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Adobe Stock | #195484350 Ado Esc Anonymous dobe Stock Tab Q Caps Lock A Shift F1 03/17/25(Mon) 14:17:32 No.705584832 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 @ # $ % & 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 £ 5¢ 6 T 7 8 be Stock ( ) 9 0 E R T Y U I O P Adore Stock Adob D F G H K L C V B N M dob obe Stock 1737893883854778.png 654 KB PNG Adobe Stock Alt Gr Adobe sc dobe Stock >map on 'M' >quest log on 'L' >inventory on 'I' >party screen on 'P' >journal on 'J' >your fingers literally cant reach any of them comfortably are developers actually f------ retarded?
Adobe Stock | #195484350 Ado Esc Anonymous dobe Stock Tab Q Caps Lock A Shift F1 03/17/25(Mon) 14:17:32 No.705584832 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 @ # $ % & 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 £ 5¢ 6 T 7 8 be Stock ( ) 9 0 E R T Y U I O P Adore Stock Adob D F G H K L C V B N M dob obe Stock 1737893883854778.png 654 KB PNG Adobe Stock Alt Gr Adobe sc dobe Stock >map on 'M' >quest log on 'L' >inventory on 'I' >party screen on 'P' >journal on 'J' >your fingers literally cant reach any of them comfortably are developers actually f------ retarded?

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Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:22:55 No.104723325 Bluesky Why did if fail? 1712602665646.jpg 33 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:22:55 No.104723325 Bluesky Why did if fail? 1712602665646.jpg 33 KB JPG

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Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)01:49:38 No.80661599 >Be me, 24 >My gf of 2 months wants to watch a romantic movie >Asks me to pick one >A silent voice.jpg >I was tearing by the end of the movie >She start teasing me about it >Next day comes and she is cold and distant >A week goes by and she isn't the same >Got a screenshot shot from one of our mutual friends She was calling me a f-----, and how I'm such a beta for showing emotions, what hurts me most is this "Even though he has a full grown beard and a very masculine face, he probably likes to suck d--- like a pathetic f-----, because he was crying like a bitch LMFAO" I broke up with the w---- an hour after reading that s---, f------ w-----. I'm actually disgusted by the fact that I've shared bed with that w----
Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)01:49:38 No.80661599 >Be me, 24 >My gf of 2 months wants to watch a romantic movie >Asks me to pick one >A silent voice.jpg >I was tearing by the end of the movie >She start teasing me about it >Next day comes and she is cold and distant >A week goes by and she isn't the same >Got a screenshot shot from one of our mutual friends She was calling me a f-----, and how I'm such a beta for showing emotions, what hurts me most is this "Even though he has a full grown beard and a very masculine face, he probably likes to suck d--- like a pathetic f-----, because he was crying like a bitch LMFAO" I broke up with the w---- an hour after reading that s---, f------ w-----. I'm actually disgusted by the fact that I've shared bed with that w----

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Because we're that strong! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >american movie 03/16/25(Sun)14:19:08 No.209416850 1712634500577484.jpg 23 KB JPG >someone punches a wall >somehow it caves in
: Anonymous >american movie 03/16/25(Sun)14:19:08 No.209416850 1712634500577484.jpg 23 KB JPG >someone punches a wall >somehow it caves in

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Credit Score POOR 300-579 FAIR 580-669 GOOD 670-739 Settings Mobile Home 03/17/25(Mon)12:59:33 No.80658065 VERY GOOD 740-799 CREDIT SCORE 108 KB PNG >Using credit lowers your score >Not using credit lowers your score >Paying back late lowers your score >Paying back early lowers your score >Even checking your score lowers your score >Thinking about your score lowers your score >Taking out loans lowers your score >Paying loans back lowers your score >Not taking out loans lowers your score How does this thing work? EXCELLENT 800-850
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Credit Score POOR 300-579 FAIR 580-669 GOOD 670-739 Settings Mobile Home 03/17/25(Mon)12:59:33 No.80658065 VERY GOOD 740-799 CREDIT SCORE 108 KB PNG >Using credit lowers your score >Not using credit lowers your score >Paying back late lowers your score >Paying back early lowers your score >Even checking your score lowers your score >Thinking about your score lowers your score >Taking out loans lowers your score >Paying loans back lowers your score >Not taking out loans lowers your score How does this thing work? EXCELLENT 800-850

