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The Shape of Things to Come | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/26/14 (Tue) 11:48:40 No.138325 >>138333 >>138460 >>138502 >>138564 >>138589 >>138590 >>139700 File: 1409053720678.jpg (91.92 KB, 550x309, trailer-true-detective-cb7.jpg) Let me give you youngfags a rundown of what will happen in your life IF you don't turn into a normalfag, and why the feels you're feeling right now will pale in comparison to what is to come. 18-20: high school is over and you don't feel like doing s---. That's okay though, you need time to find yourself, or that's what you tell your family. Meanwhile, everyone else is heading off to college, trade school, the oil fields or wherever the f---. You feel that you're falling behind in the race, but can still safely ignore these feels. 21-23: maybe you tried the college thing and dropped out or got fired from your job for being an autist. Everyone else is now earning degrees and advancing in their careers while you haven't moved an inch since high school. The last minute panic becomes palpable. Your family is getting concerned, but they still delude themselves into thinking you're a late bloomer. Of course you haven't had any significant human contact for the last 5 years, so where the f--- would you bloom now? 24-26: how did everyone suddenly get married? tfw no gf kind of loses meaning as it seems like all the potential gfs already got hitched. Meanwhile, there's a huge crater in your résumé and the only jobs you can get are handed out every morning in front of the Home Depot to illegal aliens. Family dealings are either marked by awkward silence or fierce accusations. Your former hobbies increasingly lose attractiveness and even watching a new anime or playing a game feel like too much effort. You still get your hopes up sometimes for turning your life around, but invariably, these aspirations get crushed under the merciless jackboot of the normalfag world. 27-29: at this point, you're pretty sure your family hates you and tolerates your presence like you tolerate the presence of gnats in the summer. A decade of solitary confinement has turned you into a complete fogey, both physically and mentally. You've probably developed some chronic condition from sitting on your ass all day. Daily bouts of regret and self-loathing consume you and you've become a fledgling alcoholic or prescription drug junkie to deal with them. At this point, you don't even care about gfs or even a job anymore; all you want is for someone to be proud of you for once in your f------ life, but as you chug your ninth beer for the day, you realize that even this minor achievement is the prerogative of normalfags. 30+: doom.
Anonymous 08/26/14 (Tue) 11:48:40 No.138325 >>138333 >>138460 >>138502 >>138564 >>138589 >>138590 >>139700 File: 1409053720678.jpg (91.92 KB, 550x309, trailer-true-detective-cb7.jpg) Let me give you youngfags a rundown of what will happen in your life IF you don't turn into a normalfag, and why the feels you're feeling right now will pale in comparison to what is to come. 18-20: high school is over and you don't feel like doing s---. That's okay though, you need time to find yourself, or that's what you tell your family. Meanwhile, everyone else is heading off to college, trade school, the oil fields or wherever the f---. You feel that you're falling behind in the race, but can still safely ignore these feels. 21-23: maybe you tried the college thing and dropped out or got fired from your job for being an autist. Everyone else is now earning degrees and advancing in their careers while you haven't moved an inch since high school. The last minute panic becomes palpable. Your family is getting concerned, but they still delude themselves into thinking you're a late bloomer. Of course you haven't had any significant human contact for the last 5 years, so where the f--- would you bloom now? 24-26: how did everyone suddenly get married? tfw no gf kind of loses meaning as it seems like all the potential gfs already got hitched. Meanwhile, there's a huge crater in your résumé and the only jobs you can get are handed out every morning in front of the Home Depot to illegal aliens. Family dealings are either marked by awkward silence or fierce accusations. Your former hobbies increasingly lose attractiveness and even watching a new anime or playing a game feel like too much effort. You still get your hopes up sometimes for turning your life around, but invariably, these aspirations get crushed under the merciless jackboot of the normalfag world. 27-29: at this point, you're pretty sure your family hates you and tolerates your presence like you tolerate the presence of gnats in the summer. A decade of solitary confinement has turned you into a complete fogey, both physically and mentally. You've probably developed some chronic condition from sitting on your ass all day. Daily bouts of regret and self-loathing consume you and you've become a fledgling alcoholic or prescription drug junkie to deal with them. At this point, you don't even care about gfs or even a job anymore; all you want is for someone to be proud of you for once in your f------ life, but as you chug your ninth beer for the day, you realize that even this minor achievement is the prerogative of normalfags. 30+: doom.

