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Anon is a loner by choice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 568 KB JPG 06/13/25(Fri)08:29:42 No.81480918 >be me >spend years avoiding dating because i know i'm messed up and i don't want to put that on other people >eventually basically shun other people despite being starved for connection >feel like s--- constantly >eventually i can't take it anymore and start talking to other people at work >keep my distance for the most part to protect them but we hang out sometimes >eventually at a bar with 5 coworkers, 3 male 2 female >conversation eventually turns to me and one of the females asks if i'm seeing anybody >say no and kind of explain my thoughts a little bit >"anon that's so sad :(" >try to explain that it's actually for other people's benefit >basically everyone at the table disagrees with me >one of the guys outright tells me that i'm depriving myself for no reason and that "a good partner or good friends will HELP with your issues you wouldn't be burdening them" >just say okay because i don't want to fight i should have known better honestly. next time i'll keep it to myself better.
Anonymous 568 KB JPG 06/13/25(Fri)08:29:42 No.81480918 >be me >spend years avoiding dating because i know i'm messed up and i don't want to put that on other people >eventually basically shun other people despite being starved for connection >feel like s--- constantly >eventually i can't take it anymore and start talking to other people at work >keep my distance for the most part to protect them but we hang out sometimes >eventually at a bar with 5 coworkers, 3 male 2 female >conversation eventually turns to me and one of the females asks if i'm seeing anybody >say no and kind of explain my thoughts a little bit >"anon that's so sad :(" >try to explain that it's actually for other people's benefit >basically everyone at the table disagrees with me >one of the guys outright tells me that i'm depriving myself for no reason and that "a good partner or good friends will HELP with your issues you wouldn't be burdening them" >just say okay because i don't want to fight i should have known better honestly. next time i'll keep it to myself better.

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Anon Wants to Fight Crime | /r/Greentext

File: 7j4ai7jcmka412.png (157 KB, 349x411) Cole man Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon)15:54:35 No.211283465 >>211284975 >>211285973 >>211286315 >Woah, you think I'm here to blackmail him? >No way haha >Just hear me out, Lucius... >What if I was like... his sidekick? >That's right, I want IN. Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon) 17:21:49 No.211284975 ►>>211285355 >>211283465 (OP) >hes a bat, well i can be something else like a- like a bird! >thats right, hes the batman and ill be robinman! A bit on the nose, nolan Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon)17:48:34 No.211285355 >>211284975 >And we'll stop people robbin, man Cringe >> Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon) 18:32:09 No.211285973 >>211298315 >>211283465 (OP) I miss when people thought he'd be the riddler. Better times.
File: 7j4ai7jcmka412.png (157 KB, 349x411) Cole man Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon)15:54:35 No.211283465 >>211284975 >>211285973 >>211286315 >Woah, you think I'm here to blackmail him? >No way haha >Just hear me out, Lucius... >What if I was like... his sidekick? >That's right, I want IN. Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon) 17:21:49 No.211284975 ►>>211285355 >>211283465 (OP) >hes a bat, well i can be something else like a- like a bird! >thats right, hes the batman and ill be robinman! A bit on the nose, nolan Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon)17:48:34 No.211285355 >>211284975 >And we'll stop people robbin, man Cringe >> Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon) 18:32:09 No.211285973 >>211298315 >>211283465 (OP) I miss when people thought he'd be the riddler. Better times.

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Anon improves himself. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 29 KB JPG boyfriend did to her 06/13/25(Fri)06:19:12 No.81479768 >never dated before because I wasn't perfect >spent years at gym, cultivating fashion, getting life experience so i can become attractive >go on apps >get a couple matches and go on dates >no matter who i date i have to therapize some broken woman about s--- her ex Why can't people just be normal? I feel like I can't even talk about my interests because when ever I say I like a song/movie/book I'm gambling on the fact that her ex-boyfriend may have also liked it and now she's going to associate me with something he did to her. Why am I competing with someone who she's supposed to be over? I f------ hate dating, I'm wasting my life.
Anonymous 29 KB JPG boyfriend did to her 06/13/25(Fri)06:19:12 No.81479768 >never dated before because I wasn't perfect >spent years at gym, cultivating fashion, getting life experience so i can become attractive >go on apps >get a couple matches and go on dates >no matter who i date i have to therapize some broken woman about s--- her ex Why can't people just be normal? I feel like I can't even talk about my interests because when ever I say I like a song/movie/book I'm gambling on the fact that her ex-boyfriend may have also liked it and now she's going to associate me with something he did to her. Why am I competing with someone who she's supposed to be over? I f------ hate dating, I'm wasting my life.

