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E Anonymous Devil May Cry 05/11/25(Sun)01:06:41 No.709425584 184695695745645631.jpg 335 KB JPG >DMC V ends with Dante and Vergil being stuck in hell for all eternity >Next time they show up again is in an anime gacha game What is Capcom implying here?
E Anonymous Devil May Cry 05/11/25(Sun)01:06:41 No.709425584 184695695745645631.jpg 335 KB JPG >DMC V ends with Dante and Vergil being stuck in hell for all eternity >Next time they show up again is in an anime gacha game What is Capcom implying here?

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Anonymous 65 KB JPG 04/08/18(Sun)11:02:18 No.44513453 I sucked a drug dealers c--- and gargled his c-- before swallowing it for 7 grams of weed. I guess that makes me a w----. Yes I'm a guy. I got home 20 minutes ago and fapped thinking about it, now I feel kinda dirty and weird.
Anonymous 65 KB JPG 04/08/18(Sun)11:02:18 No.44513453 I sucked a drug dealers c--- and gargled his c-- before swallowing it for 7 grams of weed. I guess that makes me a w----. Yes I'm a guy. I got home 20 minutes ago and fapped thinking about it, now I feel kinda dirty and weird.

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Anon got gotted | /r/Greentext

File: navy-seal-wetsuit.jpg (161 KB, 737x582) Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)09:55:04 No.63673376 >Take this guys training >>63673396 >>63673399 >>63673425 >>63673436 >>63673444 >Give them cybernetic gills so they can breath both outside and inside water >Retractable weebed feet and hands >Secretions that when in water allows movement easier >deep diving capacity up to 1km underwater >Different metabolism can stay active without sleeping or eating for twice as much as peak human can >the night vision reception of an owl for when deep diving What couls be made of such a unit? Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)10:00:19 No.63673388 cybernetic bbc to f--- your mother when
File: navy-seal-wetsuit.jpg (161 KB, 737x582) Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)09:55:04 No.63673376 >Take this guys training >>63673396 >>63673399 >>63673425 >>63673436 >>63673444 >Give them cybernetic gills so they can breath both outside and inside water >Retractable weebed feet and hands >Secretions that when in water allows movement easier >deep diving capacity up to 1km underwater >Different metabolism can stay active without sleeping or eating for twice as much as peak human can >the night vision reception of an owl for when deep diving What couls be made of such a unit? Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)10:00:19 No.63673388 cybernetic bbc to f--- your mother when

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Mental Fatigue | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)13:48:53 No.81144412 54 KB PNG >Go to work because I'm bored at home >Hate it >Cant wait to get home >Go home >Hate it because I'm bored all the time >Cant wait to get to work >Repeat When will it end?
Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)13:48:53 No.81144412 54 KB PNG >Go to work because I'm bored at home >Hate it >Cant wait to get home >Go home >Hate it because I'm bored all the time >Cant wait to get to work >Repeat When will it end?

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Invasion of the House Flippers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/25(Sun)09:29:42 No.2909829 >>2905468 (OP) # FlippedHouse.jpg 341 KB JPG >Will house flippers ever be tried for their crimes against humanity? I hope so.
: Anonymous 04/06/25(Sun)09:29:42 No.2909829 >>2905468 (OP) # FlippedHouse.jpg 341 KB JPG >Will house flippers ever be tried for their crimes against humanity? I hope so.

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Undercover Boss: 1935 edition | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 05/10/25(Sat)21:25:55 No.81126437 >be Stalin >wonder wether the people actually like you or are just pretending so they dont get sent to the gulag >shave mustache >disguise as factory worker >go to factory >find a worker >ask him what he thinks of comrade Stalin >he says there are too many people around for him to say >you follow him to a secluded place >ask him again what he thinks of comrade Stalin >he answers dont tell the others, but I actually like him >tfw
Anonymous 8 KB JPG 05/10/25(Sat)21:25:55 No.81126437 >be Stalin >wonder wether the people actually like you or are just pretending so they dont get sent to the gulag >shave mustache >disguise as factory worker >go to factory >find a worker >ask him what he thinks of comrade Stalin >he says there are too many people around for him to say >you follow him to a secluded place >ask him again what he thinks of comrade Stalin >he answers dont tell the others, but I actually like him >tfw

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Anon is a World Leader | /r/Greentext

File: Rat King of Snyiv.jpg (108 KB, 1920x1080) I'M UKRAINIAN Anonymous (ID: rSohK71m >>500693350 >>500693368 >>500693787 | 03/17/25(Mon)19:42:30 No.500693229 >"Anon I saw you buying some stuff in the store and put your spare change in your pocket. Any chance you could spare that money for Ukraine?"
File: Rat King of Snyiv.jpg (108 KB, 1920x1080) I'M UKRAINIAN Anonymous (ID: rSohK71m >>500693350 >>500693368 >>500693787 | 03/17/25(Mon)19:42:30 No.500693229 >"Anon I saw you buying some stuff in the store and put your spare change in your pocket. Any chance you could spare that money for Ukraine?"

