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Anon on 2D Minecraft | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)16:08:12 No.709743242 4.Terraria header.jpg 63 KB JPG >game has too much content Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)16:11:21 No.709743445 True. I bought it then downloaded that calamity pack because somebody said it was sick. Then I uninstalled when I realized there's a depth to this game I wasn't wanting to commit to. >>709763858 # : Anonymous >>709743242 (OP) # 05/14/25(Wed)16:12:16 No.709743508 It was such a comfy game when it first came out. Now it's autism heaven
Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)16:08:12 No.709743242 4.Terraria header.jpg 63 KB JPG >game has too much content Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)16:11:21 No.709743445 True. I bought it then downloaded that calamity pack because somebody said it was sick. Then I uninstalled when I realized there's a depth to this game I wasn't wanting to commit to. >>709763858 # : Anonymous >>709743242 (OP) # 05/14/25(Wed)16:12:16 No.709743508 It was such a comfy game when it first came out. Now it's autism heaven

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Anon did some magic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 396 KB PNG 5/18/2025, 8:53:03 AM No.83104299 > be me > into magic tricks > decide to make a magic wand with NFC chip inside > program it to auto-charge phones that get too close > just a little, like $1.99 > dress in full wizard robes > board a packed morning train > stand in the middle like it's a stage > take out wand > "ABRACADABRA YOUR MONEY IS MINE" > wave it dramatically > hear multiple *ding* sounds > people checking phones confused >mfw I just cast contactless theft >mfw it's technically grand larceny but also street magic
Anonymous 396 KB PNG 5/18/2025, 8:53:03 AM No.83104299 > be me > into magic tricks > decide to make a magic wand with NFC chip inside > program it to auto-charge phones that get too close > just a little, like $1.99 > dress in full wizard robes > board a packed morning train > stand in the middle like it's a stage > take out wand > "ABRACADABRA YOUR MONEY IS MINE" > wave it dramatically > hear multiple *ding* sounds > people checking phones confused >mfw I just cast contactless theft >mfw it's technically grand larceny but also street magic

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Real and gay | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/25(Mon) 13:08:50 No.81009597 >straight male >homosexual urges > masochistic urges >r--- fantasy its over for me isn't it 74 KB PNG Anonymous >>81009597 (OP) # 04/28/25(Mon) 13:10:14 No.81009604 Why is it so hard fo you f------ go just admit that you're gay >>81011099 # : Anonymous >>81009597 (OP) # 04/28/25(Mon) 13:14:30 No.81009634 Have you considered that sexuality doesn't fit into man made boxes in large majority of cases? Your feelings are only surprising if you accept the dogma of heterosexuality / homosexuality dichotomy and make this arbitrary division a part of your personality. >>81009679 # Anonymous >>81009597 (OP) # 04/28/25(Mon) 13:15:39 No.81009639 Download grindr and get topped (straightly)
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/25(Mon) 13:08:50 No.81009597 >straight male >homosexual urges > masochistic urges >r--- fantasy its over for me isn't it 74 KB PNG Anonymous >>81009597 (OP) # 04/28/25(Mon) 13:10:14 No.81009604 Why is it so hard fo you f------ go just admit that you're gay >>81011099 # : Anonymous >>81009597 (OP) # 04/28/25(Mon) 13:14:30 No.81009634 Have you considered that sexuality doesn't fit into man made boxes in large majority of cases? Your feelings are only surprising if you accept the dogma of heterosexuality / homosexuality dichotomy and make this arbitrary division a part of your personality. >>81009679 # Anonymous >>81009597 (OP) # 04/28/25(Mon) 13:15:39 No.81009639 Download grindr and get topped (straightly)

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Anon bakes some cookies | /r/Greentext

18/05/2025, 4:02:07 pm > decide to make choc chip cookies No.18501695 > only have enough money for one 50g bar of chocolate > say f--- it and buy a 50g pack of peanut m&ms instead > it's a compromise, but it'll still work out fine > make the cookies > dont have a clean baking pan > have to bake them in a frying pan in 3 lots cause frying pan is not big enough > it's a compromise, but it'll still work out fine > during baking, cookies spread out and stick together because i made them too big > i have to cut them apart with a butter knife > it's a compromise, but it'll still work out fine > after three f------ hours my kitchen is disgusting but i'm finally done with them > sit down and eat one > tastes like sweet panko, with an overwhelming oiliness from the butter i greased the pan with > the best part is the peanut m&ms of which there is about one every two cookies because the 50g pack was too small > the cookies are so big they don't fit in my cookie jar, trying to break one in half just makes them desintegrate > clean up kitchen, j------- and go to bed i love baking
18/05/2025, 4:02:07 pm > decide to make choc chip cookies No.18501695 > only have enough money for one 50g bar of chocolate > say f--- it and buy a 50g pack of peanut m&ms instead > it's a compromise, but it'll still work out fine > make the cookies > dont have a clean baking pan > have to bake them in a frying pan in 3 lots cause frying pan is not big enough > it's a compromise, but it'll still work out fine > during baking, cookies spread out and stick together because i made them too big > i have to cut them apart with a butter knife > it's a compromise, but it'll still work out fine > after three f------ hours my kitchen is disgusting but i'm finally done with them > sit down and eat one > tastes like sweet panko, with an overwhelming oiliness from the butter i greased the pan with > the best part is the peanut m&ms of which there is about one every two cookies because the 50g pack was too small > the cookies are so big they don't fit in my cookie jar, trying to break one in half just makes them desintegrate > clean up kitchen, j------- and go to bed i love baking

