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Anon gets burned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 78 KB JPG some boipucci >be me 06/14/25(Sat)00:24:35 No.81488218 >have mtf qt3.14 in friend group >petite, slender build, haircut and makeup looking sexy >not passing 100% yet honestly but probably will soon >develop major crush on her >daydreaming about getting some premium blowies and maybe even >had some girlfriends before but got burned pretty bad >actually quit dating a few years ago >hoping this will be a good way for me to get back out there >talking to her a lot at friend's graduation party >vibe is right, decide to ask her out >she seems kind of shocked >she agrees but it got kind of awkward honestly >not sure what to make of it so decide just to stay positive about the situation >fast forward a week >she cancels a few hours before the date She posted a pic the next day of her with a guy. He's at least 6'2" (I'm 5'10"). It also turns out that me asking her out has become kind of joke and I'm feeling myself getting pushed out of the group. I don't know what to do next. Should I just apologize for the whole thing? 1 Reply : Anonymous >>81488218 (OP) # View Thread 06/14/25(Sat) 04:13:24 No.81489256 Oooooof best to leave and never talk to the group again
: Anonymous 78 KB JPG some boipucci >be me 06/14/25(Sat)00:24:35 No.81488218 >have mtf qt3.14 in friend group >petite, slender build, haircut and makeup looking sexy >not passing 100% yet honestly but probably will soon >develop major crush on her >daydreaming about getting some premium blowies and maybe even >had some girlfriends before but got burned pretty bad >actually quit dating a few years ago >hoping this will be a good way for me to get back out there >talking to her a lot at friend's graduation party >vibe is right, decide to ask her out >she seems kind of shocked >she agrees but it got kind of awkward honestly >not sure what to make of it so decide just to stay positive about the situation >fast forward a week >she cancels a few hours before the date She posted a pic the next day of her with a guy. He's at least 6'2" (I'm 5'10"). It also turns out that me asking her out has become kind of joke and I'm feeling myself getting pushed out of the group. I don't know what to do next. Should I just apologize for the whole thing? 1 Reply : Anonymous >>81488218 (OP) # View Thread 06/14/25(Sat) 04:13:24 No.81489256 Oooooof best to leave and never talk to the group again

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Anon Doesn't Understand Demi Lardner | /r/Greentext

File: 005056436627.jpg (62 KB, 618x710) ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:53:05 No.211313245 >>211313262 >>211313284 >>211313557 >>211313642 >>211313872 >>211314042 >>211317841 >>211318189 >Australian comedy ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:53:50 No.211313262 >>211317810 >>211317828 >>211313245 (OP). Is it a girl or a boy ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:54:22 No.211313276 >>211313262 Yes >>211313276 >>211313404 ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:56:32 No.211313300 ►>>211313331 >>211313344 >>211313941 >>211313961 >>211314050 >>211314145 >>211314349 >>211314819 >>211315968 File: gettyimages-2166052398.jpg (426 KB, 2400x1592) PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS BAAAA SARIS 2024 2024 >Australia comedy but actually funny ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)16:11:21 No.211313557 >>211313582 >>211313245 (OP). Would. ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)16:35:59 No.211313872 >>211313245 (OP) The "Dad's google history" is a great concept and the routine would be really funny if this woman wasn't so personally repellant. ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)16:41:10 No.211313941 ► File: images(13).jpg (24 KB, 480x360) >>211313300 >But actually funny ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)17:46:50 No.211314819 >>211313300 >mmm did I hear someone wanted to see my mum's breakdance routine?
File: 005056436627.jpg (62 KB, 618x710) ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:53:05 No.211313245 >>211313262 >>211313284 >>211313557 >>211313642 >>211313872 >>211314042 >>211317841 >>211318189 >Australian comedy ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:53:50 No.211313262 >>211317810 >>211317828 >>211313245 (OP). Is it a girl or a boy ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:54:22 No.211313276 >>211313262 Yes >>211313276 >>211313404 ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)15:56:32 No.211313300 ►>>211313331 >>211313344 >>211313941 >>211313961 >>211314050 >>211314145 >>211314349 >>211314819 >>211315968 File: gettyimages-2166052398.jpg (426 KB, 2400x1592) PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS 2024 PARIS BAAAA SARIS 2024 2024 >Australia comedy but actually funny ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)16:11:21 No.211313557 >>211313582 >>211313245 (OP). Would. ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)16:35:59 No.211313872 >>211313245 (OP) The "Dad's google history" is a great concept and the routine would be really funny if this woman wasn't so personally repellant. ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)16:41:10 No.211313941 ► File: images(13).jpg (24 KB, 480x360) >>211313300 >But actually funny ☐ Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)17:46:50 No.211314819 >>211313300 >mmm did I hear someone wanted to see my mum's breakdance routine?