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Anon has a good dad | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 144 KB PNG cigarettes 06/15/21(Tue)20:24:10 No.64167936 >be me >18 years old no gf or real social life or job >heavily depressed >go to stay with my dad for a while >my parents are split up >realise I don't have any money for >ask my dad if I can work with him to earn a bit of money >dad works as a carpenter >tells me I can work with him for the week and he would pay me on Friday >start working on Monday through to Friday >probably the hardest I've ever worked >end of the week rolls by and I'm in the van with my dad >he gives me the money and starts talking >"I'm proud of you anon, you showing initiative and asking to work with me made me happier than I can ever imagine" I didn't buy the cigarettes I haven't smoked in about a year Thanks dad
⠀ Anonymous 144 KB PNG cigarettes 06/15/21(Tue)20:24:10 No.64167936 >be me >18 years old no gf or real social life or job >heavily depressed >go to stay with my dad for a while >my parents are split up >realise I don't have any money for >ask my dad if I can work with him to earn a bit of money >dad works as a carpenter >tells me I can work with him for the week and he would pay me on Friday >start working on Monday through to Friday >probably the hardest I've ever worked >end of the week rolls by and I'm in the van with my dad >he gives me the money and starts talking >"I'm proud of you anon, you showing initiative and asking to work with me made me happier than I can ever imagine" I didn't buy the cigarettes I haven't smoked in about a year Thanks dad

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Anon gets friendzoned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 507 KB PNG 04/03/21(Sat) 12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >I start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me
: Anonymous 507 KB PNG 04/03/21(Sat) 12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >I start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me

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Anon realizes nothing is new | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 106 KB JPG 06/13/25(Fri)02:59:41 No.81479661 >make your own social media website >the idea is that people post posts and create their own subcommunities >"you stole that from reddit!!" >have similar elements to discord >"you stole that from discord!!" You a------, reddit and discord both are copies of platforms that came before them like phpBB forums and IRC. Especially discord, it's basically IRC with a price tag and a surveillance camera slapped on, but I dont see people mentioning this ever 1 Reply View Thread 06/13/25(Fri)03:03:37 No.81479679 : Anonymous There is no originality in the web, u gotta realize that. Every site is just >register user account >dump content in either threads or singular posts Sites just try to rebrand these elements with their own names like "shouts", "servers", "channels", "boards" or whatever It's all the same stuff and has been for 25+ years It's crazy how nothing new emerges
Anonymous 106 KB JPG 06/13/25(Fri)02:59:41 No.81479661 >make your own social media website >the idea is that people post posts and create their own subcommunities >"you stole that from reddit!!" >have similar elements to discord >"you stole that from discord!!" You a------, reddit and discord both are copies of platforms that came before them like phpBB forums and IRC. Especially discord, it's basically IRC with a price tag and a surveillance camera slapped on, but I dont see people mentioning this ever 1 Reply View Thread 06/13/25(Fri)03:03:37 No.81479679 : Anonymous There is no originality in the web, u gotta realize that. Every site is just >register user account >dump content in either threads or singular posts Sites just try to rebrand these elements with their own names like "shouts", "servers", "channels", "boards" or whatever It's all the same stuff and has been for 25+ years It's crazy how nothing new emerges

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Shari'anon forgot how to civil defense | /r/Greentext

