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guards! take him away! 2.21 MB GIF I greatly improved my mood with one simple trick >started pretending I'm broadcasting my life to thousands of people >refer to chat in my head, like: "hey chat, that was pretty huh?" or make little jokes that chat reacts to >started having imaginary conversations with chat when I'm doing stuff on my computer, doing homework, etc, where I commentate and they make jokes about what I'm doing and give me advice >have occasional "vent streams" where I talk about my emotions and chat is really supportive, sometimes get really mean chatters who I just ban or ignore, most of them are very nice >if something bad or embarrassing happens, chat cheers me up by spamming funny emotes poking fun at me (but in a lighthearted way) and we talk about it after >really good banter Ever since implementing this, I'm just not sad anymore
guards! take him away! 2.21 MB GIF I greatly improved my mood with one simple trick >started pretending I'm broadcasting my life to thousands of people >refer to chat in my head, like: "hey chat, that was pretty huh?" or make little jokes that chat reacts to >started having imaginary conversations with chat when I'm doing stuff on my computer, doing homework, etc, where I commentate and they make jokes about what I'm doing and give me advice >have occasional "vent streams" where I talk about my emotions and chat is really supportive, sometimes get really mean chatters who I just ban or ignore, most of them are very nice >if something bad or embarrassing happens, chat cheers me up by spamming funny emotes poking fun at me (but in a lighthearted way) and we talk about it after >really good banter Ever since implementing this, I'm just not sad anymore

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Anon asserts his dominance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 07/13/25(Sun)10:16:18 No.937042500 >be a 27 year old NEET >wake up at 6PM and roll out of my racecar bed >piss jugs are all full, have to use the toilet like some subhuman normie >waddle downstairs to find mummy for my wakey-wakey tendies and bakey >lights off, nobody there >there is a note on the refrigerator >"Pumpkin, your new daddy Leroy and I have gone to the movies for the afternoon I made some of your favorite chicken tenders, just heat them up in the microwave if you get hungry for num-nums. Love you, Mom" >f------ c--- has let my tendies get cold and mushy >and she expects me to heat them up myself like a slave >she will f------ learn today >change out of my cloth diaper into a disposable one and hit the road >spend the entire walk to the cinema filling my diapey with poo poo >arrive at the theater parking lot and coat myself in a thin layer of pee pee and poo >brace myself and enter the lobby >let loose my battle cry >RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >"MY PRECIOUS TENDIES HAVE GONE TO WASTE, NOW MY POOPY YOU SHALL TASTE" >pull handfuls of poop out of my diaper and fling them at random >staff tries to stop me but I am too quick and too slippery >entire venue is being evacuated >navigate my way to Superman >mummy and new daddy are in the back row >covered in poo and pee, two steaming loads in each hand >mummy's face is a mixture of shock and indescribable terror >walk slowly towards her while chanting "...tendies...tendies...tendies..." >our eyes are locked >as if from far away I hear new daddy say "ayo wut tha f--- this n-----" >cease my low chanting with a final "TENDIEEEEES" and smash the handfuls of rancid diarrhea onto either side of her head >bring my piss-soaked face right up to hers >her ears are filled with my poo, eardrums are ruptured, and eyes are nearly blinded by a mixture of tears and more poo >say very slowly and clearly >"Don't you ever f--- with my chicky tendies again" And the best part is the dumb w---- was too scared to even take away any of my good boy points
Anonymous 8 KB JPG 07/13/25(Sun)10:16:18 No.937042500 >be a 27 year old NEET >wake up at 6PM and roll out of my racecar bed >piss jugs are all full, have to use the toilet like some subhuman normie >waddle downstairs to find mummy for my wakey-wakey tendies and bakey >lights off, nobody there >there is a note on the refrigerator >"Pumpkin, your new daddy Leroy and I have gone to the movies for the afternoon I made some of your favorite chicken tenders, just heat them up in the microwave if you get hungry for num-nums. Love you, Mom" >f------ c--- has let my tendies get cold and mushy >and she expects me to heat them up myself like a slave >she will f------ learn today >change out of my cloth diaper into a disposable one and hit the road >spend the entire walk to the cinema filling my diapey with poo poo >arrive at the theater parking lot and coat myself in a thin layer of pee pee and poo >brace myself and enter the lobby >let loose my battle cry >RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >"MY PRECIOUS TENDIES HAVE GONE TO WASTE, NOW MY POOPY YOU SHALL TASTE" >pull handfuls of poop out of my diaper and fling them at random >staff tries to stop me but I am too quick and too slippery >entire venue is being evacuated >navigate my way to Superman >mummy and new daddy are in the back row >covered in poo and pee, two steaming loads in each hand >mummy's face is a mixture of shock and indescribable terror >walk slowly towards her while chanting "...tendies...tendies...tendies..." >our eyes are locked >as if from far away I hear new daddy say "ayo wut tha f--- this n-----" >cease my low chanting with a final "TENDIEEEEES" and smash the handfuls of rancid diarrhea onto either side of her head >bring my piss-soaked face right up to hers >her ears are filled with my poo, eardrums are ruptured, and eyes are nearly blinded by a mixture of tears and more poo >say very slowly and clearly >"Don't you ever f--- with my chicky tendies again" And the best part is the dumb w---- was too scared to even take away any of my good boy points