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Niche circumstances | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/11/25(Sun) 17:05:46 No.709496609 1.17 MB GIF > gain 5% attack if your health is under 10% after using a heavy attack for 8 second
Anonymous 05/11/25(Sun) 17:05:46 No.709496609 1.17 MB GIF > gain 5% attack if your health is under 10% after using a heavy attack for 8 second

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Anon is a schizo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hGTZ4A38 05/11/25(Sun)20:15:20 No.504504013 ΑΛΕ STENOC 152 KB PNG Jews, and by extension Christians and Muslims all worship Set, the Egyptian god of Chaos, Destruction, and Foreigners. >According to Abrahamitards, the plagues of Egypt were meant to show Yahweh's power over the major gods of Egypt. >However, Set, also a major god, was left alone, him being the the god of destruction (the plagues), and foreigners (the jews) >Yahweh also traps the jews for 40 years in the desert after pissing him off. What's also Set god of? The egyptian desert >Chaeremon, Apion, and Manetho all linked the Jewish god to Set >You can see it in ancient imagery where Jesus/Yahweh is portrayed with a donkeys head, donkeys being associated with Set
Anonymous (ID: hGTZ4A38 05/11/25(Sun)20:15:20 No.504504013 ΑΛΕ STENOC 152 KB PNG Jews, and by extension Christians and Muslims all worship Set, the Egyptian god of Chaos, Destruction, and Foreigners. >According to Abrahamitards, the plagues of Egypt were meant to show Yahweh's power over the major gods of Egypt. >However, Set, also a major god, was left alone, him being the the god of destruction (the plagues), and foreigners (the jews) >Yahweh also traps the jews for 40 years in the desert after pissing him off. What's also Set god of? The egyptian desert >Chaeremon, Apion, and Manetho all linked the Jewish god to Set >You can see it in ancient imagery where Jesus/Yahweh is portrayed with a donkeys head, donkeys being associated with Set

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And then anon woke up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 05/12/25(Mon)04:08:29 No.81141423 >get all obsessive on a girl ass >stalk her s--- >spam her s--- >get blocked >again and again and again >dm the guy she's talking to and all that >take ZERO s--- >she starts coming around crazy View Thread
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 05/12/25(Mon)04:08:29 No.81141423 >get all obsessive on a girl ass >stalk her s--- >spam her s--- >get blocked >again and again and again >dm the guy she's talking to and all that >take ZERO s--- >she starts coming around crazy View Thread

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Anon doesn't like da gurlz | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The Dangerous Rise Of Men Who Won't Date "Woke" Women 66 KB JPG her twenties 05/11/25(Sun)22:18:54 No.81139286 >stand at bus stop after work minding my own business >group of 3 women appear >one of them tells the others a story about how she supposedly had a relationship with a man before it turned out that the guy had a wife and was only using her for sex >the girl telling this story seems to be in >one of them says "men are disgusting pigs" >in the manwhile I'm on my phone browsing 4chan and waiting for the bus, I don't even look at them but they are sitting really close to me so its impossible to not hear what they say >she then corrects herself as if she noticed that I'm there >"well not all of them, but most men are" >they continue talking and before the bus arrives it turns out that one of these women is a single mom >the girl telling the story about the cheating husband gets on the bus before me >as I walk towards a seat I see her looking at me >I take an empty seat and keep browsing 4chan on my phone all the way home I f------ hate women bros. 17 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous The Dangerous Rise Of Men Who Won't Date "Woke" Women 66 KB JPG her twenties 05/11/25(Sun)22:18:54 No.81139286 >stand at bus stop after work minding my own business >group of 3 women appear >one of them tells the others a story about how she supposedly had a relationship with a man before it turned out that the guy had a wife and was only using her for sex >the girl telling this story seems to be in >one of them says "men are disgusting pigs" >in the manwhile I'm on my phone browsing 4chan and waiting for the bus, I don't even look at them but they are sitting really close to me so its impossible to not hear what they say >she then corrects herself as if she noticed that I'm there >"well not all of them, but most men are" >they continue talking and before the bus arrives it turns out that one of these women is a single mom >the girl telling the story about the cheating husband gets on the bus before me >as I walk towards a seat I see her looking at me >I take an empty seat and keep browsing 4chan on my phone all the way home I f------ hate women bros. 17 Replies View Thread

