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Anon has a new theory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)13:32:49 No.81249278 >majority women are attracted to men that's so f------ gay, why aren't we lynching f------ such as women? 36 KB JPG Anonymous >>81249278 (OP) 05/22/25(Thu)13:34:33 No.81249290 I always thought it was weird we group men attracted to men together with women attracted to women and call them both gay. Should be that men attracted to men and women attracted to men are both gay and then lesbians and regular men are both straight. Anonymous >>81249290 05/22/25(Thu)13:36:59 No.81249301 congratulations anon that is insanely retarded
Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)13:32:49 No.81249278 >majority women are attracted to men that's so f------ gay, why aren't we lynching f------ such as women? 36 KB JPG Anonymous >>81249278 (OP) 05/22/25(Thu)13:34:33 No.81249290 I always thought it was weird we group men attracted to men together with women attracted to women and call them both gay. Should be that men attracted to men and women attracted to men are both gay and then lesbians and regular men are both straight. Anonymous >>81249290 05/22/25(Thu)13:36:59 No.81249301 congratulations anon that is insanely retarded

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Empl*ymemt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25 KB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)16:25:10 No.81245709 >got denied another job this summer >been applying for these pasts months >went to 3 real interviews and 1 recruitment meet up >I'm gonna lose a calculated 1800 bux not working for like two months and the possible extra job working part time during next semesters why is it so impossible to get a job? literally everyone I know in my same campus has a job working part time or full time, especially the literal teenagers which I am in class with since I am in my 30s finishing high school subjects still to this day I literally have 20 years more life experience and they have gotten hired at the same jobs or are working there right now explain Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)19:44:32 No.81246964 you are making hot girls feel nervous and unwelcome.
Anonymous 25 KB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)16:25:10 No.81245709 >got denied another job this summer >been applying for these pasts months >went to 3 real interviews and 1 recruitment meet up >I'm gonna lose a calculated 1800 bux not working for like two months and the possible extra job working part time during next semesters why is it so impossible to get a job? literally everyone I know in my same campus has a job working part time or full time, especially the literal teenagers which I am in class with since I am in my 30s finishing high school subjects still to this day I literally have 20 years more life experience and they have gotten hired at the same jobs or are working there right now explain Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)19:44:32 No.81246964 you are making hot girls feel nervous and unwelcome.

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Anon and his golden retriever | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Any other straight guys here o(...) 1.95 MB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)16:40:11 No.81248145 There's still this episode of my life I can't make sense of >never felt sexual desire for anything but human women (of most shapes, most colours, most sizes) except once >in high school (all boys school, surely an aggravating factor) >soft spoken quiet boy with very delicate features, perfect skin, and longish blond hair in half my classes >at first merely wonder what he would look like as a girl out of classroom boredom >eventually find i cannot stop staring at him >begin imagining what it would be like to date as a boy, whether he secretly harbours similar feelings if not for me then for any other boy >j------- compulsively to the thought not just of intercourse with him but sometimes merely cuddling >fantasise regularly about being his boyfriend >actually make friends with him but we mostly have desultory conversations about assignments >feeling goes away 6 months later as his features become more masculine When i think back to this i feel both incomprehensibility at the desiring aspect of it but also nostalgia for how strongly i wanted him Any other robots (especially those who had the misfortune to attend s*ngle sex schools) have similar experiences?
Anonymous Any other straight guys here o(...) 1.95 MB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)16:40:11 No.81248145 There's still this episode of my life I can't make sense of >never felt sexual desire for anything but human women (of most shapes, most colours, most sizes) except once >in high school (all boys school, surely an aggravating factor) >soft spoken quiet boy with very delicate features, perfect skin, and longish blond hair in half my classes >at first merely wonder what he would look like as a girl out of classroom boredom >eventually find i cannot stop staring at him >begin imagining what it would be like to date as a boy, whether he secretly harbours similar feelings if not for me then for any other boy >j------- compulsively to the thought not just of intercourse with him but sometimes merely cuddling >fantasise regularly about being his boyfriend >actually make friends with him but we mostly have desultory conversations about assignments >feeling goes away 6 months later as his features become more masculine When i think back to this i feel both incomprehensibility at the desiring aspect of it but also nostalgia for how strongly i wanted him Any other robots (especially those who had the misfortune to attend s*ngle sex schools) have similar experiences?

