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Anon is still butthurt about Saturn/Holden/Pontiac | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GM 3 KB PNG 11/7/2025, 1:39:39 am No.92926235 > buys successful and popular car brand > slowly strips away everything that made them unique and successful and popular > reduces them down to nothing more than an Opel rebadge puppet > kills them off, citing an "unexpected drop in sales" What is this business strategy called?
Anonymous GM 3 KB PNG 11/7/2025, 1:39:39 am No.92926235 > buys successful and popular car brand > slowly strips away everything that made them unique and successful and popular > reduces them down to nothing more than an Opel rebadge puppet > kills them off, citing an "unexpected drop in sales" What is this business strategy called?

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Anon gives his first kiss | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/09/25(Wed)18:15:43 No.936877591 >>936881479 >Third time ordering a h-----. >She's cute and is really good. >She gets on my lap and starts riding me. >"What's wrong?" she asks >Tell her that I want to do something, but I know she'd never go for it. >"You're not going to shock me, what is it?" she asks >Tell her that I wish I could kiss her. >Gives me a puzzled looked. >"So kiss me," she shrugs. >"I thought that was like, against the rules," I say. >She laughs, "That's stupid Hollywood b-------. I'm letting you f--- me, why would I care that you want to kiss?" >Wraps her arms around my neck and kisses me. >Don't have much experience (obviously) but it was the best kiss I've ever had. >Being able to kiss her while we were doing it made the whole experience so much better. >When it was over and she was leaving, she kissed me again. >"I like the way you kiss, I hope your girl appreciates it!" >I know she was just bullshitting me to make me feel good, but... it worked.
Anonymous 07/09/25(Wed)18:15:43 No.936877591 >>936881479 >Third time ordering a h-----. >She's cute and is really good. >She gets on my lap and starts riding me. >"What's wrong?" she asks >Tell her that I want to do something, but I know she'd never go for it. >"You're not going to shock me, what is it?" she asks >Tell her that I wish I could kiss her. >Gives me a puzzled looked. >"So kiss me," she shrugs. >"I thought that was like, against the rules," I say. >She laughs, "That's stupid Hollywood b-------. I'm letting you f--- me, why would I care that you want to kiss?" >Wraps her arms around my neck and kisses me. >Don't have much experience (obviously) but it was the best kiss I've ever had. >Being able to kiss her while we were doing it made the whole experience so much better. >When it was over and she was leaving, she kissed me again. >"I like the way you kiss, I hope your girl appreciates it!" >I know she was just bullshitting me to make me feel good, but... it worked.

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twinkanon’s predicament | /r/Greentext

Anonymous the twink problem 03/31/25(Mon)03:50:17 No.39357810 >be me, small twink >naturally attracted to bottoms >naturally a dominant top >have a small d--- >not really attracted to tops 50 KB JPG Not necessarily an ideal situation, as no bottom wants a small twink with a small c--- to top them... right? am I just meant to be a bottom and I should just accept my fate?
Anonymous the twink problem 03/31/25(Mon)03:50:17 No.39357810 >be me, small twink >naturally attracted to bottoms >naturally a dominant top >have a small d--- >not really attracted to tops 50 KB JPG Not necessarily an ideal situation, as no bottom wants a small twink with a small c--- to top them... right? am I just meant to be a bottom and I should just accept my fate?

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Anon and his Dad. | /r/Greentext

