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>eyeing up my wife a little bit sus.jpg 90 ☐ mom found the dungeon Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)20:59:25 No.921002593 ► >be me, 32m, sexual deviant >new wife, new house, looking forward to our life together >throwing a house warming party >standing by the grill talking to my dad and my wife's parents >day drinking, flipping burgers, joking about "kids are next" I made it /b/, suburban dream is f----- sweet >mom walks up wearing an awful smirk "Anon, I just looked in your room with the 'Do Not Enter' sign." Silence.mp3 >my wife and I have a room in the basement for our BDSM play >wife used to work and at adult toy store (my parent's don't know this) >we have a massive collection of toys and tools >this is my biggest issue with my mom >the woman has absolutely no respect for boundaries >when I graduated from high school I moved a few hours away and never looked back >I can tell from the look in her eyes she thinks it's funny >she thinks I'm gonna make a joke like "are you dumb? can't you read?" >"Mom, this kind of behavior is the exact reason why I moved so far away. And it probably the reason why [brother and his family] moved even further away. When we were young you made sure to teach us that 'no means no' yet here we are. The rules don't apply to mom, do they? I set make rules and boundaries for MY comfort and safety, for MY WIFE'S safety and comfort, and (though you didn't know it until you pushed open the forbidden door) for YOUR comfort and safety... >She starts throwing a fit "Well, anon, you should keep the door locked!" >"Actually, there used to be a lock on that door, until [wife] accidentally locked me in there and I had to wait, hog-tied and hanging from the ceiling with a ball-gag, butt- plug, and a vibrating c----ring, for her to call her father so he could drive 90 minutes to our house and kick the door down." >pic related >kick my mom out of the party >tell her she is not welcome back in my home >dad texts me: mom is crying and I should apologize >text dad: "If your bitch is gonna piss on the carpet she can stay in the kennel"
>eyeing up my wife a little bit sus.jpg 90 ☐ mom found the dungeon Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)20:59:25 No.921002593 ► >be me, 32m, sexual deviant >new wife, new house, looking forward to our life together >throwing a house warming party >standing by the grill talking to my dad and my wife's parents >day drinking, flipping burgers, joking about "kids are next" I made it /b/, suburban dream is f----- sweet >mom walks up wearing an awful smirk "Anon, I just looked in your room with the 'Do Not Enter' sign." Silence.mp3 >my wife and I have a room in the basement for our BDSM play >wife used to work and at adult toy store (my parent's don't know this) >we have a massive collection of toys and tools >this is my biggest issue with my mom >the woman has absolutely no respect for boundaries >when I graduated from high school I moved a few hours away and never looked back >I can tell from the look in her eyes she thinks it's funny >she thinks I'm gonna make a joke like "are you dumb? can't you read?" >"Mom, this kind of behavior is the exact reason why I moved so far away. And it probably the reason why [brother and his family] moved even further away. When we were young you made sure to teach us that 'no means no' yet here we are. The rules don't apply to mom, do they? I set make rules and boundaries for MY comfort and safety, for MY WIFE'S safety and comfort, and (though you didn't know it until you pushed open the forbidden door) for YOUR comfort and safety... >She starts throwing a fit "Well, anon, you should keep the door locked!" >"Actually, there used to be a lock on that door, until [wife] accidentally locked me in there and I had to wait, hog-tied and hanging from the ceiling with a ball-gag, butt- plug, and a vibrating c----ring, for her to call her father so he could drive 90 minutes to our house and kick the door down." >pic related >kick my mom out of the party >tell her she is not welcome back in my home >dad texts me: mom is crying and I should apologize >text dad: "If your bitch is gonna piss on the carpet she can stay in the kennel"

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Holiday Road | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: еTK88ZDN) A 07/08/24(Mon)11:14:15 No.473454684 The Guardian 'My escape is going north': heatwaves begin to drive tourists in Europe to cool climes GThe Guardian 5d 760 KB PNG >Be europoor >Cant bear the heat >Must be climate change >Dont buy air conditioner because thats bad for le planet >Buy flight ticket to northern Europe instead Do they really?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: еTK88ZDN) A 07/08/24(Mon)11:14:15 No.473454684 The Guardian 'My escape is going north': heatwaves begin to drive tourists in Europe to cool climes GThe Guardian 5d 760 KB PNG >Be europoor >Cant bear the heat >Must be climate change >Dont buy air conditioner because thats bad for le planet >Buy flight ticket to northern Europe instead Do they really?

