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Richest Anon | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: rWbFl+zd) 06/18/25(Wed)17:01:23 No.507901886 AIRSTRE 829 KB JPG >destroys the rent jew permanently, $0 in rent besides maybe $15 a year in property tax Anonymous (ID: P4K80G9g) 06/18/25(Wed)17:02:17 No.507901993 >RVfags implying someone can afford 100% down People who live in RVs should be killed. Anonymous (ID: SQTribXY ) [ >>507901886 (OP). 06/18/25(Wed)17:02:18 No.507901994 >how to get zero p---- for there rest of your life
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: rWbFl+zd) 06/18/25(Wed)17:01:23 No.507901886 AIRSTRE 829 KB JPG >destroys the rent jew permanently, $0 in rent besides maybe $15 a year in property tax Anonymous (ID: P4K80G9g) 06/18/25(Wed)17:02:17 No.507901993 >RVfags implying someone can afford 100% down People who live in RVs should be killed. Anonymous (ID: SQTribXY ) [ >>507901886 (OP). 06/18/25(Wed)17:02:18 No.507901994 >how to get zero p---- for there rest of your life

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Operation Burger Flip | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 9aTpn3of) M 349 KB PNG 06/18/25(Wed)19:59:04 No.507920702 >I know Israel spy's on us, but that's ok because the brits spy on us too >Don't worry because we also spy on them That explains. That explains why there are so many Americans in Stoke Gifford. The McDonalds is probably their secret base of operations.
Anonymous (ID: 9aTpn3of) M 349 KB PNG 06/18/25(Wed)19:59:04 No.507920702 >I know Israel spy's on us, but that's ok because the brits spy on us too >Don't worry because we also spy on them That explains. That explains why there are so many Americans in Stoke Gifford. The McDonalds is probably their secret base of operations.

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Foreign Policy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Sbw8B1D4 >>507886081 (OP) # 06/18/25(Wed)19:40:34 No.507886395 >our politicians are basing foreign policy on a desert fanfic written 2000 years ago China is gonna win
Anonymous (ID: Sbw8B1D4 >>507886081 (OP) # 06/18/25(Wed)19:40:34 No.507886395 >our politicians are basing foreign policy on a desert fanfic written 2000 years ago China is gonna win

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Queen of the Hill | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home The King of the Hill revival is going to be woke. The King of the Hill revival i(...) 06/18/25(Wed) 20:01:26 No.507888725 "We liked the idea that he had been gone for a while, and the most Mayberry kind of freezer that you could put the family in was an Aramco base, which is like an idealized kind of white-picket-fence America," says show co-creator Greg Daniels. “They had gone to Saudi Arabia and they were just coming back and had missed out on a lot of recent, uh, cultural changes." woke hank incoming.png 17 KB PNG And there's nothing you can do about it. Prepare for your childhood show to lay out all the ways in which you betrayed America over the past decade with your choice to support Trump and the crusade against immigrants/alphabet people. Anonymous (ID: VGFC1nMO) >>507888725 (OP) # 06/18/25(Wed) 20:02:38 No.507888859 It was woke to begin with you f------ retard. >>507889004 # >>507889064 # >>507889181 #
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home The King of the Hill revival is going to be woke. The King of the Hill revival i(...) 06/18/25(Wed) 20:01:26 No.507888725 "We liked the idea that he had been gone for a while, and the most Mayberry kind of freezer that you could put the family in was an Aramco base, which is like an idealized kind of white-picket-fence America," says show co-creator Greg Daniels. “They had gone to Saudi Arabia and they were just coming back and had missed out on a lot of recent, uh, cultural changes." woke hank incoming.png 17 KB PNG And there's nothing you can do about it. Prepare for your childhood show to lay out all the ways in which you betrayed America over the past decade with your choice to support Trump and the crusade against immigrants/alphabet people. Anonymous (ID: VGFC1nMO) >>507888725 (OP) # 06/18/25(Wed) 20:02:38 No.507888859 It was woke to begin with you f------ retard. >>507889004 # >>507889064 # >>507889181 #

