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: Anonymous 08/26/21(Thu)02:38:27 No.63202902 >>63202644 (OP) # >actually white >genetically cursed with s----- curly hair >hate my hair growing up, always wanted straight hair 76 KB JPG >always dry, always frizzy >kids tease me and say it looks like I have pubes growing out of my head >your only options with really curly hair are to buzz it, pay for constant trims, or grow an afro >most barbers don't even know how to properly cut curly hair and give you a s--- cut >25 years go by >curly hair finally becomes more popular >finally have an acceptable way to style my hair >zoomers instantly ruin it this world is hell >>63202945 # >>63203730 # >>63205424 # >>63208329 #
: Anonymous 08/26/21(Thu)02:38:27 No.63202902 >>63202644 (OP) # >actually white >genetically cursed with s----- curly hair >hate my hair growing up, always wanted straight hair 76 KB JPG >always dry, always frizzy >kids tease me and say it looks like I have pubes growing out of my head >your only options with really curly hair are to buzz it, pay for constant trims, or grow an afro >most barbers don't even know how to properly cut curly hair and give you a s--- cut >25 years go by >curly hair finally becomes more popular >finally have an acceptable way to style my hair >zoomers instantly ruin it this world is hell >>63202945 # >>63203730 # >>63205424 # >>63208329 #

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Anon is a loser that plays Rust | /r/Greentext


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Anon actually goes outside | /r/Greentext


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Anon enjoys dinner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)17:34:41 No.860103986 story time, this just happened >after years of trying, finally take a girl home >already diamonds with anticipation >undress her, go 'down there' >surprisingly warm, interesting bouquet >spread it because curiosity 9 KB JPG >fold back layers >keep folding back, trying to see deep >keep folding??? >realize she's not a girl after all >she's a 1/2 lb arbys beef n cheddar >cheese all over my fingers >five more of these in the bag >i f--- my sandwich while crying
: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)17:34:41 No.860103986 story time, this just happened >after years of trying, finally take a girl home >already diamonds with anticipation >undress her, go 'down there' >surprisingly warm, interesting bouquet >spread it because curiosity 9 KB JPG >fold back layers >keep folding back, trying to see deep >keep folding??? >realize she's not a girl after all >she's a 1/2 lb arbys beef n cheddar >cheese all over my fingers >five more of these in the bag >i f--- my sandwich while crying

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Anon is censored | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)21:51:11 No.861797880 >be me >want to talk about social issues >make YouTube channel >make videos about problems with the left wing >banned for "harassment" 51 KB JPG >move to Instagram to post memes >Instagram account gets removed >move to Reddit >favorites subs get quarantined >all comments get downvoted to oblivion >basically everything I like is censored for being conservative >turn on TV >reporter talking about "far right fascists on 4chan" >next news channel >"apple will be scanning your photos for illegal p---" >mfw Is it impossible to be right wing on the internet without being called a fascist?
: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)21:51:11 No.861797880 >be me >want to talk about social issues >make YouTube channel >make videos about problems with the left wing >banned for "harassment" 51 KB JPG >move to Instagram to post memes >Instagram account gets removed >move to Reddit >favorites subs get quarantined >all comments get downvoted to oblivion >basically everything I like is censored for being conservative >turn on TV >reporter talking about "far right fascists on 4chan" >next news channel >"apple will be scanning your photos for illegal p---" >mfw Is it impossible to be right wing on the internet without being called a fascist?

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Flashing back into my pan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)18:18:03 No.65130581 >got asian gf >got job >everything going well >would rather be going back to being a neet that just jerks off and plays vidya all day this fixed nothing 16 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)18:18:03 No.65130581 >got asian gf >got job >everything going well >would rather be going back to being a neet that just jerks off and plays vidya all day this fixed nothing 16 KB JPG

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Anon ain't a quitter. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)01:30:01 No.861681532 >be cumbrain >masturbate at least once a day >decide enough is enough >go to gym >eat good food >leave house more often >urges for p--- grow overtime. >gets to a point where im thinking 209 KB JPG about femboys unironically >remind myself im doing this for the greater good >2 months later >urge to just c-- once sometimes become unbearable >keep pushing >i will not waste my life cooming I didnt think this s--- would be so hard, just gotta keep focusing on everything else but p---. I will beat the coom.
: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)01:30:01 No.861681532 >be cumbrain >masturbate at least once a day >decide enough is enough >go to gym >eat good food >leave house more often >urges for p--- grow overtime. >gets to a point where im thinking 209 KB JPG about femboys unironically >remind myself im doing this for the greater good >2 months later >urge to just c-- once sometimes become unbearable >keep pushing >i will not waste my life cooming I didnt think this s--- would be so hard, just gotta keep focusing on everything else but p---. I will beat the coom.

