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Get comfortable. 409 KB JPG WHATS HIS NAME PEE TEE GEE???! >George "Arm the Protein Torpedoes" Takei >George "Ensign, Handle My Captain's Log" Takei >George "Lispier than an Emacs Conference" Takei >George "The Trump Curse Won't B------- Me Because I'd Like That" Takei >George "I am now Living as a Gay Man" Takei >George "You Just Got Takei'd, Boy" Takei >George "Star-slip, Enter-behind" Takei >George "Butt-play" Takei >George "Grabbin' Thigh" Takei >George "Shooting loads in your eyes" Takei >George "Take a sip and I spread your hips" Takei >George "It was a f------ joke senpai" Takei >George 'C-- of sum yung guy" Takei >George "Sulute Your Shorts" Takei >George "I like young guys" Takei >George "C--- Asian" Takei >George "Kami-poz-e" Takei >George "It's Not Gay In The Shuttlebay" Takei
Get comfortable. 409 KB JPG WHATS HIS NAME PEE TEE GEE???! >George "Arm the Protein Torpedoes" Takei >George "Ensign, Handle My Captain's Log" Takei >George "Lispier than an Emacs Conference" Takei >George "The Trump Curse Won't B------- Me Because I'd Like That" Takei >George "I am now Living as a Gay Man" Takei >George "You Just Got Takei'd, Boy" Takei >George "Star-slip, Enter-behind" Takei >George "Butt-play" Takei >George "Grabbin' Thigh" Takei >George "Shooting loads in your eyes" Takei >George "Take a sip and I spread your hips" Takei >George "It was a f------ joke senpai" Takei >George 'C-- of sum yung guy" Takei >George "Sulute Your Shorts" Takei >George "I like young guys" Takei >George "C--- Asian" Takei >George "Kami-poz-e" Takei >George "It's Not Gay In The Shuttlebay" Takei

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Anon has autism. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous autism cucks me again 06/18/25(Wed)13:53:46 No.81533871 next time ILL pick the place thank you very much Lol Does that mean you had a bad time? Imfao no i had so much fun Me too! I was worried you wouldn't hahah nothing to worry abt at all :-) Then the only way I'd get to sleep with you would be for me to r--- you Today 12:08 PM Kidding! Lol Read 9:13 AM I was kidding. Lol Sent as Text Message Hello? Sent as Text Message 601 KB JPG >take a qt out for a date >actually goes well for once >next morning chatting about it >autism goblin forcibly grabs my hands and makes me text pic rel >blocked immediately KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
Anonymous autism cucks me again 06/18/25(Wed)13:53:46 No.81533871 next time ILL pick the place thank you very much Lol Does that mean you had a bad time? Imfao no i had so much fun Me too! I was worried you wouldn't hahah nothing to worry abt at all :-) Then the only way I'd get to sleep with you would be for me to r--- you Today 12:08 PM Kidding! Lol Read 9:13 AM I was kidding. Lol Sent as Text Message Hello? Sent as Text Message 601 KB JPG >take a qt out for a date >actually goes well for once >next morning chatting about it >autism goblin forcibly grabs my hands and makes me text pic rel >blocked immediately KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

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Anon has NO rizz | /r/Greentext

Anonymous autism cucks me again 06/18/25(Wed)12:53:46 No.81533871 next time ILL pick the place thank you very much Lol Does that mean you had a bad time? Imfao no i had so much fun Me too! I was worried you wouldn't hahah nothing to worry abt at all :-) Then the only way I'd get to sleep with you would be for me to r--- you Today 12:08 PM Kidding! Lol Read 9:13 AM I was kidding. Lol Sent as Text Message Hello? Sent as Text Message >take a qt out for a date IMG_2390.jpg 601 KB JPG >actually goes well for once >next morning chatting about it >autism goblin forcibly grabs my hands and makes me text pic rel >blocked immediately KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
Anonymous autism cucks me again 06/18/25(Wed)12:53:46 No.81533871 next time ILL pick the place thank you very much Lol Does that mean you had a bad time? Imfao no i had so much fun Me too! I was worried you wouldn't hahah nothing to worry abt at all :-) Then the only way I'd get to sleep with you would be for me to r--- you Today 12:08 PM Kidding! Lol Read 9:13 AM I was kidding. Lol Sent as Text Message Hello? Sent as Text Message >take a qt out for a date IMG_2390.jpg 601 KB JPG >actually goes well for once >next morning chatting about it >autism goblin forcibly grabs my hands and makes me text pic rel >blocked immediately KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

