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= http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/325995426/make-an- C Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)23:19:52 No.325997892 ►>>326017631 File: 1453421252682.jpg (25 KB, 500x363) M >Observe as they unironically say "Bow-wow" "Pooh-Pooh" and "Yo-He-Ho". >Amusement. >Be me. >Bored. >Feeling lazy today. >YouNeed12MoreStamina To Troll.PNG >Walk up to linguist friends. >Ask "What is your favorite theory of how language evolved?". Anonymous 01/21/16/Sun)22:22:12 No 225002116 205008180 25000020 Σ
= http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/325995426/make-an- C Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)23:19:52 No.325997892 ►>>326017631 File: 1453421252682.jpg (25 KB, 500x363) M >Observe as they unironically say "Bow-wow" "Pooh-Pooh" and "Yo-He-Ho". >Amusement. >Be me. >Bored. >Feeling lazy today. >YouNeed12MoreStamina To Troll.PNG >Walk up to linguist friends. >Ask "What is your favorite theory of how language evolved?". Anonymous 01/21/16/Sun)22:22:12 No 225002116 205008180 25000020 Σ

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anon follows the right-wing to gay pipeline | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_8262.jpg (215 KB, 900x1125) > I stare back autistically The love forever Anonymous (ID: T50DC4gU) 05/08/25(Thu)17:01:53 No.504213972 > be me > unhappy adolesence > not ugly or stupid but fail to fit in > become more and more socially isolated > spend more and more time on internet > eventually start becoming interested in right wing politics > l'Amour Toujours on repeat all day, every day > hypnotised by the female voice > she still believes in my eyes > listen to this as I fall asleep every night. I don't feel alone > who is this woman? She is exactly what I need in my life > learn that this is a Nigerian male singer using voice changer > feel angry, don't listen to song for few days > working in library job > young black man comes in (my age) > smiles at me > eventually start talking and realise we have a lot in common > I see him again and he invites me to hang out with him > I have no friends anyway so why not > I learn that he is gay > I am uncomfortable at first but then realise that I am not as bothered as I thought I would be > eventually become good friends > over at his place > he makes a move. I don't stop him > we start dating soon after > one night while spooning spotify puts song on > hadn't listened to it for months > realise that I am the happiest I have ever been > l'amour toujours > and I'LL FLY WITH YOUUUUUUU
File: IMG_8262.jpg (215 KB, 900x1125) > I stare back autistically The love forever Anonymous (ID: T50DC4gU) 05/08/25(Thu)17:01:53 No.504213972 > be me > unhappy adolesence > not ugly or stupid but fail to fit in > become more and more socially isolated > spend more and more time on internet > eventually start becoming interested in right wing politics > l'Amour Toujours on repeat all day, every day > hypnotised by the female voice > she still believes in my eyes > listen to this as I fall asleep every night. I don't feel alone > who is this woman? She is exactly what I need in my life > learn that this is a Nigerian male singer using voice changer > feel angry, don't listen to song for few days > working in library job > young black man comes in (my age) > smiles at me > eventually start talking and realise we have a lot in common > I see him again and he invites me to hang out with him > I have no friends anyway so why not > I learn that he is gay > I am uncomfortable at first but then realise that I am not as bothered as I thought I would be > eventually become good friends > over at his place > he makes a move. I don't stop him > we start dating soon after > one night while spooning spotify puts song on > hadn't listened to it for months > realise that I am the happiest I have ever been > l'amour toujours > and I'LL FLY WITH YOUUUUUUU

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Anon dislikes his birthday | /r/Greentext

