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Anonymous Slopfield ARGOS EXTRACTORS RECORD LOCATOR 19 BIOMETRIC ID SELECT PROFILE PERSONNEL RECORD BODY Note: Biometric customizations can be changed later by visiting a genetics facility EMPLOYEE NUMBER 10/05/23(Thu)11:41:12 No.653122460 FACE BACKGROUND o2wfj0md1qlb1-1694096540939.jpg 30 KB JPG TRAITS: 0/3 DACE MITATE A >7 years in the making >all the hyped up roleplaying backgrounds ended up being useless because the only role you can play is being the Chosen One, again >any edges got sanded off to the point that kids can play it >graphics are 7 years dated but will bring your 4090's to their knees >every gameplay system is h--------- >exploration is virtually gone >lotting is worse and all randomized >"our biggest cities yet" but all cut up to pieces by loading screens >"1000 planets" but all uninteresting as f--- >"see that moon? you can quick travel to it" >16 times more unkillable NPCs than any previous game >you liked collecting dragon shouts? well you can collect space shouts, just have to repeat the same temple 200 times to collect them all Unironically what the f--- happened? this is the most creatively bankrupt game I have played in my life. >mods will fix it lol! why are you relying on modders to make Todd's slop good? why is this line of thinking acceptable when it comes to Bethesda games but not other companies? I feel like I'm going insane.
Anonymous Slopfield ARGOS EXTRACTORS RECORD LOCATOR 19 BIOMETRIC ID SELECT PROFILE PERSONNEL RECORD BODY Note: Biometric customizations can be changed later by visiting a genetics facility EMPLOYEE NUMBER 10/05/23(Thu)11:41:12 No.653122460 FACE BACKGROUND o2wfj0md1qlb1-1694096540939.jpg 30 KB JPG TRAITS: 0/3 DACE MITATE A >7 years in the making >all the hyped up roleplaying backgrounds ended up being useless because the only role you can play is being the Chosen One, again >any edges got sanded off to the point that kids can play it >graphics are 7 years dated but will bring your 4090's to their knees >every gameplay system is h--------- >exploration is virtually gone >lotting is worse and all randomized >"our biggest cities yet" but all cut up to pieces by loading screens >"1000 planets" but all uninteresting as f--- >"see that moon? you can quick travel to it" >16 times more unkillable NPCs than any previous game >you liked collecting dragon shouts? well you can collect space shouts, just have to repeat the same temple 200 times to collect them all Unironically what the f--- happened? this is the most creatively bankrupt game I have played in my life. >mods will fix it lol! why are you relying on modders to make Todd's slop good? why is this line of thinking acceptable when it comes to Bethesda games but not other companies? I feel like I'm going insane.

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Anon wants himself and 4chan to get deleted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 91 KB PNG 10/04/23(Wed)23:03:12 No.74958823 >Open /r9k/ >Already 10+ hidden threads What the f--- is wrong with these f------. And why do so many of them have replies? Just report the gay s--- so it can finally be taken cared of good lord. I f------ hate trannies.
: Anonymous 91 KB PNG 10/04/23(Wed)23:03:12 No.74958823 >Open /r9k/ >Already 10+ hidden threads What the f--- is wrong with these f------. And why do so many of them have replies? Just report the gay s--- so it can finally be taken cared of good lord. I f------ hate trannies.

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Lonely Zommers | /r/Greentext

1/1 rfdVSDFD (OP) CO 57m (10/5 8:09) · 443354334 · 30 Re · 7 Img GIF 3MB (498 × 498) · maisie-middle-figer.gif 17 Replies ●●●● Who the f--- are these bitches dating. Jesus Christ? The math ain't mathing blud. : >All the cute girls I know already are already in a relationship. >Me and all my male zoomer friends are still single.
1/1 rfdVSDFD (OP) CO 57m (10/5 8:09) · 443354334 · 30 Re · 7 Img GIF 3MB (498 × 498) · maisie-middle-figer.gif 17 Replies ●●●● Who the f--- are these bitches dating. Jesus Christ? The math ain't mathing blud. : >All the cute girls I know already are already in a relationship. >Me and all my male zoomer friends are still single.

