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File: 1604159187999.jpg (157 KB, 1082x1080) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:23:40 No.152889586 >>152889624 >>152889636 >>152889647 >>152889676 >>152889691 >>152894123 >>152895804 >>152896397 >>152896476 >>152898436 >>152898769 >>152899118 >>152900578 >>152900904 >>152902328 >>152902498 >>152903894 >>152903995 >>152904687 >>152904702 >>152905056 >>152905092 >>152905540 >>152906208 >>152906273 >>152907150 How the f--- can she tell? >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:24:48 No. 152889614 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:14 No. 152889623 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:19 No. 152889624 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:54 No. 152889636 >> ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:26:21 No.152889647 You're a boy who's never been with a girl gamealthronesquale.com >>152889733 >>152889764 >>152889865 >>152895946 >>152902328 >>152903707 >>152903786 >>152903992 >>152904188 >>152904279 >>152904358 >>152904374 >>152904389 >>152904437 >>152904663 >>152904746 >>152904838 >>152904851 >>152904876 >>152904899 >>152904908 >>152904967 >>152905011 >>152905038 >>152905040 >>152905054 >>152905103 >>152905192 >>152905194 >>152905345 >>152905384 >>152905474 >>152905560 >>152905735 >>152905791 >>152905906 >>152905919 >>152905945 >>152906177 >>152906266 >>152906449 >>152906536 >>152906707 >>152906735 >>152906811 >>152906850 >>152906913 >>152906956 >>152906968 >>152907031 >>152907106 >>152907116 >>152907305 >>152907316 >>152907345 >>152907355 >>152907359 >>152907368 >>152907993 >>152908306 >>152908387 >>152908410 >>152908686 >>152908737 >>152908845 >>152908896 >>152889586 (OP). they can smell it. it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. to not look like a virg flirt with them even if they are ugly f------. flirting with women is so normalized that they will be glad that you are doing it Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:35:31 No.152889865 >>152892351 >>152889647 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)10:00:02 No.152892351 >>152904390 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Anon you ruined my day >>152889865 Same. They know about that? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:12:28 No.152903707 File: CB951484-5CE7-4E7F-BB90-9(...).gif (1.78 MB, 400x279) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:21:28 No. 152903992 File: 1614572081650.png (58 KB, 400x380) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins >>152889647 We got to cocky incel bros ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)11:46:51 No.152895946 File: grimace.png (156 KB, 620x609) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do do ☐ Anonymous 06/27/2 >>152889647 what the f--- >>152889647 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:43:15 No.152904746 File: 3D616AFF-E04D-43D8-97D3-D(...).jpg (29 KB, 320x320) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:50:25 No. 15290501 File: 1465854147119.jpg (9 KB, 191x255) >>152889647 Did you really have to post this? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:12 No. 152905040 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:36 No.152905054 File: pepe 46.png (282 KB, 770x1000) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Delete this now File: 1581709268419.jpg (261 KB, 1200x1200) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:53:01 No.152905103 >>152905301 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:55:16 No.152905194 >>152889647 can someone debunk this? please? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:58:12 No. 152905301 >>152905103 You can't because it's true. Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:59:15 No. 152905345 ile: 17g443.jpg (177 KB, 1280x960) >>152889647 File: insideyoutherearetwoincels.jpg (18 KB, 346x346) >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. w-- bros they weren't supposed to know, I do this specifically so they don't know what the f--- ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:09:28 No.152907993 >>152889647 IS OVER MEN WOMEN HAVE THE HIGH GROUND >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" >tfw you simultaneously do both Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:09:24 No.152 >>152889647 i want this man found dead in a jail cell Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:41:54 No. 152906956 File: 1451066965343.jpg (33 KB, 602x709) >>152889647 >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do >>152905735 it's not a man who wrote that >>152905783 F--- you, yes it is >>152889647 F--- you BANTER STOPS] How did you know? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:50:46 No. 152907305 1535080228349.jpg (32 KB, 541x677) >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Could you stop f------ spying on me please? Sun)17:20:45 No.15290841 ■-14_at(...).jpg (67 KB, 979x >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" >>152889647 tv bros... Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:37:55 No.152906811 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:20:22 No.152908387 File: 1623278133457.png (494 KB, 816x894) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do you will not get away with this ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:32:18 No. 152908845 File: 1546293747366.png (838 KB, 836x543) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:33:48 No.152908896 : 1619460281093.jpg (55 KB, 900x1042) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do I thought I was being cool... >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do nonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:18:12 No. 15290830 484457582557.png (108 KB, 194x192) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do so you're telling me... I wasn't fooling anyone for the past... 16 or so years... >>152889647 apologize (BANTER STOPS)