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Anon doesnt understand allah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat) 14:44:31 No.194671663 John, you filthy infidel, these will be your lands. Whatever.... Ahmad, my most devoted follower. I grant you this desert. Alhamdulillah! thank you so much Allah-san! Allah.png 1.17 MB PNG What did Allah mean by this? Anonymous >>194671663 (OP) # gem 03/09/24(Sat) 14:45:43 No.194671707
: Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat) 14:44:31 No.194671663 John, you filthy infidel, these will be your lands. Whatever.... Ahmad, my most devoted follower. I grant you this desert. Alhamdulillah! thank you so much Allah-san! Allah.png 1.17 MB PNG What did Allah mean by this? Anonymous >>194671663 (OP) # gem 03/09/24(Sat) 14:45:43 No.194671707

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Anon made me horny and jerk off | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)03:40:13 No.935735433 Anyone else incapable of feeling any sort of pleasure? And where the f--- do you go from here? I haven't been happy in years, and it's progressively gotten worse to the point where I don't even get small glimpses of happiness anymore. I don't remember the last time I genuinely laughed or smiled. Or even just felt excited about something. Even cheap thrills like videos games or TV shows, I haven't played or watched anything in literal years. I don't get enjoyment from absolutely anything. 30 KB JPG Tried meds, SSRIs, mood stabilizers, wellbutrin, etc nothing worked. They either didn't do s--- or made me insane. No one understands... I'm not "going through a rough time” nothing is wrong. My brain just cannot produce happy chemicals or whatever the f---. Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)03:41:20 No.935735477 >Anyone else incapable of feeling any sort of pleasure? yes. didn't read the rest Imao pwned : Anonymous >>935735433 (OP) # i know what you mean 06/14/25(Sat)03:44:16 No.935735610
Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)03:40:13 No.935735433 Anyone else incapable of feeling any sort of pleasure? And where the f--- do you go from here? I haven't been happy in years, and it's progressively gotten worse to the point where I don't even get small glimpses of happiness anymore. I don't remember the last time I genuinely laughed or smiled. Or even just felt excited about something. Even cheap thrills like videos games or TV shows, I haven't played or watched anything in literal years. I don't get enjoyment from absolutely anything. 30 KB JPG Tried meds, SSRIs, mood stabilizers, wellbutrin, etc nothing worked. They either didn't do s--- or made me insane. No one understands... I'm not "going through a rough time” nothing is wrong. My brain just cannot produce happy chemicals or whatever the f---. Anonymous 06/14/25(Sat)03:41:20 No.935735477 >Anyone else incapable of feeling any sort of pleasure? yes. didn't read the rest Imao pwned : Anonymous >>935735433 (OP) # i know what you mean 06/14/25(Sat)03:44:16 No.935735610

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The real male fantasy is being accepted for who you are | /r/Greentext

09/03/24(Tue)10:00:07 No.270631000 Anonymous Female self-insert Male self-insert anime self-inserts.png 880 KB PNG Why do men not want to self-insert as attractive, high-value males?
09/03/24(Tue)10:00:07 No.270631000 Anonymous Female self-insert Male self-insert anime self-inserts.png 880 KB PNG Why do men not want to self-insert as attractive, high-value males?

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Be me straight. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Am I gay now? 06/12/25(Thu)06:16:57 No.40031304 I'm straight but couple days ago I got unbelieveable fellatio from a femboy. Like I almost passed out when I came. I felt so dizzy I had trouble standing up. Now I struggle to think anything else.
: Anonymous Am I gay now? 06/12/25(Thu)06:16:57 No.40031304 I'm straight but couple days ago I got unbelieveable fellatio from a femboy. Like I almost passed out when I came. I felt so dizzy I had trouble standing up. Now I struggle to think anything else.

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Be me, be fish | /r/Greentext

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>We gotta do something about trans people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: 329 KB PNG mass shooting >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"
Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: 329 KB PNG mass shooting >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"

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anon gave up on dating | /r/Greentext

File: 01984723946238957236587365.png (8 KB, 251x201) Anonymous 06/02/25(Mon)14:30:35 No.81369691 ? >hanging out with classmates after exam >dating talk comes up >i tell them i've given up on it >some of the girls go "you can't give up you're young still!" >ask them if they'd date me >"uhm, no..."
File: 01984723946238957236587365.png (8 KB, 251x201) Anonymous 06/02/25(Mon)14:30:35 No.81369691 ? >hanging out with classmates after exam >dating talk comes up >i tell them i've given up on it >some of the girls go "you can't give up you're young still!" >ask them if they'd date me >"uhm, no..."

