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14 y/o Neil deGrasse Tyson: you can't "stuff" me in that locker, the proportions of my body are too large to make such an act possible

Alison @TradWife2049 14 y/o Neil deGrasse Tyson: you can't "stuff" me in that locker, the proportions of my body are too large to make such an act possible Feature First @Feature_First • Mar 7 Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO!. "You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl"... Show more 10:22 PM Mar 9, 2024 · 4.4M Views
Alison @TradWife2049 14 y/o Neil deGrasse Tyson: you can't "stuff" me in that locker, the proportions of my body are too large to make such an act possible Feature First @Feature_First • Mar 7 Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO!. "You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl"... Show more 10:22 PM Mar 9, 2024 · 4.4M Views

Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
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[neil degrasse tyson voice]: actually, the sonic amplification device would not be “dropping on my ass”, but simply exerting a mutual force of attraction between itself & the earth, "my ass" only serving as an obstruction to the “mic” on its journey towar

[neil degrasse tyson voice]: actually, the sonic amplification device would not be "dropping on my ass", but simply exerting a mutual force of attraction between itself & the earth, "my ass" only serving as an obstruction to the "mic" on its journey towards the earth's surface Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Don't make me find you and mic-drop on your ass.
[neil degrasse tyson voice]: actually, the sonic amplification device would not be "dropping on my ass", but simply exerting a mutual force of attraction between itself & the earth, "my ass" only serving as an obstruction to the "mic" on its journey towards the earth's surface Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Don't make me find you and mic-drop on your ass.

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[POETRY CLASS] NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: [raises hand] TEACHER: [clenches fist]

POETRY CLASS NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: [raises hand] TEACHER: [clenches fist]
POETRY CLASS NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: [raises hand] TEACHER: [clenches fist]

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Upcoming actor: "My first movie is a hit!! I'm gonna become a star!!!" Neil Degrasse Tyson: "Uhhh actually a star is born from gravitational instability within a molecular cloud, caused by regions of higher density – often triggered by compression of clo

Upcoming actor: "My first movie is a hit!! I'm gonna become a star!!" Neil Degrasse Tyson: "Uhhh actually a star is born from gravitational instability within a molecular cloud, caused by regions of higher density often triggered by compression of clouds by radiation from ma"
Upcoming actor: "My first movie is a hit!! I'm gonna become a star!!" Neil Degrasse Tyson: "Uhhh actually a star is born from gravitational instability within a molecular cloud, caused by regions of higher density often triggered by compression of clouds by radiation from ma"

Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
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[bedtime] DAD: goodnight moon NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *smiles* DAD: goodnight cow jumping over the moon NDT: now wait a second

[bedtime] DAD: goodnight moon NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *smiles* DAD: goodnight cow jumping over the moon NDT: now wait a second
[bedtime] DAD: goodnight moon NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *smiles* DAD: goodnight cow jumping over the moon NDT: now wait a second

Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
neil degrasse tyson goodnight moon bed time @clichedout

[extremely neil degrasse tyson voice] Actually, most novels are visual

[extremely neil degrasse tyson voice] Actually, most novels are visual
[extremely neil degrasse tyson voice] Actually, most novels are visual

Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
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[Neil Degrasse Tyson voice] Actually, the pee IS stored in the balls

[Neil Degrasse Tyson voice] Actually, the pee IS stored in the balls
[Neil Degrasse Tyson voice] Actually, the pee IS stored in the balls

Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
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Don’t make me find you and mic-drop on your ass.

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Don't make me find you and mic-drop on your asS.
Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Don't make me find you and mic-drop on your asS.

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[extremely Degrasse Tyson voice] water can not have a shape, unless it is ice, the movie should be called "Ice Movie"

[extremely Degrasse Tyson voice] water can not have a shape, unless it is ice, the movie should be called "Ice Movie"
[extremely Degrasse Tyson voice] water can not have a shape, unless it is ice, the movie should be called "Ice Movie"

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@simonmaloy neil degrasse tyson ice age

DOG 1: hey u know how sometimes ur human has a ball DOG 2: ya DOG 1: sometimes mine throws the ball, but then magically it’s back in his hand! DOG 2: omg DOG 1: I know NEIL DEGRASSE DOG: actually

DOG 1: hey u know how sometimes ur human has a ball DOG 2: ya DOG 1: sometimes mine throws the ball, but then magically it's back in his hand! DOG 2: omg DOG 1: 1 know NEIL DEGRASSE DOG: actually
DOG 1: hey u know how sometimes ur human has a ball DOG 2: ya DOG 1: sometimes mine throws the ball, but then magically it's back in his hand! DOG 2: omg DOG 1: 1 know NEIL DEGRASSE DOG: actually

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*neil degrasse tyson voice* if the globe was made of gold everyone would die

neil degrasse tyson voice* if the globe was made of gold everyone would die
neil degrasse tyson voice* if the globe was made of gold everyone would die

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*neil degrasse tyson voice* it's improbable that matthew mcconaughey would ever go to space. he's an actor! not an astronaut!!!

@LevNovak "neil degrasse tyson voice* it's improbable that matthew mcconaughey would ever go to space. he's an actor! not an astronaut!!!
@LevNovak "neil degrasse tyson voice* it's improbable that matthew mcconaughey would ever go to space. he's an actor! not an astronaut!!!

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Mysteries of #Gravity: Why anyone is impressed with a zero-G film 45 years after being impressed with "2001:A Space Odyssey"

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Mysteries of #Gravity: Why anyone is impressed with a zero-G film 45 years after being impressed with "2001:A Space Odyssey
Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Mysteries of #Gravity: Why anyone is impressed with a zero-G film 45 years after being impressed with "2001:A Space Odyssey

Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies
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Saw Spider-Man. The starless night skies were accurate. Not much is visible from NYC's light-polluted steel & glass canyons.

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Saw Spider-Man. The starless night skies were accurate. Not much is visible from NYC's light-polluted steel & glass canyons.
Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Saw Spider-Man. The starless night skies were accurate. Not much is visible from NYC's light-polluted steel & glass canyons.

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neil degrasse tyson spider man @neiltyson

If Thor's hammer is made of neutron-star matter, implied by legend, then it weighs as much as a herd of 300-billion elephants

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson If Thor's hammer is made of neutron-star matter, implied by legend, then it weighs as much as a herd of 300-billion elephants
Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson If Thor's hammer is made of neutron-star matter, implied by legend, then it weighs as much as a herd of 300-billion elephants

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