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Anon has a fetish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1233 KB PNG 19.4.2025, 12.49.42 No.52084602 I AM GOING ON A SEX TRIP TO THAILAND! have saved $10K up from three months of work and hope to live like a king! Ideally with a new 18 year old woman each day! I get so horny watching videos of mothers in Thailand offering White men like me their adult daughters for marriage! I can't wait to travel the Thai countryside! Even when you go to a restaurant as a White man in the countryside you get 5 women to keep you company, all competing for you to spend the night! I am SOOO excited for all the wonderful sex I will be having. I have even begun training in the gym to lower my body fat, running to increase endurance, and increase the power of my thrusts! I AM SO F------ HORNY BROS, IMAGINE MY 6'6 250LBS FRAME CRUSHING THESE TINY THAI WOMEN AS I GO FULL BEAST MODE!!! AAAUUUGA!!!! I F--- THEM LIKE A CONQUERING LION!!
Anonymous 1233 KB PNG 19.4.2025, 12.49.42 No.52084602 I AM GOING ON A SEX TRIP TO THAILAND! have saved $10K up from three months of work and hope to live like a king! Ideally with a new 18 year old woman each day! I get so horny watching videos of mothers in Thailand offering White men like me their adult daughters for marriage! I can't wait to travel the Thai countryside! Even when you go to a restaurant as a White man in the countryside you get 5 women to keep you company, all competing for you to spend the night! I am SOOO excited for all the wonderful sex I will be having. I have even begun training in the gym to lower my body fat, running to increase endurance, and increase the power of my thrusts! I AM SO F------ HORNY BROS, IMAGINE MY 6'6 250LBS FRAME CRUSHING THESE TINY THAI WOMEN AS I GO FULL BEAST MODE!!! AAAUUUGA!!!! I F--- THEM LIKE A CONQUERING LION!!

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The King of Kringe | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous (ID: oF7aoZAY) 04/03/25(Thu)19:00:09 No.502189124 ► >>502189166 >>502189213 >>502189680 File: karl jobber1.jpg (418 KB, 1536x2048) >Hello, you absolute legends >Unfortunately, I have lost the case against Silly Bitchell and have been ordered to pay $400,000 in damages. >Billy may think he has won this round, but here's the thing >*produces gun* >He can't take money from a dead man >Thank you so much for watching, you legends, I hope you're having a fantastic day, and I will haunt you in the next video >and remember to use code #LEGENDS for 5% off Displate
☐ Anonymous (ID: oF7aoZAY) 04/03/25(Thu)19:00:09 No.502189124 ► >>502189166 >>502189213 >>502189680 File: karl jobber1.jpg (418 KB, 1536x2048) >Hello, you absolute legends >Unfortunately, I have lost the case against Silly Bitchell and have been ordered to pay $400,000 in damages. >Billy may think he has won this round, but here's the thing >*produces gun* >He can't take money from a dead man >Thank you so much for watching, you legends, I hope you're having a fantastic day, and I will haunt you in the next video >and remember to use code #LEGENDS for 5% off Displate

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Anon is enraged | /r/Greentext

File: 1375065675555.jpg-(62 KB, 173x231, 12fere4e4w2.jpg) ☐ Anonymous (ID: Z5U+rL4b) 07/28/13 >Fapping one night >Dog keeps looking at me >Getting annoyed >Yelling at him while fapping >Just lowers his head and squints >Throwing things at him while fapping >Still watching me sideways from corner >Rage fapping >C-- while looking at him and yelling >Orgasm ruined >Came all over my legs in anger >Really annoyed >Get up, start cleaning >Notice utility worker on pole outside window >Immediately drop to the floor >Starts laughing his ass off >Crawl to light switch, turn off light >Still hear him laughing >Crawl into hallway >Still hear him laughing >FML
File: 1375065675555.jpg-(62 KB, 173x231, 12fere4e4w2.jpg) ☐ Anonymous (ID: Z5U+rL4b) 07/28/13 >Fapping one night >Dog keeps looking at me >Getting annoyed >Yelling at him while fapping >Just lowers his head and squints >Throwing things at him while fapping >Still watching me sideways from corner >Rage fapping >C-- while looking at him and yelling >Orgasm ruined >Came all over my legs in anger >Really annoyed >Get up, start cleaning >Notice utility worker on pole outside window >Immediately drop to the floor >Starts laughing his ass off >Crawl to light switch, turn off light >Still hear him laughing >Crawl into hallway >Still hear him laughing >FML

