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Anonymous 04/05/25(Sat)12:40:36 No.707449345 ESPIO METAL GEAR SOLI 1743869532419027m.jpg This movie will bomb. 97 KB JPG >omg terrorists have taken over the metal gear! >what's a metal gear? it's a bipedal nuclear walking tank that roars like a dinosaur >why did the US build it instead of using a submarine? why does it roar? why don't the terrorists just capture a submarine with nuclear warheads? don't know!
Anonymous 04/05/25(Sat)12:40:36 No.707449345 ESPIO METAL GEAR SOLI 1743869532419027m.jpg This movie will bomb. 97 KB JPG >omg terrorists have taken over the metal gear! >what's a metal gear? it's a bipedal nuclear walking tank that roars like a dinosaur >why did the US build it instead of using a submarine? why does it roar? why don't the terrorists just capture a submarine with nuclear warheads? don't know!
Anonymous 04/05/25(Sat)12:40:36 No.707449345 ESPIO METAL GEAR SOLI 1743869532419027m.jpg This movie will bomb. 97 KB JPG >omg terrorists have taken over the metal gear! >what's a metal gear? it's a bipedal nuclear walking tank that roars like a dinosaur >why did the US build it instead of using a submarine? why does it roar? why don't the terrorists just capture a submarine with nuclear warheads? don't know!

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Anon plays Blue Archive | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Am i retarded? 76 KB PNG >Microphone still on. 04/28/25(Mon)08:07:45 No.933956091 >Group call with team to organize next week's oral exams. >The discussion going well. >At one point, the other group members are chatting among themselves. >I grab my phone and start tapping password to unlock it. >phone start on Blue Archive game >"BlueArchiveVoice.mp3" >Me panicking and turning the volume down. >No one noticed.
Anonymous Am i retarded? 76 KB PNG >Microphone still on. 04/28/25(Mon)08:07:45 No.933956091 >Group call with team to organize next week's oral exams. >The discussion going well. >At one point, the other group members are chatting among themselves. >I grab my phone and start tapping password to unlock it. >phone start on Blue Archive game >"BlueArchiveVoice.mp3" >Me panicking and turning the volume down. >No one noticed.
Anonymous Am i retarded? 76 KB PNG >Microphone still on. 04/28/25(Mon)08:07:45 No.933956091 >Group call with team to organize next week's oral exams. >The discussion going well. >At one point, the other group members are chatting among themselves. >I grab my phone and start tapping password to unlock it. >phone start on Blue Archive game >"BlueArchiveVoice.mp3" >Me panicking and turning the volume down. >No one noticed.

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Anon is Turkish | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ✓ Anonymous (ID: XyCENLYZ) C ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/25(Mon)12:46:13 No.503456244 ORCS HUMANS 111 KB PNG This image speaks a thousand words. Anonymous (ID: CvWrtOT7) 04/28/25(Mon)12:47:42 No.503456310 >>503456244 (OP) >flag >map Lol Anonymous (ID: 7xsxMSxg) 04/28/25(Mon)12:48:20 No.503456337 287 KB GIF >>503456244 (OP) >>503456310
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ✓ Anonymous (ID: XyCENLYZ) C ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/25(Mon)12:46:13 No.503456244 ORCS HUMANS 111 KB PNG This image speaks a thousand words. Anonymous (ID: CvWrtOT7) 04/28/25(Mon)12:47:42 No.503456310 >>503456244 (OP) >flag >map Lol Anonymous (ID: 7xsxMSxg) 04/28/25(Mon)12:48:20 No.503456337 287 KB GIF >>503456244 (OP) >>503456310
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ✓ Anonymous (ID: XyCENLYZ) C ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/25(Mon)12:46:13 No.503456244 ORCS HUMANS 111 KB PNG This image speaks a thousand words. Anonymous (ID: CvWrtOT7) 04/28/25(Mon)12:47:42 No.503456310 >>503456244 (OP) >flag >map Lol Anonymous (ID: 7xsxMSxg) 04/28/25(Mon)12:48:20 No.503456337 287 KB GIF >>503456244 (OP) >>503456310

