497724 guts-embracing-his-sword-v0-z5u91ylvtzm91.jpg 127 KB JPG >Go to a concert with cousin, his wife, and two female acquaintances hoping to score with one of them >The two girs disappear in the crowd for the whole night while I stay as a third wheel like an idiot with my cousin and his wife If you're a beta, don't even try dude. It's a brutal world. out there. F--- women.

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Anon is a pilot | /r/Greentext

Screen Shot 2025-06-15 at(...).png (191 KB, 612x487) google yandex iqdb wait >good thing i'm a good pilot >check rearview mirror >convenientcop.jpg >f--- >weeoooweeoooweeooo.mp3 >cop flies alongside me Anonymous 06/15/25(Sun)06:41:45 No.935805114 >be me >pilot >flying from boston to somewhere, idk i'll check the flight plan >cruising at 35,000 feet >traffic light up ahead >turns yellow >floor it >fly through intersection right after light turns red >narrowly miss a 777 >"sir, are you aware you didn't stop for that red light" >"ummm n-n-no officer" >he smells the jack and crack on my breath >"step out of the plane, please" >fall to my death >mfw
Screen Shot 2025-06-15 at(...).png (191 KB, 612x487) google yandex iqdb wait >good thing i'm a good pilot >check rearview mirror >convenientcop.jpg >f--- >weeoooweeoooweeooo.mp3 >cop flies alongside me Anonymous 06/15/25(Sun)06:41:45 No.935805114 >be me >pilot >flying from boston to somewhere, idk i'll check the flight plan >cruising at 35,000 feet >traffic light up ahead >turns yellow >floor it >fly through intersection right after light turns red >narrowly miss a 777 >"sir, are you aware you didn't stop for that red light" >"ummm n-n-no officer" >he smells the jack and crack on my breath >"step out of the plane, please" >fall to my death >mfw

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ISIS is Beta | /r/Greentext

511 KB GIF >>43249883 (OP) # >the recent uproar in the middle east is an example >people go to ISIS to get waifus >ISIS only attacks normy events (concerts, christmas markets) >ISIS is full of people who were unsuccessful in their lives >some ISIS accounts have anime avatars >mfw ISIS is actually THE beta uprising
511 KB GIF >>43249883 (OP) # >the recent uproar in the middle east is an example >people go to ISIS to get waifus >ISIS only attacks normy events (concerts, christmas markets) >ISIS is full of people who were unsuccessful in their lives >some ISIS accounts have anime avatars >mfw ISIS is actually THE beta uprising

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Anon reads Plato | /r/Greentext

>reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---
>reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---

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Anon on r/TwoXChromosomes. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)04:09:22 No.81488402 >browser/TwoXChromosomes >immediately become much more misogynistic What causes this? 138 KB JPG Anonymous >>81488402 (OP) >Walk near wasp hive >Repeatedly stung Why did this happen bros? 06/14/25(Sat) 04:19:44 No.81488441
Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)04:09:22 No.81488402 >browser/TwoXChromosomes >immediately become much more misogynistic What causes this? 138 KB JPG Anonymous >>81488402 (OP) >Walk near wasp hive >Repeatedly stung Why did this happen bros? 06/14/25(Sat) 04:19:44 No.81488441

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Anon gets to go to the planetarium | /r/Greentext

29 KB JPG >be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i don't get enough attention >takes me to the planetarium every other weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive >thanks dad
29 KB JPG >be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i don't get enough attention >takes me to the planetarium every other weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive >thanks dad

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The wonder of Uanon | /r/Greentext

