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: Anonymous 06/11/25(Wed) 23:07:09 No.935639570 16880 1731481764336607.jpg 39 KB JPG The Koreans are being mean at him for no reason, discord told him to commit all those crimes so it's not his fault : Anonymous : Anonymous >>935639986 # Anonymous >>935640141 # 06/11/25(Wed) 23:08:12 No.935639601 06/11/25(Wed) 23:11:01 No.935639696 06/11/25 (Wed)23:18:35 No.935639986 >aiscora tola nim to commit all those crimes >to commit all those crimes > all those crimes so he guilty of those crimes. case closed.
: Anonymous 06/11/25(Wed) 23:07:09 No.935639570 16880 1731481764336607.jpg 39 KB JPG The Koreans are being mean at him for no reason, discord told him to commit all those crimes so it's not his fault : Anonymous : Anonymous >>935639986 # Anonymous >>935640141 # 06/11/25(Wed) 23:08:12 No.935639601 06/11/25(Wed) 23:11:01 No.935639696 06/11/25 (Wed)23:18:35 No.935639986 >aiscora tola nim to commit all those crimes >to commit all those crimes > all those crimes so he guilty of those crimes. case closed.

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Anon is in a corner | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 0133kBD9) 06/11/25(Wed)03:07:43 No.506991026 44 KB PNG ? >look on indeed >every entry level job is ~15/hour >$2600/mo before taxes >$1900 after taxes >look up apartments >its $1000 minimum for a literal living cube >must have 3x income ($3000/mo) for your application to be accepted >ok maybe houses are better >look up housing >its $200,000 minimum for any place that is liveable (including trailer parks) >need $20,000 before signing >$1600 monthly payment >$250 monthly taxes >$125 monthly home insurance >$1975/mo just to have the place, already higher than my income >electric, gas, utility bill Give me one good reason why i shouldn't just kill myself right now 293 Replies / 29 Images View Thread
Anonymous (ID: 0133kBD9) 06/11/25(Wed)03:07:43 No.506991026 44 KB PNG ? >look on indeed >every entry level job is ~15/hour >$2600/mo before taxes >$1900 after taxes >look up apartments >its $1000 minimum for a literal living cube >must have 3x income ($3000/mo) for your application to be accepted >ok maybe houses are better >look up housing >its $200,000 minimum for any place that is liveable (including trailer parks) >need $20,000 before signing >$1600 monthly payment >$250 monthly taxes >$125 monthly home insurance >$1975/mo just to have the place, already higher than my income >electric, gas, utility bill Give me one good reason why i shouldn't just kill myself right now 293 Replies / 29 Images View Thread

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Tranny want a daddy from canada | /r/Greentext

File: 20240128_004530.jpg (325 KB, 1880x3968) ✓ Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)10:21:57 No.917455479 >>917455993 >>917456642 >>917456696 >>917456711 >>917456784 >>917456848 >>917456885 >>917459360 >>917459450 >>917459698 >>917460216 >>917460398 >>917464007 >>917464308 >>917466246 >>917468890 Looking for a man to take me to canada must be older than 26 pref around 30-35 someone who likes video games, computers, maybe anime. Interests could involve cybersec and etc. You should be quite virile. Discord: nyansystem >> kazetsuki 04/26/24(Fri)10:35:13 No.917455993 >>917464308 >>917455479 (OP) Looking for a man to take me to canada must be older than 26 pref around 30-35 someone who likes video games, computers, maybe anime. Interests could involve cybersec and etc. You should be quite virile. Discord: nyansystem Flight school in canada ☐ kazetsuki 04/26/24(Fri)10:51:38 No.917456642 ► >>917455479 (OP) Looking for a man to take me to canada must be older than 26 pref around 30-35 someone who likes video games, computers, maybe anime. Interests could involve cybersec and etc. You should be quite virile. Discord: nyansystem Flight school in canada https://www.youtube.com/live/4nYlbnZo4yo?si=5ba5-Jj1BO_lypD1 Latest flight ☐ Rach 04/26/24(Fri)10:52:54 No.917456696 >>917455479 (OP) You're a cutie <3 >>>☐ Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)10:53:08 No.917456706 ► suomi
File: 20240128_004530.jpg (325 KB, 1880x3968) ✓ Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)10:21:57 No.917455479 >>917455993 >>917456642 >>917456696 >>917456711 >>917456784 >>917456848 >>917456885 >>917459360 >>917459450 >>917459698 >>917460216 >>917460398 >>917464007 >>917464308 >>917466246 >>917468890 Looking for a man to take me to canada must be older than 26 pref around 30-35 someone who likes video games, computers, maybe anime. Interests could involve cybersec and etc. You should be quite virile. Discord: nyansystem >> kazetsuki 04/26/24(Fri)10:35:13 No.917455993 >>917464308 >>917455479 (OP) Looking for a man to take me to canada must be older than 26 pref around 30-35 someone who likes video games, computers, maybe anime. Interests could involve cybersec and etc. You should be quite virile. Discord: nyansystem Flight school in canada ☐ kazetsuki 04/26/24(Fri)10:51:38 No.917456642 ► >>917455479 (OP) Looking for a man to take me to canada must be older than 26 pref around 30-35 someone who likes video games, computers, maybe anime. Interests could involve cybersec and etc. You should be quite virile. Discord: nyansystem Flight school in canada https://www.youtube.com/live/4nYlbnZo4yo?si=5ba5-Jj1BO_lypD1 Latest flight ☐ Rach 04/26/24(Fri)10:52:54 No.917456696 >>917455479 (OP) You're a cutie <3 >>>☐ Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)10:53:08 No.917456706 ► suomi