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Felt that, man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 121 KB PNG 7:53:09 No.8150566 Hey/b/I need to tell you guys a story >Be me >Be working at suicide hotline >Have access to donation logs >Go through them from time to time between calls >Notice a man has made a donation of $17.50 every month, same day, for a couple years >Check to see if there's a note with the donations >They all read something like as follows "To Jason, from dad. I miss you every day" >I asked about it, turns out his son killed himself when he was really young >That money is his son's allowance Don't think that people won't miss you, or people will forget you, you are loved anon even if you don't feel it right now.
: Anonymous 121 KB PNG 7:53:09 No.8150566 Hey/b/I need to tell you guys a story >Be me >Be working at suicide hotline >Have access to donation logs >Go through them from time to time between calls >Notice a man has made a donation of $17.50 every month, same day, for a couple years >Check to see if there's a note with the donations >They all read something like as follows "To Jason, from dad. I miss you every day" >I asked about it, turns out his son killed himself when he was really young >That money is his son's allowance Don't think that people won't miss you, or people will forget you, you are loved anon even if you don't feel it right now.

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anons mom is a stuck up bitch | /r/Greentext

Adolf Hitler Mein Kek Being married to a foid is an actual nightmare Imao Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2024 03:13:17 No.77933556 View Report My mom has gotten into the house flipping business. And she has made a lot of stupid mistakes and drive a lot of contractors away by being a stupid bitch, leaving my dad (and sometimes me, if i need extra money) to do the work instead. He works alot, and every hour that isn't spent at work he spends doing s--- for my mom's houses. She yells at him constantly for doing this work too loud, taking too long, doing it apparently wrong (when he didnt), etc. Today, he's been working since the morning putting putty on doors and windows. My mom yelled at him about the putty smelling bad and was like "what are you trying to kill yourself doing that without a window open? You can kill yourself, but i want to live!" and demanded he stopped. hes been sitting out there for about an hour hearing her complain about how bad it smells (i smell next to nothing) all the windows open, all the fans on. through my headphones while it is pouring. I just walked out of my room to get some water, and after hes already been being yelled at by her for an hour, I hear >"I THINK I MIGHT BE GETTING A HEADACHE." I just lost my s--- laughing right there. For some reason that was simply the straw that broke the camels back. I collapsed on the floor dying laughing. My mom accused me of being on drugs, I told her shes a stupid bitch and went back to my room. Is there anything more cucked than being married to a woman in 2024? f------ kek
Adolf Hitler Mein Kek Being married to a foid is an actual nightmare Imao Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2024 03:13:17 No.77933556 View Report My mom has gotten into the house flipping business. And she has made a lot of stupid mistakes and drive a lot of contractors away by being a stupid bitch, leaving my dad (and sometimes me, if i need extra money) to do the work instead. He works alot, and every hour that isn't spent at work he spends doing s--- for my mom's houses. She yells at him constantly for doing this work too loud, taking too long, doing it apparently wrong (when he didnt), etc. Today, he's been working since the morning putting putty on doors and windows. My mom yelled at him about the putty smelling bad and was like "what are you trying to kill yourself doing that without a window open? You can kill yourself, but i want to live!" and demanded he stopped. hes been sitting out there for about an hour hearing her complain about how bad it smells (i smell next to nothing) all the windows open, all the fans on. through my headphones while it is pouring. I just walked out of my room to get some water, and after hes already been being yelled at by her for an hour, I hear >"I THINK I MIGHT BE GETTING A HEADACHE." I just lost my s--- laughing right there. For some reason that was simply the straw that broke the camels back. I collapsed on the floor dying laughing. My mom accused me of being on drugs, I told her shes a stupid bitch and went back to my room. Is there anything more cucked than being married to a woman in 2024? f------ kek

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anon hacks his underage sisters OF account | /r/Greentext

