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Anon writes an action blockbuster | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/23/25(Mon)11:06:44 No.63885497 >>63885528 >>63885588 >>63886311 >>63886342 >>63886515 >>63886630 >>63885274 >>63885291 High rise glass is double paned and designed to NOT break easily. S---- tough as woodpecker lips. Anonymous 06/23/25(Mon)11:07:02 No.63885498 Anonymous 06/23/25(Mon)11:13:04 No.63885528 >>63886440 >>63886507 >>63886936 File: 1734432245536347.jpg (32 KB, 281x287) CUNNING PLAN CONCOCTION UNIT >>63885497 >get fired >shoot up the office >everyone already hiding or ran because elevator is slow as s--- >hear banging from inside a room >"aha got one begging the outside for help." >open the door >Bob in accounting dressed like a flying squirrel >exhausted from trying to break the window with a sledgehammer >exchange uncomfortable stare >"Hey Steve." >"Hey Bob." >close the door and turn self into police >Bob suddenly smacks into the pavement next to the SWAT van
Anonymous 06/23/25(Mon)11:06:44 No.63885497 >>63885528 >>63885588 >>63886311 >>63886342 >>63886515 >>63886630 >>63885274 >>63885291 High rise glass is double paned and designed to NOT break easily. S---- tough as woodpecker lips. Anonymous 06/23/25(Mon)11:07:02 No.63885498 Anonymous 06/23/25(Mon)11:13:04 No.63885528 >>63886440 >>63886507 >>63886936 File: 1734432245536347.jpg (32 KB, 281x287) CUNNING PLAN CONCOCTION UNIT >>63885497 >get fired >shoot up the office >everyone already hiding or ran because elevator is slow as s--- >hear banging from inside a room >"aha got one begging the outside for help." >open the door >Bob in accounting dressed like a flying squirrel >exhausted from trying to break the window with a sledgehammer >exchange uncomfortable stare >"Hey Steve." >"Hey Bob." >close the door and turn self into police >Bob suddenly smacks into the pavement next to the SWAT van

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Anon on zoomer girls. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why are zoomer girls like this(...) 4 KB JPG >be me on train 06/23/25(Mon)13:14:57 No.81587655 >zoomer girl in front of you is watching anime with subtitles on her phone >watch with her over her shoulder bc bored >she gets snap from guy name with heart behind it >opens the most cringe inducing bedroom mirror selfie from some short scrawny gremlin looking dude in his boxers IN PUBLIC >responds with OMGG SMASHH I MISS YOU SOO MUCHHH >or something retarded like that idk Why are they like this? If a woman my age got a horrifying snap like that from a similarly deformed looking guy, she would block him and probably get a restraining order.
Anonymous Why are zoomer girls like this(...) 4 KB JPG >be me on train 06/23/25(Mon)13:14:57 No.81587655 >zoomer girl in front of you is watching anime with subtitles on her phone >watch with her over her shoulder bc bored >she gets snap from guy name with heart behind it >opens the most cringe inducing bedroom mirror selfie from some short scrawny gremlin looking dude in his boxers IN PUBLIC >responds with OMGG SMASHH I MISS YOU SOO MUCHHH >or something retarded like that idk Why are they like this? If a woman my age got a horrifying snap like that from a similarly deformed looking guy, she would block him and probably get a restraining order.

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Helping out Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Got fired for being straight 24 KB JPG 06/23/25(Mon) 19:45:22 No.81586122 >Be me >Stocking wagie at Walmutt >Didn't have time to be at off in the morning before work, so extra horny >See some cute girlies shopping for panties >Start getting aroused >Try to discreetly j------- >Get caught on camera >Now fired and banned from the store F------ b-------. Doesn't help that my manager is a roastie, she's had it out for me for a while. I bet if I was jerking it to dudes or trannies I wouldn't have been fired. Told me some horseshit about "aggressive male sexuality" too : Anonymous : Anonymous 06/23/25(Mon) 19:59:53 No.81586234 06/23/25(Mon)20:02:21 No.81586251 Please! Please! Put me on r/greentext please! I'm sure you'll put it up yourself for those karma updoots f-- >>81586307 #
: Anonymous Got fired for being straight 24 KB JPG 06/23/25(Mon) 19:45:22 No.81586122 >Be me >Stocking wagie at Walmutt >Didn't have time to be at off in the morning before work, so extra horny >See some cute girlies shopping for panties >Start getting aroused >Try to discreetly j------- >Get caught on camera >Now fired and banned from the store F------ b-------. Doesn't help that my manager is a roastie, she's had it out for me for a while. I bet if I was jerking it to dudes or trannies I wouldn't have been fired. Told me some horseshit about "aggressive male sexuality" too : Anonymous : Anonymous 06/23/25(Mon) 19:59:53 No.81586234 06/23/25(Mon)20:02:21 No.81586251 Please! Please! Put me on r/greentext please! I'm sure you'll put it up yourself for those karma updoots f-- >>81586307 #