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Two men bond over similarities | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)09:15:07 No.81813339 Heterosexuals are unironically more horny than us homos but women despise all men on some subconscious level and view themselves as above them all, which is why they only wanna have sex with the top tier men since having sex with anyone else brings them down to "their level" and is like some kind of humiliation ritual to them. Meanwhile gay guys actually like men and having sex with men so they just do it. >>81813420 # Anonymous >>81813339 # 07/13/25(Sun)09:26:14 No.81813420 >Meanwhile gay guys actually like men and having sex with men so they just do it. Trvke, the key difference is gay men actually love men, they aren't just sexually attracted to men.
Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)09:15:07 No.81813339 Heterosexuals are unironically more horny than us homos but women despise all men on some subconscious level and view themselves as above them all, which is why they only wanna have sex with the top tier men since having sex with anyone else brings them down to "their level" and is like some kind of humiliation ritual to them. Meanwhile gay guys actually like men and having sex with men so they just do it. >>81813420 # Anonymous >>81813339 # 07/13/25(Sun)09:26:14 No.81813420 >Meanwhile gay guys actually like men and having sex with men so they just do it. Trvke, the key difference is gay men actually love men, they aren't just sexually attracted to men.

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american dream | /r/Greentext

1d (12/27 14:23)-30449273 1 Reply >>30448949 >beg wagies for 10 dollars >go score some fent with your 10 dollars >get high and pass out in an alley >wake up and repeat Living off the land OD
1d (12/27 14:23)-30449273 1 Reply >>30448949 >beg wagies for 10 dollars >go score some fent with your 10 dollars >get high and pass out in an alley >wake up and repeat Living off the land OD

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Anon does not believe in AI | /r/Greentext

File: 1751776071334476.jpg (20 KB, 306x306) Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:12:40 No. 105889651 >>105889667 >>105889754 >>105889767 >>105889825 >>105889848 >>105889897 >>105890011 >>105890067 >>105890117 Al does not exist. There is no "intelligence". It is a statistical decision engine that selects words from the billions of text-tokens it "learned" to pick a token that might be most probable for a specific input. It is not capable of understanding what it says or sees. It is not self-aware. It can not reason with intention or goals. IT CAN NOT LEARN and it can not advance from its training. It is simulating intelligence. The "intelligence" is as real as your 2d waifu butt. Stop calling it "AI". We are several decades away from any artificial intelligence, if it is possible at all. Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:14:54 No.105889667 >>105889651 (OP) >>105889709 It's called Al because it simulates intelligence artificially. Kys you stupid fat retard Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:20:48 No.105889709 >>105889742 >>105889667 How do you simulate non-artificially d------- Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:26:34 No.105889742 ►>>105889765 >>105889805 >>105889709 You can't, it's redundant to say both simulate and artificial but unfortunately it's necessary in order to get the point across to retards like OP that don't understand that Al is an accurate descriptor for LLMs. Now stfu Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:29:00 No.105889754 ►>>105889772 >>105889651 (OP) >It is a statistical decision engine that selects words from the billions of text-tokens it "learned" to pick a token that might be most probable for a specific input. prove how your brain also doesnt fit this definition >protip: you cant Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:30:55 No.105889765 >>105889742 105889898 Yeah no it's not an accurate descriptor for what LLMs are. They'd have to be intelligent to be called "artficial intelligence". Call it "simulated intelligence" SI if you want. That would get more to the truth. But no one wants "simulated intelligence". They are dreaming about "artficial intelligence" since the first computer "brains" came out. And it's a nice term to get the normies hyped up about Scifi dreams becoming true. >> Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:31:27 No.105889767 >>105889651 (OP) >>105889781 Intelligence doesn't mean "smart" it means something only an advanced brain can do (e.g. identify objects, write sentences, notice patterns, etc.)
File: 1751776071334476.jpg (20 KB, 306x306) Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:12:40 No. 105889651 >>105889667 >>105889754 >>105889767 >>105889825 >>105889848 >>105889897 >>105890011 >>105890067 >>105890117 Al does not exist. There is no "intelligence". It is a statistical decision engine that selects words from the billions of text-tokens it "learned" to pick a token that might be most probable for a specific input. It is not capable of understanding what it says or sees. It is not self-aware. It can not reason with intention or goals. IT CAN NOT LEARN and it can not advance from its training. It is simulating intelligence. The "intelligence" is as real as your 2d waifu butt. Stop calling it "AI". We are several decades away from any artificial intelligence, if it is possible at all. Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:14:54 No.105889667 >>105889651 (OP) >>105889709 It's called Al because it simulates intelligence artificially. Kys you stupid fat retard Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:20:48 No.105889709 >>105889742 >>105889667 How do you simulate non-artificially d------- Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:26:34 No.105889742 ►>>105889765 >>105889805 >>105889709 You can't, it's redundant to say both simulate and artificial but unfortunately it's necessary in order to get the point across to retards like OP that don't understand that Al is an accurate descriptor for LLMs. Now stfu Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:29:00 No.105889754 ►>>105889772 >>105889651 (OP) >It is a statistical decision engine that selects words from the billions of text-tokens it "learned" to pick a token that might be most probable for a specific input. prove how your brain also doesnt fit this definition >protip: you cant Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:30:55 No.105889765 >>105889742 105889898 Yeah no it's not an accurate descriptor for what LLMs are. They'd have to be intelligent to be called "artficial intelligence". Call it "simulated intelligence" SI if you want. That would get more to the truth. But no one wants "simulated intelligence". They are dreaming about "artficial intelligence" since the first computer "brains" came out. And it's a nice term to get the normies hyped up about Scifi dreams becoming true. >> Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)14:31:27 No.105889767 >>105889651 (OP) >>105889781 Intelligence doesn't mean "smart" it means something only an advanced brain can do (e.g. identify objects, write sentences, notice patterns, etc.)

