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Anon does something evil | /r/Greentext

63 KB JPG How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. Who is the loser now?
63 KB JPG How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. Who is the loser now?

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Billionaire Logic | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect : Anonymous (ID: ZSRmm+18) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/19/25(Sat) 17:04:39 No.510812486 1752940962081171.jpg 8 KB JPG >Hey, were all flying to an Island to r--- some kids! >Lets take some photos. Billionaire are as stupid as the n------ they want to fill the west with.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect : Anonymous (ID: ZSRmm+18) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/19/25(Sat) 17:04:39 No.510812486 1752940962081171.jpg 8 KB JPG >Hey, were all flying to an Island to r--- some kids! >Lets take some photos. Billionaire are as stupid as the n------ they want to fill the west with.

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Anons disagree. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)04:13:36 No.81540408 > click on a random video essay > instantly hear lispy t----- voice > close video > "don't recommend me this video" 34 KB JPG Anonymous 570 KB JPG 06/19/25(Thu)06:19:17 No.81541009 >>81540408 (OP). > click on a random video essay > instantly hear lispy t----- voice > open their twitter > j-------
Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)04:13:36 No.81540408 > click on a random video essay > instantly hear lispy t----- voice > close video > "don't recommend me this video" 34 KB JPG Anonymous 570 KB JPG 06/19/25(Thu)06:19:17 No.81541009 >>81540408 (OP). > click on a random video essay > instantly hear lispy t----- voice > open their twitter > j-------

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Anon is lucky | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/28/22(Mon)12:27:59 No.67606644 182 KB JPG choking up >boss called a big meeting >starts yelling at everyone >don't care so let my mind wander >suddenly remembered something funny >can't control my laugh and start >bury my face in my hands because I don't want everyone to know I'm laughing >suddenly everything goes quite and coworkers start yelling at the boss for "making me cry" >boss ended up getting written up for berating me >suddenly coworkers are way more social with me I don't think I'm going to correct them because I wouldn't even know how to start explaining.
Anonymous 02/28/22(Mon)12:27:59 No.67606644 182 KB JPG choking up >boss called a big meeting >starts yelling at everyone >don't care so let my mind wander >suddenly remembered something funny >can't control my laugh and start >bury my face in my hands because I don't want everyone to know I'm laughing >suddenly everything goes quite and coworkers start yelling at the boss for "making me cry" >boss ended up getting written up for berating me >suddenly coworkers are way more social with me I don't think I'm going to correct them because I wouldn't even know how to start explaining.

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Looks fine to me | /r/Greentext

File: babyplates.jpg (327 KB, 1500x1500) Anonymous 05/18/15(Mon)21:54:41 No.616562327▷ > be me > gf gave me $ to buy "fancy dinner plates" > had no idea what to buy looked on amazon for 2 hours > finally found something > "what you pick for us?! ^_^" > "wait and see" > 4 days later a package arrives > gf opens it > she pulls out a set of 8 kid plates with bees on them > starts shrieking and cussing me out calling me a f for wasting money on this s--- when she said she wanted GROWN UP PLATES > they never broke tho > cause theyre fine quality plates > they're really great plates > pic related its the plates
File: babyplates.jpg (327 KB, 1500x1500) Anonymous 05/18/15(Mon)21:54:41 No.616562327▷ > be me > gf gave me $ to buy "fancy dinner plates" > had no idea what to buy looked on amazon for 2 hours > finally found something > "what you pick for us?! ^_^" > "wait and see" > 4 days later a package arrives > gf opens it > she pulls out a set of 8 kid plates with bees on them > starts shrieking and cussing me out calling me a f for wasting money on this s--- when she said she wanted GROWN UP PLATES > they never broke tho > cause theyre fine quality plates > they're really great plates > pic related its the plates

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Lot of celebrities, mainly comedians | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)12:52:13 No.715701048 BioWARE bioware.png 347 KB PNG Name a bigger fall from grace.
Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)12:52:13 No.715701048 BioWARE bioware.png 347 KB PNG Name a bigger fall from grace.

