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Anon tries to find friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.24398313 15 minutes ago >want to make more friends but timid and not sure how >start searching online and chatting with people around the world 000 >find a local group that seems anti-social and hating degeneracy >soundsgud@aol.com >invite me to join their club >two days later, cops show up at my house, want to ask me questions Turns out I joined ISIS by mistake. Will this hurt my chances of getting a GF 1 reply
Anonymous No.24398313 15 minutes ago >want to make more friends but timid and not sure how >start searching online and chatting with people around the world 000 >find a local group that seems anti-social and hating degeneracy >soundsgud@aol.com >invite me to join their club >two days later, cops show up at my house, want to ask me questions Turns out I joined ISIS by mistake. Will this hurt my chances of getting a GF 1 reply

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Anon on the Aryan Brotherhood. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >r--- 07/11/25(Fri)01:19:15 No.81779610 >kill ROTHERHOO >steal TRX 30 KB JPG >sell drugs >partners up with gangs of non european blood >tattoo themselves from top to bottom >look like mentally ill freaks >claim to be the superior, more civilized race are they stupid?
Anonymous >r--- 07/11/25(Fri)01:19:15 No.81779610 >kill ROTHERHOO >steal TRX 30 KB JPG >sell drugs >partners up with gangs of non european blood >tattoo themselves from top to bottom >look like mentally ill freaks >claim to be the superior, more civilized race are they stupid?

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anons black | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MQmaBBxY) 704 KB PNG 11/28/23(Tue)12:49:26 No.19148659 >Be me. >Tired of being. >Go to fancy indoor pool at my new apartment. >There's nothing but brownies everywhere. >Exactly what you would expect, loud music, people smoking right outside the entrance, standing by the side in full coats and saggy pants, unsupervised kids raising hell everywhere. Just the opposite of pool vibes. >Start thinking about how this country is going to s---. >Dead serious, it took me seeing my reflection in the pool to remember I'm black. Probably the blackest one there. I think i'm spending too much time on this website...
Anonymous (ID: MQmaBBxY) 704 KB PNG 11/28/23(Tue)12:49:26 No.19148659 >Be me. >Tired of being. >Go to fancy indoor pool at my new apartment. >There's nothing but brownies everywhere. >Exactly what you would expect, loud music, people smoking right outside the entrance, standing by the side in full coats and saggy pants, unsupervised kids raising hell everywhere. Just the opposite of pool vibes. >Start thinking about how this country is going to s---. >Dead serious, it took me seeing my reflection in the pool to remember I'm black. Probably the blackest one there. I think i'm spending too much time on this website...

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efficient anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7/21/2024, 4:56:25 PM > j------- > do the dishes > hands clean 110 KB PNG No.58500626
Anonymous 7/21/2024, 4:56:25 PM > j------- > do the dishes > hands clean 110 KB PNG No.58500626

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Anon is still butthurt about Saturn/Holden/Pontiac | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GM 3 KB PNG 11/7/2025, 1:39:39 am No.92926235 > buys successful and popular car brand > slowly strips away everything that made them unique and successful and popular > reduces them down to nothing more than an Opel rebadge puppet > kills them off, citing an "unexpected drop in sales" What is this business strategy called?
Anonymous GM 3 KB PNG 11/7/2025, 1:39:39 am No.92926235 > buys successful and popular car brand > slowly strips away everything that made them unique and successful and popular > reduces them down to nothing more than an Opel rebadge puppet > kills them off, citing an "unexpected drop in sales" What is this business strategy called?