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anon has a loving wife. | /r/Greentext

>Married to childhood friend for 6 happy years >Wife wants to read her old diary from about 3rd grade with me >Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine >Mostly stupid kids stuff with random words like HATE in big writing >Eventually we get to the part where she meets me >According to the diary she only wanted to be friends because her logic was that nerds become rich and she wanted to marry me to get rich >Remember how she was always trying to get me to learn and get into college pretty much entire childhood >This led me to actually get a good job as software engineer >I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old
>Married to childhood friend for 6 happy years >Wife wants to read her old diary from about 3rd grade with me >Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine >Mostly stupid kids stuff with random words like HATE in big writing >Eventually we get to the part where she meets me >According to the diary she only wanted to be friends because her logic was that nerds become rich and she wanted to marry me to get rich >Remember how she was always trying to get me to learn and get into college pretty much entire childhood >This led me to actually get a good job as software engineer >I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old

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2 anons. 2 penises. | /r/Greentext

12 KB JPG >mfw when I know that a white girl will never suck my sea monkey penis 12 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous View Thread 06/23/25(Mon) 19:34:41 No.81586055 06/23/25(Mon)19:36:36 No.81586065 06/23/25(Mon) 19:42:25 No.81586098 >mfw when I know that a sea monkey will never suck my white man penis
12 KB JPG >mfw when I know that a white girl will never suck my sea monkey penis 12 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous View Thread 06/23/25(Mon) 19:34:41 No.81586055 06/23/25(Mon)19:36:36 No.81586065 06/23/25(Mon) 19:42:25 No.81586098 >mfw when I know that a sea monkey will never suck my white man penis

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Anon has a realization | /r/Greentext

Are we the baddies? and she shot him down Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)17:32:27 No.75209091 >be me >buddy of mine is in a horrible mood >says he asked out a girl >apparently some dude in her class asked her out right after and she said yes >trying to cheer my buddy up >he goes on a rant about how girls will always choose s----- abusive bullies over good people >says he hopes he abuses her so she can see how wrong she was >he calls the guy who asked her out a worthless p------------ scumbag >piques my interest >i do a little snooping for this guy online >he's on our school football team >part of UNICEF >he's tagged in a post made by a local soup kitchen, turns out he volunteers there 2x a month >think about my friend >doesn't work out >only hobbies are video games and shitposting >no job >unironically once got in trouble for trying to steal from a homeless man guys maybe the normies are right
Are we the baddies? and she shot him down Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)17:32:27 No.75209091 >be me >buddy of mine is in a horrible mood >says he asked out a girl >apparently some dude in her class asked her out right after and she said yes >trying to cheer my buddy up >he goes on a rant about how girls will always choose s----- abusive bullies over good people >says he hopes he abuses her so she can see how wrong she was >he calls the guy who asked her out a worthless p------------ scumbag >piques my interest >i do a little snooping for this guy online >he's on our school football team >part of UNICEF >he's tagged in a post made by a local soup kitchen, turns out he volunteers there 2x a month >think about my friend >doesn't work out >only hobbies are video games and shitposting >no job >unironically once got in trouble for trying to steal from a homeless man guys maybe the normies are right

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Anon browses /pol/ | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Q+UETJTZ) [ BORING ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/23/25(Mon)11:14:52 No.508442908 EnD_NARVEAIUvSe.jpg 31 KB JPG >racebait >racebait >capslock "HAPPENING" thread >ragebait >twitter screenshot >sexy picture, timewasting question >demoralization ragebait/racebait >twitter screencap thread >retarded ideological ramblings both left and right >women and incels How do you even live in this filth? How do you find the energy to bump useless s--- all day?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Q+UETJTZ) [ BORING ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/23/25(Mon)11:14:52 No.508442908 EnD_NARVEAIUvSe.jpg 31 KB JPG >racebait >racebait >capslock "HAPPENING" thread >ragebait >twitter screenshot >sexy picture, timewasting question >demoralization ragebait/racebait >twitter screencap thread >retarded ideological ramblings both left and right >women and incels How do you even live in this filth? How do you find the energy to bump useless s--- all day?

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Vice Widdler | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: zbyZ1q+7) * ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/23/25(Mon) 11:05:40 No.508442364 ୧ S مع 11465476576548765.jpg 103 KB JPG >>508440924 (OP) # >widdle me dis, what has two wegs and is gonna get dwafted soon, das wright, U ANON, now say tank u!
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: zbyZ1q+7) * ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/23/25(Mon) 11:05:40 No.508442364 ୧ S مع 11465476576548765.jpg 103 KB JPG >>508440924 (OP) # >widdle me dis, what has two wegs and is gonna get dwafted soon, das wright, U ANON, now say tank u!

