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Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)13:17:44 No.74687521 1627983075315.jpg 27 KB JPG >get on antidepressants >suddenly feel like killing myself
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Anonymous f------.jpg 6 KB JPG 09/20/22(Tue)18:20:07 No.885936603 >be me >decides to post a 4chad >types 50 paragraph long story >post >"captcha was incorrect" >all my words gone areyoufuckingserious.jpeg >types it out again >"captcha was incorrect" whatthefuck.jpeg 4chad fix ur captchas i can't type s---
Anonymous f------.jpg 6 KB JPG 09/20/22(Tue)18:20:07 No.885936603 >be me >decides to post a 4chad >types 50 paragraph long story >post >"captcha was incorrect" >all my words gone areyoufuckingserious.jpeg >types it out again >"captcha was incorrect" whatthefuck.jpeg 4chad fix ur captchas i can't type s---

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Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)23:47:46 No.705624343 1730743579785578m.jpg 98 KB JPG > Permanently leads the only AAA Jrpg to destruction Anonymous >>705624343 (OP) # 03/17/25(Mon)23:49:01 No.705624432 How did a game with such fuckable girls manage to put an entire series on a death spiral? >>705624498 # >>705624702 # >>705624887 # >>705625716 # >>705627008 # >>705627374 # >>705628029 # >>705628061 # >>705630741 # >>705635136 # >>705635349 # >>705637415 # >>705639475 # >>705641517 # >>705642190 # >>705645056 # >>705646781 # >>705647940 # >>705648075 # >>705652347 #
Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)23:47:46 No.705624343 1730743579785578m.jpg 98 KB JPG > Permanently leads the only AAA Jrpg to destruction Anonymous >>705624343 (OP) # 03/17/25(Mon)23:49:01 No.705624432 How did a game with such fuckable girls manage to put an entire series on a death spiral? >>705624498 # >>705624702 # >>705624887 # >>705625716 # >>705627008 # >>705627374 # >>705628029 # >>705628061 # >>705630741 # >>705635136 # >>705635349 # >>705637415 # >>705639475 # >>705641517 # >>705642190 # >>705645056 # >>705646781 # >>705647940 # >>705648075 # >>705652347 #

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Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)19:26:03 No.194371461 RONALD REAGAN speaks out against SOCIALIZED MEDICINE Reagan-LPcover.jpg 86 KB JPG >a c-list actor's career flopped so now I have to pay $1000 to set foot in an ambulance any other examples like this?
Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)19:26:03 No.194371461 RONALD REAGAN speaks out against SOCIALIZED MEDICINE Reagan-LPcover.jpg 86 KB JPG >a c-list actor's career flopped so now I have to pay $1000 to set foot in an ambulance any other examples like this?

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Anonymous SHADOWS_PROJECTS The Legacy Not Started ACTIVE k 2 3 O Back 03/19/25(Wed)04:10:23 No.705721917 01 Store 0 Keys Keys can be used in the Exchange to unlock new content. Quantity 1000 Final Reward Reward Unlock in 600 A Data Fragments 6 21 □ Claim 45125125.jpg 146 KB JPG >ubisoft geniouenly put in a f------ battle pass in a 70$ assasins creed game There is actually no defending this
Anonymous SHADOWS_PROJECTS The Legacy Not Started ACTIVE k 2 3 O Back 03/19/25(Wed)04:10:23 No.705721917 01 Store 0 Keys Keys can be used in the Exchange to unlock new content. Quantity 1000 Final Reward Reward Unlock in 600 A Data Fragments 6 21 □ Claim 45125125.jpg 146 KB JPG >ubisoft geniouenly put in a f------ battle pass in a 70$ assasins creed game There is actually no defending this

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Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)12:32:14 No.60707073 stop giving a f--- about what random normies think of u thats like playing oblivion and not jumping everywhere because u dont want the npcs to think ur weird >>60707750 #
Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)12:32:14 No.60707073 stop giving a f--- about what random normies think of u thats like playing oblivion and not jumping everywhere because u dont want the npcs to think ur weird >>60707750 #