File: Apu runner.jpg (24 KB, 537x572) Birthdays Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:10:07 No.81098808 ► >be me, like maybe 9 >dad's birthday >catch him in the morning looking at .44 quite intensely >just wish happy bday >later that day >he's smiling the whole time, but my mom is clearly happier than him >he doesn't speak much, just says a thing or two about his job >this is usual for him, but something is off regardless >later that night >catch him listening to nine inch nails and looking at his .44 in his car >dad was a pretty distant guy overall, I figure his actions are just hard to understand >his weird demeanor during birthday parties never changed, always with that uncanny smile + void eyes combination >but, most of the time, he was normal if a bit silent >eventually, grow up and leave the house >not achieving what I was supposed to be achieving in life >age becomes a nightmare and a cope at the same time >"I'm still X years old, I'm not X+1 yet" >but every time I turn a different age, I'm forced to take a good look in the mirror and it always feels like being ran over by a train >birthdays become the worst day of every year >fast forward >find myself a gf by the end of 2024 >fast forward to this month >mom and dad are ashes by now >girlfriend loves birthdays though >a close person's birthday is one of the rare instances where she wakes up, goes through her day and goes to sleep all happy >don't wanna ruin that for her >put on a smile and do my best to be a non miserable companion for her throughout a day of rare of joy >later that night, she tells me how much she loves me and all of that sort of thing >just in general talks about me to me for some 10 minutes >basically forcing me to think about all of the things I should've accomplished by now >of course she means no harm, but it kills me inside >b------- her about needing to do something, really planning to just spend some time alone in the car >on my way to there, I realize >I have become and will die like my dad >it's this for the rest of my life Not complaining about her, she's great. But damn. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:14:30 No.81098828 >think I'm reading a good greentext >it's just some guy gfbragging must be nice Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:16:45 No.81098841 having to pretend to like your birthday for the saks of not ruining other people's day is a universal male experience, it's not that deep. not unique to your family or anything like that. plus it doesn't feel bad to a suicidal level Imao it just sucks. which is to say your dad had something else going on probs.
File: Apu runner.jpg (24 KB, 537x572) Birthdays Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:10:07 No.81098808 ► >be me, like maybe 9 >dad's birthday >catch him in the morning looking at .44 quite intensely >just wish happy bday >later that day >he's smiling the whole time, but my mom is clearly happier than him >he doesn't speak much, just says a thing or two about his job >this is usual for him, but something is off regardless >later that night >catch him listening to nine inch nails and looking at his .44 in his car >dad was a pretty distant guy overall, I figure his actions are just hard to understand >his weird demeanor during birthday parties never changed, always with that uncanny smile + void eyes combination >but, most of the time, he was normal if a bit silent >eventually, grow up and leave the house >not achieving what I was supposed to be achieving in life >age becomes a nightmare and a cope at the same time >"I'm still X years old, I'm not X+1 yet" >but every time I turn a different age, I'm forced to take a good look in the mirror and it always feels like being ran over by a train >birthdays become the worst day of every year >fast forward >find myself a gf by the end of 2024 >fast forward to this month >mom and dad are ashes by now >girlfriend loves birthdays though >a close person's birthday is one of the rare instances where she wakes up, goes through her day and goes to sleep all happy >don't wanna ruin that for her >put on a smile and do my best to be a non miserable companion for her throughout a day of rare of joy >later that night, she tells me how much she loves me and all of that sort of thing >just in general talks about me to me for some 10 minutes >basically forcing me to think about all of the things I should've accomplished by now >of course she means no harm, but it kills me inside >b------- her about needing to do something, really planning to just spend some time alone in the car >on my way to there, I realize >I have become and will die like my dad >it's this for the rest of my life Not complaining about her, she's great. But damn. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:14:30 No.81098828 >think I'm reading a good greentext >it's just some guy gfbragging must be nice Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:16:45 No.81098841 having to pretend to like your birthday for the saks of not ruining other people's day is a universal male experience, it's not that deep. not unique to your family or anything like that. plus it doesn't feel bad to a suicidal level Imao it just sucks. which is to say your dad had something else going on probs.

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Protestants Win | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect : Anonymous (ID: NIHONOSJ) + ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/08/25(Thu)18:36:05 No.504224173 >ultra pro-globohomo >zionist >p-------- >american bruh... catholicism is literally over 98 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: nLsIC8yx 05/08/25(Thu)18:37:18 No.504224353 >>504225374 # >>504227880 # >>504229605 # Anonymous (ID: MDbXGg9Y >>504224173 (OP) # 05/08/25(Thu)18:37:38 No.504224384 >ultra pro-globohomo >zionist >p-------- so just an american? >>504226123 # >>504227401 # >>504228049 # >>504230349
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect : Anonymous (ID: NIHONOSJ) + ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/08/25(Thu)18:36:05 No.504224173 >ultra pro-globohomo >zionist >p-------- >american bruh... catholicism is literally over 98 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: nLsIC8yx 05/08/25(Thu)18:37:18 No.504224353 >>504225374 # >>504227880 # >>504229605 # Anonymous (ID: MDbXGg9Y >>504224173 (OP) # 05/08/25(Thu)18:37:38 No.504224384 >ultra pro-globohomo >zionist >p-------- so just an american? >>504226123 # >>504227401 # >>504228049 # >>504230349

