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Anonymous (ID: +srPCBSU) Putin: Men are unfulfilled and(...) 'Need Something More Interesting Than P---': Putin Calls For Alternatives To Adult Content Curated By Dea.com Last Updated: December 18, 2004, 200 750 KB PNG 12/19/24(Thu)12:56:36 No.491815683 >Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday emphasised on the need for alternatives to p--- sites, saying there should be "something more interesting and passionate to capture attention". >Calling for the need to create something better than p--- sites, Putin stated that it required that something should be created which is more engaging and compelling than adult content. >"I think p--- sites are visited all across the world. It is not just an issue for us, but for everyone. There can be bans and prohibitions but one has to always come up with alternatives, which is more interesting than a p--- website to fill the void that causes greater interest," Putin said during an interview with a Russia-based TV channel Russia Today. https://www.news18.com/amp/world/need-something- more-interesting-than-p----putin-calls-for-alternatives-to- adult-content-9162176.html Anonymous (ID: iDV8XCVN I agree with him 12/19/24(Thu)12:57:35 No.491815751 Jews made p--- as profane and intricately MK Ultra-y as possible it's time to dethrone the p--- Jew >>491815793 #
Anonymous (ID: +srPCBSU) Putin: Men are unfulfilled and(...) 'Need Something More Interesting Than P---': Putin Calls For Alternatives To Adult Content Curated By Dea.com Last Updated: December 18, 2004, 200 750 KB PNG 12/19/24(Thu)12:56:36 No.491815683 >Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday emphasised on the need for alternatives to p--- sites, saying there should be "something more interesting and passionate to capture attention". >Calling for the need to create something better than p--- sites, Putin stated that it required that something should be created which is more engaging and compelling than adult content. >"I think p--- sites are visited all across the world. It is not just an issue for us, but for everyone. There can be bans and prohibitions but one has to always come up with alternatives, which is more interesting than a p--- website to fill the void that causes greater interest," Putin said during an interview with a Russia-based TV channel Russia Today. https://www.news18.com/amp/world/need-something- more-interesting-than-p----putin-calls-for-alternatives-to- adult-content-9162176.html Anonymous (ID: iDV8XCVN I agree with him 12/19/24(Thu)12:57:35 No.491815751 Jews made p--- as profane and intricately MK Ultra-y as possible it's time to dethrone the p--- Jew >>491815793 #

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Anon's watch is so cash | /r/Greentext

>>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed >little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life
>>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed >little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

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Anon runs a pirated game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 476925202 >run pirated game >printer starts making noise >full black page, both sides 1 REPLY 31.0 KB JPG 10 min. ago
Anonymous 476925202 >run pirated game >printer starts making noise >full black page, both sides 1 REPLY 31.0 KB JPG 10 min. ago

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What happened | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/17/24(Tue)18:50:35 No.697601770 US teen and young adult suicide rates are highest on record Suicide deaths among people ages 15 to 24, per 100,000 people 16 1994 14 13.6 12 10 10 8 Golden age of internet and video games 2017 14.5 m 1981 1983 1985 1987 1989 1991 1993 1995 1997 1999 2001 2003 2005 2007 2009 2011 2013 2015 2017 Source: WISQARS/CDC 1707973330582.jpg 45 KB JPG What started the decline? Vox
Anonymous 12/17/24(Tue)18:50:35 No.697601770 US teen and young adult suicide rates are highest on record Suicide deaths among people ages 15 to 24, per 100,000 people 16 1994 14 13.6 12 10 10 8 Golden age of internet and video games 2017 14.5 m 1981 1983 1985 1987 1989 1991 1993 1995 1997 1999 2001 2003 2005 2007 2009 2011 2013 2015 2017 Source: WISQARS/CDC 1707973330582.jpg 45 KB JPG What started the decline? Vox

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The experiences that must be shared | /r/Greentext

