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Everytime Harry is in the hospital wing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/07/25(Mon)07:21:30 No.212441807 >Ah Harry. Another year, another attempt on your life. Takes some of Harry's candy without asking >Did I ever tell you about Grindelwald? >He was my a---- boyfriend. We would have hot sweaty a--- sex every night. You couldnt imagine the smell and clean up afterwards. He would also shitpost on /pol/ and /k/. He could go on and on about racial purity. How the muggles are loud and obnoxious, they'd like music that rhymes and despite being a fraction of the population, they commit half the crimes. He wanted to rule over the muggles, all for the greater good of course. Sadly, we had a falling out when he killed my retarded sister, he fled. Oh and he was a good friend
Anonymous 07/07/25(Mon)07:21:30 No.212441807 >Ah Harry. Another year, another attempt on your life. Takes some of Harry's candy without asking >Did I ever tell you about Grindelwald? >He was my a---- boyfriend. We would have hot sweaty a--- sex every night. You couldnt imagine the smell and clean up afterwards. He would also shitpost on /pol/ and /k/. He could go on and on about racial purity. How the muggles are loud and obnoxious, they'd like music that rhymes and despite being a fraction of the population, they commit half the crimes. He wanted to rule over the muggles, all for the greater good of course. Sadly, we had a falling out when he killed my retarded sister, he fled. Oh and he was a good friend

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Anon on millennials | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 298 KB JPG 05/05/25(Mon)22:29:54 No.708994665 >millennials thought these things were the coolest s--- ever Seriously?
: Anonymous 298 KB JPG 05/05/25(Mon)22:29:54 No.708994665 >millennials thought these things were the coolest s--- ever Seriously?

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Anon waits for you | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/7/2025, 11:19:28 AM No.61148113 24 KB JPEG > be me > Have friend > He sits on the corner lot > Sells pills to the girls from across the block > "You should quit that sketchy scene" > Answers me with "nothing comes close to the fever dream" (???) >Be me > Know girl > Never goes out on Sunday nights > her boyfriend hits her in the morning light > Tells her everything ends when she reaches that thrill and that nothing exists past her window > It's nothing new
Anonymous 10/7/2025, 11:19:28 AM No.61148113 24 KB JPEG > be me > Have friend > He sits on the corner lot > Sells pills to the girls from across the block > "You should quit that sketchy scene" > Answers me with "nothing comes close to the fever dream" (???) >Be me > Know girl > Never goes out on Sunday nights > her boyfriend hits her in the morning light > Tells her everything ends when she reaches that thrill and that nothing exists past her window > It's nothing new

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Anons Bottom Mathematics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 93 KB JPG 07/26/22(Tue)12:08:00 No.26918060 Fun bottom fact from a math bottom Division and subtraction do not actually exist. They are merely the inverse of multiplication and addition. 5/4 is really 5*(4^-1) And 5-4 is really 5 + (-4) The more you know! Anonymous Anonymous 07/26/22(Tue)12:09:30 No.26918087 07/26/22(Tue)12:10:11 No.26918099 This is what goes on in a bottom's mind when you're f------ them?
Anonymous 93 KB JPG 07/26/22(Tue)12:08:00 No.26918060 Fun bottom fact from a math bottom Division and subtraction do not actually exist. They are merely the inverse of multiplication and addition. 5/4 is really 5*(4^-1) And 5-4 is really 5 + (-4) The more you know! Anonymous Anonymous 07/26/22(Tue)12:09:30 No.26918087 07/26/22(Tue)12:10:11 No.26918099 This is what goes on in a bottom's mind when you're f------ them?

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"How fortunate you are of being born in Germany" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: sr3uyckf)! F--- them to hell 07/07/25(Mon)17:01:29 No.509773657 2.68 MB PNG >Raised energy prices >Increases taxes >Endless retarded regulations >Low to no economic growth >Cancels elections >Arrests people for online posts >No A/C >Literally wants to feed you bugs >Filled the place up with Flipping N and Rabid Mohammeds who r--- everything and breed like vermin >Power supersedes that of national governments >Ruined cars with overbearing emissions rules (made them unaffordable too) >Can't drive old cars in certain cities or they penalise you >Proposed a 'meat tax' (cucked) >Nearly everything they do is vehemently opposed by most people But never mind all of that because my f------ iPhone has a USB-C charger now.
Anonymous (ID: sr3uyckf)! F--- them to hell 07/07/25(Mon)17:01:29 No.509773657 2.68 MB PNG >Raised energy prices >Increases taxes >Endless retarded regulations >Low to no economic growth >Cancels elections >Arrests people for online posts >No A/C >Literally wants to feed you bugs >Filled the place up with Flipping N and Rabid Mohammeds who r--- everything and breed like vermin >Power supersedes that of national governments >Ruined cars with overbearing emissions rules (made them unaffordable too) >Can't drive old cars in certain cities or they penalise you >Proposed a 'meat tax' (cucked) >Nearly everything they do is vehemently opposed by most people But never mind all of that because my f------ iPhone has a USB-C charger now.