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Anon is a cowboy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)20:19:17 No.861796274 > be me > be like 20 minutes ago > drop something on the floor > tired from working about 10 hours today > pick up wire > throw it like a lasso at the thing | 7 KB JPG dropped > get the wire perfectly around it > pull it back to me no problem i'm a cowboy :)
: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)20:19:17 No.861796274 > be me > be like 20 minutes ago > drop something on the floor > tired from working about 10 hours today > pick up wire > throw it like a lasso at the thing | 7 KB JPG dropped > get the wire perfectly around it > pull it back to me no problem i'm a cowboy :)

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Anon shits himself | /r/Greentext

>Sleeping >Dreaming that I'm in my sisters house >Have sudden urge to s--- >Go to my sisters fridge Tarrorista Win because the bathroom was 58 KB JPG apparently there >S--- myself three times. Drips down my leg and to the floor. Diarrhea s--- >Still needing to s--- >Grab a few paper towels and start to clean it up >My mom appears out of nowhere and helps me >She looks dissapointed >Wake up >5 AM >Felt like I shat myself in my sleep >Go to the bathroom to check because I didn't feel anything >It's all clean. No s--- whatsoever >Still feel the feeling that I shat my pants but I'm all clean and good >Typing this as I'm s------- in the bathroom What the f--- is going on???? Pic unrelated
>Sleeping >Dreaming that I'm in my sisters house >Have sudden urge to s--- >Go to my sisters fridge Tarrorista Win because the bathroom was 58 KB JPG apparently there >S--- myself three times. Drips down my leg and to the floor. Diarrhea s--- >Still needing to s--- >Grab a few paper towels and start to clean it up >My mom appears out of nowhere and helps me >She looks dissapointed >Wake up >5 AM >Felt like I shat myself in my sleep >Go to the bathroom to check because I didn't feel anything >It's all clean. No s--- whatsoever >Still feel the feeling that I shat my pants but I'm all clean and good >Typing this as I'm s------- in the bathroom What the f--- is going on???? Pic unrelated

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Sock it to 'em | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)18:39:19 No.65130783 >Coworker at work >Always takes her shoes off at her desk >Always wearing socks What can I do to get her to take her socks off? Thinking about spilling something on the floor but 113 KB JPG not sure if it will bother her enough. 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)19:29:31 No.65131387 pls she is leaving soon : Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)21:16:04 No.65132524 >>65130783 (OP)_# Maybe if you blow your brains out it'll scare her socks off
: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)18:39:19 No.65130783 >Coworker at work >Always takes her shoes off at her desk >Always wearing socks What can I do to get her to take her socks off? Thinking about spilling something on the floor but 113 KB JPG not sure if it will bother her enough. 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)19:29:31 No.65131387 pls she is leaving soon : Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)21:16:04 No.65132524 >>65130783 (OP)_# Maybe if you blow your brains out it'll scare her socks off

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Defensive maneuver | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous indirectly accused of cheating 08/25/21(Wed)19:32:58 No.65131432 >sun visor in passenger seat of my car is down randomly >gf asks me 20 questions about it >'who was the last one in the car? you just drive with it down? i never use the sun visor' >she was the last one in the 568 KB JPG passenger seat >she flips it down all the time to check herself in the mirror >'no i wouldve remembered doing that' >'someone else mustve been in the car, just tell me who' >getting mad now, ask w-- shes implying >'why are you so defensive anon? i never accused you of anything.. >'your reaction isnt normal anon, i was just innocently asking questions' >'ur reaction makes me think something else is going on' this is my first ever gf, no idea how to handle this its pissing me off tho, i didnt do anything wrong
: Anonymous indirectly accused of cheating 08/25/21(Wed)19:32:58 No.65131432 >sun visor in passenger seat of my car is down randomly >gf asks me 20 questions about it >'who was the last one in the car? you just drive with it down? i never use the sun visor' >she was the last one in the 568 KB JPG passenger seat >she flips it down all the time to check herself in the mirror >'no i wouldve remembered doing that' >'someone else mustve been in the car, just tell me who' >getting mad now, ask w-- shes implying >'why are you so defensive anon? i never accused you of anything.. >'your reaction isnt normal anon, i was just innocently asking questions' >'ur reaction makes me think something else is going on' this is my first ever gf, no idea how to handle this its pissing me off tho, i didnt do anything wrong

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Anon gets two birds stoned at once | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 >be me >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up >if it happens late enough in my shift I get 37 KB JPG to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town
: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 >be me >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up >if it happens late enough in my shift I get 37 KB JPG to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town

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Sleeping in the dog house tonight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous dog bed thread 08/25/21(Wed)13:17:34 No.65127381 >buy comfy dog bed to hang around under gf's desk while she plays vidya >feel closer to her >get caressed by her feet 88 >fun 144 KB PNG why haven't you been dogbedpilled yet, /r9k/?
: Anonymous dog bed thread 08/25/21(Wed)13:17:34 No.65127381 >buy comfy dog bed to hang around under gf's desk while she plays vidya >feel closer to her >get caressed by her feet 88 >fun 144 KB PNG why haven't you been dogbedpilled yet, /r9k/?

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