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File: 1736783104497.jpg (502 KB, 1439x1243) Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:04:18 No.81197199 [Reply] ► i watched my friend have sex with a corpse in the summer of 2007. Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:15:43 No.81197945 w--? for real? wheres the greentext?
File: 1736783104497.jpg (502 KB, 1439x1243) Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:04:18 No.81197199 [Reply] ► i watched my friend have sex with a corpse in the summer of 2007. Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:15:43 No.81197945 w--? for real? wheres the greentext?

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Stage 3: Anger | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Nothing Ever happens 35 KB JPG >diablo 4 dead 05/17/25(Sat) 18:09:54 No.709972643 >doom flopped >ubishit is dying >bungie is dying >square enix is dying >nintendo getting real backlash due pricing >xbox is dead >new valve game flopped >poe2 bleeding players >pretty much all MMOS except OSRS dying nothing ever happens bros I dont feel so good... Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:10:40 No.709972687 boy people on the internet sure love to bitch >>709972730 # >>709976880 # Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:11:02 No.709972710 You forgot to add youre dying >>709972746 # >>709973429 # >>709975563 # >>709977350 # Anonymous >>709972687 # 05/17/25(Sat) 18:11:23 No.709972730 You think /v/ is known for praising things? F--- off >>709972832 # >>709972887 # >>709973398 #
Anonymous Nothing Ever happens 35 KB JPG >diablo 4 dead 05/17/25(Sat) 18:09:54 No.709972643 >doom flopped >ubishit is dying >bungie is dying >square enix is dying >nintendo getting real backlash due pricing >xbox is dead >new valve game flopped >poe2 bleeding players >pretty much all MMOS except OSRS dying nothing ever happens bros I dont feel so good... Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:10:40 No.709972687 boy people on the internet sure love to bitch >>709972730 # >>709976880 # Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 18:11:02 No.709972710 You forgot to add youre dying >>709972746 # >>709973429 # >>709975563 # >>709977350 # Anonymous >>709972687 # 05/17/25(Sat) 18:11:23 No.709972730 You think /v/ is known for praising things? F--- off >>709972832 # >>709972887 # >>709973398 #

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Dream of the basement chambers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I f------ hate romance VNs 9 KB JPG you specifically 05/17/25(Sat)23:38:08 No.709970510 >game offers you a plethora of unique dating options with various personalities >they are complex and likable and you will wish they all be happy >to avoid NTR suspicions, after you chose a girl the others will NOT get over you and will just continue being miserable and obsessed with >even if the girl have amazing chemistry with another character they could never be a thing even if you don't pay attention to her because all the love interests are supposed to be objects belonged to you I feel like I am a Chinese emperor dealing with concubine s--- from playing these games. How could people enjoy it?
: Anonymous I f------ hate romance VNs 9 KB JPG you specifically 05/17/25(Sat)23:38:08 No.709970510 >game offers you a plethora of unique dating options with various personalities >they are complex and likable and you will wish they all be happy >to avoid NTR suspicions, after you chose a girl the others will NOT get over you and will just continue being miserable and obsessed with >even if the girl have amazing chemistry with another character they could never be a thing even if you don't pay attention to her because all the love interests are supposed to be objects belonged to you I feel like I am a Chinese emperor dealing with concubine s--- from playing these games. How could people enjoy it?

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Turn cringe battles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:22:56 No.709973546 >I hate turn based battles! >but I love pokemon! What causes this? 20 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/17/25(Sat) 19:22:56 No.709973546 >I hate turn based battles! >but I love pokemon! What causes this? 20 KB JPG

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Anon met tom | /r/Greentext

>>81355768 (OP) # img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left.
>>81355768 (OP) # img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left.