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Anon is masculine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 06/03/24(Mon)21:53:53 No.919350173 >be me >Partake in study on pain tolerance that's meant to determine if men or women tolerate pain better >They send an electric current through my finger and I have to report from a scale of 1 to 10 >"0" >They turn up the voltage >"0" >They turn it up again >"0" >They get flustered and tell me they can tell I'm in pain by my pulse body temp and blood pressure readings >"0"
Anonymous 70 KB JPG 06/03/24(Mon)21:53:53 No.919350173 >be me >Partake in study on pain tolerance that's meant to determine if men or women tolerate pain better >They send an electric current through my finger and I have to report from a scale of 1 to 10 >"0" >They turn up the voltage >"0" >They turn it up again >"0" >They get flustered and tell me they can tell I'm in pain by my pulse body temp and blood pressure readings >"0"
Anonymous 70 KB JPG 06/03/24(Mon)21:53:53 No.919350173 >be me >Partake in study on pain tolerance that's meant to determine if men or women tolerate pain better >They send an electric current through my finger and I have to report from a scale of 1 to 10 >"0" >They turn up the voltage >"0" >They turn it up again >"0" >They get flustered and tell me they can tell I'm in pain by my pulse body temp and blood pressure readings >"0"

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Anon is a unique individual | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/25(Fri) 22:09:50 No.2778009 there 114 KB JPG >forced to fly to Kansas for family funeral >weather forces us to divert and overnight in Days Moin >airline pays for fancy motel >hottub in parking lot >random weirdo already in >says he recognizes me from the plane >starts talking me about drywall >I just ignore him >he keeps talking >I casually look away and stay silent >eventually he gives up >after a while I leave >spend rest of night in room gooning to m----- p--- Aaahhhhh, the impredictability of life
: Anonymous 04/25/25(Fri) 22:09:50 No.2778009 there 114 KB JPG >forced to fly to Kansas for family funeral >weather forces us to divert and overnight in Days Moin >airline pays for fancy motel >hottub in parking lot >random weirdo already in >says he recognizes me from the plane >starts talking me about drywall >I just ignore him >he keeps talking >I casually look away and stay silent >eventually he gives up >after a while I leave >spend rest of night in room gooning to m----- p--- Aaahhhhh, the impredictability of life
: Anonymous 04/25/25(Fri) 22:09:50 No.2778009 there 114 KB JPG >forced to fly to Kansas for family funeral >weather forces us to divert and overnight in Days Moin >airline pays for fancy motel >hottub in parking lot >random weirdo already in >says he recognizes me from the plane >starts talking me about drywall >I just ignore him >he keeps talking >I casually look away and stay silent >eventually he gives up >after a while I leave >spend rest of night in room gooning to m----- p--- Aaahhhhh, the impredictability of life

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4Chan motivation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >19 12/30/21(Thu)10:10:54 No.66776022 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex >cant drive 77 KB JPG >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself 7 Replies Anonymous >>66776022 (OP) # View Thread 12/30/21(Thu)10:19:25 No.66776104 You're 19 your life has just begun and youre already giving up. Have you tried not being a pathetic bitch? If not I hear it helps.
Anonymous >19 12/30/21(Thu)10:10:54 No.66776022 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex >cant drive 77 KB JPG >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself 7 Replies Anonymous >>66776022 (OP) # View Thread 12/30/21(Thu)10:19:25 No.66776104 You're 19 your life has just begun and youre already giving up. Have you tried not being a pathetic bitch? If not I hear it helps.
Anonymous >19 12/30/21(Thu)10:10:54 No.66776022 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex >cant drive 77 KB JPG >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself 7 Replies Anonymous >>66776022 (OP) # View Thread 12/30/21(Thu)10:19:25 No.66776104 You're 19 your life has just begun and youre already giving up. Have you tried not being a pathetic bitch? If not I hear it helps.

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Such a nice bucket | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 86 KB JPG 04/25/25(Fri)23:20:05 No.933865598 Check out my bucket. (USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
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A cup of coffee for your head | /r/Greentext

