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Anonymous 54 KB JPG 05/12/25(Mon)13:57:55 No. 17682983 Hundreds of years ago: >person says god talked to them >person claims to be a prophet >everyone believes the person >person becomes the most known person in human history due to being a prophet Today >person says god talked to them >person claims to be a prophet >person is declared a schizo >person is locked up in a asylum and forcefed meds due to being a schizo why?
Anonymous 54 KB JPG 05/12/25(Mon)13:57:55 No. 17682983 Hundreds of years ago: >person says god talked to them >person claims to be a prophet >everyone believes the person >person becomes the most known person in human history due to being a prophet Today >person says god talked to them >person claims to be a prophet >person is declared a schizo >person is locked up in a asylum and forcefed meds due to being a schizo why?

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Anon likes gentle menticide | /r/Greentext

Menticide sounds actually very pleasant Anonymous 05/13/25(Tue)12:17:45 No.81151148 >tfw no poison ivy to kiss you, take that horrible burden of free will away, and turn you into her mindless drone. Why even live? Anonymous 05/13/25(Tue)12:21:55 No.81151166 Now That's What I Call Asking To Be Targeted
Menticide sounds actually very pleasant Anonymous 05/13/25(Tue)12:17:45 No.81151148 >tfw no poison ivy to kiss you, take that horrible burden of free will away, and turn you into her mindless drone. Why even live? Anonymous 05/13/25(Tue)12:21:55 No.81151166 Now That's What I Call Asking To Be Targeted

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Anon asks George Lucas a question | /r/Greentext

52KiB, 750x498, 1712496564437.jpg Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 20:06:21 No.209786757 Quoted By: >>209786827 >>209786843 >>209786849 >>209787311 >Have you ever r---- a man George? Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 20:07:20 No.209786777 I have half a mind to gib this post. Do not test me. 1671337647742386.jpg, 86KiB, 478x459 -- - Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 20:10:26 No.209786827 >>209786757 Did you watch them? 1715510214852.png, 304KiB, 680x384 Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 20:11:03 No.209786843 >>209786757 >Twice the girth >Double the pain Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 20:11:13 No.209786849 Quoted By: >>209787354 >>209786757 George hasn't even r---- a woman. KWAB. - Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 20:36:44 No.209787311 >>209786757 >The sound a man makes >when he's stabbed in the ass... >He actually makes very little noise >He just says "Ow! My ass!" View
52KiB, 750x498, 1712496564437.jpg Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 20:06:21 No.209786757 Quoted By: >>209786827 >>209786843 >>209786849 >>209787311 >Have you ever r---- a man George? Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 20:07:20 No.209786777 I have half a mind to gib this post. Do not test me. 1671337647742386.jpg, 86KiB, 478x459 -- - Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 20:10:26 No.209786827 >>209786757 Did you watch them? 1715510214852.png, 304KiB, 680x384 Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 20:11:03 No.209786843 >>209786757 >Twice the girth >Double the pain Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 20:11:13 No.209786849 Quoted By: >>209787354 >>209786757 George hasn't even r---- a woman. KWAB. - Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 20:36:44 No.209787311 >>209786757 >The sound a man makes >when he's stabbed in the ass... >He actually makes very little noise >He just says "Ow! My ass!" View

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Silence of the Anons | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 139 KB PNG Settings Mobile Home 05/13/25(Tue)13:23:00 No.81153950 >Anon, how come you don't talk much What the f--- kind of explanation do they expect? They have just established that I don't talk much. I have no idea why, I just don't.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 139 KB PNG Settings Mobile Home 05/13/25(Tue)13:23:00 No.81153950 >Anon, how come you don't talk much What the f--- kind of explanation do they expect? They have just established that I don't talk much. I have no idea why, I just don't.