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very nice people | /r/Greentext

@ YOT Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)23:25:50 No.174790646 ► >>174790757 >Be Libyan freedom fighter >Bolt a machine gun to your Toyota and start fighting the government >Blond white guy with a surfboard asks for a ride to the beach What do you do? Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)23:34:34 No.174790757 >>174790646 (OP) # Take him to the beach inshallah
@ YOT Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)23:25:50 No.174790646 ► >>174790757 >Be Libyan freedom fighter >Bolt a machine gun to your Toyota and start fighting the government >Blond white guy with a surfboard asks for a ride to the beach What do you do? Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)23:34:34 No.174790757 >>174790646 (OP) # Take him to the beach inshallah

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Anon talks game design | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 23/6/2025, 11:52:45 AM No.88079625 20 KB JPEG You can judge the quality of a game based on the way it handles shotguns > Massive damage in close distances but bullets just don't exist after 2 meters? > Bad game > Doesn't even account for range just does the same damage at every distance (f--- you battlefield)? > Bad game > Treats it with actual spread mechanics and a realistic distance/damage ratio? > Good game
Anonymous 23/6/2025, 11:52:45 AM No.88079625 20 KB JPEG You can judge the quality of a game based on the way it handles shotguns > Massive damage in close distances but bullets just don't exist after 2 meters? > Bad game > Doesn't even account for range just does the same damage at every distance (f--- you battlefield)? > Bad game > Treats it with actual spread mechanics and a realistic distance/damage ratio? > Good game

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Jerks all around... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.87 MB JPG 06/23/25(Mon)02:19:27 No.815844 >be me >hang out with same 4 friends since high school >one friend starts working at a new tech job, meets a guy named Wei Zhang >starts inviting him to game nights, says he's "chill" >Wei's quiet at first, but kinda intense when he talks >talks about self-control a lot >brings up dopamine, productivity, all that >says he hasn't jerked off in 4 years >everyone laughs, but he doesn't >next week, other friend says he's trying it >"Bro, nofap actually feels great" >entire friend group joins in eventually >I think it's stupid but whatever >suddenly group chat turns into daily accountability logs >Wei sends motivational quotes like "seed is power" >they start doing cold showers and waking up at 5am >group dynamic shifts >feel like an outsider now >they start subtly treating me as a joke >not even joking really >then Wei says he has some money and wants to have a trip with the guys >suggests going to Cancun >says it slowly, then smiles >"You know... Can coom." >they all laugh way too hard >I nope out, say I can't afford it >they go without me >group chat goes dark for a few days >suddenly flooded with panic messages >apparently Wei told them the final stage was a "ritual release" during sunrise meditation >they got caught jerking it facing the ocean, in sync, like lunatics >Wei fled the scene, never found >all my other friends got arrested and their families are left trying to get them out of Cancun. 3 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 1.87 MB JPG 06/23/25(Mon)02:19:27 No.815844 >be me >hang out with same 4 friends since high school >one friend starts working at a new tech job, meets a guy named Wei Zhang >starts inviting him to game nights, says he's "chill" >Wei's quiet at first, but kinda intense when he talks >talks about self-control a lot >brings up dopamine, productivity, all that >says he hasn't jerked off in 4 years >everyone laughs, but he doesn't >next week, other friend says he's trying it >"Bro, nofap actually feels great" >entire friend group joins in eventually >I think it's stupid but whatever >suddenly group chat turns into daily accountability logs >Wei sends motivational quotes like "seed is power" >they start doing cold showers and waking up at 5am >group dynamic shifts >feel like an outsider now >they start subtly treating me as a joke >not even joking really >then Wei says he has some money and wants to have a trip with the guys >suggests going to Cancun >says it slowly, then smiles >"You know... Can coom." >they all laugh way too hard >I nope out, say I can't afford it >they go without me >group chat goes dark for a few days >suddenly flooded with panic messages >apparently Wei told them the final stage was a "ritual release" during sunrise meditation >they got caught jerking it facing the ocean, in sync, like lunatics >Wei fled the scene, never found >all my other friends got arrested and their families are left trying to get them out of Cancun. 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon takes a shower | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/22/25(Sun)23:06:12 No.936143504 >be taking a shower >wash ass with shower head > little spray of hot water shoots up my hole >feelsgoodman >do it some more >couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out >get hard >push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate >balls starting to twitch >suddenly I'm e---------- semen and diarrhea >boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose >bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen >sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina >don't you ever knock? >she starts giving birth to puppies >every puppy has my face Anonymous 06/22/25(Sun)23:07:51 No.936143567
Anonymous 06/22/25(Sun)23:06:12 No.936143504 >be taking a shower >wash ass with shower head > little spray of hot water shoots up my hole >feelsgoodman >do it some more >couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out >get hard >push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate >balls starting to twitch >suddenly I'm e---------- semen and diarrhea >boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose >bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen >sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina >don't you ever knock? >she starts giving birth to puppies >every puppy has my face Anonymous 06/22/25(Sun)23:07:51 No.936143567

