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Anon has some qualms with JJK | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/6/2025, 11:41:48 AM No.43422312 50 KB WEBP > main character is called gojo > Villain is called jogo Did JK Rowling write this s---????
Anonymous 11/6/2025, 11:41:48 AM No.43422312 50 KB WEBP > main character is called gojo > Villain is called jogo Did JK Rowling write this s---????

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anon's roommate is eccentric | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed)00:39:55 No.935624708 >Be college freshmen >assigned rando roommate >1 room dorm >Get home from bars at like 3 >weeknight so I open door super quiet >he's on his his PC jerking it >doesn't hear/see me >he's watching a surgery vid where some chick is having something removed from her skull with tweezers >"oh yeah. Go deeper. Go all the way in." >quietly close door and come back in an hour He turned out to be pretty cool, but that kept me up at night for a while
Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed)00:39:55 No.935624708 >Be college freshmen >assigned rando roommate >1 room dorm >Get home from bars at like 3 >weeknight so I open door super quiet >he's on his his PC jerking it >doesn't hear/see me >he's watching a surgery vid where some chick is having something removed from her skull with tweezers >"oh yeah. Go deeper. Go all the way in." >quietly close door and come back in an hour He turned out to be pretty cool, but that kept me up at night for a while

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Anon gets a taste of love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Mint Jams Casiopea 130 KB JPG 08/04/19(Sun)00:54:50 No.806265574 >be me >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan >it arrives in immaculate condition along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea > little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.
Anonymous Mint Jams Casiopea 130 KB JPG 08/04/19(Sun)00:54:50 No.806265574 >be me >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan >it arrives in immaculate condition along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea > little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.

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anon meets a reptilian | /r/Greentext

1d (06/09/25 20:56) 40500238 2 Replies Be me Uber driver >driving from airport with passenger lady. Was kinda weird at first. Can't really explain it but she's giving me a vibe >coming down a hill opposite way car also coming (it's night time) his brights shine into my car basically blinding me so I look in my rear view mirror to kinda apologize to passenger about being blinded and in the rear view mirror I notice her eyes are f------ glowing Immediately think of they live >think she's reading my mind >oh s--- > lalalallalalalalalalalalaa > tips me 25$ lol Drop off at super rich mansion house richest nicest house ever seen
1d (06/09/25 20:56) 40500238 2 Replies Be me Uber driver >driving from airport with passenger lady. Was kinda weird at first. Can't really explain it but she's giving me a vibe >coming down a hill opposite way car also coming (it's night time) his brights shine into my car basically blinding me so I look in my rear view mirror to kinda apologize to passenger about being blinded and in the rear view mirror I notice her eyes are f------ glowing Immediately think of they live >think she's reading my mind >oh s--- > lalalallalalalalalalalalaa > tips me 25$ lol Drop off at super rich mansion house richest nicest house ever seen

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Will he ever find out? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/06/2025, 00:35:49 No.79117551 21 KB WEBP > f----- my boss's wife > put laxatives in boss's coffee Boss gets sick and goes home early to find out his wife is pregnant from some other guy > gets a promotion for indirectly helping boss realise his wife is a cheater > f---- boss and have 3 children with proud successful fathers
Anonymous 11/06/2025, 00:35:49 No.79117551 21 KB WEBP > f----- my boss's wife > put laxatives in boss's coffee Boss gets sick and goes home early to find out his wife is pregnant from some other guy > gets a promotion for indirectly helping boss realise his wife is a cheater > f---- boss and have 3 children with proud successful fathers

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Global Goebbeler | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 208 KB PNG 06/10/25(Tue)15:02:29 No.81453484 >Be me, Anti-Semitic >Download Grindr >Meet eastern European qt3.14 >We meet up >I suck him in my bedroom >We meet up again >I suck him in my car >He books a motel >find out his last name via bank tansfer >Google his last name origin >Polish and Jewish >mfw Ok so theres some problems with that First of all, he's from Slovakia, secondly, hes uncircumcised. Is jewgle f------ with me or something? I really like do him though. But how do I overcome the fact thats hes jewish? I don't know if I can look at him the same way again. Anonymous >>81453484 (OP) >anti semitic f----- 06/10/25(Tue)15:06:15 No.81453517
Anonymous 208 KB PNG 06/10/25(Tue)15:02:29 No.81453484 >Be me, Anti-Semitic >Download Grindr >Meet eastern European qt3.14 >We meet up >I suck him in my bedroom >We meet up again >I suck him in my car >He books a motel >find out his last name via bank tansfer >Google his last name origin >Polish and Jewish >mfw Ok so theres some problems with that First of all, he's from Slovakia, secondly, hes uncircumcised. Is jewgle f------ with me or something? I really like do him though. But how do I overcome the fact thats hes jewish? I don't know if I can look at him the same way again. Anonymous >>81453484 (OP) >anti semitic f----- 06/10/25(Tue)15:06:15 No.81453517

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Anon complains about the state of gaming | /r/Greentext

