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Anon runs a pirated game | /r/Greentext
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![File: 10407212 1020499371951245(...).jpg (67 KB, 611x597) 10 LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID Anonymous 12/19/14(Fri)22:07:03 No.586374164 [Reply] ► H-------- H-------- H-------- > at a local grocery store a few minutes ago > a mother was having a tough time with a crying child > juggling groceries in a hand basket > Stroll over JUST as she dropped a box of cereal > baby is crying harder now > "is there something I can do to help, ma'am?" > "HELL yeah. can you take my baby for just a second?" >"uhh... yeah, sure." > put down my basket of steaks and vegetables (no joke) > take the baby > it's crying like the Brotherhood of Steel in NV > all of my wat > wait, now it's my time to shine >start singing in a deep, calm voice > the f------ Dragonborn theme of Skyrim >sing the whole damn song > the baby is asleep by the time I get done > mother is staring at me in awe > "what the hell did you just do > "it's an ancient Nord lullaby, passed down through my family since Eric the Red. Works every time" > "wait- what? > repeat > "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that before in my life." > "don't know many Nords, do you?" > hand sleeping baby back to mother > "have a good evening" > pick up my meat and veggies and walk away > f--- yeah](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/972/065/bc6.jpeg "Anon is a Nord | /r/Greentext")
![File: 334 KB, 1500x1500, k_Photo_Series_2023-01-how-to-make-cajun- gumbo_2022-how-to-make-cajun-gumbo_925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gumbo Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:49:15 No.20893606 [Reply] [Original] Quoted by: >>20893647 >>20895045 >>20895207 >>20895421 >>20895547 >>20895744 >>20897838 >>20898007 How many y'all like gumbo? Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:50:41 No.20893607 *you all O Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:53:10 No.20893611 File: 127 KB, 220x178, jackie-chan-yaw.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] » Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:59:27 No.20893616 >> Quoted by: >>20893618 I got all these little burns on my wrist from the roux splashing on me while I was stirring it. Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 04:00:47 No.20893618 >>20893616 Why no pics yall? Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 04:39:25 No.20893647 Quoted by: >>20893666 >>20894040 >>OP I love gumbo, but not as much as performing oral on my thirteen year old sister.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/971/978/1ac.jpeg "Average Louisiana Resident | /r/Greentext")
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![File: EeknuXaVoAAvz4L.jpg (254 KB, 871x1200) U Anonymous 11/11/21(Thu)19:33:43 No.866536004 [Reply] ► >husband buys us house >buys me whatever i want >does everything for me >will spend hours doing whatever i want to do just to see me smile >preg with his baby but at night i still think "does he really love me" why am i f------ like this.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/245/278/6d3.png "Anon has trust issues | /r/Greentext")
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