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Bending Over Backwards | /r/Greentext

1h (10/4 23:44) 74957297- 10 Re - 0 Img JPG 73KB (800 × 800) - product-image-850207924_800x.jpg 8 Replies Am I being a pushover? >gf thinks its good for me to be feminine >she bought us matching hello kitty pajamas and i gave up and started wearing them >i basically do all the cleaning >calls me her princess or buttercup >even worse im starting to get aroused from this type of dynamic. Do I have to assert myself? maybe its going too far but ive never had a gf so i dont want to f--- this up.
1h (10/4 23:44) 74957297- 10 Re - 0 Img JPG 73KB (800 × 800) - product-image-850207924_800x.jpg 8 Replies Am I being a pushover? >gf thinks its good for me to be feminine >she bought us matching hello kitty pajamas and i gave up and started wearing them >i basically do all the cleaning >calls me her princess or buttercup >even worse im starting to get aroused from this type of dynamic. Do I have to assert myself? maybe its going too far but ive never had a gf so i dont want to f--- this up.

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Anon reminisces | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: DYtMQprz) Reminiscing 10/04/23(Wed)15:37:51 No.18838973 3 KB JPG >Be washed up celebrity. >Run for president as a publicity stunt. >Be treated as a joke (as excepted). >People begin to unironically dig your extreme statements. >Decide to roll with and and cruise to the presidency to the fury of literally everyone else. >Spend your entire presidency being a living soap opera and somehow managing to piss off both sides of an extremely partisan society. >Next election, everyone and their mother is on to your grift. >Say "f--- it" and ramp up the insanity and extremist fervor and purpose. >Laugh as your presidency ends in D.C. being sacked by your own followers and your party being irreversibly tainted by your legacy. >Refuse to elaborate further. >Get arrested. Trump's legacy will probably define 21st century America, and the fact that this is a sentence with merit is the most hilarious s--- ever
Anonymous (ID: DYtMQprz) Reminiscing 10/04/23(Wed)15:37:51 No.18838973 3 KB JPG >Be washed up celebrity. >Run for president as a publicity stunt. >Be treated as a joke (as excepted). >People begin to unironically dig your extreme statements. >Decide to roll with and and cruise to the presidency to the fury of literally everyone else. >Spend your entire presidency being a living soap opera and somehow managing to piss off both sides of an extremely partisan society. >Next election, everyone and their mother is on to your grift. >Say "f--- it" and ramp up the insanity and extremist fervor and purpose. >Laugh as your presidency ends in D.C. being sacked by your own followers and your party being irreversibly tainted by your legacy. >Refuse to elaborate further. >Get arrested. Trump's legacy will probably define 21st century America, and the fact that this is a sentence with merit is the most hilarious s--- ever

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Doubt and Democracy | /r/Greentext

1/1 JpHpm0P1 (OP) 30m (10/4 10:46) · 443254839-2 Re - 0 Img PNG 1MB (1024 × 1024) · image_2.png 2 Replies Nothing to do >money fake US : >impossible to own a house >all women useless w----- that can kill your child, accuse you of r--- to have you locked up and divorce r--- you >country invaded by millions >if I became a politician with strong anti-immigration views to deport anyone who came here after 1965, I'd be assassinated What am I supposed to do with my time? There's nothing "productive" to do.
1/1 JpHpm0P1 (OP) 30m (10/4 10:46) · 443254839-2 Re - 0 Img PNG 1MB (1024 × 1024) · image_2.png 2 Replies Nothing to do >money fake US : >impossible to own a house >all women useless w----- that can kill your child, accuse you of r--- to have you locked up and divorce r--- you >country invaded by millions >if I became a politician with strong anti-immigration views to deport anyone who came here after 1965, I'd be assassinated What am I supposed to do with my time? There's nothing "productive" to do.

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Serious Intentions | /r/Greentext

3h (10/4 22:07) · 74956407 · 22 Re - 1 Img PNG 1MB. (1600 × 1200) · 1685797832158496.png 7 Replies Anon, I never knew I could be so • happy! Let's ride the Ferris wheel again! How do you find a girl that wants a serious relationship? >Tinder is s--- and only good for casual sex >Clubs and bars are full of roasties only good for casual sex ; >I won't meet anyone through church >There is no way I could meet someone through family. >All hobbies and work 90% male >Whenever I go out with friends once in a blue moon every nice girl I meet already has someone >E-dating is the most cringe thing ever and egirls are deranged > Girls ready to settle down are all after 26 and had 50+ sexual partners Guess I just have to be gay for actual emotional connection
3h (10/4 22:07) · 74956407 · 22 Re - 1 Img PNG 1MB. (1600 × 1200) · 1685797832158496.png 7 Replies Anon, I never knew I could be so • happy! Let's ride the Ferris wheel again! How do you find a girl that wants a serious relationship? >Tinder is s--- and only good for casual sex >Clubs and bars are full of roasties only good for casual sex ; >I won't meet anyone through church >There is no way I could meet someone through family. >All hobbies and work 90% male >Whenever I go out with friends once in a blue moon every nice girl I meet already has someone >E-dating is the most cringe thing ever and egirls are deranged > Girls ready to settle down are all after 26 and had 50+ sexual partners Guess I just have to be gay for actual emotional connection

