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Anon seethes at drawings | /r/Greentext

I can say this because I drew kind of like this in the 80s, and had a real tough time drawing poses that fit my own story demands. For Wil Vaře my embarrassing 80s flat period Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)12:27:08 No.148516927 >>148517103 >>148517332 If you ever feel miserable, know that you can't be more miserable than John K seething over perfectly fine artwork he drew decades ago. Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)12:39:09 No.148517103 >>148517140 File: IMG 3306.jpg (21 KB, 280x198) >>148516927 (OP) # >FLAT ANGLED DRAWINGS???? >AIAIAI PRESTON BLAIR SAAAVE MEEEEEEEE!
I can say this because I drew kind of like this in the 80s, and had a real tough time drawing poses that fit my own story demands. For Wil Vaře my embarrassing 80s flat period Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)12:27:08 No.148516927 >>148517103 >>148517332 If you ever feel miserable, know that you can't be more miserable than John K seething over perfectly fine artwork he drew decades ago. Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)12:39:09 No.148517103 >>148517140 File: IMG 3306.jpg (21 KB, 280x198) >>148516927 (OP) # >FLAT ANGLED DRAWINGS???? >AIAIAI PRESTON BLAIR SAAAVE MEEEEEEEE!

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Anon is a hawk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I F------ LOVE WAR American war deaths Chil Wa Gulf War 34.374 54.220 /Mghan 6,607 7 KB JPG $18,000 05/09/25(Fri)08:50:45 No.934324779 >The reason America is so f----- is we haven't had a proper war in 50 years. >War kills the dumbest of us, makes the other stupid people learn how to shut the f--- up >empowers smart people through putting them in research, or keeping them stateside and teaching them important skills >Regulates business through war taxation and government contracts >Everyone follows the news more closely due to the war >Manufacturing jobs suddenly boom >"Buh buh buh the Iraq war!!!1!1!" That didn't count retard, there were like 4 thousand deaths, that's not even 0.01% of the US population, shut your bitch ass up War will solve literally all of our problems, I don't care with who whether it be Iran, China, Russia, or even Canada, but it has to kill at least 0.5% of the US population
: Anonymous I F------ LOVE WAR American war deaths Chil Wa Gulf War 34.374 54.220 /Mghan 6,607 7 KB JPG $18,000 05/09/25(Fri)08:50:45 No.934324779 >The reason America is so f----- is we haven't had a proper war in 50 years. >War kills the dumbest of us, makes the other stupid people learn how to shut the f--- up >empowers smart people through putting them in research, or keeping them stateside and teaching them important skills >Regulates business through war taxation and government contracts >Everyone follows the news more closely due to the war >Manufacturing jobs suddenly boom >"Buh buh buh the Iraq war!!!1!1!" That didn't count retard, there were like 4 thousand deaths, that's not even 0.01% of the US population, shut your bitch ass up War will solve literally all of our problems, I don't care with who whether it be Iran, China, Russia, or even Canada, but it has to kill at least 0.5% of the US population

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The office racist | /r/Greentext

File: uvmu3jkbhnte1.png (58 KB, 250x159) Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)09:02:49 No.934321211 >Be me >working in a call center >They have a team down in Columbia taking calls >We have to use an interpreter to deal with Spanish callers >I suggest we route Spanish calls to the team in Columbia And That's how I became the office racist.
File: uvmu3jkbhnte1.png (58 KB, 250x159) Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)09:02:49 No.934321211 >Be me >working in a call center >They have a team down in Columbia taking calls >We have to use an interpreter to deal with Spanish callers >I suggest we route Spanish calls to the team in Columbia And That's how I became the office racist.

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/v/ finds E33's story to be a little too famailiar | /r/Greentext

>a painted world bound to burn away to make room for a new world >sister Friede is too attached to it >uses blood sacrifice to keep the painting from burning >as a result the painting is in a state of rot >its inhabitants beg the player to burn it down "B000000 FROMSOFT CANT MAKE A DECENT STORY" >expedition 33 blatanly rips off of it "HOLY KINO THIS IS THE DEEPEST STORY IVE EVER PLAYED THROUGH"
>a painted world bound to burn away to make room for a new world >sister Friede is too attached to it >uses blood sacrifice to keep the painting from burning >as a result the painting is in a state of rot >its inhabitants beg the player to burn it down "B000000 FROMSOFT CANT MAKE A DECENT STORY" >expedition 33 blatanly rips off of it "HOLY KINO THIS IS THE DEEPEST STORY IVE EVER PLAYED THROUGH"