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Anon self improves | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Morley's FREESTYLE FRIED CHICKEN KREPT REVENGE BBQ HI 940 KB JPEG 17/05/2025, 15:12:47 > Be me No.39460125 > Bitchless, virgin, fat, broke loser at the age of 21 currently > Decent socially though, can hold a job, speak to women, not retarded etc > I also don't think I got a bad face underneath it all either > Got college commitments until the 3rd of June, then I'm back to my parents house for 3 months for the next term > As such I'm planning the ultimate gambit this summer > I'm at a 30% percent body fat currently > If I can lose 15%, that 15 kg of fat at my weight > That equates to 115k calories > If I do a 1200 calorie deficit daily, I can get there more or less > That means walking 15k steps to burn 3k calories and eating 1.8k > All my clothes are s--- as well, Primark drip, Sports Direct, charity shops etc > At the same, I want to work 60 hours a week, full time at a bar, then 20 hours a week agency work > I can get £13 an hour over 12 weeks, that's £9360 > Once I get my final paycheck, I'm getting tooth whitening, full tattoo sleeves and spending the rest at Dior, Louis Vuitton and Ralph Lauren > I will either become a chad by the end of summer, or die trying We don't do these things because they're easy, we do them because they're hard
Anonymous Morley's FREESTYLE FRIED CHICKEN KREPT REVENGE BBQ HI 940 KB JPEG 17/05/2025, 15:12:47 > Be me No.39460125 > Bitchless, virgin, fat, broke loser at the age of 21 currently > Decent socially though, can hold a job, speak to women, not retarded etc > I also don't think I got a bad face underneath it all either > Got college commitments until the 3rd of June, then I'm back to my parents house for 3 months for the next term > As such I'm planning the ultimate gambit this summer > I'm at a 30% percent body fat currently > If I can lose 15%, that 15 kg of fat at my weight > That equates to 115k calories > If I do a 1200 calorie deficit daily, I can get there more or less > That means walking 15k steps to burn 3k calories and eating 1.8k > All my clothes are s--- as well, Primark drip, Sports Direct, charity shops etc > At the same, I want to work 60 hours a week, full time at a bar, then 20 hours a week agency work > I can get £13 an hour over 12 weeks, that's £9360 > Once I get my final paycheck, I'm getting tooth whitening, full tattoo sleeves and spending the rest at Dior, Louis Vuitton and Ralph Lauren > I will either become a chad by the end of summer, or die trying We don't do these things because they're easy, we do them because they're hard

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Bring em back. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)12:52:15 No.709782297 15-> Ranger Station Dental Clinic Post Office 4545744.jpg 72 KB JPG Why did immersive user interfaces that try to be part of the game world die out?
Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)12:52:15 No.709782297 15-> Ranger Station Dental Clinic Post Office 4545744.jpg 72 KB JPG Why did immersive user interfaces that try to be part of the game world die out?

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Anon is schizo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 381 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)20:01:02 No.40342916 The only truth to religion is that >Paganism is correct >The United States of America is literally the earthly domain of the pagan gods. >Many figures in US history are all the avatars or reincarnations of pagan deities For example, did you know that Douglas MacArthur was the Avatar of Ares, the god of war? Or that George Washington was the Avatar of Zeus, king of the gods and god of the sky and diurnal thunder? Or that Teddy Roosevelt was the reincarnation of Heracles? Hail Washington-Zeus!
Anonymous 381 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)20:01:02 No.40342916 The only truth to religion is that >Paganism is correct >The United States of America is literally the earthly domain of the pagan gods. >Many figures in US history are all the avatars or reincarnations of pagan deities For example, did you know that Douglas MacArthur was the Avatar of Ares, the god of war? Or that George Washington was the Avatar of Zeus, king of the gods and god of the sky and diurnal thunder? Or that Teddy Roosevelt was the reincarnation of Heracles? Hail Washington-Zeus!

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Bloody hell... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB JPG 11 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous >>81193982 (OP) # 05/17/25(Sat) 02:42:15 No.81193982 >blood in poop >internet: OMG GO TO THE DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY DON'T PUT IT OFF! >doctor: you have to schedulke an endoscopy >hospital: earliest endoscopy is 4 months from now Thanks? View Thread 05/17/25(Sat)02:55:43 No.81194043 you'll be fine OP i literally s--- out pints of blood every couple months when one of my hemorrhoids rips and never died
Anonymous 28 KB JPG 11 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous >>81193982 (OP) # 05/17/25(Sat) 02:42:15 No.81193982 >blood in poop >internet: OMG GO TO THE DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY DON'T PUT IT OFF! >doctor: you have to schedulke an endoscopy >hospital: earliest endoscopy is 4 months from now Thanks? View Thread 05/17/25(Sat)02:55:43 No.81194043 you'll be fine OP i literally s--- out pints of blood every couple months when one of my hemorrhoids rips and never died

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Anon is a Lazy Dungeon Master | /r/Greentext