OnlЯtans Underage Girls 229KiB, 1059x607, 1718349271717553.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO I discovered my underage sister has an OnlyFans Anonymous Sat 15 Jun 2024 04:25:09 No.77836615 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>77836680 >>77836704 >>77836737 >>77836739 >>77836751 >>77836755 >>77836874 >>77836944 >>77836956 >>77837000 >>77837290 >>77838665 >>7 >>77839094 >>77839322 >>77839427 >Be me >Enter my sister room >See her taking pictures with a new phone >I ask her how she got the money, she doesn't answer >I start monitoring network traffic from her computer and discover connections to onlyfans.com and fansly.com from her devices (laptop and phone) >I tell my parents, and they scold her, and allow me to investigate because they're tech illiterate >There's nothing in the browser history, but she forgot to delete the saved passwords >I log into her account and discover she's been producing adult content for 4 months now. >It says in her dashboard that she made 930 euros >My parents then ask me to delete her account, including her gmail >My mom then takes the phone to her because it was bought with dishonest money >Sister starts cursing and then my dad interfere and spank her with a belt >She's been banned to using a computer until she's 18 (so in 2027)
OnlЯtans Underage Girls 229KiB, 1059x607, 1718349271717553.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO I discovered my underage sister has an OnlyFans Anonymous Sat 15 Jun 2024 04:25:09 No.77836615 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>77836680 >>77836704 >>77836737 >>77836739 >>77836751 >>77836755 >>77836874 >>77836944 >>77836956 >>77837000 >>77837290 >>77838665 >>7 >>77839094 >>77839322 >>77839427 >Be me >Enter my sister room >See her taking pictures with a new phone >I ask her how she got the money, she doesn't answer >I start monitoring network traffic from her computer and discover connections to onlyfans.com and fansly.com from her devices (laptop and phone) >I tell my parents, and they scold her, and allow me to investigate because they're tech illiterate >There's nothing in the browser history, but she forgot to delete the saved passwords >I log into her account and discover she's been producing adult content for 4 months now. >It says in her dashboard that she made 930 euros >My parents then ask me to delete her account, including her gmail >My mom then takes the phone to her because it was bought with dishonest money >Sister starts cursing and then my dad interfere and spank her with a belt >She's been banned to using a computer until she's 18 (so in 2027)

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Anon plays spin the bottle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)08:02:36 No.921024208 sad-apu-with-eyes-closed-v0-n68pruyl99eb1.png 365 KB PNG >When I was 14 I played spin the bottle at a party >When I sat down, all the girls said "If it lands on you, we only have to hug you" >The girl I had a crush on spun the bottle and it landed on me >She looked up and said "I don't want to play anymore" >All the other girls stopped playing too and the guys got mad at me for ruining the game >I ended up crying in the bathroom and called my mom to pick me up >When she arrived I tried to sneak out but on my way out I saw them playing spin the bottle again. Sooo which events completely destroyed your self esteem anons?
: Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)08:02:36 No.921024208 sad-apu-with-eyes-closed-v0-n68pruyl99eb1.png 365 KB PNG >When I was 14 I played spin the bottle at a party >When I sat down, all the girls said "If it lands on you, we only have to hug you" >The girl I had a crush on spun the bottle and it landed on me >She looked up and said "I don't want to play anymore" >All the other girls stopped playing too and the guys got mad at me for ruining the game >I ended up crying in the bathroom and called my mom to pick me up >When she arrived I tried to sneak out but on my way out I saw them playing spin the bottle again. Sooo which events completely destroyed your self esteem anons?

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Anon went to a July 4th Party | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)14:10:47 No.31563915 >work at s----- insurance company >mostly ignored and sit in corner cubicle >coworkers are mostly low-grade foids with ugly personalities and fkjallraven backpacks 227 KB JPG >accidentally tell boss i have no plans for 4th july >forced to go to his work 4th july bbq party >dont want to be there and no one talks to me >try to leave early but told to wait for the fireworks >normie coworkers start telling jokes and laughing >boss says "hey anon, everyone has to tell us a joke, give us one" >"err ok..... >"did you hear about the McDonalds manager who was caught f------ four black guys in the restaurant restroom?" >"she lost her job but is now in a position with Five Guys" >tumbleweed.gif >crickets.mp3 >want to crawl into a ball and die >immediately leave >dont see the fireworks >today informed that HR wants to speak to me next week Honestly f--- these guys. I didnt even want to go to their s----- party and the joke wasnt racist because the race of the four guys doesnt matter to the punchline.
Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)14:10:47 No.31563915 >work at s----- insurance company >mostly ignored and sit in corner cubicle >coworkers are mostly low-grade foids with ugly personalities and fkjallraven backpacks 227 KB JPG >accidentally tell boss i have no plans for 4th july >forced to go to his work 4th july bbq party >dont want to be there and no one talks to me >try to leave early but told to wait for the fireworks >normie coworkers start telling jokes and laughing >boss says "hey anon, everyone has to tell us a joke, give us one" >"err ok..... >"did you hear about the McDonalds manager who was caught f------ four black guys in the restaurant restroom?" >"she lost her job but is now in a position with Five Guys" >tumbleweed.gif >crickets.mp3 >want to crawl into a ball and die >immediately leave >dont see the fireworks >today informed that HR wants to speak to me next week Honestly f--- these guys. I didnt even want to go to their s----- party and the joke wasnt racist because the race of the four guys doesnt matter to the punchline.