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George "set your phazer to come" Takei | /r/Greentext

Get comfortable. 409 KB JPG WHATS HIS NAME PEE TEE GEE???! >George "Arm the Protein Torpedoes" Takei >George "Ensign, Handle My Captain's Log" Takei >George "Lispier than an Emacs Conference" Takei >George "The Trump Curse Won't B------- Me Because I'd Like That" Takei >George "I am now Living as a Gay Man" Takei >George "You Just Got Takei'd, Boy" Takei >George "Star-slip, Enter-behind" Takei >George "Butt-play" Takei >George "Grabbin' Thigh" Takei >George "Shooting loads in your eyes" Takei >George "Take a sip and I spread your hips" Takei >George "It was a f------ joke senpai" Takei >George 'C-- of sum yung guy" Takei >George "Sulute Your Shorts" Takei >George "I like young guys" Takei >George "C--- Asian" Takei >George "Kami-poz-e" Takei >George "It's Not Gay In The Shuttlebay" Takei
Get comfortable. 409 KB JPG WHATS HIS NAME PEE TEE GEE???! >George "Arm the Protein Torpedoes" Takei >George "Ensign, Handle My Captain's Log" Takei >George "Lispier than an Emacs Conference" Takei >George "The Trump Curse Won't B------- Me Because I'd Like That" Takei >George "I am now Living as a Gay Man" Takei >George "You Just Got Takei'd, Boy" Takei >George "Star-slip, Enter-behind" Takei >George "Butt-play" Takei >George "Grabbin' Thigh" Takei >George "Shooting loads in your eyes" Takei >George "Take a sip and I spread your hips" Takei >George "It was a f------ joke senpai" Takei >George 'C-- of sum yung guy" Takei >George "Sulute Your Shorts" Takei >George "I like young guys" Takei >George "C--- Asian" Takei >George "Kami-poz-e" Takei >George "It's Not Gay In The Shuttlebay" Takei

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Anon has autism. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous autism cucks me again 06/18/25(Wed)13:53:46 No.81533871 next time ILL pick the place thank you very much Lol Does that mean you had a bad time? Imfao no i had so much fun Me too! I was worried you wouldn't hahah nothing to worry abt at all :-) Then the only way I'd get to sleep with you would be for me to r--- you Today 12:08 PM Kidding! Lol Read 9:13 AM I was kidding. Lol Sent as Text Message Hello? Sent as Text Message 601 KB JPG >take a qt out for a date >actually goes well for once >next morning chatting about it >autism goblin forcibly grabs my hands and makes me text pic rel >blocked immediately KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
Anonymous autism cucks me again 06/18/25(Wed)13:53:46 No.81533871 next time ILL pick the place thank you very much Lol Does that mean you had a bad time? Imfao no i had so much fun Me too! I was worried you wouldn't hahah nothing to worry abt at all :-) Then the only way I'd get to sleep with you would be for me to r--- you Today 12:08 PM Kidding! Lol Read 9:13 AM I was kidding. Lol Sent as Text Message Hello? Sent as Text Message 601 KB JPG >take a qt out for a date >actually goes well for once >next morning chatting about it >autism goblin forcibly grabs my hands and makes me text pic rel >blocked immediately KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

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Anon has NO rizz | /r/Greentext

Anonymous autism cucks me again 06/18/25(Wed)12:53:46 No.81533871 next time ILL pick the place thank you very much Lol Does that mean you had a bad time? Imfao no i had so much fun Me too! I was worried you wouldn't hahah nothing to worry abt at all :-) Then the only way I'd get to sleep with you would be for me to r--- you Today 12:08 PM Kidding! Lol Read 9:13 AM I was kidding. Lol Sent as Text Message Hello? Sent as Text Message >take a qt out for a date IMG_2390.jpg 601 KB JPG >actually goes well for once >next morning chatting about it >autism goblin forcibly grabs my hands and makes me text pic rel >blocked immediately KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
Anonymous autism cucks me again 06/18/25(Wed)12:53:46 No.81533871 next time ILL pick the place thank you very much Lol Does that mean you had a bad time? Imfao no i had so much fun Me too! I was worried you wouldn't hahah nothing to worry abt at all :-) Then the only way I'd get to sleep with you would be for me to r--- you Today 12:08 PM Kidding! Lol Read 9:13 AM I was kidding. Lol Sent as Text Message Hello? Sent as Text Message >take a qt out for a date IMG_2390.jpg 601 KB JPG >actually goes well for once >next morning chatting about it >autism goblin forcibly grabs my hands and makes me text pic rel >blocked immediately KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

