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Being a ninja isn't cool anymore Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)21:07:00 No.913102938 >Be me >Wayward kid of the 80s >Dad's an alcoholic who hates me and calls me queer >Mom's a w---- who's snorts cocaine off of men's asses. >Outside all the time >No friends. >Suddenly meet new friends >Tell me they think I'm kickass and invite me to their club. >Suspicious but don't wanna go home. >Follow them anyway >Big warehouse with bitchin' arcade games, billiard tables, and some kid smoking a cigar. >Other kids think I'm cool. >Weeks pass >Dad still hates me, Mom still a w----. >Go to clubhouse >Friends tell me this adult came by and wants to speak to me and my friends. >Guy says we're cool and gives us rad ninja outfits and weapons >Fuckyeah.jpg >Guy trains us then tells us to go stand out in an alleyway to guard it. >About to tell my friend that he saved my life >Friend then eviscerated by a big ass turtle with two swords. >FML as another pizza-smelling turtle smacks me in the head with a stick.
Being a ninja isn't cool anymore Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)21:07:00 No.913102938 >Be me >Wayward kid of the 80s >Dad's an alcoholic who hates me and calls me queer >Mom's a w---- who's snorts cocaine off of men's asses. >Outside all the time >No friends. >Suddenly meet new friends >Tell me they think I'm kickass and invite me to their club. >Suspicious but don't wanna go home. >Follow them anyway >Big warehouse with bitchin' arcade games, billiard tables, and some kid smoking a cigar. >Other kids think I'm cool. >Weeks pass >Dad still hates me, Mom still a w----. >Go to clubhouse >Friends tell me this adult came by and wants to speak to me and my friends. >Guy says we're cool and gives us rad ninja outfits and weapons >Fuckyeah.jpg >Guy trains us then tells us to go stand out in an alleyway to guard it. >About to tell my friend that he saved my life >Friend then eviscerated by a big ass turtle with two swords. >FML as another pizza-smelling turtle smacks me in the head with a stick.

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Anon wonders... | /r/Greentext

12m (9/15 14:25) - 906104363 5 Re - 1 Img JPG 55KB (1100 × 619) what.jpg Moralfagging > A 20 year old dude dates a 17 year old girl > They're into each other > Gets found out > Ends up in jail > Suddenly he's a monster, he's worse than people who murdered some child's mom or dad and ended up in the same prison > There are 40 year old men f------ 18 year old girls on a daily basis at the same time and normalfags don't give a s--- Why are normies so mentally retarded?
12m (9/15 14:25) - 906104363 5 Re - 1 Img JPG 55KB (1100 × 619) what.jpg Moralfagging > A 20 year old dude dates a 17 year old girl > They're into each other > Gets found out > Ends up in jail > Suddenly he's a monster, he's worse than people who murdered some child's mom or dad and ended up in the same prison > There are 40 year old men f------ 18 year old girls on a daily basis at the same time and normalfags don't give a s--- Why are normies so mentally retarded?

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If you know, you know | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>5124938 # 06/06/23(Tue)10:52:45 No.5125919 >driving home on your micro honda >listening citypop >cute wife and kids waiting home >drive into tunnel >look at the back mirror, see madman on a bicycle >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!" >literally s--- myself f------ scary, man >>5139095 #
Anonymous >>5124938 # 06/06/23(Tue)10:52:45 No.5125919 >driving home on your micro honda >listening citypop >cute wife and kids waiting home >drive into tunnel >look at the back mirror, see madman on a bicycle >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!" >literally s--- myself f------ scary, man >>5139095 #

