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The way this man paid for a traffic ticket: | /r/madlads

Man pays for $137 traffic ticket with 137 origami pigs delivered in donut boxes ASHINGTON, D.C. IVILS georgie @BeefyGorilla TRUNKAY DONUTS The most tasteful "f*ck you" I've ever seen CONE
Man pays for $137 traffic ticket with 137 origami pigs delivered in donut boxes ASHINGTON, D.C. IVILS georgie @BeefyGorilla TRUNKAY DONUTS The most tasteful "f*ck you" I've ever seen CONE

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An absolute madlad | /r/madlads

09:18 1 What are looking for me baby ΜΕ so no tuna? ΜΕ Hannah rose HANNAH Actually i am a new escort looking for real deal with a real person if you interested then we can go ahead for sex babe YOU TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF CHAT! damn HANNAH Are you interested fun with me? including sex or more? ΜΕ but tuna has so much protein. in fact a can of tuna provides about 64 grams of protein and that's just in a 5oz can. ΜΕ i think it's miraculous that tuna (some consider it to be the cockroach of the sea) can provide such benefits and sustenance through nutrition and health don't you agree? hello? tuna HANNAH will you I have sex with me O 56 ا... HANNAH DELETED A CHAT Send a chat [ +
09:18 1 What are looking for me baby ΜΕ so no tuna? ΜΕ Hannah rose HANNAH Actually i am a new escort looking for real deal with a real person if you interested then we can go ahead for sex babe YOU TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF CHAT! damn HANNAH Are you interested fun with me? including sex or more? ΜΕ but tuna has so much protein. in fact a can of tuna provides about 64 grams of protein and that's just in a 5oz can. ΜΕ i think it's miraculous that tuna (some consider it to be the cockroach of the sea) can provide such benefits and sustenance through nutrition and health don't you agree? hello? tuna HANNAH will you I have sex with me O 56 ا... HANNAH DELETED A CHAT Send a chat [ +

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Someone hates couples | /r/madlads

Screen A single man once booked every other seat in cinema to split up couples on Valentine's day. Posted in r/foundsatan by u/scantMurderer reddit
Screen A single man once booked every other seat in cinema to split up couples on Valentine's day. Posted in r/foundsatan by u/scantMurderer reddit

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Madlad dentist | /r/madlads

t. Da tumblr comunità su Reddit filledwiththislight Things my dentist has actually said to me: "Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I'm going with the second one because it's way cooler." "When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren't bleeding which means I'm either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly" "You don't need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don't worry your insurance will cover it." "Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can't order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone." "Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour...or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too." "I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don't let you do that as a regular doctor." spectralserval1138 Chaotic neutral dentist? Source: filled withthislight 140,591 notes
t. Da tumblr comunità su Reddit filledwiththislight Things my dentist has actually said to me: "Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I'm going with the second one because it's way cooler." "When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren't bleeding which means I'm either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly" "You don't need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don't worry your insurance will cover it." "Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can't order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone." "Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour...or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too." "I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don't let you do that as a regular doctor." spectralserval1138 Chaotic neutral dentist? Source: filled withthislight 140,591 notes

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Holy smokes! | /r/madlads

Before being Burned alive by the Spaniards, chief Hatuey of the island of Hispaniola was asked if he wanted to accept Christianity and go to heaven. Hatuey asked if Spaniards go to Heaven, to which the priest replayed that they do. Hatuey then stated that he'd rather go to hell where he wouldn't see such cruel people boredpanda.com
Before being Burned alive by the Spaniards, chief Hatuey of the island of Hispaniola was asked if he wanted to accept Christianity and go to heaven. Hatuey asked if Spaniards go to Heaven, to which the priest replayed that they do. Hatuey then stated that he'd rather go to hell where he wouldn't see such cruel people boredpanda.com

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Mad lad put dish soap into the fountain | /r/madlads

r/teenagers 11h Someone put Dish soap into the fountain at my college bruh 10.1k Д 289 SUNT www Sa NN V ↑ Share
r/teenagers 11h Someone put Dish soap into the fountain at my college bruh 10.1k Д 289 SUNT www Sa NN V ↑ Share