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Happiest /pol/ user | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 70/lxhuk >It's over. 80 KB GIF unnatural Settings Mobile Home 07/18/25(Fri)19:26:44 No.510761795 About to turn 26 and I'm totally done with life and society How could we be so betrayed by our own forefathers giving womens rights Never had love how can my family just think i can just take it Internet dating gave women literally every capability to efficiently and without friction live out their ideal dating strategy which is completely They only go for two things, chad or bbc And our own f------ fathers and grandfathers allowwed all of this to happen Even women women had rights, the lack of internet and travel etc still kept women in their local "game" For me its over anyway, my face muscles got f----- because of festering dental infections and i cant socialize or talk anymore, its over even if i get money Im ready to die and only contemplating whether my A---- forefathers would want me to crash out before I go These last days I wonder what strong A---- man of the past would think of our days Amazing technology and economy but men are being laughed and left alone by women, academically left behind and in the workspace, and n------, sandniggers and poos all around I just took a nightwalk through my city of Rotterdam and theres mudsharks all around on a friday night its so blackpilling Even saw a stereotypical French blonde mudshark walking hand in hand with her jacked 6'2 ape At least those French have some sense of fashion, even the n------ lol But I digress Its completely over and nobody cares that you literally go for 26 years not ever feeling female love that is promised to you in all the books and movies lol Nobody gives a f--- and white women are dark, selfish festering souls of evil Its literally just the jews and white capitalist traitors? I literally cant find any other reason why white men would let their society be this way. The pain is so god damn deep and I'm gonna go on a trip soon and never come back. Never seen the world, just gonna see some cool places and then jump off a cliff. Anonymous (ID: GsBcfC3M ) >>510761795 (OP) 07/18/25(Fri)19:27:46 No.510761881 Happy early birthday. Anyways, chin up. You could've been born in Niger or Myanmar or something
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 70/lxhuk >It's over. 80 KB GIF unnatural Settings Mobile Home 07/18/25(Fri)19:26:44 No.510761795 About to turn 26 and I'm totally done with life and society How could we be so betrayed by our own forefathers giving womens rights Never had love how can my family just think i can just take it Internet dating gave women literally every capability to efficiently and without friction live out their ideal dating strategy which is completely They only go for two things, chad or bbc And our own f------ fathers and grandfathers allowwed all of this to happen Even women women had rights, the lack of internet and travel etc still kept women in their local "game" For me its over anyway, my face muscles got f----- because of festering dental infections and i cant socialize or talk anymore, its over even if i get money Im ready to die and only contemplating whether my A---- forefathers would want me to crash out before I go These last days I wonder what strong A---- man of the past would think of our days Amazing technology and economy but men are being laughed and left alone by women, academically left behind and in the workspace, and n------, sandniggers and poos all around I just took a nightwalk through my city of Rotterdam and theres mudsharks all around on a friday night its so blackpilling Even saw a stereotypical French blonde mudshark walking hand in hand with her jacked 6'2 ape At least those French have some sense of fashion, even the n------ lol But I digress Its completely over and nobody cares that you literally go for 26 years not ever feeling female love that is promised to you in all the books and movies lol Nobody gives a f--- and white women are dark, selfish festering souls of evil Its literally just the jews and white capitalist traitors? I literally cant find any other reason why white men would let their society be this way. The pain is so god damn deep and I'm gonna go on a trip soon and never come back. Never seen the world, just gonna see some cool places and then jump off a cliff. Anonymous (ID: GsBcfC3M ) >>510761795 (OP) 07/18/25(Fri)19:27:46 No.510761881 Happy early birthday. Anyways, chin up. You could've been born in Niger or Myanmar or something

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Not Obsessed | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: gsNEBmdA r/Jewdank 35m Settings Mobile Home 07/15/25(Tue)16:56:36 No.510456259 It's getting annoying SOME GENTILES ME. We know what you really think about us JEWS 189 I don't think about you at all. 12 D Screenshot 20250715_165520_Reddit.jpg 625 KB JPG When will you chuddies stop obsessing over the Jews? Anonymous (ID: LkSpE89R)I >>510456259 (OP) # 07/15/25(Tue)17:00:15 No.510456541 >first pic a jew >second pic: a gentile >"no u" the jew really has no sense of self-awareness whatsoever
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: gsNEBmdA r/Jewdank 35m Settings Mobile Home 07/15/25(Tue)16:56:36 No.510456259 It's getting annoying SOME GENTILES ME. We know what you really think about us JEWS 189 I don't think about you at all. 12 D Screenshot 20250715_165520_Reddit.jpg 625 KB JPG When will you chuddies stop obsessing over the Jews? Anonymous (ID: LkSpE89R)I >>510456259 (OP) # 07/15/25(Tue)17:00:15 No.510456541 >first pic a jew >second pic: a gentile >"no u" the jew really has no sense of self-awareness whatsoever

