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Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)16:16:09 No.212830666 >>212830795 >>212830994 >>212831028 >I am not owned! I know he ambushed. I knew Jews r--- more! More than Christians. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Damiel to laugh for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That heatlamp! Are you telling me that just happens to be in the studio like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harland! He mocked me! And they laughed! And I stayed! And I shouldn't have. I flipped the table! I wrestled that senior citizen! What was I thinking? He'll never get serious. He'll never plug my show! Ever since he brought up meat loaf, always the same! Couldn't keep away from those r--- jokes! But not our Harland! Couldn't be precious Harland! Markyposting in real life! And HE gets to be on Rogan? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)16:16:09 No.212830666 >>212830795 >>212830994 >>212831028 >I am not owned! I know he ambushed. I knew Jews r--- more! More than Christians. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Damiel to laugh for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That heatlamp! Are you telling me that just happens to be in the studio like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harland! He mocked me! And they laughed! And I stayed! And I shouldn't have. I flipped the table! I wrestled that senior citizen! What was I thinking? He'll never get serious. He'll never plug my show! Ever since he brought up meat loaf, always the same! Couldn't keep away from those r--- jokes! But not our Harland! Couldn't be precious Harland! Markyposting in real life! And HE gets to be on Rogan? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

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Anon is bald | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/20/22(Thu)19:36:41 No.67078320 3B0FF28B-B937-4A82-960E-314CDF983E2F.jpg 156 KB JPG Can a bald, 5'10, average looking 27 year old go kart track supervisor get a 19 year old alt gf? 4 Replies 1 Image View Thread Anonymous >>67078320 (OP) # >Can a bald 01/20/22(Thu)19:37:36 No.67078330 No.
Anonymous 01/20/22(Thu)19:36:41 No.67078320 3B0FF28B-B937-4A82-960E-314CDF983E2F.jpg 156 KB JPG Can a bald, 5'10, average looking 27 year old go kart track supervisor get a 19 year old alt gf? 4 Replies 1 Image View Thread Anonymous >>67078320 (OP) # >Can a bald 01/20/22(Thu)19:37:36 No.67078330 No.

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But why was it banned? | /r/Greentext

-T IT Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)02:16:24 No.715666512 Pushed Scene Arrested Defendant Police Door Exhibit 辩护人 Thinking Trials of Innocence.jpg 532 KB JPG Today, this indie amazing Ace Attorney clone got banned on Steam by our overlords, VISA and Mastercards. You can't buy this game anymore.
-T IT Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)02:16:24 No.715666512 Pushed Scene Arrested Defendant Police Door Exhibit 辩护人 Thinking Trials of Innocence.jpg 532 KB JPG Today, this indie amazing Ace Attorney clone got banned on Steam by our overlords, VISA and Mastercards. You can't buy this game anymore.

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Unsafe Narrow Urethra | /r/Greentext

Anonymous So many good book ideas wasted 685 KB JPG 07/16/25(Wed)08:25:15 No.81849846 >be me >friend is talking about a book he's been reading >sounds super cool from how he describes it >awesome magic and fighting and great plot etc etc etc >look up the title later >its a f------ chapter book What the f--- is it with these authors, who come up with such great ideas but then dont have the willingness to make it a manga or even a graphic novel? F--- my life, I got excited over nothing Anonymous >>81849846 (OP) # >chapter book 07/16/25(Wed)08:29:34 No.81849885 Are you a kindergartener?
Anonymous So many good book ideas wasted 685 KB JPG 07/16/25(Wed)08:25:15 No.81849846 >be me >friend is talking about a book he's been reading >sounds super cool from how he describes it >awesome magic and fighting and great plot etc etc etc >look up the title later >its a f------ chapter book What the f--- is it with these authors, who come up with such great ideas but then dont have the willingness to make it a manga or even a graphic novel? F--- my life, I got excited over nothing Anonymous >>81849846 (OP) # >chapter book 07/16/25(Wed)08:29:34 No.81849885 Are you a kindergartener?

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Anon weighs in on the Superman debate | /r/Greentext

Was it legal when you forged my adoption papers? I'm an illegal immigrant, Mom. You've been harboring me for over 17 years. I told Javier he'd be safe here, and I meant it. >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:29:37 No.212821 >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:30:02 No.212821 >> Anonymous (Reply to this post :31:22 No.212821 >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:33:32 No.212821 >> >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:33:49 No.212821 Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:34:34 No.2128 >>212821139 (OP). >yeah but you're white end of argument
Was it legal when you forged my adoption papers? I'm an illegal immigrant, Mom. You've been harboring me for over 17 years. I told Javier he'd be safe here, and I meant it. >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:29:37 No.212821 >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:30:02 No.212821 >> Anonymous (Reply to this post :31:22 No.212821 >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:33:32 No.212821 >> >> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:33:49 No.212821 Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)13:34:34 No.2128 >>212821139 (OP). >yeah but you're white end of argument

