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Anon likes the Bad Guys | /r/Greentext

Sergio 05/23/2025 (Fri) 21:40:24 Id: eb1dec No. 86663 >>86668 >>86676 More Diane Foxington inflations, like farts, space suits, scubas, blueberries, Violet Beauregarde 2005 tracksuits, and Inflat-a-suits. Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 21:48:14 Id: edc75e No. 86668 >>86678 >>86663 shut up retard No. 86676 Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 23:05:38 Id: 2b7ea6 Open (Hide) >>86663 ①Hateful Sergio 05/23/2025 (Fri) 23:33:12 Id: eb1dec No. 86678 >>86695 >86668 You shut up, don't call me retard No. 86695 >>86678 Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 07:42:50 Id: 8b6dd6 You're a retard.
Sergio 05/23/2025 (Fri) 21:40:24 Id: eb1dec No. 86663 >>86668 >>86676 More Diane Foxington inflations, like farts, space suits, scubas, blueberries, Violet Beauregarde 2005 tracksuits, and Inflat-a-suits. Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 21:48:14 Id: edc75e No. 86668 >>86678 >>86663 shut up retard No. 86676 Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 23:05:38 Id: 2b7ea6 Open (Hide) >>86663 ①Hateful Sergio 05/23/2025 (Fri) 23:33:12 Id: eb1dec No. 86678 >>86695 >86668 You shut up, don't call me retard No. 86695 >>86678 Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 07:42:50 Id: 8b6dd6 You're a retard.

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Dr. Atlanta | /r/Greentext

2h (05/23/25 13:33) 210819505 . . PNG 280KB (489 × 343) 1726584052414894.png 2 Replies >It is two days from now. I am abandoning the woman who is giving birth to my child. >It is nine months ago. I am having sex with a woman, both of us high on crack. >It is three years ago. I am robbing a liquor store. The Korean owner is shooting at us. Quantavious is diving in front of me, taking a bullet, and saving my life. I am leaving him to die, alone. >It is ten years from now. My son is killed in a drive-by shooting. His mother is calling. When I finally pick up, she will blame me for his death. >I am tired of these police officers. These laws. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their handcuffs.
2h (05/23/25 13:33) 210819505 . . PNG 280KB (489 × 343) 1726584052414894.png 2 Replies >It is two days from now. I am abandoning the woman who is giving birth to my child. >It is nine months ago. I am having sex with a woman, both of us high on crack. >It is three years ago. I am robbing a liquor store. The Korean owner is shooting at us. Quantavious is diving in front of me, taking a bullet, and saving my life. I am leaving him to die, alone. >It is ten years from now. My son is killed in a drive-by shooting. His mother is calling. When I finally pick up, she will blame me for his death. >I am tired of these police officers. These laws. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their handcuffs.

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I'll say Rimworld | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/23/25(Fri)18:34:24 No.710479767 >game is gorgeous >can run on a potato name it LiesOfPScreen.jpg 224 KB JPG
Anonymous 05/23/25(Fri)18:34:24 No.710479767 >game is gorgeous >can run on a potato name it LiesOfPScreen.jpg 224 KB JPG

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Anon's dad pulls a bro dad move | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/24/25(Sat)01:14:08 No.11777090 >be 9 in 2004 >Shrek 2 comes out >want to see it so badly >nag parents to go see it >almost all tickets sold for release day, the few empty seats remaining are for the 9 PM screening >mom says no (keep in mind I live in Germany, summer break only starts at the end of July) >mom has to visit aunt who got into hospital after breaking her leg >dad takes me to watch Shrek 2 at 9 PM >says it'll be our secret >let me play Need for Speed Underground after getting home >called the teacher next morning that I'm sick
Anonymous 05/24/25(Sat)01:14:08 No.11777090 >be 9 in 2004 >Shrek 2 comes out >want to see it so badly >nag parents to go see it >almost all tickets sold for release day, the few empty seats remaining are for the 9 PM screening >mom says no (keep in mind I live in Germany, summer break only starts at the end of July) >mom has to visit aunt who got into hospital after breaking her leg >dad takes me to watch Shrek 2 at 9 PM >says it'll be our secret >let me play Need for Speed Underground after getting home >called the teacher next morning that I'm sick