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Anon on election night 2028 | /r/Greentext

elonmusk.jpg (39 KB, 630x420) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: tkU0qJz2) 07/10/25(Thu)02:39:02 No.509989259 >2028 >election night >be elon >running for president >not eligible, but it's not like anyone cares >america party gets 5% of the vote >more than enough to hand the democrats the victory >make one phone call >"hello, george. took me a long time, but it's done." >cash in 1 trillion sorosbux >mfw
elonmusk.jpg (39 KB, 630x420) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: tkU0qJz2) 07/10/25(Thu)02:39:02 No.509989259 >2028 >election night >be elon >running for president >not eligible, but it's not like anyone cares >america party gets 5% of the vote >more than enough to hand the democrats the victory >make one phone call >"hello, george. took me a long time, but it's done." >cash in 1 trillion sorosbux >mfw

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If you know, you know. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03:47:20 No.70383707 you_know_what_this_is.jpg 177 KB JPG *Ruins the gaming industry forever*
Anonymous 03:47:20 No.70383707 you_know_what_this_is.jpg 177 KB JPG *Ruins the gaming industry forever*

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invincible | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous INVINCIBLE 2.71 MB PNG 08/25/23(Fri)16:23:45 No. 189153076 >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him : Anonymous Anon, I... 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091
: Anonymous INVINCIBLE 2.71 MB PNG 08/25/23(Fri)16:23:45 No. 189153076 >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him : Anonymous Anon, I... 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091

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Maybe it's not fun to use | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/07/24(Wed)18:49:19 No.684912859 mortar.jpg 132 KB JPG >one of the most fundamentally important weapons in modern infantry combat >barely ever appears in shooters, even those aiming for realism Why?
Anonymous 08/07/24(Wed)18:49:19 No.684912859 mortar.jpg 132 KB JPG >one of the most fundamentally important weapons in modern infantry combat >barely ever appears in shooters, even those aiming for realism Why?

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Is the entirety of this game a testament to Japanese incompetence? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:08:28 PM No.69046729 191 KB WEBP > Be phantom thieves > Before finishing a dungeon, you have to send out a physical item (calling card) to the person > The entire Japanese police force is after you > Not ONE of them considers checking fingerprints Is there a lore reason for this? Are they stupid?
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:08:28 PM No.69046729 191 KB WEBP > Be phantom thieves > Before finishing a dungeon, you have to send out a physical item (calling card) to the person > The entire Japanese police force is after you > Not ONE of them considers checking fingerprints Is there a lore reason for this? Are they stupid?

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Anon has a low IQ. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous signs of low iq 14 KB PNG 07/09/25(Wed)14:37:01 No.81769098 >You have questioned your own intellectual abilities. In other words, if you've ever found yourself wondering if you have a low IQ, chances are you do. >Problems understanding mathematical logic. It is not worth making the excuse that "if I study, I can do well." The average person is not going to struggle with math, whether or not they study 'enough'. If you have to study a minimum, it's over. >Aversion and panic towards riddles, puzzles and anything that challenges the mind. No, it's not that 'fear has stopped you from learning well', it's that you never could and never would have been able to. Do mental challenges scare you? Welcome to the club. >Your habits do not coincide with an intellectual lifestyle, rather with one that is not so challenging or you simply prefer the artistic. You may like cinema, reading, psychology, philosophy, dealing with other people. But you have distanced yourself from engineering, science, and other cultured activities. It's not a coincidence, it's just that you are not made for them. >Do you find it difficult to understand abstract concepts? Do you need paper and pen to solve literally any problem? No, it's not that "your learning method is visual", it's that you have a low IQ. Anonymous >>81769098 (OP). >you post basedjaks on /r9k/ 07/09/25(Wed)14:38:49 No.81769126
Anonymous signs of low iq 14 KB PNG 07/09/25(Wed)14:37:01 No.81769098 >You have questioned your own intellectual abilities. In other words, if you've ever found yourself wondering if you have a low IQ, chances are you do. >Problems understanding mathematical logic. It is not worth making the excuse that "if I study, I can do well." The average person is not going to struggle with math, whether or not they study 'enough'. If you have to study a minimum, it's over. >Aversion and panic towards riddles, puzzles and anything that challenges the mind. No, it's not that 'fear has stopped you from learning well', it's that you never could and never would have been able to. Do mental challenges scare you? Welcome to the club. >Your habits do not coincide with an intellectual lifestyle, rather with one that is not so challenging or you simply prefer the artistic. You may like cinema, reading, psychology, philosophy, dealing with other people. But you have distanced yourself from engineering, science, and other cultured activities. It's not a coincidence, it's just that you are not made for them. >Do you find it difficult to understand abstract concepts? Do you need paper and pen to solve literally any problem? No, it's not that "your learning method is visual", it's that you have a low IQ. Anonymous >>81769098 (OP). >you post basedjaks on /r9k/ 07/09/25(Wed)14:38:49 No.81769126