File: Khajiit Thief 3.jpg (83 KB, 838x1024) ☐ Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)16:31:00 No.95603788 >>95603809 >>95603826 >>95603860 >>95603965 >>95604041 >>95605664 >>95605834 >>95605859 >>95605911 >>95606152 >>95606194>>95607329 >>95607460 >>95608337 >>95609431 >>95609653 >>95609694 >>95609708 >>95609786 >>95609793 >>95611470 >>95613591 >>95616109 >>95616575 >>95616731 >>95620022 >>95623450 >>95626940 >>95630153 >>95637197 >>95651688 >>95653617 I simply have no idea what races to use for my fantasy game. ☐ Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)16:37:44 No.95603809 ►>>95603853 >>95603788 (OP) Robots Bug women [sexy] Grey aliens Talking dogs ☐ Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)16:54:45 No.95603853 >>95603809 >Robots [sexy] >Bug Women [sexy] >Grey aliens [sexy] >Talking dogs [sexy] Fixed >>95616722 >>95620997 ☐ Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)14:21:56 No.95609653 >>95609684 >>95609688 >>95609704 >>95609877 >>95611798 >>95611846 >>95613605 >>95613629 >>95616725 >>95603788 (OP) You weirdos are all the same. You can't be satisfied with an elf or something like that, you need all your games to have a race selection like this: >Human >Sharkgirl >Jumping cactus >Marionette >Fire elemental >Giant intelligent friendly talking spider ☐ Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)14:33:36 No.95609684 ► >>95609653 Far more interesting than >Human >Human but short and hairy (Hobbit/Halfling) >Human but short and angry with a beard (Dwarf) >Human but gay and pointy eared (Elf) >Human but short and pointy eared (Gnome) >Human but tall and green (Orc) ☐ Anonymous 05/10/25(Sat)05:26:20 No.95613629 >>95609653 >vanilla waifu for normies >waifu >waifu >waifu >waifu >waifu ☐ Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)14:15:36 No.95645431 ►>>95646157 Slugmen Duckwomen Sapient numbers The Widefolk Evil liquid Wizards Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)17:41:18 No.95646157 ► >>95645431 So Glorantha?
File: Khajiit Thief 3.jpg (83 KB, 838x1024) ☐ Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)16:31:00 No.95603788 >>95603809 >>95603826 >>95603860 >>95603965 >>95604041 >>95605664 >>95605834 >>95605859 >>95605911 >>95606152 >>95606194>>95607329 >>95607460 >>95608337 >>95609431 >>95609653 >>95609694 >>95609708 >>95609786 >>95609793 >>95611470 >>95613591 >>95616109 >>95616575 >>95616731 >>95620022 >>95623450 >>95626940 >>95630153 >>95637197 >>95651688 >>95653617 I simply have no idea what races to use for my fantasy game. ☐ Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)16:37:44 No.95603809 ►>>95603853 >>95603788 (OP) Robots Bug women [sexy] Grey aliens Talking dogs ☐ Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)16:54:45 No.95603853 >>95603809 >Robots [sexy] >Bug Women [sexy] >Grey aliens [sexy] >Talking dogs [sexy] Fixed >>95616722 >>95620997 ☐ Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)14:21:56 No.95609653 >>95609684 >>95609688 >>95609704 >>95609877 >>95611798 >>95611846 >>95613605 >>95613629 >>95616725 >>95603788 (OP) You weirdos are all the same. You can't be satisfied with an elf or something like that, you need all your games to have a race selection like this: >Human >Sharkgirl >Jumping cactus >Marionette >Fire elemental >Giant intelligent friendly talking spider ☐ Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)14:33:36 No.95609684 ► >>95609653 Far more interesting than >Human >Human but short and hairy (Hobbit/Halfling) >Human but short and angry with a beard (Dwarf) >Human but gay and pointy eared (Elf) >Human but short and pointy eared (Gnome) >Human but tall and green (Orc) ☐ Anonymous 05/10/25(Sat)05:26:20 No.95613629 >>95609653 >vanilla waifu for normies >waifu >waifu >waifu >waifu >waifu ☐ Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)14:15:36 No.95645431 ►>>95646157 Slugmen Duckwomen Sapient numbers The Widefolk Evil liquid Wizards Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)17:41:18 No.95646157 ► >>95645431 So Glorantha?

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4 Twitter. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: WUSxuW9s) 05/17/25(Sat) 06:40:48 No.504901403 >go to 4chan >look inside >twitter 1724034572007669.png 152 KB PNG
Anonymous (ID: WUSxuW9s) 05/17/25(Sat) 06:40:48 No.504901403 >go to 4chan >look inside >twitter 1724034572007669.png 152 KB PNG

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America won | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: Re017KvQ) 05/14/25(Wed) 09:10:59 No.60356998 >he thought the world's largest economy O would lose a trade war 72 KB JPG ⠀ Anonymous (ID: PLp0y7wq) 05/14/25(Wed)09:14:49 No.60357028 Even more importantly, a consumer economy. We are 40% of the world's spending. Of course we have all of the leverage. We literally don't have to buy their s--- lol. >>60357434 # >>60359006 # >>60360765 # >>60360773 # >>60361289 # >>60361291 # >>60362083 # >>60362298 # >>60365348 # >>60366620 #
⠀ Anonymous (ID: Re017KvQ) 05/14/25(Wed) 09:10:59 No.60356998 >he thought the world's largest economy O would lose a trade war 72 KB JPG ⠀ Anonymous (ID: PLp0y7wq) 05/14/25(Wed)09:14:49 No.60357028 Even more importantly, a consumer economy. We are 40% of the world's spending. Of course we have all of the leverage. We literally don't have to buy their s--- lol. >>60357434 # >>60359006 # >>60360765 # >>60360773 # >>60361289 # >>60361291 # >>60362083 # >>60362298 # >>60365348 # >>60366620 #

