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An analogy for many a situation | /r/Greentext
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Anon is still fat | /r/Greentext

Anon is still fat | /r/Greentext
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My Greatest Pokemon Battle Ever | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 22 KB JPEG 7/9/2025, 1:37:02 AM My Greatest Pokemon Battle Ever > Be like 12 > On a bus on a school trip > Playing Pokemon Black and White > Decide to 2v2 with my friends > Winning the battle but still not over No.37312691 > Ends up with me with my shiny Haxorus, my Teammates Landorus, and my opponents have Emboar and Samurott > MasterStrategy.exe > Haxorus uses dig and Landerous uses fly > Priority moves mean we go first > My friend with the Samurott face drops > He used surf... > proceedes to hit nothing but his teammate's Emboar and one shots him > Samurott gets DP'ed and faints > We win the battle, but victory has only just begun > Samurott friend proceeds to freak out and start full on sobbing > Screaming, cursing, almost tries to punch me > Sweet sweet victory > Teacher has bus pull over and tries to calm everyone down > Blames me and takes my DS away for the whole trip > MFW it was all worth it
Anonymous 22 KB JPEG 7/9/2025, 1:37:02 AM My Greatest Pokemon Battle Ever > Be like 12 > On a bus on a school trip > Playing Pokemon Black and White > Decide to 2v2 with my friends > Winning the battle but still not over No.37312691 > Ends up with me with my shiny Haxorus, my Teammates Landorus, and my opponents have Emboar and Samurott > MasterStrategy.exe > Haxorus uses dig and Landerous uses fly > Priority moves mean we go first > My friend with the Samurott face drops > He used surf... > proceedes to hit nothing but his teammate's Emboar and one shots him > Samurott gets DP'ed and faints > We win the battle, but victory has only just begun > Samurott friend proceeds to freak out and start full on sobbing > Screaming, cursing, almost tries to punch me > Sweet sweet victory > Teacher has bus pull over and tries to calm everyone down > Blames me and takes my DS away for the whole trip > MFW it was all worth it

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Anon on the Thrill Mount | /r/Greentext

MECRYSTAL LAKE xfc5i5vyt8f71.jpg 76 KB JPG >UMMM guys? Is that heckin fan service in my gosh darm horror film? Uh, could we not? This REALLY hasn't aged well, and definitely feels like the director is a skeezy frat bro. I'd recommend the film, but MAYBE fast forward during the more tasteless scenes. Nowadays we know better, but back then they really didnt know when no means no. If YOU do this stuff then, and Im sorry, youre maybe a piece of crap. Kinnnnda awkward, no upvotes for this guy.
MECRYSTAL LAKE xfc5i5vyt8f71.jpg 76 KB JPG >UMMM guys? Is that heckin fan service in my gosh darm horror film? Uh, could we not? This REALLY hasn't aged well, and definitely feels like the director is a skeezy frat bro. I'd recommend the film, but MAYBE fast forward during the more tasteless scenes. Nowadays we know better, but back then they really didnt know when no means no. If YOU do this stuff then, and Im sorry, youre maybe a piece of crap. Kinnnnda awkward, no upvotes for this guy.

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God willed it | /r/Greentext

Board /tv/ - Television & Film ▼ Settings Mobile Home T abf5tkq5.jpg 258 KB JPG >F------ Raynald did it again >Assemble the army! >Goddamn it now I have to get on this horse >F--- it's hot >Is that Balian? >Did he charge a Bedoiun cavalry? >This guy should be f------ my sister >Remember to talk to Tiberias about it if you live >Whoa that's a big army >Ok king face >This is going pretty well >Oh you better believe he'll be punished >What are his physicians gonna do? >Nice they're leaving >This f------ Raynald >There he is >Yea kiss it bitch >I should hit him >One more >One more! >One more you can do it everyone's watching >Oh f--- falling down >Worth it >I really hate this disease sometimes >S--- call Balian over he killed it today >Boy have I got a use for you >I can't believe we lived Imagine if this guy didn't have leprosy.
Board /tv/ - Television & Film ▼ Settings Mobile Home T abf5tkq5.jpg 258 KB JPG >F------ Raynald did it again >Assemble the army! >Goddamn it now I have to get on this horse >F--- it's hot >Is that Balian? >Did he charge a Bedoiun cavalry? >This guy should be f------ my sister >Remember to talk to Tiberias about it if you live >Whoa that's a big army >Ok king face >This is going pretty well >Oh you better believe he'll be punished >What are his physicians gonna do? >Nice they're leaving >This f------ Raynald >There he is >Yea kiss it bitch >I should hit him >One more >One more! >One more you can do it everyone's watching >Oh f--- falling down >Worth it >I really hate this disease sometimes >S--- call Balian over he killed it today >Boy have I got a use for you >I can't believe we lived Imagine if this guy didn't have leprosy.

