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[POETRY CLASS] NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: [raises hand] TEACHER: [clenches fist]
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![Alison @TradWife2049 14 y/o Neil deGrasse Tyson: you can't "stuff" me in that locker, the proportions of my body are too large to make such an act possible Feature First @Feature_First • Mar 7 Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO!. "You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl"... Show more 10:22 PM Mar 9, 2024 · 4.4M Views](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/775/174/17b.jpg "14 y/o Neil deGrasse Tyson: you can't \"stuff\" me in that locker, the proportions of my body are too large to make such an act possible")
![[neil degrasse tyson voice]: actually, the sonic amplification device would not be "dropping on my ass", but simply exerting a mutual force of attraction between itself & the earth, "my ass" only serving as an obstruction to the "mic" on its journey towards the earth's surface Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Don't make me find you and mic-drop on your ass.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/338/265/b45.png "[neil degrasse tyson voice]: actually, the sonic amplification device would not be “dropping on my ass”, but simply exerting a mutual force of attraction between itself & the earth, \"my ass\" only serving as an obstruction to the “mic” on its journey towar")
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Upcoming actor: "My first movie is a hit!! I'm gonna become a star!!!" Neil Degrasse Tyson: "Uhhh actually a star is born from gravitational instability within a molecular cloud, caused by regions of higher density – often triggered by compression of clo
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[bedtime] DAD: goodnight moon NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *smiles* DAD: goodnight cow jumping over the moon NDT: now wait a second
![[bedtime] DAD: goodnight moon NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *smiles* DAD: goodnight cow jumping over the moon NDT: now wait a second](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/338/259/10b.png "[bedtime] DAD: goodnight moon NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *smiles* DAD: goodnight cow jumping over the moon NDT: now wait a second")
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![[extremely neil degrasse tyson voice] Actually, most novels are visual](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/338/257/92f.png "[extremely neil degrasse tyson voice] Actually, most novels are visual")
![[Neil Degrasse Tyson voice] Actually, the pee IS stored in the balls](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/338/254/ab8.png "[Neil Degrasse Tyson voice] Actually, the pee IS stored in the balls")
[extremely Degrasse Tyson voice] water can not have a shape, unless it is ice, the movie should be called "Ice Movie"
![[extremely Degrasse Tyson voice] water can not have a shape, unless it is ice, the movie should be called "Ice Movie"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/338/246/f09.png "[extremely Degrasse Tyson voice] water can not have a shape, unless it is ice, the movie should be called \"Ice Movie\"")
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DOG 1: hey u know how sometimes ur human has a ball DOG 2: ya DOG 1: sometimes mine throws the ball, but then magically it’s back in his hand! DOG 2: omg DOG 1: I know NEIL DEGRASSE DOG: actually
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*neil degrasse tyson voice* it's improbable that matthew mcconaughey would ever go to space. he's an actor! not an astronaut!!!
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Mysteries of #Gravity: Why anyone is impressed with a zero-G film 45 years after being impressed with "2001:A Space Odyssey"
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Parodies - [POETRY CLASS] NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: [raises hand] TEACHER: [clenches fist]
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![[extremely Degrasse Tyson voice] water can not have a shape, unless it is ice, the movie should be called "Ice Movie"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/338/246/f09.png "[extremely Degrasse Tyson voice] water can not have a shape, unless it is ice, the movie should be called \"Ice Movie\"")
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