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Anon hates being fat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB PNG 03/19/24(Tue)02:03:28 No.76834159 I hate being fat so much. I'm so f------ fat I need clamps to spread open my asscheeks every time I spew liquid diarrhea into my perpetually clogged toilet every night. I'm sick and tired of it and there's literally nothing I can do. I f------ hate this cold, unforgiving, gay earth with every fiber of my body.
Anonymous 13 KB PNG 03/19/24(Tue)02:03:28 No.76834159 I hate being fat so much. I'm so f------ fat I need clamps to spread open my asscheeks every time I spew liquid diarrhea into my perpetually clogged toilet every night. I'm sick and tired of it and there's literally nothing I can do. I f------ hate this cold, unforgiving, gay earth with every fiber of my body.

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Remember to maintain eye contact | /r/Greentext

>>45160329 (OP) # >me, at uni >enter the bathroom >open the first booth i see >see teacher s------- there 17 KB JPG >not being prepared for it, i autistically stare at him >he silently raises his hand, as in, "close the door you imbecile" >i shake it
>>45160329 (OP) # >me, at uni >enter the bathroom >open the first booth i see >see teacher s------- there 17 KB JPG >not being prepared for it, i autistically stare at him >he silently raises his hand, as in, "close the door you imbecile" >i shake it

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Never had man milk before | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Is my dad autistic? 22 KB JPG 12/18/21(Sat) 19:32:21 No.66613728 >be 28yo >live alone, but with dogs >dad comes to visit me from several states away >meets my male german shepherd for the first time >shepherd rolls onto his back, dad asks what those weird lumps are >I say they're his n------ >dad asks "why does he have n------ if he's a boy?" >I say "why do you?" >dad immediately shuts up and walks away it's been 3 hours and he hasn't spoken to me since. please help, he's here for a week
Anonymous Is my dad autistic? 22 KB JPG 12/18/21(Sat) 19:32:21 No.66613728 >be 28yo >live alone, but with dogs >dad comes to visit me from several states away >meets my male german shepherd for the first time >shepherd rolls onto his back, dad asks what those weird lumps are >I say they're his n------ >dad asks "why does he have n------ if he's a boy?" >I say "why do you?" >dad immediately shuts up and walks away it's been 3 hours and he hasn't spoken to me since. please help, he's here for a week