File :1232230195.jpg-(20 KB, 310x310, toilet-llqq-001.jpg) Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat) 17:09:55 No. 110295317 Here's my story /b/, I've been sick for about four days. Four days of stomach pain and the inability to s---. I don't know if you've not s--- for four days, but when the time comes, you know it will be epic. It happened yesterday, I could feel a slight sensation in my bowels, I knew something was stirring. The local mall (very big and popular) was just a mile away so I hopped in my car and went to the public bathroom. I waited a minute for two stalls to be occupied before I went in between them, thinking how lucky I was. They could share this epic s--- with me whether they wanted to or not. After going into the stall, I locked the door and sat down after readying my self, this was going to be fun. Now I am sitting there with 4 days of s--- ready to burst out into the toilet. I gave a small shout and pushed, lifting off the seat so the splash was big and loud, I heard the man on my left cough. I gave not wait to the next cascade of feces, I gave another shout, louder and lower, and kicked the wall, a stream of s--- poured out, leaving my head in a dizzying state, I knew I had the men's attention. So I took my stance, foot on the door and hands under the seat. I screamed a blood curtling cry and shat with all my might, kicked the door outward (breaking the lock) and pounding my fists on the wall, I heard one man leave and while he turned on the faucet I ran out, face in hands, and shat in the sink next to him screaming "I FILLED THE F------ TOILET" and he ran out. the next man stayed in his stall so I kicked his door and yelled "HELP! MY A------ IS BLEEDING!" He muffled something back and I finished off my s--- in the sinks. It was a grand day for s---- around the world. Pic related, a toilet.
File :1232230195.jpg-(20 KB, 310x310, toilet-llqq-001.jpg) Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat) 17:09:55 No. 110295317 Here's my story /b/, I've been sick for about four days. Four days of stomach pain and the inability to s---. I don't know if you've not s--- for four days, but when the time comes, you know it will be epic. It happened yesterday, I could feel a slight sensation in my bowels, I knew something was stirring. The local mall (very big and popular) was just a mile away so I hopped in my car and went to the public bathroom. I waited a minute for two stalls to be occupied before I went in between them, thinking how lucky I was. They could share this epic s--- with me whether they wanted to or not. After going into the stall, I locked the door and sat down after readying my self, this was going to be fun. Now I am sitting there with 4 days of s--- ready to burst out into the toilet. I gave a small shout and pushed, lifting off the seat so the splash was big and loud, I heard the man on my left cough. I gave not wait to the next cascade of feces, I gave another shout, louder and lower, and kicked the wall, a stream of s--- poured out, leaving my head in a dizzying state, I knew I had the men's attention. So I took my stance, foot on the door and hands under the seat. I screamed a blood curtling cry and shat with all my might, kicked the door outward (breaking the lock) and pounding my fists on the wall, I heard one man leave and while he turned on the faucet I ran out, face in hands, and shat in the sink next to him screaming "I FILLED THE F------ TOILET" and he ran out. the next man stayed in his stall so I kicked his door and yelled "HELP! MY A------ IS BLEEDING!" He muffled something back and I finished off my s--- in the sinks. It was a grand day for s---- around the world. Pic related, a toilet.

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Anon Likes Luna Lovegood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)17:03:37 No.207122014 >Luna Lovegood >not the love interest You had one job Rowling 850 KB JPG
Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)17:03:37 No.207122014 >Luna Lovegood >not the love interest You had one job Rowling 850 KB JPG

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Anon is a smooth criminal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/09/19(Tue)16:37:40 No.53290925 74 KB JPG >be romanian >wake up in your vardo >your three uncles still sleeping next to you >pickpocket your uncles >head outside to see your mom >ask her for some breakfast >mom hands you a garlic bulb >she tells you to go walk your dogs >pickpocket your dogs >realize you're actually about to do honest work >tell your mom to go f--- herself >she caves your face in with a crystal ball >pickpocket your mom before dying 1 Reply View Thread
Anonymous 07/09/19(Tue)16:37:40 No.53290925 74 KB JPG >be romanian >wake up in your vardo >your three uncles still sleeping next to you >pickpocket your uncles >head outside to see your mom >ask her for some breakfast >mom hands you a garlic bulb >she tells you to go walk your dogs >pickpocket your dogs >realize you're actually about to do honest work >tell your mom to go f--- herself >she caves your face in with a crystal ball >pickpocket your mom before dying 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon is a Nord | /r/Greentext