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Zooming into the lobbies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)02:11:17 No.709194875 wiki How images (6).jpg 6 KB JPG Did zoomers ruin online gaming? 2001 >You're a fact >no you're a foot! 2021 >f ot >0-omg that's toxic >mom!!..I mean mods!!! help me!!! >report >your account has been terminated >money stolen Remember online lobbies? They're gone now.
: Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)02:11:17 No.709194875 wiki How images (6).jpg 6 KB JPG Did zoomers ruin online gaming? 2001 >You're a fact >no you're a foot! 2021 >f ot >0-omg that's toxic >mom!!..I mean mods!!! help me!!! >report >your account has been terminated >money stolen Remember online lobbies? They're gone now.

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Anon finds a comfy job (or: Italian food, Italian work ethic, Italian business model) | /r/Greentext

File: Italian pepe.jpg (26 KB, 571x537) Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:21:14 No.81100929 >>81100943 >be me, 2019 >in need of money >apply to a couple of wageslave positions, no luck >one day vent about it to my dmt dealer >he tells me he's gonna get me a job >a while after I receive a message inviting me to work at a pizzeria >ok >show up to the address he sent me >no indication this is a pizzeria at all >to be fair there is a furnace, a telephone, a computer and a cash register there, but no ingredients or even a fridge >someone calls in and orders a pizza >I panic and ask my "manager" what to do >he says I'm not a cook or a delivery driver, just a register operator, so I don't have to worry about it >take in the order, register it on the sales software, get notified that we got paid for it >the pizzas are actually quite expensive >as he said, don't worry about the actual cooking or delivery, as its not my job >some time later >same dude calls, different order >I'm nervous, so I pretend to not recognize his voice >he pretends to not recognize mine either >routine is repeated >over and over again >there's only one guy calling and paying for these orders, sometimes in a different accent or voice register >I just register orders, get notified of the payment, sometimes sweep the floor and do nothing else >pays nicely for a wagie job and I get to watch anime almost all the time while I'm "working" Had to leave ~10 months after, but those were good times. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:23:15 No.81100943 ► File: 1729967247459087.png (816 KB, 1280×720) >>81100929 (OP). Nice story bro. After graduating HS I picked my nose at a paralegal assistant job. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:24:10 No.81100950 >>81101052 you worked for the mafia bro Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:38:02 No.81101052 >>81100950 I don't know nothing about that officer
File: Italian pepe.jpg (26 KB, 571x537) Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:21:14 No.81100929 >>81100943 >be me, 2019 >in need of money >apply to a couple of wageslave positions, no luck >one day vent about it to my dmt dealer >he tells me he's gonna get me a job >a while after I receive a message inviting me to work at a pizzeria >ok >show up to the address he sent me >no indication this is a pizzeria at all >to be fair there is a furnace, a telephone, a computer and a cash register there, but no ingredients or even a fridge >someone calls in and orders a pizza >I panic and ask my "manager" what to do >he says I'm not a cook or a delivery driver, just a register operator, so I don't have to worry about it >take in the order, register it on the sales software, get notified that we got paid for it >the pizzas are actually quite expensive >as he said, don't worry about the actual cooking or delivery, as its not my job >some time later >same dude calls, different order >I'm nervous, so I pretend to not recognize his voice >he pretends to not recognize mine either >routine is repeated >over and over again >there's only one guy calling and paying for these orders, sometimes in a different accent or voice register >I just register orders, get notified of the payment, sometimes sweep the floor and do nothing else >pays nicely for a wagie job and I get to watch anime almost all the time while I'm "working" Had to leave ~10 months after, but those were good times. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:23:15 No.81100943 ► File: 1729967247459087.png (816 KB, 1280×720) >>81100929 (OP). Nice story bro. After graduating HS I picked my nose at a paralegal assistant job. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:24:10 No.81100950 >>81101052 you worked for the mafia bro Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:38:02 No.81101052 >>81100950 I don't know nothing about that officer

