Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies - Images
14 y/o Neil deGrasse Tyson: you can't "stuff" me in that locker, the proportions of my body are too large to make such an act possible
![Alison @TradWife2049 14 y/o Neil deGrasse Tyson: you can't "stuff" me in that locker, the proportions of my body are too large to make such an act possible Feature First @Feature_First • Mar 7 Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO!. "You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl"... Show more 10:22 PM Mar 9, 2024 · 4.4M Views](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/775/174/17b.jpg)
![Alison @TradWife2049 14 y/o Neil deGrasse Tyson: you can't "stuff" me in that locker, the proportions of my body are too large to make such an act possible Feature First @Feature_First • Mar 7 Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO!. "You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl"... Show more 10:22 PM Mar 9, 2024 · 4.4M Views](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/775/174/17b.jpg)
Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
[neil degrasse tyson voice]: actually, the sonic amplification device would not be “dropping on my ass”, but simply exerting a mutual force of attract...
![[neil degrasse tyson voice]: actually, the sonic amplification device would not be "dropping on my ass", but simply exerting a mutual force of attraction between itself & the earth, "my ass" only serving as an obstruction to the "mic" on its journey towards the earth's surface Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Don't make me find you and mic-drop on your ass.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/338/265/b45.png)
![[neil degrasse tyson voice]: actually, the sonic amplification device would not be "dropping on my ass", but simply exerting a mutual force of attraction between itself & the earth, "my ass" only serving as an obstruction to the "mic" on its journey towards the earth's surface Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Don't make me find you and mic-drop on your ass.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/338/265/b45.png)
Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
[POETRY CLASS] NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: [raises hand] TEACHER: [clenches fist]
![POETRY CLASS NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: [raises hand] TEACHER: [clenches fist]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/338/261/c25.png)
![POETRY CLASS NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: [raises hand] TEACHER: [clenches fist]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/338/261/c25.png)
Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
Upcoming actor: "My first movie is a hit!! I'm gonna become a star!!!" Neil Degrasse Tyson: "Uhhh actually a star is born from gravitational instabil...
Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
[bedtime] DAD: goodnight moon NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *smiles* DAD: goodnight cow jumping over the moon NDT: now wait a second
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![[bedtime] DAD: goodnight moon NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *smiles* DAD: goodnight cow jumping over the moon NDT: now wait a second](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/338/259/10b.png)
Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
[extremely neil degrasse tyson voice] Actually, most novels are visual
![[extremely neil degrasse tyson voice] Actually, most novels are visual](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/338/257/92f.png){kind=small}
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
[Neil Degrasse Tyson voice] Actually, the pee IS stored in the balls
![[Neil Degrasse Tyson voice] Actually, the pee IS stored in the balls](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/338/254/ab8.png){kind=small}
![[Neil Degrasse Tyson voice] Actually, the pee IS stored in the balls](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/338/254/ab8.png){kind=small}
Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
Don’t make me find you and mic-drop on your ass.
Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
[extremely Degrasse Tyson voice] water can not have a shape, unless it is ice, the movie should be called "Ice Movie"
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
DOG 1: hey u know how sometimes ur human has a ball DOG 2: ya DOG 1: sometimes mine throws the ball, but then magically it’s back in his hand! DOG 2: ...
Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
*neil degrasse tyson voice* if the globe was made of gold everyone would die
Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
*neil degrasse tyson voice* it's improbable that matthew mcconaughey would ever go to space. he's an actor! not an astronaut!!!
Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
Mysteries of #Gravity: Why anyone is impressed with a zero-G film 45 years after being impressed with "2001:A Space Odyssey"
Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
Saw Spider-Man. The starless night skies were accurate. Not much is visible from NYC's light-polluted steel & glass canyons.
Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
If Thor's hammer is made of neutron-star matter, implied by legend, then it weighs as much as a herd of 300-billion elephants
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