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Empl*ymemt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25 KB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)16:25:10 No.81245709 >got denied another job this summer >been applying for these pasts months >went to 3 real interviews and 1 recruitment meet up >I'm gonna lose a calculated 1800 bux not working for like two months and the possible extra job working part time during next semesters why is it so impossible to get a job? literally everyone I know in my same campus has a job working part time or full time, especially the literal teenagers which I am in class with since I am in my 30s finishing high school subjects still to this day I literally have 20 years more life experience and they have gotten hired at the same jobs or are working there right now explain Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)19:44:32 No.81246964 you are making hot girls feel nervous and unwelcome.
Anonymous 25 KB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)16:25:10 No.81245709 >got denied another job this summer >been applying for these pasts months >went to 3 real interviews and 1 recruitment meet up >I'm gonna lose a calculated 1800 bux not working for like two months and the possible extra job working part time during next semesters why is it so impossible to get a job? literally everyone I know in my same campus has a job working part time or full time, especially the literal teenagers which I am in class with since I am in my 30s finishing high school subjects still to this day I literally have 20 years more life experience and they have gotten hired at the same jobs or are working there right now explain Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)19:44:32 No.81246964 you are making hot girls feel nervous and unwelcome.

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Anon and his golden retriever | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Any other straight guys here o(...) 1.95 MB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)16:40:11 No.81248145 There's still this episode of my life I can't make sense of >never felt sexual desire for anything but human women (of most shapes, most colours, most sizes) except once >in high school (all boys school, surely an aggravating factor) >soft spoken quiet boy with very delicate features, perfect skin, and longish blond hair in half my classes >at first merely wonder what he would look like as a girl out of classroom boredom >eventually find i cannot stop staring at him >begin imagining what it would be like to date as a boy, whether he secretly harbours similar feelings if not for me then for any other boy >j------- compulsively to the thought not just of intercourse with him but sometimes merely cuddling >fantasise regularly about being his boyfriend >actually make friends with him but we mostly have desultory conversations about assignments >feeling goes away 6 months later as his features become more masculine When i think back to this i feel both incomprehensibility at the desiring aspect of it but also nostalgia for how strongly i wanted him Any other robots (especially those who had the misfortune to attend s*ngle sex schools) have similar experiences?
Anonymous Any other straight guys here o(...) 1.95 MB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)16:40:11 No.81248145 There's still this episode of my life I can't make sense of >never felt sexual desire for anything but human women (of most shapes, most colours, most sizes) except once >in high school (all boys school, surely an aggravating factor) >soft spoken quiet boy with very delicate features, perfect skin, and longish blond hair in half my classes >at first merely wonder what he would look like as a girl out of classroom boredom >eventually find i cannot stop staring at him >begin imagining what it would be like to date as a boy, whether he secretly harbours similar feelings if not for me then for any other boy >j------- compulsively to the thought not just of intercourse with him but sometimes merely cuddling >fantasise regularly about being his boyfriend >actually make friends with him but we mostly have desultory conversations about assignments >feeling goes away 6 months later as his features become more masculine When i think back to this i feel both incomprehensibility at the desiring aspect of it but also nostalgia for how strongly i wanted him Any other robots (especially those who had the misfortune to attend s*ngle sex schools) have similar experiences?

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science and podcast | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)05:57:23 No.210790698 Scientist >...and this is basically how nuclear fission works and what my team has been working towards for the past 10 years Joe: 8 KB JPG >*blows in the mic* woah >this is just like comedy, when we're in the green room with other comedians, there's only 50 of us world wide >it's the same thing Why is he like this? He makes me feel second hand embarrassment sometimes
: Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)05:57:23 No.210790698 Scientist >...and this is basically how nuclear fission works and what my team has been working towards for the past 10 years Joe: 8 KB JPG >*blows in the mic* woah >this is just like comedy, when we're in the green room with other comedians, there's only 50 of us world wide >it's the same thing Why is he like this? He makes me feel second hand embarrassment sometimes