SCIENCEphotoLIBRASE ENCEphotoLIBRARY photouBRAD CENCEPTION PhotoBRARY SCIENCEphotoLIBRARY SCIENCEphoto CEphoto 800wm.jpg 117 KB JPG >YOU WANT A MODERATELY FUNDED AA-GAME FOR A NICHE BUT LOYAL PLAYERBASE THAT WOULD TURN A SAFE BUT MODEST PROFIT WITHOUT EXCESSIVE MONETAZATION?!!?! GET THE F--- OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW! YOURE FIRED! WE ONLY DO HALF-BILLION DOLLAR PROJECTS TO BECOME THE NEXT FORTNITE AROUND HERE!!!!!" CED
SCIENCEphotoLIBRASE ENCEphotoLIBRARY photouBRAD CENCEPTION PhotoBRARY SCIENCEphotoLIBRARY SCIENCEphoto CEphoto 800wm.jpg 117 KB JPG >YOU WANT A MODERATELY FUNDED AA-GAME FOR A NICHE BUT LOYAL PLAYERBASE THAT WOULD TURN A SAFE BUT MODEST PROFIT WITHOUT EXCESSIVE MONETAZATION?!!?! GET THE F--- OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW! YOURE FIRED! WE ONLY DO HALF-BILLION DOLLAR PROJECTS TO BECOME THE NEXT FORTNITE AROUND HERE!!!!!" CED

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Steam does what Nintendon't | /r/Greentext

Anonymous STEAM 06/09/25(Mon)22:24:56 No.712158249 STEAM DECK 00013030 03831891 134 1000 800 800 TEAM BLAST DZ JSAUX Dolphin / GameCube Setup Guide and Tutorial! maxresdefault[1].jpg 145 KB JPG >cheaper >can play Gamecube games for free >can play decades of PC games >can actually run PC programs and chat programs without paying nintendo fee Why get a Switch 2 over a Steam Deck?
Anonymous STEAM 06/09/25(Mon)22:24:56 No.712158249 STEAM DECK 00013030 03831891 134 1000 800 800 TEAM BLAST DZ JSAUX Dolphin / GameCube Setup Guide and Tutorial! maxresdefault[1].jpg 145 KB JPG >cheaper >can play Gamecube games for free >can play decades of PC games >can actually run PC programs and chat programs without paying nintendo fee Why get a Switch 2 over a Steam Deck?

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Anon uses roids | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why aren't you on steroids(...) 70 KB JPG 06/10/25(Tue)15:18:27 No.81453627 >Hop on gear >InMyAss.mp4 >Immediately cures my depression >Become productive as f--- >Stop giving a s--- about girls >Start crushing p---- >Other men respect me more >Dad finally talking to me W-- Steroids were the cure for Inceldom and you retards never mentioned it
Anonymous Why aren't you on steroids(...) 70 KB JPG 06/10/25(Tue)15:18:27 No.81453627 >Hop on gear >InMyAss.mp4 >Immediately cures my depression >Become productive as f--- >Stop giving a s--- about girls >Start crushing p---- >Other men respect me more >Dad finally talking to me W-- Steroids were the cure for Inceldom and you retards never mentioned it

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Trust me bro I'm 6'0✡️☝️ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous bigdickproblem umatickproblems DE 06/10/25(Tue)22:11:00 No.81452076 How old were you when you discovered that height and penis size are the only metrics that matter? 66 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)22:15:29 No.81452105 I would argue face matters as well, a 5'11 guy with chad face, chiseled jaw, hunter eyes ect... will do better than a 6'1 guy with incel face. >>81452134 # >>81452223 # >>81452308 # Anonymous : Anonymous >>81452157 # 06/10/25(Tue)22:17:21 No.81452119 06/10/25(Tue)22:17:24 No.81452120 Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)22:19:04 No.81452134 START >>81452105 # DOING THIS >Face -> determines immediate attraction 78 KB JPG >Height -> determines permanent attraction >D--- -> determines permanent sexual attraction
: Anonymous bigdickproblem umatickproblems DE 06/10/25(Tue)22:11:00 No.81452076 How old were you when you discovered that height and penis size are the only metrics that matter? 66 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)22:15:29 No.81452105 I would argue face matters as well, a 5'11 guy with chad face, chiseled jaw, hunter eyes ect... will do better than a 6'1 guy with incel face. >>81452134 # >>81452223 # >>81452308 # Anonymous : Anonymous >>81452157 # 06/10/25(Tue)22:17:21 No.81452119 06/10/25(Tue)22:17:24 No.81452120 Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)22:19:04 No.81452134 START >>81452105 # DOING THIS >Face -> determines immediate attraction 78 KB JPG >Height -> determines permanent attraction >D--- -> determines permanent sexual attraction

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RIP to John Hardwick and Jonathan Joss | /r/Greentext

22 KB JPG me. She cheated? Hank, I knew about Nancy and John Redcorn. I knew about them the day Joseph was born. But every day since he was born I've been taking my revenge. That boy- he loves me Hank. He loves John Redcorn will never get. He'll never hear his boy tell him that. Joseph will go to his GRAVE loving me and never so much as looking in Redcorn's direction. His children, his grandchildren- they'll love me too Hank. And they'll never know Redcorn even existed. That's revenge Hank. Just like when the former Soviet Union resurrected Lenin to cause the housing crisis in America as revenge.
22 KB JPG me. She cheated? Hank, I knew about Nancy and John Redcorn. I knew about them the day Joseph was born. But every day since he was born I've been taking my revenge. That boy- he loves me Hank. He loves John Redcorn will never get. He'll never hear his boy tell him that. Joseph will go to his GRAVE loving me and never so much as looking in Redcorn's direction. His children, his grandchildren- they'll love me too Hank. And they'll never know Redcorn even existed. That's revenge Hank. Just like when the former Soviet Union resurrected Lenin to cause the housing crisis in America as revenge.