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Anon goes on Reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB PNG > talk trash > be me 04/16/23(Sun)21:31:38 No.72979055 > go onto Reddit > I find a subreddit > must find a subreddit with the most vulnerable persons > r/Mtf > basically a trans subreddit > someone sends me a dm > is a offended member of the trans community > ask where I live > gets a idea > I go onto the persons profile and find a subreddit called r/sanfrancisco > says I live in San Francisco > the offended manbaby says he wants to meet up to teach me a lesson > wants to fight me > we agree to meet up at a parking lot while as I continue to harass this poor man > later that night the guy says he is at that location > call cops from home kek > says there is someone who threatens me at that park > never heard from him again > I look up in sfchronicle > the local newspaper at San Francisco > there is a small article about a man arrested wearing a balaclava and a knife at that park > they also found a lot of guns at the persons home > basically i got a future terrorist arrested by trolling them on Reddit > proves my theory that Reddit is a place full of mentally disturbed individuals
Anonymous 9 KB PNG > talk trash > be me 04/16/23(Sun)21:31:38 No.72979055 > go onto Reddit > I find a subreddit > must find a subreddit with the most vulnerable persons > r/Mtf > basically a trans subreddit > someone sends me a dm > is a offended member of the trans community > ask where I live > gets a idea > I go onto the persons profile and find a subreddit called r/sanfrancisco > says I live in San Francisco > the offended manbaby says he wants to meet up to teach me a lesson > wants to fight me > we agree to meet up at a parking lot while as I continue to harass this poor man > later that night the guy says he is at that location > call cops from home kek > says there is someone who threatens me at that park > never heard from him again > I look up in sfchronicle > the local newspaper at San Francisco > there is a small article about a man arrested wearing a balaclava and a knife at that park > they also found a lot of guns at the persons home > basically i got a future terrorist arrested by trolling them on Reddit > proves my theory that Reddit is a place full of mentally disturbed individuals

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Can't you just use prepaid cards instead? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)10:24:18 No.715694573 VISA mastercard. Nintendo: kneels Gaben: kneels Japan: kneels visa-mastercard.jpg 72 KB JPG Know who your real masters are, gamers
Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)10:24:18 No.715694573 VISA mastercard. Nintendo: kneels Gaben: kneels Japan: kneels visa-mastercard.jpg 72 KB JPG Know who your real masters are, gamers

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Anon wears tinted glasses | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: ymFPndkB) [+] Diversity 07/18/25(Fri)14:24:18 No.510739075 >be me, hungry >decide to get shawarma >made by indians >get a sub >indians >burrito? >indians 8 KB JPG >indians >car needs oil change >literallly every store, service, and industry >indians What did canada mean by this? ⠀ Anonymous (ID: qklcdOEh) [+] 07/18/25(Fri)14:29:23 No.510739485 temporary foreign workers are the only way boomers can leech the last bit of profit in their businesses before they die ⠀ Anonymous (ID: ropx94zO) >>510739075 (OP) # 07/18/25(Fri)14:30:37 No.510739582 You should f------ do something about it. >>510739928 # Anonymous (ID: VfBgRMXB) >>510739075 (OP) # Irn to cook f-- 07/18/25(Fri)14:31:36 No.510739665
⠀ Anonymous (ID: ymFPndkB) [+] Diversity 07/18/25(Fri)14:24:18 No.510739075 >be me, hungry >decide to get shawarma >made by indians >get a sub >indians >burrito? >indians 8 KB JPG >indians >car needs oil change >literallly every store, service, and industry >indians What did canada mean by this? ⠀ Anonymous (ID: qklcdOEh) [+] 07/18/25(Fri)14:29:23 No.510739485 temporary foreign workers are the only way boomers can leech the last bit of profit in their businesses before they die ⠀ Anonymous (ID: ropx94zO) >>510739075 (OP) # 07/18/25(Fri)14:30:37 No.510739582 You should f------ do something about it. >>510739928 # Anonymous (ID: VfBgRMXB) >>510739075 (OP) # Irn to cook f-- 07/18/25(Fri)14:31:36 No.510739665