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Anon hears a cool one-liner | /r/Greentext

Anonymous What's the coolest thing you'v(...) 5 KB JPG he leaves 07/14/25(Mon)09:10:37 No.937086648 >be me, borrow $200 from someone in my friend group, with the promise to pay it back next week > next week comes and he approaches me for the money, which I don't have because I lost it on online poker >he stares at me and I get uncomfortable so I tell him I'll for sure have it next week as I get paid then so >next week comes and I once again don't have the money for dumb reasons so I ask him to give me another week >he says don't worry keep the money, you'll need it for your medical bills and then proceeds to beat the s--- out of me I'm not gonna act like I didn't deserve it but if I retell this story in real life I'm gonna flip our roles so I'm the cool one
Anonymous What's the coolest thing you'v(...) 5 KB JPG he leaves 07/14/25(Mon)09:10:37 No.937086648 >be me, borrow $200 from someone in my friend group, with the promise to pay it back next week > next week comes and he approaches me for the money, which I don't have because I lost it on online poker >he stares at me and I get uncomfortable so I tell him I'll for sure have it next week as I get paid then so >next week comes and I once again don't have the money for dumb reasons so I ask him to give me another week >he says don't worry keep the money, you'll need it for your medical bills and then proceeds to beat the s--- out of me I'm not gonna act like I didn't deserve it but if I retell this story in real life I'm gonna flip our roles so I'm the cool one

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Anon is moving forward | /r/Greentext

Anonymous In a few hours, I will no long(...) 36 KB JPG 07/02/21(Fri)07:44:02 No.64408604 >Mid 20s neet with no degree. >Finally found the courage to get a job. >Don't care its minimum wage factory work I Don't care if i end up hating it. I want to be self- dependant, frens. I never want to ask my parents for money anymore. I never want to rely on anyone else, except God to find me a way. Bitter sweet symphony. I am finally moving forward, and I am not looking back.
Anonymous In a few hours, I will no long(...) 36 KB JPG 07/02/21(Fri)07:44:02 No.64408604 >Mid 20s neet with no degree. >Finally found the courage to get a job. >Don't care its minimum wage factory work I Don't care if i end up hating it. I want to be self- dependant, frens. I never want to ask my parents for money anymore. I never want to rely on anyone else, except God to find me a way. Bitter sweet symphony. I am finally moving forward, and I am not looking back.

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anon cannot grasp Evangelion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/23/2024, 12:17:47 AM No.51286809 33 KB JPEG >humanity is nearly extinct >the 2 remaining humans are a male and a female who have only Japanese and Western European ancestry What did Anno mean by this?
Anonymous 12/23/2024, 12:17:47 AM No.51286809 33 KB JPEG >humanity is nearly extinct >the 2 remaining humans are a male and a female who have only Japanese and Western European ancestry What did Anno mean by this?