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science and podcast | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)05:57:23 No.210790698 Scientist >...and this is basically how nuclear fission works and what my team has been working towards for the past 10 years Joe: 8 KB JPG >*blows in the mic* woah >this is just like comedy, when we're in the green room with other comedians, there's only 50 of us world wide >it's the same thing Why is he like this? He makes me feel second hand embarrassment sometimes
: Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)05:57:23 No.210790698 Scientist >...and this is basically how nuclear fission works and what my team has been working towards for the past 10 years Joe: 8 KB JPG >*blows in the mic* woah >this is just like comedy, when we're in the green room with other comedians, there's only 50 of us world wide >it's the same thing Why is he like this? He makes me feel second hand embarrassment sometimes

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Anon lost love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 221 KB JPG 05/21/25(Wed) 20:34:33 No.934761378 >be me >kindergarten >friends with everybody because children >girl in art class >in retrospect, she's prolly autistic >ask her to be my girlfriend because she's cute >she thinks I'm cute too >says yes >ffw like a week >field day in gym class >finish a run to the end of the field and back >see my girlfriend > we hug >everyone thinks we kissed >get in trouble >go home and get lectured >no one believes that we didn't kiss >never talk to her again >ffw to now >never had another relationship as intimate as that ever again >mfw i peaked in kindergarten : Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed) 20:46:53 No.934761771 I curved so many girls out of autism throughout school. I was such a f------ idiot.
Anonymous 221 KB JPG 05/21/25(Wed) 20:34:33 No.934761378 >be me >kindergarten >friends with everybody because children >girl in art class >in retrospect, she's prolly autistic >ask her to be my girlfriend because she's cute >she thinks I'm cute too >says yes >ffw like a week >field day in gym class >finish a run to the end of the field and back >see my girlfriend > we hug >everyone thinks we kissed >get in trouble >go home and get lectured >no one believes that we didn't kiss >never talk to her again >ffw to now >never had another relationship as intimate as that ever again >mfw i peaked in kindergarten : Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed) 20:46:53 No.934761771 I curved so many girls out of autism throughout school. I was such a f------ idiot.

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Spainanon politely refuses to care | /r/Greentext

05/21/25(Wed)16:43:56 No.505281675 Anonymous (ID: L2RhQ2h4) File: pepe frog.png (421 KB, 636x554) exists to serve him! >>505282276 >>505285531 >you have to care about these people that want you dead!! >noooo, you have to care about these other people that also want you dead!!! >my middle eastern death cult that wants you dead is your ally!! >unlike the other middle eastern death cult that also wants you dead!! >look at this starving child that would've grown up to hate the West and r--- and murder your people! > look at this poor dead jew that thinks that you're all worthless cattle that only >YOU. HAVE. TO. CARE. ABOUT. THIS!!!!!!!!!! No, thank you.
05/21/25(Wed)16:43:56 No.505281675 Anonymous (ID: L2RhQ2h4) File: pepe frog.png (421 KB, 636x554) exists to serve him! >>505282276 >>505285531 >you have to care about these people that want you dead!! >noooo, you have to care about these other people that also want you dead!!! >my middle eastern death cult that wants you dead is your ally!! >unlike the other middle eastern death cult that also wants you dead!! >look at this starving child that would've grown up to hate the West and r--- and murder your people! > look at this poor dead jew that thinks that you're all worthless cattle that only >YOU. HAVE. TO. CARE. ABOUT. THIS!!!!!!!!!! No, thank you.

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ONE GAME, I DONT KNOW WHY | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)01:48:44 No. 17754028 >PS5 came out nearly FIVE(5) years ago >pro version is overpriced with no disc drive >every game worth a try already ported to pc >Bloodborne doesn't even have a patch to capitalize on the hardware, it runs the exact same like on my PS4 pro >Demon's Souls "remake" is inferior in every aspects to the original except framerate >Ghost of Yutei pc port coming in 2026 already leaked JUST
Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)01:48:44 No. 17754028 >PS5 came out nearly FIVE(5) years ago >pro version is overpriced with no disc drive >every game worth a try already ported to pc >Bloodborne doesn't even have a patch to capitalize on the hardware, it runs the exact same like on my PS4 pro >Demon's Souls "remake" is inferior in every aspects to the original except framerate >Ghost of Yutei pc port coming in 2026 already leaked JUST

