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Anon dislikes ads | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7/7/2025, 4:44:35 PM No.66783996 (ADS) 46 KB JPEG > interrupt whatever you're watching or playing > Some are unskipable or make you wait a certain amount of time before you can skip > In most cases you need to PAY A SUBSCRIPTION to not have to deal with them In what world is this supposed to make me want to buy your product? When has being annoying ever been a suitable business practice?
Anonymous 7/7/2025, 4:44:35 PM No.66783996 (ADS) 46 KB JPEG > interrupt whatever you're watching or playing > Some are unskipable or make you wait a certain amount of time before you can skip > In most cases you need to PAY A SUBSCRIPTION to not have to deal with them In what world is this supposed to make me want to buy your product? When has being annoying ever been a suitable business practice?

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Pretty sure | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/03/2025, 23:50:18 No.91338687 >Asian character 192 KB PNG >His power is literally overpopulation Did J K Rowling write this s---?
Anonymous 09/03/2025, 23:50:18 No.91338687 >Asian character 192 KB PNG >His power is literally overpopulation Did J K Rowling write this s---?

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Satan-anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous LUCIFER The Lighthearer or Morningstar. Bringer of Light of Awareness to Humanity. LUCIFERO PROMETHEUS HELIOS SANTA LUCIA 95 KB JPG 07/07/25(Mon)07:50:24 No. 17821918 >The "God" of the Old Testament (YHVH) is not the true God but a blind or malevolent impostor >Satan, or the serpent, is sometimes reinterpreted as a bringer of knowledge and resistance, not a deceiver. >Salvation lies not in worship but in awakening from the spell of false divinity >YHVH demands worship, fear, sacrifice, and loyalty, not contemplation, not cooperation. >He orders genocides, issues arbitrary laws, and frequently acts out of anger, jealousy, or fear. >He punishes curiosity (Eden), unity (Babel), and autonomy (Job) Just say no to Jehovah and the nightmare will be over. The power was always yours.
Anonymous LUCIFER The Lighthearer or Morningstar. Bringer of Light of Awareness to Humanity. LUCIFERO PROMETHEUS HELIOS SANTA LUCIA 95 KB JPG 07/07/25(Mon)07:50:24 No. 17821918 >The "God" of the Old Testament (YHVH) is not the true God but a blind or malevolent impostor >Satan, or the serpent, is sometimes reinterpreted as a bringer of knowledge and resistance, not a deceiver. >Salvation lies not in worship but in awakening from the spell of false divinity >YHVH demands worship, fear, sacrifice, and loyalty, not contemplation, not cooperation. >He orders genocides, issues arbitrary laws, and frequently acts out of anger, jealousy, or fear. >He punishes curiosity (Eden), unity (Babel), and autonomy (Job) Just say no to Jehovah and the nightmare will be over. The power was always yours.

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Brother Wars | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: zZgRT9Uq) Thread for German-Americans ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/07/25(Mon) 10:21:01 No.509727080 + German-American flag 2.png 73 KB PNG Us Germans-Americans must stick together. How are you German bros? Have you learned any German today? Anonymous (ID: xidnojRX) >>509727080 (OP) # 07/07/25(Mon) 10:30:55 No.509727514 When are you going to take back your circumcised slave plantation of a country?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: zZgRT9Uq) Thread for German-Americans ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/07/25(Mon) 10:21:01 No.509727080 + German-American flag 2.png 73 KB PNG Us Germans-Americans must stick together. How are you German bros? Have you learned any German today? Anonymous (ID: xidnojRX) >>509727080 (OP) # 07/07/25(Mon) 10:30:55 No.509727514 When are you going to take back your circumcised slave plantation of a country?

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Looking for islam related greentext | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/22/23(Tue) 05:17:46 No.186359507 >I DECIDED TO SEND ALL MY PROPHETS IN A VERY SMALL AREA IN THE MIDDLE EAST INSTEAD OF EUROPE, ASIA, AMERICAS OR AFRICA BECAUSE.... >JUST BECAUSE OKAY! 84 KB PNG
Anonymous 08/22/23(Tue) 05:17:46 No.186359507 >I DECIDED TO SEND ALL MY PROPHETS IN A VERY SMALL AREA IN THE MIDDLE EAST INSTEAD OF EUROPE, ASIA, AMERICAS OR AFRICA BECAUSE.... >JUST BECAUSE OKAY! 84 KB PNG

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Anon calls someone the D-word | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2017 15:01:43 No.18622426 Quoted By: >>18626443 >be me, 10. >after long day knock out at 6:00 pm >wake up around 12 >heard my name being called >look to door and see someome standing there. >really confused because i couldnt see a face or any features because of how dark everything was. >This thing was visible, but it was just so dark. >"dad?" >the second i said that this thing sprinted towards my bed >duck under blanket and yell, felt hand cover my face. >all of a sudden its gone >never happened again.
Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2017 15:01:43 No.18622426 Quoted By: >>18626443 >be me, 10. >after long day knock out at 6:00 pm >wake up around 12 >heard my name being called >look to door and see someome standing there. >really confused because i couldnt see a face or any features because of how dark everything was. >This thing was visible, but it was just so dark. >"dad?" >the second i said that this thing sprinted towards my bed >duck under blanket and yell, felt hand cover my face. >all of a sudden its gone >never happened again.