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Schizo posting: Gamer edition | /r/Greentext

Anonymous DARK AGES 21,475 players right now Zoom 48h 1w 1m 3m 6m 1y max 05/16/25(Fri)06:15:56 No.709850768 30,812 30,812 24-hour peak all-time peak 9 hours ago SteamDB.in 30k 20K 10k 0 15 May 03:00 06:00 09:00 12:00 15:00 18:00 21:00 16 May 03:00 1724329273678065.png 60 KB PNG >DOOM Eternal is ultra successful >ID is like: DOOD WHAT IF WE MADE IF SLOW AS S--- AND EASY AS F--- >DOOM 2025 releases >It's literally the biggest flop of all time Holy..... F---! Only TES 6 can save Bethesda now.
Anonymous DARK AGES 21,475 players right now Zoom 48h 1w 1m 3m 6m 1y max 05/16/25(Fri)06:15:56 No.709850768 30,812 30,812 24-hour peak all-time peak 9 hours ago SteamDB.in 30k 20K 10k 0 15 May 03:00 06:00 09:00 12:00 15:00 18:00 21:00 16 May 03:00 1724329273678065.png 60 KB PNG >DOOM Eternal is ultra successful >ID is like: DOOD WHAT IF WE MADE IF SLOW AS S--- AND EASY AS F--- >DOOM 2025 releases >It's literally the biggest flop of all time Holy..... F---! Only TES 6 can save Bethesda now.

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Nazi expansionism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous F------ S--- REINOUS ALBIO ANGLO JEWE OCKS GODA ENGLAND WI MU FIREBOMBIN THEY JUST DARDESE TYPHCE GAVE PUTOCOMMUN 553 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)02:07:08 No. 17690473 >brb invading France, Belgium, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Yugoslavia, Greece, and Russia >brb allying with people who will invade Ethiopia, Albania, China, most of Asia and the Pacific, and Hawaii for some reason >brb breaking every single international agreement made before and after my ascension to power >brb killing all internal political rivals >brb killing millions of civilians of different ethnic groups >brb assassinating King of Bulgaria >brb bombing British civilians >brb giving public speeches about how Germany needs to take over all of Eastern Europe >W-- why won't Britain and America negotiate with me???
Anonymous F------ S--- REINOUS ALBIO ANGLO JEWE OCKS GODA ENGLAND WI MU FIREBOMBIN THEY JUST DARDESE TYPHCE GAVE PUTOCOMMUN 553 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)02:07:08 No. 17690473 >brb invading France, Belgium, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Yugoslavia, Greece, and Russia >brb allying with people who will invade Ethiopia, Albania, China, most of Asia and the Pacific, and Hawaii for some reason >brb breaking every single international agreement made before and after my ascension to power >brb killing all internal political rivals >brb killing millions of civilians of different ethnic groups >brb assassinating King of Bulgaria >brb bombing British civilians >brb giving public speeches about how Germany needs to take over all of Eastern Europe >W-- why won't Britain and America negotiate with me???

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Fell for it again award | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>934576719 # 05/16/25(Fri)23:55:30 No.934576797 >Disease that kills 30,000-50,000 a year just f------ vanishes >People are dieing from New disease with virtually the exact same symptoms >New disease vanishes >Influenza suddenly back Yeah, not fishy at all >>934577039 # ⠀ Anonymous >>934576797 # >not fishy at all 05/17/25(Sat) 00:03:41 No.934577039 It's only fishy to idiots who cant think logically. Before you reply, don't forget that Covid test kits do not give positive results from influenza. Away you go. >>934577090 #
: Anonymous >>934576719 # 05/16/25(Fri)23:55:30 No.934576797 >Disease that kills 30,000-50,000 a year just f------ vanishes >People are dieing from New disease with virtually the exact same symptoms >New disease vanishes >Influenza suddenly back Yeah, not fishy at all >>934577039 # ⠀ Anonymous >>934576797 # >not fishy at all 05/17/25(Sat) 00:03:41 No.934577039 It's only fishy to idiots who cant think logically. Before you reply, don't forget that Covid test kits do not give positive results from influenza. Away you go. >>934577090 #

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Anon should be more appreciative | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)21:14:48 No.709839932 67 KB JPG >here is your 30-40 year old hag bro
Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)21:14:48 No.709839932 67 KB JPG >here is your 30-40 year old hag bro

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