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Nice idea | /r/madlads

11 pavlovs-schrodinger: 169,902 notes Source: pavlovs-schrod... pavlovs-schrodinger: when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write "Dad" in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just "yes no it is i dad" i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication screw you guys
11 pavlovs-schrodinger: 169,902 notes Source: pavlovs-schrod... pavlovs-schrodinger: when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write "Dad" in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just "yes no it is i dad" i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication screw you guys

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Madlad lists entire state of Arizona as "transport to" on ATF form 5320.20 and got approved | /r/madlads

8 SARMA u/mbuckhan5515 3x SBR, 6x SUPP, Rearden Convert • 25m I listed the entire state of Arizona on a 5320.20 as the "transporting to" location, and the ATF approved it. love & hate r/NFA — !#%&$ Department of Justice eau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (See Reverse for Instructions and Privacy Act Information) Part 1 - Application (Submit in Duplicate) (Print or Type all Entries) 1. Name and Address of Registered Owner (full name, number street city state and zip code) Corporation ✔Individual 1a. Telephone Number (include area code) Sig Sauer USA Other Legal Entity Trust 4. Firearm(s) to be Transported (Complete New Forms for Additional Firearms) Manufacturer Caliber or Gauge Ib. E-mail Address: 12 Type of Firearm (Machinegun, etc.) Short-Barreled Rifle 5. Mailing Address of Returned Form (if different than Item I) Same as Item 1. 7. Transporting From (number, street, city, county, state, and zip code) Application to Transport Interstate or to Temporarily Export Certain National Firearms Act (NFA) Firearms 17. Signature of Authorized ATForbeial 9 MM MPX For ATF Use Only NFA Control No. 2. Firearms to be returned to original Location Model Yes No 3. Dates Firearm (s) will be away from Original Location, if to be Returned to that Location, (or dates in transit, if to he perrmanently relocated). From (month, day. year) 12/01/2023 9. Mode of Transportation (name and address of carrier, if by common or contract carrier) Personal conveyance. Items 10 thru 12 shall be Completed if Firearm(s) is/are being Temporarily Exported. 11. Port of Exit 10. State Department License No. OMB No. 1140-0010 (10/31/2022) Barrel Length 4.5 Reviewer: EERODRIGUE To (month, day, year) 11/30/2024 Over all Length 9/19/2023 10:29:12 AM 22 6. Reason for Transportation of Firearms (example: Permanent change of Address) All lawful purposes (target practice). 12. Port of Reentry Note: If Firearm(s) will not be Returned or Relocated on or before the Date Specified, Submit a New ATF Form 5320.20 (see instructions "e" and ""). The Undersigned Certifies that the Information on this Form is to the best of my knowledge and belief, true and complete, that the Transportation does not involve a Transfer of Title, that the Transportation or Possession of the Listed Firearm(s) is not inconsistent with the Laws at the place of destination, that all such Laws will be complied with, and that, where applicable, all temporary Export License provisions under the Arms Export Control Act of 1976 have been compiled with. Signature of Owner 8. Transporting To (number, street, city, county, state, and zip code) Lat: 37.000132, Long: -114.050561 TO Lat: 36.998964, Long: -109.045193 SOUTH TO: Lat: 32.202196, Long: -113.849795 TO Lat: 31.332460, Long: -109.050186 Serial Number Part II-Action by the bureau acco, Firearms and Explosives By Authority of the Director. Application to Transport or Temporarily Export the above-listed Firearm(s) to and from the Location, and for the time period indicated, is: Disapproved (for the following reason(s)): 15. Approved (with the following conditions, if any): 16. 14. Date 9/18/2023 SEP 28 2023 Basically the title. Context: According to the ATF, if you plan to bring your SBR to more than one location in a different state, you must submit a 5320.20 for every location it will be at. That means if you plan to stay at a friend's house, and go to their local range and shoot your SBR, you must submit a Form20 for both your friend's place and a Form20 for his range separately. Clearly this is a pain in this ass if you plan to travel to a different state and shoot in various locations, or hunt in a large area. ATF Form $320. 20 Revised Octobr 2019 I'm in UT but born and raised in AZ. I travel home a lot to see family and shoot with my brothers/dad. But sometimes I stay at my mom's place, or at my in-laws'. We shoot in various parts of the desert and at different indoor ranges, depending on circumstances. So instead of submitting a dozen 5320.20's for every SBR, I just listed the LAT/LONG of each corner of Arizona, as follows: Lat: 37.000132, Long: -114.050561 TO Lat: 36.998964, Long: -109.045193 SOUTH TO: Lat: 32.202196, Long: -113.849795 TO Lat: 31.332460, Long: -109.050186 And to my dismay, they approved it. Obviously I listed the dates to span a whole calendar year. I'm aware I could have listed multiple SBR's on one form, but I figured they all get reviewed by different people, and I'd increase my chances by sending in more than one and getting at least one reviewer that would be cool instead of all three getting disapproved at once. I have two more forms with the same LAT/LONG for different SBR's that have yet to come back. I also submitted 5320.20's for each SBR at an actual residential address in case none of the LAT/LONG applications got approved. Those have all come back approved already. So now, I can travel to AZ year round and bring my SBR wherever I want without any worry. I admit I feel rather cucked having done this, or even by having submitted 5320.20's at all. It makes zero sense that we should have to seek permission to transport our private property to states where they're already legal, and have to be so meticulously detailed when doing so. But I figured this was worth a shot, and would help inform the community. It's also just the nature of diving into NFA items. Obligatory screw the ATF, and have a nice day.
