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Anon got rejected. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)11:04:01 No.81532227 > job application #145 rejected for an entry level position 421 KB PNG Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)11:19:12 No.81532371 just give em a firm look in the eye and square handshake sonny, you got this
Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)11:04:01 No.81532227 > job application #145 rejected for an entry level position 421 KB PNG Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)11:19:12 No.81532371 just give em a firm look in the eye and square handshake sonny, you got this

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Beats from a Neet | /r/Greentext

1h (5/2 11:06) 917765021 20 Re . 3 Img JPG 53KB (640 x 421) FDHFEQKXoAUr3iF.jpg 6 Replies You're just lazy, you just don't want to pay rent, or taxes, or your student loans, or credit card debt, or health insurance, you don't want to work at Target, you can't do this, you want to crash the economy! Noooooo Yes. >be me, an enlightened NEET >wake up at the luxurious hour of 11 AM >stretch, yawn, life is good >roll a joint with the finesse of a seasoned chef >light it up and sip on some premium coffee >the aroma blends perfectly, like destiny >decide to grace the outside world with my presence >walk to the bakery, feeling like a king among peasants >see all the tired faces, the "wagies" >can almost hear their joints creaking from the daily grind >order the freshest pastry, because I can enjoy the finer things at any time >pity the wagies internally, their spirit crushed between the gears of capitalism >"That'll be $21.50," says the cashier with a fake smile >hand over the cash, the product of sweet government neetbux >return to my castle (nice newly renovated 2 rooms apartment paid for by giberment), victorious >light another joint in celebration >boot up the computer, ready to dispense wisdom online >feeling inspired, time to make some music >fire up pirated copy of Ableton, my digital canvas >lay down a chill beat, sprinkle in some synths, the track starts to breathe >hours blur into a creative frenzy, the song shapes up-a chill anthem >finish up, proud of this banger, name it "Wagie wagie get back in the cagie" >upload to YouTube, share the link with the online world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= 2INUiJDqD6M
1h (5/2 11:06) 917765021 20 Re . 3 Img JPG 53KB (640 x 421) FDHFEQKXoAUr3iF.jpg 6 Replies You're just lazy, you just don't want to pay rent, or taxes, or your student loans, or credit card debt, or health insurance, you don't want to work at Target, you can't do this, you want to crash the economy! Noooooo Yes. >be me, an enlightened NEET >wake up at the luxurious hour of 11 AM >stretch, yawn, life is good >roll a joint with the finesse of a seasoned chef >light it up and sip on some premium coffee >the aroma blends perfectly, like destiny >decide to grace the outside world with my presence >walk to the bakery, feeling like a king among peasants >see all the tired faces, the "wagies" >can almost hear their joints creaking from the daily grind >order the freshest pastry, because I can enjoy the finer things at any time >pity the wagies internally, their spirit crushed between the gears of capitalism >"That'll be $21.50," says the cashier with a fake smile >hand over the cash, the product of sweet government neetbux >return to my castle (nice newly renovated 2 rooms apartment paid for by giberment), victorious >light another joint in celebration >boot up the computer, ready to dispense wisdom online >feeling inspired, time to make some music >fire up pirated copy of Ableton, my digital canvas >lay down a chill beat, sprinkle in some synths, the track starts to breathe >hours blur into a creative frenzy, the song shapes up-a chill anthem >finish up, proud of this banger, name it "Wagie wagie get back in the cagie" >upload to YouTube, share the link with the online world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= 2INUiJDqD6M

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Anon has a theory | /r/Greentext

mriforaquant.jpg (215 KB, 640x360) google yandex iqdb wait MRI Machines may be multiverse teleporters Pokedream 06/18/25(Wed)06:57:34 No.40554236 ▼ >>40554291 >>40554293 From everything I understand about how physics work, if there is any way to hop into another reality, it would be an MRI machine. MRI machines are not simple magnetic field generators and detectors. No: MRI machines effect the Quantum Spin of all the Protons in your body. Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)07:27:02 No.40554293 >>40554236 (OP) >have brain tumor >get MRI >get out of MRI machine >get sent to auschwitz
mriforaquant.jpg (215 KB, 640x360) google yandex iqdb wait MRI Machines may be multiverse teleporters Pokedream 06/18/25(Wed)06:57:34 No.40554236 ▼ >>40554291 >>40554293 From everything I understand about how physics work, if there is any way to hop into another reality, it would be an MRI machine. MRI machines are not simple magnetic field generators and detectors. No: MRI machines effect the Quantum Spin of all the Protons in your body. Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)07:27:02 No.40554293 >>40554236 (OP) >have brain tumor >get MRI >get out of MRI machine >get sent to auschwitz

