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Dr. Jens Foell @fMRI_guy@mastodon.social Millennials are killing the killing industry THE SCIENCES Serial Killers Have Rapidly Declined Since The 1980s Since a dramatic peak in the 1980s, serial killers in the U.S. like Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer have been in decline for three decades. Experts have a few theories that can help explain why. ALT By Cody Cottier | Sep 27, 2022 7:00 PM Aug 05, 2023, 17:47 · Mastoot 1452 ★ 829
Dr. Jens Foell @fMRI_guy@mastodon.social Millennials are killing the killing industry THE SCIENCES Serial Killers Have Rapidly Declined Since The 1980s Since a dramatic peak in the 1980s, serial killers in the U.S. like Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer have been in decline for three decades. Experts have a few theories that can help explain why. ALT By Cody Cottier | Sep 27, 2022 7:00 PM Aug 05, 2023, 17:47 · Mastoot 1452 ★ 829

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Millennials are to blame for sky-high inflation

=&CNBC INFLATION WATCH LIVE Millennials are to blame for sky-high inflation, strategist says PUBLISHED FRI, JUL 15 2022 1:10 AM EDT UPDATED 6 HOURS AGO
=&CNBC INFLATION WATCH LIVE Millennials are to blame for sky-high inflation, strategist says PUBLISHED FRI, JUL 15 2022 1:10 AM EDT UPDATED 6 HOURS AGO

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pets instead of babies

Millennials are Killing the Baby Industry By Having Pets by Christopher Boan on Aug 8, 2019 12:37 PM Bigstock
Millennials are Killing the Baby Industry By Having Pets by Christopher Boan on Aug 8, 2019 12:37 PM Bigstock

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We didn't burn the world down

writeouswriter Concept: We Didn't Start the Fire, but instead it's listing everything millennials have supposedly killed potatopothole-aka-stickyfigs Plastic straws, diamond trade, breakfast, lunch, mayonnaise, Honeymoons, handshakes, 9 to 5 jobs. Relationships, exorcism, news paper journalism, Marriage, dates, and divorce, canned tuna, intercourse Credit cards, hotels, stilettos, NFL Chain restaurant business, saying "have a merry christmas" Real estate industry, private practice dentistry, Capitalism, napkins, hang-out sitcoms, bar soap. We didn't burn the world down, It's the fault of boomers, They're just making rumours. Source: writeouswriter 28,842 not...
writeouswriter Concept: We Didn't Start the Fire, but instead it's listing everything millennials have supposedly killed potatopothole-aka-stickyfigs Plastic straws, diamond trade, breakfast, lunch, mayonnaise, Honeymoons, handshakes, 9 to 5 jobs. Relationships, exorcism, news paper journalism, Marriage, dates, and divorce, canned tuna, intercourse Credit cards, hotels, stilettos, NFL Chain restaurant business, saying "have a merry christmas" Real estate industry, private practice dentistry, Capitalism, napkins, hang-out sitcoms, bar soap. We didn't burn the world down, It's the fault of boomers, They're just making rumours. Source: writeouswriter 28,842 not...

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Cohort and Age Effects

TONIGHT: ARE MILLENNIALS KILLING THE JOINT REPLACEMENT INDUSTRY? OPERATION RATE PER 100,000 KNEE HIP BOOMERS 720 30 MILLENNIALS13 STATS PET PEEVE: PEOPLE MIXING UP COHORT EFFECTS AND AGE EFFECTS
TONIGHT: ARE MILLENNIALS KILLING THE JOINT REPLACEMENT INDUSTRY? OPERATION RATE PER 100,000 KNEE HIP BOOMERS 720 30 MILLENNIALS13 STATS PET PEEVE: PEOPLE MIXING UP COHORT EFFECTS AND AGE EFFECTS

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The divorce industry

Millennials Are Killing The Divorce Lawyer Industry By Staying Married And In Love KmarkO 25/2018 2:30 PM 620
Millennials Are Killing The Divorce Lawyer Industry By Staying Married And In Love KmarkO 25/2018 2:30 PM 620

