Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat)22:01:32 No.74652491 File: 1365101219635.jpg (51 KB, 960x783) >ottermode >work at a dojo >kids can be cut throat with what they say >especially the autistic ones >be in no gi >one says I've got big muscles >lolno >anyway >spar with another one >they keep sniffing their fist after landing punches on me >uwotmate.jpg >mfw smell mires

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File: 1734408589511921.png (34 KB, 573x670) ? ☐ Joined the KKK Anonymous (ID: Ybqstjeg) 12/17/24(Tue)05:22:27 No.491617594 ►>>491617668 >>491617963 >>491617981 >>491618322 >>491618391 >>491618- >>491618431 >>491618472 >>491618748 >>491618913 >Joined the KKK last August >Became the official recorder, my only special duty is that I have to record the monthly meeting minutes >Thought I was gonna have fun burning crosses and doing Klan dances and harrassing blacks >Klavern doesn't do that anymore >My Klavem is basically 100% a charity organization/fraternity >All we do is work charity jobs or shoot the s--- and eat BBQ and watch movies >Never even wore the robes myself >Last month we all got together to clean up the local park >Last week we distributed shoes to children in need >Literally it's just a charity organization for white people >Everyone in town knows we're the KKK but they don't say it out loud >They actually like us I gotta admit I'm having alot of fun and feel good about myself but this is not what I was expecting. I don't know what I was expecting but gotta admit I like it.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Bx06Jhvz ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/16/24(Mon)19:42:29 No.491602886 Peter R. Quiñc @PeterRQuin⚫ Dec 15 Hypothetical: One country must no longer exist. A: United States B: Israel Choose ○ 8 13 556 7K Rep. Don Bacon Read Revelations and report back. @RepDor 23h - 112 48 10 ılı 73K 88 KB JPG Donald John Bacon (R) is an American politician and retired military officer serving as the U.S. representative for Nebraska. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Bacon https://x.com/RepDonBacon/status/1868334120272585209 Anonymous (ID: TgJCydqZ >Name is Bacon >Loves jews You can only have one. 12/16/24(Mon)19:45:23 No.491603092

Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 19:08:40 No.41739806 full (13).jpg 207 KB JPG >Howdy, partner. You're finally awake. >You were tryin' to cross the border, I reckon? >Trotted right into that Royal ambush, same as us, an' that cattle rustler over there. : Anonymous >r--- 12/16/24(Mon) 19:10:48 No.41739809

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Anonymous 216 KB PNG there 07/20/22(Wed)23:49:10 No.882422033 nice lil story today >be me >alaskan >family of foxes live in my front yard. theyre pretty cute and they take care of the mice and squirrels so we let them live >went gym but basically didnt leave house, kinda just played vidya >1030 pm >no food in fridge or freezer >ok ill go to taco bell >get food, drive home, feeling kind of empty >driving up towards my house >3 of the foxes are out on the side of the street >like 12 y/o girl and her mom by the road taking pictures of the foxes the look on the girls face was priceless. she had clearly never seen a fox before, especially this close up (they were like 20 ft away, our foxes are quite used to humans). just seeing how happy this random kid was made my whole week. happiness really is quite contagious. if that kid's reading this, i hope you got some good pictures.

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Anonymous 276 KB JPG 03/01/23(Wed)22:21:08 No.895214169 I am a disgusting man w---- >break up with gf two years ago >sad for a full year then slowly cope >mass media and social media always cracking jokes about guys who don't get laid often are losers >general "body count" seems to be in 20s or 30s >movies show that cool guys sleep around >the influence gets to me >want to "live a fun party life", "let loose", "live my youth" Huge mistake >slept with 13 different women in the last 8 months >can't feel any emotions for any woman anymore >they're just walking vagina kiosks >same flirty jokes and topics on repeat, just new faces >I miss the nervous feeling in my stomach before a date >I miss feeling like I have a crush on someone >I want a woman I love play woth my hair, not a nameless tinder chick >feel depressed and empty >also feel like a dirty w---- >also feel disgusting just moving from vagina to vagina, never having a human connection Hookups have ruined me emotionally