-90) How nestle killed my parents. Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:35:02 No.81002668 >>81002727 >my father used to make great coffee. >every saturday morning, I would be woken up by the synchronized marching of our espresso machine's gears, and the gentle tickle from the rich and creamy coffee fragrance >And I will always be eager to drink the newest cup of fragrant goodness. >it changes every few weeks. Sometimes it would be house blends from coffee shops dad visited, sometimes it would be gifts of exotic coffee beans from father's business partners >and sometimes, when dad is feeling particularly happy, he would buy his own combination of beans, and he will make his own blend with me together, teaching me everything about coffee, from the fineness of the powders, the various degrees of roasts one could achieve, to the perfect balance for extraction and the formula for creating the prettiest latte art. >for me, coffee wasn't simply coffee. Coffee was....life. Coffee was what keeps me going in hard times, Coffee was the cure of all my fatigue, and coffee was.......a proof of my bond with father. It was genuine,it was soothing, it was gorgeous. Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:36:44 No.81002684 >>81002727 >until that day. >in my semester break, the first thing I did is drive as fast as I could back home. For my family, maybe, but most importantly, for the rich, therapeutic caffeinated drink that I failed to substitute with cheap store brought or instant stuff. >the house was same. Father was still the cheery family man that tries his best to support me, but one thing changed. >.......what is this? Where's our espresso machine?' >'oh. A friend of mine in nestle gave me this! With a press of a button and a bunch of nestle capsule, you could get coffee in just one click! Isn't it convenient, son?wanna try some?' >a lump of malformed metal, with the logo of the devil replaced the machine that practically was my childhood. >The automaton spits out sludge that imitates the coffee I loved so much, yet it is naught but a pale mockery. The fragrance from a perfect extraction is absent, the low quality beans from the capsule is bitter and revolting, and the milk foam formed by machinery then passion just makes the "coffee" seems more artificial and insincere. >"our machine was killed for this cheap hunk of copper?" I protested within, but all the response I got are the ugly, ear splitting sheers the cheap Chinese machineries of it, almost like it is genuinely laughing at the demise of my most beloved. >meanwhile, my father had threw away all of his memories of coffee because of this damn machine. Sometimes, it feels like he was also a parody of his former self. Something that wears his skin, do the same things as him, but just fails to capture the essence. >the truth is, the essences are gone forever. I will never get a cup of real espresso from my father ever again. >Now, he still makes coffees on Wednesdays. But instead of the warm, gentle touch that caresses me, all I got was a corporate made, miserable doppelganger that smells like nothing, but pure, heartless greed. >And alas, nestle had killed my parents. Why do they do this?
-90) How nestle killed my parents. Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:35:02 No.81002668 >>81002727 >my father used to make great coffee. >every saturday morning, I would be woken up by the synchronized marching of our espresso machine's gears, and the gentle tickle from the rich and creamy coffee fragrance >And I will always be eager to drink the newest cup of fragrant goodness. >it changes every few weeks. Sometimes it would be house blends from coffee shops dad visited, sometimes it would be gifts of exotic coffee beans from father's business partners >and sometimes, when dad is feeling particularly happy, he would buy his own combination of beans, and he will make his own blend with me together, teaching me everything about coffee, from the fineness of the powders, the various degrees of roasts one could achieve, to the perfect balance for extraction and the formula for creating the prettiest latte art. >for me, coffee wasn't simply coffee. Coffee was....life. Coffee was what keeps me going in hard times, Coffee was the cure of all my fatigue, and coffee was.......a proof of my bond with father. It was genuine,it was soothing, it was gorgeous. Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:36:44 No.81002684 >>81002727 >until that day. >in my semester break, the first thing I did is drive as fast as I could back home. For my family, maybe, but most importantly, for the rich, therapeutic caffeinated drink that I failed to substitute with cheap store brought or instant stuff. >the house was same. Father was still the cheery family man that tries his best to support me, but one thing changed. >.......what is this? Where's our espresso machine?' >'oh. A friend of mine in nestle gave me this! With a press of a button and a bunch of nestle capsule, you could get coffee in just one click! Isn't it convenient, son?wanna try some?' >a lump of malformed metal, with the logo of the devil replaced the machine that practically was my childhood. >The automaton spits out sludge that imitates the coffee I loved so much, yet it is naught but a pale mockery. The fragrance from a perfect extraction is absent, the low quality beans from the capsule is bitter and revolting, and the milk foam formed by machinery then passion just makes the "coffee" seems more artificial and insincere. >"our machine was killed for this cheap hunk of copper?" I protested within, but all the response I got are the ugly, ear splitting sheers the cheap Chinese machineries of it, almost like it is genuinely laughing at the demise of my most beloved. >meanwhile, my father had threw away all of his memories of coffee because of this damn machine. Sometimes, it feels like he was also a parody of his former self. Something that wears his skin, do the same things as him, but just fails to capture the essence. >the truth is, the essences are gone forever. I will never get a cup of real espresso from my father ever again. >Now, he still makes coffees on Wednesdays. But instead of the warm, gentle touch that caresses me, all I got was a corporate made, miserable doppelganger that smells like nothing, but pure, heartless greed. >And alas, nestle had killed my parents. Why do they do this?
-90) How nestle killed my parents. Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:35:02 No.81002668 >>81002727 >my father used to make great coffee. >every saturday morning, I would be woken up by the synchronized marching of our espresso machine's gears, and the gentle tickle from the rich and creamy coffee fragrance >And I will always be eager to drink the newest cup of fragrant goodness. >it changes every few weeks. Sometimes it would be house blends from coffee shops dad visited, sometimes it would be gifts of exotic coffee beans from father's business partners >and sometimes, when dad is feeling particularly happy, he would buy his own combination of beans, and he will make his own blend with me together, teaching me everything about coffee, from the fineness of the powders, the various degrees of roasts one could achieve, to the perfect balance for extraction and the formula for creating the prettiest latte art. >for me, coffee wasn't simply coffee. Coffee was....life. Coffee was what keeps me going in hard times, Coffee was the cure of all my fatigue, and coffee was.......a proof of my bond with father. It was genuine,it was soothing, it was gorgeous. Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:36:44 No.81002684 >>81002727 >until that day. >in my semester break, the first thing I did is drive as fast as I could back home. For my family, maybe, but most importantly, for the rich, therapeutic caffeinated drink that I failed to substitute with cheap store brought or instant stuff. >the house was same. Father was still the cheery family man that tries his best to support me, but one thing changed. >.......what is this? Where's our espresso machine?' >'oh. A friend of mine in nestle gave me this! With a press of a button and a bunch of nestle capsule, you could get coffee in just one click! Isn't it convenient, son?wanna try some?' >a lump of malformed metal, with the logo of the devil replaced the machine that practically was my childhood. >The automaton spits out sludge that imitates the coffee I loved so much, yet it is naught but a pale mockery. The fragrance from a perfect extraction is absent, the low quality beans from the capsule is bitter and revolting, and the milk foam formed by machinery then passion just makes the "coffee" seems more artificial and insincere. >"our machine was killed for this cheap hunk of copper?" I protested within, but all the response I got are the ugly, ear splitting sheers the cheap Chinese machineries of it, almost like it is genuinely laughing at the demise of my most beloved. >meanwhile, my father had threw away all of his memories of coffee because of this damn machine. Sometimes, it feels like he was also a parody of his former self. Something that wears his skin, do the same things as him, but just fails to capture the essence. >the truth is, the essences are gone forever. I will never get a cup of real espresso from my father ever again. >Now, he still makes coffees on Wednesdays. But instead of the warm, gentle touch that caresses me, all I got was a corporate made, miserable doppelganger that smells like nothing, but pure, heartless greed. >And alas, nestle had killed my parents. Why do they do this?