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: Anonymous >fails 7 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)23:46:06 No.932652575 >be me >2019, summer camp >be put with lil s--- who steals my stuff, constantly antagonizes me >lil s--- calls me slurs >does a sieg heil >thinks hitler did nothing wrong, keeps doing s--- to annoy me >tries to push me off a cliff >lights a kayak, a girl, and a van on fire >counselors don't do s--- >finally have enough of his s--- >call him a n----- nazi and say Hitler should have killed his bloodline after he says that hitler should've killed my cracker k--- family >somehow I'm the bad one >entire camp admin flips out at me, tell them what he did prior to that >shocked pikachu.jpeg >friends side with his retarded ass >girl who he lit on fire ends up dating him. >be writing this greentext 6 years later >check his socials, find out he got arrested for gang related stuff, cops found child p--- on his laptop always seems to be the f------ who are full blown nazis, not surprised
: Anonymous >fails 7 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)23:46:06 No.932652575 >be me >2019, summer camp >be put with lil s--- who steals my stuff, constantly antagonizes me >lil s--- calls me slurs >does a sieg heil >thinks hitler did nothing wrong, keeps doing s--- to annoy me >tries to push me off a cliff >lights a kayak, a girl, and a van on fire >counselors don't do s--- >finally have enough of his s--- >call him a n----- nazi and say Hitler should have killed his bloodline after he says that hitler should've killed my cracker k--- family >somehow I'm the bad one >entire camp admin flips out at me, tell them what he did prior to that >shocked pikachu.jpeg >friends side with his retarded ass >girl who he lit on fire ends up dating him. >be writing this greentext 6 years later >check his socials, find out he got arrested for gang related stuff, cops found child p--- on his laptop always seems to be the f------ who are full blown nazis, not surprised

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Anonymous 12/08/23(Fri)14:17:21 No.660007703 Anonymous IN THE GAME IN YOUR MIND video-games-there-was-some-serious-extrapolation-that-went-here (1) ipo 138 KB JPG Do boomers really? Anonymous 12/08/23(Fri)14:18:58 No.660007797 kek boomers real fricking quiet right now what's the matter boom booms??? >>660008046 # >>860017495 # >>660017706 # >>660026260 # >>660049974 # >>660067902 Anonymous 12/08/23(Fri)14:20:11 No.660007879 >>660050431 # >>660070281 # >>660007797 # >>660007703 (QP) # 12/08/23(Fri)14:23:20 No.660008046 lil zoom, all the games you play are either sequels to, or remakes of, the games I played as a child you have no characters, franchise, identity or anything to call your own. Everything you consume is a false copy of my nostalgia also, youre a g >>660008252 # >>660008623 >>660009508 # >>660009593 >>660010581. >>660010819 #22660013162 #660013838660016040 # >>660017385# >>660017465 # >>660018356 # >>660018647 # >>660022408 # >>660022583.