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Anon lost love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 221 KB JPG 05/21/25(Wed) 20:34:33 No.934761378 >be me >kindergarten >friends with everybody because children >girl in art class >in retrospect, she's prolly autistic >ask her to be my girlfriend because she's cute >she thinks I'm cute too >says yes >ffw like a week >field day in gym class >finish a run to the end of the field and back >see my girlfriend > we hug >everyone thinks we kissed >get in trouble >go home and get lectured >no one believes that we didn't kiss >never talk to her again >ffw to now >never had another relationship as intimate as that ever again >mfw i peaked in kindergarten : Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed) 20:46:53 No.934761771 I curved so many girls out of autism throughout school. I was such a f------ idiot.
Anonymous 221 KB JPG 05/21/25(Wed) 20:34:33 No.934761378 >be me >kindergarten >friends with everybody because children >girl in art class >in retrospect, she's prolly autistic >ask her to be my girlfriend because she's cute >she thinks I'm cute too >says yes >ffw like a week >field day in gym class >finish a run to the end of the field and back >see my girlfriend > we hug >everyone thinks we kissed >get in trouble >go home and get lectured >no one believes that we didn't kiss >never talk to her again >ffw to now >never had another relationship as intimate as that ever again >mfw i peaked in kindergarten : Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed) 20:46:53 No.934761771 I curved so many girls out of autism throughout school. I was such a f------ idiot.

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Spainanon politely refuses to care | /r/Greentext

05/21/25(Wed)16:43:56 No.505281675 Anonymous (ID: L2RhQ2h4) File: pepe frog.png (421 KB, 636x554) exists to serve him! >>505282276 >>505285531 >you have to care about these people that want you dead!! >noooo, you have to care about these other people that also want you dead!!! >my middle eastern death cult that wants you dead is your ally!! >unlike the other middle eastern death cult that also wants you dead!! >look at this starving child that would've grown up to hate the West and r--- and murder your people! > look at this poor dead jew that thinks that you're all worthless cattle that only >YOU. HAVE. TO. CARE. ABOUT. THIS!!!!!!!!!! No, thank you.
05/21/25(Wed)16:43:56 No.505281675 Anonymous (ID: L2RhQ2h4) File: pepe frog.png (421 KB, 636x554) exists to serve him! >>505282276 >>505285531 >you have to care about these people that want you dead!! >noooo, you have to care about these other people that also want you dead!!! >my middle eastern death cult that wants you dead is your ally!! >unlike the other middle eastern death cult that also wants you dead!! >look at this starving child that would've grown up to hate the West and r--- and murder your people! > look at this poor dead jew that thinks that you're all worthless cattle that only >YOU. HAVE. TO. CARE. ABOUT. THIS!!!!!!!!!! No, thank you.

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ONE GAME, I DONT KNOW WHY | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)01:48:44 No. 17754028 >PS5 came out nearly FIVE(5) years ago >pro version is overpriced with no disc drive >every game worth a try already ported to pc >Bloodborne doesn't even have a patch to capitalize on the hardware, it runs the exact same like on my PS4 pro >Demon's Souls "remake" is inferior in every aspects to the original except framerate >Ghost of Yutei pc port coming in 2026 already leaked JUST
Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)01:48:44 No. 17754028 >PS5 came out nearly FIVE(5) years ago >pro version is overpriced with no disc drive >every game worth a try already ported to pc >Bloodborne doesn't even have a patch to capitalize on the hardware, it runs the exact same like on my PS4 pro >Demon's Souls "remake" is inferior in every aspects to the original except framerate >Ghost of Yutei pc port coming in 2026 already leaked JUST

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Anon plays balatro | /r/Greentext

Anonymous X+X54 21/5/2025, 10:49:46 PM No.62929125 > open game 79 KB WEBP > Wait until photograph and hanging chad > Get photochad > Win What even is the point of playing the f------ game anymore all you do is wait for that stupid f------ combo
Anonymous X+X54 21/5/2025, 10:49:46 PM No.62929125 > open game 79 KB WEBP > Wait until photograph and hanging chad > Get photochad > Win What even is the point of playing the f------ game anymore all you do is wait for that stupid f------ combo

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Gustavo Fring | /r/Greentext

File: gus.png (44 KB, 164x149) Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed)16:16:53 No.210782412 >"Gustavo Fring" is an anagram of "N F----- Virus" what did vince mean by this?
File: gus.png (44 KB, 164x149) Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed)16:16:53 No.210782412 >"Gustavo Fring" is an anagram of "N F----- Virus" what did vince mean by this?