Israel Killed Top Iranian Commanders and Nuclear Scientists, Iran Says A & Anonymous (ID: 5DgsgoCm >be US gov 24 hrs ago 06/13/25(Fri)00:25:17 No.507183557 > yo every american needs to GTFO out of Iran stat >Israel bout to f--- s--- up >ffwd 24 hrs >uranium enrichment facilities annihilated >billions of $$ in ballistic missiles up in flames >top Nuke engineers and generals wacked >including the highest ranking commander >in their entire >f------ >military Then again, losing their general staff might not be such a big setback
Israel Killed Top Iranian Commanders and Nuclear Scientists, Iran Says A & Anonymous (ID: 5DgsgoCm >be US gov 24 hrs ago 06/13/25(Fri)00:25:17 No.507183557 > yo every american needs to GTFO out of Iran stat >Israel bout to f--- s--- up >ffwd 24 hrs >uranium enrichment facilities annihilated >billions of $$ in ballistic missiles up in flames >top Nuke engineers and generals wacked >including the highest ranking commander >in their entire >f------ >military Then again, losing their general staff might not be such a big setback

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>You see a game criticizing capitalism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/12/25(Thu)15:30:50 No.712469089 Rock solid @ShitpostRock. Jun 11 You see a game criticizing capitalism >Look at the price > $80 THE UTER WORLDS 237 12.9K 70K Il 1.2M 1728038603932255.png 264 KB PNG >You see a game criticizing capitalism >Look at the price >$80 ←
Anonymous 06/12/25(Thu)15:30:50 No.712469089 Rock solid @ShitpostRock. Jun 11 You see a game criticizing capitalism >Look at the price > $80 THE UTER WORLDS 237 12.9K 70K Il 1.2M 1728038603932255.png 264 KB PNG >You see a game criticizing capitalism >Look at the price >$80 ←

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republicanon is tricked into being a worse democrat | /r/Greentext

1/1 QXpNDotM (OP) US 8m (06/13/25 03:43) 507138864. 7 Re 2 Img PNG. 27KB (888 × 849) · 1741312262039850.png 3 Replies >okay yes he gives billions to israel and is about to bomb iran for them >okay yes he isnt actually doing mass deportations >okay yes he isnt actually doing really any deportations as of today >okay yes he is allowing millions of chinese "students" to stay in the country >okay yes he isnt actually building a wall >y-you lost t..t-----!!
1/1 QXpNDotM (OP) US 8m (06/13/25 03:43) 507138864. 7 Re 2 Img PNG. 27KB (888 × 849) · 1741312262039850.png 3 Replies >okay yes he gives billions to israel and is about to bomb iran for them >okay yes he isnt actually doing mass deportations >okay yes he isnt actually doing really any deportations as of today >okay yes he is allowing millions of chinese "students" to stay in the country >okay yes he isnt actually building a wall >y-you lost t..t-----!!

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Anon in 2029 (fixed crop) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wBg6d+Ym) 06/12/25(Thu)17:16:21 No.507134125 >>507134212 >2029 >be me >president elon >finally achieve my lifetime goal >am in control of all 5,044 u.s. nuclear warheads >time to terraform mars, m----------- >those f------ will have to love me now >aim nukes at mars >type in password >XÆA-12 >no one will ever guess that >firezemissiles.mp4 >suddenly remember something >we retrofitted all the nukes with tesla minirockets >mfw they're reusable rockets >mfw they land back on earth
Anonymous (ID: wBg6d+Ym) 06/12/25(Thu)17:16:21 No.507134125 >>507134212 >2029 >be me >president elon >finally achieve my lifetime goal >am in control of all 5,044 u.s. nuclear warheads >time to terraform mars, m----------- >those f------ will have to love me now >aim nukes at mars >type in password >XÆA-12 >no one will ever guess that >firezemissiles.mp4 >suddenly remember something >we retrofitted all the nukes with tesla minirockets >mfw they're reusable rockets >mfw they land back on earth