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Dear vivzie, from anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/18/25(Sun)07:34:42 No.148634611 IMG_1371.jpg 105 KB JPG >Dear vivzie, i wrote but you still 'aint callin. I left my demon-sona drawing and my DA account at the bottom. I sent two loona edits back in autumn you must not have got em
Anonymous 05/18/25(Sun)07:34:42 No.148634611 IMG_1371.jpg 105 KB JPG >Dear vivzie, i wrote but you still 'aint callin. I left my demon-sona drawing and my DA account at the bottom. I sent two loona edits back in autumn you must not have got em

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Anon watches Indiana Jones | /r/Greentext

Indiana-Jones-smirk-e1546299380834.jpg 64 KB JPG >sacred artifact of the Jews is full of demons and melts your face off >the cup of Christ allows you to live forever and heals all injuries What did Lucas mean by this?
Indiana-Jones-smirk-e1546299380834.jpg 64 KB JPG >sacred artifact of the Jews is full of demons and melts your face off >the cup of Christ allows you to live forever and heals all injuries What did Lucas mean by this?

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Anon reveals the secret behind his growth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Rate my routine 03/21/24(Thu)12:4 Monday: Head Tuesday: Shoulders Wednesday: Knees 47 KB JPG Thursday: Toes Friday: Knees Saturday: Toes Sunday: Rest
: Anonymous Rate my routine 03/21/24(Thu)12:4 Monday: Head Tuesday: Shoulders Wednesday: Knees 47 KB JPG Thursday: Toes Friday: Knees Saturday: Toes Sunday: Rest

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Something about juice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG Bonus question; 05/17/25(Sat)20:44:04 No.81196112 Can someone explain the black cuck fetish? I really do not understand, what is hot about it. >Why is having your gf / wife get f----- hot? >Why does it have to be a black guy? >Why do some people "worship" b---------? As in why does the race matter? Why not just c---? Why not white c---?
: Anonymous 31 KB JPG Bonus question; 05/17/25(Sat)20:44:04 No.81196112 Can someone explain the black cuck fetish? I really do not understand, what is hot about it. >Why is having your gf / wife get f----- hot? >Why does it have to be a black guy? >Why do some people "worship" b---------? As in why does the race matter? Why not just c---? Why not white c---?

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Anon has seen things | /r/Greentext

File: 1736783104497.jpg (502 KB, 1439x1243) Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:04:18 No.81197199 [Reply] ► i watched my friend have sex with a corpse in the summer of 2007. Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:15:43 No.81197945 w--? for real? wheres the greentext?
File: 1736783104497.jpg (502 KB, 1439x1243) Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:04:18 No.81197199 [Reply] ► i watched my friend have sex with a corpse in the summer of 2007. Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:15:43 No.81197945 w--? for real? wheres the greentext?

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Stage 3: Anger | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Nothing Ever happens 35 KB JPG >diablo 4 dead 05/17/25(Sat) 18:09:54 No.709972643 >doom flopped >ubishit is dying >bungie is dying >square enix is dying >nintendo getting real backlash due pricing >xbox is dead >new valve game flopped >poe2 bleeding players >pretty much all MMOS except OSRS dying nothing ever happens bros I dont feel so good... Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:10:40 No.709972687 boy people on the internet sure love to bitch >>709972730 # >>709976880 # Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:11:02 No.709972710 You forgot to add youre dying >>709972746 # >>709973429 # >>709975563 # >>709977350 # Anonymous >>709972687 # 05/17/25(Sat) 18:11:23 No.709972730 You think /v/ is known for praising things? F--- off >>709972832 # >>709972887 # >>709973398 #
Anonymous Nothing Ever happens 35 KB JPG >diablo 4 dead 05/17/25(Sat) 18:09:54 No.709972643 >doom flopped >ubishit is dying >bungie is dying >square enix is dying >nintendo getting real backlash due pricing >xbox is dead >new valve game flopped >poe2 bleeding players >pretty much all MMOS except OSRS dying nothing ever happens bros I dont feel so good... Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:10:40 No.709972687 boy people on the internet sure love to bitch >>709972730 # >>709976880 # Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:11:02 No.709972710 You forgot to add youre dying >>709972746 # >>709973429 # >>709975563 # >>709977350 # Anonymous >>709972687 # 05/17/25(Sat) 18:11:23 No.709972730 You think /v/ is known for praising things? F--- off >>709972832 # >>709972887 # >>709973398 #

