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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: UWDyPPfb) ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/20/25(Fri)05:54:48 No.508076510 666 KB PNG Ok, mutts have won this argument. Anonymous (ID: d/Nq9B4X ) >>508076510 (OP). 06/20/25(Fri)05:56:13 No.508076565 That's not even a real air conditioner f-----. This is just a fancy air mover.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: UWDyPPfb) ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/20/25(Fri)05:54:48 No.508076510 666 KB PNG Ok, mutts have won this argument. Anonymous (ID: d/Nq9B4X ) >>508076510 (OP). 06/20/25(Fri)05:56:13 No.508076565 That's not even a real air conditioner f-----. This is just a fancy air mover.

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Anon traumatises his family | /r/Greentext

File: 1722137029123791.jpg (14 KB, 240x240) my phone just ruined my entire f------ life Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)03:05:11 No.81548356 >>81548369 >>81548377 >>81548390 >>81548392 >>81548409 >>81548424 >>81548845 >>81549147 >>81549550 >>81549631 >>81549817 so i'm loading into the family car with my dad and lil sis in the back like a true neetcel parasite. phone instantly autoconnects to the bluetooth and before i can even alt+f4, my last pornhub tab just f------ BUSTS the speakers at full vol with some nasty throat-gagging "good girl daddy" s---. absolute ear- r----- slop. nobody's said a word since. i legit want to an-hero. someone just take me out back and shoot me already.
File: 1722137029123791.jpg (14 KB, 240x240) my phone just ruined my entire f------ life Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)03:05:11 No.81548356 >>81548369 >>81548377 >>81548390 >>81548392 >>81548409 >>81548424 >>81548845 >>81549147 >>81549550 >>81549631 >>81549817 so i'm loading into the family car with my dad and lil sis in the back like a true neetcel parasite. phone instantly autoconnects to the bluetooth and before i can even alt+f4, my last pornhub tab just f------ BUSTS the speakers at full vol with some nasty throat-gagging "good girl daddy" s---. absolute ear- r----- slop. nobody's said a word since. i legit want to an-hero. someone just take me out back and shoot me already.

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Gay sex or fent? | /r/Greentext

Fentanyl Calid and Pasm 153 KB JPG >I hate my life >Everyday I wake up and ask myself "where did I go wrong?" >my mother hates me and sees me as the laziest and fattest person on earth >I don't have any productive hobbies >I don't have any friends >I don't have any money >I will never find love >I will never have a spouse >I will never have a car >I will never have a house >I will never have a career >I will never retire >I will never be happy >I will always be lonely I am going to try fentanyl later and I will love it. I will be dead by 25, and I don't even care. 11 Replies 1 Image : Anonymous >>81548928 # >>81549833 # View Thread 06/20/25(Fri)07:56:37 No.81548524 Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)08:45:43 No.81548928 Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)08:51:33 No.81548979 >>81547520 (OP) # can't you like have gay sex instead
Fentanyl Calid and Pasm 153 KB JPG >I hate my life >Everyday I wake up and ask myself "where did I go wrong?" >my mother hates me and sees me as the laziest and fattest person on earth >I don't have any productive hobbies >I don't have any friends >I don't have any money >I will never find love >I will never have a spouse >I will never have a car >I will never have a house >I will never have a career >I will never retire >I will never be happy >I will always be lonely I am going to try fentanyl later and I will love it. I will be dead by 25, and I don't even care. 11 Replies 1 Image : Anonymous >>81548928 # >>81549833 # View Thread 06/20/25(Fri)07:56:37 No.81548524 Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)08:45:43 No.81548928 Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)08:51:33 No.81548979 >>81547520 (OP) # can't you like have gay sex instead