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Target audience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous why has gamers gone soft? 23 KB JPG 06/11/25(Wed)11:50:13 No.712319496 >game had a scene where you deflowers(implied forcefully) your childhood friend in the ultra evil heartless bastard route where you are just a general a------ >actually a plot significant part that shows your lost of humanity and actually delivers the subject pretty well and seriously >triggers gamers so bad the creator have to edit the entire thing out of his game because god forbid anything remotely edgy happens in games >oh and btw MC also did basically mass genocide, homicide and torturing countless in this time for countless times in that route. No one is complaining when he is literally killing a man though. This isn't even some Rance f----- up s--- where r--- is glofied. The r--- is completely ridiculed and only available if you are an completely irredeemable evil bastard. Why are gamer such snowflakes now?
Anonymous why has gamers gone soft? 23 KB JPG 06/11/25(Wed)11:50:13 No.712319496 >game had a scene where you deflowers(implied forcefully) your childhood friend in the ultra evil heartless bastard route where you are just a general a------ >actually a plot significant part that shows your lost of humanity and actually delivers the subject pretty well and seriously >triggers gamers so bad the creator have to edit the entire thing out of his game because god forbid anything remotely edgy happens in games >oh and btw MC also did basically mass genocide, homicide and torturing countless in this time for countless times in that route. No one is complaining when he is literally killing a man though. This isn't even some Rance f----- up s--- where r--- is glofied. The r--- is completely ridiculed and only available if you are an completely irredeemable evil bastard. Why are gamer such snowflakes now?

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Breaking the cycle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 4- 06/10/25(Tue)21:54:16 No.211328366 DiscussingFilm @Discussin... 3h : 'SINNERS' has become the highest-grossing live-action original film domestically in the past 15 years. Screenshot_20250611_012157_X.jpg >Go woke go bro- 146 KB JPG
: Anonymous 4- 06/10/25(Tue)21:54:16 No.211328366 DiscussingFilm @Discussin... 3h : 'SINNERS' has become the highest-grossing live-action original film domestically in the past 15 years. Screenshot_20250611_012157_X.jpg >Go woke go bro- 146 KB JPG

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Anon becomes the God of Anime | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 56 KB JPG 06/11/25(Wed)06:36:34 No.935630322 Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama. I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Japan!
Anonymous 56 KB JPG 06/11/25(Wed)06:36:34 No.935630322 Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama. I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Japan!

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Anon has hope | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: y17Ea800) Feminist slams women for not d(...) 06/11/25(Wed)01:52:11 No.506988006 Women who won't date men based on height deserve to be single As Tinder introduces the ability to filter prospective matches by how tall they are, Helen Coffey asks the experts where this age- old gendered prejudice comes from, and whether true love really does boil down to feet and inches Wednesday 11 June 2025 07:20 BST 14 Comments Screenshot_20250611_104858_Chrome.jpg 203 KB JPG >I'm a feminist, but as women we don't always help our cause especially when it comes to the realm of romance and relationships. The number of us who still expect a man to pay on a first date, for example - 46 per cent according to one 2019 survey - hurts my heart. Women I love and respect still refer to various household chores as "blue jobs", because taking the bins out apparently requires a Y chromosome. But worst of all is arguably our blatant and abhorrent heightism, so abiding that it has essentially radicalised me at this point. When did feminists get this based? https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/dating-apps- height-tinder-women-men-b2767313.html
Anonymous (ID: y17Ea800) Feminist slams women for not d(...) 06/11/25(Wed)01:52:11 No.506988006 Women who won't date men based on height deserve to be single As Tinder introduces the ability to filter prospective matches by how tall they are, Helen Coffey asks the experts where this age- old gendered prejudice comes from, and whether true love really does boil down to feet and inches Wednesday 11 June 2025 07:20 BST 14 Comments Screenshot_20250611_104858_Chrome.jpg 203 KB JPG >I'm a feminist, but as women we don't always help our cause especially when it comes to the realm of romance and relationships. The number of us who still expect a man to pay on a first date, for example - 46 per cent according to one 2019 survey - hurts my heart. Women I love and respect still refer to various household chores as "blue jobs", because taking the bins out apparently requires a Y chromosome. But worst of all is arguably our blatant and abhorrent heightism, so abiding that it has essentially radicalised me at this point. When did feminists get this based? https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/dating-apps- height-tinder-women-men-b2767313.html