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Ar. Snow White is now a...hot latina? Snow White is now a...hot lati(...) >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Kill yourself >hot Imao 02/21/25(Fri) 06:42:54 No.208828183 Snowbrown. >>208828183 (OP) # >hot Lord Farquaad looking cube headed bitch >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Her eyes are so far apart she can see behind her

Anonymous There's still hope. 153 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)23:22:07 No.69234605 >be Filthy Frank >gradually develop legitimate performing career >scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible >become Joji >eventually people forget about Frank >gain increasing fame and fortune >performing one night in packed coliseum >crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing >come out on stage in pinkguy costume >stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment >start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days >"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits >joined on stage by the old crew >audience is in tears of shock and sadness >turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies >he got 'em one last time

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Anonymous what now 07/05/24(Fri)08:09:16 No.78050770 >be me a few years ago ratdog.jpg 40 KB JPG >no friends, super lonely to the point my chest ached >start college and decide f--- it I'll be super social >be me now >got a solid friend group, regularly going out >still super lonely, chest still aches on occasion ok. what now? should I just rope or what

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Anonymous (ID: uA4Rcd27) 07/03/24(Wed) 06:11:26 No.472913646 1604267852009.jpg 105 KB JPG >was bored >Look out for opinions about Rose from Titanic >Apparently zoomettes found Rose stupid and they would choose the rich guy Are zoomettes smarter? Or did just live between so much poor men and see how s--- the modern world is made them realize the boomer women RICH LIFE IS BORING stories were retarded?

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>see cute squirrel >squirrels are related to mice >mice inspired pikachu >pikachu is electric >so are lightbulbs >lightbulbs are ideas >ideas can be crazy >my therapist deals with crazy >my therapist recently hired a maid >she doesn't need her hands if her maid cleans for her >i should cut my hands off to communicate this to her actual thought process i just had, b. am i batshit?

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276 KB PNG > later that day >be me > been playing a lot of assassins creed > really fascinated by the parkour > I want to do parkour s--- too > watching yt tutorials on how to land properly and other basic s--- > the moon shines down onto my neighborhood > its time > I dress up > all blacked out clothes > I bicycle to the local town center and park my bicycle next to some bushes > I scout some buildings where i can test my skills > ah the local library > I go around the building and finds a ladder > when Im on top Im scouting other buildings and obstacles > start jumping from building to building > somehow I end up on a s----- roof > its the kind where the floor is squishy and gives after > when Im about to jump to the next roof the roof collapses > I fall straight down into a s----- looking Indian restaurant > cuts my whole left leg up > pain.exe > get up and trying to relocate myself > i see the cash register > why not > open it > finds approximately 170 dollars in cash > take it > suddenly a cop car parks outside with their flashing lights > time to bolt > I get a chair and climbs up the hole I fell trough > bolts back to my bike and cycles home > bandages my self up > next day I head to GameStop with the cash I got > buy the new call of duty

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Anonymous (ID: KE9teRBU 07/08/24(Mon)02:29:54 EUROPE 15 THE CANCER ISLAM 15 THE ANSWER No.473424228 >>473424383 >be american >have an illegal immigration problem >most ppl dont care that much cuz taco benders are pretty chill >and they make tacos which are delicious >be Europoor >have an illegal immigration problem >most of them are psycho Allah Akbars that think women should be treated as slaves >will literally behead you if you make fun of their religion >think faggotry should be punishable by stoning Man I do not envy you euroshits. We rly lucked out getting neighbors who are (semi)civilized