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Anon gets banned. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 74 KB JPG 06/20/25(Fri)09:34:44 No.81549353 >in a reddit thread where some woman vents about being physically, emotionally, and sexually abused as a child >I reply "That's rough, OP, but you weren't entitled to a good childhood. You weren't entitled to not being abused. The sooner you realize this, the better off you'll be. None of us are entitled to anything; the sooner you get rid of this victim narrative, the better off you'll be. Good luck. You got this." >downvoted to -46 and permabanned wut? 4 Replies Anonymous >>81549741 # View Thread 06/20/25(Fri)10:17:48 No.81549727 Anonymous Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)10:19:09 No.81549741 06/20/25(Fri)10:19:28 No.81549744 >>81549353 (OP) # Reddit wasnt ready for thos trvke 06/20/25(Fri)10:20:06 No.81549749 Anonymous >>81549353 (OP) # its not worth using logic against redditors or most women in general, they much prefer to whine instead
: Anonymous 74 KB JPG 06/20/25(Fri)09:34:44 No.81549353 >in a reddit thread where some woman vents about being physically, emotionally, and sexually abused as a child >I reply "That's rough, OP, but you weren't entitled to a good childhood. You weren't entitled to not being abused. The sooner you realize this, the better off you'll be. None of us are entitled to anything; the sooner you get rid of this victim narrative, the better off you'll be. Good luck. You got this." >downvoted to -46 and permabanned wut? 4 Replies Anonymous >>81549741 # View Thread 06/20/25(Fri)10:17:48 No.81549727 Anonymous Anonymous 06/20/25(Fri)10:19:09 No.81549741 06/20/25(Fri)10:19:28 No.81549744 >>81549353 (OP) # Reddit wasnt ready for thos trvke 06/20/25(Fri)10:20:06 No.81549749 Anonymous >>81549353 (OP) # its not worth using logic against redditors or most women in general, they much prefer to whine instead

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Jesus fucking christ | /r/Greentext

>there are people who have it everyday >they are people for whom 3 days without it is unbearable >my female boss probably gives her husband b------- 33 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: qmKDX+NM) >>60516972 (OP) # I'm a 32 year old virgin. >>60517003 # >>60517032 # 06/17/25(Tue)22:18:32 No.60516975 Anonymous (ID: NbfxoMSK) 75 KB JPG 06/17/25(Tue)22:24:29 No.60516994 >>60516972 (OP) # I f----- over 100 different prostitutes since my twenties and by my thirties I unironically gave up on sex, it's seems like a fun idea until you are suddenly naked next to a woman and you're supposed to stick your d--- in her vagina, what kind of retarded stuff is that? lol. It gets really old quick if you're not a twenty years old f-----, I'd rather goon next to some divided screen overwatch futanari hmv hypno s--- while I'm high on magic mushrooms and a good old viagra and my bathmate is creating an air vaccum on penis so I can c-- hands free. All in all, women are for literal npc f---. Picrel gets my d--- like diamonds who needs to see a fit slut instagram celeb anyways, I'm not a biofag f--- women, they are boring as hell and f--- my dad he was never there for me, f--- me too I guess
>there are people who have it everyday >they are people for whom 3 days without it is unbearable >my female boss probably gives her husband b------- 33 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: qmKDX+NM) >>60516972 (OP) # I'm a 32 year old virgin. >>60517003 # >>60517032 # 06/17/25(Tue)22:18:32 No.60516975 Anonymous (ID: NbfxoMSK) 75 KB JPG 06/17/25(Tue)22:24:29 No.60516994 >>60516972 (OP) # I f----- over 100 different prostitutes since my twenties and by my thirties I unironically gave up on sex, it's seems like a fun idea until you are suddenly naked next to a woman and you're supposed to stick your d--- in her vagina, what kind of retarded stuff is that? lol. It gets really old quick if you're not a twenty years old f-----, I'd rather goon next to some divided screen overwatch futanari hmv hypno s--- while I'm high on magic mushrooms and a good old viagra and my bathmate is creating an air vaccum on penis so I can c-- hands free. All in all, women are for literal npc f---. Picrel gets my d--- like diamonds who needs to see a fit slut instagram celeb anyways, I'm not a biofag f--- women, they are boring as hell and f--- my dad he was never there for me, f--- me too I guess

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Anon is a bully | /r/Greentext