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Anon Hates Submarines | /r/Greentext

File: 1734385330876.jpg (1.52 MB, 3000x2400) >> Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon) 18:03:57 No.63611746 >>63611759 >>63611762 >>63611781 >>63611832 Why on earth would anyone want to serve on one of these? >Bad food >Bad smells >Cramp conditions >Serving alongside other oddballs >Longest deployment of the whole armed forces >Unhealthy amount of radiation >Guaranteed death if something goes wrong >No where to hide from officers >Civilians will think you're gay >No contact with the outside world >Probably end up based in Georgia ☐ Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon) 18:15:54 No. 63611759 ► >>63611746 (OP) Doesn't sound any different from the lifestyle average channers choose for themselves.
File: 1734385330876.jpg (1.52 MB, 3000x2400) >> Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon) 18:03:57 No.63611746 >>63611759 >>63611762 >>63611781 >>63611832 Why on earth would anyone want to serve on one of these? >Bad food >Bad smells >Cramp conditions >Serving alongside other oddballs >Longest deployment of the whole armed forces >Unhealthy amount of radiation >Guaranteed death if something goes wrong >No where to hide from officers >Civilians will think you're gay >No contact with the outside world >Probably end up based in Georgia ☐ Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon) 18:15:54 No. 63611759 ► >>63611746 (OP) Doesn't sound any different from the lifestyle average channers choose for themselves.
File: 1734385330876.jpg (1.52 MB, 3000x2400) >> Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon) 18:03:57 No.63611746 >>63611759 >>63611762 >>63611781 >>63611832 Why on earth would anyone want to serve on one of these? >Bad food >Bad smells >Cramp conditions >Serving alongside other oddballs >Longest deployment of the whole armed forces >Unhealthy amount of radiation >Guaranteed death if something goes wrong >No where to hide from officers >Civilians will think you're gay >No contact with the outside world >Probably end up based in Georgia ☐ Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon) 18:15:54 No. 63611759 ► >>63611746 (OP) Doesn't sound any different from the lifestyle average channers choose for themselves.