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Anon visits Amsterdam | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 68 KB JPG 04/13/15(Mon)23:31:25 No.609857223 I'd like to tell a story >be me last summer >not too beta but spend all time inside on computer (also virginfag) >vidya, animu, p---, etc. >parents cool with lifestyle but dad always tries to get me out of my shell >offers to pay for a flight to Europe >i'm not too interested (murica f--- yeah) but figure its a free trip >fly into Munich >reenact german invasion (train to Poland, Denmark, Norway, France and Belgium) >pretty uneventful, just go to lame tourist traps and sometimes local bars >want to lose virginity >decide to go to Amsterdam my last two days Anonymous 579 KB JPG 04/13/15(Mon)23:34:04 No.609857553 >>609857440 >stay in hostel, first day just walk around, notice some clubs and brothels >figure I'll go to club and try to talk up a girl, and if that fails I'll atleast hit up a brothel >night cometh, go to closest club >can hear music from outside, no line just a bouncer outside >this guy is f------ ripped, has 3 inches on me atleast (im 6'2) >long hair >long beard >beard braided to a point >nordic blood flowing strong >a f------ viking blocking my entrance to the club >get up to door expecting to be turned away >what a twist, lets me in no problem >>609857883 # Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:36:07 No.609857850 873 KB JPG >>609857515 >typical club, lots of bros and rave chicks >get a drink and look around at the girls >see one fine ass girl, long blonde hair with flower hairband, pierced nose >dancing by herself, figure she came alone or her friends are away >go up to her and start dancing >we dance a little, I ask her where shes from >"sweden" >ask her name >"Sky" >doubt its her real name, f------ hippies but shes so hot >we dance and I buy her a few drinks >asks me if I want to do molly >never done anything but pot, but hey this may go somewhere >>609857980 # >>609858074 # 205 KB JPG >get hard >>609857883 That would be hard >we keep dancing, she starts grinding on me more and more >please dont get hard please dont get hard >after about 20 seconds of grinding on my hard d--- she turns around >big smile on her face, puts hand on the front of my pants >I put my arms around her and we kind of sway to the music while she strokes >she stops >"follow me" >she leads me away from the pit and bar to the mens bathroom >ohgodthisisit >a guy is coming out as we go in, just smiles at us >some stalls are closed and a guy is washing his hands but doesnt see us go to the last stall >she unzips my pants >drops to her knees, starts going as if my d--- is rotting fish or whatever the f--- they eat >I c-- in less than a minute >s--- happens >she kind of giggles and swallows >unzips and takes off her pants Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:39:55 No.609858305 73 KB JPG >>609858074 Aye Aye captain >bends over the toilet >I've gone soft, start to eat her out >shes loving it, though I have no idea what I'm doing >a few minutes into it she turns around >Rim my ass >pokerface.jpeg >never thought I'd do something so nasty but I'm pretty buzzed and horny >start to rim her ass, shes moaning loudly >all of the sudden hear a knock at the urinal >"open the door" >oh s--- >get up from the floor >open the door >>609858392 # >>609858560 # >>609858579 # Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:41:36 No.609858487 >>609858330 >I'ts the f------ nordic bouncer >"what do you think you're doing in here?" 280 KB JPG >I stumble over words, "I uhh we were just uhh >he pushes past me, I see girl is still bent over >he gets on the floor >what the f--- >bouncer starts eating her ass >shes moaning even louder than before >I'm f------ frozen in awe >finally get courage and speak up >"what the f--- are you doing?" >bouncer turns to me and says >"Skys rim belongs to the nords" Reinvented by Fracati for iFunny :) ifunny.co
Anonymous 68 KB JPG 04/13/15(Mon)23:31:25 No.609857223 I'd like to tell a story >be me last summer >not too beta but spend all time inside on computer (also virginfag) >vidya, animu, p---, etc. >parents cool with lifestyle but dad always tries to get me out of my shell >offers to pay for a flight to Europe >i'm not too interested (murica f--- yeah) but figure its a free trip >fly into Munich >reenact german invasion (train to Poland, Denmark, Norway, France and Belgium) >pretty uneventful, just go to lame tourist traps and sometimes local bars >want to lose virginity >decide to go to Amsterdam my last two days Anonymous 579 KB JPG 04/13/15(Mon)23:34:04 No.609857553 >>609857440 >stay in hostel, first day just walk around, notice some clubs and brothels >figure I'll go to club and try to talk up a girl, and if that fails I'll atleast hit up a brothel >night cometh, go to closest club >can hear music from outside, no line just a bouncer outside >this guy is f------ ripped, has 3 inches on me atleast (im 6'2) >long hair >long beard >beard braided to a point >nordic blood flowing strong >a f------ viking blocking my entrance to the club >get up to door expecting to be turned away >what a twist, lets me in no problem >>609857883 # Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:36:07 No.609857850 873 KB JPG >>609857515 >typical club, lots of bros and rave chicks >get a drink and look around at the girls >see one fine ass girl, long blonde hair with flower hairband, pierced nose >dancing by herself, figure she came alone or her friends are away >go up to her and start dancing >we dance a little, I ask her where shes from >"sweden" >ask her name >"Sky" >doubt its her real name, f------ hippies but shes so hot >we dance and I buy her a few drinks >asks me if I want to do molly >never done anything but pot, but hey this may go somewhere >>609857980 # >>609858074 # 205 KB JPG >get hard >>609857883 That would be hard >we keep dancing, she starts grinding on me more and more >please dont get hard please dont get hard >after about 20 seconds of grinding on my hard d--- she turns around >big smile on her face, puts hand on the front of my pants >I put my arms around her and we kind of sway to the music while she strokes >she stops >"follow me" >she leads me away from the pit and bar to the mens bathroom >ohgodthisisit >a guy is coming out as we go in, just smiles at us >some stalls are closed and a guy is washing his hands but doesnt see us go to the last stall >she unzips my pants >drops to her knees, starts going as if my d--- is rotting fish or whatever the f--- they eat >I c-- in less than a minute >s--- happens >she kind of giggles and swallows >unzips and takes off her pants Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:39:55 No.609858305 73 KB JPG >>609858074 Aye Aye captain >bends over the toilet >I've gone soft, start to eat her out >shes loving it, though I have no idea what I'm doing >a few minutes into it she turns around >Rim my ass >pokerface.jpeg >never thought I'd do something so nasty but I'm pretty buzzed and horny >start to rim her ass, shes moaning loudly >all of the sudden hear a knock at the urinal >"open the door" >oh s--- >get up from the floor >open the door >>609858392 # >>609858560 # >>609858579 # Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:41:36 No.609858487 >>609858330 >I'ts the f------ nordic bouncer >"what do you think you're doing in here?" 280 KB JPG >I stumble over words, "I uhh we were just uhh >he pushes past me, I see girl is still bent over >he gets on the floor >what the f--- >bouncer starts eating her ass >shes moaning even louder than before >I'm f------ frozen in awe >finally get courage and speak up >"what the f--- are you doing?" >bouncer turns to me and says >"Skys rim belongs to the nords" Reinvented by Fracati for iFunny :) ifunny.co