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Anon goes to a hotel with a stranger | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue)15:20:44 No.934241934 >>934242486 >>934249688 >>934252267 >>934257039 >>934276203 >>934240722 >be me >11 years old >latch key kid >parents going through a divorce >spend a lot of time by myself >play a lot of online games >meet a guy that's really nice >gives me lots of attention >we spend weeks gaming with each other >one day he asks me where I live >I hesitate but tell him >he says he doesn't live very far away >suggests that we should hang out sometime >never really talked about it much >continue gaming with each other >summer vacation starts >I'm alone all day >friend says he's going to be in town >asks if I want to hang out >I figure it's better than being home alone all day >give him my address >wait by the door for him >he pulls up and comes to the door >he's a lot older than I thought >offers to take me out for lunch >decide to go with him >we go to Wendy's and have lunch >talk a lot about our games >finish lunch >he says I should check out his computer in his hotel room >really excited to see it >he talked about it all the time >go to the hotel >get in the elevator >suddenly get an uneasy feeling >get really nervous >he tells me to calm down >we walk down the hallway to his room >I feel like I want to run but can't >get to his room >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue)15:20:44 No.934241934 >>934242486 >>934249688 >>934252267 >>934257039 >>934276203 >>934240722 >be me >11 years old >latch key kid >parents going through a divorce >spend a lot of time by myself >play a lot of online games >meet a guy that's really nice >gives me lots of attention >we spend weeks gaming with each other >one day he asks me where I live >I hesitate but tell him >he says he doesn't live very far away >suggests that we should hang out sometime >never really talked about it much >continue gaming with each other >summer vacation starts >I'm alone all day >friend says he's going to be in town >asks if I want to hang out >I figure it's better than being home alone all day >give him my address >wait by the door for him >he pulls up and comes to the door >he's a lot older than I thought >offers to take me out for lunch >decide to go with him >we go to Wendy's and have lunch >talk a lot about our games >finish lunch >he says I should check out his computer in his hotel room >really excited to see it >he talked about it all the time >go to the hotel >get in the elevator >suddenly get an uneasy feeling >get really nervous >he tells me to calm down >we walk down the hallway to his room >I feel like I want to run but can't >get to his room >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur

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Anon defends against the dark arts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/07/25(Wed)07:28:54 No.210418093 File: p3187960 e h9 ab.jpg (36 KB, 613x460) >>210418180 >>210418185>>210418853 >*enters loud disorderly classroom* >ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH OF YALL ROWDY NIGLETS SIT DOWN SHUT THE HELL UP! THIS AINT NOGWARTZ SCHOOL OF BITCHCRAFT AND NIGGARDRY! >..NO. IN THE BACK! SIT IN THE BACK. WE GOT WHITE PEEPO HERE! Oh lawd have mercy and give those hard working white folks with their angelic myopia the seats dey need to study. Amen. >*clears throat* >My name's Uncle Ruckus, no relation, and I am yalls new defense against the darkies arts teacher here at this fine white man's school. This semester I will teach you how to lock down yall bikes so no d----- can alohomora it. I will teach you how to bless yo TVs so no darkies can vingardium leviosa it. In this class you will learn the patronus charm, channeling pure light into watermelons and chicken to keep dem darkies at bay. I've hated darkies all my life, see dey cursed me with re-vitiligo. I tried to to have the miniatry recognize it as an unforgivable curse so dey could hang those baboons at alcatraz, but no the white man is too merciful even for his own good..
Anonymous 05/07/25(Wed)07:28:54 No.210418093 File: p3187960 e h9 ab.jpg (36 KB, 613x460) >>210418180 >>210418185>>210418853 >*enters loud disorderly classroom* >ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH OF YALL ROWDY NIGLETS SIT DOWN SHUT THE HELL UP! THIS AINT NOGWARTZ SCHOOL OF BITCHCRAFT AND NIGGARDRY! >..NO. IN THE BACK! SIT IN THE BACK. WE GOT WHITE PEEPO HERE! Oh lawd have mercy and give those hard working white folks with their angelic myopia the seats dey need to study. Amen. >*clears throat* >My name's Uncle Ruckus, no relation, and I am yalls new defense against the darkies arts teacher here at this fine white man's school. This semester I will teach you how to lock down yall bikes so no d----- can alohomora it. I will teach you how to bless yo TVs so no darkies can vingardium leviosa it. In this class you will learn the patronus charm, channeling pure light into watermelons and chicken to keep dem darkies at bay. I've hated darkies all my life, see dey cursed me with re-vitiligo. I tried to to have the miniatry recognize it as an unforgivable curse so dey could hang those baboons at alcatraz, but no the white man is too merciful even for his own good..