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: Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)14:08:50 No.81009597 >straight male >homosexual urges > masochistic urges >r--- fantasy its over for me isn't it 74 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)14:08:50 No.81009597 >straight male >homosexual urges > masochistic urges >r--- fantasy its over for me isn't it 74 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)14:08:50 No.81009597 >straight male >homosexual urges > masochistic urges >r--- fantasy its over for me isn't it 74 KB PNG

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If I had to I'd put myself right beside you | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)09:07:43 No.81008326 Anyways, genuinly thank you for tonight. Your such an amazing girl. I love hanging out with you now so Ima go to sleep if nothing else is going on. I love you too <3 good night I'm eepy Yesterday at 11:04 PM I- oh damn tysm you too your super sweet and I'm ngl I've never been treated nicer by any other guy and you make me happy every time I'm around w/u ima Finnish up my shower and head to bed Gn I love you wowdotdotdotitshappening.png 24 KB PNG be me: 8 months ago, 19yo terminaly online /rk/f-- >Meet girl on monkey,app >fell asleep on call with her >SHESOFUCKINGHOT.jpg >We watch movies, play vr together, play videogames, we even started a friend group >She's NEET >we stoped talking for 2 months because we got busy >week ago we played barotrauma because a mutual friend asked if we could play during free weekend >we start talking again, play videogames, play vr >reterningtowhatoncewas.html >we cuddled in vr while watching "The Terrifier" and she said she loves me. life is gonna be ok...
: Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)09:07:43 No.81008326 Anyways, genuinly thank you for tonight. Your such an amazing girl. I love hanging out with you now so Ima go to sleep if nothing else is going on. I love you too <3 good night I'm eepy Yesterday at 11:04 PM I- oh damn tysm you too your super sweet and I'm ngl I've never been treated nicer by any other guy and you make me happy every time I'm around w/u ima Finnish up my shower and head to bed Gn I love you wowdotdotdotitshappening.png 24 KB PNG be me: 8 months ago, 19yo terminaly online /rk/f-- >Meet girl on monkey,app >fell asleep on call with her >SHESOFUCKINGHOT.jpg >We watch movies, play vr together, play videogames, we even started a friend group >She's NEET >we stoped talking for 2 months because we got busy >week ago we played barotrauma because a mutual friend asked if we could play during free weekend >we start talking again, play videogames, play vr >reterningtowhatoncewas.html >we cuddled in vr while watching "The Terrifier" and she said she loves me. life is gonna be ok...
: Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)09:07:43 No.81008326 Anyways, genuinly thank you for tonight. Your such an amazing girl. I love hanging out with you now so Ima go to sleep if nothing else is going on. I love you too <3 good night I'm eepy Yesterday at 11:04 PM I- oh damn tysm you too your super sweet and I'm ngl I've never been treated nicer by any other guy and you make me happy every time I'm around w/u ima Finnish up my shower and head to bed Gn I love you wowdotdotdotitshappening.png 24 KB PNG be me: 8 months ago, 19yo terminaly online /rk/f-- >Meet girl on monkey,app >fell asleep on call with her >SHESOFUCKINGHOT.jpg >We watch movies, play vr together, play videogames, we even started a friend group >She's NEET >we stoped talking for 2 months because we got busy >week ago we played barotrauma because a mutual friend asked if we could play during free weekend >we start talking again, play videogames, play vr >reterningtowhatoncewas.html >we cuddled in vr while watching "The Terrifier" and she said she loves me. life is gonna be ok...

