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Anon watched House | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 274 KB PNG >Dr. House 07/10/25(Thu)22:19:12 No.212573168 >Lives in an apartment ???
Anonymous 274 KB PNG >Dr. House 07/10/25(Thu)22:19:12 No.212573168 >Lives in an apartment ???

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Anon has a job interview | /r/Greentext

codinginterview.png (702 KB, 1280x720) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 07/11/25(Fri)07:25:10 No.936952295 >job interview >new tech startup >"this interview will be a little different. i'm going to let you google the answers to the problems. after all, that's what you'll be doing if we hire you. we want to see how good you are at it" >breathe huge sigh of relief because data structures and algorithms are hard >"your first problem. here is a page from wikipedia. write a script that scrapes all the data from the second table and saves it as a JSON file." >f--- yeah, i thought they were gonna have me do DSA s--- >still don't know how to do it, Imao >google "how to download chatgpt" >google Al response pops up first >"redditor u/YOLO_SWAGGOT_69 says "to download chatgpt, kill yourself" >pull out gun (i have a concealed carry license) >interviewer screams >don't get job we need to do something about Al, guys. we can't sit by while it destroys our livelihoods like this.
codinginterview.png (702 KB, 1280x720) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 07/11/25(Fri)07:25:10 No.936952295 >job interview >new tech startup >"this interview will be a little different. i'm going to let you google the answers to the problems. after all, that's what you'll be doing if we hire you. we want to see how good you are at it" >breathe huge sigh of relief because data structures and algorithms are hard >"your first problem. here is a page from wikipedia. write a script that scrapes all the data from the second table and saves it as a JSON file." >f--- yeah, i thought they were gonna have me do DSA s--- >still don't know how to do it, Imao >google "how to download chatgpt" >google Al response pops up first >"redditor u/YOLO_SWAGGOT_69 says "to download chatgpt, kill yourself" >pull out gun (i have a concealed carry license) >interviewer screams >don't get job we need to do something about Al, guys. we can't sit by while it destroys our livelihoods like this.

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Anon the homework helper | /r/Greentext

>At home, married, 15 y/o daughter. >I love her, but she's kind of a bitch sometimes >One day, at home >get call from school >"Hey anon, your daughter hasn't been doing her homework" >wat >I ain't raisin no slacker >Go to her room >She's on her computer >Ask her about her homework >"F--- homework, I'll just marry a rich guy" >Become enraged >"I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!" >"F--- off dad." >Take off my pants >already rock hard >Pelvic thrust over to her >She tries to back off, but it's too late >My d--- touches her >She begins to melt back into j--- >Gets absorbed into my testicles >Find my wife in the other room >She sees my throbbing c---, instantly wants to f--- >F--- her brains out, and fill her with the mother of all loads that is my daughter >Her stomach swells to a frightening size, then contracts as she pushes out a 15 y/o son. >He does his f------ homework.
>At home, married, 15 y/o daughter. >I love her, but she's kind of a bitch sometimes >One day, at home >get call from school >"Hey anon, your daughter hasn't been doing her homework" >wat >I ain't raisin no slacker >Go to her room >She's on her computer >Ask her about her homework >"F--- homework, I'll just marry a rich guy" >Become enraged >"I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!" >"F--- off dad." >Take off my pants >already rock hard >Pelvic thrust over to her >She tries to back off, but it's too late >My d--- touches her >She begins to melt back into j--- >Gets absorbed into my testicles >Find my wife in the other room >She sees my throbbing c---, instantly wants to f--- >F--- her brains out, and fill her with the mother of all loads that is my daughter >Her stomach swells to a frightening size, then contracts as she pushes out a 15 y/o son. >He does his f------ homework.