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Boomers vs Alphas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: a0J4u0tP Boomers 807 KB PNG 06/19/24(Wed)19:23:46 No.471603477 >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 10/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained on company dime >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps
Anonymous (ID: a0J4u0tP Boomers 807 KB PNG 06/19/24(Wed)19:23:46 No.471603477 >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 10/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained on company dime >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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When you understand the market | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: nNepv9Zd 07/06/24(Sat) 10:51:34 No.473235277 74290172007-0-u-9-a-2440.jpg 27 KB JPG >Say "Hawk Tuah" on a 5 second video and become an instant millionaire >Work your entire life away for 40+ hours a week only to die in poverty Repeat after me pol, "the market is the most efficient and effective system for getting resources where they need to go!" Kek, it might be comical if it wasn't so sad.
Anonymous (ID: nNepv9Zd 07/06/24(Sat) 10:51:34 No.473235277 74290172007-0-u-9-a-2440.jpg 27 KB JPG >Say "Hawk Tuah" on a 5 second video and become an instant millionaire >Work your entire life away for 40+ hours a week only to die in poverty Repeat after me pol, "the market is the most efficient and effective system for getting resources where they need to go!" Kek, it might be comical if it wasn't so sad.

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Virginanon gets caught | /r/Greentext

File: 1604159187999.jpg (157 KB, 1082x1080) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:23:40 No.152889586 >>152889624 >>152889636 >>152889647 >>152889676 >>152889691 >>152894123 >>152895804 >>152896397 >>152896476 >>152898436 >>152898769 >>152899118 >>152900578 >>152900904 >>152902328 >>152902498 >>152903894 >>152903995 >>152904687 >>152904702 >>152905056 >>152905092 >>152905540 >>152906208 >>152906273 >>152907150 How the f--- can she tell? >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:24:48 No. 152889614 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:14 No. 152889623 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:19 No. 152889624 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:54 No. 152889636 >> ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:26:21 No.152889647 You're a boy who's never been with a girl gamealthronesquale.com >>152889733 >>152889764 >>152889865 >>152895946 >>152902328 >>152903707 >>152903786 >>152903992 >>152904188 >>152904279 >>152904358 >>152904374 >>152904389 >>152904437 >>152904663 >>152904746 >>152904838 >>152904851 >>152904876 >>152904899 >>152904908 >>152904967 >>152905011 >>152905038 >>152905040 >>152905054 >>152905103 >>152905192 >>152905194 >>152905345 >>152905384 >>152905474 >>152905560 >>152905735 >>152905791 >>152905906 >>152905919 >>152905945 >>152906177 >>152906266 >>152906449 >>152906536 >>152906707 >>152906735 >>152906811 >>152906850 >>152906913 >>152906956 >>152906968 >>152907031 >>152907106 >>152907116 >>152907305 >>152907316 >>152907345 >>152907355 >>152907359 >>152907368 >>152907993 >>152908306 >>152908387 >>152908410 >>152908686 >>152908737 >>152908845 >>152908896 >>152889586 (OP). they can smell it. it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. to not look like a virg flirt with them even if they are ugly f------. flirting with women is so normalized that they will be glad that you are doing it Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:35:31 No.152889865 >>152892351 >>152889647 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)10:00:02 No.152892351 >>152904390 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Anon you ruined my day >>152889865 Same. They know about that? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:12:28 No.152903707 File: CB951484-5CE7-4E7F-BB90-9(...).gif (1.78 MB, 400x279) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:21:28 No. 152903992 File: 1614572081650.png (58 KB, 400x380) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins >>152889647 We got to cocky incel bros ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)11:46:51 No.152895946 File: grimace.png (156 KB, 620x609) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do do ☐ Anonymous 06/27/2 >>152889647 what the f--- >>152889647 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:43:15 No.152904746 File: 3D616AFF-E04D-43D8-97D3-D(...).jpg (29 KB, 320x320) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:50:25 No. 15290501 File: 1465854147119.jpg (9 KB, 191x255) >>152889647 Did you really have to post this? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:12 No. 152905040 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:36 No.152905054 File: pepe 46.png (282 KB, 770x1000) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Delete this now File: 1581709268419.jpg (261 KB, 1200x1200) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:53:01 No.152905103 >>152905301 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:55:16 No.152905194 >>152889647 can someone debunk this? please? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:58:12 No. 152905301 >>152905103 You can't because it's true. Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:59:15 No. 152905345 ile: 17g443.jpg (177 KB, 1280x960) >>152889647 File: insideyoutherearetwoincels.jpg (18 KB, 346x346) >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. w-- bros they weren't supposed to know, I do this specifically so they don't know what the f--- ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:09:28 No.152907993 >>152889647 IS OVER MEN WOMEN HAVE THE HIGH GROUND >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" >tfw you simultaneously do both Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:09:24 No.152 >>152889647 i want this man found dead in a jail cell Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:41:54 No. 152906956 File: 1451066965343.jpg (33 KB, 602x709) >>152889647 >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do >>152905735 it's not a man who wrote that >>152905783 F--- you, yes it is >>152889647 F--- you BANTER STOPS] How did you know? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:50:46 No. 152907305 1535080228349.jpg (32 KB, 541x677) >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Could you stop f------ spying on me please? Sun)17:20:45 No.15290841 ■-14_at(...).jpg (67 KB, 979x >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" >>152889647 tv bros... Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:37:55 No.152906811 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:20:22 No.152908387 File: 1623278133457.png (494 KB, 816x894) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do you will not get away with this ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:32:18 No. 152908845 File: 1546293747366.png (838 KB, 836x543) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:33:48 No.152908896 : 1619460281093.jpg (55 KB, 900x1042) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do I thought I was being cool... >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do nonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:18:12 No. 15290830 484457582557.png (108 KB, 194x192) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do so you're telling me... I wasn't fooling anyone for the past... 16 or so years... >>152889647 apologize (BANTER STOPS)
