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Adolf Hitler Mein Kek Being married to a foid is an actual nightmare Imao Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2024 03:13:17 No.77933556 View Report My mom has gotten into the house flipping business. And she has made a lot of stupid mistakes and drive a lot of contractors away by being a stupid bitch, leaving my dad (and sometimes me, if i need extra money) to do the work instead. He works alot, and every hour that isn't spent at work he spends doing s--- for my mom's houses. She yells at him constantly for doing this work too loud, taking too long, doing it apparently wrong (when he didnt), etc. Today, he's been working since the morning putting putty on doors and windows. My mom yelled at him about the putty smelling bad and was like "what are you trying to kill yourself doing that without a window open? You can kill yourself, but i want to live!" and demanded he stopped. hes been sitting out there for about an hour hearing her complain about how bad it smells (i smell next to nothing) all the windows open, all the fans on. through my headphones while it is pouring. I just walked out of my room to get some water, and after hes already been being yelled at by her for an hour, I hear >"I THINK I MIGHT BE GETTING A HEADACHE." I just lost my s--- laughing right there. For some reason that was simply the straw that broke the camels back. I collapsed on the floor dying laughing. My mom accused me of being on drugs, I told her shes a stupid bitch and went back to my room. Is there anything more cucked than being married to a woman in 2024? f------ kek

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