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Atleast anon isn't gay this time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 33 KB PNG possum 03/27/13(Wed)05:01 No.55852 >be 16 >hear dogs obviously attacking something in back yard >go out and get them to leave it alone >oh s--- it's a bloody >think its dead, go to put it in garbage >notice its still breathing >decide to put it out of it's misery >grab a broken skateboard and smash it over it's head >possum starts convulsing >oh god why aren't you dying >keep beating it >feel like Christopher bale killing Jared letto In American psycho >it finally dies >check the body and see the dogs barely scratched it >mfw I remember possums play dead
Anonymous 33 KB PNG possum 03/27/13(Wed)05:01 No.55852 >be 16 >hear dogs obviously attacking something in back yard >go out and get them to leave it alone >oh s--- it's a bloody >think its dead, go to put it in garbage >notice its still breathing >decide to put it out of it's misery >grab a broken skateboard and smash it over it's head >possum starts convulsing >oh god why aren't you dying >keep beating it >feel like Christopher bale killing Jared letto In American psycho >it finally dies >check the body and see the dogs barely scratched it >mfw I remember possums play dead

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Toby does it again | /r/Greentext

KRIS HP ACT X ITEM 28/160 SUSIE HP 9b/190 RALSEI HP 45/140 * FRESH FROM THE JUICE! FRESH FROM THE JUICE! >An incarnation of audiovisual entertaintment saying this >Juice in media What did Toby Fox mean by this
KRIS HP ACT X ITEM 28/160 SUSIE HP 9b/190 RALSEI HP 45/140 * FRESH FROM THE JUICE! FRESH FROM THE JUICE! >An incarnation of audiovisual entertaintment saying this >Juice in media What did Toby Fox mean by this

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here's what's gonna happen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 112 KB PNG 06/17/25(Tue)17:31:52 No.712909112 >here's what's gonna happen >You're gonna open up this thread, then you're gonna hit "Post a Reply" >I don't care what you put it the comment box, do what feels right. Post a picture instead if you want to. I don't care. >But here's the important part: you're gonna post that comment. And when you do, you're gonna get doubles. That'll let me know you're solid and you can stay in this thread >But if you get singles: YOU. ARE. OUT. >you can go to /tv/, you can go to /mu/, just don't show yourself back on /v/ again, got it? >>712909578 # >>712909624 # >>712911883 # >>712918031 #
Anonymous 112 KB PNG 06/17/25(Tue)17:31:52 No.712909112 >here's what's gonna happen >You're gonna open up this thread, then you're gonna hit "Post a Reply" >I don't care what you put it the comment box, do what feels right. Post a picture instead if you want to. I don't care. >But here's the important part: you're gonna post that comment. And when you do, you're gonna get doubles. That'll let me know you're solid and you can stay in this thread >But if you get singles: YOU. ARE. OUT. >you can go to /tv/, you can go to /mu/, just don't show yourself back on /v/ again, got it? >>712909578 # >>712909624 # >>712911883 # >>712918031 #

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Anon hates clankers | /r/Greentext

6 KB JPG > 2071 > invite my son over for thanksxiving > here with his ai girlfriend > serve food, we talk > his bot doesn't eat but she's polite (programmed p------------). She has silver hair and laughs too much > i say it's been hot as f--- > he looks annoyed and says i should say "hot as truck" > i decide to go for the jugular > "sounds like something a clanker-lover would say" > he starts yelling, his bot grabs his arm, tells him it's okay > she has simulated tears in her eyes, son storms out dragging her > Imao gen f------ beta > disown my son from my will > call up the boys for a round of csgo (2012) > shoot the s--- it's good to be a zoomer
6 KB JPG > 2071 > invite my son over for thanksxiving > here with his ai girlfriend > serve food, we talk > his bot doesn't eat but she's polite (programmed p------------). She has silver hair and laughs too much > i say it's been hot as f--- > he looks annoyed and says i should say "hot as truck" > i decide to go for the jugular > "sounds like something a clanker-lover would say" > he starts yelling, his bot grabs his arm, tells him it's okay > she has simulated tears in her eyes, son storms out dragging her > Imao gen f------ beta > disown my son from my will > call up the boys for a round of csgo (2012) > shoot the s--- it's good to be a zoomer