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All is fair in love and war | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wvLDtTSd 04/28/25(Mon)02:15:36 No. 503417600 steam.png 38 KB PNG >Buy food with money, An exchange of your physical labor and time. You get to eat it, It's yours, if someone takes it from you its a crime >Buy video game online with money, An exchange of your physical labor and time, You paid money for it but don't legally own it and it can be revoked from you at any time Explain to me how this is fair
Anonymous (ID: wvLDtTSd 04/28/25(Mon)02:15:36 No. 503417600 steam.png 38 KB PNG >Buy food with money, An exchange of your physical labor and time. You get to eat it, It's yours, if someone takes it from you its a crime >Buy video game online with money, An exchange of your physical labor and time, You paid money for it but don't legally own it and it can be revoked from you at any time Explain to me how this is fair
Anonymous (ID: wvLDtTSd 04/28/25(Mon)02:15:36 No. 503417600 steam.png 38 KB PNG >Buy food with money, An exchange of your physical labor and time. You get to eat it, It's yours, if someone takes it from you its a crime >Buy video game online with money, An exchange of your physical labor and time, You paid money for it but don't legally own it and it can be revoked from you at any time Explain to me how this is fair

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Anon borrows a 3DS | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/27/25(Sun)20:20:31 No.708465851 File: 1696922320432760.jpg (33 KB, 480x481) >708467663 >>708467721 This thread reminded me of a this one guy in high school. I'll never forget him. Back then, we would borrow each other's 3DSes to play Smash with each other because we would forget to bring em sometimes. This one shy and introverted guy let me borrow his 3DS because I forgot my own 3DS that day. Me and my friend noticed a couple of white stains on his 3DS. I didn't really know it then, but I just passed it on and kept playing. My friend and I were curious about what kind of Miis he had on his 3DS and decided to take a look, only to find out he a bunch of little girl Miis. Then we put it all together and came to the conclusion he was jacking off to little girl Miis he made up. We gave back the 3DS to him without mentioning what we saw, immediately washing our hands afterwards. I haven't seen him since HS, I wonder if he is still alive since he would mention his s----- home life.
Anonymous 04/27/25(Sun)20:20:31 No.708465851 File: 1696922320432760.jpg (33 KB, 480x481) >708467663 >>708467721 This thread reminded me of a this one guy in high school. I'll never forget him. Back then, we would borrow each other's 3DSes to play Smash with each other because we would forget to bring em sometimes. This one shy and introverted guy let me borrow his 3DS because I forgot my own 3DS that day. Me and my friend noticed a couple of white stains on his 3DS. I didn't really know it then, but I just passed it on and kept playing. My friend and I were curious about what kind of Miis he had on his 3DS and decided to take a look, only to find out he a bunch of little girl Miis. Then we put it all together and came to the conclusion he was jacking off to little girl Miis he made up. We gave back the 3DS to him without mentioning what we saw, immediately washing our hands afterwards. I haven't seen him since HS, I wonder if he is still alive since he would mention his s----- home life.
Anonymous 04/27/25(Sun)20:20:31 No.708465851 File: 1696922320432760.jpg (33 KB, 480x481) >708467663 >>708467721 This thread reminded me of a this one guy in high school. I'll never forget him. Back then, we would borrow each other's 3DSes to play Smash with each other because we would forget to bring em sometimes. This one shy and introverted guy let me borrow his 3DS because I forgot my own 3DS that day. Me and my friend noticed a couple of white stains on his 3DS. I didn't really know it then, but I just passed it on and kept playing. My friend and I were curious about what kind of Miis he had on his 3DS and decided to take a look, only to find out he a bunch of little girl Miis. Then we put it all together and came to the conclusion he was jacking off to little girl Miis he made up. We gave back the 3DS to him without mentioning what we saw, immediately washing our hands afterwards. I haven't seen him since HS, I wonder if he is still alive since he would mention his s----- home life.

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Anonymous Every Jon Bernthal Performance 04/27/25(Sun)07:03:36 No.210207400 IMG_0908.jpg 565 KB JPG I swear, in most roles Bro plays, 99% of the scenes he is in has him saying: >"Nowlemetelyousomtin" Then proceeds to escalate whatever conflict is amidst with whoever is involved.
Anonymous Every Jon Bernthal Performance 04/27/25(Sun)07:03:36 No.210207400 IMG_0908.jpg 565 KB JPG I swear, in most roles Bro plays, 99% of the scenes he is in has him saying: >"Nowlemetelyousomtin" Then proceeds to escalate whatever conflict is amidst with whoever is involved.

