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Anonymous Tomboy daughter dilemma 37 KB JPG 04/27/25(Sun)15:08:42 No.32988308 > be me >36, single dad >daughter is 8, tomboy pretty much stereotypically tomboyish >short-haired, sporty, energetic, likes hiking, fishing, video games >wants to learn skateboarding when she gets older >it's okay, she's a kid, but I'm worrying about when she becomes a teenager >she doesn't hate girls, but doesn't hang out with them much either >don't want to force her, but kinda worried she'll regret it later >like she'll grow up and feel out of place around other women >start thinking about introducing her to girly stuff. >She likes cooking with me, but i see that more like a life skill, so maybe something like dresses or makeup. >but I'm a man, so I might screw it up >how do you teach a girl to be more feminine without pushing it? how do you raise her "like a girl"? >or do you just let it go and let her figure it out herself? >don't want to be "that one dad" who treats his daughter like a son, but also don't want to be a controlling a------ She's a really sweet girl, she adores me and likes spending time with me and because of that, I want the best for her. i I don't want to unconsciously f--- something up not a naive hippie, I know boys and girls need to be raised differently so they don't end up confused when it comes to fitting into society so i want to be prepared before she grows up anyone dealt with this? : Anonymous 04/27/25(Sun)15:15:56 No.32988316 >>32988308 (OP) # > Asking for advice on raising a girl, on a forum that revolves around incels with no life experience, who make hating females their whole personality. >>32988332 # >>32988336 #
Anonymous Tomboy daughter dilemma 37 KB JPG 04/27/25(Sun)15:08:42 No.32988308 > be me >36, single dad >daughter is 8, tomboy pretty much stereotypically tomboyish >short-haired, sporty, energetic, likes hiking, fishing, video games >wants to learn skateboarding when she gets older >it's okay, she's a kid, but I'm worrying about when she becomes a teenager >she doesn't hate girls, but doesn't hang out with them much either >don't want to force her, but kinda worried she'll regret it later >like she'll grow up and feel out of place around other women >start thinking about introducing her to girly stuff. >She likes cooking with me, but i see that more like a life skill, so maybe something like dresses or makeup. >but I'm a man, so I might screw it up >how do you teach a girl to be more feminine without pushing it? how do you raise her "like a girl"? >or do you just let it go and let her figure it out herself? >don't want to be "that one dad" who treats his daughter like a son, but also don't want to be a controlling a------ She's a really sweet girl, she adores me and likes spending time with me and because of that, I want the best for her. i I don't want to unconsciously f--- something up not a naive hippie, I know boys and girls need to be raised differently so they don't end up confused when it comes to fitting into society so i want to be prepared before she grows up anyone dealt with this? : Anonymous 04/27/25(Sun)15:15:56 No.32988316 >>32988308 (OP) # > Asking for advice on raising a girl, on a forum that revolves around incels with no life experience, who make hating females their whole personality. >>32988332 # >>32988336 #

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⠀ Anonymous (ID: 7y0ltulr) 04/27/25(Sun)17:06:46 No.503370890 Reddit is hilarious, you'll post something like >Reddit's concept is that good ideas rise to the top, but in reality the upvoting system just means that ideas which make the majority feel good rise up. Over time, contrary opinions get punished and users excluded as mods rise up who side with the consensus and abuse their power. This means Reddit can only ever be heavily biased in one way. and instead of arguing people will just downvote you without seeing how it just proves you right. The whole concept of >i don't like what this post says so MEHHH downvote har harrrr and them feeling a little victory for getting to press the down button just makes me feel really sick for some reason
⠀ Anonymous (ID: 7y0ltulr) 04/27/25(Sun)17:06:46 No.503370890 Reddit is hilarious, you'll post something like >Reddit's concept is that good ideas rise to the top, but in reality the upvoting system just means that ideas which make the majority feel good rise up. Over time, contrary opinions get punished and users excluded as mods rise up who side with the consensus and abuse their power. This means Reddit can only ever be heavily biased in one way. and instead of arguing people will just downvote you without seeing how it just proves you right. The whole concept of >i don't like what this post says so MEHHH downvote har harrrr and them feeling a little victory for getting to press the down button just makes me feel really sick for some reason

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Anonymous 04/25/25(Fri)17:40:02 No.210173079 22 KB JPG >CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT YOURSELF BACK ONLINE >WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN??
Anonymous 04/25/25(Fri)17:40:02 No.210173079 22 KB JPG >CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT YOURSELF BACK ONLINE >WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN??