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Why does this happen? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: pfXgpJzE) * 02/14/25(Fri)19:04:27 No.497508780 >be american >get shot >be british >get stabbed >be german >get run over
Anonymous (ID: pfXgpJzE) * 02/14/25(Fri)19:04:27 No.497508780 >be american >get shot >be british >get stabbed >be german >get run over

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I am anon. Anon is I. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 07/14/25(Mon)03:10:37 No.81823604 >work in 1 hour View Thread
: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 07/14/25(Mon)03:10:37 No.81823604 >work in 1 hour View Thread

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Wait a sec… | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 08:59:19 No.202579035 ezgif-2-63afeb7475.png 1.07 MB PNG >Youre telling me my chemist brother in law who I interviewed about missing chemistry equipment and who came into a bunch of gambling money, payed my medical expenses and just bought a 10 million something dollar carwash is a METH COOK?!!
Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 08:59:19 No.202579035 ezgif-2-63afeb7475.png 1.07 MB PNG >Youre telling me my chemist brother in law who I interviewed about missing chemistry equipment and who came into a bunch of gambling money, payed my medical expenses and just bought a 10 million something dollar carwash is a METH COOK?!!

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Anon plays a little prank | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat) 18:02:25 No.794558144 23 KB JPG >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank
Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat) 18:02:25 No.794558144 23 KB JPG >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank

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Gotta go fast | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)19:53:11 No.715396226 183 KB JPG >franchise without a single good game >still has millions of die hard fans any other examples of this?
Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)19:53:11 No.715396226 183 KB JPG >franchise without a single good game >still has millions of die hard fans any other examples of this?

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Seriously, what was his problem with his completely innocuous colleague? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why the hate boner? O.R.E OR EDUCATION 09/01/24(Sun)18:58:40 No.203122107 PLEA Clea CLO E Muddafucka.jpg 144 KB JPG >Suprise muddafucka, new case. Ok- >Stfu Morgan, get in there and analyze those blood splatters you sick s--- f---. Im watching you. Ok- >Creepy ass muddafucka, I know you get off to this s---. Eveyone thinks you're good at what you do, but Im on to you, c----sucking freak. Okay Seargent Do- >Stfu and do your job. Im watching you W-- was his problem?
Anonymous Why the hate boner? O.R.E OR EDUCATION 09/01/24(Sun)18:58:40 No.203122107 PLEA Clea CLO E Muddafucka.jpg 144 KB JPG >Suprise muddafucka, new case. Ok- >Stfu Morgan, get in there and analyze those blood splatters you sick s--- f---. Im watching you. Ok- >Creepy ass muddafucka, I know you get off to this s---. Eveyone thinks you're good at what you do, but Im on to you, c----sucking freak. Okay Seargent Do- >Stfu and do your job. Im watching you W-- was his problem?

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Anon its having dirty thoughts about Elizabeth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)00:56:23 No.682657204 a35944bc8512e305e4244bab24e1865d.jpg 119 KB JPG >b-but you're my daughter...
: Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)00:56:23 No.682657204 a35944bc8512e305e4244bab24e1865d.jpg 119 KB JPG >b-but you're my daughter...

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Anon catches terminal cuckorrhea | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 195 KB PNG someone, it's ok! 11/18/24(Mon)03:59:49 No.927534091 > be diagnosed with stage 4b testicular cancer > terminal 6-18 months > can't have sex with wife anymore > sad she will be alone once I'm gone > tell her she needs to try to find > she gets dating apps, goes on some dates, has a hard time > I console and encourage her > she goes on a few more and says she's been on 3 with the same guy > she seems happy > wants me to meet him > have the most awkward 3rd wheel experience ever > immediate regret, but I want her to be happy > she spends a few nights at his house > i don't have the will or courage to ask her to stop Dying and cucked...
Anonymous 195 KB PNG someone, it's ok! 11/18/24(Mon)03:59:49 No.927534091 > be diagnosed with stage 4b testicular cancer > terminal 6-18 months > can't have sex with wife anymore > sad she will be alone once I'm gone > tell her she needs to try to find > she gets dating apps, goes on some dates, has a hard time > I console and encourage her > she goes on a few more and says she's been on 3 with the same guy > she seems happy > wants me to meet him > have the most awkward 3rd wheel experience ever > immediate regret, but I want her to be happy > she spends a few nights at his house > i don't have the will or courage to ask her to stop Dying and cucked...