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Anon NTR's a rabbit family. | /r/Greentext

File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 ! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant--the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----.
File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 ! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant--the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----.

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Which side are you on? | /r/Greentext

ACTIVISION BLIZZARD AEVI ASOCIACIÓN AEPDU VIDEOJUEGOS ANGI ASSOCIATION FOR THE NORDIC GAME INDUSTRY BANDAI NAMCO EA EMBRACER GROUP ESL FACEIT GROUP game Nintendo DENMARK EPIC GAMES IDER Microsoft NETFLIX TIC Ovus RGDA RIOT GAMES ROBLOX SEGA SEI siea 12 VG BUTCH FNDUSTRY VIDEO GAMES UBISOFT Video Games Poland SGA SUP SQUARE ENIX ukie VG B WB ZeniMax 145 KB JPG >these are the companies lobbying against #stopkillinggames Notice anything familiar?
ACTIVISION BLIZZARD AEVI ASOCIACIÓN AEPDU VIDEOJUEGOS ANGI ASSOCIATION FOR THE NORDIC GAME INDUSTRY BANDAI NAMCO EA EMBRACER GROUP ESL FACEIT GROUP game Nintendo DENMARK EPIC GAMES IDER Microsoft NETFLIX TIC Ovus RGDA RIOT GAMES ROBLOX SEGA SEI siea 12 VG BUTCH FNDUSTRY VIDEO GAMES UBISOFT Video Games Poland SGA SUP SQUARE ENIX ukie VG B WB ZeniMax 145 KB JPG >these are the companies lobbying against #stopkillinggames Notice anything familiar?

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Life imitates art | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: 02TGI4oh) ② 07/07/25(Mon)05:40:23 No.509714718 The 40-Year-Old Virgin IMG_4537.jpg 21 KB JPG boomers though this premise was so patently absurd and ridiculous it could only be fodder for comedy.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: 02TGI4oh) ② 07/07/25(Mon)05:40:23 No.509714718 The 40-Year-Old Virgin IMG_4537.jpg 21 KB JPG boomers though this premise was so patently absurd and ridiculous it could only be fodder for comedy.

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Better question, which ones haven't? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/06/25(Sun)01:26:33 No.714627264 LOOK! SEE!? OWN THE PUBLISHING RIGHTS NOW! 679 ME DESTROYING THE LORE AND CHARACTERS IS ALL CANNON NOW! SEE?! IMG_4549.jpg 128 KB JPG Name the franchise
Anonymous 07/06/25(Sun)01:26:33 No.714627264 LOOK! SEE!? OWN THE PUBLISHING RIGHTS NOW! 679 ME DESTROYING THE LORE AND CHARACTERS IS ALL CANNON NOW! SEE?! IMG_4549.jpg 128 KB JPG Name the franchise

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Anon dodges a bullet | /r/Greentext

No.33323728 Anonymous 14:40 - 06.07.2025 >> 33321965 This as long as they're not f------ bonkers. >get chatting to a fat chick on pof >cute face and b------- >one of the few profiles that didn't use filters on profile pics >seems willing to meet >add her on snapchat >she's routinely either uploading videos of her miming to songs, or images of her crying with some b------- caption in the image >i'm a big degenerate and i'll f--- almost anything, but even i heeded the red flags and alarm bells >she gets mad at me for not wanting to meet as if she's not posting batshit material all the time Shame. She looked like she could suck the coat off a tow ball. Oh well, bullet dodged.
No.33323728 Anonymous 14:40 - 06.07.2025 >> 33321965 This as long as they're not f------ bonkers. >get chatting to a fat chick on pof >cute face and b------- >one of the few profiles that didn't use filters on profile pics >seems willing to meet >add her on snapchat >she's routinely either uploading videos of her miming to songs, or images of her crying with some b------- caption in the image >i'm a big degenerate and i'll f--- almost anything, but even i heeded the red flags and alarm bells >she gets mad at me for not wanting to meet as if she's not posting batshit material all the time Shame. She looked like she could suck the coat off a tow ball. Oh well, bullet dodged.