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Anon Looks for a Job | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Job Ads Settings Mobile Home 05/13/25(Tue)13:56:55 No.81154273 204 KB PNG >We're looking for a go-getter who thrives on making a tangible impact! No >Confident and professional! No >A Passion for customer service! Quite the opposite >Productive! No >Good attention to detail! The f--- is that for? >Strong organisational skills! Don't care >Happy to work as part of a team! Not really >Willingness to work! no Click "apply"
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Job Ads Settings Mobile Home 05/13/25(Tue)13:56:55 No.81154273 204 KB PNG >We're looking for a go-getter who thrives on making a tangible impact! No >Confident and professional! No >A Passion for customer service! Quite the opposite >Productive! No >Good attention to detail! The f--- is that for? >Strong organisational skills! Don't care >Happy to work as part of a team! Not really >Willingness to work! no Click "apply"

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anon gets caught | /r/Greentext

1h (05/12/25 13:52) 934423088-47 Re - 0 Img JPG 21KB (500×360) 1746765371179988.jpg 3 Replies 5B How f----- am I? >be me >horny retard >meet with girl of legal age on a dating app >go to her place and pick her up >we find a local spot to hang out >bought her some alcohol >she takes some ativan >takes her top off revealing beautiful t--- >play with them and stuff >she's all over me >we have a definite age gap >f--------- her a few times >she loves it >fast forward a few hours, we nodded off in the spot and here comes a cop >m----------- >she's all f----- up, drunk high idfk >cop interrogates me, her, she's topless not really saying much to the dude. they call an ambulance >goddamnit >then here come troopers >godfuckingdamnit >they put her on a stretcher and she goes into the ambulance, talks to the paramedics and cops >cop grills me >troopers grill me >tell them my side of the story. met her on a dating app, fully consensual, yada yada. >they take her to the hospital >get my info, number, address, all that s--- >lets me go home Am I f-----? Like what the f--- psyops s--- just happened?
1h (05/12/25 13:52) 934423088-47 Re - 0 Img JPG 21KB (500×360) 1746765371179988.jpg 3 Replies 5B How f----- am I? >be me >horny retard >meet with girl of legal age on a dating app >go to her place and pick her up >we find a local spot to hang out >bought her some alcohol >she takes some ativan >takes her top off revealing beautiful t--- >play with them and stuff >she's all over me >we have a definite age gap >f--------- her a few times >she loves it >fast forward a few hours, we nodded off in the spot and here comes a cop >m----------- >she's all f----- up, drunk high idfk >cop interrogates me, her, she's topless not really saying much to the dude. they call an ambulance >goddamnit >then here come troopers >godfuckingdamnit >they put her on a stretcher and she goes into the ambulance, talks to the paramedics and cops >cop grills me >troopers grill me >tell them my side of the story. met her on a dating app, fully consensual, yada yada. >they take her to the hospital >get my info, number, address, all that s--- >lets me go home Am I f-----? Like what the f--- psyops s--- just happened?

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Anon IS NOT a sigma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: EMU50+3Z) 05/13/25(Tue)17:48:28 No.22655197 man idk 56 KB JPG >be schizo autist >big ass stacy is attracted to me and DMs me >blow her off because I know I dont have the mental capacity to have a girlfriend, let alone a stacy Was this sigma/bant?
Anonymous (ID: EMU50+3Z) 05/13/25(Tue)17:48:28 No.22655197 man idk 56 KB JPG >be schizo autist >big ass stacy is attracted to me and DMs me >blow her off because I know I dont have the mental capacity to have a girlfriend, let alone a stacy Was this sigma/bant?

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I'm starting to think maybe slavery isn't based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Slave breeding fores 115 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)01:56:23 No.69414291 >just found out slaveowners had literal slave breeding farms where they would try and breed as many slaves as possible so they could have more slaves guys im starting to think maybe racism isnt 'based' and we're actually being a bit insensitive
: Anonymous Slave breeding fores 115 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)01:56:23 No.69414291 >just found out slaveowners had literal slave breeding farms where they would try and breed as many slaves as possible so they could have more slaves guys im starting to think maybe racism isnt 'based' and we're actually being a bit insensitive