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Anon found his fortress of solitude. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Dating a t----- T 15 KB JPG f----- me >Best sex I ever had >Be me 07/11/25(Fri)02:10:20 No.81787155 >Kind of a f-- >I am a Zoomer twink >Went and saw a t----- escort for the first time a couple months back >She's Colombian and very hot >Hung like a horse >She's a top >She dressed me up like a girl and >She kept messaging me afterwards >Asked if I was single >I said yes >Invited me around for free sex, didn't even charge me >Been hanging out at her apartment almost every night since >She's a total simp for me >We go on dates >She always pays >She buys me gifts >Other day she bought me new clothes and a new laptop >She sends me money randomly as well >She even does s--- like pull out my chair and open doors for me on dates >I get spoiled and treated like a woman in the relationship >I'm basically her boy princess >I'm absolutely loving it I don't know what the f--- women are complaining about. If this is how they get treated in relationships, why the f--- do they become man hating feminists? This is literally the best relationship I've ever had. I've never been treated so well in a relationship before. I legit want to be married to this t-----. 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous Dating a t----- T 15 KB JPG f----- me >Best sex I ever had >Be me 07/11/25(Fri)02:10:20 No.81787155 >Kind of a f-- >I am a Zoomer twink >Went and saw a t----- escort for the first time a couple months back >She's Colombian and very hot >Hung like a horse >She's a top >She dressed me up like a girl and >She kept messaging me afterwards >Asked if I was single >I said yes >Invited me around for free sex, didn't even charge me >Been hanging out at her apartment almost every night since >She's a total simp for me >We go on dates >She always pays >She buys me gifts >Other day she bought me new clothes and a new laptop >She sends me money randomly as well >She even does s--- like pull out my chair and open doors for me on dates >I get spoiled and treated like a woman in the relationship >I'm basically her boy princess >I'm absolutely loving it I don't know what the f--- women are complaining about. If this is how they get treated in relationships, why the f--- do they become man hating feminists? This is literally the best relationship I've ever had. I've never been treated so well in a relationship before. I legit want to be married to this t-----. 6 Replies View Thread

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Anon schizophrenic gay fantasy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous men are so hot 14 KB JPG to c-- in you 06/17/25(Tue)00:10:35 No.40084102 why is the hottest thing in the world when a man wants to f--- you? >hearing his breathing get quicker >his eyes sort of glazing over >feeling his rock hard c--- in your hand >knowing he's desperate to be inside you >every cell in his body is telling him it turns me on so much, I love men <3
: Anonymous men are so hot 14 KB JPG to c-- in you 06/17/25(Tue)00:10:35 No.40084102 why is the hottest thing in the world when a man wants to f--- you? >hearing his breathing get quicker >his eyes sort of glazing over >feeling his rock hard c--- in your hand >knowing he's desperate to be inside you >every cell in his body is telling him it turns me on so much, I love men <3

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Anon COULD be gay..? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 06/24/25(Tue)15:03:34 No.81597856 interesting awakening story bros >be me >small 5ft2 frail twink >hanging out at bros house >bro is a 6ft2 handsome boy >we have been friends since the second grade and id often go around to his house to play vidya >however this time bro was acting a little strange a little more shifty and awkward than usual >dont think anything of it FFW an hour or so later >he offers me a challenge >he said if he won against me at tekken hes allowed to make me do anything he wants >accept the challenge because Im confident id win >end up losing >the forfeit is he makes me sit on his lap as he plays DBD >kinda turned on >fake being mad and reluctantly agree Im sure you know what happens next I ended up staying the night and let him repeatedly rail me I had c-- leaking from my a------ for hours by the time he was done with me >We slept in the same bed and he cuddled me holding me against his chest all night
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 06/24/25(Tue)15:03:34 No.81597856 interesting awakening story bros >be me >small 5ft2 frail twink >hanging out at bros house >bro is a 6ft2 handsome boy >we have been friends since the second grade and id often go around to his house to play vidya >however this time bro was acting a little strange a little more shifty and awkward than usual >dont think anything of it FFW an hour or so later >he offers me a challenge >he said if he won against me at tekken hes allowed to make me do anything he wants >accept the challenge because Im confident id win >end up losing >the forfeit is he makes me sit on his lap as he plays DBD >kinda turned on >fake being mad and reluctantly agree Im sure you know what happens next I ended up staying the night and let him repeatedly rail me I had c-- leaking from my a------ for hours by the time he was done with me >We slept in the same bed and he cuddled me holding me against his chest all night