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my favorite podcasts Has done it again. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: KTVg95UT) 07/06/25(Sun)16:11:13 No.22904675 >my favorite n----- podcasters just won another argument with a prostitute >Hooray! Feminism is defeated! Western civilization will rise again! 1.95 MB GIF
Anonymous (ID: KTVg95UT) 07/06/25(Sun)16:11:13 No.22904675 >my favorite n----- podcasters just won another argument with a prostitute >Hooray! Feminism is defeated! Western civilization will rise again! 1.95 MB GIF

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Intelligence Vs Incelligence | /r/Greentext

139 KB JPG What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No.13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)
139 KB JPG What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No.13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)

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Unkindest Cut | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: XQAJmKVu ) 07/06/25(Sun)14:18:44 No.509674133 goob gob @GoobGobb. 2h If I wasn't circumcised I think I would kill myself, uncut d---- are just so f------ ugly and from what I hear require more cleaning than average Stone tossers DRINK THE SOY. 醃 Soyle STONETOSS.COM @Stone to... . 21h LIVE IN £1 THE POD. EAT THE BUGS. CIRCUMCISE THE CHILD. ח ப 214 KB JPG Why do people support circumcision? THE JUDGE (ID: K1sloN1u) >>509674133 (OP). 07/06/25(Sun)14:21:25 No.509674326 Interesting he chooses suicide over circumcision.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: XQAJmKVu ) 07/06/25(Sun)14:18:44 No.509674133 goob gob @GoobGobb. 2h If I wasn't circumcised I think I would kill myself, uncut d---- are just so f------ ugly and from what I hear require more cleaning than average Stone tossers DRINK THE SOY. 醃 Soyle STONETOSS.COM @Stone to... . 21h LIVE IN £1 THE POD. EAT THE BUGS. CIRCUMCISE THE CHILD. ח ப 214 KB JPG Why do people support circumcision? THE JUDGE (ID: K1sloN1u) >>509674133 (OP). 07/06/25(Sun)14:21:25 No.509674326 Interesting he chooses suicide over circumcision.

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Anon can’t decide | /r/Greentext

>im 20 Can't decide No. 33324751 07/06/25(Sun)14:17:10 IMG_6524.jpg 30 KB 360x360 I can't decide between two major decisions in my life To get a full picture: >NEET living with parent > got 1100 bucks saved >only income is editing videos online that can make me roughly 400 bucks per month (I usually work only once or twice a week for some clients) So I can either: 1. Go to college I got accepted to in September. Stay living with my parents and commute to it 40km Monday-Friday plus do my own thing on the side 2. Move to capital city with my friend. Find some cheap rent and do food deliveries or some other crappy wagie job plus my video editing side gig. Any anons here who had same experience? What did you guys choose? I would also like to hear some of your stories (how you live, budgeting, general helpful stuff for this situation - I have roughly 3 months to chose)
>im 20 Can't decide No. 33324751 07/06/25(Sun)14:17:10 IMG_6524.jpg 30 KB 360x360 I can't decide between two major decisions in my life To get a full picture: >NEET living with parent > got 1100 bucks saved >only income is editing videos online that can make me roughly 400 bucks per month (I usually work only once or twice a week for some clients) So I can either: 1. Go to college I got accepted to in September. Stay living with my parents and commute to it 40km Monday-Friday plus do my own thing on the side 2. Move to capital city with my friend. Find some cheap rent and do food deliveries or some other crappy wagie job plus my video editing side gig. Any anons here who had same experience? What did you guys choose? I would also like to hear some of your stories (how you live, budgeting, general helpful stuff for this situation - I have roughly 3 months to chose)

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Anon goes for a Sunday drive | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /lzxovwJ) Settings Mobile Home 07/06/25(Sun)14:23:21 No.509674473 662 KB PNG >Be me >Sunday mid day >Real hankering for muttdonalds >I live in the countryside so I have to drive to a services >Enter dual carriage way >Encounter like 8 cyclists in the left lane >ihavetheoppurtunitytodothefunniestthing.meme >Match my speed (20mph) >Overtake them >Proceed to do 15mph >Do that for the whole 3.5 mile duration >If one of them tries to overtake I speed up a bit so they are forced to go back behind my slow ass >GochaBitch.mp3 >Could see their leader in my rear view mirror chimping out behind me Imao I have no idea what they were so mad at, the whole thing only took 15 minutes to do lol. Anonymous (ID: snmJZwZe) 31 KB JPG 07/06/25(Sun)14:24:47 No.509674583 >>509674473 (OP) >Be me >Good morning >Sunday morning
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /lzxovwJ) Settings Mobile Home 07/06/25(Sun)14:23:21 No.509674473 662 KB PNG >Be me >Sunday mid day >Real hankering for muttdonalds >I live in the countryside so I have to drive to a services >Enter dual carriage way >Encounter like 8 cyclists in the left lane >ihavetheoppurtunitytodothefunniestthing.meme >Match my speed (20mph) >Overtake them >Proceed to do 15mph >Do that for the whole 3.5 mile duration >If one of them tries to overtake I speed up a bit so they are forced to go back behind my slow ass >GochaBitch.mp3 >Could see their leader in my rear view mirror chimping out behind me Imao I have no idea what they were so mad at, the whole thing only took 15 minutes to do lol. Anonymous (ID: snmJZwZe) 31 KB JPG 07/06/25(Sun)14:24:47 No.509674583 >>509674473 (OP) >Be me >Good morning >Sunday morning

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