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Anon NTR's a rabbit family. | /r/Greentext

File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 ! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant--the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----.
File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 ! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant--the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----.

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Which side are you on? | /r/Greentext

ACTIVISION BLIZZARD AEVI ASOCIACIÓN AEPDU VIDEOJUEGOS ANGI ASSOCIATION FOR THE NORDIC GAME INDUSTRY BANDAI NAMCO EA EMBRACER GROUP ESL FACEIT GROUP game Nintendo DENMARK EPIC GAMES IDER Microsoft NETFLIX TIC Ovus RGDA RIOT GAMES ROBLOX SEGA SEI siea 12 VG BUTCH FNDUSTRY VIDEO GAMES UBISOFT Video Games Poland SGA SUP SQUARE ENIX ukie VG B WB ZeniMax 145 KB JPG >these are the companies lobbying against #stopkillinggames Notice anything familiar?
ACTIVISION BLIZZARD AEVI ASOCIACIÓN AEPDU VIDEOJUEGOS ANGI ASSOCIATION FOR THE NORDIC GAME INDUSTRY BANDAI NAMCO EA EMBRACER GROUP ESL FACEIT GROUP game Nintendo DENMARK EPIC GAMES IDER Microsoft NETFLIX TIC Ovus RGDA RIOT GAMES ROBLOX SEGA SEI siea 12 VG BUTCH FNDUSTRY VIDEO GAMES UBISOFT Video Games Poland SGA SUP SQUARE ENIX ukie VG B WB ZeniMax 145 KB JPG >these are the companies lobbying against #stopkillinggames Notice anything familiar?

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Life imitates art | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: 02TGI4oh) ② 07/07/25(Mon)05:40:23 No.509714718 The 40-Year-Old Virgin IMG_4537.jpg 21 KB JPG boomers though this premise was so patently absurd and ridiculous it could only be fodder for comedy.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: 02TGI4oh) ② 07/07/25(Mon)05:40:23 No.509714718 The 40-Year-Old Virgin IMG_4537.jpg 21 KB JPG boomers though this premise was so patently absurd and ridiculous it could only be fodder for comedy.

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Better question, which ones haven't? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/06/25(Sun)01:26:33 No.714627264 LOOK! SEE!? OWN THE PUBLISHING RIGHTS NOW! 679 ME DESTROYING THE LORE AND CHARACTERS IS ALL CANNON NOW! SEE?! IMG_4549.jpg 128 KB JPG Name the franchise
Anonymous 07/06/25(Sun)01:26:33 No.714627264 LOOK! SEE!? OWN THE PUBLISHING RIGHTS NOW! 679 ME DESTROYING THE LORE AND CHARACTERS IS ALL CANNON NOW! SEE?! IMG_4549.jpg 128 KB JPG Name the franchise

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Anon dodges a bullet | /r/Greentext

No.33323728 Anonymous 14:40 - 06.07.2025 >> 33321965 This as long as they're not f------ bonkers. >get chatting to a fat chick on pof >cute face and b------- >one of the few profiles that didn't use filters on profile pics >seems willing to meet >add her on snapchat >she's routinely either uploading videos of her miming to songs, or images of her crying with some b------- caption in the image >i'm a big degenerate and i'll f--- almost anything, but even i heeded the red flags and alarm bells >she gets mad at me for not wanting to meet as if she's not posting batshit material all the time Shame. She looked like she could suck the coat off a tow ball. Oh well, bullet dodged.
No.33323728 Anonymous 14:40 - 06.07.2025 >> 33321965 This as long as they're not f------ bonkers. >get chatting to a fat chick on pof >cute face and b------- >one of the few profiles that didn't use filters on profile pics >seems willing to meet >add her on snapchat >she's routinely either uploading videos of her miming to songs, or images of her crying with some b------- caption in the image >i'm a big degenerate and i'll f--- almost anything, but even i heeded the red flags and alarm bells >she gets mad at me for not wanting to meet as if she's not posting batshit material all the time Shame. She looked like she could suck the coat off a tow ball. Oh well, bullet dodged.