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Anon Likes Doctor Who | /r/Greentext

File: Ncuti-Davies.jpg (94 KB, 980x654) Virgin media Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)07:19:47 No.210438870 >>210438977 >>210439179 >>210439282 >>210439529 >>210439551 >>210440777 >>210441031 >>210441301 >>210441488 >>210443999 >>210445625 >>210447794 >>210447798 >>210448292 >>210450475 >>210452920 >>210452980 >>210453342 >>210454052 >>210454077 >>210454935 >>210456137 >>210456299 >>210457280 >>210466945 >>210467480 >>210467693 >>210467820 Who will be the next Doctor Who after the Sex Education guy? Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)07:25:14 No.210438977 >>210438870 (OP) >>210440298 >>210441717 There won't be any. The show is dead and the damage has been done. >it's considered verboten to just hire a charismatic eccentric white guy for the role now, role needs to be diverse >any sense of continuity has been completely shattered by egotistical writers, canon now feels shambolic and nothing matters >any sense of being sci-fi has long since gone, now the show isn't even trying to have any plot it's literally just magic >zealously progressive undertones have gotten extremely heavy-handed and so clumsy that it feels like unintentional parody >the people in charge of NuWho are an isolated club that refuse to let go of the show long past the moment they should have let go >UK has a distressing lack of actually talented writers/showrunners so even if you got fresh blood for the show, 90% chance they'd suck even worse >> Anonymous 06/08/25(Thu)07:38:39 No.210439282 ► File: 6c661671-a0a3-42ed-a7e7-c(...).png (147 KB, 465x279) >>210438870 (OP) Same energy Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)07:52:31 No.210439551 >>210438870 (OP) Who f------ cares?
File: Ncuti-Davies.jpg (94 KB, 980x654) Virgin media Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)07:19:47 No.210438870 >>210438977 >>210439179 >>210439282 >>210439529 >>210439551 >>210440777 >>210441031 >>210441301 >>210441488 >>210443999 >>210445625 >>210447794 >>210447798 >>210448292 >>210450475 >>210452920 >>210452980 >>210453342 >>210454052 >>210454077 >>210454935 >>210456137 >>210456299 >>210457280 >>210466945 >>210467480 >>210467693 >>210467820 Who will be the next Doctor Who after the Sex Education guy? Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)07:25:14 No.210438977 >>210438870 (OP) >>210440298 >>210441717 There won't be any. The show is dead and the damage has been done. >it's considered verboten to just hire a charismatic eccentric white guy for the role now, role needs to be diverse >any sense of continuity has been completely shattered by egotistical writers, canon now feels shambolic and nothing matters >any sense of being sci-fi has long since gone, now the show isn't even trying to have any plot it's literally just magic >zealously progressive undertones have gotten extremely heavy-handed and so clumsy that it feels like unintentional parody >the people in charge of NuWho are an isolated club that refuse to let go of the show long past the moment they should have let go >UK has a distressing lack of actually talented writers/showrunners so even if you got fresh blood for the show, 90% chance they'd suck even worse >> Anonymous 06/08/25(Thu)07:38:39 No.210439282 ► File: 6c661671-a0a3-42ed-a7e7-c(...).png (147 KB, 465x279) >>210438870 (OP) Same energy Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)07:52:31 No.210439551 >>210438870 (OP) Who f------ cares?

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Anon on Golden Sun | /r/Greentext

Golden Sun >mogs every other JRPG ever >on a f------ handeld, even How did Camelot do it, bros?? 202 KB JPG : Anonymous >>707030643 (OP) # 04/02/25(Wed)12:38:41 No.707031502 >release two of the most charming jarpigs of the early 2000's >become bingtendos slave making sportsslop The only thing I've ever wanted from Nintedo is a remake the first two games and fuse them together while fixing the s--- on the old games that sucked. It'll never happen.
Golden Sun >mogs every other JRPG ever >on a f------ handeld, even How did Camelot do it, bros?? 202 KB JPG : Anonymous >>707030643 (OP) # 04/02/25(Wed)12:38:41 No.707031502 >release two of the most charming jarpigs of the early 2000's >become bingtendos slave making sportsslop The only thing I've ever wanted from Nintedo is a remake the first two games and fuse them together while fixing the s--- on the old games that sucked. It'll never happen.