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Anon knows that he is born in the USA | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous IXP TO etflixFYS 1.12 MB JPG 10/04/23(Wed) 22:36:49 No.907136902 > be born > in Canada > move to New Jersey > remember you were born in Toronto > write a song called "Born in the USA" anyway > it's your biggest hit > continue to pretend you were born in the United States of America > no one questions it You can be as Canadian as the day is long. Nothing wrong with that. But why pretend you're not?
: Anonymous IXP TO etflixFYS 1.12 MB JPG 10/04/23(Wed) 22:36:49 No.907136902 > be born > in Canada > move to New Jersey > remember you were born in Toronto > write a song called "Born in the USA" anyway > it's your biggest hit > continue to pretend you were born in the United States of America > no one questions it You can be as Canadian as the day is long. Nothing wrong with that. But why pretend you're not?

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Just another day in the shitty | /r/Greentext

10/04/23(Wed)00:29:43 No.443262865✓ Anonymous (ID: j+oYYhX+) >>443256793 (You) (OP) >life in nyc is fine >never mind that I'm being stabbed to death for no reason after tripping over a bench that's designed to prevent homeless people from sleeping on it, and the w---- I'm with doesn't seem to care. You honestly couldn't make this s--- up.
10/04/23(Wed)00:29:43 No.443262865✓ Anonymous (ID: j+oYYhX+) >>443256793 (You) (OP) >life in nyc is fine >never mind that I'm being stabbed to death for no reason after tripping over a bench that's designed to prevent homeless people from sleeping on it, and the w---- I'm with doesn't seem to care. You honestly couldn't make this s--- up.

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Balancing Books, Not Socializing | /r/Greentext

1h (10/4 15:43) · 74953746 - 8 Re - 0 Img JPG 10KB (236 × 189) · 1641571084226.jpg 1 Reply Why don't more robots study accounting? >don't have to socialize for the job >white-collar people are nice and friendly >you deal with numbers >repetitive and predictable ●●●
1h (10/4 15:43) · 74953746 - 8 Re - 0 Img JPG 10KB (236 × 189) · 1641571084226.jpg 1 Reply Why don't more robots study accounting? >don't have to socialize for the job >white-collar people are nice and friendly >you deal with numbers >repetitive and predictable ●●●

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Anon watches Castlevania | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/30/23 (Sat) 22:15:10 No.139725311 I just don't understand, 5 seasons in and we're at the stage where there's: >No Castlevania >No Dracula >No recognisable >No recognisable >No music >No accurate versions of the characters >None of Dracula's entourage (Báthory isn't Bartley and that was NOT Death.) >No depictions of in game events or set pieces >No attempt to portray Christianity or God in a positive light monsters locations So, I ask you, why the f--- is this called Castlevania? Why am I getting a history lesson about Black slavery and watching two dudes f--- whilst a teen girl lectures me about the patriarchy?
Anonymous 09/30/23 (Sat) 22:15:10 No.139725311 I just don't understand, 5 seasons in and we're at the stage where there's: >No Castlevania >No Dracula >No recognisable >No recognisable >No music >No accurate versions of the characters >None of Dracula's entourage (Báthory isn't Bartley and that was NOT Death.) >No depictions of in game events or set pieces >No attempt to portray Christianity or God in a positive light monsters locations So, I ask you, why the f--- is this called Castlevania? Why am I getting a history lesson about Black slavery and watching two dudes f--- whilst a teen girl lectures me about the patriarchy?

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Anon wants to escape | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Going nowhere 197 KB PNG 10/03/23(Tue)14:17:18 No.29878329 I'm lost anons > 24 year old loser > stuck in dead end job working two days a week cause that's all I can mentally handle > living with parents > end up playing vidya all the time because it's better than facing the real world > people I considered the best friends ive ever had stopped answering the times I'm brave enough to reach out > go to therapy but can't help discounting it and brushing it off > don't have any dreams or aspirations > world is becoming something I want to be in less and less >globohomo controls everything, things I loved as a child are slop or becoming it, losing interest in women because most are entitled > honestly cant invest in myself because I see it as a waste of effort Mostly wish I could make up my mind about escaping the simulation or not
: Anonymous Going nowhere 197 KB PNG 10/03/23(Tue)14:17:18 No.29878329 I'm lost anons > 24 year old loser > stuck in dead end job working two days a week cause that's all I can mentally handle > living with parents > end up playing vidya all the time because it's better than facing the real world > people I considered the best friends ive ever had stopped answering the times I'm brave enough to reach out > go to therapy but can't help discounting it and brushing it off > don't have any dreams or aspirations > world is becoming something I want to be in less and less >globohomo controls everything, things I loved as a child are slop or becoming it, losing interest in women because most are entitled > honestly cant invest in myself because I see it as a waste of effort Mostly wish I could make up my mind about escaping the simulation or not