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72 KB JPG >took a t----- out for a hookup to have a fun greentext for /b/ >meet up, had to stop for gas rq >end up bullshitting around inside of a corner store burger king >turns out we've both been missing some xmas shopping >bum around various plazas and department stores >check out a christmas festival at night >the festive lights are highlighting her smile in a way that makes me think I'd never seen real happiness in a person before this moment >take her home >didn't even f--- >get a text making sure that I made it home okay >nobody's ever f------ done that for me before You f------ turned me in to a f-----

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Anonymous 08/07/2024, 11:07:53 No.70655631 > be me > depressed 119 KB JPEG > grandpa notices > one day takes me fishing > don't really want to go, but agree > sit in silence in boat >suddenly, get big tug on the line > catch huge ass fish > grandpa is proud, we high five > gives me his old fishing hat > "i'm always here for you kiddo" >mfw > grandpa knew exactly what i needed > thanks grandpa pic rel

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File: grey-faced-old-dog-comfor(...).jpg (86 KB, 1200x630) Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)15:19:48 No.31578401 >>31579078 >>31580228 >see cute squirrel >squirrels are related to mice >mice inspired pikachu >pikachu is electric >so are lightbulbs >lightbulbs are ideas >ideas can be crazy >> >> >my therapist deals with crazy >my therapist recently hired a maid >she doesn't need her hands if her maid cleans for her >i should cut my hands off to communicate this to her actual thought process i just had, b. am i batshit? Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)15:26:57 No.31578444 yes this is textbook schizophrenic thinking. see a psychiatrist too before it's too late. and it will be too late at some point Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)17:18:08 No.31579078 >>31578401 (OP). I wonder how ideas were symbolised before the lightbulb was invented.

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Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 19:45:35 No.200657920 images - 2024-06-29T124222.448.jpg 22 KB JPG >random woman is nice to him for 5 seconds >imagines an entire relationship with her You don't do this, right /tv/?

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Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat)22:01:32 No.74652491 File: 1365101219635.jpg (51 KB, 960x783) >ottermode >work at a dojo >kids can be cut throat with what they say >especially the autistic ones >be in no gi >one says I've got big muscles >lolno >anyway >spar with another one >they keep sniffing their fist after landing punches on me >uwotmate.jpg >mfw smell mires

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Anonymous 216 KB PNG there 07/20/22(Wed)23:49:10 No.882422033 nice lil story today >be me >alaskan >family of foxes live in my front yard. theyre pretty cute and they take care of the mice and squirrels so we let them live >went gym but basically didnt leave house, kinda just played vidya >1030 pm >no food in fridge or freezer >ok ill go to taco bell >get food, drive home, feeling kind of empty >driving up towards my house >3 of the foxes are out on the side of the street >like 12 y/o girl and her mom by the road taking pictures of the foxes the look on the girls face was priceless. she had clearly never seen a fox before, especially this close up (they were like 20 ft away, our foxes are quite used to humans). just seeing how happy this random kid was made my whole week. happiness really is quite contagious. if that kid's reading this, i hope you got some good pictures.

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Anonymous 276 KB JPG 03/01/23(Wed)22:21:08 No.895214169 I am a disgusting man w---- >break up with gf two years ago >sad for a full year then slowly cope >mass media and social media always cracking jokes about guys who don't get laid often are losers >general "body count" seems to be in 20s or 30s >movies show that cool guys sleep around >the influence gets to me >want to "live a fun party life", "let loose", "live my youth" Huge mistake >slept with 13 different women in the last 8 months >can't feel any emotions for any woman anymore >they're just walking vagina kiosks >same flirty jokes and topics on repeat, just new faces >I miss the nervous feeling in my stomach before a date >I miss feeling like I have a crush on someone >I want a woman I love play woth my hair, not a nameless tinder chick >feel depressed and empty >also feel like a dirty w---- >also feel disgusting just moving from vagina to vagina, never having a human connection Hookups have ruined me emotionally