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More plot holes than Swiss cheese | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 47 KB JPG 05/01/23(Mon)10:02:32 No.898523491 >grow up in poor abusive home >work tirelessly to get out and make a beautiful family of my own >at 28, meet the love of my life >marry her >use life savings to buy a house and start a restaurant >ff 2 years to today >my wife is leaving me because she "has been sheltered and wants to live in europe to explore life" >is dragging me to court to sell the house and business to pay her I was never meant to have a happy family. Never meant to be loved. I want to end my
Anonymous 47 KB JPG 05/01/23(Mon)10:02:32 No.898523491 >grow up in poor abusive home >work tirelessly to get out and make a beautiful family of my own >at 28, meet the love of my life >marry her >use life savings to buy a house and start a restaurant >ff 2 years to today >my wife is leaving me because she "has been sheltered and wants to live in europe to explore life" >is dragging me to court to sell the house and business to pay her I was never meant to have a happy family. Never meant to be loved. I want to end my

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Prophecy is a fun word to say | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)10:33:17 No.3757885 images (35).jpg 43 KB JPG >knows he will be defeated by a dragonborn of prophecy >saves them from execution Was alduin retarded? Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)10:35:57 No.3757888 >shows up and tries to avert the prophecy >accidentally sets the prophecy in motion we got another one, boys
Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)10:33:17 No.3757885 images (35).jpg 43 KB JPG >knows he will be defeated by a dragonborn of prophecy >saves them from execution Was alduin retarded? Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)10:35:57 No.3757888 >shows up and tries to avert the prophecy >accidentally sets the prophecy in motion we got another one, boys

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anon expresses his opinion about the current situation of YouTube. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous YouTube 3 KB PNG 05/09/25(Fri)04:12:58 No. 105206511 >>ayoo wassup youtube, cumguzzler420 here! this video was brought to you by [mental health scam] and [predatory gambling mobileshit] and who could forget [scam VPN that has been breached 9001 times] >video is interrupted by youtube showing crypto scam and health scam that gets people killed >video gets interrupted again showing Al voice shilling some garbage, Al Waifu, and some guy who invented the dehumidifier for the 7000th time >>don't forget to like and subscribe and thanks for Goyslop Inc. for sponsoring this video! Name a more cancerous website
: Anonymous YouTube 3 KB PNG 05/09/25(Fri)04:12:58 No. 105206511 >>ayoo wassup youtube, cumguzzler420 here! this video was brought to you by [mental health scam] and [predatory gambling mobileshit] and who could forget [scam VPN that has been breached 9001 times] >video is interrupted by youtube showing crypto scam and health scam that gets people killed >video gets interrupted again showing Al voice shilling some garbage, Al Waifu, and some guy who invented the dehumidifier for the 7000th time >>don't forget to like and subscribe and thanks for Goyslop Inc. for sponsoring this video! Name a more cancerous website

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Completely forged in paint! | /r/Greentext

= http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/325995426/make-an- C Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)23:19:52 No.325997892 ►>>326017631 File: 1453421252682.jpg (25 KB, 500x363) M >Observe as they unironically say "Bow-wow" "Pooh-Pooh" and "Yo-He-Ho". >Amusement. >Be me. >Bored. >Feeling lazy today. >YouNeed12MoreStamina To Troll.PNG >Walk up to linguist friends. >Ask "What is your favorite theory of how language evolved?". Anonymous 01/21/16/Sun)22:22:12 No 225002116 205008180 25000020 Σ
= http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/325995426/make-an- C Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)23:19:52 No.325997892 ►>>326017631 File: 1453421252682.jpg (25 KB, 500x363) M >Observe as they unironically say "Bow-wow" "Pooh-Pooh" and "Yo-He-Ho". >Amusement. >Be me. >Bored. >Feeling lazy today. >YouNeed12MoreStamina To Troll.PNG >Walk up to linguist friends. >Ask "What is your favorite theory of how language evolved?". Anonymous 01/21/16/Sun)22:22:12 No 225002116 205008180 25000020 Σ