Everything I like gets cancelled, what should I do? Everything I like gets cancell(...) 225 KB JPG 06/14/25(Sat) 10:48:23 No.81488311 >favourite Singer is Kanye(graduation rocks) >favourite car is the tesla cybertruck(it looks so f------ cool) >favourite game character is Mccree(I f------ love cowboys) >favourite youtuber is Mr. Beast(come on he was irl wonka) >favourite pokemon was typhlosion(a vocano ferret is such a cool idea) >favourite book is Harry potter(I f------ love wizard schools) >favourite TV show was early Rick and Morty(I know it's reddit as f--- but it's some nice guilty pleasure) >favourite SCP doctor was bright(come on he's so funny) >favourite food is chocolate(it was so sweet and fragrant) >favourite anime is Kenshin(come on man I just love the little red samurai guy) Is my superpower bringing downfall to the franchises | liked? Because almost everything I like is revealed to be made by some major scumbag and I can't even talk about them without some f------ moral nazi throwing paragraphs of hate to me. Anonymous >>81488311 (OP) # >Kanye got cancelled 06/14/25(Sat) 10:56:24 No.81488347
Everything I like gets cancelled, what should I do? Everything I like gets cancell(...) 225 KB JPG 06/14/25(Sat) 10:48:23 No.81488311 >favourite Singer is Kanye(graduation rocks) >favourite car is the tesla cybertruck(it looks so f------ cool) >favourite game character is Mccree(I f------ love cowboys) >favourite youtuber is Mr. Beast(come on he was irl wonka) >favourite pokemon was typhlosion(a vocano ferret is such a cool idea) >favourite book is Harry potter(I f------ love wizard schools) >favourite TV show was early Rick and Morty(I know it's reddit as f--- but it's some nice guilty pleasure) >favourite SCP doctor was bright(come on he's so funny) >favourite food is chocolate(it was so sweet and fragrant) >favourite anime is Kenshin(come on man I just love the little red samurai guy) Is my superpower bringing downfall to the franchises | liked? Because almost everything I like is revealed to be made by some major scumbag and I can't even talk about them without some f------ moral nazi throwing paragraphs of hate to me. Anonymous >>81488311 (OP) # >Kanye got cancelled 06/14/25(Sat) 10:56:24 No.81488347

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Anon is Hard to Please | /r/Greentext

File: E.jpg (119 KB, 666x674) ☐ Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat) 12:48:13 No.211431840 >>211431939 >>211432046 >>211432119 >>211432251 >>211433542 >>211434320 >>211435658 >>211439054 >>211439658 >>211441533 >>211441552 >>211442191 >post-apocalyptic setting >fat people immersion broken ☐ Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat) 12:49:27 No.211431887 >no racial gangs >no r--- >bum sex without lube or antibiotics >> ☐ Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat) 12:50:42 No.211431937 File: 1748714410702632.png (397 KB, 706x626) >a tough woman leader that gang of killers and cutthroats follow >> Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat) 12:59:25 No.211432251 >>211432317 >>211436189 File: tlou women in charge.jpg (697 KB, 1280x5037) >>211431840 (OP) >post-apocalyptic setting >All the leaders are women immersion broken Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)13:12:50 No.211432831 ► File: MV5BZmMwNTMyZjYtZDNIZS000(...).jpg (144 KB, 1000x1500) THREADS >post nuclear setting >no one even thinks about leaving the city for five months ☐ Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat) 13:29:13 No.211433542 ► File: Zorg_fav.gif (499 KB, 500x206) My favourite. >>211431840 (OP). >post-apocalyptic setting >fat people >they're cannibals immersion sustained enjoyment heightened ☐ Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)14:00:56 No.211434803 ►>>211437633 File: west.jpg (119 KB, 800x686) >no sex for 28 days >become murderous r----- immersion broken ☐ Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat) 14:38:57 No.211436189 ► >>211432251 >>post-apocalyptic setting >>All the leaders are women >Society can't recover because they would rather kill each other over grudges than work together to kill all of the zombies and burn every cordyceps Immersion restored
File: E.jpg (119 KB, 666x674) ☐ Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat) 12:48:13 No.211431840 >>211431939 >>211432046 >>211432119 >>211432251 >>211433542 >>211434320 >>211435658 >>211439054 >>211439658 >>211441533 >>211441552 >>211442191 >post-apocalyptic setting >fat people immersion broken ☐ Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat) 12:49:27 No.211431887 >no racial gangs >no r--- >bum sex without lube or antibiotics >> ☐ Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat) 12:50:42 No.211431937 File: 1748714410702632.png (397 KB, 706x626) >a tough woman leader that gang of killers and cutthroats follow >> Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat) 12:59:25 No.211432251 >>211432317 >>211436189 File: tlou women in charge.jpg (697 KB, 1280x5037) >>211431840 (OP) >post-apocalyptic setting >All the leaders are women immersion broken Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)13:12:50 No.211432831 ► File: MV5BZmMwNTMyZjYtZDNIZS000(...).jpg (144 KB, 1000x1500) THREADS >post nuclear setting >no one even thinks about leaving the city for five months ☐ Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat) 13:29:13 No.211433542 ► File: Zorg_fav.gif (499 KB, 500x206) My favourite. >>211431840 (OP). >post-apocalyptic setting >fat people >they're cannibals immersion sustained enjoyment heightened ☐ Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)14:00:56 No.211434803 ►>>211437633 File: west.jpg (119 KB, 800x686) >no sex for 28 days >become murderous r----- immersion broken ☐ Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat) 14:38:57 No.211436189 ► >>211432251 >>post-apocalyptic setting >>All the leaders are women >Society can't recover because they would rather kill each other over grudges than work together to kill all of the zombies and burn every cordyceps Immersion restored