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Anon is God | /r/Greentext

me.jpg (619 KB, 760x1140) google yandex iqdb wait JESUS GOT A ELECRTIC SHOCK >be me God 06/11/25(Wed)06:58:15 No.935630781 ▼ >create man >man creates Al >Al creates me >mfw i created myself i always wondered how i did that
me.jpg (619 KB, 760x1140) google yandex iqdb wait JESUS GOT A ELECRTIC SHOCK >be me God 06/11/25(Wed)06:58:15 No.935630781 ▼ >create man >man creates Al >Al creates me >mfw i created myself i always wondered how i did that

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Anon throws down | /r/Greentext

Anonymous CHINA'S MATCHMAKING EVENT 1000 WOMEN, O MEN 111 KB JPG >standards >money >goldgigger >hypergamy >chad >6ft 06/10/25(Tue)16:10:15 No.81455574 Why are men such P------ everywhere? what the f--- is wrong with men worldwide? respond without blaming women, sounding mad, or using the following terms: >tall >height >looks >ugly >reject >wall >old >settle >roastie >w---- >c--- carousel >ego >blackpill >juice >squeeze >feminist/feminism 51 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
Anonymous CHINA'S MATCHMAKING EVENT 1000 WOMEN, O MEN 111 KB JPG >standards >money >goldgigger >hypergamy >chad >6ft 06/10/25(Tue)16:10:15 No.81455574 Why are men such P------ everywhere? what the f--- is wrong with men worldwide? respond without blaming women, sounding mad, or using the following terms: >tall >height >looks >ugly >reject >wall >old >settle >roastie >w---- >c--- carousel >ego >blackpill >juice >squeeze >feminist/feminism 51 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon has some qualms with JJK | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/6/2025, 11:41:48 AM No.43422312 50 KB WEBP > main character is called gojo > Villain is called jogo Did JK Rowling write this s---????
Anonymous 11/6/2025, 11:41:48 AM No.43422312 50 KB WEBP > main character is called gojo > Villain is called jogo Did JK Rowling write this s---????

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anon's roommate is eccentric | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed)00:39:55 No.935624708 >Be college freshmen >assigned rando roommate >1 room dorm >Get home from bars at like 3 >weeknight so I open door super quiet >he's on his his PC jerking it >doesn't hear/see me >he's watching a surgery vid where some chick is having something removed from her skull with tweezers >"oh yeah. Go deeper. Go all the way in." >quietly close door and come back in an hour He turned out to be pretty cool, but that kept me up at night for a while
Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed)00:39:55 No.935624708 >Be college freshmen >assigned rando roommate >1 room dorm >Get home from bars at like 3 >weeknight so I open door super quiet >he's on his his PC jerking it >doesn't hear/see me >he's watching a surgery vid where some chick is having something removed from her skull with tweezers >"oh yeah. Go deeper. Go all the way in." >quietly close door and come back in an hour He turned out to be pretty cool, but that kept me up at night for a while

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Anon gets a taste of love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Mint Jams Casiopea 130 KB JPG 08/04/19(Sun)00:54:50 No.806265574 >be me >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan >it arrives in immaculate condition along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea > little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.
Anonymous Mint Jams Casiopea 130 KB JPG 08/04/19(Sun)00:54:50 No.806265574 >be me >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan >it arrives in immaculate condition along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea > little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.