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Anon plays balatro | /r/Greentext

Anonymous X+X54 21/5/2025, 10:49:46 PM No.62929125 > open game 79 KB WEBP > Wait until photograph and hanging chad > Get photochad > Win What even is the point of playing the f------ game anymore all you do is wait for that stupid f------ combo
Anonymous X+X54 21/5/2025, 10:49:46 PM No.62929125 > open game 79 KB WEBP > Wait until photograph and hanging chad > Get photochad > Win What even is the point of playing the f------ game anymore all you do is wait for that stupid f------ combo

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Gustavo Fring | /r/Greentext

File: gus.png (44 KB, 164x149) Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed)16:16:53 No.210782412 >"Gustavo Fring" is an anagram of "N F----- Virus" what did vince mean by this?
File: gus.png (44 KB, 164x149) Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed)16:16:53 No.210782412 >"Gustavo Fring" is an anagram of "N F----- Virus" what did vince mean by this?

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Forever Alone, or life with someone. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Love, what is for me Forever Alone 43 KB JPG 05/21/25(Wed)19:39:31 No.934759785 >be me >24 years of nothing >no crushes, no romance, no hope >always knew the truth: subhuman trash tier >manlet, face like a dropped meatball, soul like a wet napkin >"love is a chemical lie" I whisper to the void >but then... *her* >high school friend, law school buddy >sends me love songs "as a joke" >laugh it off, but the cope is thinning >know she'd never want me >she's radiant; I'm a gremlin in a hoodie >move cities for uni >she clings like a ghost I can't exorcise >texts me every day, even at 3 AM >my last suicide attempt, she spams memes until I laugh >f---. why'd she have to care? >start malfunctioning >heart races when her name pops up >face burns at "good morning, darling" >try to logic it away >"she pities you," "you're a pet," "she's bored" >but the tumor of hope metastasizes > confess like a doomed side character >her: "I don't see you that way... but let's stay friends!" >translate: "you're safe to orbit me forever" >agree through gritted teeth >pain is a familiar blanket >now the torture refines itself >she still sends love songs, still calls me "darling" >every notification is a hit of hopium >followed by the crash of reality >she complains about being lonely >"why won't anyone love me?" she types to the one guy who does >exist in purgatory >block her? lose my only light >keep her? bleed out in slow motion >mfw too broken to be loved, too addicted to leave >mfw no face >tfw you're not even a person, just a emotional support NPC >tfw the rope starts looking logical again
: Anonymous Love, what is for me Forever Alone 43 KB JPG 05/21/25(Wed)19:39:31 No.934759785 >be me >24 years of nothing >no crushes, no romance, no hope >always knew the truth: subhuman trash tier >manlet, face like a dropped meatball, soul like a wet napkin >"love is a chemical lie" I whisper to the void >but then... *her* >high school friend, law school buddy >sends me love songs "as a joke" >laugh it off, but the cope is thinning >know she'd never want me >she's radiant; I'm a gremlin in a hoodie >move cities for uni >she clings like a ghost I can't exorcise >texts me every day, even at 3 AM >my last suicide attempt, she spams memes until I laugh >f---. why'd she have to care? >start malfunctioning >heart races when her name pops up >face burns at "good morning, darling" >try to logic it away >"she pities you," "you're a pet," "she's bored" >but the tumor of hope metastasizes > confess like a doomed side character >her: "I don't see you that way... but let's stay friends!" >translate: "you're safe to orbit me forever" >agree through gritted teeth >pain is a familiar blanket >now the torture refines itself >she still sends love songs, still calls me "darling" >every notification is a hit of hopium >followed by the crash of reality >she complains about being lonely >"why won't anyone love me?" she types to the one guy who does >exist in purgatory >block her? lose my only light >keep her? bleed out in slow motion >mfw too broken to be loved, too addicted to leave >mfw no face >tfw you're not even a person, just a emotional support NPC >tfw the rope starts looking logical again