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It's sad finding inscriptions in second hand books | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)04:35:13 No.23376911 Cormac McCarthy ather of The Road BLOOD MERIDIAN La I give to you this book 93 token of my admiration and to Say thanks. It's been learned due in quick Year: I'm stashed by how much I've I cant thank large part t. you the attention you've given and you enough for the wisdom conferred. Your dedication to pedagogy I "find inspiring 829 3. this book Frite other1. Stay Please enjoy I have bee can with love, Peter P.S. If y M touch THE EVENING REDNESS IN THE WEST 25th ANNIVERSARY EDITION Alice of pin though sidence grated writer, -Michael He read the book, de let me know you themies reg. PRAISE FOR CORM, M-Catly is a writer to be read Jestly-envied" McCarthy is a bora narrator, and the stab of actuality He is here "Mr. McCarthy has the best kin fus risky elogice, intricate Cormac McCarthy in Sout writer of satural, impeccable Fasier.capable of blac heat of his tragedy McCarthy's lyrical prose n omes (and his) sense of the Times the "Judge". 67289357304614.jpg 949 KB JPG Found this in a thrift store in perfect / unread condition. Which one of you miserable simps gave this to a girl?
Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)04:35:13 No.23376911 Cormac McCarthy ather of The Road BLOOD MERIDIAN La I give to you this book 93 token of my admiration and to Say thanks. It's been learned due in quick Year: I'm stashed by how much I've I cant thank large part t. you the attention you've given and you enough for the wisdom conferred. Your dedication to pedagogy I "find inspiring 829 3. this book Frite other1. Stay Please enjoy I have bee can with love, Peter P.S. If y M touch THE EVENING REDNESS IN THE WEST 25th ANNIVERSARY EDITION Alice of pin though sidence grated writer, -Michael He read the book, de let me know you themies reg. PRAISE FOR CORM, M-Catly is a writer to be read Jestly-envied" McCarthy is a bora narrator, and the stab of actuality He is here "Mr. McCarthy has the best kin fus risky elogice, intricate Cormac McCarthy in Sout writer of satural, impeccable Fasier.capable of blac heat of his tragedy McCarthy's lyrical prose n omes (and his) sense of the Times the "Judge". 67289357304614.jpg 949 KB JPG Found this in a thrift store in perfect / unread condition. Which one of you miserable simps gave this to a girl?

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Anon is killed by Italians from Boston | /r/Greentext

>Tom and Ray Magliozzi, from Car Talk >they're supposed to be dead Anonymous 05/23/25(Fri)15:29:09 No.934843404 >be me >lonely 30-something who listens to NPR unironically >decide to fall asleep to old Car Talk episodes for comfort >chuckles of Click and Clack echoing through my sad apartment >doze off, dreaming of carburetors and bad >Boston accents >3:17am >hear faint sound of laughter from kitchen >think it's just the radio again >remember I turned it off hours ago >get up, heart pounding >kitchen light is on >smell...motor oil? >see two shadowy figures hunched over toaster one of them is holding a tire iron >"Hey, hey, hey, looks like this guy's got a real alignment problem!" >it's Click and Clack >THE Click and Clack >Ray pulls out a spark plug covered in blood >Tom: "You think he knows how to fix a brake line? 'Cause he's about to lose his!" >they cackle in unison >try to run >trip over box of old Popular Mechanics >Ray pins me down >"You ever torque a bolt too hard? This is gonna be like that, but with your skull!" > last thing I hear is that godawful wheeze-laugh before everything goes dark >wake up in the afterlife >they're doing a bit about how I forgot to rotate my own damn legs >NPR plays it as a special tribute episode >5 stars on Apple Podcasts >mfw murdered by my own comfort show
>Tom and Ray Magliozzi, from Car Talk >they're supposed to be dead Anonymous 05/23/25(Fri)15:29:09 No.934843404 >be me >lonely 30-something who listens to NPR unironically >decide to fall asleep to old Car Talk episodes for comfort >chuckles of Click and Clack echoing through my sad apartment >doze off, dreaming of carburetors and bad >Boston accents >3:17am >hear faint sound of laughter from kitchen >think it's just the radio again >remember I turned it off hours ago >get up, heart pounding >kitchen light is on >smell...motor oil? >see two shadowy figures hunched over toaster one of them is holding a tire iron >"Hey, hey, hey, looks like this guy's got a real alignment problem!" >it's Click and Clack >THE Click and Clack >Ray pulls out a spark plug covered in blood >Tom: "You think he knows how to fix a brake line? 'Cause he's about to lose his!" >they cackle in unison >try to run >trip over box of old Popular Mechanics >Ray pins me down >"You ever torque a bolt too hard? This is gonna be like that, but with your skull!" > last thing I hear is that godawful wheeze-laugh before everything goes dark >wake up in the afterlife >they're doing a bit about how I forgot to rotate my own damn legs >NPR plays it as a special tribute episode >5 stars on Apple Podcasts >mfw murdered by my own comfort show