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File: 20250427_185412.jpg (1.09 MB, 1848x1890) How nestle killed my parents. Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:35:02 No.81002668 >>81002727 >.......my father used to make great coffee. >every saturday morning, I would be woken up by the synchronized marching of our espresso machine's gears, and the gentle tickle from the rich and creamy coffee fragrance >And I will always be eager to drink the newest cup of fragrant goodness. >it changes every few weeks. Sometimes it would be house blends from coffee shops dad visited, sometimes it would be gifts of exotic coffee beans from father's business partners >and sometimes, when dad is feeling particularly happy, he would buy his own combination of beans, and he will make his own blend with me together, teaching me everything about coffee, from the fineness of the powders, the various degrees of roasts one could achieve, to the perfect balance for extraction and the formula for creating the prettiest latte art. >for me, coffee wasn't simply coffee. Coffee was...life. Coffee was what keeps me going in hard times, Coffee was the cure of all my fatigue, and coffee was........a proof of my bond with father. It was genuine,it was soothing, it was gorgeous. Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:36:44 No.81002684 >>81002727 Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:40:32 No.81002715 I guess you could say, he nested his last lee >until that day. >in my semester break, the first thing I did is drive as fast as I could back home. For my family, maybe, but most importantly, for the rich, therapeutic caffeinated drink that I failed to substitute with cheap store brought or instant stuff. >the house was same. Father was still the cheery family man that tries his best to support me, but one thing changed. >....... what is this? Where's our espresso machine?' >'oh. A friend of mine in nestle gave me this! With a press of a button and a bunch of nestle capsule, you could get coffee in just one click! Isn't it convenient, son?wanna try some?' >a lump of malformed metal, with the logo of the devil replaced the machine that practically was my childhood. >The automaton spits out sludge that imitates the coffee I loved so much, yet it is naught but a pale mockery. The fragrance from a perfect extraction is absent, the low quality beans from the capsule is bitter and revolting, and the milk foam formed by machinery then passion just makes the "coffee" seems more artificial and insincere. >"our machine was killed for this cheap hunk of copper?" I protested within, but all the response | got are the ugly, ear splitting sheers the cheap Chinese machineries of it, almost like it is genuinely laughing at the demise of my most beloved. >meanwhile, my father had threw away all of his memories of coffee because of this damn machine. Sometimes, it feels like he was also a parody of his former self. Something that wears his skin, do the same things as him, but just fails to capture the essence. >the truth is, the essences are gone forever. I will never get a cup of real espresso from my father ever again. >Now, he still makes coffees on Wednesdays. But instead of the warm, gentle touch that caresses me, all I got was a corporate made, miserable doppelganger that smells like nothing, but pure, heartless greed. >And alas, nestle had killed my parents. Why do they do this?
File: 20250427_185412.jpg (1.09 MB, 1848x1890) How nestle killed my parents. Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:35:02 No.81002668 >>81002727 >.......my father used to make great coffee. >every saturday morning, I would be woken up by the synchronized marching of our espresso machine's gears, and the gentle tickle from the rich and creamy coffee fragrance >And I will always be eager to drink the newest cup of fragrant goodness. >it changes every few weeks. Sometimes it would be house blends from coffee shops dad visited, sometimes it would be gifts of exotic coffee beans from father's business partners >and sometimes, when dad is feeling particularly happy, he would buy his own combination of beans, and he will make his own blend with me together, teaching me everything about coffee, from the fineness of the powders, the various degrees of roasts one could achieve, to the perfect balance for extraction and the formula for creating the prettiest latte art. >for me, coffee wasn't simply coffee. Coffee was...life. Coffee was what keeps me going in hard times, Coffee was the cure of all my fatigue, and coffee was........a proof of my bond with father. It was genuine,it was soothing, it was gorgeous. Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:36:44 No.81002684 >>81002727 Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:40:32 No.81002715 I guess you could say, he nested his last lee >until that day. >in my semester break, the first thing I did is drive as fast as I could back home. For my family, maybe, but most importantly, for the rich, therapeutic caffeinated drink that I failed to substitute with cheap store brought or instant stuff. >the house was same. Father was still the cheery family man that tries his best to support me, but one thing changed. >....... what is this? Where's our espresso machine?' >'oh. A friend of mine in nestle gave me this! With a press of a button and a bunch of nestle capsule, you could get coffee in just one click! Isn't it convenient, son?wanna try some?' >a lump of malformed metal, with