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Anon gets thwarted | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)21:37:29 No.642545731 >"just pirate games, it's free!" >look it up >you need to pay for a vpn subscription to torrent 745 KB JPG Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)21:40:08 No.642545991 >"just loan games from friend, it's free!" >look it up >you need to have friends 20 KB JPG >>642546249 # >>642546542 #
Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)21:37:29 No.642545731 >"just pirate games, it's free!" >look it up >you need to pay for a vpn subscription to torrent 745 KB JPG Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)21:40:08 No.642545991 >"just loan games from friend, it's free!" >look it up >you need to have friends 20 KB JPG >>642546249 # >>642546542 #

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Anon Likes Ubisoft | /r/Greentext

File: capsule_616x353 (4).jpg (100 KB, 616x353) ASSASSIN'S CREED SHADOWS Anonymous 03/29/25(Sat) 13:28:07 No.706636853 >>706636997 >>706637916 >>706638052 >>706638117 >>706638260 >>706638306 >>706640471 >>706640948 >>706642658 >>706644168 >>706644712 >>706644997 >>706645716 >>706646856 >>706649157 >>706649487 Ubisisters? Where are all the threads? The games was successful, right? R...right? ☐ Anonymous 03/29/25(Sat) 13:30:41 No.706636997 >>706636853 (OP). >Ubisoft sama, we failed to surpass Veilguard kun. >We have dishonor our famiry. We must commit seppuku. ☐ Anonymous 03/29/25(Sat) 13:48:56 No.706638171 >>706640673 File: 1473040827414.jpg (88 KB, 599x515) >Recorded the lowest launch week sales in the history of the franchise in Japan, surpassing only Bloodlines, a PSP game. >Failed to maintain the top spot among global best-selling Steam games throughout its release weekend. >Did not remain in the top five best-selling global Steam games for its release week. >At its current growth rate, it will not surpass 4 million players in its first month, falling short of Ubisoft's 6 million target. >If growth slows further, it will barely reach Odyssey's 3.5 million first-month players. >The recent Tencent deal suggests Ubisoft had little to no confidence in the game way beforehand. >Journalists are engaging in extensive damage control. >Despite the game's "success", Ubisoft's stock price has yet to rise. Anonymous 03/29/25(Sat) 13:57:41 No.706638741 File: file.png (1.91 MB, 1547x1216) Ubisoft uses Babel Media to help their online image. site statistics are constantly monitored. Online marketing can take a variety of forms, depending on the type of product being promoted. As multilingual experts, we employ a team of native 'guerrillas' to infiltrate forums and message boards in selected territories. Specific site administrator can also be contacted to run competitions in return for exclusive and inside information on a product. We so en (Babel's staff) money ran out ☐ Anonymous 03/29/25(Sat) 13:58:51 No.706638809 >>706642224 no one here plays games
File: capsule_616x353 (4).jpg (100 KB, 616x353) ASSASSIN'S CREED SHADOWS Anonymous 03/29/25(Sat) 13:28:07 No.706636853 >>706636997 >>706637916 >>706638052 >>706638117 >>706638260 >>706638306 >>706640471 >>706640948 >>706642658 >>706644168 >>706644712 >>706644997 >>706645716 >>706646856 >>706649157 >>706649487 Ubisisters? Where are all the threads? The games was successful, right? R...right? ☐ Anonymous 03/29/25(Sat) 13:30:41 No.706636997 >>706636853 (OP). >Ubisoft sama, we failed to surpass Veilguard kun. >We have dishonor our famiry. We must commit seppuku. ☐ Anonymous 03/29/25(Sat) 13:48:56 No.706638171 >>706640673 File: 1473040827414.jpg (88 KB, 599x515) >Recorded the lowest launch week sales in the history of the franchise in Japan, surpassing only Bloodlines, a PSP game. >Failed to maintain the top spot among global best-selling Steam games throughout its release weekend. >Did not remain in the top five best-selling global Steam games for its release week. >At its current growth rate, it will not surpass 4 million players in its first month, falling short of Ubisoft's 6 million target. >If growth slows further, it will barely reach Odyssey's 3.5 million first-month players. >The recent Tencent deal suggests Ubisoft had little to no confidence in the game way beforehand. >Journalists are engaging in extensive damage control. >Despite the game's "success", Ubisoft's stock price has yet to rise. Anonymous 03/29/25(Sat) 13:57:41 No.706638741 File: file.png (1.91 MB, 1547x1216) Ubisoft uses Babel Media to help their online image. site statistics are constantly monitored. Online marketing can take a variety of forms, depending on the type of product being promoted. As multilingual experts, we employ a team of native 'guerrillas' to infiltrate forums and message boards in selected territories. Specific site administrator can also be contacted to run competitions in return for exclusive and inside information on a product. We so en (Babel's staff) money ran out ☐ Anonymous 03/29/25(Sat) 13:58:51 No.706638809 >>706642224 no one here plays games