File: 1604159187999.jpg (157 KB, 1082x1080) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:23:40 No.152889586 >>152889624 >>152889636 >>152889647 >>152889676 >>152889691 >>152894123 >>152895804 >>152896397 >>152896476 >>152898436 >>152898769 >>152899118 >>152900578 >>152900904 >>152902328 >>152902498 >>152903894 >>152903995 >>152904687 >>152904702 >>152905056 >>152905092 >>152905540 >>152906208 >>152906273 >>152907150 How the f--- can she tell? >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:24:48 No. 152889614 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:14 No. 152889623 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:19 No. 152889624 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:54 No. 152889636 >> ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:26:21 No.152889647 You're a boy who's never been with a girl gamealthronesquale.com >>152889733 >>152889764 >>152889865 >>152895946 >>152902328 >>152903707 >>152903786 >>152903992 >>152904188 >>152904279 >>152904358 >>152904374 >>152904389 >>152904437 >>152904663 >>152904746 >>152904838 >>152904851 >>152904876 >>152904899 >>152904908 >>152904967 >>152905011 >>152905038 >>152905040 >>152905054 >>152905103 >>152905192 >>152905194 >>152905345 >>152905384 >>152905474 >>152905560 >>152905735 >>152905791 >>152905906 >>152905919 >>152905945 >>152906177 >>152906266 >>152906449 >>152906536 >>152906707 >>152906735 >>152906811 >>152906850 >>152906913 >>152906956 >>152906968 >>152907031 >>152907106 >>152907116 >>152907305 >>152907316 >>152907345 >>152907355 >>152907359 >>152907368 >>152907993 >>152908306 >>152908387 >>152908410 >>152908686 >>152908737 >>152908845 >>152908896 >>152889586 (OP). they can smell it. it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. to not look like a virg flirt with them even if they are ugly f------. flirting with women is so normalized that they will be glad that you are doing it Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:35:31 No.152889865 >>152892351 >>152889647 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)10:00:02 No.152892351 >>152904390 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Anon you ruined my day >>152889865 Same. They know about that? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:12:28 No.152903707 File: CB951484-5CE7-4E7F-BB90-9(...).gif (1.78 MB, 400x279) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:21:28 No. 152903992 File: 1614572081650.png (58 KB, 400x380) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins >>152889647 We got to cocky incel bros ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)11:46:51 No.152895946 File: grimace.png (156 KB, 620x609) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do do ☐ Anonymous 06/27/2 >>152889647 what the f--- >>152889647 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:43:15 No.152904746 File: 3D616AFF-E04D-43D8-97D3-D(...).jpg (29 KB, 320x320) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:50:25 No. 15290501 File: 1465854147119.jpg (9 KB, 191x255) >>152889647 Did you really have to post this? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:12 No. 152905040 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:36 No.152905054 File: pepe 46.png (282 KB, 770x1000) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Delete this now File: 1581709268419.jpg (261 KB, 1200x1200) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:53:01 No.152905103 >>152905301 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:55:16 No.152905194 >>152889647 can someone debunk this? please? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:58:12 No. 152905301 >>152905103 You can't because it's true. Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:59:15 No. 152905345 ile: 17g443.jpg (177 KB, 1280x960) >>152889647 File: insideyoutherearetwoincels.jpg (18 KB, 346x346) >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. w-- bros they weren't supposed to know, I do this specifically so they don't know what the f--- ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:09:28 No.152907993 >>152889647 IS OVER MEN WOMEN HAVE THE HIGH GROUND >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" >tfw you simultaneously do both Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:09:24 No.152 >>152889647 i want this man found dead in a jail cell Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:41:54 No. 152906956 File: 1451066965343.jpg (33 KB, 602x709) >>152889647 >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do >>152905735 it's not a man who wrote that >>152905783 F--- you, yes it is >>152889647 F--- you BANTER STOPS] How did you know? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:50:46 No. 152907305 1535080228349.jpg (32 KB, 541x677) >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Could you stop f------ spying on me please? Sun)17:20:45 No.15290841 ■-14_at(...).jpg (67 KB, 979x >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" >>152889647 tv bros... Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:37:55 No.152906811 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:20:22 No.152908387 File: 1623278133457.png (494 KB, 816x894) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do you will not get away with this ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:32:18 No. 152908845 File: 1546293747366.png (838 KB, 836x543) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:33:48 No.152908896 : 1619460281093.jpg (55 KB, 900x1042) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do I thought I was being cool... >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do nonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:18:12 No. 15290830 484457582557.png (108 KB, 194x192) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do so you're telling me... I wasn't fooling anyone for the past... 16 or so years... >>152889647 apologize (BANTER STOPS)