File: 10407212 1020499371951245(...).jpg (67 KB, 611x597) 10 LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID Anonymous 12/19/14(Fri)22:07:03 No.586374164 [Reply] ► H-------- H-------- H-------- > at a local grocery store a few minutes ago > a mother was having a tough time with a crying child > juggling groceries in a hand basket > Stroll over JUST as she dropped a box of cereal > baby is crying harder now > "is there something I can do to help, ma'am?" > "HELL yeah. can you take my baby for just a second?" >"uhh... yeah, sure." > put down my basket of steaks and vegetables (no joke) > take the baby > it's crying like the Brotherhood of Steel in NV > all of my wat > wait, now it's my time to shine >start singing in a deep, calm voice > the f------ Dragonborn theme of Skyrim >sing the whole damn song > the baby is asleep by the time I get done > mother is staring at me in awe > "what the hell did you just do > "it's an ancient Nord lullaby, passed down through my family since Eric the Red. Works every time" > "wait- what? > repeat > "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that before in my life." > "don't know many Nords, do you?" > hand sleeping baby back to mother > "have a good evening" > pick up my meat and veggies and walk away > f--- yeah
File: 10407212 1020499371951245(...).jpg (67 KB, 611x597) 10 LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID Anonymous 12/19/14(Fri)22:07:03 No.586374164 [Reply] ► H-------- H-------- H-------- > at a local grocery store a few minutes ago > a mother was having a tough time with a crying child > juggling groceries in a hand basket > Stroll over JUST as she dropped a box of cereal > baby is crying harder now > "is there something I can do to help, ma'am?" > "HELL yeah. can you take my baby for just a second?" >"uhh... yeah, sure." > put down my basket of steaks and vegetables (no joke) > take the baby > it's crying like the Brotherhood of Steel in NV > all of my wat > wait, now it's my time to shine >start singing in a deep, calm voice > the f------ Dragonborn theme of Skyrim >sing the whole damn song > the baby is asleep by the time I get done > mother is staring at me in awe > "what the hell did you just do > "it's an ancient Nord lullaby, passed down through my family since Eric the Red. Works every time" > "wait- what? > repeat > "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that before in my life." > "don't know many Nords, do you?" > hand sleeping baby back to mother > "have a good evening" > pick up my meat and veggies and walk away > f--- yeah

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Anon takes a sick day | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 19/12/2024, 05:49:35 No.15594620 68 KB JPEG >Be me > Have to leave work one day because of insane diarrhoea > walking across one of Londons longest bridges. Lots of people around > I KNOW explosive diarrhoea is coming RIGHT NOW > I'm half way across the bridge. No escape > F--- it, I'm not going to ruin this suit. I'm just gonna do this > pull down my trousers to do a wet, projectile s--- over the side of the bridge >mfw it's just a normal fart and I just pulled my trousers down and farted infront of maybe 100 people and then just pulled them back up and kept walking
Anonymous 19/12/2024, 05:49:35 No.15594620 68 KB JPEG >Be me > Have to leave work one day because of insane diarrhoea > walking across one of Londons longest bridges. Lots of people around > I KNOW explosive diarrhoea is coming RIGHT NOW > I'm half way across the bridge. No escape > F--- it, I'm not going to ruin this suit. I'm just gonna do this > pull down my trousers to do a wet, projectile s--- over the side of the bridge >mfw it's just a normal fart and I just pulled my trousers down and farted infront of maybe 100 people and then just pulled them back up and kept walking

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Average Louisiana Resident | /r/Greentext

File: 334 KB, 1500x1500, k_Photo_Series_2023-01-how-to-make-cajun- gumbo_2022-how-to-make-cajun-gumbo_925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gumbo Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:49:15 No.20893606 [Reply] [Original] Quoted by: >>20893647 >>20895045 >>20895207 >>20895421 >>20895547 >>20895744 >>20897838 >>20898007 How many y'all like gumbo? Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:50:41 No.20893607 *you all O Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:53:10 No.20893611 File: 127 KB, 220x178, jackie-chan-yaw.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] » Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:59:27 No.20893616 >> Quoted by: >>20893618 I got all these little burns on my wrist from the roux splashing on me while I was stirring it. Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 04:00:47 No.20893618 >>20893616 Why no pics yall? Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 04:39:25 No.20893647 Quoted by: >>20893666 >>20894040 >>OP I love gumbo, but not as much as performing oral on my thirteen year old sister.
File: 334 KB, 1500x1500, k_Photo_Series_2023-01-how-to-make-cajun- gumbo_2022-how-to-make-cajun-gumbo_925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gumbo Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:49:15 No.20893606 [Reply] [Original] Quoted by: >>20893647 >>20895045 >>20895207 >>20895421 >>20895547 >>20895744 >>20897838 >>20898007 How many y'all like gumbo? Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:50:41 No.20893607 *you all O Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:53:10 No.20893611 File: 127 KB, 220x178, jackie-chan-yaw.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] » Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:59:27 No.20893616 >> Quoted by: >>20893618 I got all these little burns on my wrist from the roux splashing on me while I was stirring it. Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 04:00:47 No.20893618 >>20893616 Why no pics yall? Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 04:39:25 No.20893647 Quoted by: >>20893666 >>20894040 >>OP I love gumbo, but not as much as performing oral on my thirteen year old sister.