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anon deals with the tism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.6 MB JPG there 04/26/25(Sat)20:18:27 No.933903639 >be me >in dorm >autistic jew starts sperging out, slaps his balls and chest like a monkey >makes monkey sounds >sperg episode won't stop >autist keeps watching the same thing on loop causing his sperg episode >tell him to stop because our stuff is >he keeps doing it, damaging our stuff further >can't do s--- because jew and tism makes him untouchable to rules for f---- sake Israel needs to control their lab rats, I am f------ done with these retards controlling every part of the government and my life. I wish this sperg was aborted, if I ever have autists I'm aborting it.
Anonymous 1.6 MB JPG there 04/26/25(Sat)20:18:27 No.933903639 >be me >in dorm >autistic jew starts sperging out, slaps his balls and chest like a monkey >makes monkey sounds >sperg episode won't stop >autist keeps watching the same thing on loop causing his sperg episode >tell him to stop because our stuff is >he keeps doing it, damaging our stuff further >can't do s--- because jew and tism makes him untouchable to rules for f---- sake Israel needs to control their lab rats, I am f------ done with these retards controlling every part of the government and my life. I wish this sperg was aborted, if I ever have autists I'm aborting it.

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AI generation and dreams | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 190 KB PNG 04/26/25(Sat)13:37:31 No.40218044 The fact that Al image and video generation is pretty much exactly the same as how human dreaming works can't be a coincidence >Al image generation >creates believable recreations of reality but struggles with finer details like human fingers and text >dreaming >a common "reality check" used by lucid dreamers is to look at a clock face or any text you can find. If the clock face is malformed or the text is distorted, you're dreaming >Al video generation >sticks to a "storyline" for a small amount of time, but then "naturally" flows into other seemingly random "storylines" >"ice skating clown turns into a rocketship and flies to mars" >dreaming >effectively the same though typically not as bizarre or unusual as Al-generated video >"I was at my mom's house, then suddenly I was outside, then the dream 'turned bad' and I was being chased by a killer clown" I'm struggling to put together the implications, if any, of this objective FACT
Anonymous 190 KB PNG 04/26/25(Sat)13:37:31 No.40218044 The fact that Al image and video generation is pretty much exactly the same as how human dreaming works can't be a coincidence >Al image generation >creates believable recreations of reality but struggles with finer details like human fingers and text >dreaming >a common "reality check" used by lucid dreamers is to look at a clock face or any text you can find. If the clock face is malformed or the text is distorted, you're dreaming >Al video generation >sticks to a "storyline" for a small amount of time, but then "naturally" flows into other seemingly random "storylines" >"ice skating clown turns into a rocketship and flies to mars" >dreaming >effectively the same though typically not as bizarre or unusual as Al-generated video >"I was at my mom's house, then suddenly I was outside, then the dream 'turned bad' and I was being chased by a killer clown" I'm struggling to put together the implications, if any, of this objective FACT

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Can't Park There m8 | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: D45HY2JQ) Ⓒ Settings Mobile Home 04/26/25(Sat) 17:46:34 No.503348089 92 KB JPG Does anyone else see a problem here? Anonymous (ID: Yy5GW1Vo)! >>503348089 (OP) 04/26/25(Sat) 17:54:40 No.503348476 yeah, thats not where you park airplanes, they need to go to the airport
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: D45HY2JQ) Ⓒ Settings Mobile Home 04/26/25(Sat) 17:46:34 No.503348089 92 KB JPG Does anyone else see a problem here? Anonymous (ID: Yy5GW1Vo)! >>503348089 (OP) 04/26/25(Sat) 17:54:40 No.503348476 yeah, thats not where you park airplanes, they need to go to the airport