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Anon is an Engineer | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Redneckmaxxing is the solution to the cost of living crisis Redneckmaxxing is the solution(...) 06/18/25(Wed)18:24:36 No.507878225 1750257177878368.jpg 37 KB JPG >mfw I just got a $1200 truck with a dead motor and replaced it in my driveway Anonymous (ID: SQ84exhi) E >>507878225 (OP) # 06/18/25(Wed)18:27:22 No.507878553 You can afford an engine hoist, but not a car payment? Did you already own the engine hoist?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Redneckmaxxing is the solution to the cost of living crisis Redneckmaxxing is the solution(...) 06/18/25(Wed)18:24:36 No.507878225 1750257177878368.jpg 37 KB JPG >mfw I just got a $1200 truck with a dead motor and replaced it in my driveway Anonymous (ID: SQ84exhi) E >>507878225 (OP) # 06/18/25(Wed)18:27:22 No.507878553 You can afford an engine hoist, but not a car payment? Did you already own the engine hoist?

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Anon loves women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121172 Are you aroused by clown women? 813 KB JPG 7 Replies/4 Images Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573
Anonymous 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121172 Are you aroused by clown women? 813 KB JPG 7 Replies/4 Images Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573

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Mustafa Kemal Atatürk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 19 KB JPG 06/15/25(Sun)08:10:32 No.935806354 >leader of turkey >his name is "ataturk" This is some games workshop level writing, and not in the good way
Anonymous 19 KB JPG 06/15/25(Sun)08:10:32 No.935806354 >leader of turkey >his name is "ataturk" This is some games workshop level writing, and not in the good way

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Anon got rejected. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)11:04:01 No.81532227 > job application #145 rejected for an entry level position 421 KB PNG Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)11:19:12 No.81532371 just give em a firm look in the eye and square handshake sonny, you got this
Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)11:04:01 No.81532227 > job application #145 rejected for an entry level position 421 KB PNG Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)11:19:12 No.81532371 just give em a firm look in the eye and square handshake sonny, you got this

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Beats from a Neet | /r/Greentext