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Fiction has nothing. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: U1UNI71H) HOW? 07/17/25(Thu)11:36:46 No.510649484 EPSTING 640 Jeffrey Epstein, math, science jeffery epstein.jpg 83 KB JPG >be a former high school teacher >have no degree >get "dismissed" from your teaching job >[?-something happens-?] >out of nowhere own islands, properties around the world, millions of $$$ of vehicles >introducing billionaires to current and former Prime Ministers of Israel if this was a movie you'd laugh it how impossible it was Anonymous (ID: pcqEoaLv) == 07/17/25(Thu)11:42:53 No.510649939 reality is sloppier than fiction would allow. 318 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: U1UNI71H) HOW? 07/17/25(Thu)11:36:46 No.510649484 EPSTING 640 Jeffrey Epstein, math, science jeffery epstein.jpg 83 KB JPG >be a former high school teacher >have no degree >get "dismissed" from your teaching job >[?-something happens-?] >out of nowhere own islands, properties around the world, millions of $$$ of vehicles >introducing billionaires to current and former Prime Ministers of Israel if this was a movie you'd laugh it how impossible it was Anonymous (ID: pcqEoaLv) == 07/17/25(Thu)11:42:53 No.510649939 reality is sloppier than fiction would allow. 318 KB JPG

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Pron compromised exercises. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)16:18:59 No.44755079 >training the indian army >they have sent five officers and 20 NCOs >>44755320 >honestly, they're not that bad. they have a good attitude for the most part and they're decent at the basics >this all changes one day >part of the 2 week exercise component involves the use of laptops >this is a multinational, multi agency, several tens of million dollar exercise >no internet, clearly, but a mock up thing (i don't know how this works but i think it must be made by the techs for the exercise then monitored) to allow them to research the serials that come along in the exercise >one of their officers has repeatedly searched for p--- in the fake search engine that is programmed to return results relating to the exercise concept >it will not return results for "big asses" and "hot naked" >this is noted by the planning staff >an indian NCO has also tried to search for the name of a 19 year old girl from the USAF >he has done this 30 times >at times they're just ignoring the serials to send each other messages over the net in broken english >they have an argument over who is in charge >their senior officer insists on moving around everywhere and interrogates his guys in his own language and no one else has any idea what they're saying >he has a british brigadier and a f------ USMC 2 star with him >they are clearly about to freak >like they're about to kill this guy honestly i don't know what he must have been like to be around all the time but he was completely unaware how much they hated him >eventually the exercise grinds to a halt because they kept putting in tasking requests for things that you aren't meant to request and this was explained about 9000 times by various people why you can't do it >the whole thing descends even further into the s--- >it's wound up two days early >they are congratulating each other at the end for making it through the exercise and acting like they were ahead of everyone else And that's how you completely destroy your reputation
Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)16:18:59 No.44755079 >training the indian army >they have sent five officers and 20 NCOs >>44755320 >honestly, they're not that bad. they have a good attitude for the most part and they're decent at the basics >this all changes one day >part of the 2 week exercise component involves the use of laptops >this is a multinational, multi agency, several tens of million dollar exercise >no internet, clearly, but a mock up thing (i don't know how this works but i think it must be made by the techs for the exercise then monitored) to allow them to research the serials that come along in the exercise >one of their officers has repeatedly searched for p--- in the fake search engine that is programmed to return results relating to the exercise concept >it will not return results for "big asses" and "hot naked" >this is noted by the planning staff >an indian NCO has also tried to search for the name of a 19 year old girl from the USAF >he has done this 30 times >at times they're just ignoring the serials to send each other messages over the net in broken english >they have an argument over who is in charge >their senior officer insists on moving around everywhere and interrogates his guys in his own language and no one else has any idea what they're saying >he has a british brigadier and a f------ USMC 2 star with him >they are clearly about to freak >like they're about to kill this guy honestly i don't know what he must have been like to be around all the time but he was completely unaware how much they hated him >eventually the exercise grinds to a halt because they kept putting in tasking requests for things that you aren't meant to request and this was explained about 9000 times by various people why you can't do it >the whole thing descends even further into the s--- >it's wound up two days early >they are congratulating each other at the end for making it through the exercise and acting like they were ahead of everyone else And that's how you completely destroy your reputation