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He really was the best choice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/11/25(Fri)10:52:16 No.715145340 32523451131351.png 215 KB PNG >Give me 20 years and I'll reignite the high technology development sectors. 50 years and I'll have people in orbit. 100 years and my colony ships will be heading for the stars to search for planets unpolluted by the wrath and folly of a bygone generation. What I'm offering you is a ground floor opportunity in the most important enterprise on earth. What I'm offering is a future - for you, and for what remains of the human race.
Anonymous 07/11/25(Fri)10:52:16 No.715145340 32523451131351.png 215 KB PNG >Give me 20 years and I'll reignite the high technology development sectors. 50 years and I'll have people in orbit. 100 years and my colony ships will be heading for the stars to search for planets unpolluted by the wrath and folly of a bygone generation. What I'm offering you is a ground floor opportunity in the most important enterprise on earth. What I'm offering is a future - for you, and for what remains of the human race.

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Anon receives guidance | /r/Greentext

5h (7/6 19:44) - 71510310 JPG 43KB (1024x1024) 1613510906010.jpg 5 Replies back when I was first starting, like 4 months in >at my gym there was always this super jacked black guy that would put up huge numbers >everytime he's done with his set he yells out "0000000 BABY" >it was never obnoxious or anything, I found it funny >he catches me smirking at him after he did it once >he tells me that it helps with the next set >I laugh >a few weeks pass and I'm on a hard set of deadlifts >was still doing stronglifts so these are my max >push through them and for some reason yell out "000000 BABY" >I hear "DAS RIGHT" from across the gym >my next was easier Thank you jacked black man
5h (7/6 19:44) - 71510310 JPG 43KB (1024x1024) 1613510906010.jpg 5 Replies back when I was first starting, like 4 months in >at my gym there was always this super jacked black guy that would put up huge numbers >everytime he's done with his set he yells out "0000000 BABY" >it was never obnoxious or anything, I found it funny >he catches me smirking at him after he did it once >he tells me that it helps with the next set >I laugh >a few weeks pass and I'm on a hard set of deadlifts >was still doing stronglifts so these are my max >push through them and for some reason yell out "000000 BABY" >I hear "DAS RIGHT" from across the gym >my next was easier Thank you jacked black man

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Anon watches Naruto | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: QTrsNuoC Naruto is a Fascist Nationalis(...) 07/10/25(Thu)23:49:44 No.510016635 Abandoning one's nation, and abandoning one's village... It's the same as abandoning one's child. 1614617613443.jpg 50 KB JPG >Will of Fire Literally Nationalism >Hokage Militaristic Dictator who ordered his own soldiers the principle of Fuhrerprinzip >Kekkei Genkai Literally f------ Eugenics >Danzo Glownigger psyop leader killed by Based Uncle Tom >Uchiha N------ >Zetsu F------ Jew, literally manipulated villages to kill each other and conspired many ninja wars Konoha trained f------ child soldiers and brainwashed them with a Nationalist Ideology (Will of Fire) so hard that everything they f------ do is a collective. Even naruto, a f------ bullied minority became a hardcore nationalist because Sarutobi and Iruka brainwashed his head with Racist Nationalist Ideology (Will of Fire) Naruto is a FASCIST NATIONALIST ANIME
Anonymous (ID: QTrsNuoC Naruto is a Fascist Nationalis(...) 07/10/25(Thu)23:49:44 No.510016635 Abandoning one's nation, and abandoning one's village... It's the same as abandoning one's child. 1614617613443.jpg 50 KB JPG >Will of Fire Literally Nationalism >Hokage Militaristic Dictator who ordered his own soldiers the principle of Fuhrerprinzip >Kekkei Genkai Literally f------ Eugenics >Danzo Glownigger psyop leader killed by Based Uncle Tom >Uchiha N------ >Zetsu F------ Jew, literally manipulated villages to kill each other and conspired many ninja wars Konoha trained f------ child soldiers and brainwashed them with a Nationalist Ideology (Will of Fire) so hard that everything they f------ do is a collective. Even naruto, a f------ bullied minority became a hardcore nationalist because Sarutobi and Iruka brainwashed his head with Racist Nationalist Ideology (Will of Fire) Naruto is a FASCIST NATIONALIST ANIME