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Anonymous what now 07/05/24(Fri)08:09:16 No.78050770 >be me a few years ago ratdog.jpg 40 KB JPG >no friends, super lonely to the point my chest ached >start college and decide f--- it I'll be super social >be me now >got a solid friend group, regularly going out >still super lonely, chest still aches on occasion ok. what now? should I just rope or what
Anonymous what now 07/05/24(Fri)08:09:16 No.78050770 >be me a few years ago ratdog.jpg 40 KB JPG >no friends, super lonely to the point my chest ached >start college and decide f--- it I'll be super social >be me now >got a solid friend group, regularly going out >still super lonely, chest still aches on occasion ok. what now? should I just rope or what

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Who would you choose? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: uA4Rcd27) 07/03/24(Wed) 06:11:26 No.472913646 1604267852009.jpg 105 KB JPG >was bored >Look out for opinions about Rose from Titanic >Apparently zoomettes found Rose stupid and they would choose the rich guy Are zoomettes smarter? Or did just live between so much poor men and see how s--- the modern world is made them realize the boomer women RICH LIFE IS BORING stories were retarded?
Anonymous (ID: uA4Rcd27) 07/03/24(Wed) 06:11:26 No.472913646 1604267852009.jpg 105 KB JPG >was bored >Look out for opinions about Rose from Titanic >Apparently zoomettes found Rose stupid and they would choose the rich guy Are zoomettes smarter? Or did just live between so much poor men and see how s--- the modern world is made them realize the boomer women RICH LIFE IS BORING stories were retarded?