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Anon wants to be assasinated by Star Wars fans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous "ACOLYTE 121 KB AVIF 3/16/2025, 11:25:09 AM > be me > be chock full of s----- dialogue No.77281909 > have sloppy execution of a cool story idea > have stiff acting due to poor direction > introduce controversial ideas about creating life with the Force > in spite of all of this the fight scenes are quite fun > be Revenge of the Sith pic unrelated
Anonymous "ACOLYTE 121 KB AVIF 3/16/2025, 11:25:09 AM > be me > be chock full of s----- dialogue No.77281909 > have sloppy execution of a cool story idea > have stiff acting due to poor direction > introduce controversial ideas about creating life with the Force > in spite of all of this the fight scenes are quite fun > be Revenge of the Sith pic unrelated

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Anon must seek new employment. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I might have to quit my job 67 KB JPG >pick the lock open 05/21/25(Wed) 09:36:54 No.934754783 >be me 29m >be wagecuck >work in s----- office building >someone starts locking the mens restroom so no one can use it >maintenance cant be bothered to come unlock it despite multiple emails from staff >take things into my own hands >whoever locked it keeps locking it everytime I pick it >it's part of my morning routine now to lockpick our restroom open >manager notices >"Hey Anon where did you learn to lockpick?" >tell him from playing vidya >he doesn't believe me >co-workers start getting suspicious of me >start getting distant and secretive >mfw my boss/coworkers think I'm a thief when really I'm just a loser that plays vidya when I'm not working
: Anonymous I might have to quit my job 67 KB JPG >pick the lock open 05/21/25(Wed) 09:36:54 No.934754783 >be me 29m >be wagecuck >work in s----- office building >someone starts locking the mens restroom so no one can use it >maintenance cant be bothered to come unlock it despite multiple emails from staff >take things into my own hands >whoever locked it keeps locking it everytime I pick it >it's part of my morning routine now to lockpick our restroom open >manager notices >"Hey Anon where did you learn to lockpick?" >tell him from playing vidya >he doesn't believe me >co-workers start getting suspicious of me >start getting distant and secretive >mfw my boss/coworkers think I'm a thief when really I'm just a loser that plays vidya when I'm not working

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Anon wants to borrow Chang's sister. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)13:18:22 No.56719069 IMG_20200213_151652.jpg 303 KB JPG >hey Chang do you mind if I borrow your sister Anonymous 1/2 02/13/20(Thu)13:19:16 No.56719078 That's my brother, but sure.
Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)13:18:22 No.56719069 IMG_20200213_151652.jpg 303 KB JPG >hey Chang do you mind if I borrow your sister Anonymous 1/2 02/13/20(Thu)13:19:16 No.56719078 That's my brother, but sure.

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Bitchiplier | /r/Greentext

I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55
I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55

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Anon ponders power | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB PNG "emperor" 05/21/25(Wed)02:55:09 No.81235839 >become president >sick your personal militia on every other branch of government, killing everybody that stands in your way >dramatically reduce the entire government, down to only a handful of loyalists who would gladly die for you >change the name of the role of the leader of the US from "president" to >absolutely everything you say immediately becomes law and no one can stop you no matter what >also you are impervious to assassination attempts and term limits no longer affect you and elections are a thing of the past what would you do next? 2 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 5 KB PNG "emperor" 05/21/25(Wed)02:55:09 No.81235839 >become president >sick your personal militia on every other branch of government, killing everybody that stands in your way >dramatically reduce the entire government, down to only a handful of loyalists who would gladly die for you >change the name of the role of the leader of the US from "president" to >absolutely everything you say immediately becomes law and no one can stop you no matter what >also you are impervious to assassination attempts and term limits no longer affect you and elections are a thing of the past what would you do next? 2 Replies View Thread

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A bridge too far. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed) 03:06:47 No.81235905 HOW TO WIN FRIENDS & INFLUENCE PEOPLE The Only Book You Need to Lead You to Success Dale Carnegie 182 KB JPG >how to win friends and influence people >involves being nice to them Well that was a bust. Why write an impossible tutorial. View Thread
: Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed) 03:06:47 No.81235905 HOW TO WIN FRIENDS & INFLUENCE PEOPLE The Only Book You Need to Lead You to Success Dale Carnegie 182 KB JPG >how to win friends and influence people >involves being nice to them Well that was a bust. Why write an impossible tutorial. View Thread

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