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Would rather not play than DM. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Called it 11 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon) 12:05:22 No.932583181 >be me >friends want to get more into TTRPGS >only one in group with experience playing them >warn them that they're not like vidya >they persist >no one wants to fall into the forever DM trap so no one offers to host >Fuckit.jpeg >bite the bullet and become DM >played a handful of WOD campaigns >no issues >then the Fallout incident happened >one of the group members discovered there's a Fallout TTRPG >two group members want to play homebrewed min/maxed characters >warn the group that to compensate I will be making mobs slightly tougher >they all agree >the party has to clear out a old church full of radroaches and bloatflies for their first quest >party nearly gets PWed because the tank literally f---- off and starts looting mid combat >session ends after that encounter >few days later get home from work and get invited to a VC >it's a f------ intervention style ambush >group tells me that our last game was s--- and that I need to be a better DM >seething about the combat encounter the most >remind them that I agreed to the mob difficulty increase >also pointed out that if their tank didn't loot mid combat they would of faired better >they're still seething at me >tell them if they can do a better job than me at DMing they're welcome to take the spot >no one chimes up >discussion ends there >everyone awkwardly leaves one by one >haven't played a TTRPG since I knew they couldn't f------ handle it
: Anonymous Called it 11 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon) 12:05:22 No.932583181 >be me >friends want to get more into TTRPGS >only one in group with experience playing them >warn them that they're not like vidya >they persist >no one wants to fall into the forever DM trap so no one offers to host >Fuckit.jpeg >bite the bullet and become DM >played a handful of WOD campaigns >no issues >then the Fallout incident happened >one of the group members discovered there's a Fallout TTRPG >two group members want to play homebrewed min/maxed characters >warn the group that to compensate I will be making mobs slightly tougher >they all agree >the party has to clear out a old church full of radroaches and bloatflies for their first quest >party nearly gets PWed because the tank literally f---- off and starts looting mid combat >session ends after that encounter >few days later get home from work and get invited to a VC >it's a f------ intervention style ambush >group tells me that our last game was s--- and that I need to be a better DM >seething about the combat encounter the most >remind them that I agreed to the mob difficulty increase >also pointed out that if their tank didn't loot mid combat they would of faired better >they're still seething at me >tell them if they can do a better job than me at DMing they're welcome to take the spot >no one chimes up >discussion ends there >everyone awkwardly leaves one by one >haven't played a TTRPG since I knew they couldn't f------ handle it

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Anonymous 643 KB WEBM 03/17/25(Mon) 16:47:44 No.705586574 >play online game >average ranking, nowhere near top/ pro level >game is not going great >guy on team starts having a complete meltdown >freaks out and shouts like his life depends on the outcome of the game >distracts everyone and seals our fate of losing the game Why the f--- do people do this? I would get it if people are really grinding to be in the top 1% or whatever, but why are people so emotionally invested while being stuck in s------ leagues with a casual like me?
Anonymous 643 KB WEBM 03/17/25(Mon) 16:47:44 No.705586574 >play online game >average ranking, nowhere near top/ pro level >game is not going great >guy on team starts having a complete meltdown >freaks out and shouts like his life depends on the outcome of the game >distracts everyone and seals our fate of losing the game Why the f--- do people do this? I would get it if people are really grinding to be in the top 1% or whatever, but why are people so emotionally invested while being stuck in s------ leagues with a casual like me?

