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Anon was lied to. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous mother f------ lied to me 67 KB JPG 06/12/25(Thu)14:05:26 No.76253500 >be straight as a ruler >/fit/ keeps telling me being the giver in a--- sex isn't gay >feeling horny as all heckers and not getting much attention on tinder and bumble with females >make a grindr for s---- and giggles >not even 10 minutes in and I have 10 guys messgaing me and 2 guys wanting to meet up right away to suck my d--- and get f----- by me >I'm so insanely horny, I figure that giving a--- sex to a guy isn't gay its only gay if you receive it >agree to f--- this one twink dude >he comes over, sucks my d---, I f--- his ass and c-- inside him >when the post nut clarity hits I am absolutely repulsed and disgusted with myself >tell the guy he has to leave immediately because I have to go someone >go for a drive and crank the music on the radio as loud as it can go and scream at the top of my lungs because I feel gay and that's something I can never take back >have to live with the fact that I have sexual relations with another dude >all because /fit/ kept telling me it's not gay to have sex with another man's butt hole I'm going to go do an upperbody workout now to take out some aggression. What's your highest Bench?
Anonymous mother f------ lied to me 67 KB JPG 06/12/25(Thu)14:05:26 No.76253500 >be straight as a ruler >/fit/ keeps telling me being the giver in a--- sex isn't gay >feeling horny as all heckers and not getting much attention on tinder and bumble with females >make a grindr for s---- and giggles >not even 10 minutes in and I have 10 guys messgaing me and 2 guys wanting to meet up right away to suck my d--- and get f----- by me >I'm so insanely horny, I figure that giving a--- sex to a guy isn't gay its only gay if you receive it >agree to f--- this one twink dude >he comes over, sucks my d---, I f--- his ass and c-- inside him >when the post nut clarity hits I am absolutely repulsed and disgusted with myself >tell the guy he has to leave immediately because I have to go someone >go for a drive and crank the music on the radio as loud as it can go and scream at the top of my lungs because I feel gay and that's something I can never take back >have to live with the fact that I have sexual relations with another dude >all because /fit/ kept telling me it's not gay to have sex with another man's butt hole I'm going to go do an upperbody workout now to take out some aggression. What's your highest Bench?

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Anon visits a Chinese restaurant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 这个悲伤的男人需要好猫 94 KB PNG > be me 04/06/23(Thu)13:59:07 No.72846819 > were outside drinking with my friends > not really feeling the vibe tonight, without going into details I just had a s----- day > there is this Chinese restaurant I always order from > Im a regular there > I go in and order the same meal I have ordered for over a year > I always tip a few bucks extra since it looks like they need the extra bucks > as a result I get extra rice and fortune cookies > this time they noticed I was down > I hear the Chinese chef say something in Chinese > after a while i Get my meal but this time i also Get my money back > they say in a broken english > Today meal is free you happy man > makes me feel better > i will now always order from these people > made my night much better
Anonymous 这个悲伤的男人需要好猫 94 KB PNG > be me 04/06/23(Thu)13:59:07 No.72846819 > were outside drinking with my friends > not really feeling the vibe tonight, without going into details I just had a s----- day > there is this Chinese restaurant I always order from > Im a regular there > I go in and order the same meal I have ordered for over a year > I always tip a few bucks extra since it looks like they need the extra bucks > as a result I get extra rice and fortune cookies > this time they noticed I was down > I hear the Chinese chef say something in Chinese > after a while i Get my meal but this time i also Get my money back > they say in a broken english > Today meal is free you happy man > makes me feel better > i will now always order from these people > made my night much better

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Summer fun in the sun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ELL 06/12/25(Thu)03:13:12 No.211371647 >Hey, anon. Whatcha doin this summer? Staying inside, masturbating, playing vidya, getting fatter. Sometime peeking outside through my blind dreaming about a better life >>211371647 (OP) # Absolutely nothing. I fear the sun. >No, we are not filming that scene >No. Mr.King we dont care if it's how the kids beat the evil clown
Anonymous ELL 06/12/25(Thu)03:13:12 No.211371647 >Hey, anon. Whatcha doin this summer? Staying inside, masturbating, playing vidya, getting fatter. Sometime peeking outside through my blind dreaming about a better life >>211371647 (OP) # Absolutely nothing. I fear the sun. >No, we are not filming that scene >No. Mr.King we dont care if it's how the kids beat the evil clown