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Anon confesses | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Confession 207 KB JPG 05/23/25(Fri)11:01:46 No.934825183 Confess any secrets you have anonymously itt. I'll start: >I go on regular camping trips with my best friend >We've been friends since elementary school >Camping, hiking, fishing, hunting, it's good s--- >Most nights, we'll go find seperate spots a minute away from camp, the same as if we needed to s---, or piss, but to j------- >Before we do this, we swap phones >I scroll through his gallery while jerking off, he scrolls through mine >We c-- to each other's gf's nudes, other nudes, or any pics of each other's female friends or mutual female friends or sometimes just our favorite celebs >We both nut, head back to camp, trade each other's phones back, then go to sleep 141 Replies / 11 Images View Thread
: Anonymous Confession 207 KB JPG 05/23/25(Fri)11:01:46 No.934825183 Confess any secrets you have anonymously itt. I'll start: >I go on regular camping trips with my best friend >We've been friends since elementary school >Camping, hiking, fishing, hunting, it's good s--- >Most nights, we'll go find seperate spots a minute away from camp, the same as if we needed to s---, or piss, but to j------- >Before we do this, we swap phones >I scroll through his gallery while jerking off, he scrolls through mine >We c-- to each other's gf's nudes, other nudes, or any pics of each other's female friends or mutual female friends or sometimes just our favorite celebs >We both nut, head back to camp, trade each other's phones back, then go to sleep 141 Replies / 11 Images View Thread

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The Electric Car | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: YH8Q8zwT ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/23/25(Fri)05:44:39 No.505380307 BUSINESS Tesla scrambles to push sales after new models reportedlysit untouched on lots nationwide: 'That just doesn't make sense' "Why would you discount and have all these incentives and offers literally out of the gate?" By Sam Westmoreland / May 21, 2025 f 7979 0000 1719011929776428.png 857 KB PNG Tesla sales are in freefall Anonymous (ID: cojrmM37) >>505380307 (OP) # 05/23/25(Fri)05:45:55 No.505380370 No one wants to buy a car some liberal hippie is going to take a s--- on
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: YH8Q8zwT ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/23/25(Fri)05:44:39 No.505380307 BUSINESS Tesla scrambles to push sales after new models reportedlysit untouched on lots nationwide: 'That just doesn't make sense' "Why would you discount and have all these incentives and offers literally out of the gate?" By Sam Westmoreland / May 21, 2025 f 7979 0000 1719011929776428.png 857 KB PNG Tesla sales are in freefall Anonymous (ID: cojrmM37) >>505380307 (OP) # 05/23/25(Fri)05:45:55 No.505380370 No one wants to buy a car some liberal hippie is going to take a s--- on

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Anon realizes AAA gaming is just a money laundering scheme at this point | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/23/25(Fri) 06:34:25 No.177671211 CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION >be dev team under a big AAA publisher >shoehorn s--- into your game nobody wants >insult your potential consumers when they vocally oppose it >game ends up being a flop >throw a tantrum like a child blaming the people you insulted >e.g. Outlaws, Redfall, Veilguard, Avowed, AC Shadows, etc. >be dev team of some guys who left their job because they were sick of this >do none of the s--- mentioned above >game sells like hotcakes why is it rocket science for big company execs to understand people won't pay for s--- they don't want??
Anonymous 05/23/25(Fri) 06:34:25 No.177671211 CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION >be dev team under a big AAA publisher >shoehorn s--- into your game nobody wants >insult your potential consumers when they vocally oppose it >game ends up being a flop >throw a tantrum like a child blaming the people you insulted >e.g. Outlaws, Redfall, Veilguard, Avowed, AC Shadows, etc. >be dev team of some guys who left their job because they were sick of this >do none of the s--- mentioned above >game sells like hotcakes why is it rocket science for big company execs to understand people won't pay for s--- they don't want??