1h (5/2 11:06) 917765021 20 Re . 3 Img JPG 53KB (640 x 421) FDHFEQKXoAUr3iF.jpg 6 Replies You're just lazy, you just don't want to pay rent, or taxes, or your student loans, or credit card debt, or health insurance, you don't want to work at Target, you can't do this, you want to crash the economy! Noooooo Yes. >be me, an enlightened NEET >wake up at the luxurious hour of 11 AM >stretch, yawn, life is good >roll a joint with the finesse of a seasoned chef >light it up and sip on some premium coffee >the aroma blends perfectly, like destiny >decide to grace the outside world with my presence >walk to the bakery, feeling like a king among peasants >see all the tired faces, the "wagies" >can almost hear their joints creaking from the daily grind >order the freshest pastry, because I can enjoy the finer things at any time >pity the wagies internally, their spirit crushed between the gears of capitalism >"That'll be $21.50," says the cashier with a fake smile >hand over the cash, the product of sweet government neetbux >return to my castle (nice newly renovated 2 rooms apartment paid for by giberment), victorious >light another joint in celebration >boot up the computer, ready to dispense wisdom online >feeling inspired, time to make some music >fire up pirated copy of Ableton, my digital canvas >lay down a chill beat, sprinkle in some synths, the track starts to breathe >hours blur into a creative frenzy, the song shapes up-a chill anthem >finish up, proud of this banger, name it "Wagie wagie get back in the cagie" >upload to YouTube, share the link with the online world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= 2INUiJDqD6M
1h (5/2 11:06) 917765021 20 Re . 3 Img JPG 53KB (640 x 421) FDHFEQKXoAUr3iF.jpg 6 Replies You're just lazy, you just don't want to pay rent, or taxes, or your student loans, or credit card debt, or health insurance, you don't want to work at Target, you can't do this, you want to crash the economy! Noooooo Yes. >be me, an enlightened NEET >wake up at the luxurious hour of 11 AM >stretch, yawn, life is good >roll a joint with the finesse of a seasoned chef >light it up and sip on some premium coffee >the aroma blends perfectly, like destiny >decide to grace the outside world with my presence >walk to the bakery, feeling like a king among peasants >see all the tired faces, the "wagies" >can almost hear their joints creaking from the daily grind >order the freshest pastry, because I can enjoy the finer things at any time >pity the wagies internally, their spirit crushed between the gears of capitalism >"That'll be $21.50," says the cashier with a fake smile >hand over the cash, the product of sweet government neetbux >return to my castle (nice newly renovated 2 rooms apartment paid for by giberment), victorious >light another joint in celebration >boot up the computer, ready to dispense wisdom online >feeling inspired, time to make some music >fire up pirated copy of Ableton, my digital canvas >lay down a chill beat, sprinkle in some synths, the track starts to breathe >hours blur into a creative frenzy, the song shapes up-a chill anthem >finish up, proud of this banger, name it "Wagie wagie get back in the cagie" >upload to YouTube, share the link with the online world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= 2INUiJDqD6M

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Anon has a theory | /r/Greentext

mriforaquant.jpg (215 KB, 640x360) google yandex iqdb wait MRI Machines may be multiverse teleporters Pokedream 06/18/25(Wed)06:57:34 No.40554236 ▼ >>40554291 >>40554293 From everything I understand about how physics work, if there is any way to hop into another reality, it would be an MRI machine. MRI machines are not simple magnetic field generators and detectors. No: MRI machines effect the Quantum Spin of all the Protons in your body. Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)07:27:02 No.40554293 >>40554236 (OP) >have brain tumor >get MRI >get out of MRI machine >get sent to auschwitz
mriforaquant.jpg (215 KB, 640x360) google yandex iqdb wait MRI Machines may be multiverse teleporters Pokedream 06/18/25(Wed)06:57:34 No.40554236 ▼ >>40554291 >>40554293 From everything I understand about how physics work, if there is any way to hop into another reality, it would be an MRI machine. MRI machines are not simple magnetic field generators and detectors. No: MRI machines effect the Quantum Spin of all the Protons in your body. Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)07:27:02 No.40554293 >>40554236 (OP) >have brain tumor >get MRI >get out of MRI machine >get sent to auschwitz

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Anon finds a niche | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)03:19:40 No.81530376 >take random popular female video game character >make a nude drawing of it >add a gigantic penis >make thousands of dollars with with each picture 183 KB PNG 6 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)03:19:40 No.81530376 >take random popular female video game character >make a nude drawing of it >add a gigantic penis >make thousands of dollars with with each picture 183 KB PNG 6 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon is winning. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 61 KB JPG 06/18/25(Wed)01:07:56 No.81528734 >losing an argument with a foid >tell her to post her bodycount >she stops responding >win
Anonymous 61 KB JPG 06/18/25(Wed)01:07:56 No.81528734 >losing an argument with a foid >tell her to post her bodycount >she stops responding >win