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Anon must be new here | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/25(Thu)01:43:56 No.81468987 >Decide to start reading the social media posts of normalfags >Suddenly have the desire to murder them is this normal? 121 KB JPG 3 Replies View Thread 06/12/25(Thu)01:59:00 No.81469057 : Anonymous >>81468987 (OP) # It would be abnormal if you didnt want to after interacting with them
: Anonymous 06/12/25(Thu)01:43:56 No.81468987 >Decide to start reading the social media posts of normalfags >Suddenly have the desire to murder them is this normal? 121 KB JPG 3 Replies View Thread 06/12/25(Thu)01:59:00 No.81469057 : Anonymous >>81468987 (OP) # It would be abnormal if you didnt want to after interacting with them

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It popped on feed randomly but why watch it, like father like son | /r/Greentext

An Found out my son is a gay p--- star Found out my son is a gay p---(...) 24 KB JPG 06/12/25(Thu)04:46:29 No.935651686 >be me >Have 20 year old son currently in college >Got a little horny last night And decide to browse pornhub for a bit >Stumble upon a thumbnail with a familiar face >Watch for a little bit to see that it's my f------ son getting ass pounded by two Spanish dudes >Sit there in disbelief and disgust >After the video is over I call him and ask what the f--- is going on >He confesses that he has several homosexual p---- videos and makes a little money from it I don't know what to f------ do. He's on his own now so I can't physically stop him. How can I pursuade my son to abandon this lifestyle. I did not raise a fac
An Found out my son is a gay p--- star Found out my son is a gay p---(...) 24 KB JPG 06/12/25(Thu)04:46:29 No.935651686 >be me >Have 20 year old son currently in college >Got a little horny last night And decide to browse pornhub for a bit >Stumble upon a thumbnail with a familiar face >Watch for a little bit to see that it's my f------ son getting ass pounded by two Spanish dudes >Sit there in disbelief and disgust >After the video is over I call him and ask what the f--- is going on >He confesses that he has several homosexual p---- videos and makes a little money from it I don't know what to f------ do. He's on his own now so I can't physically stop him. How can I pursuade my son to abandon this lifestyle. I did not raise a fac

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idol industry | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: dT+D//Je) Idols 731 KB JPG understands ▼ TW Settings Mobile Home 06/12/25(Thu)05:47:06 No.507062373 >be me >lonely as hell since middle school >nobody ever cared about me, felt invisible >find UTAU, discover Kasane Teto >she's cute, quirky, always cheerful, feels different from other idols >Teto's songs make it feel like she >community pushes the "Teto is for everyone" meme, makes me think maybe someone could actually care >fall hard, listen to her music on loop, spend way too much time and money on merch and art >start imagining she's my ideal girlfriend >idol industry and fanbase say it's normal, they encourage it >never realize it's all designed to keep me hooked, spending, never moving on >every time I feel alone, just escape deeper into Teto's world >now I can't relate to real girls, can't even talk to people >my whole view of love and relationships warped by a fictional character >realize they took my loneliness and sold it back to me for profit >mfw Teto was never real and I just let myself get used This has to stop before any more people like me are victimized by the idol industry. No one deserves to have their loneliness exploited for money.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: dT+D//Je) Idols 731 KB JPG understands ▼ TW Settings Mobile Home 06/12/25(Thu)05:47:06 No.507062373 >be me >lonely as hell since middle school >nobody ever cared about me, felt invisible >find UTAU, discover Kasane Teto >she's cute, quirky, always cheerful, feels different from other idols >Teto's songs make it feel like she >community pushes the "Teto is for everyone" meme, makes me think maybe someone could actually care >fall hard, listen to her music on loop, spend way too much time and money on merch and art >start imagining she's my ideal girlfriend >idol industry and fanbase say it's normal, they encourage it >never realize it's all designed to keep me hooked, spending, never moving on >every time I feel alone, just escape deeper into Teto's world >now I can't relate to real girls, can't even talk to people >my whole view of love and relationships warped by a fictional character >realize they took my loneliness and sold it back to me for profit >mfw Teto was never real and I just let myself get used This has to stop before any more people like me are victimized by the idol industry. No one deserves to have their loneliness exploited for money.