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The end of heartache | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 27 KB JPG >mention it to her 04/27/25(Sun)02:22:52 No.80996464 >see cute girl >DM her >she actually responds >chat for a bit >she's actually pretty funny and has an interesting personality >go for a walk >get s--- on by a bird >end of conversation aaaaa How do I always fumble this badly
: Anonymous 27 KB JPG >mention it to her 04/27/25(Sun)02:22:52 No.80996464 >see cute girl >DM her >she actually responds >chat for a bit >she's actually pretty funny and has an interesting personality >go for a walk >get s--- on by a bird >end of conversation aaaaa How do I always fumble this badly

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Shitty Jobz | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 152 KB PNG 04/26/25(Sat)18:05:01 No.80995962 >Be me, unemployed >Looking for a new job >Find an opening at the local zoo >Get to interview >They tell me my job is to dress up as a chimp and pretend to be a chimp in the chimp enclosure, as they don't have any chimps at the moment. >"No thanks, I don't want to do suck humiliating work" >They offer me $400 a day >"Ok I'll take the job" >But there is a catch, the moment I break character, I get fired. >Seems simple enough >Swing around on the bars >Eat banana >Throw s--- at the glass >FFW to swinging >Swing way too f------ hard >So hard that the bar snaps and I fly over the wall into the Lion enclosure >OhShit.jpeg >Literally s------- my chimp suit >Start screaming for help >Running around >Life flashed before my eyes as the lion backs me into the corner >He says "Shut the f--- up or we'll both get fired"
Anonymous 152 KB PNG 04/26/25(Sat)18:05:01 No.80995962 >Be me, unemployed >Looking for a new job >Find an opening at the local zoo >Get to interview >They tell me my job is to dress up as a chimp and pretend to be a chimp in the chimp enclosure, as they don't have any chimps at the moment. >"No thanks, I don't want to do suck humiliating work" >They offer me $400 a day >"Ok I'll take the job" >But there is a catch, the moment I break character, I get fired. >Seems simple enough >Swing around on the bars >Eat banana >Throw s--- at the glass >FFW to swinging >Swing way too f------ hard >So hard that the bar snaps and I fly over the wall into the Lion enclosure >OhShit.jpeg >Literally s------- my chimp suit >Start screaming for help >Running around >Life flashed before my eyes as the lion backs me into the corner >He says "Shut the f--- up or we'll both get fired"

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Anon saves the day | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 79 KB GIF 09/21/22(Wed)08:30:46 No.885999530 >Be me > 6,2 male. >lift heavy s--- all day, makes me strong. >be helping my coworker >5,5 sissy >he's weak and kinda useless but he's not another worthless crackhead who pulls a knife when you tell then to do anything like the last guy. >a few months on the job and he'll be strong too. >one day he falls over while carrying a heavy tray. >by reflex I catch him before he goes face- down on the floor >notice he's got a boner when I get him steady on his feet.
Anonymous 79 KB GIF 09/21/22(Wed)08:30:46 No.885999530 >Be me > 6,2 male. >lift heavy s--- all day, makes me strong. >be helping my coworker >5,5 sissy >he's weak and kinda useless but he's not another worthless crackhead who pulls a knife when you tell then to do anything like the last guy. >a few months on the job and he'll be strong too. >one day he falls over while carrying a heavy tray. >by reflex I catch him before he goes face- down on the floor >notice he's got a boner when I get him steady on his feet.

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П File: Screenshot 2025-04-26 015557.png (246 KB, 381x357) ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat)01:57:22 No.933879280 [Reply] ► > hear that annoying rascal flats song > where tf is it coming from > its getting louder, cant think straight > wake up in cold sweat > it was just a bad dream, thank f------ god > drive away
П File: Screenshot 2025-04-26 015557.png (246 KB, 381x357) ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat)01:57:22 No.933879280 [Reply] ► > hear that annoying rascal flats song > where tf is it coming from > its getting louder, cant think straight > wake up in cold sweat > it was just a bad dream, thank f------ god > drive away

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It's Billy Mitchell's world, and we're just living in it | /r/Greentext