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Anonymous Cactus 6 Christian women in Egypt face systematic persecution as there is no Egyptian law that aws them to divorce, so they must either endura violent husbands or live alone for the rest of their lives The judge aka then to go to church to solve the problem without doing anything O n Cactus Cat have many clots who are basically suffering bonphysical and psychologicaling because of the husbands fast the Pope odved G Cactus & Cacalark Se (an rot very furar with the Chelatan las but fun what my chenta tale they are t seperate deve docel 971 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon)17:06:55 No.80656627 >christians make up 10-20 percent of Egyptian population >the Coptic church doesnt allow for divorce >women must endure abuse and violence or live alone >Egyptian govt tried intervention but Christian groups in US got the US to threaten their foreign aid W-- is up with world, how are American Christians the most dumbest people on earth
Anonymous Cactus 6 Christian women in Egypt face systematic persecution as there is no Egyptian law that aws them to divorce, so they must either endura violent husbands or live alone for the rest of their lives The judge aka then to go to church to solve the problem without doing anything O n Cactus Cat have many clots who are basically suffering bonphysical and psychologicaling because of the husbands fast the Pope odved G Cactus & Cacalark Se (an rot very furar with the Chelatan las but fun what my chenta tale they are t seperate deve docel 971 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon)17:06:55 No.80656627 >christians make up 10-20 percent of Egyptian population >the Coptic church doesnt allow for divorce >women must endure abuse and violence or live alone >Egyptian govt tried intervention but Christian groups in US got the US to threaten their foreign aid W-- is up with world, how are American Christians the most dumbest people on earth

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Anonymous 998 KB PNG 03/17/25(Mon) 12:26:16 No.80655134 >scroll Instagram reels because my algo is based >see a reel from a woman >i want to like it, but she gives off OF vibes >go to her profile >if they have "Linktree" in bio, half the cases they are online prostitutes >copy their handle w---- handle >search fapello and oomer.su >see their nudes for free >leave their IG reel without like I'm not about to give validation to women preying on lonely men online
Anonymous 998 KB PNG 03/17/25(Mon) 12:26:16 No.80655134 >scroll Instagram reels because my algo is based >see a reel from a woman >i want to like it, but she gives off OF vibes >go to her profile >if they have "Linktree" in bio, half the cases they are online prostitutes >copy their handle w---- handle >search fapello and oomer.su >see their nudes for free >leave their IG reel without like I'm not about to give validation to women preying on lonely men online

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Within temptation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 352 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon) 14:24:51 No.80655703 >buy small buttplug >use it a couple of times (don't c--) >put it away >months pass >get horny again >buy suction cup dildo and chastity cage
Anonymous 352 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon) 14:24:51 No.80655703 >buy small buttplug >use it a couple of times (don't c--) >put it away >months pass >get horny again >buy suction cup dildo and chastity cage

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: eLb5whdW) = THE INGRAHAM ANGLE Settings Mobile Home 03/17/25(Mon)06:17:55 No.500697205 FOX NEWS VFO FOX VANCE: EUROPE RISKING CIVILIZATIONAL SUICIDE NEWS 5:46 MT THE INGRAHAM ANGLE Ingraham Angle March 14, 2025 05:52. [CLIP] Europe is 'at risk' of 'engaging in civilizational suicide, JD Vance says Vice President JD Vance elaborates on U.S. relations with European nations and more during an exclusive interview on 'The Ingraham Angle.' 218 KB PNG The most baffling thing about this guy and his dog whistles is that he has an Indian wife.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: eLb5whdW) = THE INGRAHAM ANGLE Settings Mobile Home 03/17/25(Mon)06:17:55 No.500697205 FOX NEWS VFO FOX VANCE: EUROPE RISKING CIVILIZATIONAL SUICIDE NEWS 5:46 MT THE INGRAHAM ANGLE Ingraham Angle March 14, 2025 05:52. [CLIP] Europe is 'at risk' of 'engaging in civilizational suicide, JD Vance says Vice President JD Vance elaborates on U.S. relations with European nations and more during an exclusive interview on 'The Ingraham Angle.' 218 KB PNG The most baffling thing about this guy and his dog whistles is that he has an Indian wife.