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Anon finds a niche | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)03:19:40 No.81530376 >take random popular female video game character >make a nude drawing of it >add a gigantic penis >make thousands of dollars with with each picture 183 KB PNG 6 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)03:19:40 No.81530376 >take random popular female video game character >make a nude drawing of it >add a gigantic penis >make thousands of dollars with with each picture 183 KB PNG 6 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon is winning. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 61 KB JPG 06/18/25(Wed)01:07:56 No.81528734 >losing an argument with a foid >tell her to post her bodycount >she stops responding >win
Anonymous 61 KB JPG 06/18/25(Wed)01:07:56 No.81528734 >losing an argument with a foid >tell her to post her bodycount >she stops responding >win

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Anon got caught slippn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous W 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:07 No.194735995 here in denmark indian men are loved by everyone, indians are considered the most attractive males, its over for us whitecels 65 KB PNG Anonymous Forgot vpn 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:49 No.194736023 Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)08:51:04 No. 194736033 how do i delete a thread >>194736043 # >>194736071 # >>194736199 #
Anonymous W 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:07 No.194735995 here in denmark indian men are loved by everyone, indians are considered the most attractive males, its over for us whitecels 65 KB PNG Anonymous Forgot vpn 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:49 No.194736023 Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)08:51:04 No. 194736033 how do i delete a thread >>194736043 # >>194736071 # >>194736199 #

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Feel the Chill | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: aqJj9nJf ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/17/25(Tue)21:38:27 No.507806058 1.31 MB PNG >Americans have bullied me into installing this
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: aqJj9nJf ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/17/25(Tue)21:38:27 No.507806058 1.31 MB PNG >Americans have bullied me into installing this

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Atleast anon isn't gay this time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 33 KB PNG possum 03/27/13(Wed)05:01 No.55852 >be 16 >hear dogs obviously attacking something in back yard >go out and get them to leave it alone >oh s--- it's a bloody >think its dead, go to put it in garbage >notice its still breathing >decide to put it out of it's misery >grab a broken skateboard and smash it over it's head >possum starts convulsing >oh god why aren't you dying >keep beating it >feel like Christopher bale killing Jared letto In American psycho >it finally dies >check the body and see the dogs barely scratched it >mfw I remember possums play dead
Anonymous 33 KB PNG possum 03/27/13(Wed)05:01 No.55852 >be 16 >hear dogs obviously attacking something in back yard >go out and get them to leave it alone >oh s--- it's a bloody >think its dead, go to put it in garbage >notice its still breathing >decide to put it out of it's misery >grab a broken skateboard and smash it over it's head >possum starts convulsing >oh god why aren't you dying >keep beating it >feel like Christopher bale killing Jared letto In American psycho >it finally dies >check the body and see the dogs barely scratched it >mfw I remember possums play dead

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Toby does it again | /r/Greentext

KRIS HP ACT X ITEM 28/160 SUSIE HP 9b/190 RALSEI HP 45/140 * FRESH FROM THE JUICE! FRESH FROM THE JUICE! >An incarnation of audiovisual entertaintment saying this >Juice in media What did Toby Fox mean by this
KRIS HP ACT X ITEM 28/160 SUSIE HP 9b/190 RALSEI HP 45/140 * FRESH FROM THE JUICE! FRESH FROM THE JUICE! >An incarnation of audiovisual entertaintment saying this >Juice in media What did Toby Fox mean by this

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here's what's gonna happen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 112 KB PNG 06/17/25(Tue)17:31:52 No.712909112 >here's what's gonna happen >You're gonna open up this thread, then you're gonna hit "Post a Reply" >I don't care what you put it the comment box, do what feels right. Post a picture instead if you want to. I don't care. >But here's the important part: you're gonna post that comment. And when you do, you're gonna get doubles. That'll let me know you're solid and you can stay in this thread >But if you get singles: YOU. ARE. OUT. >you can go to /tv/, you can go to /mu/, just don't show yourself back on /v/ again, got it? >>712909578 # >>712909624 # >>712911883 # >>712918031 #
Anonymous 112 KB PNG 06/17/25(Tue)17:31:52 No.712909112 >here's what's gonna happen >You're gonna open up this thread, then you're gonna hit "Post a Reply" >I don't care what you put it the comment box, do what feels right. Post a picture instead if you want to. I don't care. >But here's the important part: you're gonna post that comment. And when you do, you're gonna get doubles. That'll let me know you're solid and you can stay in this thread >But if you get singles: YOU. ARE. OUT. >you can go to /tv/, you can go to /mu/, just don't show yourself back on /v/ again, got it? >>712909578 # >>712909624 # >>712911883 # >>712918031 #

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Anon hates clankers | /r/Greentext