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Anon is an Engineer | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Redneckmaxxing is the solution to the cost of living crisis Redneckmaxxing is the solution(...) 06/18/25(Wed)18:24:36 No.507878225 1750257177878368.jpg 37 KB JPG >mfw I just got a $1200 truck with a dead motor and replaced it in my driveway Anonymous (ID: SQ84exhi) E >>507878225 (OP) # 06/18/25(Wed)18:27:22 No.507878553 You can afford an engine hoist, but not a car payment? Did you already own the engine hoist?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Redneckmaxxing is the solution to the cost of living crisis Redneckmaxxing is the solution(...) 06/18/25(Wed)18:24:36 No.507878225 1750257177878368.jpg 37 KB JPG >mfw I just got a $1200 truck with a dead motor and replaced it in my driveway Anonymous (ID: SQ84exhi) E >>507878225 (OP) # 06/18/25(Wed)18:27:22 No.507878553 You can afford an engine hoist, but not a car payment? Did you already own the engine hoist?

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Anon loves women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121172 Are you aroused by clown women? 813 KB JPG 7 Replies/4 Images Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573
Anonymous 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121172 Are you aroused by clown women? 813 KB JPG 7 Replies/4 Images Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573

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Mustafa Kemal Atatürk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 19 KB JPG 06/15/25(Sun)08:10:32 No.935806354 >leader of turkey >his name is "ataturk" This is some games workshop level writing, and not in the good way
Anonymous 19 KB JPG 06/15/25(Sun)08:10:32 No.935806354 >leader of turkey >his name is "ataturk" This is some games workshop level writing, and not in the good way

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Anon got rejected. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)11:04:01 No.81532227 > job application #145 rejected for an entry level position 421 KB PNG Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)11:19:12 No.81532371 just give em a firm look in the eye and square handshake sonny, you got this
Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)11:04:01 No.81532227 > job application #145 rejected for an entry level position 421 KB PNG Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)11:19:12 No.81532371 just give em a firm look in the eye and square handshake sonny, you got this

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Beats from a Neet | /r/Greentext

1h (5/2 11:06) 917765021 20 Re . 3 Img JPG 53KB (640 x 421) FDHFEQKXoAUr3iF.jpg 6 Replies You're just lazy, you just don't want to pay rent, or taxes, or your student loans, or credit card debt, or health insurance, you don't want to work at Target, you can't do this, you want to crash the economy! Noooooo Yes. >be me, an enlightened NEET >wake up at the luxurious hour of 11 AM >stretch, yawn, life is good >roll a joint with the finesse of a seasoned chef >light it up and sip on some premium coffee >the aroma blends perfectly, like destiny >decide to grace the outside world with my presence >walk to the bakery, feeling like a king among peasants >see all the tired faces, the "wagies" >can almost hear their joints creaking from the daily grind >order the freshest pastry, because I can enjoy the finer things at any time >pity the wagies internally, their spirit crushed between the gears of capitalism >"That'll be $21.50," says the cashier with a fake smile >hand over the cash, the product of sweet government neetbux >return to my castle (nice newly renovated 2 rooms apartment paid for by giberment), victorious >light another joint in celebration >boot up the computer, ready to dispense wisdom online >feeling inspired, time to make some music >fire up pirated copy of Ableton, my digital canvas >lay down a chill beat, sprinkle in some synths, the track starts to breathe >hours blur into a creative frenzy, the song shapes up-a chill anthem >finish up, proud of this banger, name it "Wagie wagie get back in the cagie" >upload to YouTube, share the link with the online world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= 2INUiJDqD6M
1h (5/2 11:06) 917765021 20 Re . 3 Img JPG 53KB (640 x 421) FDHFEQKXoAUr3iF.jpg 6 Replies You're just lazy, you just don't want to pay rent, or taxes, or your student loans, or credit card debt, or health insurance, you don't want to work at Target, you can't do this, you want to crash the economy! Noooooo Yes. >be me, an enlightened NEET >wake up at the luxurious hour of 11 AM >stretch, yawn, life is good >roll a joint with the finesse of a seasoned chef >light it up and sip on some premium coffee >the aroma blends perfectly, like destiny >decide to grace the outside world with my presence >walk to the bakery, feeling like a king among peasants >see all the tired faces, the "wagies" >can almost hear their joints creaking from the daily grind >order the freshest pastry, because I can enjoy the finer things at any time >pity the wagies internally, their spirit crushed between the gears of capitalism >"That'll be $21.50," says the cashier with a fake smile >hand over the cash, the product of sweet government neetbux >return to my castle (nice newly renovated 2 rooms apartment paid for by giberment), victorious >light another joint in celebration >boot up the computer, ready to dispense wisdom online >feeling inspired, time to make some music >fire up pirated copy of Ableton, my digital canvas >lay down a chill beat, sprinkle in some synths, the track starts to breathe >hours blur into a creative frenzy, the song shapes up-a chill anthem >finish up, proud of this banger, name it "Wagie wagie get back in the cagie" >upload to YouTube, share the link with the online world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= 2INUiJDqD6M