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Anon tries to get a gamer girl. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 24 KB JPG 06/17/25(Tue)09:59:27 No.81521011 >match with girl on dating app >her bio says she is into gaming >we introduce ourselves to each other a little >ask her what kind of games she is into >she never responds and unmatches after a day or two W-- is their problem? This exact situation has happened like a dozen times at this point. Are gamer girls. all fakers or are they just mentally ill? I've literally had better luck talking to normie girls who are way out of my league and have nothing in common with me.
Anonymous 24 KB JPG 06/17/25(Tue)09:59:27 No.81521011 >match with girl on dating app >her bio says she is into gaming >we introduce ourselves to each other a little >ask her what kind of games she is into >she never responds and unmatches after a day or two W-- is their problem? This exact situation has happened like a dozen times at this point. Are gamer girls. all fakers or are they just mentally ill? I've literally had better luck talking to normie girls who are way out of my league and have nothing in common with me.

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Anon feels the heat | /r/Greentext

Screen Shot 2025-06-17 at(...).png (295 KB, 459x396) google yandex iqdb wait >give him code, tell him to make website >mfw it worked Anonymous 06/17/25(Tue)09:41:12 No.935892868 >be chinese hacker >2003 >starting to feel the heat >feds raided one of my hideouts because i forgot to hack on incognito mode >need to become invisible >lightbulb.jpg >hack into 2chan >steal source code >locate moot on findafaggot.com >mfw people laugh at the idea of the hacker known as fuo chan
Screen Shot 2025-06-17 at(...).png (295 KB, 459x396) google yandex iqdb wait >give him code, tell him to make website >mfw it worked Anonymous 06/17/25(Tue)09:41:12 No.935892868 >be chinese hacker >2003 >starting to feel the heat >feds raided one of my hideouts because i forgot to hack on incognito mode >need to become invisible >lightbulb.jpg >hack into 2chan >steal source code >locate moot on findafaggot.com >mfw people laugh at the idea of the hacker known as fuo chan

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Anon is surprised | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Hindi - detected 06/17/25(Tue)00:53:07 No.105614109 English poopen sharten farten poopen sharten pharaten Translating पूपेण पर्ते फरतेन UNDO full terms and conditions poop.png 123 KB PNG no India, that's not what I said... Anonymous G Open in Google Translate Feedback 06/17/25(Tue)00:58:15 No.105614157 >it's real can't be a proper translation can it? I assume it's doing some kind of autocorrect of the input text on the backend? >>105615516 #
: Anonymous Hindi - detected 06/17/25(Tue)00:53:07 No.105614109 English poopen sharten farten poopen sharten pharaten Translating पूपेण पर्ते फरतेन UNDO full terms and conditions poop.png 123 KB PNG no India, that's not what I said... Anonymous G Open in Google Translate Feedback 06/17/25(Tue)00:58:15 No.105614157 >it's real can't be a proper translation can it? I assume it's doing some kind of autocorrect of the input text on the backend? >>105615516 #

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A grave situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous NEWS 'THE BOYS' ACTRESS ERIN MORIARTY HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH GRAVES' DISEASE FILM BUZZR 06/16/25(Mon) 19:23:22 No.21156182 /tv/ chuds caused this >Graves' disease wussat? >>211561839 # A grave bogging. >>211561839 # >Grave these nuts
: Anonymous NEWS 'THE BOYS' ACTRESS ERIN MORIARTY HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH GRAVES' DISEASE FILM BUZZR 06/16/25(Mon) 19:23:22 No.21156182 /tv/ chuds caused this >Graves' disease wussat? >>211561839 # A grave bogging. >>211561839 # >Grave these nuts