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Anon and Coworker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 954 KB PNG him around 03/12/23(Sun)21:20:29 No.72549842 I think my coworker is either autistic or the biggest gigachad I've ever encountered >Told me that he stares at walls and random objects when he's bored >Female coworker keeps following >Asks him stupid questions >It's obvious that she likes him >He literally just acts like if she's not even present >See her following him to his car after hours are over >Asks "do you think I'm annoying?" >Audibly shouts "yes" in her face >She almost f------ fell over >Never follows him around anymore and looks sad most of the time now Which do you guys think he is? 8 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 954 KB PNG him around 03/12/23(Sun)21:20:29 No.72549842 I think my coworker is either autistic or the biggest gigachad I've ever encountered >Told me that he stares at walls and random objects when he's bored >Female coworker keeps following >Asks him stupid questions >It's obvious that she likes him >He literally just acts like if she's not even present >See her following him to his car after hours are over >Asks "do you think I'm annoying?" >Audibly shouts "yes" in her face >She almost f------ fell over >Never follows him around anymore and looks sad most of the time now Which do you guys think he is? 8 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anons brother is uselessly based. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: JqhU/OLK Disability 940 KB JPG 06/10/25(Tue)03:07:57 No.506894089 >be 18 year old zoomer >parents tell you to get a job >apply for disability under "chronic fatigue" immediately and look into low income housing and food stamps and Medicaid >move into low income housing and get disability in less than a year to parents shame and humiliation >plant to do absolutely nothing for rest of life except game and j------- to anime he even turns down small jobs like gutter cleaning or cleaning houses for some extra money HE MADE IT VERY CLEAR HE WILL NOT DO S--- FOR THE WORLD! This is my younger brother life plan and he isn't even 20 yet. Why are zoomers giving up before they even start at life? Anonymous (ID: 3ENDSZCu >>506894089 (OP) # 06/10/25(Tue)03:12:22 No.506894278 Your brother is unfathomably based. I wish I could get disability papers like that. >>506894918 #
Anonymous (ID: JqhU/OLK Disability 940 KB JPG 06/10/25(Tue)03:07:57 No.506894089 >be 18 year old zoomer >parents tell you to get a job >apply for disability under "chronic fatigue" immediately and look into low income housing and food stamps and Medicaid >move into low income housing and get disability in less than a year to parents shame and humiliation >plant to do absolutely nothing for rest of life except game and j------- to anime he even turns down small jobs like gutter cleaning or cleaning houses for some extra money HE MADE IT VERY CLEAR HE WILL NOT DO S--- FOR THE WORLD! This is my younger brother life plan and he isn't even 20 yet. Why are zoomers giving up before they even start at life? Anonymous (ID: 3ENDSZCu >>506894089 (OP) # 06/10/25(Tue)03:12:22 No.506894278 Your brother is unfathomably based. I wish I could get disability papers like that. >>506894918 #

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The Cola wars | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon)20:27:47 No.712179738 soda no data other pop coke 1.81 MB PNG >game has multiple factions fighting each other
Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon)20:27:47 No.712179738 soda no data other pop coke 1.81 MB PNG >game has multiple factions fighting each other

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Anon on millennials | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The walls: 06/10/25(Tue)00:54:53 No.81448297 >s--- music >s--- memes The dude taking your order and cooking your burger: 10 KB JPG >s--- fashion >s--- taste in everything >all around cringey personalities how did millennials get so lame? they're lamer than every generation before and after them
Anonymous The walls: 06/10/25(Tue)00:54:53 No.81448297 >s--- music >s--- memes The dude taking your order and cooking your burger: 10 KB JPG >s--- fashion >s--- taste in everything >all around cringey personalities how did millennials get so lame? they're lamer than every generation before and after them

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Anon left out why he's the 'bad guy' | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 477 KB PNG >however 04/03/25(Thu)21:50:48 No.80861614 >finally find a decent company after all these years >a group of decent coworkers >all the guys are chill, all the girls are sweet >no drama, no b-------, good salary, just really decent people >finally...peace >one small issue >now the bad guy is me
: Anonymous 477 KB PNG >however 04/03/25(Thu)21:50:48 No.80861614 >finally find a decent company after all these years >a group of decent coworkers >all the guys are chill, all the girls are sweet >no drama, no b-------, good salary, just really decent people >finally...peace >one small issue >now the bad guy is me

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