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Anon goes to the bathroom | /r/Greentext

toiletmoviescreen.jpg (22 KB, 453x518) google yandex iqdb wait G Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)15:00:02 No.212859749 ▼ >take loud s---- >too embarrassed to do it next to someone >need good kino to cover up the sound of my explosive s---- what's a good noisy movie /tv/
toiletmoviescreen.jpg (22 KB, 453x518) google yandex iqdb wait G Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)15:00:02 No.212859749 ▼ >take loud s---- >too embarrassed to do it next to someone >need good kino to cover up the sound of my explosive s---- what's a good noisy movie /tv/

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Anon grills Nintendo in 3 words | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)11:38:46 No.715805239 >instructions sold separately NINTENDO SWITCH 2 WELCOME. TOUR 152 KB JPG 33 Replies 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)11:38:46 No.715805239 >instructions sold separately NINTENDO SWITCH 2 WELCOME. TOUR 152 KB JPG 33 Replies 4 Images View Thread

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wat do we do? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: WdX+iW8D What do we do about the upcomi(...) We need to ban sexbots and sexual Al. And by ban, I mean label the men who use these products sexual predators. WPM-M 102t 30 Qualty T--- 3.4K 4 W 53 KB PNG 07/18/25(Fri)06:35:39 No.510711077 The deal between men and women since the dawn of civilization has been: women provide the sex, and men provide everything else. The rapid advancement of Al and robots threatens to undo this deal. You can tell this is true by the rabid reaction of every feminist when confronted with this question. Deep down, they understand that once sex is taken away from them, they have nothing of value left to offer. So let's see if /pol/ can come up with an answer: what do we do about the upcoming femcel epidemic? 120 Replies / 24 Images View Thread
Anonymous (ID: WdX+iW8D What do we do about the upcomi(...) We need to ban sexbots and sexual Al. And by ban, I mean label the men who use these products sexual predators. WPM-M 102t 30 Qualty T--- 3.4K 4 W 53 KB PNG 07/18/25(Fri)06:35:39 No.510711077 The deal between men and women since the dawn of civilization has been: women provide the sex, and men provide everything else. The rapid advancement of Al and robots threatens to undo this deal. You can tell this is true by the rabid reaction of every feminist when confronted with this question. Deep down, they understand that once sex is taken away from them, they have nothing of value left to offer. So let's see if /pol/ can come up with an answer: what do we do about the upcoming femcel epidemic? 120 Replies / 24 Images View Thread

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Anon hates the elderly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG 07/18/25(Fri)18:03:48 No.937271625 i f------ hate customers. > 70 year old woman comes to my job (gas station) every week > buys 7$ of groceries. puts 7$ in quarters, pennies, nickels, and dimes on my counter "7." > have to painstakingly count them on the counter, put it in for her groceries "10" "what?" > she stares at me blankly "pardon me?" > she stares at me blankly. her mouth is hanging open. "do you want it on a pump?" > there are three people behind her. she stares at me blankly. she is breathing like a pug with incestuous parents and grandparents > get my manager. my manager has to take 10 minutes to pry out of this woman that she wants 10$ on pump 1, and apparently expected me to put the 7$ in change on pump 1 as well. i like my job. love my coworkers. i hope this woman dies 8 Replies 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 54 KB JPG 07/18/25(Fri)18:03:48 No.937271625 i f------ hate customers. > 70 year old woman comes to my job (gas station) every week > buys 7$ of groceries. puts 7$ in quarters, pennies, nickels, and dimes on my counter "7." > have to painstakingly count them on the counter, put it in for her groceries "10" "what?" > she stares at me blankly "pardon me?" > she stares at me blankly. her mouth is hanging open. "do you want it on a pump?" > there are three people behind her. she stares at me blankly. she is breathing like a pug with incestuous parents and grandparents > get my manager. my manager has to take 10 minutes to pry out of this woman that she wants 10$ on pump 1, and apparently expected me to put the 7$ in change on pump 1 as well. i like my job. love my coworkers. i hope this woman dies 8 Replies 2 Images View Thread

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Anon on situationships | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/25(Wed)07:55:29 No. 12408120 A girl with no father figure thinks attention is love. A man with no purpose thinks lust is connection. Put them together and you get a situationship, not a relationship.
: Anonymous 07/16/25(Wed)07:55:29 No. 12408120 A girl with no father figure thinks attention is love. A man with no purpose thinks lust is connection. Put them together and you get a situationship, not a relationship.

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