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Something something modern audience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon)10:57:17 No. 712139374 VOWED file.png 470 KB PNG >5 year wait >5 months later, completely forgotten
: Anonymous 06/09/25(Mon)10:57:17 No. 712139374 VOWED file.png 470 KB PNG >5 year wait >5 months later, completely forgotten

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Anon gets violated | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPG unsure how to react >be me 06/11/25(Wed)15:46:40 No.81463605 >go about my day >suddenly, get *sexually violated* by a random stranger >it doesn't go the full way, but it's really bad (I don't want to describe in detail) >feel horrible about myself >absolutely traumatized >continue to go about my day again, >do I call the police? which of my friends can I even tell about this? >suddenly, wake up >it was a dream >what the f---, brain??? >still feel horrible, violated, and absolutely disgusted >now I can't even tell anyone without seeming really really weird >any traumadumping I could have is immediately invalidated by the fact it's my *own f------ dream* >what the f--- do I do now? I logged into 4chan for the first time in like a year today, because while there's no way people here are gonna be nice and supportive, at least I can share this without giving a s--- about the other person's response. Anonymous >>81463605 (OP). 06/11/25(Wed)15:56:18 No.81463744 Let's just recreate the situation and then it will be real and you can cry about it to your friends
Anonymous 7 KB JPG unsure how to react >be me 06/11/25(Wed)15:46:40 No.81463605 >go about my day >suddenly, get *sexually violated* by a random stranger >it doesn't go the full way, but it's really bad (I don't want to describe in detail) >feel horrible about myself >absolutely traumatized >continue to go about my day again, >do I call the police? which of my friends can I even tell about this? >suddenly, wake up >it was a dream >what the f---, brain??? >still feel horrible, violated, and absolutely disgusted >now I can't even tell anyone without seeming really really weird >any traumadumping I could have is immediately invalidated by the fact it's my *own f------ dream* >what the f--- do I do now? I logged into 4chan for the first time in like a year today, because while there's no way people here are gonna be nice and supportive, at least I can share this without giving a s--- about the other person's response. Anonymous >>81463605 (OP). 06/11/25(Wed)15:56:18 No.81463744 Let's just recreate the situation and then it will be real and you can cry about it to your friends

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This guy can't catch a break | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/11/25(Wed) 23:07:09 No.935639570 16880 1731481764336607.jpg 39 KB JPG The Koreans are being mean at him for no reason, discord told him to commit all those crimes so it's not his fault : Anonymous : Anonymous >>935639986 # Anonymous >>935640141 # 06/11/25(Wed) 23:08:12 No.935639601 06/11/25(Wed) 23:11:01 No.935639696 06/11/25 (Wed)23:18:35 No.935639986 >aiscora tola nim to commit all those crimes >to commit all those crimes > all those crimes so he guilty of those crimes. case closed.
: Anonymous 06/11/25(Wed) 23:07:09 No.935639570 16880 1731481764336607.jpg 39 KB JPG The Koreans are being mean at him for no reason, discord told him to commit all those crimes so it's not his fault : Anonymous : Anonymous >>935639986 # Anonymous >>935640141 # 06/11/25(Wed) 23:08:12 No.935639601 06/11/25(Wed) 23:11:01 No.935639696 06/11/25 (Wed)23:18:35 No.935639986 >aiscora tola nim to commit all those crimes >to commit all those crimes > all those crimes so he guilty of those crimes. case closed.

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Anon is in a corner | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 0133kBD9) 06/11/25(Wed)03:07:43 No.506991026 44 KB PNG ? >look on indeed >every entry level job is ~15/hour >$2600/mo before taxes >$1900 after taxes >look up apartments >its $1000 minimum for a literal living cube >must have 3x income ($3000/mo) for your application to be accepted >ok maybe houses are better >look up housing >its $200,000 minimum for any place that is liveable (including trailer parks) >need $20,000 before signing >$1600 monthly payment >$250 monthly taxes >$125 monthly home insurance >$1975/mo just to have the place, already higher than my income >electric, gas, utility bill Give me one good reason why i shouldn't just kill myself right now 293 Replies / 29 Images View Thread
Anonymous (ID: 0133kBD9) 06/11/25(Wed)03:07:43 No.506991026 44 KB PNG ? >look on indeed >every entry level job is ~15/hour >$2600/mo before taxes >$1900 after taxes >look up apartments >its $1000 minimum for a literal living cube >must have 3x income ($3000/mo) for your application to be accepted >ok maybe houses are better >look up housing >its $200,000 minimum for any place that is liveable (including trailer parks) >need $20,000 before signing >$1600 monthly payment >$250 monthly taxes >$125 monthly home insurance >$1975/mo just to have the place, already higher than my income >electric, gas, utility bill Give me one good reason why i shouldn't just kill myself right now 293 Replies / 29 Images View Thread