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Petite Feet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous CU 1.94 MB JPG 09/26/23(Tue)05:38:51 No.74865467 >tfw no petite feet gf to take to the pumpkin patch : Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)05:42:48 No.74865488 if i was a feet guy id want a chick with huge peggy hill feet ffs, the more the merrier you know what im sayin >>74865493 # >>74865555 #
: Anonymous CU 1.94 MB JPG 09/26/23(Tue)05:38:51 No.74865467 >tfw no petite feet gf to take to the pumpkin patch : Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)05:42:48 No.74865488 if i was a feet guy id want a chick with huge peggy hill feet ffs, the more the merrier you know what im sayin >>74865493 # >>74865555 #

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Anon reads too much Blood Meridian | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous Times you acted like judge Hol(...) 10/03/23(Tue)19:54:32 No.22563447 >Friends invite me over for drinks we are all sitting around the campfire eventually someone brings up the war my friends give some normy opinions about how war is Le bad I straight up give them the war monologue from Blood Meridian and explain to them that mankind having the ability to create life is only a means to an end and the true purpose of man is to take life They don't invite me over anymore 58 KB JPG
:Anonymous Times you acted like judge Hol(...) 10/03/23(Tue)19:54:32 No.22563447 >Friends invite me over for drinks we are all sitting around the campfire eventually someone brings up the war my friends give some normy opinions about how war is Le bad I straight up give them the war monologue from Blood Meridian and explain to them that mankind having the ability to create life is only a means to an end and the true purpose of man is to take life They don't invite me over anymore 58 KB JPG

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Anons scat fetish | /r/Greentext

08/20/18(Mon)15:19:00 No.47634466 Anonymous >>47630301 (OP) # >be 15 >bring gf with family to camping trip >out in the wild campsite with no toilets >we have to poop in the woods >gf is scared and asks me to come with her >have to hold her hands while she squats in a hole pooping >*brraaaaapppphhhfhfhss**plop**plop **brrpppaapp**plop* And that's how I got a scat fetish
08/20/18(Mon)15:19:00 No.47634466 Anonymous >>47630301 (OP) # >be 15 >bring gf with family to camping trip >out in the wild campsite with no toilets >we have to poop in the woods >gf is scared and asks me to come with her >have to hold her hands while she squats in a hole pooping >*brraaaaapppphhhfhfhss**plop**plop **brrpppaapp**plop* And that's how I got a scat fetish

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Anon likes hot chocolate............ | /r/Greentext

302 KB PNG > be me > snowing > walk home > make hot chocolate > its good thank you hot chocolate
302 KB PNG > be me > snowing > walk home > make hot chocolate > its good thank you hot chocolate

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He is 5'8 btw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AT 156 KB PNG 10/04/23(Wed)15:54:29 No.74953386 >have literally only one desire >feel so insecure about my height that it's the first and last thing i think about every single day >have decent amount of money >can't use it to satisfy the only thing i want because the only "solution" is taking out a mortgage to leave you disproportionate and crippled manlets, how sure are we that we weren't deliberately put into a torture chamber by satan? >nearly all things face can be fixed with reasonable prices >even deep acne scar healing has gotten impressively good >hair transplant tech has been maxxed out and is super cheap in Turkey >but if you're short which is one of the most defining features in how masculine people perceive you, you're just f----- this is so f----- up, honestly
: Anonymous AT 156 KB PNG 10/04/23(Wed)15:54:29 No.74953386 >have literally only one desire >feel so insecure about my height that it's the first and last thing i think about every single day >have decent amount of money >can't use it to satisfy the only thing i want because the only "solution" is taking out a mortgage to leave you disproportionate and crippled manlets, how sure are we that we weren't deliberately put into a torture chamber by satan? >nearly all things face can be fixed with reasonable prices >even deep acne scar healing has gotten impressively good >hair transplant tech has been maxxed out and is super cheap in Turkey >but if you're short which is one of the most defining features in how masculine people perceive you, you're just f----- this is so f----- up, honestly

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/b/ saves anon from zoophile | /r/Greentext