# >>660022907>>660023116 # >>660023505660023708 >>660024352# 22660024365 #22660024451660026203 # 22660026260 >>660026713 # >>660027313 #>>660027469 # >>660027878 #>>660028246 # >>660029080# >>660029426 # >>660030219 # >>660030492 >>660033565 >>660035797 >>660036012 >>660036259 2660036867 #22660037456 #660039551 # >>660041568 # >>660044078 # >>660047024 #660048494 # >>660049662 # >>660049764 #>>660049798 #660049840660049872660050067# >>660050275 #>>660050324 #>>660050545 #22660051054 #660051109 # >>660053246 # >>660053362 # >>660053382 #660053481 >>660053718# >>660053790 >>660053913 #660054105660054309 >>660054448 >>660054452 #22660055812 #660059379 #660059484 #660060610 >>660060631 # >>660062935 # >>660063763 >>660063801 # >>660064239# >>660064669 >>660067115 >>660067420 >>660067706 # >>660067765 >>660067775 #660068480 # 2660068972 # 22660069016 >>660069161 # >>660069267 >>660071221 #660071807
Anonymous 12/08/23(Fri)14:17:21 No.660007703 Anonymous IN THE GAME IN YOUR MIND video-games-there-was-some-serious-extrapolation-that-went-here (1) ipo 138 KB JPG Do boomers really? Anonymous 12/08/23(Fri)14:18:58 No.660007797 kek boomers real fricking quiet right now what's the matter boom booms??? >>660008046 # >>860017495 # >>660017706 # >>660026260 # >>660049974 # >>660067902 Anonymous 12/08/23(Fri)14:20:11 No.660007879 >>660050431 # >>660070281 # >>660007797 # >>660007703 (QP) # 12/08/23(Fri)14:23:20 No.660008046 lil zoom, all the games you play are either sequels to, or remakes of, the games I played as a child you have no characters, franchise, identity or anything to call your own. Everything you consume is a false copy of my nostalgia also, youre a g >>660008252 # >>660008623 >>660009508 # >>660009593 >>660010581. >>660010819 #22660013162 #660013838660016040 # >>660017385# >>660017465 # >>660018356 # >>660018647 # >>660022408 # >>660022583.# >>660022907>>660023116 # >>660023505660023708 >>660024352# 22660024365 #22660024451660026203 # 22660026260 >>660026713 # >>660027313 #>>660027469 # >>660027878 #>>660028246 # >>660029080# >>660029426 # >>660030219 # >>660030492 >>660033565 >>660035797 >>660036012 >>660036259 2660036867 #22660037456 #660039551 # >>660041568 # >>660044078 # >>660047024 #660048494 # >>660049662 # >>660049764 #>>660049798 #660049840660049872660050067# >>660050275 #>>660050324 #>>660050545 #22660051054 #660051109 # >>660053246 # >>660053362 # >>660053382 #660053481 >>660053718# >>660053790 >>660053913 #660054105660054309 >>660054448 >>660054452 #22660055812 #660059379 #660059484 #660060610 >>660060631 # >>660062935 # >>660063763 >>660063801 # >>660064239# >>660064669 >>660067115 >>660067420 >>660067706 # >>660067765 >>660067775 #660068480 # 2660068972 # 22660069016 >>660069161 # >>660069267 >>660071221 #660071807