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Dream of the basement chambers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I f------ hate romance VNs 9 KB JPG you specifically 05/17/25(Sat)23:38:08 No.709970510 >game offers you a plethora of unique dating options with various personalities >they are complex and likable and you will wish they all be happy >to avoid NTR suspicions, after you chose a girl the others will NOT get over you and will just continue being miserable and obsessed with >even if the girl have amazing chemistry with another character they could never be a thing even if you don't pay attention to her because all the love interests are supposed to be objects belonged to you I feel like I am a Chinese emperor dealing with concubine s--- from playing these games. How could people enjoy it?
: Anonymous I f------ hate romance VNs 9 KB JPG you specifically 05/17/25(Sat)23:38:08 No.709970510 >game offers you a plethora of unique dating options with various personalities >they are complex and likable and you will wish they all be happy >to avoid NTR suspicions, after you chose a girl the others will NOT get over you and will just continue being miserable and obsessed with >even if the girl have amazing chemistry with another character they could never be a thing even if you don't pay attention to her because all the love interests are supposed to be objects belonged to you I feel like I am a Chinese emperor dealing with concubine s--- from playing these games. How could people enjoy it?

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Turn cringe battles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:22:56 No.709973546 >I hate turn based battles! >but I love pokemon! What causes this? 20 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:22:56 No.709973546 >I hate turn based battles! >but I love pokemon! What causes this? 20 KB JPG

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Anon met tom | /r/Greentext

>>81355768 (OP) # img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left.
>>81355768 (OP) # img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left.

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Anon self improves | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Morley's FREESTYLE FRIED CHICKEN KREPT REVENGE BBQ HI 940 KB JPEG 17/05/2025, 15:12:47 > Be me No.39460125 > Bitchless, virgin, fat, broke loser at the age of 21 currently > Decent socially though, can hold a job, speak to women, not retarded etc > I also don't think I got a bad face underneath it all either > Got college commitments until the 3rd of June, then I'm back to my parents house for 3 months for the next term > As such I'm planning the ultimate gambit this summer > I'm at a 30% percent body fat currently > If I can lose 15%, that 15 kg of fat at my weight > That equates to 115k calories > If I do a 1200 calorie deficit daily, I can get there more or less > That means walking 15k steps to burn 3k calories and eating 1.8k > All my clothes are s--- as well, Primark drip, Sports Direct, charity shops etc > At the same, I want to work 60 hours a week, full time at a bar, then 20 hours a week agency work > I can get £13 an hour over 12 weeks, that's £9360 > Once I get my final paycheck, I'm getting tooth whitening, full tattoo sleeves and spending the rest at Dior, Louis Vuitton and Ralph Lauren > I will either become a chad by the end of summer, or die trying We don't do these things because they're easy, we do them because they're hard
Anonymous Morley's FREESTYLE FRIED CHICKEN KREPT REVENGE BBQ HI 940 KB JPEG 17/05/2025, 15:12:47 > Be me No.39460125 > Bitchless, virgin, fat, broke loser at the age of 21 currently > Decent socially though, can hold a job, speak to women, not retarded etc > I also don't think I got a bad face underneath it all either > Got college commitments until the 3rd of June, then I'm back to my parents house for 3 months for the next term > As such I'm planning the ultimate gambit this summer > I'm at a 30% percent body fat currently > If I can lose 15%, that 15 kg of fat at my weight > That equates to 115k calories > If I do a 1200 calorie deficit daily, I can get there more or less > That means walking 15k steps to burn 3k calories and eating 1.8k > All my clothes are s--- as well, Primark drip, Sports Direct, charity shops etc > At the same, I want to work 60 hours a week, full time at a bar, then 20 hours a week agency work > I can get £13 an hour over 12 weeks, that's £9360 > Once I get my final paycheck, I'm getting tooth whitening, full tattoo sleeves and spending the rest at Dior, Louis Vuitton and Ralph Lauren > I will either become a chad by the end of summer, or die trying We don't do these things because they're easy, we do them because they're hard

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Bring em back. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)12:52:15 No.709782297 15-> Ranger Station Dental Clinic Post Office 4545744.jpg 72 KB JPG Why did immersive user interfaces that try to be part of the game world die out?
Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)12:52:15 No.709782297 15-> Ranger Station Dental Clinic Post Office 4545744.jpg 72 KB JPG Why did immersive user interfaces that try to be part of the game world die out?

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Anon is schizo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 381 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)20:01:02 No.40342916 The only truth to religion is that >Paganism is correct >The United States of America is literally the earthly domain of the pagan gods. >Many figures in US history are all the avatars or reincarnations of pagan deities For example, did you know that Douglas MacArthur was the Avatar of Ares, the god of war? Or that George Washington was the Avatar of Zeus, king of the gods and god of the sky and diurnal thunder? Or that Teddy Roosevelt was the reincarnation of Heracles? Hail Washington-Zeus!
Anonymous 381 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)20:01:02 No.40342916 The only truth to religion is that >Paganism is correct >The United States of America is literally the earthly domain of the pagan gods. >Many figures in US history are all the avatars or reincarnations of pagan deities For example, did you know that Douglas MacArthur was the Avatar of Ares, the god of war? Or that George Washington was the Avatar of Zeus, king of the gods and god of the sky and diurnal thunder? Or that Teddy Roosevelt was the reincarnation of Heracles? Hail Washington-Zeus!

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