6 KB JPG > 2071 > invite my son over for thanksxiving > here with his ai girlfriend > serve food, we talk > his bot doesn't eat but she's polite (programmed p------------). She has silver hair and laughs too much > i say it's been hot as f--- > he looks annoyed and says i should say "hot as truck" > i decide to go for the jugular > "sounds like something a clanker-lover would say" > he starts yelling, his bot grabs his arm, tells him it's okay > she has simulated tears in her eyes, son storms out dragging her > Imao gen f------ beta > disown my son from my will > call up the boys for a round of csgo (2012) > shoot the s--- it's good to be a zoomer
6 KB JPG > 2071 > invite my son over for thanksxiving > here with his ai girlfriend > serve food, we talk > his bot doesn't eat but she's polite (programmed p------------). She has silver hair and laughs too much > i say it's been hot as f--- > he looks annoyed and says i should say "hot as truck" > i decide to go for the jugular > "sounds like something a clanker-lover would say" > he starts yelling, his bot grabs his arm, tells him it's okay > she has simulated tears in her eyes, son storms out dragging her > Imao gen f------ beta > disown my son from my will > call up the boys for a round of csgo (2012) > shoot the s--- it's good to be a zoomer

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Anon tries to get a gamer girl. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 24 KB JPG 06/17/25(Tue)09:59:27 No.81521011 >match with girl on dating app >her bio says she is into gaming >we introduce ourselves to each other a little >ask her what kind of games she is into >she never responds and unmatches after a day or two W-- is their problem? This exact situation has happened like a dozen times at this point. Are gamer girls. all fakers or are they just mentally ill? I've literally had better luck talking to normie girls who are way out of my league and have nothing in common with me.
Anonymous 24 KB JPG 06/17/25(Tue)09:59:27 No.81521011 >match with girl on dating app >her bio says she is into gaming >we introduce ourselves to each other a little >ask her what kind of games she is into >she never responds and unmatches after a day or two W-- is their problem? This exact situation has happened like a dozen times at this point. Are gamer girls. all fakers or are they just mentally ill? I've literally had better luck talking to normie girls who are way out of my league and have nothing in common with me.

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Anon feels the heat | /r/Greentext

Screen Shot 2025-06-17 at(...).png (295 KB, 459x396) google yandex iqdb wait >give him code, tell him to make website >mfw it worked Anonymous 06/17/25(Tue)09:41:12 No.935892868 >be chinese hacker >2003 >starting to feel the heat >feds raided one of my hideouts because i forgot to hack on incognito mode >need to become invisible >lightbulb.jpg >hack into 2chan >steal source code >locate moot on findafaggot.com >mfw people laugh at the idea of the hacker known as fuo chan
Screen Shot 2025-06-17 at(...).png (295 KB, 459x396) google yandex iqdb wait >give him code, tell him to make website >mfw it worked Anonymous 06/17/25(Tue)09:41:12 No.935892868 >be chinese hacker >2003 >starting to feel the heat >feds raided one of my hideouts because i forgot to hack on incognito mode >need to become invisible >lightbulb.jpg >hack into 2chan >steal source code >locate moot on findafaggot.com >mfw people laugh at the idea of the hacker known as fuo chan

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Anon is surprised | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Hindi - detected 06/17/25(Tue)00:53:07 No.105614109 English poopen sharten farten poopen sharten pharaten Translating पूपेण पर्ते फरतेन UNDO full terms and conditions poop.png 123 KB PNG no India, that's not what I said... Anonymous G Open in Google Translate Feedback 06/17/25(Tue)00:58:15 No.105614157 >it's real can't be a proper translation can it? I assume it's doing some kind of autocorrect of the input text on the backend? >>105615516 #
: Anonymous Hindi - detected 06/17/25(Tue)00:53:07 No.105614109 English poopen sharten farten poopen sharten pharaten Translating पूपेण पर्ते फरतेन UNDO full terms and conditions poop.png 123 KB PNG no India, that's not what I said... Anonymous G Open in Google Translate Feedback 06/17/25(Tue)00:58:15 No.105614157 >it's real can't be a proper translation can it? I assume it's doing some kind of autocorrect of the input text on the backend? >>105615516 #

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A grave situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous NEWS 'THE BOYS' ACTRESS ERIN MORIARTY HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH GRAVES' DISEASE FILM BUZZR 06/16/25(Mon) 19:23:22 No.21156182 /tv/ chuds caused this >Graves' disease wussat? >>211561839 # A grave bogging. >>211561839 # >Grave these nuts
: Anonymous NEWS 'THE BOYS' ACTRESS ERIN MORIARTY HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH GRAVES' DISEASE FILM BUZZR 06/16/25(Mon) 19:23:22 No.21156182 /tv/ chuds caused this >Graves' disease wussat? >>211561839 # A grave bogging. >>211561839 # >Grave these nuts

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Anon on Boxing vs Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Boxing Stance. Chin down angled BJJ Stance bight 92 KB JPG 06/16/25(Mon) 13:48:00 No.81512583 boxing stance >come fight me BJJ stance >come f--- me
Anonymous Boxing Stance. Chin down angled BJJ Stance bight 92 KB JPG 06/16/25(Mon) 13:48:00 No.81512583 boxing stance >come fight me BJJ stance >come f--- me

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