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Womanon in shambles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous all men do is lie th s? It's wwyd ased. huge ass 98 KB JPG 06/19/25(Thu)13:12:22 No.81540228 >be a femcel with small t--- and ass >no male attention my whole life so i know for a fact that i have zero sex appeal gigantic ass and t--- >robots claim men ackschually dont care and they would f--- anything > browse /r9k/ >all robots obsess over is hoes with never began for flatcels, just stop f------ lying to me : Anonymous >>81540228 (OP) # 06/19/25(Thu)13:14:08 No.81540234 you will literally see in those threads i, and other anons saying they want small t--- and ass >>81540253 # : Anonymous >>81540228 (OP) # 06/19/25(Thu)13:16:15 No.81540250 Those threads were made by women. >>81540265 #
: Anonymous all men do is lie th s? It's wwyd ased. huge ass 98 KB JPG 06/19/25(Thu)13:12:22 No.81540228 >be a femcel with small t--- and ass >no male attention my whole life so i know for a fact that i have zero sex appeal gigantic ass and t--- >robots claim men ackschually dont care and they would f--- anything > browse /r9k/ >all robots obsess over is hoes with never began for flatcels, just stop f------ lying to me : Anonymous >>81540228 (OP) # 06/19/25(Thu)13:14:08 No.81540234 you will literally see in those threads i, and other anons saying they want small t--- and ass >>81540253 # : Anonymous >>81540228 (OP) # 06/19/25(Thu)13:16:15 No.81540250 Those threads were made by women. >>81540265 #

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Anon on h3h3 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 20:30 06/19/25(Thu)18:40:22 No.81546723 I'm Suing These Three Creators 258K views • 3 hours ago h3) h3h3Productions ✔ Thanks for watching :) Read the full complaints below: Denims: http://archive.org/details/denims-complaint Frogan:... New 368 KB PNG >make content nuke >it flops >response is to sue everyone who watched it name a more jewish thing to do 8
Anonymous 20:30 06/19/25(Thu)18:40:22 No.81546723 I'm Suing These Three Creators 258K views • 3 hours ago h3) h3h3Productions ✔ Thanks for watching :) Read the full complaints below: Denims: http://archive.org/details/denims-complaint Frogan:... New 368 KB PNG >make content nuke >it flops >response is to sue everyone who watched it name a more jewish thing to do 8

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Anon gets some new students in his class | /r/Greentext

[Autism Intensifies] Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)20:12:14 UTC-6 No.521945124 [Reply] Replies: >>521949103 >Be me, high school senior >A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomethingsomething >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers >"Sure, anything." >He asks me how to legally change his name >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving >Can't say I blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >"Lee. Like, Bruce Lee.* >Soundsgood.jpeg >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- >I offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse >Is about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >"Dad...?" >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling."
[Autism Intensifies] Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)20:12:14 UTC-6 No.521945124 [Reply] Replies: >>521949103 >Be me, high school senior >A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomethingsomething >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers >"Sure, anything." >He asks me how to legally change his name >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving >Can't say I blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >"Lee. Like, Bruce Lee.* >Soundsgood.jpeg >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- >I offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse >Is about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >"Dad...?" >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling."

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TES, bros... our response? | /r/Greentext

File: image_2025-06-19_191740297.png (189 KB, 483x340) ☐ Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:19:42 No.713100252 >>713100348 >>713100391 >>713100902 >>713100970 >>>713100976 >>713102267 >>713103491 >>713105140 When I was 16, I played The Elder Scrolls 5. I felt in that moment that I would live to see dozens of sequels. Now I know I shall not see The Elder Scrolls 6. >> Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:21:01 No.713100348 >> Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:21:37 No.713100391 >> Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:22:41 No.713100468 >> Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:24:05 No.713100583 >> Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:25:11 No.713100669 >> Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:25:54 No.713100728
File: image_2025-06-19_191740297.png (189 KB, 483x340) ☐ Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:19:42 No.713100252 >>713100348 >>713100391 >>713100902 >>713100970 >>>713100976 >>713102267 >>713103491 >>713105140 When I was 16, I played The Elder Scrolls 5. I felt in that moment that I would live to see dozens of sequels. Now I know I shall not see The Elder Scrolls 6. >> Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:21:01 No.713100348 >> Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:21:37 No.713100391 >> Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:22:41 No.713100468 >> Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:24:05 No.713100583 >> Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:25:11 No.713100669 >> Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)20:25:54 No.713100728

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The Duality of Chan | /r/Greentext

R: 38 / 1: 16 Elves should not be pretty They should be inhuman borderline creepy looking. fite me c---. R: 51/I: 13 What's the best fantasy justification for giving elfs huge bouncing t------? I'm trying to plan out my next setting.
R: 38 / 1: 16 Elves should not be pretty They should be inhuman borderline creepy looking. fite me c---. R: 51/I: 13 What's the best fantasy justification for giving elfs huge bouncing t------? I'm trying to plan out my next setting.

