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: Anonymous 11/15/23(Wed)21:55:52 No.657585267 Counter Ternak 1673079110321272.png 2.21 MB PNG BOO 1540 >no skins >no progression >no balance changes >no new content >no events >no brand tie ins How didn't boomers get bored out of their mind playing this s---?
: Anonymous 11/15/23(Wed)21:55:52 No.657585267 Counter Ternak 1673079110321272.png 2.21 MB PNG BOO 1540 >no skins >no progression >no balance changes >no new content >no events >no brand tie ins How didn't boomers get bored out of their mind playing this s---?

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Anonymous 16/7/2025, 3:49:24 AM No.50608746 88 KB JPEG > order seafood stew or seafood pasta at restaurant > Shrimps are not peeled
Anonymous 16/7/2025, 3:49:24 AM No.50608746 88 KB JPEG > order seafood stew or seafood pasta at restaurant > Shrimps are not peeled

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Russian history isn't renowned for having good leaders | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 00mELoMe 30 KB JPG 07/15/25(Tue)13:38:58 No.510436534 >>510435216 # >get handed a gold-plated get out of jail free card by Trump himself >eat it because it reminds you of banan >proceed to go a------ and throw s--- around 4d chess btw
Anonymous (ID: 00mELoMe 30 KB JPG 07/15/25(Tue)13:38:58 No.510436534 >>510435216 # >get handed a gold-plated get out of jail free card by Trump himself >eat it because it reminds you of banan >proceed to go a------ and throw s--- around 4d chess btw

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Anon thinks gay teenage girls ruin everything | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Class of 09 47 KB JPG 07/15/25(Tue)15:30:44 No.715567996 >make game meant to appeal to a specific audience >ends up appealing to a different audience >new audience completely misunderstands the point of the game >now you're EVIL for not accommodating the new audience >"I haven't played the game at all but I always knew he was a bad guy heughheughheugh" Saw a f------ video complaining about the game and it reminded me of how stupid this whole situation was. Why are gay teenage girls the final authority on everything?
Anonymous Class of 09 47 KB JPG 07/15/25(Tue)15:30:44 No.715567996 >make game meant to appeal to a specific audience >ends up appealing to a different audience >new audience completely misunderstands the point of the game >now you're EVIL for not accommodating the new audience >"I haven't played the game at all but I always knew he was a bad guy heughheughheugh" Saw a f------ video complaining about the game and it reminded me of how stupid this whole situation was. Why are gay teenage girls the final authority on everything?

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Anon had a cool Dungeon Master | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >tfw no gf 12/22/19(Sun)09:37:51 No. 70067181 We have had enough examples of bad DMs. Give examples of good DMs, preferably from your own groups. 188 KB PNG : Anonymous >>70067181 (OP) # 12/22/19(Sun)12:25:29 No.70069193 > Be playing Adventurers league a few years ago > had a cool DM who was very tolerant with our s--- > we had a kid around the age of 11 in our group who was constantly sick > kid had some sort of disability which left him wheelchair bound and constantly in and out of hospitals > kid enjoyed playing D&D with us but it was usually difficult when he needed to go to the Hospital > our DM realized that it would be difficult to schedule arround this > our DM also knew how much this kid loved D&D. > so the DM decided to do something for the kid > the day before one of our sessions, the DM visited the kid at the hospital > the DM then gave the kid a gift > it was a laptop with a webcam that the DM bought for him > he told the kid that if he couldn't attend a session due to him being hospitalized, the kid could Skype us from the hospital to play with us > the kid never missed a single session after that. All in all it was fun playing with that group
: Anonymous >tfw no gf 12/22/19(Sun)09:37:51 No. 70067181 We have had enough examples of bad DMs. Give examples of good DMs, preferably from your own groups. 188 KB PNG : Anonymous >>70067181 (OP) # 12/22/19(Sun)12:25:29 No.70069193 > Be playing Adventurers league a few years ago > had a cool DM who was very tolerant with our s--- > we had a kid around the age of 11 in our group who was constantly sick > kid had some sort of disability which left him wheelchair bound and constantly in and out of hospitals > kid enjoyed playing D&D with us but it was usually difficult when he needed to go to the Hospital > our DM realized that it would be difficult to schedule arround this > our DM also knew how much this kid loved D&D. > so the DM decided to do something for the kid > the day before one of our sessions, the DM visited the kid at the hospital > the DM then gave the kid a gift > it was a laptop with a webcam that the DM bought for him > he told the kid that if he couldn't attend a session due to him being hospitalized, the kid could Skype us from the hospital to play with us > the kid never missed a single session after that. All in all it was fun playing with that group

