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23 KB JPG >be teenager >hanging out at friend's house >has annoying little sister >she's overweight >always tries to tag along >ditch her whenever we can >hear her crying in her room a lot >sometimes she comes out >tries to flirt with me and everyone else >gets kinda grabby >her brother gets p----- she's irritating us >puts her in headlock until she cries >she runs back to her room >one day i come over >see her old grade school yearbook >it's just laying on the floor >steal it for fun and never even look at it >months go by, she doesn't even notice >completely forget about it >years go by >lose touch with everyone >find out friend's little sister killed herself >damn >more years go by >cleaning out closet >rediscover her old yearbook >the one i snagged over two decades ago >start paging through it >hearts drawn around boys she likes >scribble marks over the faces she hates >there i am in junior high >heart around me >the word "love" written above my head >continue turning pages >find her picture >scribble marks over her face >i can't help but cry
23 KB JPG >be teenager >hanging out at friend's house >has annoying little sister >she's overweight >always tries to tag along >ditch her whenever we can >hear her crying in her room a lot >sometimes she comes out >tries to flirt with me and everyone else >gets kinda grabby >her brother gets p----- she's irritating us >puts her in headlock until she cries >she runs back to her room >one day i come over >see her old grade school yearbook >it's just laying on the floor >steal it for fun and never even look at it >months go by, she doesn't even notice >completely forget about it >years go by >lose touch with everyone >find out friend's little sister killed herself >damn >more years go by >cleaning out closet >rediscover her old yearbook >the one i snagged over two decades ago >start paging through it >hearts drawn around boys she likes >scribble marks over the faces she hates >there i am in junior high >heart around me >the word "love" written above my head >continue turning pages >find her picture >scribble marks over her face >i can't help but cry

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The greentexts write themselves | /r/Greentext

>be me im gay
>be me im gay

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A Foolproof Plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1013 KB JPG 08/21/22(Sun)15:05:44 No.69902463 >Take out a huge loan >Use it to travel and do stuff I've never been able to do >Just kill myself afterwards so I don't have to pay it back Would this plan work?
: Anonymous 1013 KB JPG 08/21/22(Sun)15:05:44 No.69902463 >Take out a huge loan >Use it to travel and do stuff I've never been able to do >Just kill myself afterwards so I don't have to pay it back Would this plan work?

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Book of Abraham | /r/Greentext

265 KB JPG decoded >be Joseph Smith >buy pic related >claim that the angel Moron gave you the translation >sell it as "The Book of Abraham" >enshrined in Mormon scripture >die >years later, hieroglyphics are >turns out it's just some guy's last will So much for Mormonism. Oops.
265 KB JPG decoded >be Joseph Smith >buy pic related >claim that the angel Moron gave you the translation >sell it as "The Book of Abraham" >enshrined in Mormon scripture >die >years later, hieroglyphics are >turns out it's just some guy's last will So much for Mormonism. Oops.

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Anon is socially awkward | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB JPG 01/23/17(Mon)19:02:10 No.365059692 ITT: Autistic things that Video Games made you do: >in middle school >8/10 qt3.14 >heard she liked Super Mario and Zelda >completely in love with this girl >she has no idea who I am >see her sitting with her friends at lunch >want to get her attention and impress her somehow >get a massive run up >jump past their seat >as loud as I can scream "YAHOO" just like Mario as loud as I can >turn around and face her with a massive alpha grin like I just killed a bear in front of them >her friends look at me and laugh >she stares at me going red in the face >I wink at her and walk away >find out she has a boyfriend when he beats me up in the car park after school I find it incredibly hard to talk to girls now days. And in my defence it was a pretty impressive jump; but this experience haunts me so much. Why didn't I just say 'hello'?
Anonymous 37 KB JPG 01/23/17(Mon)19:02:10 No.365059692 ITT: Autistic things that Video Games made you do: >in middle school >8/10 qt3.14 >heard she liked Super Mario and Zelda >completely in love with this girl >she has no idea who I am >see her sitting with her friends at lunch >want to get her attention and impress her somehow >get a massive run up >jump past their seat >as loud as I can scream "YAHOO" just like Mario as loud as I can >turn around and face her with a massive alpha grin like I just killed a bear in front of them >her friends look at me and laugh >she stares at me going red in the face >I wink at her and walk away >find out she has a boyfriend when he beats me up in the car park after school I find it incredibly hard to talk to girls now days. And in my defence it was a pretty impressive jump; but this experience haunts me so much. Why didn't I just say 'hello'?