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Anonymous Kadr z serialu „Frieren" 03/18/25(Tue)03:53:14 No.2771715 Podróż do samopoznania Michał Murgrabia Łatwo utożsamić się z głównymi postaciami serialu „Frieren", ponieważ one nie tylko wierzą w piękne i wzniosłe ideały, lecz także obarczone są ludzkimi słabościami i całą masą przywar. Stają się przez to nam niezwykle bliskie F rieren" (w oryg. Sósó no Furiren") to serial japoński, o którym do niedawna nikt nie słyszał. Ale myślę, że liczba jego fanów może przyrastać wręcz lawinowo i za chwilę mało kto z młodszego pokolenia nie będzie o nim wiedział. Co ciekawe, pro- dukcja ta na stronie Filmweb z wynikiem 8,5 bije w ocenie społeczności takie hity, jak „Gladiator" Ridleya Scotta czy Braveheart" Mela Gibsona, które zostały wycenione na 8,1. Co prawda, serial to nie film, ale liczby mówią same za siebie. Skąd tak wysokie notowania? Myślę, że odkryłem sekret „Frieren. U kresu drogi", bo taki jest pełny tytuł zarówno serialu, jak i serii książek pióra Kanehito Yamady, zilustrowanych przez Tsukasę Abe, które były inspiracją dla ekranizacji. Nie da się ukryć, że początkowo nic się nie dzieje. Pierwszych kilka odcinków spowija aura nostalgii i wzruszenia. Film spokojnie płynie swoim melancholijnym tempem, nie zważając na to, że widz może być zupełnie na to nieprzygotowa- 52151261.jpg 242 KB JPG >open my polish dads far-right newspaper >frieren anime review >they liked it Is anime going too mainstream? ny. Momentami miałem wręcz odczu- cie, że każdy element niemal usiłuje widza zmusić do wzruszenia. Osobiście czekałem na salwę akcji, wyskakujących jedna po drugiej, ale historia, na którą patrzyłem, zdawała się moje oczekiwan ignorować. Nie tego się spodziewałem. Później się jednak okazało, że miało to swój sens i finalnie tego bym nie zmieni Dlaczego zatem tych kilka pierwszych odcinków było tak sentymentalnych, po- wiedziałbym wręcz przekraczających do puszczalne normy? Z jakiego powodu tal jest? Nie dzieje się tak bez przyczyny, ale powód poznajemy dopiero mniej więcej po trzecim odcinku. Początkowe tempo od tego momentu zaczyna się zmieniać. Frieren" zaprasza nas bowiem do wejrz nia w głąb, w podróż do samopoznania. Co ciekawe, film postawiony jest nieco na głowie, ponieważ zaczyna się o
Anonymous Kadr z serialu „Frieren" 03/18/25(Tue)03:53:14 No.2771715 Podróż do samopoznania Michał Murgrabia Łatwo utożsamić się z głównymi postaciami serialu „Frieren", ponieważ one nie tylko wierzą w piękne i wzniosłe ideały, lecz także obarczone są ludzkimi słabościami i całą masą przywar. Stają się przez to nam niezwykle bliskie F rieren" (w oryg. Sósó no Furiren") to serial japoński, o którym do niedawna nikt nie słyszał. Ale myślę, że liczba jego fanów może przyrastać wręcz lawinowo i za chwilę mało kto z młodszego pokolenia nie będzie o nim wiedział. Co ciekawe, pro- dukcja ta na stronie Filmweb z wynikiem 8,5 bije w ocenie społeczności takie hity, jak „Gladiator" Ridleya Scotta czy Braveheart" Mela Gibsona, które zostały wycenione na 8,1. Co prawda, serial to nie film, ale liczby mówią same za siebie. Skąd tak wysokie notowania? Myślę, że odkryłem sekret „Frieren. U kresu drogi", bo taki jest pełny tytuł zarówno serialu, jak i serii książek pióra Kanehito Yamady, zilustrowanych przez Tsukasę Abe, które były inspiracją dla ekranizacji. Nie da się ukryć, że początkowo nic się nie dzieje. Pierwszych kilka odcinków spowija aura nostalgii i wzruszenia. Film spokojnie płynie swoim melancholijnym tempem, nie zważając na to, że widz może być zupełnie na to nieprzygotowa- 52151261.jpg 242 KB JPG >open my polish dads far-right newspaper >frieren anime review >they liked it Is anime going too mainstream? ny. Momentami miałem wręcz odczu- cie, że każdy element niemal usiłuje widza zmusić do wzruszenia. Osobiście czekałem na salwę akcji, wyskakujących jedna po drugiej, ale historia, na którą patrzyłem, zdawała się moje oczekiwan ignorować. Nie tego się spodziewałem. Później się jednak okazało, że miało to swój sens i finalnie tego bym nie zmieni Dlaczego zatem tych kilka pierwszych odcinków było tak sentymentalnych, po- wiedziałbym wręcz przekraczających do puszczalne normy? Z jakiego powodu tal jest? Nie dzieje się tak bez przyczyny, ale powód poznajemy dopiero mniej więcej po trzecim odcinku. Początkowe tempo od tego momentu zaczyna się zmieniać. Frieren" zaprasza nas bowiem do wejrz nia w głąb, w podróż do samopoznania. Co ciekawe, film postawiony jest nieco na głowie, ponieważ zaczyna się o