File: 1727519110888787.png (120 KB, 318x325) ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat)09:43:21 No.708314452 >>708314930 >>708315015 >>708315219 >>708315412 >>708315486 >>708315914 >>708315925 >>708316123 >>708317264 >>708317413 >>708318853 >>708319479 >>708319925 >>708320592 >>708322190 >>708322339 >>708322879 >>708325974 >>708326025 >>708328639 >>708329486 ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat)09:51:22 No.708314930 ►>>708315219 >>708315294 >>708322690 >>708328639 File: 1744585069185845.png (104 KB, 364x308) ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat) 10:01:12 No.708315557 >>708317725 >>708322820 >>708315146 >guy who cheated at video game record sues guy who "exposes" cheaters >tells everyone he's getting sued for calling him a cheater and asks for donations for legal funds >actually he's getting sued for lying that the cheater made someone commit suicide over a previous lawsuit >lawyers tell guy who's getting sued he won't win >he fires them and asks chatGPT for legal advice >tells everyone there's no way he'll lose the case >goes to court and loses >his audience is now raking him over the coals for lying about the basis of the lawsuit >the rest of the internet is now laughing at him for being overly cocky and exposing his past as a pickup artist grifter ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat) 10:07:36 No.708315914 >>708314452 (OP) Cant wait for Jobber to appeal and lose again. ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat) 10:10:54 No.708316123 File: 1743510953383901.png (1.39 MB, 720x1063) We Lost. Karl Jobst 47K views - 17 minutes ago 16:04 >>708314452 (OP) >His name is Jobst >He jobs Bravo kojimbo ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat)09:55:12 No. 708315146 ►>>708315216 >>708315557 >>708315707 >>708317725 >>708331734 quick rundown? >>708314452 (OP). alpha male
File: 1727519110888787.png (120 KB, 318x325) ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat)09:43:21 No.708314452 >>708314930 >>708315015 >>708315219 >>708315412 >>708315486 >>708315914 >>708315925 >>708316123 >>708317264 >>708317413 >>708318853 >>708319479 >>708319925 >>708320592 >>708322190 >>708322339 >>708322879 >>708325974 >>708326025 >>708328639 >>708329486 ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat)09:51:22 No.708314930 ►>>708315219 >>708315294 >>708322690 >>708328639 File: 1744585069185845.png (104 KB, 364x308) ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat) 10:01:12 No.708315557 >>708317725 >>708322820 >>708315146 >guy who cheated at video game record sues guy who "exposes" cheaters >tells everyone he's getting sued for calling him a cheater and asks for donations for legal funds >actually he's getting sued for lying that the cheater made someone commit suicide over a previous lawsuit >lawyers tell guy who's getting sued he won't win >he fires them and asks chatGPT for legal advice >tells everyone there's no way he'll lose the case >goes to court and loses >his audience is now raking him over the coals for lying about the basis of the lawsuit >the rest of the internet is now laughing at him for being overly cocky and exposing his past as a pickup artist grifter ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat) 10:07:36 No.708315914 >>708314452 (OP) Cant wait for Jobber to appeal and lose again. ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat) 10:10:54 No.708316123 File: 1743510953383901.png (1.39 MB, 720x1063) We Lost. Karl Jobst 47K views - 17 minutes ago 16:04 >>708314452 (OP) >His name is Jobst >He jobs Bravo kojimbo ☐ Anonymous 04/26/25(Sat)09:55:12 No. 708315146 ►>>708315216 >>708315557 >>708315707 >>708317725 >>708331734 quick rundown? >>708314452 (OP). alpha male