File: 1299418496.jpg-(23 KB, 399x382, DAD-SON1.jpg) Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)08:34:56 No.314002202 >>had the best dad of the world >> always used to play with me after work, really loved me and my bro >>one day, i came back from elementary school >>mom was all furious and angry and stuff >> i asked what happened and where dad is >>she told me he broke up with her, got another woman and a kid >> didnt understand the world >> dad would never do such a thing >> went to my room, after 5 hours i realised dad would not come back >> was really sad, started crying and stuff >> one month passed, not a single sign from dad >> the next 3 months, sadness changed to anger >> how could he just leave me without even saying goodbye >> years passed, started to forgot about him >> already had a familiy and own childs, loved them really much >> the more i loved my children, the more i could not understand how he could have done that to me >> one day, my aunt called me saying my dad was about to die of cancer >> didn't give a flying f---, he forgot me >> later my wife told me i had to go to visit him >> arrived at hometown hospital >> everybody was there, even my mom for some reason >> everybody was crying, he just died. >> did not shed a single tear >>3 days later, my mom gave me an f------ huge basket full of letters >>said that it was from my dad to me and she was sorry that she didn't gave them to me >> my heart crushed >> moments of silence, then went banana and hit mom in face and stuff >> later went to dads flat to take things and stuff >> there was no f------ other family >> it was a one-man-flat, one bed >> and in the middle of the living room >> in the middle of the living room >> there was a picture of my brother, my mom and me
File: 1299418496.jpg-(23 KB, 399x382, DAD-SON1.jpg) Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)08:34:56 No.314002202 >>had the best dad of the world >> always used to play with me after work, really loved me and my bro >>one day, i came back from elementary school >>mom was all furious and angry and stuff >> i asked what happened and where dad is >>she told me he broke up with her, got another woman and a kid >> didnt understand the world >> dad would never do such a thing >> went to my room, after 5 hours i realised dad would not come back >> was really sad, started crying and stuff >> one month passed, not a single sign from dad >> the next 3 months, sadness changed to anger >> how could he just leave me without even saying goodbye >> years passed, started to forgot about him >> already had a familiy and own childs, loved them really much >> the more i loved my children, the more i could not understand how he could have done that to me >> one day, my aunt called me saying my dad was about to die of cancer >> didn't give a flying f---, he forgot me >> later my wife told me i had to go to visit him >> arrived at hometown hospital >> everybody was there, even my mom for some reason >> everybody was crying, he just died. >> did not shed a single tear >>3 days later, my mom gave me an f------ huge basket full of letters >>said that it was from my dad to me and she was sorry that she didn't gave them to me >> my heart crushed >> moments of silence, then went banana and hit mom in face and stuff >> later went to dads flat to take things and stuff >> there was no f------ other family >> it was a one-man-flat, one bed >> and in the middle of the living room >> in the middle of the living room >> there was a picture of my brother, my mom and me

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Anon and his Mom. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/14/15(Tue)23:37:57 No.609895785 >>609896213 >>609896735 >>609897775 >>609898661 >>609898743 >>609901303 heres a story from when i was a teenager >be 14 >my mother is very sick >constant medical issues, mobility issues >not fat, she literally cant balance >being 14, i thought she was invincible and would just get over it >shes literally riddled with cancer >shes a fighter though, and we live in australia so amazing healthcare >she battles every s----- illness for 2 whole years >all this time still manages to just be my mum >makes me lunches, helps with homework, etc >im always nice to her, because shes sick but sometimes it takes it toll and i get mad >we have to eventually get a carer in to look after her as she is getting very sick >she is bedridden before i know it, i can hear the medical equipment from my room >wake up one night to her gasping, walk into her room with a glass of water >shes gasping for air, she'd fallen from bed and broken 2 vertebrae >she goes to hospital for 2 months after that >fast forward 3 months and she is well enough to go to the park with her best friend and me >we laugh and she even made us some sandwiches >she gets sicker over the next few days >but she still does those mum things, like making my school lunches >she barely has enough energy to get out of bed, but still makes my lunch >get called out of class one day, told to go to the office >there is a cab waiting for me, the principal tells me "the school is here for you" but i dont understand >get to hospital, taken to emergency >watch my mother smile at me and take her last breath > later that night im home, walk into the kitchen after crying for hours >open the fridge >laid out in there are my school lunches for the next 3 days >she literally used the last energy in her body to make sure i had my lunches for that week >i sat there on the floor and ate every last one i still cant think about how caring that woman was without tearing up. god i miss her.
Anonymous 04/14/15(Tue)23:37:57 No.609895785 >>609896213 >>609896735 >>609897775 >>609898661 >>609898743 >>609901303 heres a story from when i was a teenager >be 14 >my mother is very sick >constant medical issues, mobility issues >not fat, she literally cant balance >being 14, i thought she was invincible and would just get over it >shes literally riddled with cancer >shes a fighter though, and we live in australia so amazing healthcare >she battles every s----- illness for 2 whole years >all this time still manages to just be my mum >makes me lunches, helps with homework, etc >im always nice to her, because shes sick but sometimes it takes it toll and i get mad >we have to eventually get a carer in to look after her as she is getting very sick >she is bedridden before i know it, i can hear the medical equipment from my room >wake up one night to her gasping, walk into her room with a glass of water >shes gasping for air, she'd fallen from bed and broken 2 vertebrae >she goes to hospital for 2 months after that >fast forward 3 months and she is well enough to go to the park with her best friend and me >we laugh and she even made us some sandwiches >she gets sicker over the next few days >but she still does those mum things, like making my school lunches >she barely has enough energy to get out of bed, but still makes my lunch >get called out of class one day, told to go to the office >there is a cab waiting for me, the principal tells me "the school is here for you" but i dont understand >get to hospital, taken to emergency >watch my mother smile at me and take her last breath > later that night im home, walk into the kitchen after crying for hours >open the fridge >laid out in there are my school lunches for the next 3 days >she literally used the last energy in her body to make sure i had my lunches for that week >i sat there on the floor and ate every last one i still cant think about how caring that woman was without tearing up. god i miss her.