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File: 1604159187999.jpg (157 KB, 1082x1080) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:23:40 No.152889586 >>152889624 >>152889636 >>152889647 >>152889676 >>152889691 >>152894123 >>152895804 >>152896397 >>152896476 >>152898436 >>152898769 >>152899118 >>152900578 >>152900904 >>152902328 >>152902498 >>152903894 >>152903995 >>152904687 >>152904702 >>152905056 >>152905092 >>152905540 >>152906208 >>152906273 >>152907150 How the f--- can she tell? >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:24:48 No. 152889614 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:14 No. 152889623 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:19 No. 152889624 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:54 No. 152889636 >> ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:26:21 No.152889647 You're a boy who's never been with a girl gamealthronesquale.com >>152889733 >>152889764 >>152889865 >>152895946 >>152902328 >>152903707 >>152903786 >>152903992 >>152904188 >>152904279 >>152904358 >>152904374 >>152904389 >>152904437 >>152904663 >>152904746 >>152904838 >>152904851 >>152904876 >>152904899 >>152904908 >>152904967 >>152905011 >>152905038 >>152905040 >>152905054 >>152905103 >>152905192 >>152905194 >>152905345 >>152905384 >>152905474 >>152905560 >>152905735 >>152905791 >>152905906 >>152905919 >>152905945 >>152906177 >>152906266 >>152906449 >>152906536 >>152906707 >>152906735 >>152906811 >>152906850 >>152906913 >>152906956 >>152906968 >>152907031 >>152907106 >>152907116 >>152907305 >>152907316 >>152907345 >>152907355 >>152907359 >>152907368 >>152907993 >>152908306 >>152908387 >>152908410 >>152908686 >>152908737 >>152908845 >>152908896 >>152889586 (OP). they can smell it. it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. to not look like a virg flirt with them even if they are ugly f------. flirting with women is so normalized that they will be glad that you are doing it Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:35:31 No.152889865 >>152892351 >>152889647 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)10:00:02 No.152892351 >>152904390 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Anon you ruined my day >>152889865 Same. They know about that? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:12:28 No.152903707 File: CB951484-5CE7-4E7F-BB90-9(...).gif (1.78 MB, 400x279) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:21:28 No. 152903992 File: 1614572081650.png (58 KB, 400x380) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins >>152889647 We got to cocky incel bros ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)11:46:51 No.152895946 File: grimace.png (156 KB, 620x609) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do do ☐ Anonymous 06/27/2 >>152889647 what the f--- >>152889647 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:43:15 No.152904746 File: 3D616AFF-E04D-43D8-97D3-D(...).jpg (29 KB, 320x320) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:50:25 No. 15290501 File: 1465854147119.jpg (9 KB, 191x255) >>152889647 Did you really have to post this? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:12 No. 152905040 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:36 No.152905054 File: pepe 46.png (282 KB, 770x1000) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Delete this now File: 1581709268419.jpg (261 KB, 1200x1200) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:53:01 No.152905103 >>152905301 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:55:16 No.152905194 >>152889647 can someone debunk this? please? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:58:12 No. 152905301 >>152905103 You can't because it's true. Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:59:15 No. 152905345 ile: 17g443.jpg (177 KB, 1280x960) >>152889647 File: insideyoutherearetwoincels.jpg (18 KB, 346x346) >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. w-- bros they weren't supposed to know, I do this specifically so they don't know what the f--- ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:09:28 No.152907993 >>152889647 IS OVER MEN WOMEN HAVE THE HIGH GROUND >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" >tfw you simultaneously do both Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:09:24 No.152 >>152889647 i want this man found dead in a jail cell Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:41:54 No. 152906956 File: 1451066965343.jpg (33 KB, 602x709) >>152889647 >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do >>152905735 it's not a man who wrote that >>152905783 F--- you, yes it is >>152889647 F--- you BANTER STOPS] How did you know? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:50:46 No. 152907305 1535080228349.jpg (32 KB, 541x677) >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Could you stop f------ spying on me please? Sun)17:20:45 No.15290841 ■-14_at(...).jpg (67 KB, 979x >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" >>152889647 tv bros... Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:37:55 No.152906811 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:20:22 No.152908387 File: 1623278133457.png (494 KB, 816x894) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do you will not get away with this ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:32:18 No. 152908845 File: 1546293747366.png (838 KB, 836x543) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:33:48 No.152908896 : 1619460281093.jpg (55 KB, 900x1042) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do I thought I was being cool... >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do nonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:18:12 No. 15290830 484457582557.png (108 KB, 194x192) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do so you're telling me... I wasn't fooling anyone for the past... 16 or so years... >>152889647 apologize (BANTER STOPS)

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