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Anon talks about average man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>33356910 # 07/13/25(Sun)19:16:25 No.33356944 >average man knows he will be rejected so he doesn't even try. Don't project your insecurities on the layman, YOU think you'll be rejected so you don't try but the average man still goes out and tries because he understands that it's a numbers game. The average man understands that getting shot down a few times is completely normal and can handle that without having an ego meltdown. The average man gets laid, can find a girlfriend and will probably even get married. The average man isn't an incel. There are more incels now than there were 20 years ago, but I blame the internet and lack of discipline in todays men for that >>33356951 #
Anonymous >>33356910 # 07/13/25(Sun)19:16:25 No.33356944 >average man knows he will be rejected so he doesn't even try. Don't project your insecurities on the layman, YOU think you'll be rejected so you don't try but the average man still goes out and tries because he understands that it's a numbers game. The average man understands that getting shot down a few times is completely normal and can handle that without having an ego meltdown. The average man gets laid, can find a girlfriend and will probably even get married. The average man isn't an incel. There are more incels now than there were 20 years ago, but I blame the internet and lack of discipline in todays men for that >>33356951 #

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Anon realizes he was loved all along | /r/Greentext

File: 1488847794359.jpg (64 KB, 633x758) ( Anonymous 10/18/20(Sun)18:01:36 No.60530724 | >>60531021 >Going through dead parents house >They kept everything from my childhood >Every school book >Every scrap of paper I scribbled on >Every toy or game I played with >Every photo of me >All my old clothes and baby shoes >Even my milk teeth What the f---? I thought they hated me
File: 1488847794359.jpg (64 KB, 633x758) ( Anonymous 10/18/20(Sun)18:01:36 No.60530724 | >>60531021 >Going through dead parents house >They kept everything from my childhood >Every school book >Every scrap of paper I scribbled on >Every toy or game I played with >Every photo of me >All my old clothes and baby shoes >Even my milk teeth What the f---? I thought they hated me

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moo says the cow | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/11/23(Thu)20:58:5 >game has cows >talk to her >"moo."
Anonymous 05/11/23(Thu)20:58:5 >game has cows >talk to her >"moo."