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my favorite podcasts Has done it again. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: KTVg95UT) 07/06/25(Sun)16:11:13 No.22904675 >my favorite n----- podcasters just won another argument with a prostitute >Hooray! Feminism is defeated! Western civilization will rise again! 1.95 MB GIF
Anonymous (ID: KTVg95UT) 07/06/25(Sun)16:11:13 No.22904675 >my favorite n----- podcasters just won another argument with a prostitute >Hooray! Feminism is defeated! Western civilization will rise again! 1.95 MB GIF

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Intelligence Vs Incelligence | /r/Greentext

139 KB JPG What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No.13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)
139 KB JPG What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No.13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)

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Unkindest Cut | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: XQAJmKVu ) 07/06/25(Sun)14:18:44 No.509674133 goob gob @GoobGobb. 2h If I wasn't circumcised I think I would kill myself, uncut d---- are just so f------ ugly and from what I hear require more cleaning than average Stone tossers DRINK THE SOY. 醃 Soyle STONETOSS.COM @Stone to... . 21h LIVE IN £1 THE POD. EAT THE BUGS. CIRCUMCISE THE CHILD. ח ப 214 KB JPG Why do people support circumcision? THE JUDGE (ID: K1sloN1u) >>509674133 (OP). 07/06/25(Sun)14:21:25 No.509674326 Interesting he chooses suicide over circumcision.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: XQAJmKVu ) 07/06/25(Sun)14:18:44 No.509674133 goob gob @GoobGobb. 2h If I wasn't circumcised I think I would kill myself, uncut d---- are just so f------ ugly and from what I hear require more cleaning than average Stone tossers DRINK THE SOY. 醃 Soyle STONETOSS.COM @Stone to... . 21h LIVE IN £1 THE POD. EAT THE BUGS. CIRCUMCISE THE CHILD. ח ப 214 KB JPG Why do people support circumcision? THE JUDGE (ID: K1sloN1u) >>509674133 (OP). 07/06/25(Sun)14:21:25 No.509674326 Interesting he chooses suicide over circumcision.

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Anon can’t decide | /r/Greentext

>im 20 Can't decide No. 33324751 07/06/25(Sun)14:17:10 IMG_6524.jpg 30 KB 360x360 I can't decide between two major decisions in my life To get a full picture: >NEET living with parent > got 1100 bucks saved >only income is editing videos online that can make me roughly 400 bucks per month (I usually work only once or twice a week for some clients) So I can either: 1. Go to college I got accepted to in September. Stay living with my parents and commute to it 40km Monday-Friday plus do my own thing on the side 2. Move to capital city with my friend. Find some cheap rent and do food deliveries or some other crappy wagie job plus my video editing side gig. Any anons here who had same experience? What did you guys choose? I would also like to hear some of your stories (how you live, budgeting, general helpful stuff for this situation - I have roughly 3 months to chose)
>im 20 Can't decide No. 33324751 07/06/25(Sun)14:17:10 IMG_6524.jpg 30 KB 360x360 I can't decide between two major decisions in my life To get a full picture: >NEET living with parent > got 1100 bucks saved >only income is editing videos online that can make me roughly 400 bucks per month (I usually work only once or twice a week for some clients) So I can either: 1. Go to college I got accepted to in September. Stay living with my parents and commute to it 40km Monday-Friday plus do my own thing on the side 2. Move to capital city with my friend. Find some cheap rent and do food deliveries or some other crappy wagie job plus my video editing side gig. Any anons here who had same experience? What did you guys choose? I would also like to hear some of your stories (how you live, budgeting, general helpful stuff for this situation - I have roughly 3 months to chose)