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Anon is Dr. Manhattan | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)03:10:47 No.208374832 >>208374897 File: 1735571111080737.png (281 KB, 489x343) >It is two days from now. I am abandoning the woman who is giving birth to my child. >It is nine months ago. I am having sex with a woman, both of us high on crack. >It is three years ago. I am robbing a liquor store. The Korean owner is shooting at us. Quantavious is diving in front of me, taking a bullet, and saving my life. I am leaving him to die, alone. >It is ten years from now. My son is killed in a drive-by shooting. His mother is calling. When I finally pick up, she will blame me for his death. I am tired of these police officers. These laws. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their handcuffs.
☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)03:10:47 No.208374832 >>208374897 File: 1735571111080737.png (281 KB, 489x343) >It is two days from now. I am abandoning the woman who is giving birth to my child. >It is nine months ago. I am having sex with a woman, both of us high on crack. >It is three years ago. I am robbing a liquor store. The Korean owner is shooting at us. Quantavious is diving in front of me, taking a bullet, and saving my life. I am leaving him to die, alone. >It is ten years from now. My son is killed in a drive-by shooting. His mother is calling. When I finally pick up, she will blame me for his death. I am tired of these police officers. These laws. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their handcuffs.

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Anon has some ideas | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/25(Sun) 22:40:00 No.81138562 kevin-6.jpg 49 KB JPG What is your business idea /r9k/? 4 Replies Anonymous View Thread 05/11/25(Sun)22:41:15 No.81138571 Inflatable pool tables that actually go in your pool : Anonymous >>81138562 (OP) # 05/11/25(Sun) 22:41:43 No.81138575 We monetize the deportation of brown and black people from white nations Anonymous Femboy milk in bags Anonymous >>81138562 (OP) # Pre dipped tendies 05/11/25(Sun) 22:41:50 No.81138579 05/11/25(Sun)22:42:01 No.81138581
: Anonymous 05/11/25(Sun) 22:40:00 No.81138562 kevin-6.jpg 49 KB JPG What is your business idea /r9k/? 4 Replies Anonymous View Thread 05/11/25(Sun)22:41:15 No.81138571 Inflatable pool tables that actually go in your pool : Anonymous >>81138562 (OP) # 05/11/25(Sun) 22:41:43 No.81138575 We monetize the deportation of brown and black people from white nations Anonymous Femboy milk in bags Anonymous >>81138562 (OP) # Pre dipped tendies 05/11/25(Sun) 22:41:50 No.81138579 05/11/25(Sun)22:42:01 No.81138581

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Anon is Howard Hughes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 184 KB JPG 05/07/25(Wed) 04:42:17 No.934257487 >wake up to my room of piss jugs and s--- bottles >first thing I do in the morning is check my gbp >saved up enough good boy points to buy a steam card >crawl out of my Teen Titans Go blanket (I got it from Santa instead of coal for being a good boy) >rip off page of my gbp chart and hobble downstairs >mummy cooking me a breakfast of tendies >"mummy mummy! I saved up enough good boy points to get a steam card!" >"let me see that my special little boy. You've been so good these past few weeks! Here are your chicken tenders." >f------ normie c---, who calls them chicken tenders >eat my mountain of tendies then get into the car >mummy starts to drive >suddenly get motion sick >"mummy I don't feel very good" >puke all over the back of her car, tendie flakes everywhere >oh my god! -10 gbp. We are going back to the house now >what the f--- you stupid bitch I was good all month for that steam card >was going to buy Sakura Swim Club with it >get back to the house >enact plan of revenge >mummy goes to sleep >pick up s--- jugs with caution, pull out mummy's space heater and place the s--- jugs with it next to her bed >20 min later >s--- bottles explode >hot poop splatters everywhere >mummy gets plastic shard in her eye >has to go to the hospital >doctor said its infected and has to be removed >mummy now looks like nick fury f------ normie bitch that's what you get for taking away my gbp 3 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 184 KB JPG 05/07/25(Wed) 04:42:17 No.934257487 >wake up to my room of piss jugs and s--- bottles >first thing I do in the morning is check my gbp >saved up enough good boy points to buy a steam card >crawl out of my Teen Titans Go blanket (I got it from Santa instead of coal for being a good boy) >rip off page of my gbp chart and hobble downstairs >mummy cooking me a breakfast of tendies >"mummy mummy! I saved up enough good boy points to get a steam card!" >"let me see that my special little boy. You've been so good these past few weeks! Here are your chicken tenders." >f------ normie c---, who calls them chicken tenders >eat my mountain of tendies then get into the car >mummy starts to drive >suddenly get motion sick >"mummy I don't feel very good" >puke all over the back of her car, tendie flakes everywhere >oh my god! -10 gbp. We are going back to the house now >what the f--- you stupid bitch I was good all month for that steam card >was going to buy Sakura Swim Club with it >get back to the house >enact plan of revenge >mummy goes to sleep >pick up s--- jugs with caution, pull out mummy's space heater and place the s--- jugs with it next to her bed >20 min later >s--- bottles explode >hot poop splatters everywhere >mummy gets plastic shard in her eye >has to go to the hospital >doctor said its infected and has to be removed >mummy now looks like nick fury f------ normie bitch that's what you get for taking away my gbp 3 Replies View Thread