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Anonymous (ID: zq1yzoyj) 11/07/20(Sat)09:43:45 No.11606892 ARE YA WINNING, SON? 3522582.2550000157_image.png 100 KB PNG One of the best things happened today >brother plays CS, very good at it >he's in a game with his friends as I'm writing this >decide to send him image >pic related >hear loud laughter from the other room >smile 6 Replies 3 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)00:58:13 No.201006607 Guy who likes you but you're not quite attracted to him starterpack "Oh I never had time to < 6ft date in college, just looking to put my best foot forward" AT&T LTE 7:46 PM 100% - <Back 341-555-1092 They 1942 Hey! I had a great time, hope you did too. It was so fun getting to know you Contact I did) thanks for dropping me Somewhat cute, non-threatening appearance Hinge No problem, and I'd love to see you again soon :) Today 1:42 Hey, how's your day going? Are you free this Saturday? I might get tickets to that show we talked about Tay If you're interested, if not totally cool, just wanted to ask Introduced himself with a corny pickup line iMessage Send "I don't know, what are your thoughts about me?" Makes just under 6 figures Let him pay for the dates and he is always happy to. MARVEL STUDIOS 1706491035267318.png 694 KB PNG >when he connects the laptop to the tv with an HDMI cable

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: Anonymous MIGRAINE 81 KB JPG house once. 07/07/24(Sun)01:19:25 No.78073903 >be me 3 years old, f------ monkey child >climb on table, chandelier, all sorts of things. >fell and hit my head, broke arm off table once >be me 6 years old >was on the other side of the railing on my balcony in my >fell, not sure if I hit my head though. Still hurt >be me in playhouse 7 year old, being an idiot. >fall and hit head >be me 11 years old > jump over my twin sister full force into a wall >stiches on forehead >be me 16 Fall out of tree, break arm, doctor said I suffered a blow to the head and they gave me a cognitive test >I passed it >they still recommend me to go to another doctor >be me 19 today when after looking at my brain doctors say I've had multiple untreated concussions in the past >picrel tfw You can only imagine what this has done to me as a person irl Anonymous >>78073903 (OP) # 07/07/24(Sun)01:33:06 No.78073985 Sorry when I was 16 the fall from the tree knocked me out, forgot to add that

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Anonymous 1 hour ago >be me >8 years old 813862559 >want to know what happens to poop if you don't flush it down the toilet >s--- in mcdonalds happy meal toy >leave it on the shelf in my closet >few months later >forgot all about the toy >woken up at 2 am by a loud ass bang followed by the WORST smell of s--- possible >parents are also woken up and are panicking >911 is called >police arrive and explosion is traced back to closet >closet is opened >s--- everywhere >suddenly remember the mcdonalds toy >turns out the mcdonalds toy container was air tight, and kept all the gas in from decomposition until the thing reached critical pressure and exploded >entire second floor now smells like s--- >mfw

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Anonymous THE 21 YEAR OLD SELF TAUGHT COOMITTER AAAAAAAAAA I'm coooommittiing commits readme formatting changes 30 times per hour GitHub git commit-m "readme updates" 103 KB JPG 07/07/24(Sun)08:54:18 No.78074462 > be me > computer science student > people talk about high level and low level programmers > So I think it's like a game! The higher the level a programmer is, the better they are > I start to hear more of: > Businesses demand more low level programmers > w-- > "I'm going to start this intro course by giving you the highest possible level of overview" > huh? > This low level threat is the worst thing we've faced in a good while. > WHAT > Turns out that I'm retarded, it's not like a game > High level programmers are the type of programmer who still has the training wheels on and have no idea what memory allocation means, they only interact with abstractions > Low level programmers are the supersweaty nerds who can code assembly, modify their own kernel, and manually allocate memory and all kinds of wizard s---, no abstraction Do I just drop off at this point?

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Anonymous (ID: VpsQfP9F 4 KB JPG 06/20/19(Thu)07:16:45 No.21688053C >date is going well >politics gets brought up >don't want to scare her >spout the most normie, bluepilled, centrist opinions I can think of >nothing even remotely close to right of center >"Oh god, you're not an alt-righter, are you?"

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Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat)22:01:32 No.74652491 File: 1365101219635.jpg (51 KB, 960x783) >ottermode >work at a dojo >kids can be cut throat with what they say >especially the autistic ones >be in no gi >one says I've got big muscles >lolno >anyway >spar with another one >they keep sniffing their fist after landing punches on me >uwotmate.jpg >mfw smell mires

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