8 SARMA u/mbuckhan5515 3x SBR, 6x SUPP, Rearden Convert • 25m I listed the entire state of Arizona on a 5320.20 as the "transporting to" location, and the ATF approved it. love & hate r/NFA — !#%&$ Department of Justice eau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (See Reverse for Instructions and Privacy Act Information) Part 1 - Application (Submit in Duplicate) (Print or Type all Entries) 1. Name and Address of Registered Owner (full name, number street city state and zip code) Corporation ✔Individual 1a. Telephone Number (include area code) Sig Sauer USA Other Legal Entity Trust 4. Firearm(s) to be Transported (Complete New Forms for Additional Firearms) Manufacturer Caliber or Gauge Ib. E-mail Address: 12 Type of Firearm (Machinegun, etc.) Short-Barreled Rifle 5. Mailing Address of Returned Form (if different than Item I) Same as Item 1. 7. Transporting From (number, street, city, county, state, and zip code) Application to Transport Interstate or to Temporarily Export Certain National Firearms Act (NFA) Firearms 17. Signature of Authorized ATForbeial 9 MM MPX For ATF Use Only NFA Control No. 2. Firearms to be returned to original Location Model Yes No 3. Dates Firearm (s) will be away from Original Location, if to be Returned to that Location, (or dates in transit, if to he perrmanently relocated). From (month, day. year) 12/01/2023 9. Mode of Transportation (name and address of carrier, if by common or contract carrier) Personal conveyance. Items 10 thru 12 shall be Completed if Firearm(s) is/are being Temporarily Exported. 11. Port of Exit 10. State Department License No. OMB No. 1140-0010 (10/31/2022) Barrel Length 4.5 Reviewer: EERODRIGUE To (month, day, year) 11/30/2024 Over all Length 9/19/2023 10:29:12 AM 22 6. Reason for Transportation of Firearms (example: Permanent change of Address) All lawful purposes (target practice). 12. Port of Reentry Note: If Firearm(s) will not be Returned or Relocated on or before the Date Specified, Submit a New ATF Form 5320.20 (see instructions "e" and ""). The Undersigned Certifies that the Information on this Form is to the best of my knowledge and belief, true and complete, that the Transportation does not involve a Transfer of Title, that the Transportation or Possession of the Listed Firearm(s) is not inconsistent with the Laws at the place of destination, that all such Laws will be complied with, and that, where applicable, all temporary Export License provisions under the Arms Export Control Act of 1976 have been compiled with. Signature of Owner 8. Transporting To (number, street, city, county, state, and zip code) Lat: 37.000132, Long: -114.050561 TO Lat: 36.998964, Long: -109.045193 SOUTH TO: Lat: 32.202196, Long: -113.849795 TO Lat: 31.332460, Long: -109.050186 Serial Number Part II-Action by the bureau acco, Firearms and Explosives By Authority of the Director. Application to Transport or Temporarily Export the above-listed Firearm(s) to and from the Location, and for the time period indicated, is: Disapproved (for the following reason(s)): 15. Approved (with the following conditions, if any): 16. 14. Date 9/18/2023 SEP 28 2023 Basically the title. Context: According to the ATF, if you plan to bring your SBR to more than one location in a different state, you must submit a 5320.20 for every location it will be at. That means if you plan to stay at a friend's house, and go to their local range and shoot your SBR, you must submit a Form20 for both your friend's place and a Form20 for his range separately. Clearly this is a pain in this ass if you plan to travel to a different state and shoot in various locations, or hunt in a large area. ATF Form $320. 20 Revised Octobr 2019 I'm in UT but born and raised in AZ. I travel home a lot to see family and shoot with my brothers/dad. But sometimes I stay at my mom's place, or at my in-laws'. We shoot in various parts of the desert and at different indoor ranges, depending on circumstances. So instead of submitting a dozen 5320.20's for every SBR, I just listed the LAT/LONG of each corner of Arizona, as follows: Lat: 37.000132, Long: -114.050561 TO Lat: 36.998964, Long: -109.045193 SOUTH TO: Lat: 32.202196, Long: -113.849795 TO Lat: 31.332460, Long: -109.050186 And to my dismay, they approved it. Obviously I listed the dates to span a whole calendar year. I'm aware I could have listed multiple SBR's on one form, but I figured they all get reviewed by different people, and I'd increase my chances by sending in more than one and getting at least one reviewer that would be cool instead of all three getting disapproved at once. I have two more forms with the same LAT/LONG for different SBR's that have yet to come back. I also submitted 5320.20's for each SBR at an actual residential address in case none of the LAT/LONG applications got approved. Those have all come back approved already. So now, I can travel to AZ year round and bring my SBR wherever I want without any worry. I admit I feel rather cucked having done this, or even by having submitted 5320.20's at all. It makes zero sense that we should have to seek permission to transport our private property to states where they're already legal, and have to be so meticulously detailed when doing so. But I figured this was worth a shot, and would help inform the community. It's also just the nature of diving into NFA items. Obligatory screw the ATF, and have a nice day.

