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File:IMG_1347.jpg (826 KB, 1006x1181) >>33843603 >>33843614 >>33843722 >>33843740 >>33843766 >>33843970 >>33844083 >>33844136 >>33844211 >>33844405 >>33844521 >>33846456 >>33850583 >>33850927 >>33851472 >>33856441 >"you're a f---(doll, toy, hole)" Anonymous (ID: T1KLRiFi) 03/14/25(Fri)21:31:54 No.33843584 Average Soc User: >sends wall of a text about themselves because they're incapable of holding a normal conversation >"what are your hobbies?" >if you don't share the same exact "hobbies" as the other person (aka video games, jerking off, watching anime) then the user mentally malfunctions >is autistic and can't understand social cues or conversational nuance >ebegs femoids for nudes, photos, and money; calls them fake when they don't send >probably had trouble with the law >compulsively lies about everything ranging from their age to their name but demands the other person tell them everything >uses an alternate account >emotionally and mentally fragile >lives at home and is a burden to their family >"do u wana vc?" >babyish and has no experience >virgin, pretends not to be but how they talk proves it >eurofag users obsessed with hating the usa >amerifats obsessed with liberal politics >schizophrenic or pretends to be >miserable and argumentative >blocks other user for not keeping the conversation alive despite them sending one word answers >has no personality and is lazy
File:IMG_1347.jpg (826 KB, 1006x1181) >>33843603 >>33843614 >>33843722 >>33843740 >>33843766 >>33843970 >>33844083 >>33844136 >>33844211 >>33844405 >>33844521 >>33846456 >>33850583 >>33850927 >>33851472 >>33856441 >"you're a f---(doll, toy, hole)" Anonymous (ID: T1KLRiFi) 03/14/25(Fri)21:31:54 No.33843584 Average Soc User: >sends wall of a text about themselves because they're incapable of holding a normal conversation >"what are your hobbies?" >if you don't share the same exact "hobbies" as the other person (aka video games, jerking off, watching anime) then the user mentally malfunctions >is autistic and can't understand social cues or conversational nuance >ebegs femoids for nudes, photos, and money; calls them fake when they don't send >probably had trouble with the law >compulsively lies about everything ranging from their age to their name but demands the other person tell them everything >uses an alternate account >emotionally and mentally fragile >lives at home and is a burden to their family >"do u wana vc?" >babyish and has no experience >virgin, pretends not to be but how they talk proves it >eurofag users obsessed with hating the usa >amerifats obsessed with liberal politics >schizophrenic or pretends to be >miserable and argumentative >blocks other user for not keeping the conversation alive despite them sending one word answers >has no personality and is lazy

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Anonymous MAL VENT 12/21/24(Sat)11:55:46 No.697971592 GODPrDiXsAAbqAG.jpg 168 KB JPG >what if scary thing has boobs Why do people keep doing this
Anonymous MAL VENT 12/21/24(Sat)11:55:46 No.697971592 GODPrDiXsAAbqAG.jpg 168 KB JPG >what if scary thing has boobs Why do people keep doing this

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Anonymous 03/21/25(Fri)18:01:07 No.932768424 HAPPIEST FRAPPIEST BRAPPIES BOY unnamed (54).png 509 KB PNG >>Eat three cans of beans >>Completely satisfied >>Life is good An
Anonymous 03/21/25(Fri)18:01:07 No.932768424 HAPPIEST FRAPPIEST BRAPPIES BOY unnamed (54).png 509 KB PNG >>Eat three cans of beans >>Completely satisfied >>Life is good An

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Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)18:17:14 No.209039080 1.53 MB PNG I've always dreamed of sending my spouse to India to travel across the subcontinent all alone. On her lower abdomen I would inscribe a tattoo containing some important instructions with regards to gangbanging her(like you must take videos while doing so, do not take off the wedding ring, etc.) I want her to take footages of her being stared at by hordes of males. I want her to wear as revealing clothes as possible. In order to keep her skin tone bright(desirable for Indian men), she has to put on a lot of sun cream on exposed areas. I want her to put on the most luscious and provocative perfumes all the time. I want her to take poo and piss in public like everyone else, with all her private parts revealed for everyone to see. She may never NEVER take off her wedding ring. While everything is transpiring, I would be gooning in my gooncave 24/7. That she will do instead of going on a honeymoon trip with me. >>209039126 # >>209039150 #
Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)18:17:14 No.209039080 1.53 MB PNG I've always dreamed of sending my spouse to India to travel across the subcontinent all alone. On her lower abdomen I would inscribe a tattoo containing some important instructions with regards to gangbanging her(like you must take videos while doing so, do not take off the wedding ring, etc.) I want her to take footages of her being stared at by hordes of males. I want her to wear as revealing clothes as possible. In order to keep her skin tone bright(desirable for Indian men), she has to put on a lot of sun cream on exposed areas. I want her to put on the most luscious and provocative perfumes all the time. I want her to take poo and piss in public like everyone else, with all her private parts revealed for everyone to see. She may never NEVER take off her wedding ring. While everything is transpiring, I would be gooning in my gooncave 24/7. That she will do instead of going on a honeymoon trip with me. >>209039126 # >>209039150 #