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anon predicts the future | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 KB JPG 05/07/21(Fri)21:38:10 No.63572031 >massive 4chan data leak happens >IPs for every post are leaked >they can now all be traced back to you What do in this situation? 13 Replies/2 Images Anonymous View Thread 05/07/21(Fri)21:46:14 No.63572130 >yeah i made all those racist, sexist, antisemetic, gay shitposts. What are you going to do about it? Cry? 229 KB PNG >>63572211 # Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:47:01 No.63572143 Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:50:54 No.63572193 Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:52:37 No.63572211 >>63572130 # >No, you're just going to lose your job. >Also, you can't be within 300 meters of a school. >>63572234 # Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:54:23 No.63572234 >>63572211 # >Lose my what? >Why would i want to go to a school?
Anonymous 21 KB JPG 05/07/21(Fri)21:38:10 No.63572031 >massive 4chan data leak happens >IPs for every post are leaked >they can now all be traced back to you What do in this situation? 13 Replies/2 Images Anonymous View Thread 05/07/21(Fri)21:46:14 No.63572130 >yeah i made all those racist, sexist, antisemetic, gay shitposts. What are you going to do about it? Cry? 229 KB PNG >>63572211 # Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:47:01 No.63572143 Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:50:54 No.63572193 Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:52:37 No.63572211 >>63572130 # >No, you're just going to lose your job. >Also, you can't be within 300 meters of a school. >>63572234 # Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:54:23 No.63572234 >>63572211 # >Lose my what? >Why would i want to go to a school?

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Mission Oceangate | /r/Greentext

agent 47.jpg 11 KB JPG > Welcome to the North Pacific 47. Your target eccentric Billionaire CEO Stockton Rush can be found on deck preparing to board his deep sea submersible with his billionaire clientele. You should expect heightened security, surely nothing you can't handle. > THAT is Stockton Rush CEO of OceanGate Expeditions a Providence shell organization stay sharp 47 > Draining the batteries on the the controller 47. That should certainly makes for a dangerous voyage > That curry you prepared for the passengers should make for an explosive finish. > Starlink communication have been disabled 47. Alas, I dare say this should make for a one way trip > Target down 47. Exfiltrate and the money will be wired into your account.
agent 47.jpg 11 KB JPG > Welcome to the North Pacific 47. Your target eccentric Billionaire CEO Stockton Rush can be found on deck preparing to board his deep sea submersible with his billionaire clientele. You should expect heightened security, surely nothing you can't handle. > THAT is Stockton Rush CEO of OceanGate Expeditions a Providence shell organization stay sharp 47 > Draining the batteries on the the controller 47. That should certainly makes for a dangerous voyage > That curry you prepared for the passengers should make for an explosive finish. > Starlink communication have been disabled 47. Alas, I dare say this should make for a one way trip > Target down 47. Exfiltrate and the money will be wired into your account.

