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Anon must seek new employment. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I might have to quit my job 67 KB JPG >pick the lock open 05/21/25(Wed) 09:36:54 No.934754783 >be me 29m >be wagecuck >work in s----- office building >someone starts locking the mens restroom so no one can use it >maintenance cant be bothered to come unlock it despite multiple emails from staff >take things into my own hands >whoever locked it keeps locking it everytime I pick it >it's part of my morning routine now to lockpick our restroom open >manager notices >"Hey Anon where did you learn to lockpick?" >tell him from playing vidya >he doesn't believe me >co-workers start getting suspicious of me >start getting distant and secretive >mfw my boss/coworkers think I'm a thief when really I'm just a loser that plays vidya when I'm not working
: Anonymous I might have to quit my job 67 KB JPG >pick the lock open 05/21/25(Wed) 09:36:54 No.934754783 >be me 29m >be wagecuck >work in s----- office building >someone starts locking the mens restroom so no one can use it >maintenance cant be bothered to come unlock it despite multiple emails from staff >take things into my own hands >whoever locked it keeps locking it everytime I pick it >it's part of my morning routine now to lockpick our restroom open >manager notices >"Hey Anon where did you learn to lockpick?" >tell him from playing vidya >he doesn't believe me >co-workers start getting suspicious of me >start getting distant and secretive >mfw my boss/coworkers think I'm a thief when really I'm just a loser that plays vidya when I'm not working

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Anon wants to borrow Chang's sister. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)13:18:22 No.56719069 IMG_20200213_151652.jpg 303 KB JPG >hey Chang do you mind if I borrow your sister Anonymous 1/2 02/13/20(Thu)13:19:16 No.56719078 That's my brother, but sure.
Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)13:18:22 No.56719069 IMG_20200213_151652.jpg 303 KB JPG >hey Chang do you mind if I borrow your sister Anonymous 1/2 02/13/20(Thu)13:19:16 No.56719078 That's my brother, but sure.

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Bitchiplier | /r/Greentext

I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55
I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55

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Anon ponders power | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB PNG "emperor" 05/21/25(Wed)02:55:09 No.81235839 >become president >sick your personal militia on every other branch of government, killing everybody that stands in your way >dramatically reduce the entire government, down to only a handful of loyalists who would gladly die for you >change the name of the role of the leader of the US from "president" to >absolutely everything you say immediately becomes law and no one can stop you no matter what >also you are impervious to assassination attempts and term limits no longer affect you and elections are a thing of the past what would you do next? 2 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 5 KB PNG "emperor" 05/21/25(Wed)02:55:09 No.81235839 >become president >sick your personal militia on every other branch of government, killing everybody that stands in your way >dramatically reduce the entire government, down to only a handful of loyalists who would gladly die for you >change the name of the role of the leader of the US from "president" to >absolutely everything you say immediately becomes law and no one can stop you no matter what >also you are impervious to assassination attempts and term limits no longer affect you and elections are a thing of the past what would you do next? 2 Replies View Thread

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A bridge too far. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed) 03:06:47 No.81235905 HOW TO WIN FRIENDS & INFLUENCE PEOPLE The Only Book You Need to Lead You to Success Dale Carnegie 182 KB JPG >how to win friends and influence people >involves being nice to them Well that was a bust. Why write an impossible tutorial. View Thread
: Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed) 03:06:47 No.81235905 HOW TO WIN FRIENDS & INFLUENCE PEOPLE The Only Book You Need to Lead You to Success Dale Carnegie 182 KB JPG >how to win friends and influence people >involves being nice to them Well that was a bust. Why write an impossible tutorial. View Thread

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america anon on ww2 japanese soldiers | /r/Greentext

யா >*Bayonetts babies* Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2025 10:28:50 No.206642350 View Reply Original Report [133/28/1] Quoted By: >>206642405 >>206642412 >>206642416 >>206642427 >>206642491 >>206642496 >>206642612 >>206642694 >>206643071 >>206643247 >>206643451 >>206644355 >*Shoots civilians* >*Murders POWs* >*Rapes children* >*Releases plagues into villages* >*Experiments on prisoners* >*Tortures women* >*Falsifies his surrender* >*Sneak-attacks neutral countries* "Muh warrior's honor or something. Muh boo-she-doh code or however the nuke is dropped."
யா >*Bayonetts babies* Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2025 10:28:50 No.206642350 View Reply Original Report [133/28/1] Quoted By: >>206642405 >>206642412 >>206642416 >>206642427 >>206642491 >>206642496 >>206642612 >>206642694 >>206643071 >>206643247 >>206643451 >>206644355 >*Shoots civilians* >*Murders POWs* >*Rapes children* >*Releases plagues into villages* >*Experiments on prisoners* >*Tortures women* >*Falsifies his surrender* >*Sneak-attacks neutral countries* "Muh warrior's honor or something. Muh boo-she-doh code or however the nuke is dropped."