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Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)11:28:05 No.1498 >be me >be nowhere near the top 5 or even top 10 statistically >have carefully curated media personality >cheat on my wife multiple times >be remembered more for the values and mindset I embodied rather than actual achievement >untimely early death made people forget I was probably a r----- >be kobe bryant >pic unrelated
Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)11:28:05 No.1498 >be me >be nowhere near the top 5 or even top 10 statistically >have carefully curated media personality >cheat on my wife multiple times >be remembered more for the values and mindset I embodied rather than actual achievement >untimely early death made people forget I was probably a r----- >be kobe bryant >pic unrelated

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Anon needs a way out | /r/Greentext

File: 20250619_201819.jpg (33 KB, 705x723) A way out Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)11:13:30 No.33357766 >>33357778 >>33357913 >>33357920 >>33357924 >>33357938 >>33361474 >>33361626 >35 >NEET for basically entire life >no high school or college education >dropped out of school in 9th grade >never worked >have left house maybe 6times in past 15 years >0 social skills >obese >never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s >ginger >never had a job >can't drive >never had friends >parents are broke so I won't inherit anything >no skills >never exercised in my entire life >fast fingernail growth >copper allergy >have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 years How do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out and I'm being kicked out in October. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get? >> Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)11:15:25 No.33357778 >> Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)11:49:38 No.33357913 >> Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)11:51:19 No.33357920 >>33357766 (OP). >fast fingernail growth well at least you have something going for you
File: 20250619_201819.jpg (33 KB, 705x723) A way out Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)11:13:30 No.33357766 >>33357778 >>33357913 >>33357920 >>33357924 >>33357938 >>33361474 >>33361626 >35 >NEET for basically entire life >no high school or college education >dropped out of school in 9th grade >never worked >have left house maybe 6times in past 15 years >0 social skills >obese >never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s >ginger >never had a job >can't drive >never had friends >parents are broke so I won't inherit anything >no skills >never exercised in my entire life >fast fingernail growth >copper allergy >have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 years How do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out and I'm being kicked out in October. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get? >> Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)11:15:25 No.33357778 >> Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)11:49:38 No.33357913 >> Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)11:51:19 No.33357920 >>33357766 (OP). >fast fingernail growth well at least you have something going for you

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Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)21:32:40 No.937145493 I have decided to make chicken tenders tonight. 199 KB PNG Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)21:38:22 No.937145733 by "make" i'm sure you mean your mom will do it for you Anonymous >>937145493 (OP) # 07/15/25(Tue)21:40:14 No.937145826 I'm beginning to doubt these frog threads are even made by real people. >>937145894 #
Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)21:32:40 No.937145493 I have decided to make chicken tenders tonight. 199 KB PNG Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)21:38:22 No.937145733 by "make" i'm sure you mean your mom will do it for you Anonymous >>937145493 (OP) # 07/15/25(Tue)21:40:14 No.937145826 I'm beginning to doubt these frog threads are even made by real people. >>937145894 #

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Anon thoughts on anime | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ANIME HATE নাছ セラムン 147 KB JPG >corny voice acting >ridiculous premises 07/15/25(Tue)20:54:38 No.937143828 >terrible convoluted plots >cringe ass characters >horrible melodramatic cringe dialogue >seizure inducing animation >nauseating soundtracks >twink protagonists >flat ass ugly 12 year old looking female characters Unironically, how do you retards like this s---? Is it just foreign entertainment from country with submissive little f--- dolls for my tiny white c--- = dope? I genuinely cant find anything of value in any anime I've watched. The only one that is even slightly tolerable is Cowboy Bebop. Id rather have the biggest thot daughter than ever have a weeabo son. You guys should seriously consider castration. 6 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous ANIME HATE নাছ セラムン 147 KB JPG >corny voice acting >ridiculous premises 07/15/25(Tue)20:54:38 No.937143828 >terrible convoluted plots >cringe ass characters >horrible melodramatic cringe dialogue >seizure inducing animation >nauseating soundtracks >twink protagonists >flat ass ugly 12 year old looking female characters Unironically, how do you retards like this s---? Is it just foreign entertainment from country with submissive little f--- dolls for my tiny white c--- = dope? I genuinely cant find anything of value in any anime I've watched. The only one that is even slightly tolerable is Cowboy Bebop. Id rather have the biggest thot daughter than ever have a weeabo son. You guys should seriously consider castration. 6 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is planning ahead. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)16:12:44 No.81840923 >Girl on dating app dropped the "I'm trans btw" line and I'm horny enough to be OK with that Foids, would you mind if your future bf had a t---------- practice gf? 57 KB JPG
Anonymous 07/15/25(Tue)16:12:44 No.81840923 >Girl on dating app dropped the "I'm trans btw" line and I'm horny enough to be OK with that Foids, would you mind if your future bf had a t---------- practice gf? 57 KB JPG

