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When after a hot party you get into a taxi:

When after a hot party you get into a taxi:
When after a hot party you get into a taxi:

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michael myers

my friends, family and boyfriend: pointing out that i’ve said multiple times in one week that i’m going to start eating healthy me, not ever intending to actually eat healthy:

my friends, family and boyfriend: pointing out that i've said multiple times in one week that i'm going to start eating healthy me, not ever intending to actually eat healthy:
my friends, family and boyfriend: pointing out that i've said multiple times in one week that i'm going to start eating healthy me, not ever intending to actually eat healthy:

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michael myers halloween @ssssamanthaamua

when it’s 4am & someone in the car asks “what’s the next move?”

when it's 4am & someone in the car asks "what's the next move?'"
when it's 4am & someone in the car asks "what's the next move?'"

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@epecore michael myers

When you on your 8th “damn that’s crazy” and they still telling you they story

When you on your 8th "damn that's crazy" and they still telling you they story
When you on your 8th "damn that's crazy" and they still telling you they story

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@mydickneedscpr michael myers

When you get in the Uber and the driver start talking:

When you get in the Uber and the driver start talking:
When you get in the Uber and the driver start talking:

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michael myers @djprincedc

based on these results y'all should leave black women alone

based on these results y'all should leave black women alone Race by gender Cruz No Answer White men 28% 71% 1% 28% White women 39% 59% 2% 31% Black men 6% 84% 16% N/A Black women 95% 4% 1% 6% Latino men 60% 39% 1% 11% Latino women 66% 34% N/A 13% Others 46% 54% N/A
based on these results y'all should leave black women alone Race by gender Cruz No Answer White men 28% 71% 1% 28% White women 39% 59% 2% 31% Black men 6% 84% 16% N/A Black women 95% 4% 1% 6% Latino men 60% 39% 1% 11% Latino women 66% 34% N/A 13% Others 46% 54% N/A

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@lipgiosse midterms ted cruz

When the ugly home girl get in the backseat with you and then ask “Why you all the way over there?” This how you be looking at your nigga that said she was “Aight”.

When the ugly home girl get in the backseat with you and then ask "Why you all the way over there?" This how you be looking at your n---- that said she was "Aight".
When the ugly home girl get in the backseat with you and then ask "Why you all the way over there?" This how you be looking at your n---- that said she was "Aight".

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@muhfugginjkells michael myers

when the lyft driver locks the door

when the lyft driver locks the door
when the lyft driver locks the door

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@mistdyke lyft michael myers