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Anon gets burned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 78 KB JPG some boipucci >be me 06/14/25(Sat)00:24:35 No.81488218 >have mtf qt3.14 in friend group >petite, slender build, haircut and makeup looking sexy >not passing 100% yet honestly but probably will soon >develop major crush on her >daydreaming about getting some premium blowies and maybe even >had some girlfriends before but got burned pretty bad >actually quit dating a few years ago >hoping this will be a good way for me to get back out there >talking to her a lot at friend's graduation party >vibe is right, decide to ask her out >she seems kind of shocked >she agrees but it got kind of awkward honestly >not sure what to make of it so decide just to stay positive about the situation >fast forward a week >she cancels a few hours before the date She posted a pic the next day of her with a guy. He's at least 6'2" (I'm 5'10"). It also turns out that me asking her out has become kind of joke and I'm feeling myself getting pushed out of the group. I don't know what to do next. Should I just apologize for the whole thing? 1 Reply : Anonymous >>81488218 (OP) # View Thread 06/14/25(Sat) 04:13:24 No.81489256 Oooooof best to leave and never talk to the group again
: Anonymous 78 KB JPG some boipucci >be me 06/14/25(Sat)00:24:35 No.81488218 >have mtf qt3.14 in friend group >petite, slender build, haircut and makeup looking sexy >not passing 100% yet honestly but probably will soon >develop major crush on her >daydreaming about getting some premium blowies and maybe even >had some girlfriends before but got burned pretty bad >actually quit dating a few years ago >hoping this will be a good way for me to get back out there >talking to her a lot at friend's graduation party >vibe is right, decide to ask her out >she seems kind of shocked >she agrees but it got kind of awkward honestly >not sure what to make of it so decide just to stay positive about the situation >fast forward a week >she cancels a few hours before the date She posted a pic the next day of her with a guy. He's at least 6'2" (I'm 5'10"). It also turns out that me asking her out has become kind of joke and I'm feeling myself getting pushed out of the group. I don't know what to do next. Should I just apologize for the whole thing? 1 Reply : Anonymous >>81488218 (OP) # View Thread 06/14/25(Sat) 04:13:24 No.81489256 Oooooof best to leave and never talk to the group again

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Anon Doesn't Understand Demi Lardner | /r/Greentext

File: 005056436627.jpg (62 KB, 618x710) ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:53:05 No.211313245 >>211313262 >>211313284 >>211313557 >>211313642 >>211313872 >>211314042 >>211317841 >>211318189 >Australian comedy ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:53:50 No.211313262 >>211317810 >>211317828 >>211313245 (OP). Is it a girl or a boy ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:54:22 No.211313276 >>211313262 Yes >>211313276 >>211313404 ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:56:32 No.211313300 ►>>211313331 >>211313344 >>211313941 >>211313961 >>211314050 >>211314145 >>211314349 >>211314819 >>211315968 File: gettyimages-2166052398.jpg (426 KB, 2400x1592) PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS BAAAA SARIS 2024 2024 >Australia comedy but actually funny ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)16:11:21 No.211313557 >>211313582 >>211313245 (OP). Would. ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)16:35:59 No.211313872 >>211313245 (OP) The "Dad's google history" is a great concept and the routine would be really funny if this woman wasn't so personally repellant. ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)16:41:10 No.211313941 ► File: images(13).jpg (24 KB, 480x360) >>211313300 >But actually funny ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)17:46:50 No.211314819 >>211313300 >mmm did I hear someone wanted to see my mum's breakdance routine?
File: 005056436627.jpg (62 KB, 618x710) ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:53:05 No.211313245 >>211313262 >>211313284 >>211313557 >>211313642 >>211313872 >>211314042 >>211317841 >>211318189 >Australian comedy ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:53:50 No.211313262 >>211317810 >>211317828 >>211313245 (OP). Is it a girl or a boy ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:54:22 No.211313276 >>211313262 Yes >>211313276 >>211313404 ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:56:32 No.211313300 ►>>211313331 >>211313344 >>211313941 >>211313961 >>211314050 >>211314145 >>211314349 >>211314819 >>211315968 File: gettyimages-2166052398.jpg (426 KB, 2400x1592) PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS BAAAA SARIS 2024 2024 >Australia comedy but actually funny ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)16:11:21 No.211313557 >>211313582 >>211313245 (OP). Would. ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)16:35:59 No.211313872 >>211313245 (OP) The "Dad's google history" is a great concept and the routine would be really funny if this woman wasn't so personally repellant. ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)16:41:10 No.211313941 ► File: images(13).jpg (24 KB, 480x360) >>211313300 >But actually funny ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)17:46:50 No.211314819 >>211313300 >mmm did I hear someone wanted to see my mum's breakdance routine?