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Tranny want a daddy from canada | /r/Greentext

File: 20240128_004530.jpg (325 KB, 1880x3968) ✓ Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)10:21:57 No.917455479 >>917455993 >>917456642 >>917456696 >>917456711 >>917456784 >>917456848 >>917456885 >>917459360 >>917459450 >>917459698 >>917460216 >>917460398 >>917464007 >>917464308 >>917466246 >>917468890 Looking for a man to take me to canada must be older than 26 pref around 30-35 someone who likes video games, computers, maybe anime. Interests could involve cybersec and etc. You should be quite virile. Discord: nyansystem >> kazetsuki 04/26/24(Fri)10:35:13 No.917455993 >>917464308 >>917455479 (OP) Looking for a man to take me to canada must be older than 26 pref around 30-35 someone who likes video games, computers, maybe anime. Interests could involve cybersec and etc. You should be quite virile. Discord: nyansystem Flight school in canada ☐ kazetsuki 04/26/24(Fri)10:51:38 No.917456642 ► >>917455479 (OP) Looking for a man to take me to canada must be older than 26 pref around 30-35 someone who likes video games, computers, maybe anime. Interests could involve cybersec and etc. You should be quite virile. Discord: nyansystem Flight school in canada https://www.youtube.com/live/4nYlbnZo4yo?si=5ba5-Jj1BO_lypD1 Latest flight ☐ Rach 04/26/24(Fri)10:52:54 No.917456696 >>917455479 (OP) You're a cutie <3 >>>☐ Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)10:53:08 No.917456706 ► suomi
File: 20240128_004530.jpg (325 KB, 1880x3968) ✓ Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)10:21:57 No.917455479 >>917455993 >>917456642 >>917456696 >>917456711 >>917456784 >>917456848 >>917456885 >>917459360 >>917459450 >>917459698 >>917460216 >>917460398 >>917464007 >>917464308 >>917466246 >>917468890 Looking for a man to take me to canada must be older than 26 pref around 30-35 someone who likes video games, computers, maybe anime. Interests could involve cybersec and etc. You should be quite virile. Discord: nyansystem >> kazetsuki 04/26/24(Fri)10:35:13 No.917455993 >>917464308 >>917455479 (OP) Looking for a man to take me to canada must be older than 26 pref around 30-35 someone who likes video games, computers, maybe anime. Interests could involve cybersec and etc. You should be quite virile. Discord: nyansystem Flight school in canada ☐ kazetsuki 04/26/24(Fri)10:51:38 No.917456642 ► >>917455479 (OP) Looking for a man to take me to canada must be older than 26 pref around 30-35 someone who likes video games, computers, maybe anime. Interests could involve cybersec and etc. You should be quite virile. Discord: nyansystem Flight school in canada https://www.youtube.com/live/4nYlbnZo4yo?si=5ba5-Jj1BO_lypD1 Latest flight ☐ Rach 04/26/24(Fri)10:52:54 No.917456696 >>917455479 (OP) You're a cutie <3 >>>☐ Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)10:53:08 No.917456706 ► suomi