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Anon has a theory | /r/Greentext

mriforaquant.jpg (215 KB, 640x360) google yandex iqdb wait MRI Machines may be multiverse teleporters Pokedream 06/18/25(Wed)06:57:34 No.40554236 ▼ >>40554291 >>40554293 From everything I understand about how physics work, if there is any way to hop into another reality, it would be an MRI machine. MRI machines are not simple magnetic field generators and detectors. No: MRI machines effect the Quantum Spin of all the Protons in your body. Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)07:27:02 No.40554293 >>40554236 (OP) >have brain tumor >get MRI >get out of MRI machine >get sent to auschwitz
mriforaquant.jpg (215 KB, 640x360) google yandex iqdb wait MRI Machines may be multiverse teleporters Pokedream 06/18/25(Wed)06:57:34 No.40554236 ▼ >>40554291 >>40554293 From everything I understand about how physics work, if there is any way to hop into another reality, it would be an MRI machine. MRI machines are not simple magnetic field generators and detectors. No: MRI machines effect the Quantum Spin of all the Protons in your body. Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)07:27:02 No.40554293 >>40554236 (OP) >have brain tumor >get MRI >get out of MRI machine >get sent to auschwitz

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Anon finds a niche | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)03:19:40 No.81530376 >take random popular female video game character >make a nude drawing of it >add a gigantic penis >make thousands of dollars with with each picture 183 KB PNG 6 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)03:19:40 No.81530376 >take random popular female video game character >make a nude drawing of it >add a gigantic penis >make thousands of dollars with with each picture 183 KB PNG 6 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon is winning. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 61 KB JPG 06/18/25(Wed)01:07:56 No.81528734 >losing an argument with a foid >tell her to post her bodycount >she stops responding >win
Anonymous 61 KB JPG 06/18/25(Wed)01:07:56 No.81528734 >losing an argument with a foid >tell her to post her bodycount >she stops responding >win

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Anon got caught slippn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous W 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:07 No.194735995 here in denmark indian men are loved by everyone, indians are considered the most attractive males, its over for us whitecels 65 KB PNG Anonymous Forgot vpn 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:49 No.194736023 Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)08:51:04 No. 194736033 how do i delete a thread >>194736043 # >>194736071 # >>194736199 #
Anonymous W 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:07 No.194735995 here in denmark indian men are loved by everyone, indians are considered the most attractive males, its over for us whitecels 65 KB PNG Anonymous Forgot vpn 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:49 No.194736023 Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)08:51:04 No. 194736033 how do i delete a thread >>194736043 # >>194736071 # >>194736199 #

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