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Anon speaks the truth | /r/Greentext

>be me jerking off to boys >regular pictures of men do it for me >i'm gay they look like men. >i'm gay right >cry because i'm gay??? >girl i'm not into her im gay >be current 16 yo me >i'm attracted to fictional images of boys >start dating a boy >meet up irl >we kiss >i get aroused >i'm gay i'm gay i'm into actual everytime i think of men i feel weird men???
>be me jerking off to boys >regular pictures of men do it for me >i'm gay they look like men. >i'm gay right >cry because i'm gay??? >girl i'm not into her im gay >be current 16 yo me >i'm attracted to fictional images of boys >start dating a boy >meet up irl >we kiss >i get aroused >i'm gay i'm gay i'm into actual everytime i think of men i feel weird men???

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Nuclear Family Meltdown | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)20:36:54 No.845257423 >girlfriend won't stop crying because she got an abortion >get tired of hearing her s-- 232 KB PNG im home' >go to clinic and dig out fetus from dumpster >glue googly eyes on it >walk in with it while saying 'mom >she cries even harder Jesus, nothing makes this baby killer happy
Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)20:36:54 No.845257423 >girlfriend won't stop crying because she got an abortion >get tired of hearing her s-- 232 KB PNG im home' >go to clinic and dig out fetus from dumpster >glue googly eyes on it >walk in with it while saying 'mom >she cries even harder Jesus, nothing makes this baby killer happy

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Which one did Anon mean? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Which way Western Man? 03:28:11 No.212545632 POWER RANGERS SPACE >>212545632 (OP) # The yellow one, obviously. >>212545773 # kek hahahaha fpbp
Anonymous Which way Western Man? 03:28:11 No.212545632 POWER RANGERS SPACE >>212545632 (OP) # The yellow one, obviously. >>212545773 # kek hahahaha fpbp

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Anon’s mind ruined by Smut | /r/Greentext

Anonymous is this normal Ο O 23 KB JPG 07/02/25(Wed)01:57:38 No.40253880 >mtf >didn't really have any interest in dating or sex when I was a boy >once I trooned out I started accepting that I liked boys felt really comfortable in my sexuality >spend a lot of time reading smut fanfiction and adult novels for women >become desperate for a bf that's totally okay with me giving him hickies, biting his butt, and me dryhumping him under the covers You f------ lied. Taking E does not kill your sex drive : Anonymous 07/02/25(Wed)01:58:51 No.40253889 Makes u wana top less Makes u wana be bred more
Anonymous is this normal Ο O 23 KB JPG 07/02/25(Wed)01:57:38 No.40253880 >mtf >didn't really have any interest in dating or sex when I was a boy >once I trooned out I started accepting that I liked boys felt really comfortable in my sexuality >spend a lot of time reading smut fanfiction and adult novels for women >become desperate for a bf that's totally okay with me giving him hickies, biting his butt, and me dryhumping him under the covers You f------ lied. Taking E does not kill your sex drive : Anonymous 07/02/25(Wed)01:58:51 No.40253889 Makes u wana top less Makes u wana be bred more

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lets end this "trend" | /r/Greentext

14/12/2023, 14:54:00 No.37668321 Anonymous > be me Λ 73 KB PNG Λ Λ a
14/12/2023, 14:54:00 No.37668321 Anonymous > be me Λ 73 KB PNG Λ Λ a

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Well well well | /r/Greentext

>be me >mfw i'm gay gay
>be me >mfw i'm gay gay

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Anon on romance movies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)05:32:40 No.210539334 IMG_0601.jpg 34 KB JPG >Check out this beloved romance movie! >*look inside* >infidelity Seriously, what the f--- is up with that?
Anonymous 05/12/25(Mon)05:32:40 No.210539334 IMG_0601.jpg 34 KB JPG >Check out this beloved romance movie! >*look inside* >infidelity Seriously, what the f--- is up with that?

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Anon on lookism. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Ugly vs Attractive 59 KB JPG >Creep, desperate 07/12/25(Sat)08:11:43 No.81800772 >Ugly guy texts a lot >Needy, clingy >Attractive guy texts a lot >Caring, loving >Ugly guy is confident >Arrogant, annoying >Attractive guy is confident >Alpha, charismatic >Ugly guy gives compliments >Attractive guy gives compliments >Charming, smooth >Ugly guy asks her out >"Uhhh I'm just not looking for anything rn" >Attractive guy asks her out >"It just felt so natural" >Ugly guy says he's lonely >"Yikes get therapy" >Attractive guy says he's lonely >"I just want to hold him" >Ugly guy gets vulnerable >"He's emotionally unstable" >Attractive guy gets vulnerable >"He's so deep and real" >Ugly guy is tall >"Still weird looking" >Attractive guy is short >"His personality makes him tall" >Ugly guy gives her a gift >Manipulative, lovebombing >Attractive guy gives her a stick he found >"He's so thoughtful" >mfw I've experienced all this first hand
Anonymous Ugly vs Attractive 59 KB JPG >Creep, desperate 07/12/25(Sat)08:11:43 No.81800772 >Ugly guy texts a lot >Needy, clingy >Attractive guy texts a lot >Caring, loving >Ugly guy is confident >Arrogant, annoying >Attractive guy is confident >Alpha, charismatic >Ugly guy gives compliments >Attractive guy gives compliments >Charming, smooth >Ugly guy asks her out >"Uhhh I'm just not looking for anything rn" >Attractive guy asks her out >"It just felt so natural" >Ugly guy says he's lonely >"Yikes get therapy" >Attractive guy says he's lonely >"I just want to hold him" >Ugly guy gets vulnerable >"He's emotionally unstable" >Attractive guy gets vulnerable >"He's so deep and real" >Ugly guy is tall >"Still weird looking" >Attractive guy is short >"His personality makes him tall" >Ugly guy gives her a gift >Manipulative, lovebombing >Attractive guy gives her a stick he found >"He's so thoughtful" >mfw I've experienced all this first hand