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Anon was lied to. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous mother f------ lied to me 67 KB JPG 06/12/25(Thu)14:05:26 No.76253500 >be straight as a ruler >/fit/ keeps telling me being the giver in a--- sex isn't gay >feeling horny as all heckers and not getting much attention on tinder and bumble with females >make a grindr for s---- and giggles >not even 10 minutes in and I have 10 guys messgaing me and 2 guys wanting to meet up right away to suck my d--- and get f----- by me >I'm so insanely horny, I figure that giving a--- sex to a guy isn't gay its only gay if you receive it >agree to f--- this one twink dude >he comes over, sucks my d---, I f--- his ass and c-- inside him >when the post nut clarity hits I am absolutely repulsed and disgusted with myself >tell the guy he has to leave immediately because I have to go someone >go for a drive and crank the music on the radio as loud as it can go and scream at the top of my lungs because I feel gay and that's something I can never take back >have to live with the fact that I have sexual relations with another dude >all because /fit/ kept telling me it's not gay to have sex with another man's butt hole I'm going to go do an upperbody workout now to take out some aggression. What's your highest Bench?
Anonymous mother f------ lied to me 67 KB JPG 06/12/25(Thu)14:05:26 No.76253500 >be straight as a ruler >/fit/ keeps telling me being the giver in a--- sex isn't gay >feeling horny as all heckers and not getting much attention on tinder and bumble with females >make a grindr for s---- and giggles >not even 10 minutes in and I have 10 guys messgaing me and 2 guys wanting to meet up right away to suck my d--- and get f----- by me >I'm so insanely horny, I figure that giving a--- sex to a guy isn't gay its only gay if you receive it >agree to f--- this one twink dude >he comes over, sucks my d---, I f--- his ass and c-- inside him >when the post nut clarity hits I am absolutely repulsed and disgusted with myself >tell the guy he has to leave immediately because I have to go someone >go for a drive and crank the music on the radio as loud as it can go and scream at the top of my lungs because I feel gay and that's something I can never take back >have to live with the fact that I have sexual relations with another dude >all because /fit/ kept telling me it's not gay to have sex with another man's butt hole I'm going to go do an upperbody workout now to take out some aggression. What's your highest Bench?

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Anon visits a Chinese restaurant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 这个悲伤的男人需要好猫 94 KB PNG > be me 04/06/23(Thu)13:59:07 No.72846819 > were outside drinking with my friends > not really feeling the vibe tonight, without going into details I just had a s----- day > there is this Chinese restaurant I always order from > Im a regular there > I go in and order the same meal I have ordered for over a year > I always tip a few bucks extra since it looks like they need the extra bucks > as a result I get extra rice and fortune cookies > this time they noticed I was down > I hear the Chinese chef say something in Chinese > after a while i Get my meal but this time i also Get my money back > they say in a broken english > Today meal is free you happy man > makes me feel better > i will now always order from these people > made my night much better
Anonymous 这个悲伤的男人需要好猫 94 KB PNG > be me 04/06/23(Thu)13:59:07 No.72846819 > were outside drinking with my friends > not really feeling the vibe tonight, without going into details I just had a s----- day > there is this Chinese restaurant I always order from > Im a regular there > I go in and order the same meal I have ordered for over a year > I always tip a few bucks extra since it looks like they need the extra bucks > as a result I get extra rice and fortune cookies > this time they noticed I was down > I hear the Chinese chef say something in Chinese > after a while i Get my meal but this time i also Get my money back > they say in a broken english > Today meal is free you happy man > makes me feel better > i will now always order from these people > made my night much better

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Summer fun in the sun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ELL 06/12/25(Thu)03:13:12 No.211371647 >Hey, anon. Whatcha doin this summer? Staying inside, masturbating, playing vidya, getting fatter. Sometime peeking outside through my blind dreaming about a better life >>211371647 (OP) # Absolutely nothing. I fear the sun. >No, we are not filming that scene >No. Mr.King we dont care if it's how the kids beat the evil clown
Anonymous ELL 06/12/25(Thu)03:13:12 No.211371647 >Hey, anon. Whatcha doin this summer? Staying inside, masturbating, playing vidya, getting fatter. Sometime peeking outside through my blind dreaming about a better life >>211371647 (OP) # Absolutely nothing. I fear the sun. >No, we are not filming that scene >No. Mr.King we dont care if it's how the kids beat the evil clown