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Anon gives his first kiss | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/09/25(Wed)18:15:43 No.936877591 >>936881479 >Third time ordering a h-----. >She's cute and is really good. >She gets on my lap and starts riding me. >"What's wrong?" she asks >Tell her that I want to do something, but I know she'd never go for it. >"You're not going to shock me, what is it?" she asks >Tell her that I wish I could kiss her. >Gives me a puzzled looked. >"So kiss me," she shrugs. >"I thought that was like, against the rules," I say. >She laughs, "That's stupid Hollywood b-------. I'm letting you f--- me, why would I care that you want to kiss?" >Wraps her arms around my neck and kisses me. >Don't have much experience (obviously) but it was the best kiss I've ever had. >Being able to kiss her while we were doing it made the whole experience so much better. >When it was over and she was leaving, she kissed me again. >"I like the way you kiss, I hope your girl appreciates it!" >I know she was just bullshitting me to make me feel good, but... it worked.
Anonymous 07/09/25(Wed)18:15:43 No.936877591 >>936881479 >Third time ordering a h-----. >She's cute and is really good. >She gets on my lap and starts riding me. >"What's wrong?" she asks >Tell her that I want to do something, but I know she'd never go for it. >"You're not going to shock me, what is it?" she asks >Tell her that I wish I could kiss her. >Gives me a puzzled looked. >"So kiss me," she shrugs. >"I thought that was like, against the rules," I say. >She laughs, "That's stupid Hollywood b-------. I'm letting you f--- me, why would I care that you want to kiss?" >Wraps her arms around my neck and kisses me. >Don't have much experience (obviously) but it was the best kiss I've ever had. >Being able to kiss her while we were doing it made the whole experience so much better. >When it was over and she was leaving, she kissed me again. >"I like the way you kiss, I hope your girl appreciates it!" >I know she was just bullshitting me to make me feel good, but... it worked.

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twinkanon’s predicament | /r/Greentext

Anonymous the twink problem 03/31/25(Mon)03:50:17 No.39357810 >be me, small twink >naturally attracted to bottoms >naturally a dominant top >have a small d--- >not really attracted to tops 50 KB JPG Not necessarily an ideal situation, as no bottom wants a small twink with a small c--- to top them... right? am I just meant to be a bottom and I should just accept my fate?
Anonymous the twink problem 03/31/25(Mon)03:50:17 No.39357810 >be me, small twink >naturally attracted to bottoms >naturally a dominant top >have a small d--- >not really attracted to tops 50 KB JPG Not necessarily an ideal situation, as no bottom wants a small twink with a small c--- to top them... right? am I just meant to be a bottom and I should just accept my fate?

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Anon and his Dad. | /r/Greentext

File: 1299418496.jpg-(23 KB, 399x382, DAD-SON1.jpg) Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)08:34:56 No.314002202 >>had the best dad of the world >> always used to play with me after work, really loved me and my bro >>one day, i came back from elementary school >>mom was all furious and angry and stuff >> i asked what happened and where dad is >>she told me he broke up with her, got another woman and a kid >> didnt understand the world >> dad would never do such a thing >> went to my room, after 5 hours i realised dad would not come back >> was really sad, started crying and stuff >> one month passed, not a single sign from dad >> the next 3 months, sadness changed to anger >> how could he just leave me without even saying goodbye >> years passed, started to forgot about him >> already had a familiy and own childs, loved them really much >> the more i loved my children, the more i could not understand how he could have done that to me >> one day, my aunt called me saying my dad was about to die of cancer >> didn't give a flying f---, he forgot me >> later my wife told me i had to go to visit him >> arrived at hometown hospital >> everybody was there, even my mom for some reason >> everybody was crying, he just died. >> did not shed a single tear >>3 days later, my mom gave me an f------ huge basket full of letters >>said that it was from my dad to me and she was sorry that she didn't gave them to me >> my heart crushed >> moments of silence, then went banana and hit mom in face and stuff >> later went to dads flat to take things and stuff >> there was no f------ other family >> it was a one-man-flat, one bed >> and in the middle of the living room >> in the middle of the living room >> there was a picture of my brother, my mom and me
File: 1299418496.jpg-(23 KB, 399x382, DAD-SON1.jpg) Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)08:34:56 No.314002202 >>had the best dad of the world >> always used to play with me after work, really loved me and my bro >>one day, i came back from elementary school >>mom was all furious and angry and stuff >> i asked what happened and where dad is >>she told me he broke up with her, got another woman and a kid >> didnt understand the world >> dad would never do such a thing >> went to my room, after 5 hours i realised dad would not come back >> was really sad, started crying and stuff >> one month passed, not a single sign from dad >> the next 3 months, sadness changed to anger >> how could he just leave me without even saying goodbye >> years passed, started to forgot about him >> already had a familiy and own childs, loved them really much >> the more i loved my children, the more i could not understand how he could have done that to me >> one day, my aunt called me saying my dad was about to die of cancer >> didn't give a flying f---, he forgot me >> later my wife told me i had to go to visit him >> arrived at hometown hospital >> everybody was there, even my mom for some reason >> everybody was crying, he just died. >> did not shed a single tear >>3 days later, my mom gave me an f------ huge basket full of letters >>said that it was from my dad to me and she was sorry that she didn't gave them to me >> my heart crushed >> moments of silence, then went banana and hit mom in face and stuff >> later went to dads flat to take things and stuff >> there was no f------ other family >> it was a one-man-flat, one bed >> and in the middle of the living room >> in the middle of the living room >> there was a picture of my brother, my mom and me