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anon's on the path to become a valedictorian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Guys am I in trouble? 257 KB PNG 06/14/22(Tue)19:27:50 No.69046266 >be me >in communications class in college >task is to create a 5 minute presentation on anything you want >everyone chose normal subjects like sports, fitness, their pet >I tried to be funny by making a presentation titled "how to do a 5 minute presentation" >plugged in USB and started >intentionally linked a broken video, asked the teacher for help, said never mind I'll continue >revealed the first step being "1. link a broken video" >fiddled with the remote for 10 seconds then flipped the slide to "2. pretend the remote isn't working" >dropped it slide 3 "3. drop the remote" >not a single person laughed in the entire room and I started feeling super awkward, tried to continue >teacher told me to sit down and I'm wasting everyone's time and if I didn't actually prepare anything I should've said so >awkward silence until the next person went up >teacher emailed me to meet with the counselor tomorrow about this what the f--- bros this seemed funny in my mind but in execution it was absolutely terrible am i retarded or some s--- what's the most amount of trouble i can get in for this s---
Anonymous Guys am I in trouble? 257 KB PNG 06/14/22(Tue)19:27:50 No.69046266 >be me >in communications class in college >task is to create a 5 minute presentation on anything you want >everyone chose normal subjects like sports, fitness, their pet >I tried to be funny by making a presentation titled "how to do a 5 minute presentation" >plugged in USB and started >intentionally linked a broken video, asked the teacher for help, said never mind I'll continue >revealed the first step being "1. link a broken video" >fiddled with the remote for 10 seconds then flipped the slide to "2. pretend the remote isn't working" >dropped it slide 3 "3. drop the remote" >not a single person laughed in the entire room and I started feeling super awkward, tried to continue >teacher told me to sit down and I'm wasting everyone's time and if I didn't actually prepare anything I should've said so >awkward silence until the next person went up >teacher emailed me to meet with the counselor tomorrow about this what the f--- bros this seemed funny in my mind but in execution it was absolutely terrible am i retarded or some s--- what's the most amount of trouble i can get in for this s---

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Anon breaks the seal. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: bMWUKZNf 07/12/25(Sat)00:28:33 No.510160586 >>510159538 (OP) # >be me, 13 yrs old >edgy af >my best friend Steven invites me over to watch Angel Cop >Steven's dad comes in >"Hiya guys, watchya watching?" >Angel Cop. It's set in a fictional universe where Japan is the economic center of the world >"That would never work. Japan is tiny" >Israel is tiny yet it completely controls America >" Steven, I need to talk to you in the other room" >He was gone like 15 seconds >Anon, you gotta go >>510167517 #
Anonymous (ID: bMWUKZNf 07/12/25(Sat)00:28:33 No.510160586 >>510159538 (OP) # >be me, 13 yrs old >edgy af >my best friend Steven invites me over to watch Angel Cop >Steven's dad comes in >"Hiya guys, watchya watching?" >Angel Cop. It's set in a fictional universe where Japan is the economic center of the world >"That would never work. Japan is tiny" >Israel is tiny yet it completely controls America >" Steven, I need to talk to you in the other room" >He was gone like 15 seconds >Anon, you gotta go >>510167517 #

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Anon...... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous cter 17 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/12/25(Sat)01:19:23 No.81799240 >anons unironically think girls will never fall in love with them >they are genuinely oblivious to their external and internal beauty >they have no idea just how happy they can make someone >they, in all unironical seriousness, don't know that they're the dream guy for many girls 07/12/25(Sat) 01:20:56 No.81799260 my mom told me my eyes are brown because im full of s--- shes right probably
: Anonymous cter 17 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/12/25(Sat)01:19:23 No.81799240 >anons unironically think girls will never fall in love with them >they are genuinely oblivious to their external and internal beauty >they have no idea just how happy they can make someone >they, in all unironical seriousness, don't know that they're the dream guy for many girls 07/12/25(Sat) 01:20:56 No.81799260 my mom told me my eyes are brown because im full of s--- shes right probably

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