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anon follows the right-wing to gay pipeline | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_8262.jpg (215 KB, 900x1125) > I stare back autistically The love forever Anonymous (ID: T50DC4gU) 05/08/25(Thu)17:01:53 No.504213972 > be me > unhappy adolesence > not ugly or stupid but fail to fit in > become more and more socially isolated > spend more and more time on internet > eventually start becoming interested in right wing politics > l'Amour Toujours on repeat all day, every day > hypnotised by the female voice > she still believes in my eyes > listen to this as I fall asleep every night. I don't feel alone > who is this woman? She is exactly what I need in my life > learn that this is a Nigerian male singer using voice changer > feel angry, don't listen to song for few days > working in library job > young black man comes in (my age) > smiles at me > eventually start talking and realise we have a lot in common > I see him again and he invites me to hang out with him > I have no friends anyway so why not > I learn that he is gay > I am uncomfortable at first but then realise that I am not as bothered as I thought I would be > eventually become good friends > over at his place > he makes a move. I don't stop him > we start dating soon after > one night while spooning spotify puts song on > hadn't listened to it for months > realise that I am the happiest I have ever been > l'amour toujours > and I'LL FLY WITH YOUUUUUUU
File: IMG_8262.jpg (215 KB, 900x1125) > I stare back autistically The love forever Anonymous (ID: T50DC4gU) 05/08/25(Thu)17:01:53 No.504213972 > be me > unhappy adolesence > not ugly or stupid but fail to fit in > become more and more socially isolated > spend more and more time on internet > eventually start becoming interested in right wing politics > l'Amour Toujours on repeat all day, every day > hypnotised by the female voice > she still believes in my eyes > listen to this as I fall asleep every night. I don't feel alone > who is this woman? She is exactly what I need in my life > learn that this is a Nigerian male singer using voice changer > feel angry, don't listen to song for few days > working in library job > young black man comes in (my age) > smiles at me > eventually start talking and realise we have a lot in common > I see him again and he invites me to hang out with him > I have no friends anyway so why not > I learn that he is gay > I am uncomfortable at first but then realise that I am not as bothered as I thought I would be > eventually become good friends > over at his place > he makes a move. I don't stop him > we start dating soon after > one night while spooning spotify puts song on > hadn't listened to it for months > realise that I am the happiest I have ever been > l'amour toujours > and I'LL FLY WITH YOUUUUUUU

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Anon dislikes his birthday | /r/Greentext

File: Apu runner.jpg (24 KB, 537x572) Birthdays Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:10:07 No.81098808 ► >be me, like maybe 9 >dad's birthday >catch him in the morning looking at .44 quite intensely >just wish happy bday >later that day >he's smiling the whole time, but my mom is clearly happier than him >he doesn't speak much, just says a thing or two about his job >this is usual for him, but something is off regardless >later that night >catch him listening to nine inch nails and looking at his .44 in his car >dad was a pretty distant guy overall, I figure his actions are just hard to understand >his weird demeanor during birthday parties never changed, always with that uncanny smile + void eyes combination >but, most of the time, he was normal if a bit silent >eventually, grow up and leave the house >not achieving what I was supposed to be achieving in life >age becomes a nightmare and a cope at the same time >"I'm still X years old, I'm not X+1 yet" >but every time I turn a different age, I'm forced to take a good look in the mirror and it always feels like being ran over by a train >birthdays become the worst day of every year >fast forward >find myself a gf by the end of 2024 >fast forward to this month >mom and dad are ashes by now >girlfriend loves birthdays though >a close person's birthday is one of the rare instances where she wakes up, goes through her day and goes to sleep all happy >don't wanna ruin that for her >put on a smile and do my best to be a non miserable companion for her throughout a day of rare of joy >later that night, she tells me how much she loves me and all of that sort of thing >just in general talks about me to me for some 10 minutes >basically forcing me to think about all of the things I should've accomplished by now >of course she means no harm, but it kills me inside >b------- her about needing to do something, really planning to just spend some time alone in the car >on my way to there, I realize >I have become and will die like my dad >it's this for the rest of my life Not complaining about her, she's great. But damn. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:14:30 No.81098828 >think I'm reading a good greentext >it's just some guy gfbragging must be nice Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:16:45 No.81098841 having to pretend to like your birthday for the saks of not ruining other people's day is a universal male experience, it's not that deep. not unique to your family or anything like that. plus it doesn't feel bad to a suicidal level Imao it just sucks. which is to say your dad had something else going on probs.
File: Apu runner.jpg (24 KB, 537x572) Birthdays Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:10:07 No.81098808 ► >be me, like maybe 9 >dad's birthday >catch him in the morning looking at .44 quite intensely >just wish happy bday >later that day >he's smiling the whole time, but my mom is clearly happier than him >he doesn't speak much, just says a thing or two about his job >this is usual for him, but something is off regardless >later that night >catch him listening to nine inch nails and looking at his .44 in his car >dad was a pretty distant guy overall, I figure his actions are just hard to understand >his weird demeanor during birthday parties never changed, always with that uncanny smile + void eyes combination >but, most of the time, he was normal if a bit silent >eventually, grow up and leave the house >not achieving what I was supposed to be achieving in life >age becomes a nightmare and a cope at the same time >"I'm still X years old, I'm not X+1 yet" >but every time I turn a different age, I'm forced to take a good look in the mirror and it always feels like being ran over by a train >birthdays become the worst day of every year >fast forward >find myself a gf by the end of 2024 >fast forward to this month >mom and dad are ashes by now >girlfriend loves birthdays though >a close person's birthday is one of the rare instances where she wakes up, goes through her day and goes to sleep all happy >don't wanna ruin that for her >put on a smile and do my best to be a non miserable companion for her throughout a day of rare of joy >later that night, she tells me how much she loves me and all of that sort of thing >just in general talks about me to me for some 10 minutes >basically forcing me to think about all of the things I should've accomplished by now >of course she means no harm, but it kills me inside >b------- her about needing to do something, really planning to just spend some time alone in the car >on my way to there, I realize >I have become and will die like my dad >it's this for the rest of my life Not complaining about her, she's great. But damn. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:14:30 No.81098828 >think I'm reading a good greentext >it's just some guy gfbragging must be nice Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:16:45 No.81098841 having to pretend to like your birthday for the saks of not ruining other people's day is a universal male experience, it's not that deep. not unique to your family or anything like that. plus it doesn't feel bad to a suicidal level Imao it just sucks. which is to say your dad had something else going on probs.