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This was never an issue before | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Stop Killing Games 07/12/25(Sat)20:59:12 No.715279036 nicole explains.jpg 206 KB JPG >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FORCE DEVS TO SUPPORT GAMES FOREVER! >what? you just want to be able to run basic dedicated servers in private without relying on continued support of a publisher? >but it's too difficult/infringes IP... AIIIIIIIIEEEEEE *short circuits* >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FORCE DEVS TO SUPPORT GAMES FOREVER! Why do corpocuck shills meltdown when we ask for the most basic private servers? Why do they post the same strawman arguments again and again?
Anonymous Stop Killing Games 07/12/25(Sat)20:59:12 No.715279036 nicole explains.jpg 206 KB JPG >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FORCE DEVS TO SUPPORT GAMES FOREVER! >what? you just want to be able to run basic dedicated servers in private without relying on continued support of a publisher? >but it's too difficult/infringes IP... AIIIIIIIIEEEEEE *short circuits* >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FORCE DEVS TO SUPPORT GAMES FOREVER! Why do corpocuck shills meltdown when we ask for the most basic private servers? Why do they post the same strawman arguments again and again?

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Certified verified and inspired | /r/Greentext

Anonymous media literacy award CERTIFICATE of MEDIA 02/04/25(Tue)19:17:00 No.702136881 Erm, this is making fun of you, actually Literally the coolest thing ever LITERACY 1.73 MB PNG Is there a name for this phenomenon?
Anonymous media literacy award CERTIFICATE of MEDIA 02/04/25(Tue)19:17:00 No.702136881 Erm, this is making fun of you, actually Literally the coolest thing ever LITERACY 1.73 MB PNG Is there a name for this phenomenon?

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Leafanon protects his date | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: zs2ecVVK) 07/12/25(Sat) 16:08:18 No.510215396 >>510207742 >>510215601 I had something similar like that happen on a date in 2019 and thank God it didnt escalate that far. >on date with early 20s blonde white woman >byward market in ottawa at night >we get accosted by random homeless addict weirdo who tries to grab her and get in my face >I shove him back >"get the f--- away from us" >almost get arrested by the cops >listen to my date cry about how I was "over reacting and he's just misunderstood" >she says I'm toxic a week later and ghosts me Got to respect the chinksect GF's lack of empathy for scum.
Anonymous (ID: zs2ecVVK) 07/12/25(Sat) 16:08:18 No.510215396 >>510207742 >>510215601 I had something similar like that happen on a date in 2019 and thank God it didnt escalate that far. >on date with early 20s blonde white woman >byward market in ottawa at night >we get accosted by random homeless addict weirdo who tries to grab her and get in my face >I shove him back >"get the f--- away from us" >almost get arrested by the cops >listen to my date cry about how I was "over reacting and he's just misunderstood" >she says I'm toxic a week later and ghosts me Got to respect the chinksect GF's lack of empathy for scum.

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Bohemian Racksody | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 09/10/14(Wed)11:43:03 No.28608503 >Doing deadlifts >Some f------ kid runs around my gym >Runs into my leg as I'm trying to lockout the lift >I drop the bar into the ground, loudly >Tell the kid to piss off >His mother shows up, angry as f--- >Tells me to stop lifting around the kids >Reply that she should keep the kids away from me >Next day >F------ kid is bothering me again when im doing chest >Slam the weights loudly right next to him >Kid cries, tells his mom that I'm scary >The mom flips out, gives me a huge rant about what a meathead I am >I yell back, she eventually starts crying and runs off with both her kids >She moves out, never see her or the little s---- again >Homegym masterrace >>28608544 # >>28608562 #
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 09/10/14(Wed)11:43:03 No.28608503 >Doing deadlifts >Some f------ kid runs around my gym >Runs into my leg as I'm trying to lockout the lift >I drop the bar into the ground, loudly >Tell the kid to piss off >His mother shows up, angry as f--- >Tells me to stop lifting around the kids >Reply that she should keep the kids away from me >Next day >F------ kid is bothering me again when im doing chest >Slam the weights loudly right next to him >Kid cries, tells his mom that I'm scary >The mom flips out, gives me a huge rant about what a meathead I am >I yell back, she eventually starts crying and runs off with both her kids >She moves out, never see her or the little s---- again >Homegym masterrace >>28608544 # >>28608562 #

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Anon finds out about the psyop user | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/07/2025, 15:51:48 No.37905014 137 KB JPEG >Be me > decide i want to look at reddit for the lulz > find out they have 4chin subreddit > neat.jpg > look inside > all gay fantasies by one user > u/moidcrush > like every gay fantasy you could imagine under the sun posted there > trooning, femboys, crushes, you name it > users have caught on, always identify as psyop > moidcrush never stops posting massively supergay content even though it gets outed as their own fantasies every time > based as f---
Anonymous 12/07/2025, 15:51:48 No.37905014 137 KB JPEG >Be me > decide i want to look at reddit for the lulz > find out they have 4chin subreddit > neat.jpg > look inside > all gay fantasies by one user > u/moidcrush > like every gay fantasy you could imagine under the sun posted there > trooning, femboys, crushes, you name it > users have caught on, always identify as psyop > moidcrush never stops posting massively supergay content even though it gets outed as their own fantasies every time > based as f---