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Anon sees a squirrel | /r/Greentext

>see cute squirrel >squirrels are related to mice >mice inspired pikachu >pikachu is electric >so are lightbulbs >lightbulbs are ideas >ideas can be crazy >my therapist deals with crazy >my therapist recently hired a maid >she doesn't need her hands if her maid cleans for her >i should cut my hands off to communicate this to her actual thought process i just had, b. am i batshit?
>see cute squirrel >squirrels are related to mice >mice inspired pikachu >pikachu is electric >so are lightbulbs >lightbulbs are ideas >ideas can be crazy >my therapist deals with crazy >my therapist recently hired a maid >she doesn't need her hands if her maid cleans for her >i should cut my hands off to communicate this to her actual thought process i just had, b. am i batshit?

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The tale of anon creed | /r/Greentext

276 KB PNG > later that day >be me > been playing a lot of assassins creed > really fascinated by the parkour > I want to do parkour s--- too > watching yt tutorials on how to land properly and other basic s--- > the moon shines down onto my neighborhood > its time > I dress up > all blacked out clothes > I bicycle to the local town center and park my bicycle next to some bushes > I scout some buildings where i can test my skills > ah the local library > I go around the building and finds a ladder > when Im on top Im scouting other buildings and obstacles > start jumping from building to building > somehow I end up on a s----- roof > its the kind where the floor is squishy and gives after > when Im about to jump to the next roof the roof collapses > I fall straight down into a s----- looking Indian restaurant > cuts my whole left leg up > pain.exe > get up and trying to relocate myself > i see the cash register > why not > open it > finds approximately 170 dollars in cash > take it > suddenly a cop car parks outside with their flashing lights > time to bolt > I get a chair and climbs up the hole I fell trough > bolts back to my bike and cycles home > bandages my self up > next day I head to GameStop with the cash I got > buy the new call of duty
276 KB PNG > later that day >be me > been playing a lot of assassins creed > really fascinated by the parkour > I want to do parkour s--- too > watching yt tutorials on how to land properly and other basic s--- > the moon shines down onto my neighborhood > its time > I dress up > all blacked out clothes > I bicycle to the local town center and park my bicycle next to some bushes > I scout some buildings where i can test my skills > ah the local library > I go around the building and finds a ladder > when Im on top Im scouting other buildings and obstacles > start jumping from building to building > somehow I end up on a s----- roof > its the kind where the floor is squishy and gives after > when Im about to jump to the next roof the roof collapses > I fall straight down into a s----- looking Indian restaurant > cuts my whole left leg up > pain.exe > get up and trying to relocate myself > i see the cash register > why not > open it > finds approximately 170 dollars in cash > take it > suddenly a cop car parks outside with their flashing lights > time to bolt > I get a chair and climbs up the hole I fell trough > bolts back to my bike and cycles home > bandages my self up > next day I head to GameStop with the cash I got > buy the new call of duty

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anon likes tacos | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: KE9teRBU 07/08/24(Mon)02:29:54 EUROPE 15 THE CANCER ISLAM 15 THE ANSWER No.473424228 >>473424383 >be american >have an illegal immigration problem >most ppl dont care that much cuz taco benders are pretty chill >and they make tacos which are delicious >be Europoor >have an illegal immigration problem >most of them are psycho Allah Akbars that think women should be treated as slaves >will literally behead you if you make fun of their religion >think faggotry should be punishable by stoning Man I do not envy you euroshits. We rly lucked out getting neighbors who are (semi)civilized
Anonymous (ID: KE9teRBU 07/08/24(Mon)02:29:54 EUROPE 15 THE CANCER ISLAM 15 THE ANSWER No.473424228 >>473424383 >be american >have an illegal immigration problem >most ppl dont care that much cuz taco benders are pretty chill >and they make tacos which are delicious >be Europoor >have an illegal immigration problem >most of them are psycho Allah Akbars that think women should be treated as slaves >will literally behead you if you make fun of their religion >think faggotry should be punishable by stoning Man I do not envy you euroshits. We rly lucked out getting neighbors who are (semi)civilized

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Anon is feeling loved for the first time | /r/Greentext