File: 91189AD3-D728-402E-BA9D-F(...).jpg (47 KB, 618x496) Standard night shift Anonymous 08/02/22(Tue)13:39:32 No.883150420 [Reply] >work night shift >get on the tinder, start talking to 8/10 >decides she wants to meet up after work >im_in.jpg >pick her up, go for a drive >make out like our lives depend on it >take her back home, she invites me in and warns me her dog will be excited to meet me >no fear at all, ready to commit for life anyway >get in the door, hear the excitement of a German shepherd in the distance, getting closer >jumps all over me,it's dark but I notice there are big wooly socks over his front paws >remember I've seen it somewhere before >remember I've seen it on /b/ before >instantheartfailure.jpg >decide I need to get tf out of this b--------- hut and make an excuse >"i should go, it's late and I have work tomorrow" >asks me to stay, I can't help but blurt it out because I'm f------ autistic >no I don't want to be around someone that f---- their dog >explain how and where I've seen socks like that on dogs before >said it rather loud, but got the point across >hear a yell from a room down the hallway >"whAt the f--- 8/10" >she breaks down and starts crying, shocked and speechless >her mum storms out, turns out she lives with her parents, they had no idea either >gets the f--- out of there faster than Usain >hear more yelling as I drive off Thank you /b/ for educating me on this one, I owe you one
File: 91189AD3-D728-402E-BA9D-F(...).jpg (47 KB, 618x496) Standard night shift Anonymous 08/02/22(Tue)13:39:32 No.883150420 [Reply] >work night shift >get on the tinder, start talking to 8/10 >decides she wants to meet up after work >im_in.jpg >pick her up, go for a drive >make out like our lives depend on it >take her back home, she invites me in and warns me her dog will be excited to meet me >no fear at all, ready to commit for life anyway >get in the door, hear the excitement of a German shepherd in the distance, getting closer >jumps all over me,it's dark but I notice there are big wooly socks over his front paws >remember I've seen it somewhere before >remember I've seen it on /b/ before >instantheartfailure.jpg >decide I need to get tf out of this b--------- hut and make an excuse >"i should go, it's late and I have work tomorrow" >asks me to stay, I can't help but blurt it out because I'm f------ autistic >no I don't want to be around someone that f---- their dog >explain how and where I've seen socks like that on dogs before >said it rather loud, but got the point across >hear a yell from a room down the hallway >"whAt the f--- 8/10" >she breaks down and starts crying, shocked and speechless >her mum storms out, turns out she lives with her parents, they had no idea either >gets the f--- out of there faster than Usain >hear more yelling as I drive off Thank you /b/ for educating me on this one, I owe you one

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Anon has a crush on his teacher | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Teachers you had a crush on 135 KB JPG 04/02/21(Fri)16:56:30 No.63023996 >2008, be 16 >Trip to France >Already have a thing for my teacher >Mid-late 30s, not *super* attractive, but she has a "businesswoman" look to her, also quite strict >France trip she dresses like pic related >Can't stop thinking about her >Friends make fun of me for having a crush on her >Don't care, continue to 'hang' near her and admire her >Eventually she catches on and pulls me to one side >Tells me she knows I like her and that i'm being inappropriate >Unironically crushed, feel like i've been rejected even though I knew deep down I had NO chance from the start
Anonymous Teachers you had a crush on 135 KB JPG 04/02/21(Fri)16:56:30 No.63023996 >2008, be 16 >Trip to France >Already have a thing for my teacher >Mid-late 30s, not *super* attractive, but she has a "businesswoman" look to her, also quite strict >France trip she dresses like pic related >Can't stop thinking about her >Friends make fun of me for having a crush on her >Don't care, continue to 'hang' near her and admire her >Eventually she catches on and pulls me to one side >Tells me she knows I like her and that i'm being inappropriate >Unironically crushed, feel like i've been rejected even though I knew deep down I had NO chance from the start

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Hajar al-Aswad | /r/Greentext

1/2 k26WFbJu (OP) · | FR 1h (10/4 7:55) 443241787 87 Re. 17 Img JPG 53KB (602 × 339) · I can't breath.jpg 23 Replies . Muslim black stone > Find a stone > Refuse to let people analyse it > Its origin is then unknown > Use the then "unknown origin" to claim the stone is magic > Use its "magical origin" to add weight to your religious arguments ●●●● :
1/2 k26WFbJu (OP) · | FR 1h (10/4 7:55) 443241787 87 Re. 17 Img JPG 53KB (602 × 339) · I can't breath.jpg 23 Replies . Muslim black stone > Find a stone > Refuse to let people analyse it > Its origin is then unknown > Use the then "unknown origin" to claim the stone is magic > Use its "magical origin" to add weight to your religious arguments ●●●● :

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