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Anon has a shitty family | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I CAN'T F------ TAKE IT 05/08/24(Wed) 20:01:04 No.77422098 >be me >Straight man >I have a sister >She gets engaged to this guy >He drops by my place SERIOUSLY IM AT MY LIMIT randomly with some beer to get 154 KB JPG black out. to know me better and I agree since he is marrying my sister. >Everything is normal until I >I wake up the next day, my butt is in agony >I call the police, go to the hospital and get a r--- kit done >Police arrest my sister's fiance >R--- kit confirms he did r--- me with DNA >He smears me in trial, but the jury finds him guilty from all the evidence that he did it >He is sentenced to 4 years >This was almost 2 year ago >Sister no longer talks to me >Whole family thinks I'm gay now >The general belief in my family is that I'm a closeted gay man that got her fiance drunk and had sex with him and regretted it the next morning (despite me testing positive for roofies and other signs of r---) because that was his defense in trial >No one believes my story in my family, they all believe him >He is up for parole soon >My mother asked me not to challenge the parole because my sister still wants to marry him and I "did enough to him". I'm going to challenge that parole. F--- my family.
Anonymous I CAN'T F------ TAKE IT 05/08/24(Wed) 20:01:04 No.77422098 >be me >Straight man >I have a sister >She gets engaged to this guy >He drops by my place SERIOUSLY IM AT MY LIMIT randomly with some beer to get 154 KB JPG black out. to know me better and I agree since he is marrying my sister. >Everything is normal until I >I wake up the next day, my butt is in agony >I call the police, go to the hospital and get a r--- kit done >Police arrest my sister's fiance >R--- kit confirms he did r--- me with DNA >He smears me in trial, but the jury finds him guilty from all the evidence that he did it >He is sentenced to 4 years >This was almost 2 year ago >Sister no longer talks to me >Whole family thinks I'm gay now >The general belief in my family is that I'm a closeted gay man that got her fiance drunk and had sex with him and regretted it the next morning (despite me testing positive for roofies and other signs of r---) because that was his defense in trial >No one believes my story in my family, they all believe him >He is up for parole soon >My mother asked me not to challenge the parole because my sister still wants to marry him and I "did enough to him". I'm going to challenge that parole. F--- my family.

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Anon got cougar disease | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Cooooooooom 23 KB JPG boy' 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying >suddenly she grabs my face and leans close > wispers 'come for mommy baby > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life
Anonymous Cooooooooom 23 KB JPG boy' 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying >suddenly she grabs my face and leans close > wispers 'come for mommy baby > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life

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Average Elden Ring Boss | /r/Greentext

>Sprouts angel wings and flies back up >10,000 attack combo >Summons snakeman archers everywhere Elden Ring Iron Golem Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2024 06:12:39 No.684764672 Quoted By: >>684764934 >>684764993 >>684765112 >>684765830 >>684766543 >>684766676 >>684768750 >>684769114 >>684769398 >>684769574 >>684770650 >>684770846 >>684771016 >>684771730 >>684773810 >>684776753 >>684777152 >>684779208 >>684780030 >>684780617 >>>684780728 >>684782272 >>684783919 >>684784094>>684785650 >>684787717 >>684789116 >Opens with a triple windblade attack >Rolls around the boss arena and slams the ground ten times in a row before kneeling for two (2) seconds and doing it all over again >Knock him off the cliff >Phase 2 cutscene triggers >Ahhh, theest truly are Chosen. Mine apologies. I should not have held back my true power, it did thoust a disservicest... >EPIC BOMBASTIC CHORUS KICKS IN >I AM IRON GOLEM, AXE OF THE GREAT LORD GWYN. AND YOU. SHALL KNOW. THE HURRICANE! >Megaton nuclear wind bomb AOE attack FEEL MY WRROTH >Dies >Heheh... Lady Gwynevere, I failed thee, completely and utterly... >Foul Undead... You willst be destroyed... Caught in the clutch by almighty Ornstein... and hammered by Smough... >Drops: Remembrance of the Iron Golem: "There once was a boy who wanted to be big and strong. 'Wait a while,' said the wise goddess, 'First imbibe the metals of life, and become a godling fit to guard a fortress! He drank deeply of the sacred iron and waited, but the rust took him, and he despaired >Use to gain 8,000 Souls"
>Sprouts angel wings and flies back up >10,000 attack combo >Summons snakeman archers everywhere Elden Ring Iron Golem Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2024 06:12:39 No.684764672 Quoted By: >>684764934 >>684764993 >>684765112 >>684765830 >>684766543 >>684766676 >>684768750 >>684769114 >>684769398 >>684769574 >>684770650 >>684770846 >>684771016 >>684771730 >>684773810 >>684776753 >>684777152 >>684779208 >>684780030 >>684780617 >>>684780728 >>684782272 >>684783919 >>684784094>>684785650 >>684787717 >>684789116 >Opens with a triple windblade attack >Rolls around the boss arena and slams the ground ten times in a row before kneeling for two (2) seconds and doing it all over again >Knock him off the cliff >Phase 2 cutscene triggers >Ahhh, theest truly are Chosen. Mine apologies. I should not have held back my true power, it did thoust a disservicest... >EPIC BOMBASTIC CHORUS KICKS IN >I AM IRON GOLEM, AXE OF THE GREAT LORD GWYN. AND YOU. SHALL KNOW. THE HURRICANE! >Megaton nuclear wind bomb AOE attack FEEL MY WRROTH >Dies >Heheh... Lady Gwynevere, I failed thee, completely and utterly... >Foul Undead... You willst be destroyed... Caught in the clutch by almighty Ornstein... and hammered by Smough... >Drops: Remembrance of the Iron Golem: "There once was a boy who wanted to be big and strong. 'Wait a while,' said the wise goddess, 'First imbibe the metals of life, and become a godling fit to guard a fortress! He drank deeply of the sacred iron and waited, but the rust took him, and he despaired >Use to gain 8,000 Souls"