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Anon gets scammed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 69 KB PNG >be me 12/18/24(Wed)20:42:47 No.928819336 >Get ai scam call of someone using ai to pretend to be my gf >Wire them money >Get evicteda< >Depression >Go to psychiatrist, tell them >Paranoid schizophrenia, prescribed abilify
Anonymous 69 KB PNG >be me 12/18/24(Wed)20:42:47 No.928819336 >Get ai scam call of someone using ai to pretend to be my gf >Wire them money >Get evicteda< >Depression >Go to psychiatrist, tell them >Paranoid schizophrenia, prescribed abilify

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Anon reveals the new tactic for protests against Trump | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: k4bmvd40 12/18/24(Wed)17:29:05 No.21766899 467 KB JPG DEMOCRAT, PROTEST AGAINST TRUMP: MARRY A FOREIGNER! >many Democrats are angry at the new Trump administration >one of the main agendas of the Trump administration is mass deportation and border protection Why don't we generate lulz by getting Democrats to marry foreigners en masse as a form of protest Anonymous (ID: penClwF8) >>21766899 (OP) # 12/18/24(Wed)17:32:05 No.21766912 show the new haircut, f-----
Anonymous (ID: k4bmvd40 12/18/24(Wed)17:29:05 No.21766899 467 KB JPG DEMOCRAT, PROTEST AGAINST TRUMP: MARRY A FOREIGNER! >many Democrats are angry at the new Trump administration >one of the main agendas of the Trump administration is mass deportation and border protection Why don't we generate lulz by getting Democrats to marry foreigners en masse as a form of protest Anonymous (ID: penClwF8) >>21766899 (OP) # 12/18/24(Wed)17:32:05 No.21766912 show the new haircut, f-----

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Anon takes a shit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45 KB JPG 06/01/21(Tue)14:58:04 No.855843594 Sorry for bad englang >be me >belly location having pressure >pain >on the defecation chair >large movement >pressure gone Mfw
Anonymous 45 KB JPG 06/01/21(Tue)14:58:04 No.855843594 Sorry for bad englang >be me >belly location having pressure >pain >on the defecation chair >large movement >pressure gone Mfw

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Aching beauty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)17:46:31 No.206848484 imgonline-com-ua-twotoone-GcljXW6a0lej.jpg 261 KB JPG >gets big role >immediately destroys her appearance What are some other cases of actors becoming self- destructive Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 17:49:02 No.206848525 What's the most accepted theory currently? I think she's on ozempic
: Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)17:46:31 No.206848484 imgonline-com-ua-twotoone-GcljXW6a0lej.jpg 261 KB JPG >gets big role >immediately destroys her appearance What are some other cases of actors becoming self- destructive Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 17:49:02 No.206848525 What's the most accepted theory currently? I think she's on ozempic

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Anon is depressed designer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 16:06:08 No.458362 GF-pfKaW8AAeMPp.png 35 KB PNG > Be me, Design student, shy, strange, dumb, 20 > Now, jaded, no longer an incel and a bit far right. Due to bad experiences in college > How do I navigate design world without letting my prejudice by my negative experiences in design influence my work or opportunities
Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 16:06:08 No.458362 GF-pfKaW8AAeMPp.png 35 KB PNG > Be me, Design student, shy, strange, dumb, 20 > Now, jaded, no longer an incel and a bit far right. Due to bad experiences in college > How do I navigate design world without letting my prejudice by my negative experiences in design influence my work or opportunities

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Anon plays videogames | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AND THANKS TO MY FRANKLY BRILLIANT ALLOCATION OF POINTS TO ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, I POSSESS A ROBUST AND INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF MONSTER GENITALS. 12/18/24(Wed)16:48:13 No.697687653 unknown-9.png >lose game >"gg ez" 6 KB PNG >send winner a friend request >start gaming together instead of against each other >become friends >eventually start hanging out outside of vidya too >become even better friends >hang out at his place, get to know his family >eventually have sweaty grunting gay sex with his dad.
Anonymous AND THANKS TO MY FRANKLY BRILLIANT ALLOCATION OF POINTS TO ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, I POSSESS A ROBUST AND INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF MONSTER GENITALS. 12/18/24(Wed)16:48:13 No.697687653 unknown-9.png >lose game >"gg ez" 6 KB PNG >send winner a friend request >start gaming together instead of against each other >become friends >eventually start hanging out outside of vidya too >become even better friends >hang out at his place, get to know his family >eventually have sweaty grunting gay sex with his dad.