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Anon got caught slippn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous W 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:07 No.194735995 here in denmark indian men are loved by everyone, indians are considered the most attractive males, its over for us whitecels 65 KB PNG Anonymous Forgot vpn 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:49 No.194736023 Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)08:51:04 No. 194736033 how do i delete a thread >>194736043 # >>194736071 # >>194736199 #
Anonymous W 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:07 No.194735995 here in denmark indian men are loved by everyone, indians are considered the most attractive males, its over for us whitecels 65 KB PNG Anonymous Forgot vpn 03/11/24(Mon)08:50:49 No.194736023 Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)08:51:04 No. 194736033 how do i delete a thread >>194736043 # >>194736071 # >>194736199 #

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Feel the Chill | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: aqJj9nJf ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/17/25(Tue)21:38:27 No.507806058 1.31 MB PNG >Americans have bullied me into installing this
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: aqJj9nJf ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/17/25(Tue)21:38:27 No.507806058 1.31 MB PNG >Americans have bullied me into installing this

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Atleast anon isn't gay this time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 33 KB PNG possum 03/27/13(Wed)05:01 No.55852 >be 16 >hear dogs obviously attacking something in back yard >go out and get them to leave it alone >oh s--- it's a bloody >think its dead, go to put it in garbage >notice its still breathing >decide to put it out of it's misery >grab a broken skateboard and smash it over it's head >possum starts convulsing >oh god why aren't you dying >keep beating it >feel like Christopher bale killing Jared letto In American psycho >it finally dies >check the body and see the dogs barely scratched it >mfw I remember possums play dead
Anonymous 33 KB PNG possum 03/27/13(Wed)05:01 No.55852 >be 16 >hear dogs obviously attacking something in back yard >go out and get them to leave it alone >oh s--- it's a bloody >think its dead, go to put it in garbage >notice its still breathing >decide to put it out of it's misery >grab a broken skateboard and smash it over it's head >possum starts convulsing >oh god why aren't you dying >keep beating it >feel like Christopher bale killing Jared letto In American psycho >it finally dies >check the body and see the dogs barely scratched it >mfw I remember possums play dead

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Toby does it again | /r/Greentext

KRIS HP ACT X ITEM 28/160 SUSIE HP 9b/190 RALSEI HP 45/140 * FRESH FROM THE JUICE! FRESH FROM THE JUICE! >An incarnation of audiovisual entertaintment saying this >Juice in media What did Toby Fox mean by this
KRIS HP ACT X ITEM 28/160 SUSIE HP 9b/190 RALSEI HP 45/140 * FRESH FROM THE JUICE! FRESH FROM THE JUICE! >An incarnation of audiovisual entertaintment saying this >Juice in media What did Toby Fox mean by this

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here's what's gonna happen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 112 KB PNG 06/17/25(Tue)17:31:52 No.712909112 >here's what's gonna happen >You're gonna open up this thread, then you're gonna hit "Post a Reply" >I don't care what you put it the comment box, do what feels right. Post a picture instead if you want to. I don't care. >But here's the important part: you're gonna post that comment. And when you do, you're gonna get doubles. That'll let me know you're solid and you can stay in this thread >But if you get singles: YOU. ARE. OUT. >you can go to /tv/, you can go to /mu/, just don't show yourself back on /v/ again, got it? >>712909578 # >>712909624 # >>712911883 # >>712918031 #
Anonymous 112 KB PNG 06/17/25(Tue)17:31:52 No.712909112 >here's what's gonna happen >You're gonna open up this thread, then you're gonna hit "Post a Reply" >I don't care what you put it the comment box, do what feels right. Post a picture instead if you want to. I don't care. >But here's the important part: you're gonna post that comment. And when you do, you're gonna get doubles. That'll let me know you're solid and you can stay in this thread >But if you get singles: YOU. ARE. OUT. >you can go to /tv/, you can go to /mu/, just don't show yourself back on /v/ again, got it? >>712909578 # >>712909624 # >>712911883 # >>712918031 #

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