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7 year old madlad. | /r/madlads

Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere My son, 7, has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. Hel simply can't stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn't get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."
Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere My son, 7, has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. Hel simply can't stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn't get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."

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it only takes 6 bucks to be a madlad | /r/madlads

Paid 5.99 for in flight wifi to tell you this guy just broke up with his girlfriend on the plane and she's SOBBING
Paid 5.99 for in flight wifi to tell you this guy just broke up with his girlfriend on the plane and she's SOBBING

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Madlad wins half-marathon on stag do | /r/madlads

emouth emout Finister run bou CITY DE SAL SURY 20 04 JA MEE BBC NEWS BBC 2h W חיז half maration 120005 n Demo BAUER rn RUSLA Bournemouth: Man on stag do wins half marathon :
emouth emout Finister run bou CITY DE SAL SURY 20 04 JA MEE BBC NEWS BBC 2h W חיז half maration 120005 n Demo BAUER rn RUSLA Bournemouth: Man on stag do wins half marathon :

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Whoa | /r/madlads

Dana Donnelly @danadonly convinced my 44 year old therapist to confront her husband about not liking her instagram posts and left the session feeling so empowered by the realization that while she can't make me better, i can make us both worse. 17:45 03 Jul 19. Twitter for iPhone 23.3K Retweets 204K Likes Posted in r/meirl by u/Electrical-Meal7650 reddit
Dana Donnelly @danadonly convinced my 44 year old therapist to confront her husband about not liking her instagram posts and left the session feeling so empowered by the realization that while she can't make me better, i can make us both worse. 17:45 03 Jul 19. Twitter for iPhone 23.3K Retweets 204K Likes Posted in r/meirl by u/Electrical-Meal7650 reddit

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Dave on a crazy one | /r/madlads