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Anonymous Why I hate the term gooning GOON 04/26/25(Sat)12:10:24 No.933889680 When I was a little boy, Way before the TikTokers invaded, I was introduced to a little thing called "gooning" and the r/GoonCaves subreddit. Now, When I first heard about it, I wasn't feeling too good about myself, But watching all of the losers just fap all day to hundreds of freaky p--- scenes made me feel a little better about myself because even if was at a low place in my life, I could look at those people and think "man I am glad to not to be them." At the time, No one heard of gooning. It was literally a niche so I decided that this was my little secret. And for a while I watched these guys go at it in fascination. 12 KB JPG Then fast forward like last year or so, And do you know what f------ happened? those Tik Tok vermin found that little secret and RAN IT INTO THE F------ GROUND!! ALL OF THE SUDDEN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WERE LIKE "gooning this, gooning that" And "Gooning" lost ALL OF IT'S F------ MEANING. What was once a term used to describe the worst of p--- addicts has been ruined down to a word used for anything. And do you know the worst bit? r/GoonCaves got banned because those clout-chasing vermins could NOT keep their mouth shut. THEY TOOK AWAY WHAT WAS MINE! I DISCOVERED IT! NOT YOU AND YOU HAD TO F------ COLONIZE AND DESTROY WHAT WAS ONCE A HIDDEN GEM OF THE INTERNET?!?!!! I will never forgive Tik Tok for taking away what was once mine and mine alone. A niche act that I would observe every once in a while to escape my problems, But of course I can't have nice things. If I could find those subhumans who decided to reveal gooning to everyone, I would do horrible things to them.
Anonymous Why I hate the term gooning GOON 04/26/25(Sat)12:10:24 No.933889680 When I was a little boy, Way before the TikTokers invaded, I was introduced to a little thing called "gooning" and the r/GoonCaves subreddit. Now, When I first heard about it, I wasn't feeling too good about myself, But watching all of the losers just fap all day to hundreds of freaky p--- scenes made me feel a little better about myself because even if was at a low place in my life, I could look at those people and think "man I am glad to not to be them." At the time, No one heard of gooning. It was literally a niche so I decided that this was my little secret. And for a while I watched these guys go at it in fascination. 12 KB JPG Then fast forward like last year or so, And do you know what f------ happened? those Tik Tok vermin found that little secret and RAN IT INTO THE F------ GROUND!! ALL OF THE SUDDEN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WERE LIKE "gooning this, gooning that" And "Gooning" lost ALL OF IT'S F------ MEANING. What was once a term used to describe the worst of p--- addicts has been ruined down to a word used for anything. And do you know the worst bit? r/GoonCaves got banned because those clout-chasing vermins could NOT keep their mouth shut. THEY TOOK AWAY WHAT WAS MINE! I DISCOVERED IT! NOT YOU AND YOU HAD TO F------ COLONIZE AND DESTROY WHAT WAS ONCE A HIDDEN GEM OF THE INTERNET?!?!!! I will never forgive Tik Tok for taking away what was once mine and mine alone. A niche act that I would observe every once in a while to escape my problems, But of course I can't have nice things. If I could find those subhumans who decided to reveal gooning to everyone, I would do horrible things to them.

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Chud 3 hours ago Nº40786 [Quote] [Voice Chat] >>40792 > language course teacher goes on a side talk about self- improooooving >The epileptic manlet with a limpy paralyzed hand stops her and start rambling about self-improoooving and some "3 laws of life raisin" so she calls him on stage to talk about it >He goes on a long rant about it, people pretend to listen, it's MSM tier raisin about self development >Most of the things he says are absolute cope, starts talking about having no friends, later mentions having "3% autism" (Imao) which apparently prevents him from finishing books, "i hate sadness i hate sad people when someone is in a bad mood i run away" amongst other weird raisin >Everyone claps >He sits back with a huge grin and start turning every 8 seconds to the girls behind him (one of them initiated the clapping and was going "aww" during the whole thing) >They first talk to him two or three times >He keeps doing it but gets ignored for the rest of the course >Gets an epileptic seizure later on the second course and is carried away foaming from the mouth What a weird display i witnessed today
Chud 3 hours ago Nº40786 [Quote] [Voice Chat] >>40792 > language course teacher goes on a side talk about self- improooooving >The epileptic manlet with a limpy paralyzed hand stops her and start rambling about self-improoooving and some "3 laws of life raisin" so she calls him on stage to talk about it >He goes on a long rant about it, people pretend to listen, it's MSM tier raisin about self development >Most of the things he says are absolute cope, starts talking about having no friends, later mentions having "3% autism" (Imao) which apparently prevents him from finishing books, "i hate sadness i hate sad people when someone is in a bad mood i run away" amongst other weird raisin >Everyone claps >He sits back with a huge grin and start turning every 8 seconds to the girls behind him (one of them initiated the clapping and was going "aww" during the whole thing) >They first talk to him two or three times >He keeps doing it but gets ignored for the rest of the course >Gets an epileptic seizure later on the second course and is carried away foaming from the mouth What a weird display i witnessed today

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Anonymous 48 KB JPG >life is good 04/26/25(Sat) 10:55:28 No.933887820 >board goes down >almost immediately get a date >the next day I get hired for a salarychad position >win $300 on a scratch-off getting gas on way home from day 1 training on Thursday >spent last two nights playing oblivion remaster I got basically for free, texting this bitch and drinking PBR without a care in the world can the soyjak chuds take this place down again I think it's an omen
Anonymous 48 KB JPG >life is good 04/26/25(Sat) 10:55:28 No.933887820 >board goes down >almost immediately get a date >the next day I get hired for a salarychad position >win $300 on a scratch-off getting gas on way home from day 1 training on Thursday >spent last two nights playing oblivion remaster I got basically for free, texting this bitch and drinking PBR without a care in the world can the soyjak chuds take this place down again I think it's an omen

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