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Anon goes for a Sunday drive | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /lzxovwJ) Settings Mobile Home 07/06/25(Sun)14:23:21 No.509674473 662 KB PNG >Be me >Sunday mid day >Real hankering for muttdonalds >I live in the countryside so I have to drive to a services >Enter dual carriage way >Encounter like 8 cyclists in the left lane >ihavetheoppurtunitytodothefunniestthing.meme >Match my speed (20mph) >Overtake them >Proceed to do 15mph >Do that for the whole 3.5 mile duration >If one of them tries to overtake I speed up a bit so they are forced to go back behind my slow ass >GochaBitch.mp3 >Could see their leader in my rear view mirror chimping out behind me Imao I have no idea what they were so mad at, the whole thing only took 15 minutes to do lol. Anonymous (ID: snmJZwZe) 31 KB JPG 07/06/25(Sun)14:24:47 No.509674583 >>509674473 (OP) >Be me >Good morning >Sunday morning
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /lzxovwJ) Settings Mobile Home 07/06/25(Sun)14:23:21 No.509674473 662 KB PNG >Be me >Sunday mid day >Real hankering for muttdonalds >I live in the countryside so I have to drive to a services >Enter dual carriage way >Encounter like 8 cyclists in the left lane >ihavetheoppurtunitytodothefunniestthing.meme >Match my speed (20mph) >Overtake them >Proceed to do 15mph >Do that for the whole 3.5 mile duration >If one of them tries to overtake I speed up a bit so they are forced to go back behind my slow ass >GochaBitch.mp3 >Could see their leader in my rear view mirror chimping out behind me Imao I have no idea what they were so mad at, the whole thing only took 15 minutes to do lol. Anonymous (ID: snmJZwZe) 31 KB JPG 07/06/25(Sun)14:24:47 No.509674583 >>509674473 (OP) >Be me >Good morning >Sunday morning

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Anon understands romance. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 191 KB JPG 07/06/25(Sun)11:39:34 No.81733752 >talking with a girl >"You sound fertile today" >they ghost you Women don't understand romance
Anonymous 191 KB JPG 07/06/25(Sun)11:39:34 No.81733752 >talking with a girl >"You sound fertile today" >they ghost you Women don't understand romance

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Rinse and repeat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous CONCEPT EVOLUTION FOX 02/03/24(Sat) 14:17:33 No.665937417 3z EARLY DEVELOPMENT FIRST DRAFT FINAL DRAFT GCm3b9DboAAliWN.jpg 263 KB JPG Is this a good design change? E Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat) 18:24:53 No.665958989 11 KB.JPG >cool lil fox guy >cool shinto-themed samurai girl >overwatch design #72875b every time
Anonymous CONCEPT EVOLUTION FOX 02/03/24(Sat) 14:17:33 No.665937417 3z EARLY DEVELOPMENT FIRST DRAFT FINAL DRAFT GCm3b9DboAAliWN.jpg 263 KB JPG Is this a good design change? E Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat) 18:24:53 No.665958989 11 KB.JPG >cool lil fox guy >cool shinto-themed samurai girl >overwatch design #72875b every time

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Anon talks about Half-Life 2: Episode 3 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)22:03:35 No.434676687 File: half_life_2_wallpaper_by_(...).jpg (446 KB, 1366x768) >>434676767 >>434676825 >>434677275 >>434678350 >>434678410 >>434679427 >the initial excitement of thinking you're going to destroy the Combine homeworld >the grim revelation that it's going to be a suicide mission >the slow realization during the approach that it's not a planet you're approaching... it's a solar system >the time flashes revealing it's not even the Combine "home system," it's just one solar system base among countless others >the realization that all of humanity is an insignificant speck before the power of the Combine Empire, that Breen was right >the realization that the Borealis is just going to leave a little scratch mark on only one of many bases >the realization that you're going to die for nothing Half-Life 2: Episode Three would have been the most chilling and powerful game ever made. The combine logo is the Dyson Sphere.
Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)22:03:35 No.434676687 File: half_life_2_wallpaper_by_(...).jpg (446 KB, 1366x768) >>434676767 >>434676825 >>434677275 >>434678350 >>434678410 >>434679427 >the initial excitement of thinking you're going to destroy the Combine homeworld >the grim revelation that it's going to be a suicide mission >the slow realization during the approach that it's not a planet you're approaching... it's a solar system >the time flashes revealing it's not even the Combine "home system," it's just one solar system base among countless others >the realization that all of humanity is an insignificant speck before the power of the Combine Empire, that Breen was right >the realization that the Borealis is just going to leave a little scratch mark on only one of many bases >the realization that you're going to die for nothing Half-Life 2: Episode Three would have been the most chilling and powerful game ever made. The combine logo is the Dyson Sphere.