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Anon finds a loophole | /r/Greentext

28 KB JPG >be me and my room mate. >both incels >it's okay sometimes but it's kinda sad because I wanted to know what it feels like to be with girl >one night me and room mate discussing girls and our failures >he gets frustrated and pushes me over and starts ripping off my clothes >"wh-what are you doing room mate?" >he doesn't answer and just flips me over like a pancake (he's always been stronger than me) >he inserts himself into me and it hurts >I don't know what's going on but it starts to feel good >we both c-- at the same time like his c-- went through me like a beautiful fountain that came out of my penis >we sit awkwardly for a bit >"why did you do that?" >"bro it's okay. Gender is fluid these days. Just before c------ I identified as a girl. So we just lost our virginity without being gay! >I start to cry because he's right >I've now lost my virginity to a girl. there's hope for us fellas. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
28 KB JPG >be me and my room mate. >both incels >it's okay sometimes but it's kinda sad because I wanted to know what it feels like to be with girl >one night me and room mate discussing girls and our failures >he gets frustrated and pushes me over and starts ripping off my clothes >"wh-what are you doing room mate?" >he doesn't answer and just flips me over like a pancake (he's always been stronger than me) >he inserts himself into me and it hurts >I don't know what's going on but it starts to feel good >we both c-- at the same time like his c-- went through me like a beautiful fountain that came out of my penis >we sit awkwardly for a bit >"why did you do that?" >"bro it's okay. Gender is fluid these days. Just before c------ I identified as a girl. So we just lost our virginity without being gay! >I start to cry because he's right >I've now lost my virginity to a girl. there's hope for us fellas. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

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Anon gets bamboozled | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)19:48:00 No.10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---
Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)19:48:00 No.10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---

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Anon saw Episode 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/25(Wed)11:12:27 No.209659873 Screenshot_25-3-2025_231037_ww1.goojara.to.jpg 303 KB JPG >Hasnt seen Padme in 10 years >immediately simps in the most cringe manner does this n---- have any self control? : Anonymous 03/26/25(Wed)11:12:59 No.209659882 >>209659873 (OP) # No. That's what all of those movies are about actually.
: Anonymous 03/26/25(Wed)11:12:27 No.209659873 Screenshot_25-3-2025_231037_ww1.goojara.to.jpg 303 KB JPG >Hasnt seen Padme in 10 years >immediately simps in the most cringe manner does this n---- have any self control? : Anonymous 03/26/25(Wed)11:12:59 No.209659882 >>209659873 (OP) # No. That's what all of those movies are about actually.

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Degenerate Autist forced to be around Degenerate Autists | /r/Greentext

Open (Hide) Napalm now Are most inflation people just f------ retarded? Anonymous 03/14/2025 (Fri) 16:02:25 Id: ade59c No. 61916 >>61923 >>61930 >>61935 >>61953 >>61992 >>62052 >>62068 >>62109 >>62826 Genuinely, I've never come across any other crowd so obtuse and cripplingly autistic until I find myself in an inflation-based Discord server. People are typing like they're f------ 12. Everyone has the same basic ass sense of humor and music/film tastes. I don't wanna see another glowing red eyes Shrek in 2025 or read about how they wanna inflate some obscure Transformers character. They make my 13 year old self seem like an absolute charisma magnet. Anonymous 03/14/2025 (Fri) 17:55:13 Id: 055cec No. 61923 >>61931 >>61916 >People are typing like they're f------ 12 >Everyone has the same basic ass sense of humor and music/film tastes. >They make my 13 year old self seem like an absolute charisma magnet. You just described any Twitter ""oomfie"". How coincidental they're all weird sex freaks, huh? 0 Anonymous 03/14/2025 (Fri) 20:49:05 Id: 3b73bd No. 61930 >>61916 Hard to say, the adult characters I get as Kisame are from H-Anime or Anime. I forgot Transformers, Shrek and even Pokemon exist. I play GTA San Andreas now. I just do breast expansion, monster, and pregnancy, and that's it.
Open (Hide) Napalm now Are most inflation people just f------ retarded? Anonymous 03/14/2025 (Fri) 16:02:25 Id: ade59c No. 61916 >>61923 >>61930 >>61935 >>61953 >>61992 >>62052 >>62068 >>62109 >>62826 Genuinely, I've never come across any other crowd so obtuse and cripplingly autistic until I find myself in an inflation-based Discord server. People are typing like they're f------ 12. Everyone has the same basic ass sense of humor and music/film tastes. I don't wanna see another glowing red eyes Shrek in 2025 or read about how they wanna inflate some obscure Transformers character. They make my 13 year old self seem like an absolute charisma magnet. Anonymous 03/14/2025 (Fri) 17:55:13 Id: 055cec No. 61923 >>61931 >>61916 >People are typing like they're f------ 12 >Everyone has the same basic ass sense of humor and music/film tastes. >They make my 13 year old self seem like an absolute charisma magnet. You just described any Twitter ""oomfie"". How coincidental they're all weird sex freaks, huh? 0 Anonymous 03/14/2025 (Fri) 20:49:05 Id: 3b73bd No. 61930 >>61916 Hard to say, the adult characters I get as Kisame are from H-Anime or Anime. I forgot Transformers, Shrek and even Pokemon exist. I play GTA San Andreas now. I just do breast expansion, monster, and pregnancy, and that's it.