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Anon on Boxing vs Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Boxing Stance. Chin down angled BJJ Stance bight 92 KB JPG 06/16/25(Mon) 13:48:00 No.81512583 boxing stance >come fight me BJJ stance >come f--- me
Anonymous Boxing Stance. Chin down angled BJJ Stance bight 92 KB JPG 06/16/25(Mon) 13:48:00 No.81512583 boxing stance >come fight me BJJ stance >come f--- me

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Anons on Ancient Aliens | /r/Greentext

92daa4e7cd5240625109f4e4e(...).png (762 KB, 960x720) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/17/25(Tue)05:36:54 No.211583547 >>211583695>>211583721 >>211583744 >Parents watch Ancient Aliens >Come to me to talk about the pyramids or ancient circles Does this happen to you? Anonymous 06/17/25(Tue)05:48:19 No.211583744 Screen Shot 2025-06-17 at(...).png 445x439) google yandex iqdb wait (305 KB, >>211583547 (OP) >be ancient alien >travel 50,000 lightyears to earth because we want to help mankind >fellow ayylmaos (total hippies) wants to teach them the cure for cancer >me (autist) wants to teach them how to move heavy rocks so they can build monuments to their false gods and tombs for their evil rulers >rebel against crew >crush them with heavy rocks >now it's just me on earth >so stoked about teaching the humans about rock s--- >mfw they're already moving heavy rocks
92daa4e7cd5240625109f4e4e(...).png (762 KB, 960x720) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/17/25(Tue)05:36:54 No.211583547 >>211583695>>211583721 >>211583744 >Parents watch Ancient Aliens >Come to me to talk about the pyramids or ancient circles Does this happen to you? Anonymous 06/17/25(Tue)05:48:19 No.211583744 Screen Shot 2025-06-17 at(...).png 445x439) google yandex iqdb wait (305 KB, >>211583547 (OP) >be ancient alien >travel 50,000 lightyears to earth because we want to help mankind >fellow ayylmaos (total hippies) wants to teach them the cure for cancer >me (autist) wants to teach them how to move heavy rocks so they can build monuments to their false gods and tombs for their evil rulers >rebel against crew >crush them with heavy rocks >now it's just me on earth >so stoked about teaching the humans about rock s--- >mfw they're already moving heavy rocks

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Anon is a flat-earther | /r/Greentext

65 KB JPG >Be me >Flat Earther >Friend works at NASA >Gives me a ticket to go to outer space >He said it'll change my views >Don'tbelievehim.png >Go to outer space >See that the Earth is round >wtfman.jpg >This can't be real >Realize NASA must have hacked my eyes
65 KB JPG >Be me >Flat Earther >Friend works at NASA >Gives me a ticket to go to outer space >He said it'll change my views >Don'tbelievehim.png >Go to outer space >See that the Earth is round >wtfman.jpg >This can't be real >Realize NASA must have hacked my eyes

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Anon may have overlooked a few details | /r/Greentext

541 KB PNG >born into this world without my consent >want NEET life but not rich and no friends or family >decide to find a way to NEET >leave wallet and all forms of ID at home >no ID, no money, nothing. I am basically a ghost now >go to walmart >lay down in isle >don't move or respond to anything >eventually cops/ambulance will be called >they arrive and take me away, but still not responding, just doing absolutely nothing >they can't discharge me from hospital or from jail since they don't know who I am or where I live >can't just leave me outside to die >they are forced to take care of me >all while I just lay there and do nothing >the perfect NEET life
541 KB PNG >born into this world without my consent >want NEET life but not rich and no friends or family >decide to find a way to NEET >leave wallet and all forms of ID at home >no ID, no money, nothing. I am basically a ghost now >go to walmart >lay down in isle >don't move or respond to anything >eventually cops/ambulance will be called >they arrive and take me away, but still not responding, just doing absolutely nothing >they can't discharge me from hospital or from jail since they don't know who I am or where I live >can't just leave me outside to die >they are forced to take care of me >all while I just lay there and do nothing >the perfect NEET life

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Chud is in disbelief | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: SarTIIGF) 06/17/25(Tue)01:49:47 No.507665383 File: 336.jpg (8 KB, 192x262) n-no....it can't be....is it actually.......happening??
Anonymous (ID: SarTIIGF) 06/17/25(Tue)01:49:47 No.507665383 File: 336.jpg (8 KB, 192x262) n-no....it can't be....is it actually.......happening??