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The company is your family now | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/04/24(Thu)22:39:58 No.672446732 PROlar 1680988989_Decouvrez-le-cote-secret-de-GTA-5-Rencontrez-Mary- 1024x640.jpg 57 KB JPG >being an unmarried, career focused 30+ year old woman was comically depressing in 2013 Anonymous >>672446732 (OP) # 04/04/24(Thu)22:40:41 No.672446782 Still is >>672447303 # >>672447490 # >>672447991 # >>672451109 # >>672451812 #
Anonymous 04/04/24(Thu)22:39:58 No.672446732 PROlar 1680988989_Decouvrez-le-cote-secret-de-GTA-5-Rencontrez-Mary- 1024x640.jpg 57 KB JPG >being an unmarried, career focused 30+ year old woman was comically depressing in 2013 Anonymous >>672446732 (OP) # 04/04/24(Thu)22:40:41 No.672446782 Still is >>672447303 # >>672447490 # >>672447991 # >>672451109 # >>672451812 #

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Anon expresses his opinion being a right winger | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: eR88wnvn 121208783-9- 1.95 MB GIF 05/08/25(Thu)01:06:32 No.22621150 >being a right winger is so epic >i'm wrong about everything and i'm dumb and stupid but the podcasts i get all my beliefs from bring onlyfans hookers on and yell at them for three hours, it's so freaking awesome lol
Anonymous (ID: eR88wnvn 121208783-9- 1.95 MB GIF 05/08/25(Thu)01:06:32 No.22621150 >being a right winger is so epic >i'm wrong about everything and i'm dumb and stupid but the podcasts i get all my beliefs from bring onlyfans hookers on and yell at them for three hours, it's so freaking awesome lol

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Is this guy right? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 24 year old self improover 189 KB PNG guy with no friends 05/05/25(Mon)20:47:47 No.81075090 >getting a job is pointless if you don't have friends and a girlfriend to make it bearable >women don't want to date a guy with no job >people don't want to be friends with a guy with no job >women don't want to date a >friends are nearly impossible to make as an adult unless you already have friends >nobody wants to be the first friend to a loner with no friends >nobody is even worth having as a friend or girlfriend anyways since s--- society is s--- and filled with s--- people >hobbies aren't even worth it since you have nobody to share your progress or knowledge with >s--- life isn't worth living This is why hitting milestones at the same exact time as your peers and maintaining relationships is so important. Once a loser, always a loser.
Anonymous 24 year old self improover 189 KB PNG guy with no friends 05/05/25(Mon)20:47:47 No.81075090 >getting a job is pointless if you don't have friends and a girlfriend to make it bearable >women don't want to date a guy with no job >people don't want to be friends with a guy with no job >women don't want to date a >friends are nearly impossible to make as an adult unless you already have friends >nobody wants to be the first friend to a loner with no friends >nobody is even worth having as a friend or girlfriend anyways since s--- society is s--- and filled with s--- people >hobbies aren't even worth it since you have nobody to share your progress or knowledge with >s--- life isn't worth living This is why hitting milestones at the same exact time as your peers and maintaining relationships is so important. Once a loser, always a loser.

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Anon doesnt understand trope subversion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/06/25(Tue)03:52:43 No.709039192 You disappoint me. 1615441050463.jpg >play japanese game >The church is evil 979 KB JPG
Anonymous 05/06/25(Tue)03:52:43 No.709039192 You disappoint me. 1615441050463.jpg >play japanese game >The church is evil 979 KB JPG