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old school romantic anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG >be sad 07/03/21(Sat) 12:57:03 No.64418543 >be me >madly in love with a girl >tried to shoot my shot with her but only got blocked from all of her social media >her insta, fb, and twitter are set to private and she doesn't accept my fake accounts >realize if I really want her I should try harder >find her linkedin and find out she's currently a manager at a starbucks >use my researching abilities to find her phone number >text her >she replies, first interaction we've had in over a year and a half >almost coom of happiness >tell her who am I >she asks me how I got her phone number >tell her my life is meaningless without her I deserve to get a least a chance with her >she threatens to block me >tell her that wont stop me cause I could easily fake a phone number and she needs to give me one chance so I can show her how I've grown as a person >she doesn't wanna go out >be desperate >grab an airsoft gun that looks real, point it to my temple and take a selfie >send her to her and tell her if she doesn't go out with me just one date (that's all I need) I'll shoot myself >a little melodramatic but I was desperate >she finally agrees >got a date with her this sunday night at olive garden's We're gonna make it anons :)
: Anonymous 31 KB JPG >be sad 07/03/21(Sat) 12:57:03 No.64418543 >be me >madly in love with a girl >tried to shoot my shot with her but only got blocked from all of her social media >her insta, fb, and twitter are set to private and she doesn't accept my fake accounts >realize if I really want her I should try harder >find her linkedin and find out she's currently a manager at a starbucks >use my researching abilities to find her phone number >text her >she replies, first interaction we've had in over a year and a half >almost coom of happiness >tell her who am I >she asks me how I got her phone number >tell her my life is meaningless without her I deserve to get a least a chance with her >she threatens to block me >tell her that wont stop me cause I could easily fake a phone number and she needs to give me one chance so I can show her how I've grown as a person >she doesn't wanna go out >be desperate >grab an airsoft gun that looks real, point it to my temple and take a selfie >send her to her and tell her if she doesn't go out with me just one date (that's all I need) I'll shoot myself >a little melodramatic but I was desperate >she finally agrees >got a date with her this sunday night at olive garden's We're gonna make it anons :)

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To be Greatful | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DAPCGSuk ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/06/25(Sun)08:52:58 No.509640273 >>509640174 (OP) # It isn't at all. Israel is being attacked and all Americans can think about is their silly medical care? w-- is wrong with you people. Don't you know that we are the reason America even survives? >>509640391 # >>509640635 # >>509640749 # >>509641319 # >>509645799 # >>509646795 # >>509647230 # >>509649516 # >>509652526 # >>509653893 # >>509654455 # >>509654677 # >>509655491 # >>509658484 # >>509658589 # >>509658854 # >>509659321 #
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DAPCGSuk ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/06/25(Sun)08:52:58 No.509640273 >>509640174 (OP) # It isn't at all. Israel is being attacked and all Americans can think about is their silly medical care? w-- is wrong with you people. Don't you know that we are the reason America even survives? >>509640391 # >>509640635 # >>509640749 # >>509641319 # >>509645799 # >>509646795 # >>509647230 # >>509649516 # >>509652526 # >>509653893 # >>509654455 # >>509654677 # >>509655491 # >>509658484 # >>509658589 # >>509658854 # >>509659321 #

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Anon talks actor lore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat)23:31:13 No.212396743 >plays a side character in 5 Oscar nominated films >f------ dies of cancer any other examples of this 32 KB JPG
Anonymous 07/05/25(Sat)23:31:13 No.212396743 >plays a side character in 5 Oscar nominated films >f------ dies of cancer any other examples of this 32 KB JPG

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