the logo of the devil replaced the machine that practically was my childhood. >The automaton spits out sludge that imitates the coffee I loved so much, yet it is naught but a pale mockery. The fragrance from a perfect extraction is absent, the low quality beans from the capsule is bitter and revolting, and the milk foam formed by machinery then passion just makes the "coffee" seems more artificial and insincere. >"our machine was killed for this cheap hunk of copper?" I protested within, but all the response | got are the ugly, ear splitting sheers the cheap Chinese machineries of it, almost like it is genuinely laughing at the demise of my most beloved. >meanwhile, my father had threw away all of his memories of coffee because of this damn machine. Sometimes, it feels like he was also a parody of his former self. Something that wears his skin, do the same things as him, but just fails to capture the essence. >the truth is, the essences are gone forever. I will never get a cup of real espresso from my father ever again. >Now, he still makes coffees on Wednesdays. But instead of the warm, gentle touch that caresses me, all I got was a corporate made, miserable doppelganger that smells like nothing, but pure, heartless greed. >And alas, nestle had killed my parents. Why do they do this?
File: 20250427_185412.jpg (1.09 MB, 1848x1890) How nestle killed my parents. Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:35:02 No.81002668 >>81002727 >.......my father used to make great coffee. >every saturday morning, I would be woken up by the synchronized marching of our espresso machine's gears, and the gentle tickle from the rich and creamy coffee fragrance >And I will always be eager to drink the newest cup of fragrant goodness. >it changes every few weeks. Sometimes it would be house blends from coffee shops dad visited, sometimes it would be gifts of exotic coffee beans from father's business partners >and sometimes, when dad is feeling particularly happy, he would buy his own combination of beans, and he will make his own blend with me together, teaching me everything about coffee, from the fineness of the powders, the various degrees of roasts one could achieve, to the perfect balance for extraction and the formula for creating the prettiest latte art. >for me, coffee wasn't simply coffee. Coffee was...life. Coffee was what keeps me going in hard times, Coffee was the cure of all my fatigue, and coffee was........a proof of my bond with father. It was genuine,it was soothing, it was gorgeous. Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:36:44 No.81002684 >>81002727 Anonymous 04/28/25(Mon)01:40:32 No.81002715 I guess you could say, he nested his last lee >until that day. >in my semester break, the first thing I did is drive as fast as I could back home. For my family, maybe, but most importantly, for the rich, therapeutic caffeinated drink that I failed to substitute with cheap store brought or instant stuff. >the house was same. Father was still the cheery family man that tries his best to support me, but one thing changed. >....... what is this? Where's our espresso machine?' >'oh. A friend of mine in nestle gave me this! With a press of a button and a bunch of nestle capsule, you could get coffee in just one click! Isn't it convenient, son?wanna try some?' >a lump of malformed metal, with the logo of the devil replaced the machine that practically was my childhood. >The automaton spits out sludge that imitates the coffee I loved so much, yet it is naught but a pale mockery. The fragrance from a perfect extraction is absent, the low quality beans from the capsule is bitter and revolting, and the milk foam formed by machinery then passion just makes the "coffee" seems more artificial and insincere. >"our machine was killed for this cheap hunk of copper?" I protested within, but all the response | got are the ugly, ear splitting sheers the cheap Chinese machineries of it, almost like it is genuinely laughing at the demise of my most beloved. >meanwhile, my father had threw away all of his memories of coffee because of this damn machine. Sometimes, it feels like he was also a parody of his former self. Something that wears his skin, do the same things as him, but just fails to capture the essence. >the truth is, the essences are gone forever. I will never get a cup of real espresso from my father ever again. >Now, he still makes coffees on Wednesdays. But instead of the warm, gentle touch that caresses me, all I got was a corporate made, miserable doppelganger that smells like nothing, but pure, heartless greed. >And alas, nestle had killed my parents. Why do they do this?

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Anonymous 11/14/23(Tue)12:25:21 No.259524782 TEMS 3.47 MB PNG >Wow, the first person to show me compassion and not just treat me as a tool. >I want to see him get killed by the person who loves him the most. Fritz was right to treat her like crap.
Anonymous 11/14/23(Tue)12:25:21 No.259524782 TEMS 3.47 MB PNG >Wow, the first person to show me compassion and not just treat me as a tool. >I want to see him get killed by the person who loves him the most. Fritz was right to treat her like crap.
Anonymous 11/14/23(Tue)12:25:21 No.259524782 TEMS 3.47 MB PNG >Wow, the first person to show me compassion and not just treat me as a tool. >I want to see him get killed by the person who loves him the most. Fritz was right to treat her like crap.

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