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Protestants Win | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect : Anonymous (ID: NIHONOSJ) + ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/08/25(Thu)18:36:05 No.504224173 >ultra pro-globohomo >zionist >p-------- >american bruh... catholicism is literally over 98 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: nLsIC8yx 05/08/25(Thu)18:37:18 No.504224353 >>504225374 # >>504227880 # >>504229605 # Anonymous (ID: MDbXGg9Y >>504224173 (OP) # 05/08/25(Thu)18:37:38 No.504224384 >ultra pro-globohomo >zionist >p-------- so just an american? >>504226123 # >>504227401 # >>504228049 # >>504230349
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect : Anonymous (ID: NIHONOSJ) + ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/08/25(Thu)18:36:05 No.504224173 >ultra pro-globohomo >zionist >p-------- >american bruh... catholicism is literally over 98 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: nLsIC8yx 05/08/25(Thu)18:37:18 No.504224353 >>504225374 # >>504227880 # >>504229605 # Anonymous (ID: MDbXGg9Y >>504224173 (OP) # 05/08/25(Thu)18:37:38 No.504224384 >ultra pro-globohomo >zionist >p-------- so just an american? >>504226123 # >>504227401 # >>504228049 # >>504230349

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Zooming into the lobbies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)02:11:17 No.709194875 wiki How images (6).jpg 6 KB JPG Did zoomers ruin online gaming? 2001 >You're a fact >no you're a foot! 2021 >f ot >0-omg that's toxic >mom!!..I mean mods!!! help me!!! >report >your account has been terminated >money stolen Remember online lobbies? They're gone now.
: Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)02:11:17 No.709194875 wiki How images (6).jpg 6 KB JPG Did zoomers ruin online gaming? 2001 >You're a fact >no you're a foot! 2021 >f ot >0-omg that's toxic >mom!!..I mean mods!!! help me!!! >report >your account has been terminated >money stolen Remember online lobbies? They're gone now.

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Anon finds a comfy job (or: Italian food, Italian work ethic, Italian business model) | /r/Greentext