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Anon gives credit where credit is due | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot_3.png (136 KB, 635x422) George Alexopoulos EGPrime85-8h Playing Disco Elysium for the first time. This is like... literature or something. I like it 20 149 George Alexopoulos @GPrime85-6h 415 Update: Sensing hints of commie b------- 129 380 ☐ Lefties Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)21:04:55 No.81864040 >>81864048 >>81864053 >>81864058 >>81864063 Why are the lefties good about writing vidya games I don't get it, I hate this >Fallout New Vegas - Written by Josh Sawyer identifies as a Marxist >Disco Elysium - Team influenced by Marxist economics >Metal Gear Solid series - Kojima straight up praises Fidel Castro and a lot other leftist undertones >Red Dead Redemption 2 - has you siding with feminists and anti-racists >Spec Ops The Line - very anti imperialist undertones the anti Call of Duty >Bioshock 1 - anti libertarian >Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee - anti coportate themes >Splinter Cell Chaos Theory - Director identifies as a Socialist on twitter what caused this and what can we do about it? Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)21:05:30 No.81864048 >>81864040 (OP) >good writing vidya ok >hideo kojima HAHAHAHA Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)21:05:54 No.81864053 >>81864040 (OP) why would rightists spend their time making secularist media that inherently goes against their world view lol Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)21:06:38 No.81864058 >>81864040 (OP) people's idea of a literary game is so arbitrary. it's almost like arthoes could make a game and you would assume it's deep because arthoes made it Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)21:06:53 No.81864063 >>81864040 (OP) OP, no one is stopping you about making your asset flip pro dictator government game where you suck off cops and billionaires
File: Screenshot_3.png (136 KB, 635x422) George Alexopoulos EGPrime85-8h Playing Disco Elysium for the first time. This is like... literature or something. I like it 20 149 George Alexopoulos @GPrime85-6h 415 Update: Sensing hints of commie b------- 129 380 ☐ Lefties Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)21:04:55 No.81864040 >>81864048 >>81864053 >>81864058 >>81864063 Why are the lefties good about writing vidya games I don't get it, I hate this >Fallout New Vegas - Written by Josh Sawyer identifies as a Marxist >Disco Elysium - Team influenced by Marxist economics >Metal Gear Solid series - Kojima straight up praises Fidel Castro and a lot other leftist undertones >Red Dead Redemption 2 - has you siding with feminists and anti-racists >Spec Ops The Line - very anti imperialist undertones the anti Call of Duty >Bioshock 1 - anti libertarian >Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee - anti coportate themes >Splinter Cell Chaos Theory - Director identifies as a Socialist on twitter what caused this and what can we do about it? Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)21:05:30 No.81864048 >>81864040 (OP) >good writing vidya ok >hideo kojima HAHAHAHA Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)21:05:54 No.81864053 >>81864040 (OP) why would rightists spend their time making secularist media that inherently goes against their world view lol Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)21:06:38 No.81864058 >>81864040 (OP) people's idea of a literary game is so arbitrary. it's almost like arthoes could make a game and you would assume it's deep because arthoes made it Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)21:06:53 No.81864063 >>81864040 (OP) OP, no one is stopping you about making your asset flip pro dictator government game where you suck off cops and billionaires

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Anon on Von Neumann. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous IN TEENS Von Neumann was a student in Budapest. 270 KB PNG was born today? 07/17/25(Thu)13:58:04 No.81863967 >Have an IQ of 195 >Fluent in 6 languages and know graduate mathematics at age 8 >List of contributions several pages long >Perhaps the most intelligent human ever >Brutally balding even in his teens Would he have been an incel if he
Anonymous IN TEENS Von Neumann was a student in Budapest. 270 KB PNG was born today? 07/17/25(Thu)13:58:04 No.81863967 >Have an IQ of 195 >Fluent in 6 languages and know graduate mathematics at age 8 >List of contributions several pages long >Perhaps the most intelligent human ever >Brutally balding even in his teens Would he have been an incel if he

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Anon is furious at George R. R. Martin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ONES George Whale Martin DF THE NE N 186 KB JPG 07/17/25(Thu)19:22:11 No.937229809 >"hurrr what if I won't finish asoif?" >"hurr it's such a loong book..." >"hurrr, HBO won't listen to mee..." >"hurr muh legacy is in danger..." >"NO, I won't let anyone else finish my saga!" ။ Two options, fat f---: either finish the books or stop whining about your own laziness
: Anonymous ONES George Whale Martin DF THE NE N 186 KB JPG 07/17/25(Thu)19:22:11 No.937229809 >"hurrr what if I won't finish asoif?" >"hurr it's such a loong book..." >"hurrr, HBO won't listen to mee..." >"hurr muh legacy is in danger..." >"NO, I won't let anyone else finish my saga!" ။ Two options, fat f---: either finish the books or stop whining about your own laziness

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anon celebrates | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/08/25 (Tue)17:09:02 No.64855245 Tonight, the Chad who bullied me at school came back from Ukraine without legs.
Anonymous 07/08/25 (Tue)17:09:02 No.64855245 Tonight, the Chad who bullied me at school came back from Ukraine without legs.