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Speed Racer | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: 91p6pDCH) 06/16/25(Mon)19:27:37 No.507653341 59 KB PNG >Be bus driver is liberal s------- >Spend all day dodging: >Asian students who can calculate pi equations in their head but not look before crossing the f------ road >Cyclists who clearly want to make a lawsuit out of me >And potholes because the city spent all their money on commie blocks for n------ For context, there was an anti trump protest going on that day because leftists have nothing better to protest >Pull up at a stop >Guy with headphones gets on >He turns his head while scanning is card >See Antifa sticker on his left headphone >Plan.jpeg >He makes his way to the back of the bus >I put bus in L gear for max power >Close the doors >GasGasGas.mp3 >Check the interior mirror >He f------ fell over >Trying to hold back my keks >He tried to get up >I make it to a sharp bend >DejaVu.mp3 >He holds on for dear life >Red Light >He falls face forward >LOL Sometimes, being a bus driver is great.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: 91p6pDCH) 06/16/25(Mon)19:27:37 No.507653341 59 KB PNG >Be bus driver is liberal s------- >Spend all day dodging: >Asian students who can calculate pi equations in their head but not look before crossing the f------ road >Cyclists who clearly want to make a lawsuit out of me >And potholes because the city spent all their money on commie blocks for n------ For context, there was an anti trump protest going on that day because leftists have nothing better to protest >Pull up at a stop >Guy with headphones gets on >He turns his head while scanning is card >See Antifa sticker on his left headphone >Plan.jpeg >He makes his way to the back of the bus >I put bus in L gear for max power >Close the doors >GasGasGas.mp3 >Check the interior mirror >He f------ fell over >Trying to hold back my keks >He tried to get up >I make it to a sharp bend >DejaVu.mp3 >He holds on for dear life >Red Light >He falls face forward >LOL Sometimes, being a bus driver is great.

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What to do? | /r/Greentext

ROME FELL... b Please Come with me to prom! AND I HAVE FOR YOU.. 11 KB PNG >toki confesses her love for you like this what do you do? 00°
ROME FELL... b Please Come with me to prom! AND I HAVE FOR YOU.. 11 KB PNG >toki confesses her love for you like this what do you do? 00°

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Humanising monsters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)20:58:32 No.211327000 DAHMER MONSTER: THE JEFFREY DAHMER STORY file.png 1.4 MB PNG >LET'S TAKE ONE OF THE WORST SERIAL KILLERS IN HISTORY AND MAKE HIM SYMPATHETIC >HIS FIRST VICTIM WILL CALL HIM A F-----, THAT'LL GET THE AUDIENCES SIDING WITH DAHMER >IN FACT, LET'S SHIP ONE OF THE VICTIMS WITH DAHMER! >ALSO, HERE'S A JOHN WAYNE GACY CAMEO WHERE HE PUTS ON THE CLOWN COSTUME FOR NO REASON What in the actual f--- were they thinking?
Anonymous 06/10/25(Tue)20:58:32 No.211327000 DAHMER MONSTER: THE JEFFREY DAHMER STORY file.png 1.4 MB PNG >LET'S TAKE ONE OF THE WORST SERIAL KILLERS IN HISTORY AND MAKE HIM SYMPATHETIC >HIS FIRST VICTIM WILL CALL HIM A F-----, THAT'LL GET THE AUDIENCES SIDING WITH DAHMER >IN FACT, LET'S SHIP ONE OF THE VICTIMS WITH DAHMER! >ALSO, HERE'S A JOHN WAYNE GACY CAMEO WHERE HE PUTS ON THE CLOWN COSTUME FOR NO REASON What in the actual f--- were they thinking?

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