72 KB JPG >took a t----- out for a hookup to have a fun greentext for /b/ >meet up, had to stop for gas rq >end up bullshitting around inside of a corner store burger king >turns out we've both been missing some xmas shopping >bum around various plazas and department stores >check out a christmas festival at night >the festive lights are highlighting her smile in a way that makes me think I'd never seen real happiness in a person before this moment >take her home >didn't even f--- >get a text making sure that I made it home okay >nobody's ever f------ done that for me before You f------ turned me in to a f-----
72 KB JPG >took a t----- out for a hookup to have a fun greentext for /b/ >meet up, had to stop for gas rq >end up bullshitting around inside of a corner store burger king >turns out we've both been missing some xmas shopping >bum around various plazas and department stores >check out a christmas festival at night >the festive lights are highlighting her smile in a way that makes me think I'd never seen real happiness in a person before this moment >take her home >didn't even f--- >get a text making sure that I made it home okay >nobody's ever f------ done that for me before You f------ turned me in to a f-----

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anon has a loving grandpa | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/07/2024, 11:07:53 No.70655631 > be me > depressed 119 KB JPEG > grandpa notices > one day takes me fishing > don't really want to go, but agree > sit in silence in boat >suddenly, get big tug on the line > catch huge ass fish > grandpa is proud, we high five > gives me his old fishing hat > "i'm always here for you kiddo" >mfw > grandpa knew exactly what i needed > thanks grandpa pic rel
Anonymous 08/07/2024, 11:07:53 No.70655631 > be me > depressed 119 KB JPEG > grandpa notices > one day takes me fishing > don't really want to go, but agree > sit in silence in boat >suddenly, get big tug on the line > catch huge ass fish > grandpa is proud, we high five > gives me his old fishing hat > "i'm always here for you kiddo" >mfw > grandpa knew exactly what i needed > thanks grandpa pic rel

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Anon has a thought process | /r/Greentext

File: grey-faced-old-dog-comfor(...).jpg (86 KB, 1200x630) Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)15:19:48 No.31578401 >>31579078 >>31580228 >see cute squirrel >squirrels are related to mice >mice inspired pikachu >pikachu is electric >so are lightbulbs >lightbulbs are ideas >ideas can be crazy >> >> >my therapist deals with crazy >my therapist recently hired a maid >she doesn't need her hands if her maid cleans for her >i should cut my hands off to communicate this to her actual thought process i just had, b. am i batshit? Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)15:26:57 No.31578444 yes this is textbook schizophrenic thinking. see a psychiatrist too before it's too late. and it will be too late at some point Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)17:18:08 No.31579078 >>31578401 (OP). I wonder how ideas were symbolised before the lightbulb was invented.
File: grey-faced-old-dog-comfor(...).jpg (86 KB, 1200x630) Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)15:19:48 No.31578401 >>31579078 >>31580228 >see cute squirrel >squirrels are related to mice >mice inspired pikachu >pikachu is electric >so are lightbulbs >lightbulbs are ideas >ideas can be crazy >> >> >my therapist deals with crazy >my therapist recently hired a maid >she doesn't need her hands if her maid cleans for her >i should cut my hands off to communicate this to her actual thought process i just had, b. am i batshit? Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)15:26:57 No.31578444 yes this is textbook schizophrenic thinking. see a psychiatrist too before it's too late. and it will be too late at some point Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)17:18:08 No.31579078 >>31578401 (OP). I wonder how ideas were symbolised before the lightbulb was invented.

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Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 19:45:35 No.200657920 images - 2024-06-29T124222.448.jpg 22 KB JPG >random woman is nice to him for 5 seconds >imagines an entire relationship with her You don't do this, right /tv/?
Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 19:45:35 No.200657920 images - 2024-06-29T124222.448.jpg 22 KB JPG >random woman is nice to him for 5 seconds >imagines an entire relationship with her You don't do this, right /tv/?

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strike and sniff | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat)22:01:32 No.74652491 File: 1365101219635.jpg (51 KB, 960x783) >ottermode >work at a dojo >kids can be cut throat with what they say >especially the autistic ones >be in no gi >one says I've got big muscles >lolno >anyway >spar with another one >they keep sniffing their fist after landing punches on me >uwotmate.jpg >mfw smell mires
Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat)22:01:32 No.74652491 File: 1365101219635.jpg (51 KB, 960x783) >ottermode >work at a dojo >kids can be cut throat with what they say >especially the autistic ones >be in no gi >one says I've got big muscles >lolno >anyway >spar with another one >they keep sniffing their fist after landing punches on me >uwotmate.jpg >mfw smell mires

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