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Tukachevsky | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I'm not really a communist. I'm actually a pagan who's only with Lenin to excise the Judeo-Christians from Russia. I also met De Gaulle while in jail. Quit HO14 167 KB PNG 07/14/25(Mon)22:25:56 No. 17842959 >fight in ww1 >become pow >taken to mega prison in bavaria >share cell with charles de gaulle >cocksuck napoleon >asked if a socialist >"Socialist? Certainly not! What a need for classification you have! Besides, the great socialists are Jews and the socialist doctrine is a branch of universal Christianity. I laugh at money, and whether the land is divided up or not is all one to me. The barbarians, my ancestors, lived in common, but they had chiefs. No, I detest socialists, Jews, and Christians." >explain why lenin is the lesser evil because you want russia to be "thrown into barbarism" and think lenin will do that >create evil ass demon idol in jail >asked why >"This is Perun. A powerful person. This is the god of war and death. Don't laugh. I told you that the Slavs need a new religion. They are given Marxism, but there is too much modernism and civilization in this theology. (...) There is Dazhbog - the god of the Sun, Stribog – the god of the Wind, Veles – the god of arts and poetry, and finally, Perun – the god of thunder and lightning. After some deliberation, I settled on Perun, since Marxism, having won in Russia, will unleash merciless wars between people. I will honor Perun every day." - Was Mikhail Tukachevsky the first HO14 player? 20th century Whatifalthist?
Anonymous I'm not really a communist. I'm actually a pagan who's only with Lenin to excise the Judeo-Christians from Russia. I also met De Gaulle while in jail. Quit HO14 167 KB PNG 07/14/25(Mon)22:25:56 No. 17842959 >fight in ww1 >become pow >taken to mega prison in bavaria >share cell with charles de gaulle >cocksuck napoleon >asked if a socialist >"Socialist? Certainly not! What a need for classification you have! Besides, the great socialists are Jews and the socialist doctrine is a branch of universal Christianity. I laugh at money, and whether the land is divided up or not is all one to me. The barbarians, my ancestors, lived in common, but they had chiefs. No, I detest socialists, Jews, and Christians." >explain why lenin is the lesser evil because you want russia to be "thrown into barbarism" and think lenin will do that >create evil ass demon idol in jail >asked why >"This is Perun. A powerful person. This is the god of war and death. Don't laugh. I told you that the Slavs need a new religion. They are given Marxism, but there is too much modernism and civilization in this theology. (...) There is Dazhbog - the god of the Sun, Stribog – the god of the Wind, Veles – the god of arts and poetry, and finally, Perun – the god of thunder and lightning. After some deliberation, I settled on Perun, since Marxism, having won in Russia, will unleash merciless wars between people. I will honor Perun every day." - Was Mikhail Tukachevsky the first HO14 player? 20th century Whatifalthist?