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anon meets a reptilian | /r/Greentext

1d (06/09/25 20:56) 40500238 2 Replies Be me Uber driver >driving from airport with passenger lady. Was kinda weird at first. Can't really explain it but she's giving me a vibe >coming down a hill opposite way car also coming (it's night time) his brights shine into my car basically blinding me so I look in my rear view mirror to kinda apologize to passenger about being blinded and in the rear view mirror I notice her eyes are f------ glowing Immediately think of they live >think she's reading my mind >oh s--- > lalalallalalalalalalalalaa > tips me 25$ lol Drop off at super rich mansion house richest nicest house ever seen
1d (06/09/25 20:56) 40500238 2 Replies Be me Uber driver >driving from airport with passenger lady. Was kinda weird at first. Can't really explain it but she's giving me a vibe >coming down a hill opposite way car also coming (it's night time) his brights shine into my car basically blinding me so I look in my rear view mirror to kinda apologize to passenger about being blinded and in the rear view mirror I notice her eyes are f------ glowing Immediately think of they live >think she's reading my mind >oh s--- > lalalallalalalalalalalalaa > tips me 25$ lol Drop off at super rich mansion house richest nicest house ever seen

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Will he ever find out? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/06/2025, 00:35:49 No.79117551 21 KB WEBP > f----- my boss's wife > put laxatives in boss's coffee Boss gets sick and goes home early to find out his wife is pregnant from some other guy > gets a promotion for indirectly helping boss realise his wife is a cheater > f---- boss and have 3 children with proud successful fathers
Anonymous 11/06/2025, 00:35:49 No.79117551 21 KB WEBP > f----- my boss's wife > put laxatives in boss's coffee Boss gets sick and goes home early to find out his wife is pregnant from some other guy > gets a promotion for indirectly helping boss realise his wife is a cheater > f---- boss and have 3 children with proud successful fathers

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Global Goebbeler | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 208 KB PNG 06/10/25(Tue)15:02:29 No.81453484 >Be me, Anti-Semitic >Download Grindr >Meet eastern European qt3.14 >We meet up >I suck him in my bedroom >We meet up again >I suck him in my car >He books a motel >find out his last name via bank tansfer >Google his last name origin >Polish and Jewish >mfw Ok so theres some problems with that First of all, he's from Slovakia, secondly, hes uncircumcised. Is jewgle f------ with me or something? I really like do him though. But how do I overcome the fact thats hes jewish? I don't know if I can look at him the same way again. Anonymous >>81453484 (OP) >anti semitic f----- 06/10/25(Tue)15:06:15 No.81453517
Anonymous 208 KB PNG 06/10/25(Tue)15:02:29 No.81453484 >Be me, Anti-Semitic >Download Grindr >Meet eastern European qt3.14 >We meet up >I suck him in my bedroom >We meet up again >I suck him in my car >He books a motel >find out his last name via bank tansfer >Google his last name origin >Polish and Jewish >mfw Ok so theres some problems with that First of all, he's from Slovakia, secondly, hes uncircumcised. Is jewgle f------ with me or something? I really like do him though. But how do I overcome the fact thats hes jewish? I don't know if I can look at him the same way again. Anonymous >>81453484 (OP) >anti semitic f----- 06/10/25(Tue)15:06:15 No.81453517

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Anon complains about the state of gaming | /r/Greentext

SCIENCEphotoLIBRASE ENCEphotoLIBRARY photouBRAD CENCEPTION PhotoBRARY SCIENCEphotoLIBRARY SCIENCEphoto CEphoto 800wm.jpg 117 KB JPG >YOU WANT A MODERATELY FUNDED AA-GAME FOR A NICHE BUT LOYAL PLAYERBASE THAT WOULD TURN A SAFE BUT MODEST PROFIT WITHOUT EXCESSIVE MONETAZATION?!!?! GET THE F--- OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW! YOURE FIRED! WE ONLY DO HALF-BILLION DOLLAR PROJECTS TO BECOME THE NEXT FORTNITE AROUND HERE!!!!!" CED
SCIENCEphotoLIBRASE ENCEphotoLIBRARY photouBRAD CENCEPTION PhotoBRARY SCIENCEphotoLIBRARY SCIENCEphoto CEphoto 800wm.jpg 117 KB JPG >YOU WANT A MODERATELY FUNDED AA-GAME FOR A NICHE BUT LOYAL PLAYERBASE THAT WOULD TURN A SAFE BUT MODEST PROFIT WITHOUT EXCESSIVE MONETAZATION?!!?! GET THE F--- OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW! YOURE FIRED! WE ONLY DO HALF-BILLION DOLLAR PROJECTS TO BECOME THE NEXT FORTNITE AROUND HERE!!!!!" CED

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