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>full-life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:23:44 No.710220289 >half life >you start with 100hp 36 KB JPG Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:24:46 No.710220359 >>710220289 (OP) # >STALKER >no women 87 KB JPG >>710222753 # : Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:27:43 No.710220554 >call of duty >no s------- mechanics 62 KB JPG
Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:23:44 No.710220289 >half life >you start with 100hp 36 KB JPG Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:24:46 No.710220359 >>710220289 (OP) # >STALKER >no women 87 KB JPG >>710222753 # : Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:27:43 No.710220554 >call of duty >no s------- mechanics 62 KB JPG

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Green Text I found in \mu\ | /r/Greentext

Search in thread Anonymous 126413415 ☑ PNG 2.84 MB Friday 2025-05-16 10:18:45 3 days ago >Production Resources: https://pastebin.com/pYGCLu6q https://pastebin.com/p2QUqMzj >/prod/wiki - still looking for contributors http://mu-sic-production.wikia.com Use vocaroo to post WIPs. https://vocaroo.com/ No youtube, soundcloud and other shilling websites allowed. Previous: >>126371598 186 Replies 36 Images Anonymous >>126413415 (OP) I wanna c------- her Friday 2025-05-16 11:13:43 126413827 15 REPLY 3 days ago 8< REPLY
Search in thread Anonymous 126413415 ☑ PNG 2.84 MB Friday 2025-05-16 10:18:45 3 days ago >Production Resources: https://pastebin.com/pYGCLu6q https://pastebin.com/p2QUqMzj >/prod/wiki - still looking for contributors http://mu-sic-production.wikia.com Use vocaroo to post WIPs. https://vocaroo.com/ No youtube, soundcloud and other shilling websites allowed. Previous: >>126371598 186 Replies 36 Images Anonymous >>126413415 (OP) I wanna c------- her Friday 2025-05-16 11:13:43 126413827 15 REPLY 3 days ago 8< REPLY

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I hate when that happens | /r/Greentext

2h 53075044-3 Replies 6 Re - 1 Img JPG 30KB (660x574) >Windows randomly installs "Photos add-on" app to my computer >starts making "albums" out of my p--- and emailing it to people I just want to be left alone
2h 53075044-3 Replies 6 Re - 1 Img JPG 30KB (660x574) >Windows randomly installs "Photos add-on" app to my computer >starts making "albums" out of my p--- and emailing it to people I just want to be left alone

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The green is in the name | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue) 05:36:45 No.39758786 regret.jpg 113 KB JPG Ate my own c-- again. >>39758901 # >>39758982 #
Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue) 05:36:45 No.39758786 regret.jpg 113 KB JPG Ate my own c-- again. >>39758901 # >>39758982 #

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Anon is buttmad | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:26:21 No.75128298 >>75129989 You know, I was going to request, but then I remembered who frequents these threads. Go f--- yourself for ruining this for me, you narcissistic f-----. There is a general drawthread you could've peddled your "humorous" atrocities, but you decided to f------ go and squat in this one, chasing everyone else off. I can't tell if it's malice or autism that made you do this, but it doesn't f------ matter. Kill yourself. Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)19:40:00 No.75129989 >>75128298 # Mucho texto
>> Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:26:21 No.75128298 >>75129989 You know, I was going to request, but then I remembered who frequents these threads. Go f--- yourself for ruining this for me, you narcissistic f-----. There is a general drawthread you could've peddled your "humorous" atrocities, but you decided to f------ go and squat in this one, chasing everyone else off. I can't tell if it's malice or autism that made you do this, but it doesn't f------ matter. Kill yourself. Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)19:40:00 No.75129989 >>75128298 # Mucho texto

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Gym anon story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Argument / fight at gym 196 KB PNG after I ignored him. 05/19/25(Mon)17:45:22 No.76154930 Ruined the set really. Any fitizens ever been in an argument or fight at a gym? If so what happened and what was the result? I just got in a heated argument because some man waved his hands right Infront of my face to get my attention mid set, even Looking back its quite dumb but at the time it was rage inducing. : Anonymous 05/19/25(Mon) 17:52:02 No.76154948 >at the gym >some guy keeps staring at me >no matter where I am, his eyes follow >wave to acknowledge his existence >now he's frozen >visably shaking >oh s---, is he having a seizure >wave my hands erratically in his face trying to get his attention because the chinese cartoon music is bleeding through his headphones and he can't hear me >he finally comes back >I ask him if he's feeling fit buddy >he spergs out that I ruined his sigma male mindset >immediately pulls out his phone and starts typing F--- this, the homegym people were right >>76159753 #
Anonymous Argument / fight at gym 196 KB PNG after I ignored him. 05/19/25(Mon)17:45:22 No.76154930 Ruined the set really. Any fitizens ever been in an argument or fight at a gym? If so what happened and what was the result? I just got in a heated argument because some man waved his hands right Infront of my face to get my attention mid set, even Looking back its quite dumb but at the time it was rage inducing. : Anonymous 05/19/25(Mon) 17:52:02 No.76154948 >at the gym >some guy keeps staring at me >no matter where I am, his eyes follow >wave to acknowledge his existence >now he's frozen >visably shaking >oh s---, is he having a seizure >wave my hands erratically in his face trying to get his attention because the chinese cartoon music is bleeding through his headphones and he can't hear me >he finally comes back >I ask him if he's feeling fit buddy >he spergs out that I ruined his sigma male mindset >immediately pulls out his phone and starts typing F--- this, the homegym people were right >>76159753 #