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Anon orders spicy food | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 553 KB JPG 07/03/25(Thu)18:04:02 No.33311926 >mid 30s, no life >no friends, no job, ignored by women >my body is completely f----- >have severe allergic gas reactions to spicy food >friday evenings I always order thai and indian food >spend weekends walking around huge foodcourt in nearby mall >periodically release the most toxic foul smelling farts >the smell is f------ vile >like rotting raw chicken and the dumpsters behind an abortion clinic >brings me joy to see people eating suddenly wretch with disgust >"da fuuuuck is that smell❞ >"my gawwwddddd" >Ruined 5 familys lunch this past weekend This is literally the only joy that life brings me.
: Anonymous 553 KB JPG 07/03/25(Thu)18:04:02 No.33311926 >mid 30s, no life >no friends, no job, ignored by women >my body is completely f----- >have severe allergic gas reactions to spicy food >friday evenings I always order thai and indian food >spend weekends walking around huge foodcourt in nearby mall >periodically release the most toxic foul smelling farts >the smell is f------ vile >like rotting raw chicken and the dumpsters behind an abortion clinic >brings me joy to see people eating suddenly wretch with disgust >"da fuuuuck is that smell❞ >"my gawwwddddd" >Ruined 5 familys lunch this past weekend This is literally the only joy that life brings me.

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Everytime Harry is in the hospital wing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/07/25(Mon)07:21:30 No.212441807 >Ah Harry. Another year, another attempt on your life. Takes some of Harry's candy without asking >Did I ever tell you about Grindelwald? >He was my a---- boyfriend. We would have hot sweaty a--- sex every night. You couldnt imagine the smell and clean up afterwards. He would also shitpost on /pol/ and /k/. He could go on and on about racial purity. How the muggles are loud and obnoxious, they'd like music that rhymes and despite being a fraction of the population, they commit half the crimes. He wanted to rule over the muggles, all for the greater good of course. Sadly, we had a falling out when he killed my retarded sister, he fled. Oh and he was a good friend
Anonymous 07/07/25(Mon)07:21:30 No.212441807 >Ah Harry. Another year, another attempt on your life. Takes some of Harry's candy without asking >Did I ever tell you about Grindelwald? >He was my a---- boyfriend. We would have hot sweaty a--- sex every night. You couldnt imagine the smell and clean up afterwards. He would also shitpost on /pol/ and /k/. He could go on and on about racial purity. How the muggles are loud and obnoxious, they'd like music that rhymes and despite being a fraction of the population, they commit half the crimes. He wanted to rule over the muggles, all for the greater good of course. Sadly, we had a falling out when he killed my retarded sister, he fled. Oh and he was a good friend

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Anon on millennials | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 298 KB JPG 05/05/25(Mon)22:29:54 No.708994665 >millennials thought these things were the coolest s--- ever Seriously?
: Anonymous 298 KB JPG 05/05/25(Mon)22:29:54 No.708994665 >millennials thought these things were the coolest s--- ever Seriously?

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Anon waits for you | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/7/2025, 11:19:28 AM No.61148113 24 KB JPEG > be me > Have friend > He sits on the corner lot > Sells pills to the girls from across the block > "You should quit that sketchy scene" > Answers me with "nothing comes close to the fever dream" (???) >Be me > Know girl > Never goes out on Sunday nights > her boyfriend hits her in the morning light > Tells her everything ends when she reaches that thrill and that nothing exists past her window > It's nothing new
Anonymous 10/7/2025, 11:19:28 AM No.61148113 24 KB JPEG > be me > Have friend > He sits on the corner lot > Sells pills to the girls from across the block > "You should quit that sketchy scene" > Answers me with "nothing comes close to the fever dream" (???) >Be me > Know girl > Never goes out on Sunday nights > her boyfriend hits her in the morning light > Tells her everything ends when she reaches that thrill and that nothing exists past her window > It's nothing new

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Anons Bottom Mathematics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 93 KB JPG 07/26/22(Tue)12:08:00 No.26918060 Fun bottom fact from a math bottom Division and subtraction do not actually exist. They are merely the inverse of multiplication and addition. 5/4 is really 5*(4^-1) And 5-4 is really 5 + (-4) The more you know! Anonymous Anonymous 07/26/22(Tue)12:09:30 No.26918087 07/26/22(Tue)12:10:11 No.26918099 This is what goes on in a bottom's mind when you're f------ them?
Anonymous 93 KB JPG 07/26/22(Tue)12:08:00 No.26918060 Fun bottom fact from a math bottom Division and subtraction do not actually exist. They are merely the inverse of multiplication and addition. 5/4 is really 5*(4^-1) And 5-4 is really 5 + (-4) The more you know! Anonymous Anonymous 07/26/22(Tue)12:09:30 No.26918087 07/26/22(Tue)12:10:11 No.26918099 This is what goes on in a bottom's mind when you're f------ them?