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duality of anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/11/25(Fri)02:36:10 No.936934784 Tfw you come up with a good thread idea. at work but forget it by the time you get home. 8 KB JPG 1 Reply 1 Image Anonymous 104 KB JPG View Thread 07/11/25(Fri)02:37:20 No.936934825 >get good thread idea at work >you remember it and post it >nobody replies
Anonymous 07/11/25(Fri)02:36:10 No.936934784 Tfw you come up with a good thread idea. at work but forget it by the time you get home. 8 KB JPG 1 Reply 1 Image Anonymous 104 KB JPG View Thread 07/11/25(Fri)02:37:20 No.936934825 >get good thread idea at work >you remember it and post it >nobody replies

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Anon doesn't seed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/16/25(Sun)16:48:19 No.703160615 46872c3997a2a61626dae93e09988d72.jpg 51 KB JPG >Ah finally, my torrent of this obscure game is finished. I can't wait to play! >Huh, what's this? "Seeding"? >Nah, I didn't ask for it to do that. *delete*
Anonymous 02/16/25(Sun)16:48:19 No.703160615 46872c3997a2a61626dae93e09988d72.jpg 51 KB JPG >Ah finally, my torrent of this obscure game is finished. I can't wait to play! >Huh, what's this? "Seeding"? >Nah, I didn't ask for it to do that. *delete*

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The wonders of technology | /r/Greentext

File: toyota land cruiser.jpg (262 KB, 1280x960) totally creative name > is called land cruiser > can cruise on land wonderful
File: toyota land cruiser.jpg (262 KB, 1280x960) totally creative name > is called land cruiser > can cruise on land wonderful

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anon can't talk to girls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/06/25(Sun)11:39:34 No.81733752 >talking with a girl >"You sound fertile today" >they ghost you Women don't understand romance 191 KB JPG
Anonymous 07/06/25(Sun)11:39:34 No.81733752 >talking with a girl >"You sound fertile today" >they ghost you Women don't understand romance 191 KB JPG

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Anon tries to find friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.24398313 15 minutes ago >want to make more friends but timid and not sure how >start searching online and chatting with people around the world 000 >find a local group that seems anti-social and hating degeneracy >soundsgud@aol.com >invite me to join their club >two days later, cops show up at my house, want to ask me questions Turns out I joined ISIS by mistake. Will this hurt my chances of getting a GF 1 reply
Anonymous No.24398313 15 minutes ago >want to make more friends but timid and not sure how >start searching online and chatting with people around the world 000 >find a local group that seems anti-social and hating degeneracy >soundsgud@aol.com >invite me to join their club >two days later, cops show up at my house, want to ask me questions Turns out I joined ISIS by mistake. Will this hurt my chances of getting a GF 1 reply

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Anon on the Aryan Brotherhood. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >r--- 07/11/25(Fri)01:19:15 No.81779610 >kill ROTHERHOO >steal TRX 30 KB JPG >sell drugs >partners up with gangs of non european blood >tattoo themselves from top to bottom >look like mentally ill freaks >claim to be the superior, more civilized race are they stupid?
Anonymous >r--- 07/11/25(Fri)01:19:15 No.81779610 >kill ROTHERHOO >steal TRX 30 KB JPG >sell drugs >partners up with gangs of non european blood >tattoo themselves from top to bottom >look like mentally ill freaks >claim to be the superior, more civilized race are they stupid?