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circumcision limerick | /r/Greentext

Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 15 KB JPG 07/24/21(Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 a poem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you }}
Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 15 KB JPG 07/24/21(Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 a poem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you }}

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Anon has outlasted his enemy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)15:05:20 No.705845735 >tfw lived long enough to see Ubisoft go f------ bankrupt
Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)15:05:20 No.705845735 >tfw lived long enough to see Ubisoft go f------ bankrupt

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China number one | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 90+5' KUBO 87 DAIZEN 77' ITO 58 MINAMINO 52' MINAMINO 45+2 MITOMA 12' ENDO JAPAN 03/21/25(Fri)10:43:44 No.209060747 FULL-TIME │70 AFC ASIAN QUALIFIERS ROAD TO 26 CHINA PR AFC Screenshot_20250321-104448.png >China stron-ack 1.65 MB PNG
Anonymous 90+5' KUBO 87 DAIZEN 77' ITO 58 MINAMINO 52' MINAMINO 45+2 MITOMA 12' ENDO JAPAN 03/21/25(Fri)10:43:44 No.209060747 FULL-TIME │70 AFC ASIAN QUALIFIERS ROAD TO 26 CHINA PR AFC Screenshot_20250321-104448.png >China stron-ack 1.65 MB PNG

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Anon tries zinc supplements | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 291 KB.JPG before a race. 11/09/20(Mon)15:47:35 No.58310817 >>58305495 (OP) # I've been taking 30mg Zinc for about a month now and if I even hear a woman my c--- starts thrashing around like a greyhound in a cage I s--- you not I've got so much gumption in my truncheon i could slam it clean through a stud wall and impregnate every occupant of the next room, even the men folk. Thanks to Zinc I've done so much f------ my wife's nethers looks like a punched lasagne. I had to do the ultimate gentleman move and shag her up the jacksy to give her a coochie a break but even that finally gave in on me. Honestly shes been howling like a bulldog s------- a pinecone. And the c--. I didn't even tell you about the c--. My cane sugar be firing out like a goddamn jet washer. Stripped the paint right off the master bedroom and left a divot in the plasterboard. Thanks Zinc
Anonymous 291 KB.JPG before a race. 11/09/20(Mon)15:47:35 No.58310817 >>58305495 (OP) # I've been taking 30mg Zinc for about a month now and if I even hear a woman my c--- starts thrashing around like a greyhound in a cage I s--- you not I've got so much gumption in my truncheon i could slam it clean through a stud wall and impregnate every occupant of the next room, even the men folk. Thanks to Zinc I've done so much f------ my wife's nethers looks like a punched lasagne. I had to do the ultimate gentleman move and shag her up the jacksy to give her a coochie a break but even that finally gave in on me. Honestly shes been howling like a bulldog s------- a pinecone. And the c--. I didn't even tell you about the c--. My cane sugar be firing out like a goddamn jet washer. Stripped the paint right off the master bedroom and left a divot in the plasterboard. Thanks Zinc

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File: MV5BMTgyNDk3OTI2NF5BMI5Ba(...).jpg (994 KB, 1391x2048) ☐ Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)19:48:06 No.147979913 [Reply] Why did he abandon Spawn for Family Guy? 10 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)20:22:05 No.147980324 File: ExXNer2UYAAua4X.jpg_large.jpg (578 KB, 1638x2048) >Hey Lois. Remember that time Malebogia made the leader of Hell's army?
File: MV5BMTgyNDk3OTI2NF5BMI5Ba(...).jpg (994 KB, 1391x2048) ☐ Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)19:48:06 No.147979913 [Reply] Why did he abandon Spawn for Family Guy? 10 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)20:22:05 No.147980324 File: ExXNer2UYAAua4X.jpg_large.jpg (578 KB, 1638x2048) >Hey Lois. Remember that time Malebogia made the leader of Hell's army?