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FINE, I'LL ADMIT IT | /r/Greentext

Anonymous FINE I'LL ADMIT IT 05/21/25(Wed)17:05:57 No.81242440 630 KB PNG I'M NOT A TRUECEL I'M NOT A TRUECEL SOMEBODY LOVED ME I WAS LOVED ONCE, OKAY? SHE LOVED ME SHE LOVED ME AND I LET HER GET AWAY I'M THE FAKESTCEL OF THEM ALL I HAD EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD AND I FUMBLED THE BAG I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I DIDN'T DO A DAMN THING A YEAR OF MY LIFE GONE MY BRAIN REWIRED AROUND HER FOREVER I CAN'T LOVE ANYMORE I CAN'T LOVE IT'S ALL MY FAULT SOCIETY DIDN'T DO ME ANYTHING I CAN ONLY BLAME MYSELF SHE SHOULD HAVE STAYED BUT I NEVER MADE A MOVE I PAID EVERYTHING LIKE AN IDIOT I LET MYSELF GET USED INSTEAD OF LOVED I'M A FAKECEL, YOU HEAR THAT? I'M A FAKECEL
Anonymous FINE I'LL ADMIT IT 05/21/25(Wed)17:05:57 No.81242440 630 KB PNG I'M NOT A TRUECEL I'M NOT A TRUECEL SOMEBODY LOVED ME I WAS LOVED ONCE, OKAY? SHE LOVED ME SHE LOVED ME AND I LET HER GET AWAY I'M THE FAKESTCEL OF THEM ALL I HAD EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD AND I FUMBLED THE BAG I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I DIDN'T DO A DAMN THING A YEAR OF MY LIFE GONE MY BRAIN REWIRED AROUND HER FOREVER I CAN'T LOVE ANYMORE I CAN'T LOVE IT'S ALL MY FAULT SOCIETY DIDN'T DO ME ANYTHING I CAN ONLY BLAME MYSELF SHE SHOULD HAVE STAYED BUT I NEVER MADE A MOVE I PAID EVERYTHING LIKE AN IDIOT I LET MYSELF GET USED INSTEAD OF LOVED I'M A FAKECEL, YOU HEAR THAT? I'M A FAKECEL

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What to do? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 151 KB PNG 02/09/21(Tue)10:37:54 No.846953382 >finally get gf >she's on my computer >finds my pepe folder >"anon, what are these?" >"those are for shitposting" >"you don't need these anymore now that you've got me" >*deletes pepe folder* What do? 6 Replies 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 151 KB PNG 02/09/21(Tue)10:37:54 No.846953382 >finally get gf >she's on my computer >finds my pepe folder >"anon, what are these?" >"those are for shitposting" >"you don't need these anymore now that you've got me" >*deletes pepe folder* What do? 6 Replies 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is incurable | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >I'm fat! 05/23/25(Fri)07:51:09 No.81256432 Take Ozempic. >I'm short! Get your legs lengthened. >I'm nervous! Take propranolol. >I'm skinny! 28 KB JPG Take steroids. >I'm balding! Take minoxidil and topical ketoconazole. If it persists, use a topical 5-alpha reductase inhibitor. >I-I'm bald already!!! Hair transplant. >I'm greasy and have acne! Have some benzyl peroxide and a topical antibiotic. >I'm smelly and sweaty! Aluminum chloride. What the f--- is your excuse? We've CURED inceldom, so what the f--- are you waiting for? Anonymous >>81256432 (OP). I hate women tho 05/23/25(Fri)07:52:01 No.81256437
Anonymous >I'm fat! 05/23/25(Fri)07:51:09 No.81256432 Take Ozempic. >I'm short! Get your legs lengthened. >I'm nervous! Take propranolol. >I'm skinny! 28 KB JPG Take steroids. >I'm balding! Take minoxidil and topical ketoconazole. If it persists, use a topical 5-alpha reductase inhibitor. >I-I'm bald already!!! Hair transplant. >I'm greasy and have acne! Have some benzyl peroxide and a topical antibiotic. >I'm smelly and sweaty! Aluminum chloride. What the f--- is your excuse? We've CURED inceldom, so what the f--- are you waiting for? Anonymous >>81256432 (OP). I hate women tho 05/23/25(Fri)07:52:01 No.81256437