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Anon watches a movie | /r/Greentext

I AINT EVEN MAD MON. got a green text here: >be me >classes done for the day >nothing else to do >turn on netflix >high as s--- >try to put on "The Expendables" >toofuckingcomplicated.png >try to restart it like 10 times since it was recently watched >keeps exiting >finally figure it out and start movie >watch movie for around 30 mins not knowing whats happening >mfw i was watching "From Paris With Love" for 30 minutes thinking it was "The Expendables"
I AINT EVEN MAD MON. got a green text here: >be me >classes done for the day >nothing else to do >turn on netflix >high as s--- >try to put on "The Expendables" >toofuckingcomplicated.png >try to restart it like 10 times since it was recently watched >keeps exiting >finally figure it out and start movie >watch movie for around 30 mins not knowing whats happening >mfw i was watching "From Paris With Love" for 30 minutes thinking it was "The Expendables"

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Anonymous 12/05/15(Sat)23:25:38 No.28103985>>28104247 >>28104335 >>28105658 >>28105734 >>28106936 >>28110951 >live next to river >geese swarm our yard every year >neighbor is korean >likes to practice martial arts in his back yard >go outside one moming and look off our back deck >korean is in dramatic martial arts pose with a staff >4 geese are hissing menacingly >KKIIIIYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA! >Korean guy charges >geese charge →KKIIIIYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA! > asian fighting noises >today the spirits of his warrior anscestors have posessed him, a flurry of blows follow >one goose dead, one with its wing hanging like its broken and the rest run away while broken winged one flops around honking >korean guy makes asian fighting noises while he twirls his staff over his head >the east will show no mercy today >he smashes its head > he is breathing heavily and grinning like an idiot >I start clapping >he turns as red as it is possible for an asian to blush >hurriedly grabs two dead geese and sprints into his house >funniest s--- I've ever seen. >he turms as red as it is possible for an asian to blush 404 the east will show no mercy today Lámalian 2011
Anonymous 12/05/15(Sat)23:25:38 No.28103985>>28104247 >>28104335 >>28105658 >>28105734 >>28106936 >>28110951 >live next to river >geese swarm our yard every year >neighbor is korean >likes to practice martial arts in his back yard >go outside one moming and look off our back deck >korean is in dramatic martial arts pose with a staff >4 geese are hissing menacingly >KKIIIIYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA! >Korean guy charges >geese charge →KKIIIIYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA! > asian fighting noises >today the spirits of his warrior anscestors have posessed him, a flurry of blows follow >one goose dead, one with its wing hanging like its broken and the rest run away while broken winged one flops around honking >korean guy makes asian fighting noises while he twirls his staff over his head >the east will show no mercy today >he smashes its head > he is breathing heavily and grinning like an idiot >I start clapping >he turns as red as it is possible for an asian to blush >hurriedly grabs two dead geese and sprints into his house >funniest s--- I've ever seen. >he turms as red as it is possible for an asian to blush 404 the east will show no mercy today Lámalian 2011

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