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Why aren't you Mundimaxxing? | /r/Greentext

2B2C76E3-9A51-4CFF-9218-D478B695C439.jpg >took the buzzpill Jesus christ Anonymous >>14939625 (OP) # 15 KB JPG 01/16/20(Thu)09:23:57 No.14939703 It is settled then. Yoda will take a battalion of clones to reinforce the Wookiees on Kashyyyk. >>14939752 # >>14939758 # >>14939920 # >>14940110 # >>14940141 # >>14940159 # >>14940177 #
2B2C76E3-9A51-4CFF-9218-D478B695C439.jpg >took the buzzpill Jesus christ Anonymous >>14939625 (OP) # 15 KB JPG 01/16/20(Thu)09:23:57 No.14939703 It is settled then. Yoda will take a battalion of clones to reinforce the Wookiees on Kashyyyk. >>14939752 # >>14939758 # >>14939920 # >>14940110 # >>14940141 # >>14940159 # >>14940177 #

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Anon works at a record store. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.07 MB GIF sometimes >18 06/19/25(Thu)10:31:10 No.81542544 >work at a record store that does shows for bands too >it's a cool job >the owner owns the bar next door >have always been into one of the bartenders >she's really nice to me and she'll hang out with me after or before she works >I asked her out even though she's 29 >she was really nice about it and said that she was into girls >makes sense she's not really into make up and kindof dresses like it >I move for college in a couple months and I've made it a goal to pull off anything with her before then >it's hopeless but she's my one >last night an old regular that I haven't seen in months shows up >he's a really cool guy he seems a little weird like autistic but he's one of the only actual adults that treated me like I wasn't just a kid >at around 9:30 I watch him and the bartender walk from the bar into his car and f--- man
Anonymous 1.07 MB GIF sometimes >18 06/19/25(Thu)10:31:10 No.81542544 >work at a record store that does shows for bands too >it's a cool job >the owner owns the bar next door >have always been into one of the bartenders >she's really nice to me and she'll hang out with me after or before she works >I asked her out even though she's 29 >she was really nice about it and said that she was into girls >makes sense she's not really into make up and kindof dresses like it >I move for college in a couple months and I've made it a goal to pull off anything with her before then >it's hopeless but she's my one >last night an old regular that I haven't seen in months shows up >he's a really cool guy he seems a little weird like autistic but he's one of the only actual adults that treated me like I wasn't just a kid >at around 9:30 I watch him and the bartender walk from the bar into his car and f--- man

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Anon manipulate the girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 575 KB JPG 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin >they gave a hut at our school 500 USD to f--- me >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity
Anonymous 575 KB JPG 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin >they gave a hut at our school 500 USD to f--- me >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity

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Anon is a NEET | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 3xOuuLxo) 52 KB JPG 06/19/25(Thu)06:17:29 No.507973577 > neetbux > siphoning neighbor's WiFi for free > comfy Wagie sisters, what are the political implications of NEET chads staying extra comfy in 2025?
Anonymous (ID: 3xOuuLxo) 52 KB JPG 06/19/25(Thu)06:17:29 No.507973577 > neetbux > siphoning neighbor's WiFi for free > comfy Wagie sisters, what are the political implications of NEET chads staying extra comfy in 2025?

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Anon doesn't like skittles | /r/Greentext

06/18/25(Wed)12:10:18 No.50787029 If God is so good, why did he create spiders? Or British people? Or yellow skittles. Nobody likes those. >>507870295 (OP) # Or muslims >British >Muslim Same thing
06/18/25(Wed)12:10:18 No.50787029 If God is so good, why did he create spiders? Or British people? Or yellow skittles. Nobody likes those. >>507870295 (OP) # Or muslims >British >Muslim Same thing

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