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In light recent events | /r/Greentext

< Rip ❤ + : >be me >4chan shutdown >no where to post greentext >mfw M ☑ | =T Τ T 17▾ 1/1
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Anon is the dumb dumb mister | /r/Greentext

98 KB JPG sure? Shoot." >Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago >Get startled by phone ringing >It's one of my players >Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" >Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" >OhGod HeKilled Someone.gif>Me: "Uh, >Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." >NaniTheFuck.mp3 >Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" >Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister! Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." >Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." >Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." >Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." >Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" >I've Never Been Happier ToBeCalledADumb Dumb.jpg >Me: "You ready for a story about... (DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)...the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" >Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) >I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. >Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. >I am the dumb dumb mister.
98 KB JPG sure? Shoot." >Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago >Get startled by phone ringing >It's one of my players >Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" >Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" >OhGod HeKilled Someone.gif>Me: "Uh, >Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." >NaniTheFuck.mp3 >Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" >Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister! Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." >Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." >Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." >Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." >Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" >I've Never Been Happier ToBeCalledADumb Dumb.jpg >Me: "You ready for a story about... (DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)...the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" >Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) >I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. >Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. >I am the dumb dumb mister.

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Anon doesn't find it very funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 21(Mon)18:02:0 No.15768 How do I cook this massive Wal Mart steak? 2.4 MB JPG Anonymous >>15768003 (OP) # 03/15/21(Mon)18:06:28 No.15768042 >massive - mass - Massachusetts >Wal Mart - Wal - Walled >Cook - crook- crooked >steak - stake- wood- woods I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose. >>15768066 # >>15768117 # >>15768172 # >>15768585 # @massive.horses >>15768978 # >>15769096 # >>15769102 # >>15769399 #
: Anonymous 21(Mon)18:02:0 No.15768 How do I cook this massive Wal Mart steak? 2.4 MB JPG Anonymous >>15768003 (OP) # 03/15/21(Mon)18:06:28 No.15768042 >massive - mass - Massachusetts >Wal Mart - Wal - Walled >Cook - crook- crooked >steak - stake- wood- woods I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose. >>15768066 # >>15768117 # >>15768172 # >>15768585 # @massive.horses >>15768978 # >>15769096 # >>15769102 # >>15769399 #

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anon casts a spell | /r/Greentext

File: Screen Shot 2017-12-12 at(...).png (459 KB, 1236x768) haha Anonymous 04/21/18 (Sat) 08:01:49 No.44836617 >Be me Haha, now that you are me, that must mean I am you, have fun with my s----- life toodaloooooo00
File: Screen Shot 2017-12-12 at(...).png (459 KB, 1236x768) haha Anonymous 04/21/18 (Sat) 08:01:49 No.44836617 >Be me Haha, now that you are me, that must mean I am you, have fun with my s----- life toodaloooooo00

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Anon on the world's greatest gamer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Billy Mitchell vs Karl Jobst 2 448 KB PNG Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)07:14:53 No.706950484 Billy Won. Thoughts? 04/01/25(Tue)07:15:21 No.706950543 >Ohhhh husbant... You lose all our money to Billy Mitchell and now we are homeless 55 KB JPG >>706950773 # >>706950792 # >>706951003 # >>706951315 # >>706951850 # >>706952353 # >>706952476 # >>706952703 # >>706953016 # >>706953407 # >>706953898 #
Anonymous Billy Mitchell vs Karl Jobst 2 448 KB PNG Anonymous 04/01/25(Tue)07:14:53 No.706950484 Billy Won. Thoughts? 04/01/25(Tue)07:15:21 No.706950543 >Ohhhh husbant... You lose all our money to Billy Mitchell and now we are homeless 55 KB JPG >>706950773 # >>706950792 # >>706951003 # >>706951315 # >>706951850 # >>706952353 # >>706952476 # >>706952703 # >>706953016 # >>706953407 # >>706953898 #

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Getting lucky | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)18:23:32 No.664830897 phase connect gabe.jpg 347 KB JPG >does nothing >competition just keeps shooting themselves in the foot What is this business strategy called?
Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)18:23:32 No.664830897 phase connect gabe.jpg 347 KB JPG >does nothing >competition just keeps shooting themselves in the foot What is this business strategy called?