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Music makes anon stronger | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why is white girl pop peak lif(...) 528 KB JPG >hit PR Every time 05/08/25(Thu)19:54:31 No.76117154 >struggle with lift >put on white girl pop Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh Is it that sweet? I guess so Say you can't sleep, baby, I know That's that me espresso 216 Replies/49 Images View Thread
Anonymous Why is white girl pop peak lif(...) 528 KB JPG >hit PR Every time 05/08/25(Thu)19:54:31 No.76117154 >struggle with lift >put on white girl pop Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh Is it that sweet? I guess so Say you can't sleep, baby, I know That's that me espresso 216 Replies/49 Images View Thread

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Anon hates Ireland | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Irish revolution was an abject(...) AMY We 589 KB GIF 05/20/25(Tue)07:42:31 No. 17699735 >still speak a foreign language >6 counties are still occupied >all laws and governance is directed to them from European powers >most famous Irishmen all have the same thing in common: they left Ireland and found their fortune in the Commonwealth It's a bitter truth the Irish people aren't ready to accept. They gave up in 1973 and simply swapped masters. Irish people love to get drunk on the weekends and sing. rebel songs and praises of nationalism, but they live in total denial of their reality. It's very sad state of existence. A nation chronically lacking in confidence.
Anonymous Irish revolution was an abject(...) AMY We 589 KB GIF 05/20/25(Tue)07:42:31 No. 17699735 >still speak a foreign language >6 counties are still occupied >all laws and governance is directed to them from European powers >most famous Irishmen all have the same thing in common: they left Ireland and found their fortune in the Commonwealth It's a bitter truth the Irish people aren't ready to accept. They gave up in 1973 and simply swapped masters. Irish people love to get drunk on the weekends and sing. rebel songs and praises of nationalism, but they live in total denial of their reality. It's very sad state of existence. A nation chronically lacking in confidence.

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Gabe newell killer gaming | /r/Greentext

Board /v/ - Video Games File: the giga jew himself.jpg (147 KB, 1080x1080) Settings Mobile Home Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)11:59:15 No.710200939 >>710201086 >>710201882 >>710202001 >>710202123 >>710203235 >>710204828 >>710205828 >>710206193 >>710206356 >>710206413 >>710206481 >>710207197 >>710207228 >>710207316 >invents paid mods >invents lootbox cancer >kills physical media >rampant censorship >spends monopoly money on fleet of yachts instead of giving back to industry saved pc gaming? more like murdered it Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)12:01:07 No.710201010 ►>>710201107 but enough about tim sweeney Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)12:03:01 No.710201086 ►>>710201584 >>710200939 (OP) don't forget >keeps taxing 1/3 of the PC gaming industry's revenue just for offering download links and a basic website's features Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)12:03:33 No.710201107 ►>>710205828
Board /v/ - Video Games File: the giga jew himself.jpg (147 KB, 1080x1080) Settings Mobile Home Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)11:59:15 No.710200939 >>710201086 >>710201882 >>710202001 >>710202123 >>710203235 >>710204828 >>710205828 >>710206193 >>710206356 >>710206413 >>710206481 >>710207197 >>710207228 >>710207316 >invents paid mods >invents lootbox cancer >kills physical media >rampant censorship >spends monopoly money on fleet of yachts instead of giving back to industry saved pc gaming? more like murdered it Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)12:01:07 No.710201010 ►>>710201107 but enough about tim sweeney Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)12:03:01 No.710201086 ►>>710201584 >>710200939 (OP) don't forget >keeps taxing 1/3 of the PC gaming industry's revenue just for offering download links and a basic website's features Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)12:03:33 No.710201107 ►>>710205828

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Anon doesn't get peak Star Wars | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 953 KB JPG 04/02/25(Wed)16:27:32 No.209853612 >see everyone claim the CG Star Wars shows are where the real storytelling is >turn on a random episode >within 3 minutes they're using lightsabers to fly like helicopters Never listening to you f------ again
Anonymous 953 KB JPG 04/02/25(Wed)16:27:32 No.209853612 >see everyone claim the CG Star Wars shows are where the real storytelling is >turn on a random episode >within 3 minutes they're using lightsabers to fly like helicopters Never listening to you f------ again

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