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Anon must be new here | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/25(Thu)01:43:56 No.81468987 >Decide to start reading the social media posts of normalfags >Suddenly have the desire to murder them is this normal? 121 KB JPG 3 Replies View Thread 06/12/25(Thu)01:59:00 No.81469057 : Anonymous >>81468987 (OP) # It would be abnormal if you didnt want to after interacting with them
: Anonymous 06/12/25(Thu)01:43:56 No.81468987 >Decide to start reading the social media posts of normalfags >Suddenly have the desire to murder them is this normal? 121 KB JPG 3 Replies View Thread 06/12/25(Thu)01:59:00 No.81469057 : Anonymous >>81468987 (OP) # It would be abnormal if you didnt want to after interacting with them

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It popped on feed randomly but why watch it, like father like son | /r/Greentext

An Found out my son is a gay p--- star Found out my son is a gay p---(...) 24 KB JPG 06/12/25(Thu)04:46:29 No.935651686 >be me >Have 20 year old son currently in college >Got a little horny last night And decide to browse pornhub for a bit >Stumble upon a thumbnail with a familiar face >Watch for a little bit to see that it's my f------ son getting ass pounded by two Spanish dudes >Sit there in disbelief and disgust >After the video is over I call him and ask what the f--- is going on >He confesses that he has several homosexual p---- videos and makes a little money from it I don't know what to f------ do. He's on his own now so I can't physically stop him. How can I pursuade my son to abandon this lifestyle. I did not raise a fac
An Found out my son is a gay p--- star Found out my son is a gay p---(...) 24 KB JPG 06/12/25(Thu)04:46:29 No.935651686 >be me >Have 20 year old son currently in college >Got a little horny last night And decide to browse pornhub for a bit >Stumble upon a thumbnail with a familiar face >Watch for a little bit to see that it's my f------ son getting ass pounded by two Spanish dudes >Sit there in disbelief and disgust >After the video is over I call him and ask what the f--- is going on >He confesses that he has several homosexual p---- videos and makes a little money from it I don't know what to f------ do. He's on his own now so I can't physically stop him. How can I pursuade my son to abandon this lifestyle. I did not raise a fac

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idol industry | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: dT+D//Je) Idols 731 KB JPG understands ▼ TW Settings Mobile Home 06/12/25(Thu)05:47:06 No.507062373 >be me >lonely as hell since middle school >nobody ever cared about me, felt invisible >find UTAU, discover Kasane Teto >she's cute, quirky, always cheerful, feels different from other idols >Teto's songs make it feel like she >community pushes the "Teto is for everyone" meme, makes me think maybe someone could actually care >fall hard, listen to her music on loop, spend way too much time and money on merch and art >start imagining she's my ideal girlfriend >idol industry and fanbase say it's normal, they encourage it >never realize it's all designed to keep me hooked, spending, never moving on >every time I feel alone, just escape deeper into Teto's world >now I can't relate to real girls, can't even talk to people >my whole view of love and relationships warped by a fictional character >realize they took my loneliness and sold it back to me for profit >mfw Teto was never real and I just let myself get used This has to stop before any more people like me are victimized by the idol industry. No one deserves to have their loneliness exploited for money.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: dT+D//Je) Idols 731 KB JPG understands ▼ TW Settings Mobile Home 06/12/25(Thu)05:47:06 No.507062373 >be me >lonely as hell since middle school >nobody ever cared about me, felt invisible >find UTAU, discover Kasane Teto >she's cute, quirky, always cheerful, feels different from other idols >Teto's songs make it feel like she >community pushes the "Teto is for everyone" meme, makes me think maybe someone could actually care >fall hard, listen to her music on loop, spend way too much time and money on merch and art >start imagining she's my ideal girlfriend >idol industry and fanbase say it's normal, they encourage it >never realize it's all designed to keep me hooked, spending, never moving on >every time I feel alone, just escape deeper into Teto's world >now I can't relate to real girls, can't even talk to people >my whole view of love and relationships warped by a fictional character >realize they took my loneliness and sold it back to me for profit >mfw Teto was never real and I just let myself get used This has to stop before any more people like me are victimized by the idol industry. No one deserves to have their loneliness exploited for money.

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