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Will never forget this one | /r/Greentext

File: 10673shotgun_shells.jpg (82 KB, 700x466) Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:53:27 No.21721806 ►>>21721835 >>21721852 >>21721970 I f----- up /k/. I f----- up bad. /k/ Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:56:29 No.21721835 >>21721846 >>21721806 (OP) What did you f------ do Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:58:26 No.21721846 >>21721852 >>21721911 >>21721835 Long story short I tried going hunting with my "F--- your s---" rounds Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:02:50 No.21721884 ►>>21721899 Anon, tell us in detail what you did. What did you load shells with? Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:05:17 No.21721899 >>21721908 >>21721909 >>21721912 >>21721914 >>21721915 >>21721918 >>21721920 >>21721921 >>21721924 >>21721937 >>21721947 >>21721964 >>21721983 >>21721884 Basically I mixed 93 octane with rubbing alcohol and Styrofoam and loaded it into 12 Ga shells. My idea is that it would burn all the fur off of the squirrels, not set the f------ woods on fire Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:06:02 No.21721908 ► >>21721899 N----- YOU WHAT Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:06:03 No.21721909 ► >>21721899 You're a f------ retard. ☐ Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:07:33 No.21721918 ► >>21721899 N----- do you think life is a f------ cartoon m8 Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:08:58 No.21721930 ► >I tried hunting with napalm rounds WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:09:43 No.21721937 >>21721899 I'm f------ dying. A magical place
File: 10673shotgun_shells.jpg (82 KB, 700x466) Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:53:27 No.21721806 ►>>21721835 >>21721852 >>21721970 I f----- up /k/. I f----- up bad. /k/ Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:56:29 No.21721835 >>21721846 >>21721806 (OP) What did you f------ do Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:58:26 No.21721846 >>21721852 >>21721911 >>21721835 Long story short I tried going hunting with my "F--- your s---" rounds Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:02:50 No.21721884 ►>>21721899 Anon, tell us in detail what you did. What did you load shells with? Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:05:17 No.21721899 >>21721908 >>21721909 >>21721912 >>21721914 >>21721915 >>21721918 >>21721920 >>21721921 >>21721924 >>21721937 >>21721947 >>21721964 >>21721983 >>21721884 Basically I mixed 93 octane with rubbing alcohol and Styrofoam and loaded it into 12 Ga shells. My idea is that it would burn all the fur off of the squirrels, not set the f------ woods on fire Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:06:02 No.21721908 ► >>21721899 N----- YOU WHAT Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:06:03 No.21721909 ► >>21721899 You're a f------ retard. ☐ Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:07:33 No.21721918 ► >>21721899 N----- do you think life is a f------ cartoon m8 Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:08:58 No.21721930 ► >I tried hunting with napalm rounds WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:09:43 No.21721937 >>21721899 I'm f------ dying. A magical place

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Anon doesn’t have /b/ anymore. I wonder if he will turn his life around. Probably not. | /r/Greentex...