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Forever Alone, or life with someone. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Love, what is for me Forever Alone 43 KB JPG 05/21/25(Wed)19:39:31 No.934759785 >be me >24 years of nothing >no crushes, no romance, no hope >always knew the truth: subhuman trash tier >manlet, face like a dropped meatball, soul like a wet napkin >"love is a chemical lie" I whisper to the void >but then... *her* >high school friend, law school buddy >sends me love songs "as a joke" >laugh it off, but the cope is thinning >know she'd never want me >she's radiant; I'm a gremlin in a hoodie >move cities for uni >she clings like a ghost I can't exorcise >texts me every day, even at 3 AM >my last suicide attempt, she spams memes until I laugh >f---. why'd she have to care? >start malfunctioning >heart races when her name pops up >face burns at "good morning, darling" >try to logic it away >"she pities you," "you're a pet," "she's bored" >but the tumor of hope metastasizes > confess like a doomed side character >her: "I don't see you that way... but let's stay friends!" >translate: "you're safe to orbit me forever" >agree through gritted teeth >pain is a familiar blanket >now the torture refines itself >she still sends love songs, still calls me "darling" >every notification is a hit of hopium >followed by the crash of reality >she complains about being lonely >"why won't anyone love me?" she types to the one guy who does >exist in purgatory >block her? lose my only light >keep her? bleed out in slow motion >mfw too broken to be loved, too addicted to leave >mfw no face >tfw you're not even a person, just a emotional support NPC >tfw the rope starts looking logical again
: Anonymous Love, what is for me Forever Alone 43 KB JPG 05/21/25(Wed)19:39:31 No.934759785 >be me >24 years of nothing >no crushes, no romance, no hope >always knew the truth: subhuman trash tier >manlet, face like a dropped meatball, soul like a wet napkin >"love is a chemical lie" I whisper to the void >but then... *her* >high school friend, law school buddy >sends me love songs "as a joke" >laugh it off, but the cope is thinning >know she'd never want me >she's radiant; I'm a gremlin in a hoodie >move cities for uni >she clings like a ghost I can't exorcise >texts me every day, even at 3 AM >my last suicide attempt, she spams memes until I laugh >f---. why'd she have to care? >start malfunctioning >heart races when her name pops up >face burns at "good morning, darling" >try to logic it away >"she pities you," "you're a pet," "she's bored" >but the tumor of hope metastasizes > confess like a doomed side character >her: "I don't see you that way... but let's stay friends!" >translate: "you're safe to orbit me forever" >agree through gritted teeth >pain is a familiar blanket >now the torture refines itself >she still sends love songs, still calls me "darling" >every notification is a hit of hopium >followed by the crash of reality >she complains about being lonely >"why won't anyone love me?" she types to the one guy who does >exist in purgatory >block her? lose my only light >keep her? bleed out in slow motion >mfw too broken to be loved, too addicted to leave >mfw no face >tfw you're not even a person, just a emotional support NPC >tfw the rope starts looking logical again

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Anon wants to be assasinated by Star Wars fans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous "ACOLYTE 121 KB AVIF 3/16/2025, 11:25:09 AM > be me > be chock full of s----- dialogue No.77281909 > have sloppy execution of a cool story idea > have stiff acting due to poor direction > introduce controversial ideas about creating life with the Force > in spite of all of this the fight scenes are quite fun > be Revenge of the Sith pic unrelated
Anonymous "ACOLYTE 121 KB AVIF 3/16/2025, 11:25:09 AM > be me > be chock full of s----- dialogue No.77281909 > have sloppy execution of a cool story idea > have stiff acting due to poor direction > introduce controversial ideas about creating life with the Force > in spite of all of this the fight scenes are quite fun > be Revenge of the Sith pic unrelated