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Anon's Anatomy | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 05/07/25(Wed)19:21:35 No.81096035 " I SCIENCE ין 635 KB PNG >you WILL be sexually tortured and permanently disfigured as a baby >you WILL be injected with mercury, aluminum, formaldehyde, and several other toxins in the form of vaccines throughout your childhood >you WILL take anti-life drugs (antibiotics) >you WILL take supplements >you WILL be poisoned with gadolinium for MRIs >you WILL be irradiated >you WILL have your tonsils removed >you WILL have your back teeth removed >you WILL get dental fillings that give off mercury vapor 24/7 >you WILL use eyedrops containing thimerosal (mercury) >you WILL be poisoned with platinum for chemotherapy >you WILL lose every cent you have when you pay us to harm you >you WILL call the symptoms of poisoning "side effects" when you take our poison >you WILL believe our lies about the causes, remedies, and functions of disease instead of blaming your disease on our blatant poisoning, maiming, and other sabotage >you WILL revere medical industry employees and think of them as angels who could never do any wrong
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 05/07/25(Wed)19:21:35 No.81096035 " I SCIENCE ין 635 KB PNG >you WILL be sexually tortured and permanently disfigured as a baby >you WILL be injected with mercury, aluminum, formaldehyde, and several other toxins in the form of vaccines throughout your childhood >you WILL take anti-life drugs (antibiotics) >you WILL take supplements >you WILL be poisoned with gadolinium for MRIs >you WILL be irradiated >you WILL have your tonsils removed >you WILL have your back teeth removed >you WILL get dental fillings that give off mercury vapor 24/7 >you WILL use eyedrops containing thimerosal (mercury) >you WILL be poisoned with platinum for chemotherapy >you WILL lose every cent you have when you pay us to harm you >you WILL call the symptoms of poisoning "side effects" when you take our poison >you WILL believe our lies about the causes, remedies, and functions of disease instead of blaming your disease on our blatant poisoning, maiming, and other sabotage >you WILL revere medical industry employees and think of them as angels who could never do any wrong

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Knives Out | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Why do males always compare circumcision to fgm? 75 KB JPG Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 05/07/25(Wed)10:58:09 No.81091922 Fgm is done in unsafe and dirty environments for literally no reason or purpose. It almost always leads to infection. Where's male circumcision is performed for aesthetic or hygienic reasons and is usually done in a clean environment with little to no risk of infection. FGM also carries the risk for Trauma or even sexual dysfunction. It's not comparable. >for literally no reason or purpose So exactly like circumcision then 05/07/25(Wed)11:01:16 No.81091951 Anonymous 13 KB JPG 05/07/25(Wed)11:05:15 No.81091984 >men need to cut up their genitals to be clean and it just looks so good
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Why do males always compare circumcision to fgm? 75 KB JPG Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 05/07/25(Wed)10:58:09 No.81091922 Fgm is done in unsafe and dirty environments for literally no reason or purpose. It almost always leads to infection. Where's male circumcision is performed for aesthetic or hygienic reasons and is usually done in a clean environment with little to no risk of infection. FGM also carries the risk for Trauma or even sexual dysfunction. It's not comparable. >for literally no reason or purpose So exactly like circumcision then 05/07/25(Wed)11:01:16 No.81091951 Anonymous 13 KB JPG 05/07/25(Wed)11:05:15 No.81091984 >men need to cut up their genitals to be clean and it just looks so good

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File: 2723.jpg (264 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 03/24/25(Mon)09:00:38 No.209601967 ►>>209601995 >>209602027 >>209602338 >>209602373 >>209602395 >>209602507 >>209603240 >>209603852 >>209604250 >>209605051 >>209605162 >>209605265 >>209607339 >>209607799 >>209607837 >>209608085 >>209608408 >>209610892 >>209612069 >>209613054 >>209613241 >>209614701 >>209614930 >>209614947 >>209614986 >>209615010 >Brits be like: yeah, this looks like a trustworthy guy
File: 2723.jpg (264 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 03/24/25(Mon)09:00:38 No.209601967 ►>>209601995 >>209602027 >>209602338 >>209602373 >>209602395 >>209602507 >>209603240 >>209603852 >>209604250 >>209605051 >>209605162 >>209605265 >>209607339 >>209607799 >>209607837 >>209608085 >>209608408 >>209610892 >>209612069 >>209613054 >>209613241 >>209614701 >>209614930 >>209614947 >>209614986 >>209615010 >Brits be like: yeah, this looks like a trustworthy guy

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: Anonymous Why am i like this? 377 KB JPG 05/07/25(Wed)21:08:36 No.81093487 >i meet literally the most perfect person >is nothing but nice to me >does one slight thing that makes me question their interest in me >i completely f------ ghost them what kind of tardation s--- is this bros?
: Anonymous Why am i like this? 377 KB JPG 05/07/25(Wed)21:08:36 No.81093487 >i meet literally the most perfect person >is nothing but nice to me >does one slight thing that makes me question their interest in me >i completely f------ ghost them what kind of tardation s--- is this bros?

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