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Eat the Rich

steve rousseau @steverousseau Follow millennials are eating less american cheese but you know what they should be eating more of? the rich. folks, Millennials Kill Again. The Latest Victim? American Cheese American cheese will never die. It has too many preservatives. bloomberg.com 10:19 AM 10 Oct 2018
steve rousseau @steverousseau Follow millennials are eating less american cheese but you know what they should be eating more of? the rich. folks, Millennials Kill Again. The Latest Victim? American Cheese American cheese will never die. It has too many preservatives. bloomberg.com 10:19 AM 10 Oct 2018

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Millennials and Cheese

Ben Collins Follow @oneunderscore Every single thing millennials are killing were: -Impossible to afford (diamonds, actual houses) -Giving them cancer, diabetes, broken brains, myriad diseases (cigarettes, Applebees, high school football, American cheese, Guy Fieri) - Mayonnaise (mayonnaise) 12:48 PM-10 Oct 2018
Ben Collins Follow @oneunderscore Every single thing millennials are killing were: -Impossible to afford (diamonds, actual houses) -Giving them cancer, diabetes, broken brains, myriad diseases (cigarettes, Applebees, high school football, American cheese, Guy Fieri) - Mayonnaise (mayonnaise) 12:48 PM-10 Oct 2018

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ruined bigfoot

Damn Millennials even ruining Bigfoot Bigfoot is teal and he tried to eat my ass
Damn Millennials even ruining Bigfoot Bigfoot is teal and he tried to eat my ass

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OH MY GOD! DIAMONDS! GOLF! WHO DID THIS TO YOU?? COUGH COUGH IT- IT WAS MILLENNIALS. NO NO! SHENCOMIX.com
OH MY GOD! DIAMONDS! GOLF! WHO DID THIS TO YOU?? COUGH COUGH IT- IT WAS MILLENNIALS. NO NO! SHENCOMIX.com

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Identity Condiments

Amanda Litman @amandalitman Follow Tired: Arguing about identity politics. Wired: Arguing about identity condiments. How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that's a shame. phillymag.com
Amanda Litman @amandalitman Follow Tired: Arguing about identity politics. Wired: Arguing about identity condiments. How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that's a shame. phillymag.com

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Screaming!

Michael Gold @migold Follow SCREAMING phillymag.com/articles/2018/ MY SONJAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she's not alone. Ask the young people you Know their opinion of mayo, and you'll be shocked by the depths of their emotion. Oh, there's the occasional outlier, like Jake. But 6:45 PM -13 Aug 2018 324 Retweets 346 Lkes
Michael Gold @migold Follow SCREAMING phillymag.com/articles/2018/ MY SONJAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she's not alone. Ask the young people you Know their opinion of mayo, and you'll be shocked by the depths of their emotion. Oh, there's the occasional outlier, like Jake. But 6:45 PM -13 Aug 2018 324 Retweets 346 Lkes

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Kyle Kirkup

Kyle Kirkup @kylekirkup Follow Filed under: Another thing millennials ruined. phillymag.com/articles/2018/.. FOOD How Millennials Killed Mavonnaise The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that's a shame.
Kyle Kirkup @kylekirkup Follow Filed under: Another thing millennials ruined. phillymag.com/articles/2018/.. FOOD How Millennials Killed Mavonnaise The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that's a shame.

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Jamelle Bouie

b-boy bouiebaisse Followv @jbouie yes, the mayonnaise salad deserved to die and i'm glad my generation did it. How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that's a shame. phillymag.com 2:24 PM -12 Aug 2018
b-boy bouiebaisse Followv @jbouie yes, the mayonnaise salad deserved to die and i'm glad my generation did it. How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that's a shame. phillymag.com 2:24 PM -12 Aug 2018

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First They Came

Sandy Hingston @SandyHingston Follow First they came for our cubicles. Then they gutted golf. But now they've gone too far. How millennials murdered mayonnaise: phillymag.com/articles/2018/ 10:36 PM 11 Aug 2018
Sandy Hingston @SandyHingston Follow First they came for our cubicles. Then they gutted golf. But now they've gone too far. How millennials murdered mayonnaise: phillymag.com/articles/2018/ 10:36 PM 11 Aug 2018

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mayonnaise

FOOD How Millennials Killed Mavonnaise The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that's a shame. by SANDY HINGSTON 8/11/2018, 8:59 p.m. MY SON JAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise.
FOOD How Millennials Killed Mavonnaise The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that's a shame. by SANDY HINGSTON 8/11/2018, 8:59 p.m. MY SON JAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise.