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Anon gets it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why are incels and femcels so (...) 248 KB JPG >be me 05/13/25(Tue) 05:29:21 No.81151708 >be an incel by the original definition which is a guy who can't find a partner despite desiring one >like many, also got confused when women would go for bad guys and vice versa when men would go for mentally insane women. >feel sad because if a woman would rather go with a bad person over me, perhaps I have no positive qualities. >Ffw to today, was fapping to BTGE as per usual >During post nut clarity, I was hit with the question of a life time. >Why would I want to be with a partner who is so short sighted to be with a toxic person? >Later I started to realize that incellism is just people being angry at the fact that short sighted people go for the McDonald's of the dating scene >Still a virgin but now I realize that my loneliness isn't a curse but a gift and I am gifted with a nature's filter to filter out bad partners so I could meet someone actually worthy of spending life together. Dear incels/femcels. Don't be sad because Stacy/Chad went with a toxic person instead of you. Be happy that you didn't waste your time with them only for that toxic relationship to inevitably end. View Thread
Anonymous Why are incels and femcels so (...) 248 KB JPG >be me 05/13/25(Tue) 05:29:21 No.81151708 >be an incel by the original definition which is a guy who can't find a partner despite desiring one >like many, also got confused when women would go for bad guys and vice versa when men would go for mentally insane women. >feel sad because if a woman would rather go with a bad person over me, perhaps I have no positive qualities. >Ffw to today, was fapping to BTGE as per usual >During post nut clarity, I was hit with the question of a life time. >Why would I want to be with a partner who is so short sighted to be with a toxic person? >Later I started to realize that incellism is just people being angry at the fact that short sighted people go for the McDonald's of the dating scene >Still a virgin but now I realize that my loneliness isn't a curse but a gift and I am gifted with a nature's filter to filter out bad partners so I could meet someone actually worthy of spending life together. Dear incels/femcels. Don't be sad because Stacy/Chad went with a toxic person instead of you. Be happy that you didn't waste your time with them only for that toxic relationship to inevitably end. View Thread

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Anon is disillusioned | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The millitary has made me more(...) WOJAK US ARMY 9 KB JPG 05/12/25(Mon) 18:43:07 No.81148037 >Join army to pay for college and to get out of s----- circumstances >Most of the other guys there are also to get to college >Some of us out of desperation for better circumstances >See a bunch of f------ with silver spoons in their mouths treat us like we're a bunch of hardened killers >Said f------ think they're better than us because they have an education >These f------ also don't know, the vast majority of millitary members won't see combat as most jobs aren't combat related >To these idiots a cook is the same as an infantryman >I've been called a baby killer despite never deploying throughout my career or killing anyone >My job is literally a vehicle technician >Women avoid me thinking I'm a domestic abuser in the making >Retard civilians will say I'm more of a terrorist than the men I kill >They cannot comprehend that the military is not killing people for most of soldiers >I'm literally hated by half the country for just trying to have a better life >And these leftist f------ wonder why they can't win an election? >Not a Republican f--, but they've made me feel infinitely more welcomed than lefties >A Southern man saying "Good job son" and covering my lunch is one of the best things ever >Jesus Christ, joining the military really shows you how two faced most people are 58 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
Anonymous The millitary has made me more(...) WOJAK US ARMY 9 KB JPG 05/12/25(Mon) 18:43:07 No.81148037 >Join army to pay for college and to get out of s----- circumstances >Most of the other guys there are also to get to college >Some of us out of desperation for better circumstances >See a bunch of f------ with silver spoons in their mouths treat us like we're a bunch of hardened killers >Said f------ think they're better than us because they have an education >These f------ also don't know, the vast majority of millitary members won't see combat as most jobs aren't combat related >To these idiots a cook is the same as an infantryman >I've been called a baby killer despite never deploying throughout my career or killing anyone >My job is literally a vehicle technician >Women avoid me thinking I'm a domestic abuser in the making >Retard civilians will say I'm more of a terrorist than the men I kill >They cannot comprehend that the military is not killing people for most of soldiers >I'm literally hated by half the country for just trying to have a better life >And these leftist f------ wonder why they can't win an election? >Not a Republican f--, but they've made me feel infinitely more welcomed than lefties >A Southern man saying "Good job son" and covering my lunch is one of the best things ever >Jesus Christ, joining the military really shows you how two faced most people are 58 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon had a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 74 KB JPG 05/12/25(Mon)21:04:47 No.934436283 >be me a week ago >go to sleep >dream starts >I'm having a conversation with Yukio Mishima >I mention the fact that the japanese have trouble pronouncing certain english. words >he jumps from his seat and tries to kill me >wake up What does this mean?
: Anonymous 74 KB JPG 05/12/25(Mon)21:04:47 No.934436283 >be me a week ago >go to sleep >dream starts >I'm having a conversation with Yukio Mishima >I mention the fact that the japanese have trouble pronouncing certain english. words >he jumps from his seat and tries to kill me >wake up What does this mean?