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Target audience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous why has gamers gone soft? 23 KB JPG 06/11/25(Wed)11:50:13 No.712319496 >game had a scene where you deflowers(implied forcefully) your childhood friend in the ultra evil heartless bastard route where you are just a general a------ >actually a plot significant part that shows your lost of humanity and actually delivers the subject pretty well and seriously >triggers gamers so bad the creator have to edit the entire thing out of his game because god forbid anything remotely edgy happens in games >oh and btw MC also did basically mass genocide, homicide and torturing countless in this time for countless times in that route. No one is complaining when he is literally killing a man though. This isn't even some Rance f----- up s--- where r--- is glofied. The r--- is completely ridiculed and only available if you are an completely irredeemable evil bastard. Why are gamer such snowflakes now?
Anonymous why has gamers gone soft? 23 KB JPG 06/11/25(Wed)11:50:13 No.712319496 >game had a scene where you deflowers(implied forcefully) your childhood friend in the ultra evil heartless bastard route where you are just a general a------ >actually a plot significant part that shows your lost of humanity and actually delivers the subject pretty well and seriously >triggers gamers so bad the creator have to edit the entire thing out of his game because god forbid anything remotely edgy happens in games >oh and btw MC also did basically mass genocide, homicide and torturing countless in this time for countless times in that route. No one is complaining when he is literally killing a man though. This isn't even some Rance f----- up s--- where r--- is glofied. The r--- is completely ridiculed and only available if you are an completely irredeemable evil bastard. Why are gamer such snowflakes now?

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Breaking the cycle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 4- 06/10/25(Tue)21:54:16 No.211328366 DiscussingFilm @Discussin... 3h : 'SINNERS' has become the highest-grossing live-action original film domestically in the past 15 years. Screenshot_20250611_012157_X.jpg >Go woke go bro- 146 KB JPG
: Anonymous 4- 06/10/25(Tue)21:54:16 No.211328366 DiscussingFilm @Discussin... 3h : 'SINNERS' has become the highest-grossing live-action original film domestically in the past 15 years. Screenshot_20250611_012157_X.jpg >Go woke go bro- 146 KB JPG

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Anon becomes the God of Anime | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 56 KB JPG 06/11/25(Wed)06:36:34 No.935630322 Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama. I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Japan!
Anonymous 56 KB JPG 06/11/25(Wed)06:36:34 No.935630322 Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama. I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Japan!

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Anon has hope | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: y17Ea800) Feminist slams women for not d(...) 06/11/25(Wed)01:52:11 No.506988006 Women who won't date men based on height deserve to be single As Tinder introduces the ability to filter prospective matches by how tall they are, Helen Coffey asks the experts where this age- old gendered prejudice comes from, and whether true love really does boil down to feet and inches Wednesday 11 June 2025 07:20 BST 14 Comments Screenshot_20250611_104858_Chrome.jpg 203 KB JPG >I'm a feminist, but as women we don't always help our cause especially when it comes to the realm of romance and relationships. The number of us who still expect a man to pay on a first date, for example - 46 per cent according to one 2019 survey - hurts my heart. Women I love and respect still refer to various household chores as "blue jobs", because taking the bins out apparently requires a Y chromosome. But worst of all is arguably our blatant and abhorrent heightism, so abiding that it has essentially radicalised me at this point. When did feminists get this based? https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/dating-apps- height-tinder-women-men-b2767313.html
Anonymous (ID: y17Ea800) Feminist slams women for not d(...) 06/11/25(Wed)01:52:11 No.506988006 Women who won't date men based on height deserve to be single As Tinder introduces the ability to filter prospective matches by how tall they are, Helen Coffey asks the experts where this age- old gendered prejudice comes from, and whether true love really does boil down to feet and inches Wednesday 11 June 2025 07:20 BST 14 Comments Screenshot_20250611_104858_Chrome.jpg 203 KB JPG >I'm a feminist, but as women we don't always help our cause especially when it comes to the realm of romance and relationships. The number of us who still expect a man to pay on a first date, for example - 46 per cent according to one 2019 survey - hurts my heart. Women I love and respect still refer to various household chores as "blue jobs", because taking the bins out apparently requires a Y chromosome. But worst of all is arguably our blatant and abhorrent heightism, so abiding that it has essentially radicalised me at this point. When did feminists get this based? https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/dating-apps- height-tinder-women-men-b2767313.html

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Anon is God | /r/Greentext

me.jpg (619 KB, 760x1140) google yandex iqdb wait JESUS GOT A ELECRTIC SHOCK >be me God 06/11/25(Wed)06:58:15 No.935630781 ▼ >create man >man creates Al >Al creates me >mfw i created myself i always wondered how i did that
me.jpg (619 KB, 760x1140) google yandex iqdb wait JESUS GOT A ELECRTIC SHOCK >be me God 06/11/25(Wed)06:58:15 No.935630781 ▼ >create man >man creates Al >Al creates me >mfw i created myself i always wondered how i did that

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