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anon's a TLoU fan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/02/25(Mon)16:00:18 No.211111174 >Joel wake up >I'm gonna be a dad 290 KB PNG
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Laziness and lack of passion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/08/25(Tue)06:36:16 No.714843947 KR-80 B ugly.png 659 KB PNG Why are remakes so consistently uglier and worse than the originals?
Anonymous 07/08/25(Tue)06:36:16 No.714843947 KR-80 B ugly.png 659 KB PNG Why are remakes so consistently uglier and worse than the originals?

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anon on jontron | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/08/25 (Tue)09:58:58 No.149314201 File: 9rFga1S.jpg (58 KB, 1209x718) >>149313514 >ECH!
Anonymous 07/08/25 (Tue)09:58:58 No.149314201 File: 9rFga1S.jpg (58 KB, 1209x718) >>149313514 >ECH!

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Are you still talking about that? | /r/Greentext

File: 14951858558163.jpg (27 KB, 410x391) Anonymous (ID: JdNd7DxO 07/08/25(Tue)13:35:32 No.509847332 >>509847481 >>509848770 >>509848945 >>509849277 >>509851455 >>509854093 >>509854424 >>509854719 >>509855204 >>509855340 >>509855363 >>509855575 >>509855656 >>509855694 >>509856121 >>509856386 >>509856473 >>509857610 >>509857776 >>509858139 >>509858453 >>509858504 >>509860695 >>509863886 >>509864512 >>509867502 >>509867583 >>509867760 >>509872020 >Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? This guy has been talked about for years, you're asking, we have Texas, we have this, we have all of the things and are people still talking about this guy, this creep? That is unbelievable, do you want to waste the time on it, do you feel like answer? I can't believe you're asking a question on Epstein, at a time like this, where we're having some of the greatest success and also tragedy with what happened in Texas. It just seems uhh like a desecration but you go ahead. That's right, migatards. Let it go. Nothing to see here!
File: 14951858558163.jpg (27 KB, 410x391) Anonymous (ID: JdNd7DxO 07/08/25(Tue)13:35:32 No.509847332 >>509847481 >>509848770 >>509848945 >>509849277 >>509851455 >>509854093 >>509854424 >>509854719 >>509855204 >>509855340 >>509855363 >>509855575 >>509855656 >>509855694 >>509856121 >>509856386 >>509856473 >>509857610 >>509857776 >>509858139 >>509858453 >>509858504 >>509860695 >>509863886 >>509864512 >>509867502 >>509867583 >>509867760 >>509872020 >Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? This guy has been talked about for years, you're asking, we have Texas, we have this, we have all of the things and are people still talking about this guy, this creep? That is unbelievable, do you want to waste the time on it, do you feel like answer? I can't believe you're asking a question on Epstein, at a time like this, where we're having some of the greatest success and also tragedy with what happened in Texas. It just seems uhh like a desecration but you go ahead. That's right, migatards. Let it go. Nothing to see here!

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Persian golden age | /r/Greentext

An >Study the "Islamic" Golden Age www >Study the """"Islamic"""" Golde(...) 141 KB JPG 07/08/25(Tue)13:36:22 No. 17825518 >It's actually 90% Persians >The majority of them were Deists or larping as Muslim to not get killed >Many of them actually made fun of Islam in writings So...the supposed "Islamic" Golden Age, or "Arab" Golden Age...was basically just higher-class, philosophers from Persia and Turkey and Baghdad (non-Arab), that just systematised the Arabic language and governance after they were conquered... Really makes you think When are historians going to change the name from Islamic golden age to its proper title – Persian Golden Age or Eastern Golden Age to be less inflammatory?
An >Study the "Islamic" Golden Age www >Study the """"Islamic"""" Golde(...) 141 KB JPG 07/08/25(Tue)13:36:22 No. 17825518 >It's actually 90% Persians >The majority of them were Deists or larping as Muslim to not get killed >Many of them actually made fun of Islam in writings So...the supposed "Islamic" Golden Age, or "Arab" Golden Age...was basically just higher-class, philosophers from Persia and Turkey and Baghdad (non-Arab), that just systematised the Arabic language and governance after they were conquered... Really makes you think When are historians going to change the name from Islamic golden age to its proper title – Persian Golden Age or Eastern Golden Age to be less inflammatory?