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Anon's laptop | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448 Q >"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them" >"But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything!" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can." She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister. I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day. Replies to this post: >>3420456 >>3422005 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 Q >>3420448 [CONT] >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it. >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP - DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sister's property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" >"But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it 'well' is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9k/, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family Replies to this post: >>3420493 >>3420505 >>3420529 >>3420535 >>3420539 >>3420540 >>3420552 >>3420628 >>3420679 >>3420681 >>3420743 >>3420834 >>3421440 >>3422005 >>3422184 >>3422346 >>3422413 >>3422695 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No.3420529 Q^ File: 1344955346244.jpg-(8 KB, 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) I I'M BEYOND MAD Replies to this post: >>3420554 >>3420598 >>3420456 >>3420456 >>3420456 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:51:50 No. 3420598 Q 3 >>3420529 I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it. Why didn't you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p----. 10/10 I got so f------ mad 4 Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sister's data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia). My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running. I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least.
Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448 Q >"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them" >"But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything!" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can." She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister. I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day. Replies to this post: >>3420456 >>3422005 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 Q >>3420448 [CONT] >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it. >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP - DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sister's property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" >"But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it 'well' is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9k/, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family Replies to this post: >>3420493 >>3420505 >>3420529 >>3420535 >>3420539 >>3420540 >>3420552 >>3420628 >>3420679 >>3420681 >>3420743 >>3420834 >>3421440 >>3422005 >>3422184 >>3422346 >>3422413 >>3422695 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No.3420529 Q^ File: 1344955346244.jpg-(8 KB, 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) I I'M BEYOND MAD Replies to this post: >>3420554 >>3420598 >>3420456 >>3420456 >>3420456 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:51:50 No. 3420598 Q 3 >>3420529 I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it. Why didn't you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p----. 10/10 I got so f------ mad 4 Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sister's data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia). My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running. I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least.

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Tinder Troubles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 334 KB PNG 11/06/17(Mon)06:20:58 No.750195751 >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy off tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >he suggests we go to mcdonalds >wants to meet at 1:30pm sharp >i show up at 1:30 and he says hi >he's in his mcdonalds uniform eating a big mac meal >"i get a free medium meal on my break, so how are you?" >i order a big mac meal and we chat >at 1:50, he says he wants to show me something cool out back >we go out back and he starts kissing me >we have sex >"s--- anon, i needed that. I'm going on a date-date tonight with this hot black girl and i dont wanna nut in her too soon" >at 1:58, he clocks back in and i go home >mfw
: Anonymous 334 KB PNG 11/06/17(Mon)06:20:58 No.750195751 >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy off tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >he suggests we go to mcdonalds >wants to meet at 1:30pm sharp >i show up at 1:30 and he says hi >he's in his mcdonalds uniform eating a big mac meal >"i get a free medium meal on my break, so how are you?" >i order a big mac meal and we chat >at 1:50, he says he wants to show me something cool out back >we go out back and he starts kissing me >we have sex >"s--- anon, i needed that. I'm going on a date-date tonight with this hot black girl and i dont wanna nut in her too soon" >at 1:58, he clocks back in and i go home >mfw

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Anon is for real? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 15/7/2025, 3:54:37 PM No.38257311 276 KB PNG > saves everybody in a self sacrificial final action > Everybody weeps like a mother finding her son decapitated in his room > Turns out he survived and he shows up immediately > Everybody beats him up because "he worried them" Can this guy ever catch a f------ break?
Anonymous 15/7/2025, 3:54:37 PM No.38257311 276 KB PNG > saves everybody in a self sacrificial final action > Everybody weeps like a mother finding her son decapitated in his room > Turns out he survived and he shows up immediately > Everybody beats him up because "he worried them" Can this guy ever catch a f------ break?

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What did Gunn mean by this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/14/25(Mon) 15:17:56 No.212709400 >spends 800 billion to fight dumb farmboy >loses >gets r---- by dog and cancelled on Twitter >>212709400 (OP) # >Guns self insert
Anonymous 07/14/25(Mon) 15:17:56 No.212709400 >spends 800 billion to fight dumb farmboy >loses >gets r---- by dog and cancelled on Twitter >>212709400 (OP) # >Guns self insert

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Anon goes on vacation. | /r/Greentext

File: frog2.jpg (58 KB, 976x850) Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)22:00:42 No. 184194025 >>184194125 >be me >vacationing in Germany >eating at a restaurant, need to use the restroom >ask an employee where the restroom is >"Oh, you mean das poopenfarten? Down there to the left!"
File: frog2.jpg (58 KB, 976x850) Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)22:00:42 No. 184194025 >>184194125 >be me >vacationing in Germany >eating at a restaurant, need to use the restroom >ask an employee where the restroom is >"Oh, you mean das poopenfarten? Down there to the left!"

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