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Anonymous 832 KB PNG 2 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)18:11:43 No.80672742 Well-done View Thread 03/18/25(Tue)18:13:09 No.80672753 >>80672742 (OP) # Thanks you too dog
Anonymous 832 KB PNG 2 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)18:11:43 No.80672742 Well-done View Thread 03/18/25(Tue)18:13:09 No.80672753 >>80672742 (OP) # Thanks you too dog

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Anonymous 03/18/25(Tue)11:08:58 No.80668785 >"entry level" job >Experience required 97 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/18/25(Tue)11:08:58 No.80668785 >"entry level" job >Experience required 97 KB JPG

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nonymous 02/14/17(Tue)17:54:15 No.79436536 >He was white, Peter.. >>79437262 >>79438649 >>79438 >All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me >Was I wrong boy? >Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian >Oh Peter, thank you.. >[Uncle Ben dies smiling]
nonymous 02/14/17(Tue)17:54:15 No.79436536 >He was white, Peter.. >>79437262 >>79438649 >>79438 >All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me >Was I wrong boy? >Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian >Oh Peter, thank you.. >[Uncle Ben dies smiling]

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Anonymous 01:05 02/09/24(Fri)18:00:39 No.60896298 * Screenshot 20240209_102543_Firefox.jpg 137 KB JPG >Admiral Fukyu N----- was born in 1880 in a fishing village near Nagasaki. He was born into an ancient samurai clan called "Kuru Krux." >From a young age he was determined to serve in the Imperial Navy and was accepted into the naval academy, where his excellent grasp of the tea ceremony and ability to bow much lower than anybody else ensured his fast graduation. >At the age of 17 he served in the Navy during the Russo-Japanese War and distinguished himself during the Battle of Tsushima by sinking the Russian cruiser Vranya with a single torpedo that struck the vodka storage. >His career was mostly uneventful afterwards until the '20s, when he fell in with the hyper-militaristic crowd. >After coups and government restructuring, Adm. Fukyu N----- was assigned command of the 7th Fleet in the war against China. >He distinguished himself again by his numerous war crimes near Shanghai, including the infamous "Night of 1,000,000 Rapes" for which he was awarded the Order of the Heavenly Katana. >In 1940 as diplomacy with America broke down, he was called to several meetings in Tokyo to discuss the feasibility of war with America. During one of these meetings. after Adm. Yamamoto remarked that Japan had no real chance of victory, Adm. Fukyu N----- flew into a violent rage. >He dropped his trousers and began furiously masturbating while screeching the Bushido Code, which he had memorized. He then declared: "IF WE DON'T GO TO WAR WITH GAIJIN I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND R--- THEIR CORPSES, INCLUDING THE EMPEROR!!!" >This display of the Yamato Spirit impressed everyone deeply, and Hirohito applauded his dedication. Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)18:01:06 No.60896300 >>60896298 (OP) # >After the Pearl Harbor attack, Adm. Fukyu N----- was assigned to the defense of Japan's outer posessions. Here he established his credibility by refusing to properly guard Japanese convoys, ignored air defenses, and disengaged from every battle where he had a decisive advantage. >He developed an intense rivalry with Adm. Desu Sugoi and Gen. Sashimi Sushi. repeatedly refusing to provide proper support to both. When questioned about this by his superiors, Adm. Fukyu N----- would begin screeching about "samurai honor and pride" while threatening to committ Seppuku and Sudoku. This further display of the Yamato Spirit got him assigned to increasingly important assignments. >During the naval battle at Bungo-Bungo, as his destroyers and cruisers werr being r---- by PT boats, he withdrew his battleships to save face, remarking "Ror, rmao!" >As the war turned decisively against Japan, Adm. Fukyu N----- was given command of Suicide Fleet No. 4. His task was to take his fleet into hopeless battle and get everyone killed, in the hope that this would motivate the rest of Japan. >He approved of this plan, remarking that "Those who kill theselves will cause resources and well-trained pilots to appear out of nowhere and ensure victory." >His suicide fleet was jumped by submarines and carrier planes, with every ship destroyed except for the cruiser Chokobo, which picked up the 40 survivors of the whole expedition. >As his flagship, the battleship Senpai was sinking (still being torpedoed in anvill attacks), he committed Seppuku while writing a Haiku: >My life ebbs away >Like the nakadashi flows >From a loli's cun >He is comemmorated in the Tokyo War Shrine and several nationalist groups celebrate his birthday. >>60896640 # >>60896977 # >>60896996 # >>60897140 # >>608974262260897498# 2260897744# >>60897778 # >>60898702 # >>60899132 # >>60900639 # >>60900713 # >>60900753 # >>60900817 # 2260900909 # 2260902974 # 2260904121 #2260904187 # 2260904331 # 2260905815 # 2260905907 # 2260906270 # 2260906500 # 2260906756 # >>60907680 # 2260908654 # 2260911359 # 2260911463 # >>60914922 #2260916000# >>60918069 # >>60918471# >>60920287 # >>60923978 Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)18:10:19 No.60896372 You forgot about Rear Admiral Buk Brakeru anon