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Worst Place in the World. | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home 90 percent of the 3000 towns in Hungary looks like this 90 percent of the 3000 towns i(...) 07/17/25(Thu)14:38:07 No.510627344 63294041_6fcec813d5b70f6be5b412197ce0caa0_x.jpg 664 KB JPG It's f------ boring Anonymous (ID: ApAxqkL3) 07/17/25(Thu)14:39:46 No.510627465 1748522600056705.jpg 221 KB JPG It should look like this
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home 90 percent of the 3000 towns in Hungary looks like this 90 percent of the 3000 towns i(...) 07/17/25(Thu)14:38:07 No.510627344 63294041_6fcec813d5b70f6be5b412197ce0caa0_x.jpg 664 KB JPG It's f------ boring Anonymous (ID: ApAxqkL3) 07/17/25(Thu)14:39:46 No.510627465 1748522600056705.jpg 221 KB JPG It should look like this

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Anon plays chess | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)22:44:01 No.75422385 >playing chess >white >massive blunder turns game and puts me at a disadvantage >get force checked and pushed into a corner by black queen >before I even process how I lost the game >immediately imagine the king as an effeminate boy being pushed against a wall and getting railed by a dark haired evil goth queen >get butterflies in my stomach It's even more OVER than previously thought possible
Anonymous 12 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)22:44:01 No.75422385 >playing chess >white >massive blunder turns game and puts me at a disadvantage >get force checked and pushed into a corner by black queen >before I even process how I lost the game >immediately imagine the king as an effeminate boy being pushed against a wall and getting railed by a dark haired evil goth queen >get butterflies in my stomach It's even more OVER than previously thought possible

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The Shilling Continues | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/17/25(Thu)14:20:45 No.510626272 Anonymous (ID: M3TiiZoo) mqdefault.jpg 393 KB JPG >What list? There was never any list! >The list is just a myth!
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/17/25(Thu)14:20:45 No.510626272 Anonymous (ID: M3TiiZoo) mqdefault.jpg 393 KB JPG >What list? There was never any list! >The list is just a myth!

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What is going on in Germoney? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: PemGqbZ1 GERMAN HAPPENING 07/16/25(Wed)16:45:06 No.510569759 Subscribe ... Right Angle News Network NEWS @Rightanglenews BREAKING - German Judge Anne Meier-Göring has let eight migrant men go free after they assaulted a 15-year-old girl for three hours, ruling “migration frustration” a factor. Freed men are Afghan, Iraqi, Syrian, Moroccan, Turkish, and Bulgarian. R--- IS NOW LEGAL IN GERMANY IF YOU ARE A FRUSTRATED MIGRANT. >>510569759 (OP) # You seriously can't make this s--- up. Insanity. >>510569759 (OP) # >Goring ...bringing shame to his name >>510569759 (OP) # >and bulgarian I knew those f------ were up to no good. >Europoors will laugh at us, "at least me dont get shot while doing me maths!" >Also Europoors:
Anonymous (ID: PemGqbZ1 GERMAN HAPPENING 07/16/25(Wed)16:45:06 No.510569759 Subscribe ... Right Angle News Network NEWS @Rightanglenews BREAKING - German Judge Anne Meier-Göring has let eight migrant men go free after they assaulted a 15-year-old girl for three hours, ruling “migration frustration” a factor. Freed men are Afghan, Iraqi, Syrian, Moroccan, Turkish, and Bulgarian. R--- IS NOW LEGAL IN GERMANY IF YOU ARE A FRUSTRATED MIGRANT. >>510569759 (OP) # You seriously can't make this s--- up. Insanity. >>510569759 (OP) # >Goring ...bringing shame to his name >>510569759 (OP) # >and bulgarian I knew those f------ were up to no good. >Europoors will laugh at us, "at least me dont get shot while doing me maths!" >Also Europoors:

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This may explain some things | /r/Greentext

Anonymous tGoemegr 3 hours ago >>327665089 (OP) 327667712 Not that anon but I have the IQpills from that thread in text, will dump. >I did IQ research as a grad student, and it involved a lot of this stuff. Did you know that most people (95% +) with less than 90 IQ can't understand conditional hypotheticals? >For example: >How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch? >What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch. >Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt? >Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did. >Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt? >I don't understand the question.
Anonymous tGoemegr 3 hours ago >>327665089 (OP) 327667712 Not that anon but I have the IQpills from that thread in text, will dump. >I did IQ research as a grad student, and it involved a lot of this stuff. Did you know that most people (95% +) with less than 90 IQ can't understand conditional hypotheticals? >For example: >How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch? >What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch. >Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt? >Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did. >Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt? >I don't understand the question.

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