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Anon doesnt understand allah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat) 14:44:31 No.194671663 John, you filthy infidel, these will be your lands. Whatever.... Ahmad, my most devoted follower. I grant you this desert. Alhamdulillah! thank you so much Allah-san! Allah.png 1.17 MB PNG What did Allah mean by this? Anonymous >>194671663 (OP) # gem 03/09/24(Sat) 14:45:43 No.194671707
: Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat) 14:44:31 No.194671663 John, you filthy infidel, these will be your lands. Whatever.... Ahmad, my most devoted follower. I grant you this desert. Alhamdulillah! thank you so much Allah-san! Allah.png 1.17 MB PNG What did Allah mean by this? Anonymous >>194671663 (OP) # gem 03/09/24(Sat) 14:45:43 No.194671707

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Anon made me horny and jerk off | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)03:40:13 No.935735433 Anyone else incapable of feeling any sort of pleasure? And where the f--- do you go from here? I haven't been happy in years, and it's progressively gotten worse to the point where I don't even get small glimpses of happiness anymore. I don't remember the last time I genuinely laughed or smiled. Or even just felt excited about something. Even cheap thrills like videos games or TV shows, I haven't played or watched anything in literal years. I don't get enjoyment from absolutely anything. 30 KB JPG Tried meds, SSRIs, mood stabilizers, wellbutrin, etc nothing worked. They either didn't do s--- or made me insane. No one understands... I'm not "going through a rough time” nothing is wrong. My brain just cannot produce happy chemicals or whatever the f---. Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)03:41:20 No.935735477 >Anyone else incapable of feeling any sort of pleasure? yes. didn't read the rest Imao pwned : Anonymous >>935735433 (OP) # i know what you mean 06/14/25(Sat)03:44:16 No.935735610
Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)03:40:13 No.935735433 Anyone else incapable of feeling any sort of pleasure? And where the f--- do you go from here? I haven't been happy in years, and it's progressively gotten worse to the point where I don't even get small glimpses of happiness anymore. I don't remember the last time I genuinely laughed or smiled. Or even just felt excited about something. Even cheap thrills like videos games or TV shows, I haven't played or watched anything in literal years. I don't get enjoyment from absolutely anything. 30 KB JPG Tried meds, SSRIs, mood stabilizers, wellbutrin, etc nothing worked. They either didn't do s--- or made me insane. No one understands... I'm not "going through a rough time” nothing is wrong. My brain just cannot produce happy chemicals or whatever the f---. Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)03:41:20 No.935735477 >Anyone else incapable of feeling any sort of pleasure? yes. didn't read the rest Imao pwned : Anonymous >>935735433 (OP) # i know what you mean 06/14/25(Sat)03:44:16 No.935735610

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The real male fantasy is being accepted for who you are | /r/Greentext

09/03/24(Tue)10:00:07 No.270631000 Anonymous Female self-insert Male self-insert anime self-inserts.png 880 KB PNG Why do men not want to self-insert as attractive, high-value males?
09/03/24(Tue)10:00:07 No.270631000 Anonymous Female self-insert Male self-insert anime self-inserts.png 880 KB PNG Why do men not want to self-insert as attractive, high-value males?

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Be me straight. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Am I gay now? 06/12/25(Thu)06:16:57 No.40031304 I'm straight but couple days ago I got unbelieveable fellatio from a femboy. Like I almost passed out when I came. I felt so dizzy I had trouble standing up. Now I struggle to think anything else.
: Anonymous Am I gay now? 06/12/25(Thu)06:16:57 No.40031304 I'm straight but couple days ago I got unbelieveable fellatio from a femboy. Like I almost passed out when I came. I felt so dizzy I had trouble standing up. Now I struggle to think anything else.

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Be me, be fish | /r/Greentext

>be me >fish ><V
>be me >fish ><V

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>We gotta do something about trans people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: 329 KB PNG mass shooting >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"
Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: 329 KB PNG mass shooting >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"

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