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Give me the funny green line back. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Original HP 12/17/24(Tue)22:20:44 No.697648046 Remake 34 KB PNG Why do game developers hate cool Uls?
Anonymous Original HP 12/17/24(Tue)22:20:44 No.697648046 Remake 34 KB PNG Why do game developers hate cool Uls?

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Alien Vs the Free Market | /r/Greentext

File: 15977406 1805014946431975(...).jpg (45 KB, 480x535) If an alien wore a hat 2 So? Anonymous 01/11/17(Wed)11:02:02 No. 718539399 Also ylyl >>7185- Anonymous 01/11/17(Wed)11:14:53 No. 718540228 File: 15966183 352610801798649 (...).jpg (8 KB, 254x168) 3 How would he use it? how about...
File: 15977406 1805014946431975(...).jpg (45 KB, 480x535) If an alien wore a hat 2 So? Anonymous 01/11/17(Wed)11:02:02 No. 718539399 Also ylyl >>7185- Anonymous 01/11/17(Wed)11:14:53 No. 718540228 File: 15966183 352610801798649 (...).jpg (8 KB, 254x168) 3 How would he use it? how about...

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To Be Taught | /r/Greentext

000 No.50060599 13 hours ago >>50041236 My dad told me a story from his driving class in high school (mid 80s) and a classmates we shall call Dave >Dave driving down anonsville road >there is a cat about to make a dash across >oncoming traffic won't allow for a swerve >traffic behind so can't stop on a dime. >instructor sees the cat >dad in back seat sees cat >Dave sees cat and doesn't know what to do >"hit the cat" sighs the instructor >cat burns out gets past Dave >Oh good >Dave swerves into the otherlane trying to hit the cat >W-- >DAVE YOU RETARD W-- ARE YOU DOING >YOU SAID HIT THE CAT >No one got hurt >Miraculously no accidents >Traffic is jammed >Dad's pants are passed >From laughing >Dave fails >Cat is fine 1 reply
000 No.50060599 13 hours ago >>50041236 My dad told me a story from his driving class in high school (mid 80s) and a classmates we shall call Dave >Dave driving down anonsville road >there is a cat about to make a dash across >oncoming traffic won't allow for a swerve >traffic behind so can't stop on a dime. >instructor sees the cat >dad in back seat sees cat >Dave sees cat and doesn't know what to do >"hit the cat" sighs the instructor >cat burns out gets past Dave >Oh good >Dave swerves into the otherlane trying to hit the cat >W-- >DAVE YOU RETARD W-- ARE YOU DOING >YOU SAID HIT THE CAT >No one got hurt >Miraculously no accidents >Traffic is jammed >Dad's pants are passed >From laughing >Dave fails >Cat is fine 1 reply

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American Pisces | /r/Greentext

308 KB JPG old chad Ok /b/ros this is the story of the day my dad stopped loving me >it happened a while back >I was 13 >had recently started jacking off >had a friend who was a 14 year >he got a b------ from some thot at the winter dance >fuckingcoolguy.jpg >asked him what it was like >"it's the f------ best anon, nothing feels better than lips around your d---" >gotta get me some of that. >but am anon, am ugly, am not athletic >have never ran without holding down X >idea.wav >we have a koi pond in the backyard.. >so one night I act on my idea and sneak out and abduct one of the fish from the pond >look it in the eye because you have to respect your lady amirite? >shove d--- in fish mouth >f------ the life (literally)out of this koi's throat >dad just f------ barges in my room >sees me with my d--- in the fish's mouth >I stare at him in horror >the koi stares at him with hope >he just shakes his head says "god damn it" and leaves >he didn't say a word to me for 13 years.
308 KB JPG old chad Ok /b/ros this is the story of the day my dad stopped loving me >it happened a while back >I was 13 >had recently started jacking off >had a friend who was a 14 year >he got a b------ from some thot at the winter dance >fuckingcoolguy.jpg >asked him what it was like >"it's the f------ best anon, nothing feels better than lips around your d---" >gotta get me some of that. >but am anon, am ugly, am not athletic >have never ran without holding down X >idea.wav >we have a koi pond in the backyard.. >so one night I act on my idea and sneak out and abduct one of the fish from the pond >look it in the eye because you have to respect your lady amirite? >shove d--- in fish mouth >f------ the life (literally)out of this koi's throat >dad just f------ barges in my room >sees me with my d--- in the fish's mouth >I stare at him in horror >the koi stares at him with hope >he just shakes his head says "god damn it" and leaves >he didn't say a word to me for 13 years.

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