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Anon is a loner by choice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 568 KB JPG 06/13/25(Fri)08:29:42 No.81480918 >be me >spend years avoiding dating because i know i'm messed up and i don't want to put that on other people >eventually basically shun other people despite being starved for connection >feel like s--- constantly >eventually i can't take it anymore and start talking to other people at work >keep my distance for the most part to protect them but we hang out sometimes >eventually at a bar with 5 coworkers, 3 male 2 female >conversation eventually turns to me and one of the females asks if i'm seeing anybody >say no and kind of explain my thoughts a little bit >"anon that's so sad :(" >try to explain that it's actually for other people's benefit >basically everyone at the table disagrees with me >one of the guys outright tells me that i'm depriving myself for no reason and that "a good partner or good friends will HELP with your issues you wouldn't be burdening them" >just say okay because i don't want to fight i should have known better honestly. next time i'll keep it to myself better.
Anonymous 568 KB JPG 06/13/25(Fri)08:29:42 No.81480918 >be me >spend years avoiding dating because i know i'm messed up and i don't want to put that on other people >eventually basically shun other people despite being starved for connection >feel like s--- constantly >eventually i can't take it anymore and start talking to other people at work >keep my distance for the most part to protect them but we hang out sometimes >eventually at a bar with 5 coworkers, 3 male 2 female >conversation eventually turns to me and one of the females asks if i'm seeing anybody >say no and kind of explain my thoughts a little bit >"anon that's so sad :(" >try to explain that it's actually for other people's benefit >basically everyone at the table disagrees with me >one of the guys outright tells me that i'm depriving myself for no reason and that "a good partner or good friends will HELP with your issues you wouldn't be burdening them" >just say okay because i don't want to fight i should have known better honestly. next time i'll keep it to myself better.

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Anon Wants to Fight Crime | /r/Greentext

File: 7j4ai7jcmka412.png (157 KB, 349x411) Cole man Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon)15:54:35 No.211283465 >>211284975 >>211285973 >>211286315 >Woah, you think I'm here to blackmail him? >No way haha >Just hear me out, Lucius... >What if I was like... his sidekick? >That's right, I want IN. Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon) 17:21:49 No.211284975 ►>>211285355 >>211283465 (OP) >hes a bat, well i can be something else like a- like a bird! >thats right, hes the batman and ill be robinman! A bit on the nose, nolan Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon)17:48:34 No.211285355 >>211284975 >And we'll stop people robbin, man Cringe >> Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon) 18:32:09 No.211285973 >>211298315 >>211283465 (OP) I miss when people thought he'd be the riddler. Better times.
File: 7j4ai7jcmka412.png (157 KB, 349x411) Cole man Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon)15:54:35 No.211283465 >>211284975 >>211285973 >>211286315 >Woah, you think I'm here to blackmail him? >No way haha >Just hear me out, Lucius... >What if I was like... his sidekick? >That's right, I want IN. Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon) 17:21:49 No.211284975 ►>>211285355 >>211283465 (OP) >hes a bat, well i can be something else like a- like a bird! >thats right, hes the batman and ill be robinman! A bit on the nose, nolan Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon)17:48:34 No.211285355 >>211284975 >And we'll stop people robbin, man Cringe >> Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon) 18:32:09 No.211285973 >>211298315 >>211283465 (OP) I miss when people thought he'd be the riddler. Better times.

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Anon improves himself. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 29 KB JPG boyfriend did to her 06/13/25(Fri)06:19:12 No.81479768 >never dated before because I wasn't perfect >spent years at gym, cultivating fashion, getting life experience so i can become attractive >go on apps >get a couple matches and go on dates >no matter who i date i have to therapize some broken woman about s--- her ex Why can't people just be normal? I feel like I can't even talk about my interests because when ever I say I like a song/movie/book I'm gambling on the fact that her ex-boyfriend may have also liked it and now she's going to associate me with something he did to her. Why am I competing with someone who she's supposed to be over? I f------ hate dating, I'm wasting my life.
Anonymous 29 KB JPG boyfriend did to her 06/13/25(Fri)06:19:12 No.81479768 >never dated before because I wasn't perfect >spent years at gym, cultivating fashion, getting life experience so i can become attractive >go on apps >get a couple matches and go on dates >no matter who i date i have to therapize some broken woman about s--- her ex Why can't people just be normal? I feel like I can't even talk about my interests because when ever I say I like a song/movie/book I'm gambling on the fact that her ex-boyfriend may have also liked it and now she's going to associate me with something he did to her. Why am I competing with someone who she's supposed to be over? I f------ hate dating, I'm wasting my life.