Dave Yesterday at 19:57 - Cancelled my tv licence an Netflix more money for me 14 Like 47 comments 1 share Comment Share Charlotte What are u going to watch then dave? Xx 21 h Like Reply View 1 previous reply... Dave you threw ya bedroom window hahah 82
Dave Yesterday at 19:57 - Cancelled my tv licence an Netflix more money for me 14 Like 47 comments 1 share Comment Share Charlotte What are u going to watch then dave? Xx 21 h Like Reply View 1 previous reply... Dave you threw ya bedroom window hahah 82

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not reading that | /r/madlads

1 B Blond Chick From Bar 7.9/10 > Today 11:23 AM You have a serious gambling problem & drink way too much FunnyDegenerate I don't think we should talk anymore not reading that essay Read 11:24 AM
1 B Blond Chick From Bar 7.9/10 > Today 11:23 AM You have a serious gambling problem & drink way too much FunnyDegenerate I don't think we should talk anymore not reading that essay Read 11:24 AM

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Plane drawing phallus with flight path | /r/madlads

ith e Park stern Sydney rnational Dort (WSI) St-Clai Cecil Hills Blacktown M4 Wetherill Park Liverpool M5 Carling Parramatta Auburn Bankstow
ith e Park stern Sydney rnational Dort (WSI) St-Clai Cecil Hills Blacktown M4 Wetherill Park Liverpool M5 Carling Parramatta Auburn Bankstow

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Sounds like the neighbor needs to raise a roof. | /r/madlads

Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny > My town had a really bad storm 2 days ago& my neighbor lost the roof of his house& the poor guy doesn't have insurance. I've decided to start a gofundme to raise $ so I can go to Hawaii for a few weeks cuz he's about to start doing construction& I hate being around all that noise
Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny > My town had a really bad storm 2 days ago& my neighbor lost the roof of his house& the poor guy doesn't have insurance. I've decided to start a gofundme to raise $ so I can go to Hawaii for a few weeks cuz he's about to start doing construction& I hate being around all that noise

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[Maniacal Laughter] | /r/madlads

13:48 < Sounds & Haptics Ringtone RINGTONES FF-MQ - Boss Battle - FM Remix Get Loud Kudos to Plutos My Way Supa DupaFly The Microsoft Ringtone Tides Reflection (Default) Apex Beacon Bulletin By The Seaside Chimes Circuit Constellation Cosmic Crystals Hillside (
13:48 < Sounds & Haptics Ringtone RINGTONES FF-MQ - Boss Battle - FM Remix Get Loud Kudos to Plutos My Way Supa DupaFly The Microsoft Ringtone Tides Reflection (Default) Apex Beacon Bulletin By The Seaside Chimes Circuit Constellation Cosmic Crystals Hillside (

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Madlad accidentally got hold of Facebook official account | /r/madlads

f f Facebook → 19 m. No idea why I suddenly have access to post stuff as Facebook. Or have I got it completely wrong and I'm not posting as Facebook UK? 3.4k f Like 1.4k comments 870 shares Q Comment Reply Facebook Seriously, I have nothing to do with Facebook. I don't work for them or anything and I can post as them?? Like Reply Facebook Anyway, can follow me on twitter @durranee why not Like Reply ● laughing Write a comment... Share X 358 210
f f Facebook → 19 m. No idea why I suddenly have access to post stuff as Facebook. Or have I got it completely wrong and I'm not posting as Facebook UK? 3.4k f Like 1.4k comments 870 shares Q Comment Reply Facebook Seriously, I have nothing to do with Facebook. I don't work for them or anything and I can post as them?? Like Reply Facebook Anyway, can follow me on twitter @durranee why not Like Reply ● laughing Write a comment... Share X 358 210

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What a mad lad | /r/madlads

Just told all of the kids on the plane that it was the battle bus, they all jumped off lol #victoryroyale NA
Just told all of the kids on the plane that it was the battle bus, they all jumped off lol #victoryroyale NA

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Man with 35 girlfriends | /r/madlads

Daily Mail NEWS Boyfriend who 'dated 35 women and told each one he had a different birthday so he regularly received gifts' is arrested for fraud in Japan
Daily Mail NEWS Boyfriend who 'dated 35 women and told each one he had a different birthday so he regularly received gifts' is arrested for fraud in Japan

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