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Had a shit first semester, now looking for advice | /r/Greentext

File: weirdface.jpg (77 KB, 1024x768) Bad first semester at uni; slept in girls bed, lost all my friends; feeling hopeless Anonymous 05/11/25(Sun)23:44:13 No.33047299 >be me, 19 >first year electrical engineering major >think I might be on the autism spectrum, maybe ADHD too, but never diagnosed >was introverted in high school, tried to be more extroverted in college, succeeded socially >grades tanked, ended up on academic probation, Fs in major classes >focused more on social life than academics, made some friends >roommate sucks, not friends, sleep schedule got messed up >used THC first semester, liked it, made my mind run >eating and exercising was better at college, liked walking and running high for exercise >semester gets worse, get obsessed with a girl, friends slowly pushed me away because of it >became BADLY sleep deprived started walking around campus late at night believing in weird stuff >ended up sleeping in a random girl's dorm room thinking it was for me >cops called, got sent to hospital instead of police station, diagnosed with brief psychotic disorder >inpatient at Day program for a week, no electronics, just left with my thoughts; spent Christmas at the hospital; parents cryed >got prescribed meds (Benadryl for sleep, Zyprexa/Olanzapine for psychosis) >hated the meds, made me feel sleepy and out of place; not a fan of meds >I got diagnosed have Schizoaffective disorder a few months later >now on Propranolol, Zolpidem, and Olanzapine >never been in therapy before this >stressed about future, worried about not having friends when I go to new school >some friends blocked me after the psych episode, embarrassed about stuff I said/did; sad i lost some people; cry about it sometimes >see people post their best moments of the year, feel like s--- for missing out, could've been there >want to get back on track, but feel like motivation is gone >need a job, need motivation, just feel like lying around all day >what do?
File: weirdface.jpg (77 KB, 1024x768) Bad first semester at uni; slept in girls bed, lost all my friends; feeling hopeless Anonymous 05/11/25(Sun)23:44:13 No.33047299 >be me, 19 >first year electrical engineering major >think I might be on the autism spectrum, maybe ADHD too, but never diagnosed >was introverted in high school, tried to be more extroverted in college, succeeded socially >grades tanked, ended up on academic probation, Fs in major classes >focused more on social life than academics, made some friends >roommate sucks, not friends, sleep schedule got messed up >used THC first semester, liked it, made my mind run >eating and exercising was better at college, liked walking and running high for exercise >semester gets worse, get obsessed with a girl, friends slowly pushed me away because of it >became BADLY sleep deprived started walking around campus late at night believing in weird stuff >ended up sleeping in a random girl's dorm room thinking it was for me >cops called, got sent to hospital instead of police station, diagnosed with brief psychotic disorder >inpatient at Day program for a week, no electronics, just left with my thoughts; spent Christmas at the hospital; parents cryed >got prescribed meds (Benadryl for sleep, Zyprexa/Olanzapine for psychosis) >hated the meds, made me feel sleepy and out of place; not a fan of meds >I got diagnosed have Schizoaffective disorder a few months later >now on Propranolol, Zolpidem, and Olanzapine >never been in therapy before this >stressed about future, worried about not having friends when I go to new school >some friends blocked me after the psych episode, embarrassed about stuff I said/did; sad i lost some people; cry about it sometimes >see people post their best moments of the year, feel like s--- for missing out, could've been there >want to get back on track, but feel like motivation is gone >need a job, need motivation, just feel like lying around all day >what do?

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You really can't anymore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/10/25(Sat)03:05:55 No.709354424 Tolga: sorry dreamski Tolga: we playing friends opnly Tolga: i hv to kick you dremskiy: im frend Tolga: dontmake this more difficult Z DISPATCHES O C EFFECTS 1 174683843213753929.jpg 98 KB JPG how do you make friends in online games?
Anonymous 05/10/25(Sat)03:05:55 No.709354424 Tolga: sorry dreamski Tolga: we playing friends opnly Tolga: i hv to kick you dremskiy: im frend Tolga: dontmake this more difficult Z DISPATCHES O C EFFECTS 1 174683843213753929.jpg 98 KB JPG how do you make friends in online games?

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