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Is anon right ? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/04/24(Thu)22:39:58 No.672446732 PROlar 1680988989_Decouvrez-le-cote-secret-de-GTA-5-Rencontrez-Mary- 1024x640.jpg 57 KB JPG >being an unmarried, career focused 30+ year old woman was comically depressing in 2013 Anonymous >>672446732 (OP) # 04/04/24(Thu)22:40:41 No.672446782 Still is >>672447303 # >>672447490 # >>672447991 # >>672451109 # >>672451812 #
Anonymous 04/04/24(Thu)22:39:58 No.672446732 PROlar 1680988989_Decouvrez-le-cote-secret-de-GTA-5-Rencontrez-Mary- 1024x640.jpg 57 KB JPG >being an unmarried, career focused 30+ year old woman was comically depressing in 2013 Anonymous >>672446732 (OP) # 04/04/24(Thu)22:40:41 No.672446782 Still is >>672447303 # >>672447490 # >>672447991 # >>672451109 # >>672451812 #

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Stuck in the same place | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous Devil May Cry 05/11/25(Sun)01:06:41 No.709425584 184695695745645631.jpg 335 KB JPG >DMC V ends with Dante and Vergil being stuck in hell for all eternity >Next time they show up again is in an anime gacha game What is Capcom implying here?
E Anonymous Devil May Cry 05/11/25(Sun)01:06:41 No.709425584 184695695745645631.jpg 335 KB JPG >DMC V ends with Dante and Vergil being stuck in hell for all eternity >Next time they show up again is in an anime gacha game What is Capcom implying here?

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Anonymous 65 KB JPG 04/08/18(Sun)11:02:18 No.44513453 I sucked a drug dealers c--- and gargled his c-- before swallowing it for 7 grams of weed. I guess that makes me a w----. Yes I'm a guy. I got home 20 minutes ago and fapped thinking about it, now I feel kinda dirty and weird.
Anonymous 65 KB JPG 04/08/18(Sun)11:02:18 No.44513453 I sucked a drug dealers c--- and gargled his c-- before swallowing it for 7 grams of weed. I guess that makes me a w----. Yes I'm a guy. I got home 20 minutes ago and fapped thinking about it, now I feel kinda dirty and weird.

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Anon got gotted | /r/Greentext

File: navy-seal-wetsuit.jpg (161 KB, 737x582) Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)09:55:04 No.63673376 >Take this guys training >>63673396 >>63673399 >>63673425 >>63673436 >>63673444 >Give them cybernetic gills so they can breath both outside and inside water >Retractable weebed feet and hands >Secretions that when in water allows movement easier >deep diving capacity up to 1km underwater >Different metabolism can stay active without sleeping or eating for twice as much as peak human can >the night vision reception of an owl for when deep diving What couls be made of such a unit? Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)10:00:19 No.63673388 cybernetic bbc to f--- your mother when
File: navy-seal-wetsuit.jpg (161 KB, 737x582) Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)09:55:04 No.63673376 >Take this guys training >>63673396 >>63673399 >>63673425 >>63673436 >>63673444 >Give them cybernetic gills so they can breath both outside and inside water >Retractable weebed feet and hands >Secretions that when in water allows movement easier >deep diving capacity up to 1km underwater >Different metabolism can stay active without sleeping or eating for twice as much as peak human can >the night vision reception of an owl for when deep diving What couls be made of such a unit? Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)10:00:19 No.63673388 cybernetic bbc to f--- your mother when

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Mental Fatigue | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)13:48:53 No.81144412 54 KB PNG >Go to work because I'm bored at home >Hate it >Cant wait to get home >Go home >Hate it because I'm bored all the time >Cant wait to get to work >Repeat When will it end?
Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)13:48:53 No.81144412 54 KB PNG >Go to work because I'm bored at home >Hate it >Cant wait to get home >Go home >Hate it because I'm bored all the time >Cant wait to get to work >Repeat When will it end?

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