Anonymous 01:05 02/09/24(Fri)18:00:39 No.60896298 * Screenshot 20240209_102543_Firefox.jpg 137 KB JPG >Admiral Fukyu N----- was born in 1880 in a fishing village near Nagasaki. He was born into an ancient samurai clan called "Kuru Krux." >From a young age he was determined to serve in the Imperial Navy and was accepted into the naval academy, where his excellent grasp of the tea ceremony and ability to bow much lower than anybody else ensured his fast graduation. >At the age of 17 he served in the Navy during the Russo-Japanese War and distinguished himself during the Battle of Tsushima by sinking the Russian cruiser Vranya with a single torpedo that struck the vodka storage. >His career was mostly uneventful afterwards until the '20s, when he fell in with the hyper-militaristic crowd. >After coups and government restructuring, Adm. Fukyu N----- was assigned command of the 7th Fleet in the war against China. >He distinguished himself again by his numerous war crimes near Shanghai, including the infamous "Night of 1,000,000 Rapes" for which he was awarded the Order of the Heavenly Katana. >In 1940 as diplomacy with America broke down, he was called to several meetings in Tokyo to discuss the feasibility of war with America. During one of these meetings. after Adm. Yamamoto remarked that Japan had no real chance of victory, Adm. Fukyu N----- flew into a violent rage. >He dropped his trousers and began furiously masturbating while screeching the Bushido Code, which he had memorized. He then declared: "IF WE DON'T GO TO WAR WITH GAIJIN I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND R--- THEIR CORPSES, INCLUDING THE EMPEROR!!!" >This display of the Yamato Spirit impressed everyone deeply, and Hirohito applauded his dedication. Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)18:01:06 No.60896300 >>60896298 (OP) # >After the Pearl Harbor attack, Adm. Fukyu N----- was assigned to the defense of Japan's outer posessions. Here he established his credibility by refusing to properly guard Japanese convoys, ignored air defenses, and disengaged from every battle where he had a decisive advantage. >He developed an intense rivalry with Adm. Desu Sugoi and Gen. Sashimi Sushi. repeatedly refusing to provide proper support to both. When questioned about this by his superiors, Adm. Fukyu N----- would begin screeching about "samurai honor and pride" while threatening to committ Seppuku and Sudoku. This further display of the Yamato Spirit got him assigned to increasingly important assignments. >During the naval battle at Bungo-Bungo, as his destroyers and cruisers werr being r---- by PT boats, he withdrew his battleships to save face, remarking "Ror, rmao!" >As the war turned decisively against Japan, Adm. Fukyu N----- was given command of Suicide Fleet No. 4. His task was to take his fleet into hopeless battle and get everyone killed, in the hope that this would motivate the rest of Japan. >He approved of this plan, remarking that "Those who kill theselves will cause resources and well-trained pilots to appear out of nowhere and ensure victory." >His suicide fleet was jumped by submarines and carrier planes, with every ship destroyed except for the cruiser Chokobo, which picked up the 40 survivors of the whole expedition. >As his flagship, the battleship Senpai was sinking (still being torpedoed in anvill attacks), he committed Seppuku while writing a Haiku: >My life ebbs away >Like the nakadashi flows >From a loli's cun >He is comemmorated in the Tokyo War Shrine and several nationalist groups celebrate his birthday. >>60896640 # >>60896977 # >>60896996 # >>60897140 # >>608974262260897498# 2260897744# >>60897778 # >>60898702 # >>60899132 # >>60900639 # >>60900713 # >>60900753 # >>60900817 # 2260900909 # 2260902974 # 2260904121 #2260904187 # 2260904331 # 2260905815 # 2260905907 # 2260906270 # 2260906500 # 2260906756 # >>60907680 # 2260908654 # 2260911359 # 2260911463 # >>60914922 #2260916000# >>60918069 # >>60918471# >>60920287 # >>60923978 Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)18:10:19 No.60896372 You forgot about Rear Admiral Buk Brakeru anon

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