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P R O G R E S S | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)18:57:42 No.105346722 >buy $1000+ NJudea graphics card >try to record my desktop while listening to a podcast in the background 396 KB PNG >suddenly NVIDIA app stops recording and gives an error >turns out its an automatic copyright protection system from NJudea >absolutely fuming with rage at this point >decide to dust off the ol' reliable known as FRAPS >FRAPS hasn't been updated in 14 years >start an old game and mute audio in it >record said game with FRAPS while simultaneously playing the copyrighted content audio in the background >FRAPS records the full audio without issue over the game footage PROGRESS
Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)18:57:42 No.105346722 >buy $1000+ NJudea graphics card >try to record my desktop while listening to a podcast in the background 396 KB PNG >suddenly NVIDIA app stops recording and gives an error >turns out its an automatic copyright protection system from NJudea >absolutely fuming with rage at this point >decide to dust off the ol' reliable known as FRAPS >FRAPS hasn't been updated in 14 years >start an old game and mute audio in it >record said game with FRAPS while simultaneously playing the copyrighted content audio in the background >FRAPS records the full audio without issue over the game footage PROGRESS

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What an odd thing to say | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 05/22/25(Thu)19:25:30 No.81252212 World/Europe UK will roll out chemical castration for sex offenders By Associated Press Published 2:58 PM EDT, Thu May 22, 2025 Yui Mok/PA/AP 547 KB JPG >Finally have sex >Girl regrets it and claims you r---- her >Court makes you take t----- drugs for the rest of your life How do you respond without sounding mad? Anonymous >>81252212 (OP) 05/22/25(Thu)19:27:37 No.81252235 I'm sure these sexual predators will never offend again once their d---- stop working. As we all well know, only with an erect penis can you sexually abuse someone.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 05/22/25(Thu)19:25:30 No.81252212 World/Europe UK will roll out chemical castration for sex offenders By Associated Press Published 2:58 PM EDT, Thu May 22, 2025 Yui Mok/PA/AP 547 KB JPG >Finally have sex >Girl regrets it and claims you r---- her >Court makes you take t----- drugs for the rest of your life How do you respond without sounding mad? Anonymous >>81252212 (OP) 05/22/25(Thu)19:27:37 No.81252235 I'm sure these sexual predators will never offend again once their d---- stop working. As we all well know, only with an erect penis can you sexually abuse someone.

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I wonder who coined the term "refuses to elaborate" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed)11:06:09 No.710285501 CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 77 ELNOW ok HEL NOWOKE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK MUSIC BY LORIEN TESTARD 5ql036rikvye1.jpg 360 KB JPG > Make some of the greatest video game music known to man, 8 hours of it > Oh, you wanted more? Check out the bonus tracks on Youtube > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves
Anonymous 05/21/25(Wed)11:06:09 No.710285501 CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 77 ELNOW ok HEL NOWOKE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK MUSIC BY LORIEN TESTARD 5ql036rikvye1.jpg 360 KB JPG > Make some of the greatest video game music known to man, 8 hours of it > Oh, you wanted more? Check out the bonus tracks on Youtube > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves

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main character | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)01:41:23 No.210785641 >main character has a dark past 30 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)01:43:01 No.210785677 >main character has dark past :0 >main character has dark face >:( Anonymous 1.01 MB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)02:04:48 No.210786104 >main character kills his brother and best friend in a car accident, then continues making youtube videos about baby cartoons like nothing ever happened >>210789870 # >>210790231 # >>210790788 # Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)02:05:58 No.210786128 >main characters saw his brother mercilessly slaughtered 48 KB JPG
Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)01:41:23 No.210785641 >main character has a dark past 30 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)01:43:01 No.210785677 >main character has dark past :0 >main character has dark face >:( Anonymous 1.01 MB PNG 05/22/25(Thu)02:04:48 No.210786104 >main character kills his brother and best friend in a car accident, then continues making youtube videos about baby cartoons like nothing ever happened >>210789870 # >>210790231 # >>210790788 # Anonymous 05/22/25(Thu)02:05:58 No.210786128 >main characters saw his brother mercilessly slaughtered 48 KB JPG

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