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![File: 37656478392876.jpg (332 KB, 1536x2048) Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)13:35:09 No.898589946 [Reply] >>898590978 >>898591063 Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm - This was the most shame I've ever felt in the shower. I'm worried even God won't forgive me for this one. My ex girlfriend is moving out soon and she saw me eating this. The look on her face said "I made the right choice." 7/10 + 3 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)14:01:02 No.898590978 File: nefag.jpg (5 KB, 250x233) Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)14:03:17 No.898591063 >>898589946 (OP) >>898589946 (OP) those shower tiles take me back about 20 years my grandmas house had the same exact tiles :( Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)14:14:09 No.898591556 It's crazy that you have a full sized window in your shower. I also have one just like that and I thought I was the only house that had a retard design it's bathroom with a f------ full sized window in the god damned shower.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/048/644/1c8.png)
![File: 37656478392876.jpg (332 KB, 1536x2048) Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)13:35:09 No.898589946 [Reply] >>898590978 >>898591063 Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm - This was the most shame I've ever felt in the shower. I'm worried even God won't forgive me for this one. My ex girlfriend is moving out soon and she saw me eating this. The look on her face said "I made the right choice." 7/10 + 3 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)14:01:02 No.898590978 File: nefag.jpg (5 KB, 250x233) Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)14:03:17 No.898591063 >>898589946 (OP) >>898589946 (OP) those shower tiles take me back about 20 years my grandmas house had the same exact tiles :( Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)14:14:09 No.898591556 It's crazy that you have a full sized window in your shower. I also have one just like that and I thought I was the only house that had a retard design it's bathroom with a f------ full sized window in the god damned shower.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/048/644/1c8.png)
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Anon justifies the 2nd amendment | /r/Greentext
![File: E3188ECF-0EB2-48A8-A53A-0(...).png (251 KB, 555x552) Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)21:52:59 No.58364123 [Reply] >>58364638 >>58364665 >>58364780 >>58364871 >>58364138 >>58364299 >>58364559 >>58364611 >be me >with cousin hiking through the woods in south nevada >suddenly a swarm of pigs attack us >they drag cousin off into the brush and eat him alive >I escape but with several bite wounds >Every time I hear the smell of bacon or see a cartoon pig I have flashbacks and hear my cousin screaming for help and the glint of white bone and wet red flesh And liberals say ruralchads don't need AR-15's for wild boar. I will never be the same again. In my town alone at least 5 people were eaten alive by wild boar. 7.62 Nato can't penetrate their tou reproduce 20 liters a week. Even a small boar can shrug off .300 WM like it was 9mm. Showing all replies. Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)21:54:12 No.58364138 Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)22:09:45 No.58364299 >>58364123 (OP) All f------ hogs must f------ hang >>58364309 >>58364611 >>58364123 (OP) >Ukrainans opens the latest weapons aid package from America >its a tied up megaboar >wut >24 months later >entire eastern ukraine and western russia is a no-mans land infested with rampaging hordes of man eating boars](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/048/623/3f9.png)
![File: E3188ECF-0EB2-48A8-A53A-0(...).png (251 KB, 555x552) Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)21:52:59 No.58364123 [Reply] >>58364638 >>58364665 >>58364780 >>58364871 >>58364138 >>58364299 >>58364559 >>58364611 >be me >with cousin hiking through the woods in south nevada >suddenly a swarm of pigs attack us >they drag cousin off into the brush and eat him alive >I escape but with several bite wounds >Every time I hear the smell of bacon or see a cartoon pig I have flashbacks and hear my cousin screaming for help and the glint of white bone and wet red flesh And liberals say ruralchads don't need AR-15's for wild boar. I will never be the same again. In my town alone at least 5 people were eaten alive by wild boar. 7.62 Nato can't penetrate their tou reproduce 20 liters a week. Even a small boar can shrug off .300 WM like it was 9mm. Showing all replies. Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)21:54:12 No.58364138 Anonymous 05/28/23(Sun)22:09:45 No.58364299 >>58364123 (OP) All f------ hogs must f------ hang >>58364309 >>58364611 >>58364123 (OP) >Ukrainans opens the latest weapons aid package from America >its a tied up megaboar >wut >24 months later >entire eastern ukraine and western russia is a no-mans land infested with rampaging hordes of man eating boars](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/048/623/3f9.png)
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![File 1261960056.jpg-(46 KB, 500x460) Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:27 No.7310179 [Reply] I'm sorry, what is this board about? What are traditional games? Not a troll, though - I'm simply curious. I'm not sure if it's safe to make any assumptions, but... is /tg/ about games like Dungeons & Dragons? Or Warhammer? The ones, that have maps, rulebooks, bunch of dice and small figurines? If yes, you guys are cool. If no, please enlighten me. 18 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:44 No.7310348 >>7310207 Earl Grey doesn't fit in with Darjeeling. Darjeeling is a variety of black tea from India, whereas Earl Grey refers to any tea flavored with bergamot oil. Both are, of course, quite good, but rather different. Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:49 No.7310403 >>7310348 Yes, I am aware how different they are, and that Earl Grey is more of a category or style than a specific strain. Your point? Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:50 No.7310416 >>7310403 You classified Darjeeling and Earl Grey as two varieties of Indian tea. That's not, on the whole, correct.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/048/574/e5c.jpeg)
![File 1261960056.jpg-(46 KB, 500x460) Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:27 No.7310179 [Reply] I'm sorry, what is this board about? What are traditional games? Not a troll, though - I'm simply curious. I'm not sure if it's safe to make any assumptions, but... is /tg/ about games like Dungeons & Dragons? Or Warhammer? The ones, that have maps, rulebooks, bunch of dice and small figurines? If yes, you guys are cool. If no, please enlighten me. 18 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:44 No.7310348 >>7310207 Earl Grey doesn't fit in with Darjeeling. Darjeeling is a variety of black tea from India, whereas Earl Grey refers to any tea flavored with bergamot oil. Both are, of course, quite good, but rather different. Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:49 No.7310403 >>7310348 Yes, I am aware how different they are, and that Earl Grey is more of a category or style than a specific strain. Your point? Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:50 No.7310416 >>7310403 You classified Darjeeling and Earl Grey as two varieties of Indian tea. That's not, on the whole, correct.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/048/574/e5c.jpeg)
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