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anons black | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MQmaBBxY) 704 KB PNG 11/28/23(Tue)12:49:26 No.19148659 >Be me. >Tired of being. >Go to fancy indoor pool at my new apartment. >There's nothing but brownies everywhere. >Exactly what you would expect, loud music, people smoking right outside the entrance, standing by the side in full coats and saggy pants, unsupervised kids raising hell everywhere. Just the opposite of pool vibes. >Start thinking about how this country is going to s---. >Dead serious, it took me seeing my reflection in the pool to remember I'm black. Probably the blackest one there. I think i'm spending too much time on this website...
Anonymous (ID: MQmaBBxY) 704 KB PNG 11/28/23(Tue)12:49:26 No.19148659 >Be me. >Tired of being. >Go to fancy indoor pool at my new apartment. >There's nothing but brownies everywhere. >Exactly what you would expect, loud music, people smoking right outside the entrance, standing by the side in full coats and saggy pants, unsupervised kids raising hell everywhere. Just the opposite of pool vibes. >Start thinking about how this country is going to s---. >Dead serious, it took me seeing my reflection in the pool to remember I'm black. Probably the blackest one there. I think i'm spending too much time on this website...

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efficient anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7/21/2024, 4:56:25 PM > j------- > do the dishes > hands clean 110 KB PNG No.58500626
Anonymous 7/21/2024, 4:56:25 PM > j------- > do the dishes > hands clean 110 KB PNG No.58500626

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Anon is still butthurt about Saturn/Holden/Pontiac | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GM 3 KB PNG 11/7/2025, 1:39:39 am No.92926235 > buys successful and popular car brand > slowly strips away everything that made them unique and successful and popular > reduces them down to nothing more than an Opel rebadge puppet > kills them off, citing an "unexpected drop in sales" What is this business strategy called?
Anonymous GM 3 KB PNG 11/7/2025, 1:39:39 am No.92926235 > buys successful and popular car brand > slowly strips away everything that made them unique and successful and popular > reduces them down to nothing more than an Opel rebadge puppet > kills them off, citing an "unexpected drop in sales" What is this business strategy called?

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Anon gives his first kiss | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/09/25(Wed)18:15:43 No.936877591 >>936881479 >Third time ordering a h-----. >She's cute and is really good. >She gets on my lap and starts riding me. >"What's wrong?" she asks >Tell her that I want to do something, but I know she'd never go for it. >"You're not going to shock me, what is it?" she asks >Tell her that I wish I could kiss her. >Gives me a puzzled looked. >"So kiss me," she shrugs. >"I thought that was like, against the rules," I say. >She laughs, "That's stupid Hollywood b-------. I'm letting you f--- me, why would I care that you want to kiss?" >Wraps her arms around my neck and kisses me. >Don't have much experience (obviously) but it was the best kiss I've ever had. >Being able to kiss her while we were doing it made the whole experience so much better. >When it was over and she was leaving, she kissed me again. >"I like the way you kiss, I hope your girl appreciates it!" >I know she was just bullshitting me to make me feel good, but... it worked.
Anonymous 07/09/25(Wed)18:15:43 No.936877591 >>936881479 >Third time ordering a h-----. >She's cute and is really good. >She gets on my lap and starts riding me. >"What's wrong?" she asks >Tell her that I want to do something, but I know she'd never go for it. >"You're not going to shock me, what is it?" she asks >Tell her that I wish I could kiss her. >Gives me a puzzled looked. >"So kiss me," she shrugs. >"I thought that was like, against the rules," I say. >She laughs, "That's stupid Hollywood b-------. I'm letting you f--- me, why would I care that you want to kiss?" >Wraps her arms around my neck and kisses me. >Don't have much experience (obviously) but it was the best kiss I've ever had. >Being able to kiss her while we were doing it made the whole experience so much better. >When it was over and she was leaving, she kissed me again. >"I like the way you kiss, I hope your girl appreciates it!" >I know she was just bullshitting me to make me feel good, but... it worked.

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