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This story is total BS full of racist dogwhistles (explanation in comments) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Od2hMUm6 12 KB JPG 03/16/25(Sun)13:18:04 No.500638810 >be me, black >grow up in the hood, but actually >pay attention in school >dodge gangs, drugs, and teen pregnancies like neo in the matrix >make it to college, graduate with honors, get a decent job >come back to the hood to visit family >"my brother Martin point at me with his finger, marihuana under his nails >"look at this n----, all educated and s---, he comes here dressed up as the president" >leech uncle Maurice, who just got out of prision, daps me up but looks at me sideways >auntie Shanice asks why I talk "white" now >my cousin Rai-Rai tells me I think I'm better than everyone just cause I got a degree >"N----, you a sellout" >entire family laughs even my parents >MFW they clown me for having a 401k instead of blowing money on jordans meanwhile, they all still live in the same run down house
Anonymous (ID: Od2hMUm6 12 KB JPG 03/16/25(Sun)13:18:04 No.500638810 >be me, black >grow up in the hood, but actually >pay attention in school >dodge gangs, drugs, and teen pregnancies like neo in the matrix >make it to college, graduate with honors, get a decent job >come back to the hood to visit family >"my brother Martin point at me with his finger, marihuana under his nails >"look at this n----, all educated and s---, he comes here dressed up as the president" >leech uncle Maurice, who just got out of prision, daps me up but looks at me sideways >auntie Shanice asks why I talk "white" now >my cousin Rai-Rai tells me I think I'm better than everyone just cause I got a degree >"N----, you a sellout" >entire family laughs even my parents >MFW they clown me for having a 401k instead of blowing money on jordans meanwhile, they all still live in the same run down house

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Anon on Yellowstone | /r/Greentext

YELLOWSTONE Should I watch this? • 1/1 IEOnFm/V US 1h (12/15/24 18:25) 491518315 3 Replies >bunch of liberal f------ larping as conservative cowboys in ruraltopia. Up to you.
YELLOWSTONE Should I watch this? • 1/1 IEOnFm/V US 1h (12/15/24 18:25) 491518315 3 Replies >bunch of liberal f------ larping as conservative cowboys in ruraltopia. Up to you.

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Anonymous 640 KB JPG 03/20/25(Thu)10:04:54 No.80690582 >go to sleep >struggle to get to sleep, wake up 4 hours later for no reason >struggle to get back to sleep >finally do >weird dream but what dream is normal? >just glad to be asleep again >all going well until i get ready to piss >remember the golden rule >if you piss in your dream you piss in real life >wake myself up, walk to bathroom >cannot conjure the piss >wait for minutes on end >have to literally start getting ready to leave the bathroom before i feel the urge to piss in waking life i am getting very sick and tired of this whole physical form nonsense
Anonymous 640 KB JPG 03/20/25(Thu)10:04:54 No.80690582 >go to sleep >struggle to get to sleep, wake up 4 hours later for no reason >struggle to get back to sleep >finally do >weird dream but what dream is normal? >just glad to be asleep again >all going well until i get ready to piss >remember the golden rule >if you piss in your dream you piss in real life >wake myself up, walk to bathroom >cannot conjure the piss >wait for minutes on end >have to literally start getting ready to leave the bathroom before i feel the urge to piss in waking life i am getting very sick and tired of this whole physical form nonsense

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Cultural Warfare | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

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Between the folds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous noted. 596 KB GIF : Anonymous >>80693462 (OP) # 03/20/25(Thu)22:06:04 No.80693462 >make a claim >some anon calls me a retarded midwit redditor f----- n----- >immediately fold even though i know im right how do i stop being a sissy 03/20/25(Thu)22:12:51 No.80693541 I try not to post anything too contrarian or controversial here because I feel very sad when anons bully me. Fortunately it's only happened a few times >>80693582 # : Anonymous >>80693462 (OP) # >>80693541 # 03/20/25(Thu)22:16:02 No.80693582 Why would any woman want to be with a man that acts like that? >>80693595 # >>80693596 # >>80693659 # Anonymous >>80693582 # 03/20/25(Thu)22:16:58 No.80693595 this thread isnt about women however theres countless slopbait threads about women being spammed 24/7 you can participate in if you'd like Anonymous >>80693582 # 03/20/25(Thu)22:16:58 No.80693596 I mean women are obsessed with approval and fitting in
: Anonymous noted. 596 KB GIF : Anonymous >>80693462 (OP) # 03/20/25(Thu)22:06:04 No.80693462 >make a claim >some anon calls me a retarded midwit redditor f----- n----- >immediately fold even though i know im right how do i stop being a sissy 03/20/25(Thu)22:12:51 No.80693541 I try not to post anything too contrarian or controversial here because I feel very sad when anons bully me. Fortunately it's only happened a few times >>80693582 # : Anonymous >>80693462 (OP) # >>80693541 # 03/20/25(Thu)22:16:02 No.80693582 Why would any woman want to be with a man that acts like that? >>80693595 # >>80693596 # >>80693659 # Anonymous >>80693582 # 03/20/25(Thu)22:16:58 No.80693595 this thread isnt about women however theres countless slopbait threads about women being spammed 24/7 you can participate in if you'd like Anonymous >>80693582 # 03/20/25(Thu)22:16:58 No.80693596 I mean women are obsessed with approval and fitting in