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Spread a tad thin. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ulX0Ruyl ) The IDF Is Collapsing In Real (...) Security Fighters' anger over attempt to extend their service: "A strong sense of unfairness, we are being "taken advantage of The son the etenim of service base the 11-11 4-1- finding the "The been going on for a long they only fios n Chief of Staff Eyal Zamir ordered 529 KB PNG 07/13/25(Sun)12:14:42 No.510291657 >IDF is a reservist-centric army. >Designed for short wars and back to regular life >20 months into an endless war >In May the IDF tried a new mass mobilization of the reservists for new huge Gaza Operation >70% of the IDF reservists refused to go back >IDF then "recruited" only the reservists who they knew were willing to serve >IDF then fake-announces that 90% of the reservists volunteered for their 4th or 5th tour of Gaza. >#LOL >Iran War was started as a big distraction from IDF crisis >But IDF still got absolutely wrecked in Gaza, due to distraction of the Iran War. >Now the IDF/Trump are planning huge Gaza Operation for September >But first they desperately need a 2 month cease-fire with Hamas in Gaza, to re-group and prepare, and to mass kidnap IDF reservists off the streets >Which was just made legal, btw >IDF special forces were just forced to serve another full year. >Same order is being given to every IDF conscripted soldier (18-22 years old kids) >IDF special forces and regular soldiers are starting to chimp out and go public with their chimp outs >Because the Ultra-Orthodox are still able to dodge the IDF draft >Because the Ultra-O politicians can and will shut down the whole Israeli government if the goyim-Jews get uppity >Entire IDF is totally disgruntled, exhausted, demoralized, under-staffed, over-worked, and completely and utterly non- functional. >And the Ultra-Orthodox still plan to shut down the whole Israeli government next week, lol. 43 Replies / 10 Images View Thread
Anonymous (ID: ulX0Ruyl ) The IDF Is Collapsing In Real (...) Security Fighters' anger over attempt to extend their service: "A strong sense of unfairness, we are being "taken advantage of The son the etenim of service base the 11-11 4-1- finding the "The been going on for a long they only fios n Chief of Staff Eyal Zamir ordered 529 KB PNG 07/13/25(Sun)12:14:42 No.510291657 >IDF is a reservist-centric army. >Designed for short wars and back to regular life >20 months into an endless war >In May the IDF tried a new mass mobilization of the reservists for new huge Gaza Operation >70% of the IDF reservists refused to go back >IDF then "recruited" only the reservists who they knew were willing to serve >IDF then fake-announces that 90% of the reservists volunteered for their 4th or 5th tour of Gaza. >#LOL >Iran War was started as a big distraction from IDF crisis >But IDF still got absolutely wrecked in Gaza, due to distraction of the Iran War. >Now the IDF/Trump are planning huge Gaza Operation for September >But first they desperately need a 2 month cease-fire with Hamas in Gaza, to re-group and prepare, and to mass kidnap IDF reservists off the streets >Which was just made legal, btw >IDF special forces were just forced to serve another full year. >Same order is being given to every IDF conscripted soldier (18-22 years old kids) >IDF special forces and regular soldiers are starting to chimp out and go public with their chimp outs >Because the Ultra-Orthodox are still able to dodge the IDF draft >Because the Ultra-O politicians can and will shut down the whole Israeli government if the goyim-Jews get uppity >Entire IDF is totally disgruntled, exhausted, demoralized, under-staffed, over-worked, and completely and utterly non- functional. >And the Ultra-Orthodox still plan to shut down the whole Israeli government next week, lol. 43 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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