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"How fortunate you are of being born in Germany" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: sr3uyckf)! F--- them to hell 07/07/25(Mon)17:01:29 No.509773657 2.68 MB PNG >Raised energy prices >Increases taxes >Endless retarded regulations >Low to no economic growth >Cancels elections >Arrests people for online posts >No A/C >Literally wants to feed you bugs >Filled the place up with Flipping N and Rabid Mohammeds who r--- everything and breed like vermin >Power supersedes that of national governments >Ruined cars with overbearing emissions rules (made them unaffordable too) >Can't drive old cars in certain cities or they penalise you >Proposed a 'meat tax' (cucked) >Nearly everything they do is vehemently opposed by most people But never mind all of that because my f------ iPhone has a USB-C charger now.
Anonymous (ID: sr3uyckf)! F--- them to hell 07/07/25(Mon)17:01:29 No.509773657 2.68 MB PNG >Raised energy prices >Increases taxes >Endless retarded regulations >Low to no economic growth >Cancels elections >Arrests people for online posts >No A/C >Literally wants to feed you bugs >Filled the place up with Flipping N and Rabid Mohammeds who r--- everything and breed like vermin >Power supersedes that of national governments >Ruined cars with overbearing emissions rules (made them unaffordable too) >Can't drive old cars in certain cities or they penalise you >Proposed a 'meat tax' (cucked) >Nearly everything they do is vehemently opposed by most people But never mind all of that because my f------ iPhone has a USB-C charger now.

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Anon on election night 2028 | /r/Greentext

elonmusk.jpg (39 KB, 630x420) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: tkU0qJz2) 07/10/25(Thu)02:39:02 No.509989259 >2028 >election night >be elon >running for president >not eligible, but it's not like anyone cares >america party gets 5% of the vote >more than enough to hand the democrats the victory >make one phone call >"hello, george. took me a long time, but it's done." >cash in 1 trillion sorosbux >mfw
elonmusk.jpg (39 KB, 630x420) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: tkU0qJz2) 07/10/25(Thu)02:39:02 No.509989259 >2028 >election night >be elon >running for president >not eligible, but it's not like anyone cares >america party gets 5% of the vote >more than enough to hand the democrats the victory >make one phone call >"hello, george. took me a long time, but it's done." >cash in 1 trillion sorosbux >mfw

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If you know, you know. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03:47:20 No.70383707 you_know_what_this_is.jpg 177 KB JPG *Ruins the gaming industry forever*
Anonymous 03:47:20 No.70383707 you_know_what_this_is.jpg 177 KB JPG *Ruins the gaming industry forever*

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invincible | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous INVINCIBLE 2.71 MB PNG 08/25/23(Fri)16:23:45 No. 189153076 >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him : Anonymous Anon, I... 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091
: Anonymous INVINCIBLE 2.71 MB PNG 08/25/23(Fri)16:23:45 No. 189153076 >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him : Anonymous Anon, I... 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091

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Maybe it's not fun to use | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/07/24(Wed)18:49:19 No.684912859 mortar.jpg 132 KB JPG >one of the most fundamentally important weapons in modern infantry combat >barely ever appears in shooters, even those aiming for realism Why?
Anonymous 08/07/24(Wed)18:49:19 No.684912859 mortar.jpg 132 KB JPG >one of the most fundamentally important weapons in modern infantry combat >barely ever appears in shooters, even those aiming for realism Why?

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Is the entirety of this game a testament to Japanese incompetence? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:08:28 PM No.69046729 191 KB WEBP > Be phantom thieves > Before finishing a dungeon, you have to send out a physical item (calling card) to the person > The entire Japanese police force is after you > Not ONE of them considers checking fingerprints Is there a lore reason for this? Are they stupid?
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:08:28 PM No.69046729 191 KB WEBP > Be phantom thieves > Before finishing a dungeon, you have to send out a physical item (calling card) to the person > The entire Japanese police force is after you > Not ONE of them considers checking fingerprints Is there a lore reason for this? Are they stupid?

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