File: Italian pepe.jpg (26 KB, 571x537) Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:21:14 No.81100929 >>81100943 >be me, 2019 >in need of money >apply to a couple of wageslave positions, no luck >one day vent about it to my dmt dealer >he tells me he's gonna get me a job >a while after I receive a message inviting me to work at a pizzeria >ok >show up to the address he sent me >no indication this is a pizzeria at all >to be fair there is a furnace, a telephone, a computer and a cash register there, but no ingredients or even a fridge >someone calls in and orders a pizza >I panic and ask my "manager" what to do >he says I'm not a cook or a delivery driver, just a register operator, so I don't have to worry about it >take in the order, register it on the sales software, get notified that we got paid for it >the pizzas are actually quite expensive >as he said, don't worry about the actual cooking or delivery, as its not my job >some time later >same dude calls, different order >I'm nervous, so I pretend to not recognize his voice >he pretends to not recognize mine either >routine is repeated >over and over again >there's only one guy calling and paying for these orders, sometimes in a different accent or voice register >I just register orders, get notified of the payment, sometimes sweep the floor and do nothing else >pays nicely for a wagie job and I get to watch anime almost all the time while I'm "working" Had to leave ~10 months after, but those were good times. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:23:15 No.81100943 ► File: 1729967247459087.png (816 KB, 1280×720) >>81100929 (OP). Nice story bro. After graduating HS I picked my nose at a paralegal assistant job. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:24:10 No.81100950 >>81101052 you worked for the mafia bro Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:38:02 No.81101052 >>81100950 I don't know nothing about that officer
File: Italian pepe.jpg (26 KB, 571x537) Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:21:14 No.81100929 >>81100943 >be me, 2019 >in need of money >apply to a couple of wageslave positions, no luck >one day vent about it to my dmt dealer >he tells me he's gonna get me a job >a while after I receive a message inviting me to work at a pizzeria >ok >show up to the address he sent me >no indication this is a pizzeria at all >to be fair there is a furnace, a telephone, a computer and a cash register there, but no ingredients or even a fridge >someone calls in and orders a pizza >I panic and ask my "manager" what to do >he says I'm not a cook or a delivery driver, just a register operator, so I don't have to worry about it >take in the order, register it on the sales software, get notified that we got paid for it >the pizzas are actually quite expensive >as he said, don't worry about the actual cooking or delivery, as its not my job >some time later >same dude calls, different order >I'm nervous, so I pretend to not recognize his voice >he pretends to not recognize mine either >routine is repeated >over and over again >there's only one guy calling and paying for these orders, sometimes in a different accent or voice register >I just register orders, get notified of the payment, sometimes sweep the floor and do nothing else >pays nicely for a wagie job and I get to watch anime almost all the time while I'm "working" Had to leave ~10 months after, but those were good times. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:23:15 No.81100943 ► File: 1729967247459087.png (816 KB, 1280×720) >>81100929 (OP). Nice story bro. After graduating HS I picked my nose at a paralegal assistant job. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:24:10 No.81100950 >>81101052 you worked for the mafia bro Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)11:38:02 No.81101052 >>81100950 I don't know nothing about that officer

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Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue)15:20:44 No.934241934 >>934242486 >>934249688 >>934252267 >>934257039 >>934276203 >>934240722 >be me >11 years old >latch key kid >parents going through a divorce >spend a lot of time by myself >play a lot of online games >meet a guy that's really nice >gives me lots of attention >we spend weeks gaming with each other >one day he asks me where I live >I hesitate but tell him >he says he doesn't live very far away >suggests that we should hang out sometime >never really talked about it much >continue gaming with each other >summer vacation starts >I'm alone all day >friend says he's going to be in town >asks if I want to hang out >I figure it's better than being home alone all day >give him my address >wait by the door for him >he pulls up and comes to the door >he's a lot older than I thought >offers to take me out for lunch >decide to go with him >we go to Wendy's and have lunch >talk a lot about our games >finish lunch >he says I should check out his computer in his hotel room >really excited to see it >he talked about it all the time >go to the hotel >get in the elevator >suddenly get an uneasy feeling >get really nervous >he tells me to calm down >we walk down the hallway to his room >I feel like I want to run but can't >get to his room >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue)15:20:44 No.934241934 >>934242486 >>934249688 >>934252267 >>934257039 >>934276203 >>934240722 >be me >11 years old >latch key kid >parents going through a divorce >spend a lot of time by myself >play a lot of online games >meet a guy that's really nice >gives me lots of attention >we spend weeks gaming with each other >one day he asks me where I live >I hesitate but tell him >he says he doesn't live very far away >suggests that we should hang out sometime >never really talked about it much >continue gaming with each other >summer vacation starts >I'm alone all day >friend says he's going to be in town >asks if I want to hang out >I figure it's better than being home alone all day >give him my address >wait by the door for him >he pulls up and comes to the door >he's a lot older than I thought >offers to take me out for lunch >decide to go with him >we go to Wendy's and have lunch >talk a lot about our games >finish lunch >he says I should check out his computer in his hotel room >really excited to see it >he talked about it all the time >go to the hotel >get in the elevator >suddenly get an uneasy feeling >get really nervous >he tells me to calm down >we walk down the hallway to his room >I feel like I want to run but can't >get to his room >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur

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