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The lure of addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/22(Sat) 07:22:13 No.71045408 >Tfw boyfriend is asleep Why does he do this? Every f------ night? 55 KB JPG Anonymous Anonymous 227 KB JPG 11/19/22(Sat) 07:23:55 No.71045423 11/19/22(Sat) 07:25:16 No.71045429 >>71045408 (OP) # >tells me he's not addicted to sleeping >goes insane if he doesn't get his daily fix >shouts at me for trying to keep him from relapsing
: Anonymous 11/19/22(Sat) 07:22:13 No.71045408 >Tfw boyfriend is asleep Why does he do this? Every f------ night? 55 KB JPG Anonymous Anonymous 227 KB JPG 11/19/22(Sat) 07:23:55 No.71045423 11/19/22(Sat) 07:25:16 No.71045429 >>71045408 (OP) # >tells me he's not addicted to sleeping >goes insane if he doesn't get his daily fix >shouts at me for trying to keep him from relapsing

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: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:34:21 No.68297131 REMINGTON pepe-lawnmower.jpg 80 KB JPG > never realised how bad Reddit truly is > only ever went on it for r/greentext > always thought slagging it off was a meme > created an account to ask about weeds > posts got ignored or deleted > ask on 4chan get instant answer I can't believe you degenerates know all about lawncare : Anonymous : Anonymous >>68297232 # 04/20/22(Wed)16:39:13 No.68297190 04/20/22(Wed)16:39:34 No.68297195 Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:40:09 No.68297206 >>68297131 (OP) # >reddit >apartment-dwelling basedbean lads >4chan >basement-dwelling house owners with lawns Know the difference
: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:34:21 No.68297131 REMINGTON pepe-lawnmower.jpg 80 KB JPG > never realised how bad Reddit truly is > only ever went on it for r/greentext > always thought slagging it off was a meme > created an account to ask about weeds > posts got ignored or deleted > ask on 4chan get instant answer I can't believe you degenerates know all about lawncare : Anonymous : Anonymous >>68297232 # 04/20/22(Wed)16:39:13 No.68297190 04/20/22(Wed)16:39:34 No.68297195 Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:40:09 No.68297206 >>68297131 (OP) # >reddit >apartment-dwelling basedbean lads >4chan >basement-dwelling house owners with lawns Know the difference

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Anon has strong opinions on GOTY | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2011 vs 2024 E 03/16/25(Sun)22:03:32 No.705528589 GOTY 2011 The SY SKYRIM BPSS ASTRO BOT GOTY 2024 IMG_5387.jpg 121 KB JPG What the f--- happened? M Fb: Gaming memes BALETRO SPECIAL EDITION EITTON SPECIALE
Anonymous 2011 vs 2024 E 03/16/25(Sun)22:03:32 No.705528589 GOTY 2011 The SY SKYRIM BPSS ASTRO BOT GOTY 2024 IMG_5387.jpg 121 KB JPG What the f--- happened? M Fb: Gaming memes BALETRO SPECIAL EDITION EITTON SPECIALE

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Anons lasting legacy | /r/Greentext

File: x3hsq.jpg (190 KB, 500x598) Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)14:27:25 No.62406120 ► > be me > be living in mom basement > browse 4chan > post le funny greentext i read > get 14 updoots this is the life
File: x3hsq.jpg (190 KB, 500x598) Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)14:27:25 No.62406120 ► > be me > be living in mom basement > browse 4chan > post le funny greentext i read > get 14 updoots this is the life

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/16/25(Sun)19:39:34 No.80650878 1.02 MB PNG >Perfect Crispeniss >Too hot >FFW 5 min >Perfect temperature >Soggy and limp Why do I even bother with fries?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/16/25(Sun)19:39:34 No.80650878 1.02 MB PNG >Perfect Crispeniss >Too hot >FFW 5 min >Perfect temperature >Soggy and limp Why do I even bother with fries?

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