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/pol/chud compares women to cars | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ID:C6wuPGjf Tue 01 Jul 2025 04:52:58 No.509200744 Quoted By: >>509200881 >>509201014 >>509201080 >>509202278 >>509204347 >>509205658 >>509205736 >>509200564 Women are like cars. The beautiful virgin white females are like new luxury sports cars, they are the Ferraris of women. But, most white men can't get a new Ferrari. The only Ferrari he can get has 200,000 miles on it, lots of body damage, and the transmission is blown out, it doesn't even run anymore. So, being the practical white man he is, he looks at other models, and compared with the busted Ferrari, the low milage Honda (asian female) just makes more sense. It's only had two other owners, it's got less than 50,000 miles on it, still runs fairly well, and it has minimal body damage. I get it, I understand why you guys choose the Honda, it makes sense. The problem is when you start saying stupid s--- about how superior your used Corolla is compared to Ferraris. It's dumb, your Kia isn't better than a Ferrari, it's just better than any Ferrari you could get. IMG_0552.png, 524KIB, 749x985 Anonymous ID: yw7M5x+S Tue 01 Jul 2025 04:54:43 No.509200820 Quoted By: >>509208518 >>509200564 Anonymous ID: ZSONCGTI Tue 01 Jul 2025 04:56:24 No.509200881 Quoted By: >>509201298 >>509202079 >>509204086 >>509208113 >>509208918 >>509200744 >t. rides the bus
Anonymous ID:C6wuPGjf Tue 01 Jul 2025 04:52:58 No.509200744 Quoted By: >>509200881 >>509201014 >>509201080 >>509202278 >>509204347 >>509205658 >>509205736 >>509200564 Women are like cars. The beautiful virgin white females are like new luxury sports cars, they are the Ferraris of women. But, most white men can't get a new Ferrari. The only Ferrari he can get has 200,000 miles on it, lots of body damage, and the transmission is blown out, it doesn't even run anymore. So, being the practical white man he is, he looks at other models, and compared with the busted Ferrari, the low milage Honda (asian female) just makes more sense. It's only had two other owners, it's got less than 50,000 miles on it, still runs fairly well, and it has minimal body damage. I get it, I understand why you guys choose the Honda, it makes sense. The problem is when you start saying stupid s--- about how superior your used Corolla is compared to Ferraris. It's dumb, your Kia isn't better than a Ferrari, it's just better than any Ferrari you could get. IMG_0552.png, 524KIB, 749x985 Anonymous ID: yw7M5x+S Tue 01 Jul 2025 04:54:43 No.509200820 Quoted By: >>509208518 >>509200564 Anonymous ID: ZSONCGTI Tue 01 Jul 2025 04:56:24 No.509200881 Quoted By: >>509201298 >>509202079 >>509204086 >>509208113 >>509208918 >>509200744 >t. rides the bus

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Anon rants about tomboy gfs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous what the f--- happened to tomb(...) 07/08/25(Tue)21:19:34 No.33333121 No, seriously, why they 214 KB PNG became so goddamn redpilled? they used to be cool straightforward girls who punch you in the shoulder and steal your hoodie and now almost all of them are acting like WW2 obsessed autistic RW males who thinks saying the n word is funny. I'm being completely serious, it's almost like every tomboy is one podcast away from being full fash bro i just wanted a girl who plays Halo and has their s--- together, not THAT
: Anonymous what the f--- happened to tomb(...) 07/08/25(Tue)21:19:34 No.33333121 No, seriously, why they 214 KB PNG became so goddamn redpilled? they used to be cool straightforward girls who punch you in the shoulder and steal your hoodie and now almost all of them are acting like WW2 obsessed autistic RW males who thinks saying the n word is funny. I'm being completely serious, it's almost like every tomboy is one podcast away from being full fash bro i just wanted a girl who plays Halo and has their s--- together, not THAT