Anonymous 79 KB JPG >bald >poor 02/14/24(Wed)15:07:07 No.913939024 Valentine's day again... >be me >40 yo >alone yet again >kissless, touchless virgin, never even smelled a whiff of p---- >extremely fat >very unhealthy, feel like s--- 24/7 >bad teeth >bad hygiene >micropenis >brain absolutely fried from cooming and browsing /b/ all day for decades >can barely get hard anymore, all p--- has to be extreme >unemployed, never had a job >no education, couldn't even finish HS >no friends >live with embarrassed, disappointed, elderly parents >shamefully mooch off of their meager retirement >steal their money to buy weed >stay up every night getting high and playing vidya/watching anime, just like when I was a kid >sleep until noon like a worthless p------------ >cyberstalk all my old friends from school and watch enviously as they live normal, happy lives >siblings absolutely despise me, rightfully >wish so desperately that a female would even look at me like a person, and not a freakish monster >heart hurts for intimacy and yes, sex >daydream and obsess about junior high experiences and what I could have done differently to be cool > fantasize about the girls in my eighth grade class in 1998 >imagine scenarios where they think I'm cool and we have sex >alternately imagine brutally r----- them >know in my heart that they're all ugly, old, fat moms now >live in a miasma of self hatred, loneliness, and regret >too much of a f------ coward to become an hero is there any hope for me? don't answer, I already know.
Anonymous 79 KB JPG >bald >poor 02/14/24(Wed)15:07:07 No.913939024 Valentine's day again... >be me >40 yo >alone yet again >kissless, touchless virgin, never even smelled a whiff of p---- >extremely fat >very unhealthy, feel like s--- 24/7 >bad teeth >bad hygiene >micropenis >brain absolutely fried from cooming and browsing /b/ all day for decades >can barely get hard anymore, all p--- has to be extreme >unemployed, never had a job >no education, couldn't even finish HS >no friends >live with embarrassed, disappointed, elderly parents >shamefully mooch off of their meager retirement >steal their money to buy weed >stay up every night getting high and playing vidya/watching anime, just like when I was a kid >sleep until noon like a worthless p------------ >cyberstalk all my old friends from school and watch enviously as they live normal, happy lives >siblings absolutely despise me, rightfully >wish so desperately that a female would even look at me like a person, and not a freakish monster >heart hurts for intimacy and yes, sex >daydream and obsess about junior high experiences and what I could have done differently to be cool > fantasize about the girls in my eighth grade class in 1998 >imagine scenarios where they think I'm cool and we have sex >alternately imagine brutally r----- them >know in my heart that they're all ugly, old, fat moms now >live in a miasma of self hatred, loneliness, and regret >too much of a f------ coward to become an hero is there any hope for me? don't answer, I already know.

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Anon takes a nap | /r/Greentext

>>16253606 I only get those when I'm extremely exhausted, funny story actually: >at sister's house >i fall asleep sitting up on a couch >gf is sleeping with her head on my shoulder >have a dream I'm in the Vietnam war >in my dream there's a half naked Vietnamese guy in an African style tribal get-up >throws a spear at my face >simultaneously in the dream and in real life i whip my hand up to block the spear >end up popping my girl in the face >she gets scared and starts asking "ANON WHAT'S WRONG WHAT HAPPENED?" >according to her i faced her, and with my eyes still closed said, "The f----- Charlies recruited spear chuckers" >and then fell back to sleep I gave her a bloody nose.
>>16253606 I only get those when I'm extremely exhausted, funny story actually: >at sister's house >i fall asleep sitting up on a couch >gf is sleeping with her head on my shoulder >have a dream I'm in the Vietnam war >in my dream there's a half naked Vietnamese guy in an African style tribal get-up >throws a spear at my face >simultaneously in the dream and in real life i whip my hand up to block the spear >end up popping my girl in the face >she gets scared and starts asking "ANON WHAT'S WRONG WHAT HAPPENED?" >according to her i faced her, and with my eyes still closed said, "The f----- Charlies recruited spear chuckers" >and then fell back to sleep I gave her a bloody nose.

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Sad old green text | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)08:02:36 No.921024208 sad-apu-with-eyes-closed-v0-n68pruyl99eb1.png 365 KB PNG >When I was 14 I played spin the bottle at a party >When I sat down, all the girls said "If it lands on you, we only have to hug you" >The girl I had a crush on spun the bottle and it landed on me >She looked up and said "I don't want to play anymore" >All the other girls stopped playing too and the guys got mad at me for ruining the game >I ended up crying in the bathroom and called my mom to pick me up >When she arrived I tried to sneak out but on my way out I saw them playing spin the bottle again. Sooo which events completely destroyed your self esteem anons?
: Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)08:02:36 No.921024208 sad-apu-with-eyes-closed-v0-n68pruyl99eb1.png 365 KB PNG >When I was 14 I played spin the bottle at a party >When I sat down, all the girls said "If it lands on you, we only have to hug you" >The girl I had a crush on spun the bottle and it landed on me >She looked up and said "I don't want to play anymore" >All the other girls stopped playing too and the guys got mad at me for ruining the game >I ended up crying in the bathroom and called my mom to pick me up >When she arrived I tried to sneak out but on my way out I saw them playing spin the bottle again. Sooo which events completely destroyed your self esteem anons?

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