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The Future of Entertainment | /r/Greentext


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Anon wins with teamwork | /r/Greentext


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Anon is mentally ill | /r/Greentext


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Anon in the 80s | /r/Greentext


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Anon wonders... | /r/Greentext


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If you know, you know | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a shitty family | /r/Greentext


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Anon got cougar disease | /r/Greentext


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Average Elden Ring Boss | /r/Greentext


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In light recent events | /r/Greentext


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Anon is the dumb dumb mister | /r/Greentext
![98 KB JPG sure? Shoot." >Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago >Get startled by phone ringing >It's one of my players >Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" >Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" >OhGod HeKilled Someone.gif>Me: "Uh, >Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." >NaniTheFuck.mp3 >Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" >Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister! Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." >Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." >Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." >Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." >Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" >I've Never Been Happier ToBeCalledADumb Dumb.jpg >Me: "You ready for a story about... (DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)...the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" >Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) >I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. >Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. >I am the dumb dumb mister.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/049/944/62b.png)
![98 KB JPG sure? Shoot." >Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago >Get startled by phone ringing >It's one of my players >Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" >Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" >OhGod HeKilled Someone.gif>Me: "Uh, >Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." >NaniTheFuck.mp3 >Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" >Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister! Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." >Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." >Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." >Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." >Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" >I've Never Been Happier ToBeCalledADumb Dumb.jpg >Me: "You ready for a story about... (DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)...the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" >Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) >I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. >Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. >I am the dumb dumb mister.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/049/944/62b.png)
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Anon doesn't find it very funny | /r/Greentext


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anon casts a spell | /r/Greentext


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Anon on the world's greatest gamer | /r/Greentext


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Getting lucky | /r/Greentext


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Will never forget this one | /r/Greentext


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