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Anon and his Mom. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/14/15(Tue)23:37:57 No.609895785 >>609896213 >>609896735 >>609897775 >>609898661 >>609898743 >>609901303 heres a story from when i was a teenager >be 14 >my mother is very sick >constant medical issues, mobility issues >not fat, she literally cant balance >being 14, i thought she was invincible and would just get over it >shes literally riddled with cancer >shes a fighter though, and we live in australia so amazing healthcare >she battles every s----- illness for 2 whole years >all this time still manages to just be my mum >makes me lunches, helps with homework, etc >im always nice to her, because shes sick but sometimes it takes it toll and i get mad >we have to eventually get a carer in to look after her as she is getting very sick >she is bedridden before i know it, i can hear the medical equipment from my room >wake up one night to her gasping, walk into her room with a glass of water >shes gasping for air, she'd fallen from bed and broken 2 vertebrae >she goes to hospital for 2 months after that >fast forward 3 months and she is well enough to go to the park with her best friend and me >we laugh and she even made us some sandwiches >she gets sicker over the next few days >but she still does those mum things, like making my school lunches >she barely has enough energy to get out of bed, but still makes my lunch >get called out of class one day, told to go to the office >there is a cab waiting for me, the principal tells me "the school is here for you" but i dont understand >get to hospital, taken to emergency >watch my mother smile at me and take her last breath > later that night im home, walk into the kitchen after crying for hours >open the fridge >laid out in there are my school lunches for the next 3 days >she literally used the last energy in her body to make sure i had my lunches for that week >i sat there on the floor and ate every last one i still cant think about how caring that woman was without tearing up. god i miss her.
Anonymous 04/14/15(Tue)23:37:57 No.609895785 >>609896213 >>609896735 >>609897775 >>609898661 >>609898743 >>609901303 heres a story from when i was a teenager >be 14 >my mother is very sick >constant medical issues, mobility issues >not fat, she literally cant balance >being 14, i thought she was invincible and would just get over it >shes literally riddled with cancer >shes a fighter though, and we live in australia so amazing healthcare >she battles every s----- illness for 2 whole years >all this time still manages to just be my mum >makes me lunches, helps with homework, etc >im always nice to her, because shes sick but sometimes it takes it toll and i get mad >we have to eventually get a carer in to look after her as she is getting very sick >she is bedridden before i know it, i can hear the medical equipment from my room >wake up one night to her gasping, walk into her room with a glass of water >shes gasping for air, she'd fallen from bed and broken 2 vertebrae >she goes to hospital for 2 months after that >fast forward 3 months and she is well enough to go to the park with her best friend and me >we laugh and she even made us some sandwiches >she gets sicker over the next few days >but she still does those mum things, like making my school lunches >she barely has enough energy to get out of bed, but still makes my lunch >get called out of class one day, told to go to the office >there is a cab waiting for me, the principal tells me "the school is here for you" but i dont understand >get to hospital, taken to emergency >watch my mother smile at me and take her last breath > later that night im home, walk into the kitchen after crying for hours >open the fridge >laid out in there are my school lunches for the next 3 days >she literally used the last energy in her body to make sure i had my lunches for that week >i sat there on the floor and ate every last one i still cant think about how caring that woman was without tearing up. god i miss her.