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Anon has a good dad | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 144 KB PNG cigarettes 06/15/21(Tue)20:24:10 No.64167936 >be me >18 years old no gf or real social life or job >heavily depressed >go to stay with my dad for a while >my parents are split up >realise I don't have any money for >ask my dad if I can work with him to earn a bit of money >dad works as a carpenter >tells me I can work with him for the week and he would pay me on Friday >start working on Monday through to Friday >probably the hardest I've ever worked >end of the week rolls by and I'm in the van with my dad >he gives me the money and starts talking >"I'm proud of you anon, you showing initiative and asking to work with me made me happier than I can ever imagine" I didn't buy the cigarettes I haven't smoked in about a year Thanks dad
⠀ Anonymous 144 KB PNG cigarettes 06/15/21(Tue)20:24:10 No.64167936 >be me >18 years old no gf or real social life or job >heavily depressed >go to stay with my dad for a while >my parents are split up >realise I don't have any money for >ask my dad if I can work with him to earn a bit of money >dad works as a carpenter >tells me I can work with him for the week and he would pay me on Friday >start working on Monday through to Friday >probably the hardest I've ever worked >end of the week rolls by and I'm in the van with my dad >he gives me the money and starts talking >"I'm proud of you anon, you showing initiative and asking to work with me made me happier than I can ever imagine" I didn't buy the cigarettes I haven't smoked in about a year Thanks dad

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Anon gets friendzoned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 507 KB PNG 04/03/21(Sat) 12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >I start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me
: Anonymous 507 KB PNG 04/03/21(Sat) 12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >I start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me

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Anon realizes nothing is new | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 106 KB JPG 06/13/25(Fri)02:59:41 No.81479661 >make your own social media website >the idea is that people post posts and create their own subcommunities >"you stole that from reddit!!" >have similar elements to discord >"you stole that from discord!!" You a------, reddit and discord both are copies of platforms that came before them like phpBB forums and IRC. Especially discord, it's basically IRC with a price tag and a surveillance camera slapped on, but I dont see people mentioning this ever 1 Reply View Thread 06/13/25(Fri)03:03:37 No.81479679 : Anonymous There is no originality in the web, u gotta realize that. Every site is just >register user account >dump content in either threads or singular posts Sites just try to rebrand these elements with their own names like "shouts", "servers", "channels", "boards" or whatever It's all the same stuff and has been for 25+ years It's crazy how nothing new emerges
Anonymous 106 KB JPG 06/13/25(Fri)02:59:41 No.81479661 >make your own social media website >the idea is that people post posts and create their own subcommunities >"you stole that from reddit!!" >have similar elements to discord >"you stole that from discord!!" You a------, reddit and discord both are copies of platforms that came before them like phpBB forums and IRC. Especially discord, it's basically IRC with a price tag and a surveillance camera slapped on, but I dont see people mentioning this ever 1 Reply View Thread 06/13/25(Fri)03:03:37 No.81479679 : Anonymous There is no originality in the web, u gotta realize that. Every site is just >register user account >dump content in either threads or singular posts Sites just try to rebrand these elements with their own names like "shouts", "servers", "channels", "boards" or whatever It's all the same stuff and has been for 25+ years It's crazy how nothing new emerges

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Shari'anon forgot how to civil defense | /r/Greentext

Israel Killed Top Iranian Commanders and Nuclear Scientists, Iran Says A & Anonymous (ID: 5DgsgoCm >be US gov 24 hrs ago 06/13/25(Fri)00:25:17 No.507183557 > yo every american needs to GTFO out of Iran stat >Israel bout to f--- s--- up >ffwd 24 hrs >uranium enrichment facilities annihilated >billions of $$ in ballistic missiles up in flames >top Nuke engineers and generals wacked >including the highest ranking commander >in their entire >f------ >military Then again, losing their general staff might not be such a big setback
Israel Killed Top Iranian Commanders and Nuclear Scientists, Iran Says A & Anonymous (ID: 5DgsgoCm >be US gov 24 hrs ago 06/13/25(Fri)00:25:17 No.507183557 > yo every american needs to GTFO out of Iran stat >Israel bout to f--- s--- up >ffwd 24 hrs >uranium enrichment facilities annihilated >billions of $$ in ballistic missiles up in flames >top Nuke engineers and generals wacked >including the highest ranking commander >in their entire >f------ >military Then again, losing their general staff might not be such a big setback

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