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Anon needs some advice. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)13:54:45 No.25160059 DADDY'S LITTLE BOY ΤΟΥ HIT M EASY LAY GIVE ME PENIS FREE RIDE 1638527888715.jpg 38 KB JPG How do I, a straight male, become a gay bottom?
Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)13:54:45 No.25160059 DADDY'S LITTLE BOY ΤΟΥ HIT M EASY LAY GIVE ME PENIS FREE RIDE 1638527888715.jpg 38 KB JPG How do I, a straight male, become a gay bottom?

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OP is a professor at PVCC | /r/Greentext

07/12/25(Sat)09:59:10 No.510178034 >>510178415 >>510178497 >>510178559 >>510178770 >>510178779 >>510179549 >>510179743 >>510180700 File: Piedmont VA_Comm_College_logo.gif (20 KB, 287x220) PVCC PIEDMONT VIRGINIA COMMUNITY COLLEGE Opportunity. Access. Excellence. >> ☐ Anonymous (ID: WXGEN0fz >>510178034 (OP). ☐ Anonymous (ID: rJVCwiRZ >Be me >Professor at community college >Have an autistic manchild in class > He won't stop screeching > Jesus stfu about Sonichu > Starting to go insane > Manchild fails exam, doesn't hand in final report > Realize you'll have to teach him again next semester > Freak out > "Adjust❞ his grades to barely get him a passing grade > Great, now he's someone else's problem 07/12/25(Sat) 10:06:10 No.510178415 >>510178767 You were too good to teach an ascended mistress on a love quest. Xhe should be teaching you. Anonymous (ID: OkJwQNQ9 07/12/25(Sat) 10:07:43 No.510178497 >> >>510178034 (OP). >passing grade >someone else's problem This happens a lot more than people think. Teachers don't give a f--- about education they want the easiest class they can get. Anonymous (ID: Tw6dfatU 07/12/25(Sat)10:08:50 No.510178559 >>510178034 (OP) PRIVATE VILLA OF CORRUPTED CITIZENS >> Anonymous (ID: rJVCwiRZ 07/12/25(Sat) 10:12:19 No.510178767 >>510178415 Teaching me to do what? Get suspended from a Community College for searching for a "boyfriend free girl"? Or how to spend 5 years studying for a 2 year associates.
07/12/25(Sat)09:59:10 No.510178034 >>510178415 >>510178497 >>510178559 >>510178770 >>510178779 >>510179549 >>510179743 >>510180700 File: Piedmont VA_Comm_College_logo.gif (20 KB, 287x220) PVCC PIEDMONT VIRGINIA COMMUNITY COLLEGE Opportunity. Access. Excellence. >> ☐ Anonymous (ID: WXGEN0fz >>510178034 (OP). ☐ Anonymous (ID: rJVCwiRZ >Be me >Professor at community college >Have an autistic manchild in class > He won't stop screeching > Jesus stfu about Sonichu > Starting to go insane > Manchild fails exam, doesn't hand in final report > Realize you'll have to teach him again next semester > Freak out > "Adjust❞ his grades to barely get him a passing grade > Great, now he's someone else's problem 07/12/25(Sat) 10:06:10 No.510178415 >>510178767 You were too good to teach an ascended mistress on a love quest. Xhe should be teaching you. Anonymous (ID: OkJwQNQ9 07/12/25(Sat) 10:07:43 No.510178497 >> >>510178034 (OP). >passing grade >someone else's problem This happens a lot more than people think. Teachers don't give a f--- about education they want the easiest class they can get. Anonymous (ID: Tw6dfatU 07/12/25(Sat)10:08:50 No.510178559 >>510178034 (OP) PRIVATE VILLA OF CORRUPTED CITIZENS >> Anonymous (ID: rJVCwiRZ 07/12/25(Sat) 10:12:19 No.510178767 >>510178415 Teaching me to do what? Get suspended from a Community College for searching for a "boyfriend free girl"? Or how to spend 5 years studying for a 2 year associates.

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Anon origin story | /r/Greentext

>Be me Extreme f-- Like, as a guy, >Politically, very gay gay
>Be me Extreme f-- Like, as a guy, >Politically, very gay gay

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