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Anon orders spicy food | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 553 KB JPG 07/03/25(Thu)18:04:02 No.33311926 >mid 30s, no life >no friends, no job, ignored by women >my body is completely f----- >have severe allergic gas reactions to spicy food >friday evenings I always order thai and indian food >spend weekends walking around huge foodcourt in nearby mall >periodically release the most toxic foul smelling farts >the smell is f------ vile >like rotting raw chicken and the dumpsters behind an abortion clinic >brings me joy to see people eating suddenly wretch with disgust >"da fuuuuck is that smell❞ >"my gawwwddddd" >Ruined 5 familys lunch this past weekend This is literally the only joy that life brings me.
: Anonymous 553 KB JPG 07/03/25(Thu)18:04:02 No.33311926 >mid 30s, no life >no friends, no job, ignored by women >my body is completely f----- >have severe allergic gas reactions to spicy food >friday evenings I always order thai and indian food >spend weekends walking around huge foodcourt in nearby mall >periodically release the most toxic foul smelling farts >the smell is f------ vile >like rotting raw chicken and the dumpsters behind an abortion clinic >brings me joy to see people eating suddenly wretch with disgust >"da fuuuuck is that smell❞ >"my gawwwddddd" >Ruined 5 familys lunch this past weekend This is literally the only joy that life brings me.

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Everytime Harry is in the hospital wing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/07/25(Mon)07:21:30 No.212441807 >Ah Harry. Another year, another attempt on your life. Takes some of Harry's candy without asking >Did I ever tell you about Grindelwald? >He was my a---- boyfriend. We would have hot sweaty a--- sex every night. You couldnt imagine the smell and clean up afterwards. He would also shitpost on /pol/ and /k/. He could go on and on about racial purity. How the muggles are loud and obnoxious, they'd like music that rhymes and despite being a fraction of the population, they commit half the crimes. He wanted to rule over the muggles, all for the greater good of course. Sadly, we had a falling out when he killed my retarded sister, he fled. Oh and he was a good friend
Anonymous 07/07/25(Mon)07:21:30 No.212441807 >Ah Harry. Another year, another attempt on your life. Takes some of Harry's candy without asking >Did I ever tell you about Grindelwald? >He was my a---- boyfriend. We would have hot sweaty a--- sex every night. You couldnt imagine the smell and clean up afterwards. He would also shitpost on /pol/ and /k/. He could go on and on about racial purity. How the muggles are loud and obnoxious, they'd like music that rhymes and despite being a fraction of the population, they commit half the crimes. He wanted to rule over the muggles, all for the greater good of course. Sadly, we had a falling out when he killed my retarded sister, he fled. Oh and he was a good friend

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Anon on millennials | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 298 KB JPG 05/05/25(Mon)22:29:54 No.708994665 >millennials thought these things were the coolest s--- ever Seriously?
: Anonymous 298 KB JPG 05/05/25(Mon)22:29:54 No.708994665 >millennials thought these things were the coolest s--- ever Seriously?