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What did they mean by this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 8:22:09 PM No.74195864 128 KB JPEG > game criticizes adults > Made by adults
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 8:22:09 PM No.74195864 128 KB JPEG > game criticizes adults > Made by adults

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Anon dislikes goro akechi from persona 5 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 8:16:40 PM No.36126625 63 KB PNG > walks in on the gang about to eat > Visibly make everyone uncomfortable > Takes one takoyaki without even asking, just asserting it (gluttonous c---) > Picks the only bright red one in the middle of a bunch of regular golden ones > It's spicy (no s--- you moron) > Unironically acts like he just had 20 cysts explode within him > Leaves Was he retarded???
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 8:16:40 PM No.36126625 63 KB PNG > walks in on the gang about to eat > Visibly make everyone uncomfortable > Takes one takoyaki without even asking, just asserting it (gluttonous c---) > Picks the only bright red one in the middle of a bunch of regular golden ones > It's spicy (no s--- you moron) > Unironically acts like he just had 20 cysts explode within him > Leaves Was he retarded???

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"Thank you for your service" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/17/22(Thu)09:13:47 No.51972905 I went from kicking down doors in Iraq to jerking off to Harley Quinn p--- on rule 34. My brother is married with 2 kids, and I'm 38 and still live with my mom. 02/17/22(Thu)09:15:17 No.51972914 Anonymous >>51972905 (OP) # Thank you for your service WOTAK
Anonymous 02/17/22(Thu)09:13:47 No.51972905 I went from kicking down doors in Iraq to jerking off to Harley Quinn p--- on rule 34. My brother is married with 2 kids, and I'm 38 and still live with my mom. 02/17/22(Thu)09:15:17 No.51972914 Anonymous >>51972905 (OP) # Thank you for your service WOTAK

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Anon doesn't like peak | /r/Greentext

Anonymous THE PHANTOM PAIN KONAMI 289 KB JPG 05/21/21(Fri)11:07:21 No.556430964 >Boring open world where the only points of interest are just enemy bases >bunch of pointless collectibles that give almost nothing to the player >less level interaction compared to other games >contains a character designed to appeal to coomers Yeah, i don't really like Genshin Impact Pic unrelated.
Anonymous THE PHANTOM PAIN KONAMI 289 KB JPG 05/21/21(Fri)11:07:21 No.556430964 >Boring open world where the only points of interest are just enemy bases >bunch of pointless collectibles that give almost nothing to the player >less level interaction compared to other games >contains a character designed to appeal to coomers Yeah, i don't really like Genshin Impact Pic unrelated.

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Anon asks for a job | /r/Greentext

Anonymous F------ HATE my family 07/09/25(Wed)08:58:09 No.81766525 Bro I'm gonna tell Mom You're 28 and you're still crying to her whenever something doesn't go your way She'll probably laugh if you do tell her Shut up dude I'm serious And? What's she gonna do, ground me? Call my boss and ask him herself? Idk but it won't be good for you See the thing is After you move out "I'm gonna tell Mommy" kind of loses its effectiveness as a threat Shut up f----- Maybe you'll learn that when you move out someday Imfao IMG_2725.jpg 584 KB JPG >be me, NEET >got fired from my last job like 3-4 years ago and just never went back >want a job now so I can have some spending money >ask my brother if he can get me a job at his company >says no and literally just immediately starts making fun of me (pic related) >embarrassed to even tell my parents now Its so f------ over for me. My own family wants me to fail.
Anonymous F------ HATE my family 07/09/25(Wed)08:58:09 No.81766525 Bro I'm gonna tell Mom You're 28 and you're still crying to her whenever something doesn't go your way She'll probably laugh if you do tell her Shut up dude I'm serious And? What's she gonna do, ground me? Call my boss and ask him herself? Idk but it won't be good for you See the thing is After you move out "I'm gonna tell Mommy" kind of loses its effectiveness as a threat Shut up f----- Maybe you'll learn that when you move out someday Imfao IMG_2725.jpg 584 KB JPG >be me, NEET >got fired from my last job like 3-4 years ago and just never went back >want a job now so I can have some spending money >ask my brother if he can get me a job at his company >says no and literally just immediately starts making fun of me (pic related) >embarrassed to even tell my parents now Its so f------ over for me. My own family wants me to fail.

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