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Anon has a theory. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous TREND IN US BIRTH RATES YEARLY 12 07/08/25(Tue)23:13:18 No.81756596 >iPhone and Facebook come out >birthrate crashes >male virginity spikes 1900 2000 1010 2018 WOOD 258 KB PNG
Anonymous TREND IN US BIRTH RATES YEARLY 12 07/08/25(Tue)23:13:18 No.81756596 >iPhone and Facebook come out >birthrate crashes >male virginity spikes 1900 2000 1010 2018 WOOD 258 KB PNG

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Same old, same old | /r/Greentext

66 KB JPG >we had sex >be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, I'm not a homosexual im not gay
66 KB JPG >we had sex >be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, I'm not a homosexual im not gay

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Anon talks to girls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 07/08/25(Tue) 08:48:35 No.81755433 Every time I talk to a girl, I s--- my pants. I unleash huge greasy s---- into my trousers. Massive stinky logs get blasted out of my anus into my underpants. The stench immediately fills any room, and the sound of turds getting shot out of my ass. at supersonic speeds can be heard for miles. I'm wondering how I can use this to my advantage when picking up girls.
Anonymous 6 KB JPG 07/08/25(Tue) 08:48:35 No.81755433 Every time I talk to a girl, I s--- my pants. I unleash huge greasy s---- into my trousers. Massive stinky logs get blasted out of my anus into my underpants. The stench immediately fills any room, and the sound of turds getting shot out of my ass. at supersonic speeds can be heard for miles. I'm wondering how I can use this to my advantage when picking up girls.

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Anon has a dark side. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: S3N9ST0y) 03/08/13(Fri)20:19:21 No.463799085 Replies: >>463799494 >>463799867 >>463799883 >>463800353 >>463805239 >>463807258 >>463807701 >>463808882 >> 463844036 >>463796305 (OP) OH S---, we're talking about "real life morals" on /b/ In real life, I'm an emergency medical technician. I scrape children off the roads after their drunk parents totaled their car and forgot to buckle them in. Then I get to try and keep the s------- parent alive until we get to the hospital. I get to declare people dead who were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. I see the stupidity of women who get beaten to within an inch of their lives by a man they won't rat on because they 'love him' and want to protect him. I have to tell elderly people that their spouse of fifty some odd years is dead and they are all alone now. As far as serious accidents go, I've watched far more people die than i've saved. I've been the first person on scene to identify victims in a car crash only to find that the only fatality was my best friend. The world can turn you jaded as f---, cynical, spiteful, hard, cold, and tired of life. But what you do with those feels and how you handle it dictate what kind of man/ woman you are. I might be a cynical f------ a------. But if you're hurt I would help you. If you are dying, I will comfort you. That's what an EMT does, it's a calling. Sure as f--- isn't for the meager paycheck. In summary, in RL I can be the only person anyone wants to see that day when s--- gets bad. I can be calm, reassuring, comforting, and forgiving. But on 4chan? F--- YOU F-----! T--- OR GTFO!
Anonymous (ID: S3N9ST0y) 03/08/13(Fri)20:19:21 No.463799085 Replies: >>463799494 >>463799867 >>463799883 >>463800353 >>463805239 >>463807258 >>463807701 >>463808882 >> 463844036 >>463796305 (OP) OH S---, we're talking about "real life morals" on /b/ In real life, I'm an emergency medical technician. I scrape children off the roads after their drunk parents totaled their car and forgot to buckle them in. Then I get to try and keep the s------- parent alive until we get to the hospital. I get to declare people dead who were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. I see the stupidity of women who get beaten to within an inch of their lives by a man they won't rat on because they 'love him' and want to protect him. I have to tell elderly people that their spouse of fifty some odd years is dead and they are all alone now. As far as serious accidents go, I've watched far more people die than i've saved. I've been the first person on scene to identify victims in a car crash only to find that the only fatality was my best friend. The world can turn you jaded as f---, cynical, spiteful, hard, cold, and tired of life. But what you do with those feels and how you handle it dictate what kind of man/ woman you are. I might be a cynical f------ a------. But if you're hurt I would help you. If you are dying, I will comfort you. That's what an EMT does, it's a calling. Sure as f--- isn't for the meager paycheck. In summary, in RL I can be the only person anyone wants to see that day when s--- gets bad. I can be calm, reassuring, comforting, and forgiving. But on 4chan? F--- YOU F-----! T--- OR GTFO!

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