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Turning point | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 43 KB JPG 03/20/25(Thu)12:34:20 No.80688742 >started flirting with a t----- that could actually pass for a chick >instead of the countless times I've flirted with women this didn't feel like soul draining work. >actually acted like a human being and not an immature child in the body of a 40 year old >could maintain the conversation and didn't rely on me to carry the convo Bros i think this is my point of no return...
Anonymous 43 KB JPG 03/20/25(Thu)12:34:20 No.80688742 >started flirting with a t----- that could actually pass for a chick >instead of the countless times I've flirted with women this didn't feel like soul draining work. >actually acted like a human being and not an immature child in the body of a 40 year old >could maintain the conversation and didn't rely on me to carry the convo Bros i think this is my point of no return...

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There is no hope for anon. | /r/Greentext

Courier You Should Kill Yourself New >Own a car. There was never much hope. Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)17:23:10 No.932708205 When I was younger, being alone never bodered me, but as life progresses, It has become a worst and worst feeling; I'm on the brink of killing myself. Most people of my age are getting married or have long-term relationships; I just want a gf so we can build something together and have some purpose in this f------ life. But I think I have too high standards. What I offer: >30 years old. >6'1 and 194 lb. >Not a virgin, had a few hookups over the years. >Stable job with decent pay. >Live by myself, no problem paying rent and keeping the apartment clean. >Not handsome but I don't think I'm ugly either. >Not a lot of friends but they are real ones, although I don't see them as much as I would like. >Not jacked because I don't want to spend half a day in the gym, just in good shape and strong. >Like gaming and reading. >Don't enjoy partying that much but have no problem going to any party, music festivals or whatever. What I want: >Female. >Around my same age. >Not bad looking, anything above a 6-7 would do. >Likes dogs. >Nice to me. I don't care about body count, previous BFs, ideology, clothing, musical taste, religion, or whatever. I know I'll never get one because I live in a small town and I'm too introverted to go by myself to a bar or club in a big city, and my friends all have serious gfs so we can't go out like that anymore. Also, I work alone most of the time, so meeting new people at my job is a no-go. At this point I wish WW3 broke out because I'll enlist immediately so some Russian kills me on the eastern front; at least I'll die with some purpose, even if it is a stupid one.
Courier You Should Kill Yourself New >Own a car. There was never much hope. Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)17:23:10 No.932708205 When I was younger, being alone never bodered me, but as life progresses, It has become a worst and worst feeling; I'm on the brink of killing myself. Most people of my age are getting married or have long-term relationships; I just want a gf so we can build something together and have some purpose in this f------ life. But I think I have too high standards. What I offer: >30 years old. >6'1 and 194 lb. >Not a virgin, had a few hookups over the years. >Stable job with decent pay. >Live by myself, no problem paying rent and keeping the apartment clean. >Not handsome but I don't think I'm ugly either. >Not a lot of friends but they are real ones, although I don't see them as much as I would like. >Not jacked because I don't want to spend half a day in the gym, just in good shape and strong. >Like gaming and reading. >Don't enjoy partying that much but have no problem going to any party, music festivals or whatever. What I want: >Female. >Around my same age. >Not bad looking, anything above a 6-7 would do. >Likes dogs. >Nice to me. I don't care about body count, previous BFs, ideology, clothing, musical taste, religion, or whatever. I know I'll never get one because I live in a small town and I'm too introverted to go by myself to a bar or club in a big city, and my friends all have serious gfs so we can't go out like that anymore. Also, I work alone most of the time, so meeting new people at my job is a no-go. At this point I wish WW3 broke out because I'll enlist immediately so some Russian kills me on the eastern front; at least I'll die with some purpose, even if it is a stupid one.

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