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Anon is immortal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F 55 KB JPG 06/23/25(Mon) 15:14:34 No.936143779 >be driving >almost get in an accident 4 times in 2 hours >in one of them almost hit a car and lose control in a crowded road, handled it like a champ and didn't hit anything >be put in a life or death situation every other week >survive s--- that should have killed me just cause >go into high crime areas alone at night >nothing happens No joke I think I'm imortal
: Anonymous F 55 KB JPG 06/23/25(Mon) 15:14:34 No.936143779 >be driving >almost get in an accident 4 times in 2 hours >in one of them almost hit a car and lose control in a crowded road, handled it like a champ and didn't hit anything >be put in a life or death situation every other week >survive s--- that should have killed me just cause >go into high crime areas alone at night >nothing happens No joke I think I'm imortal

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Anons downtown adventures | /r/Greentext

File: smokingkitty_2.jpg (95 KB, 1280x960) ☐ old lady i met while grocery shopping tw1236136 08/26/23(Sat)21:33:34 No.905023774 [Reply] >>905024395 >>905024527 >>905025849 >be me 6 months ago >walking home after going grocery shopping >old lady walks up to me >"what bus do i take to get to downtown?" >i tell her what bus to take as i walk her to the bus station >she tells me about her current life situation >roommate stole her belongings and left >tells me she has been outside all day trying to walk back home >we reach the bus station >as shes about to leave i tell her to wait >i give her a couple of drinks i brought from the grocery store because i felt bad >she says thanks and tells me goodnight >i smile and say goodnight >i walk home i hope that old lady is ok
File: smokingkitty_2.jpg (95 KB, 1280x960) ☐ old lady i met while grocery shopping tw1236136 08/26/23(Sat)21:33:34 No.905023774 [Reply] >>905024395 >>905024527 >>905025849 >be me 6 months ago >walking home after going grocery shopping >old lady walks up to me >"what bus do i take to get to downtown?" >i tell her what bus to take as i walk her to the bus station >she tells me about her current life situation >roommate stole her belongings and left >tells me she has been outside all day trying to walk back home >we reach the bus station >as shes about to leave i tell her to wait >i give her a couple of drinks i brought from the grocery store because i felt bad >she says thanks and tells me goodnight >i smile and say goodnight >i walk home i hope that old lady is ok

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Dating advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB PNG 06/23/25(Mon)02:14:53 No.81578896 >i want a girlfriend!! >but i will NEVER EVER socialize, go outside, touch grass, try to be likeable or work on myself! >i will whine on 4chan for the rest of my life because this handsome guy gets thirst comments from women online! see, HE has it easy because he was born 6'4, shredded and handsome and has never ever put any amount of work into looking good! why are incels like this : Anonymous >>81578917 # : Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/23/25(Mon)02:16:20 No.81578910 06/23/25(Mon)02:16:53 No.81578915 >want girlfriend >have social life >go outside every day >touch grass regularly >try to be likeable >keep yourself in shape >women still have no interest in you
: Anonymous 26 KB PNG 06/23/25(Mon)02:14:53 No.81578896 >i want a girlfriend!! >but i will NEVER EVER socialize, go outside, touch grass, try to be likeable or work on myself! >i will whine on 4chan for the rest of my life because this handsome guy gets thirst comments from women online! see, HE has it easy because he was born 6'4, shredded and handsome and has never ever put any amount of work into looking good! why are incels like this : Anonymous >>81578917 # : Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/23/25(Mon)02:16:20 No.81578910 06/23/25(Mon)02:16:53 No.81578915 >want girlfriend >have social life >go outside every day >touch grass regularly >try to be likeable >keep yourself in shape >women still have no interest in you

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What was the suprise? It supposedly was going to be "remembered for centuries" or something | /r/Gre...

Anonymous (ID: JNhKv8JX 06/22/25(Sun)10:55:14 No.508337299 1749827865606081.jpg 425 KB JPG >NOW IS OUR TIME FOR REVENGE.... >...LAUNCH OUR FINAL ATTACK >ITS COMING...BY ALLAH ITS COMING >... >YOU SHALL SEE >post Al vid >lose everything
Anonymous (ID: JNhKv8JX 06/22/25(Sun)10:55:14 No.508337299 1749827865606081.jpg 425 KB JPG >NOW IS OUR TIME FOR REVENGE.... >...LAUNCH OUR FINAL ATTACK >ITS COMING...BY ALLAH ITS COMING >... >YOU SHALL SEE >post Al vid >lose everything

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