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Anon must seek new employment. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I might have to quit my job 67 KB JPG >pick the lock open 05/21/25(Wed) 09:36:54 No.934754783 >be me 29m >be wagecuck >work in s----- office building >someone starts locking the mens restroom so no one can use it >maintenance cant be bothered to come unlock it despite multiple emails from staff >take things into my own hands >whoever locked it keeps locking it everytime I pick it >it's part of my morning routine now to lockpick our restroom open >manager notices >"Hey Anon where did you learn to lockpick?" >tell him from playing vidya >he doesn't believe me >co-workers start getting suspicious of me >start getting distant and secretive >mfw my boss/coworkers think I'm a thief when really I'm just a loser that plays vidya when I'm not working
: Anonymous I might have to quit my job 67 KB JPG >pick the lock open 05/21/25(Wed) 09:36:54 No.934754783 >be me 29m >be wagecuck >work in s----- office building >someone starts locking the mens restroom so no one can use it >maintenance cant be bothered to come unlock it despite multiple emails from staff >take things into my own hands >whoever locked it keeps locking it everytime I pick it >it's part of my morning routine now to lockpick our restroom open >manager notices >"Hey Anon where did you learn to lockpick?" >tell him from playing vidya >he doesn't believe me >co-workers start getting suspicious of me >start getting distant and secretive >mfw my boss/coworkers think I'm a thief when really I'm just a loser that plays vidya when I'm not working

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Anon wants to borrow Chang's sister. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)13:18:22 No.56719069 IMG_20200213_151652.jpg 303 KB JPG >hey Chang do you mind if I borrow your sister Anonymous 1/2 02/13/20(Thu)13:19:16 No.56719078 That's my brother, but sure.
Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)13:18:22 No.56719069 IMG_20200213_151652.jpg 303 KB JPG >hey Chang do you mind if I borrow your sister Anonymous 1/2 02/13/20(Thu)13:19:16 No.56719078 That's my brother, but sure.

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Bitchiplier | /r/Greentext

I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55
I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55

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Anon ponders power | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB PNG "emperor" 05/21/25(Wed)02:55:09 No.81235839 >become president >sick your personal militia on every other branch of government, killing everybody that stands in your way >dramatically reduce the entire government, down to only a handful of loyalists who would gladly die for you >change the name of the role of the leader of the US from "president" to >absolutely everything you say immediately becomes law and no one can stop you no matter what >also you are impervious to assassination attempts and term limits no longer affect you and elections are a thing of the past what would you do next? 2 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 5 KB PNG "emperor" 05/21/25(Wed)02:55:09 No.81235839 >become president >sick your personal militia on every other branch of government, killing everybody that stands in your way >dramatically reduce the entire government, down to only a handful of loyalists who would gladly die for you >change the name of the role of the leader of the US from "president" to >absolutely everything you say immediately becomes law and no one can stop you no matter what >also you are impervious to assassination attempts and term limits no longer affect you and elections are a thing of the past what would you do next? 2 Replies View Thread

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A bridge too far. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed) 03:06:47 No.81235905 HOW TO WIN FRIENDS & INFLUENCE PEOPLE The Only Book You Need to Lead You to Success Dale Carnegie 182 KB JPG >how to win friends and influence people >involves being nice to them Well that was a bust. Why write an impossible tutorial. View Thread
: Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed) 03:06:47 No.81235905 HOW TO WIN FRIENDS & INFLUENCE PEOPLE The Only Book You Need to Lead You to Success Dale Carnegie 182 KB JPG >how to win friends and influence people >involves being nice to them Well that was a bust. Why write an impossible tutorial. View Thread

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america anon on ww2 japanese soldiers | /r/Greentext

யா >*Bayonetts babies* Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2025 10:28:50 No.206642350 View Reply Original Report [133/28/1] Quoted By: >>206642405 >>206642412 >>206642416 >>206642427 >>206642491 >>206642496 >>206642612 >>206642694 >>206643071 >>206643247 >>206643451 >>206644355 >*Shoots civilians* >*Murders POWs* >*Rapes children* >*Releases plagues into villages* >*Experiments on prisoners* >*Tortures women* >*Falsifies his surrender* >*Sneak-attacks neutral countries* "Muh warrior's honor or something. Muh boo-she-doh code or however the nuke is dropped."
யா >*Bayonetts babies* Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2025 10:28:50 No.206642350 View Reply Original Report [133/28/1] Quoted By: >>206642405 >>206642412 >>206642416 >>206642427 >>206642491 >>206642496 >>206642612 >>206642694 >>206643071 >>206643247 >>206643451 >>206644355 >*Shoots civilians* >*Murders POWs* >*Rapes children* >*Releases plagues into villages* >*Experiments on prisoners* >*Tortures women* >*Falsifies his surrender* >*Sneak-attacks neutral countries* "Muh warrior's honor or something. Muh boo-she-doh code or however the nuke is dropped."

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