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Anon waits for you | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/7/2025, 11:19:28 AM No.61148113 24 KB JPEG > be me > Have friend > He sits on the corner lot > Sells pills to the girls from across the block > "You should quit that sketchy scene" > Answers me with "nothing comes close to the fever dream" (???) >Be me > Know girl > Never goes out on Sunday nights > her boyfriend hits her in the morning light > Tells her everything ends when she reaches that thrill and that nothing exists past her window > It's nothing new
Anonymous 10/7/2025, 11:19:28 AM No.61148113 24 KB JPEG > be me > Have friend > He sits on the corner lot > Sells pills to the girls from across the block > "You should quit that sketchy scene" > Answers me with "nothing comes close to the fever dream" (???) >Be me > Know girl > Never goes out on Sunday nights > her boyfriend hits her in the morning light > Tells her everything ends when she reaches that thrill and that nothing exists past her window > It's nothing new

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Anons Bottom Mathematics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 93 KB JPG 07/26/22(Tue)12:08:00 No.26918060 Fun bottom fact from a math bottom Division and subtraction do not actually exist. They are merely the inverse of multiplication and addition. 5/4 is really 5*(4^-1) And 5-4 is really 5 + (-4) The more you know! Anonymous Anonymous 07/26/22(Tue)12:09:30 No.26918087 07/26/22(Tue)12:10:11 No.26918099 This is what goes on in a bottom's mind when you're f------ them?
Anonymous 93 KB JPG 07/26/22(Tue)12:08:00 No.26918060 Fun bottom fact from a math bottom Division and subtraction do not actually exist. They are merely the inverse of multiplication and addition. 5/4 is really 5*(4^-1) And 5-4 is really 5 + (-4) The more you know! Anonymous Anonymous 07/26/22(Tue)12:09:30 No.26918087 07/26/22(Tue)12:10:11 No.26918099 This is what goes on in a bottom's mind when you're f------ them?

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"How fortunate you are of being born in Germany" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: sr3uyckf)! F--- them to hell 07/07/25(Mon)17:01:29 No.509773657 2.68 MB PNG >Raised energy prices >Increases taxes >Endless retarded regulations >Low to no economic growth >Cancels elections >Arrests people for online posts >No A/C >Literally wants to feed you bugs >Filled the place up with Flipping N and Rabid Mohammeds who r--- everything and breed like vermin >Power supersedes that of national governments >Ruined cars with overbearing emissions rules (made them unaffordable too) >Can't drive old cars in certain cities or they penalise you >Proposed a 'meat tax' (cucked) >Nearly everything they do is vehemently opposed by most people But never mind all of that because my f------ iPhone has a USB-C charger now.
Anonymous (ID: sr3uyckf)! F--- them to hell 07/07/25(Mon)17:01:29 No.509773657 2.68 MB PNG >Raised energy prices >Increases taxes >Endless retarded regulations >Low to no economic growth >Cancels elections >Arrests people for online posts >No A/C >Literally wants to feed you bugs >Filled the place up with Flipping N and Rabid Mohammeds who r--- everything and breed like vermin >Power supersedes that of national governments >Ruined cars with overbearing emissions rules (made them unaffordable too) >Can't drive old cars in certain cities or they penalise you >Proposed a 'meat tax' (cucked) >Nearly everything they do is vehemently opposed by most people But never mind all of that because my f------ iPhone has a USB-C charger now.

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Anon on election night 2028 | /r/Greentext

elonmusk.jpg (39 KB, 630x420) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: tkU0qJz2) 07/10/25(Thu)02:39:02 No.509989259 >2028 >election night >be elon >running for president >not eligible, but it's not like anyone cares >america party gets 5% of the vote >more than enough to hand the democrats the victory >make one phone call >"hello, george. took me a long time, but it's done." >cash in 1 trillion sorosbux >mfw
elonmusk.jpg (39 KB, 630x420) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: tkU0qJz2) 07/10/25(Thu)02:39:02 No.509989259 >2028 >election night >be elon >running for president >not eligible, but it's not like anyone cares >america party gets 5% of the vote >more than enough to hand the democrats the victory >make one phone call >"hello, george. took me a long time, but it's done." >cash in 1 trillion sorosbux >mfw

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