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Millennial are Brand Sluts

bogleech Apparently McDonald's also said they're getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO's said it's because millenials don't have "brand loyalty" and are instead "promiscuous" dvandom Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat.
bogleech Apparently McDonald's also said they're getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO's said it's because millenials don't have "brand loyalty" and are instead "promiscuous" dvandom Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat.

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Participation is its Own Trophy

[Scene anervous-looking older man meets with a millennial in a darkened alley. Millennial: what's the target? Man I don't know if I want to do this Millennial people don't come to us until they've made up their minds Man Alright. Styrofoam cups Millennial: Six months and they're gone Man: Can millennials really kill styrofoam cups? Millennial: we can kill anything, but not cheaply. Man: I can pay. I work for a plasti- Millennial: I don't need to know and frankly I don't care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start Man: Al..alright. Millennial: It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you'll have no contact with us again Man I understand. It has to be done. Millennial: Then it's sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void Man: Thank. .thank you Millennial: We don't require thanks. Participation is its own trophy Source: brainstatic
[Scene anervous-looking older man meets with a millennial in a darkened alley. Millennial: what's the target? Man I don't know if I want to do this Millennial people don't come to us until they've made up their minds Man Alright. Styrofoam cups Millennial: Six months and they're gone Man: Can millennials really kill styrofoam cups? Millennial: we can kill anything, but not cheaply. Man: I can pay. I work for a plasti- Millennial: I don't need to know and frankly I don't care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start Man: Al..alright. Millennial: It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you'll have no contact with us again Man I understand. It has to be done. Millennial: Then it's sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void Man: Thank. .thank you Millennial: We don't require thanks. Participation is its own trophy Source: brainstatic

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Why Not Boats?

< To Magazine Home Page Why Aren't Millennials Buying Boats? By Fiona McGlynn Millennials participate in boating at similar rates to their parents, yet they're far less likely to actually own a boat. Why? Here's a millennial's perspective. Former Bain & Co. management consultant, millennial Fiona McGlynn, is on a sailing sabbatical with her husband, Robin. At press time, the young couple had just crossed the South Pacific and made safe landfall, realizing one of their boating dreams. "So, where are all the boaters your age?" asked a 60-something-year-old, at a patio bar on Gabriola Island in British Columbia. "When I was your age we all had boats and had great big raft-ups out on the water
< To Magazine Home Page Why Aren't Millennials Buying Boats? By Fiona McGlynn Millennials participate in boating at similar rates to their parents, yet they're far less likely to actually own a boat. Why? Here's a millennial's perspective. Former Bain & Co. management consultant, millennial Fiona McGlynn, is on a sailing sabbatical with her husband, Robin. At press time, the young couple had just crossed the South Pacific and made safe landfall, realizing one of their boating dreams. "So, where are all the boaters your age?" asked a 60-something-year-old, at a patio bar on Gabriola Island in British Columbia. "When I was your age we all had boats and had great big raft-ups out on the water

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Cross Applebees off the list

81%. 1:31 PM SAVE SHARE BUSINESS INSIDER Applebee's is ditching millennials after they forced hundreds of restaurant closures 8/27/2017 9:25 AM Kate Taylor Applebee's has given up on millennials. Earlier in August, executives announced that the chain plans to close between 105 and 135 locations this year. Applebee's closed 46 locations in 2016 Sales have been declining, with same- store sales dropping 7% in the most recent quarter. The chain's failed attempt to win over millennial diners is at least partially to blame for struggles, according to executives. Page 1 of 5
81%. 1:31 PM SAVE SHARE BUSINESS INSIDER Applebee's is ditching millennials after they forced hundreds of restaurant closures 8/27/2017 9:25 AM Kate Taylor Applebee's has given up on millennials. Earlier in August, executives announced that the chain plans to close between 105 and 135 locations this year. Applebee's closed 46 locations in 2016 Sales have been declining, with same- store sales dropping 7% in the most recent quarter. The chain's failed attempt to win over millennial diners is at least partially to blame for struggles, according to executives. Page 1 of 5

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