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CONGRATULATIONS You are officially no longer a zoomer, now you must decide what you are going to do with your life before you become a boomer in 10 years. COOMER BLOOMER DOOMER CONSOOMER "ОН GOD I'M СООMING "NEW PRODUCT, SO EPIC! "Things are looking on the bright side, what a good day." "Why am I still alive? I've suffered my whole life, another day in this hell." AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" MUST CONSOOM!!" > Low wage, doesn't care > Drinks own c-- > Horny degenerate > Doesn't care about health > P--- and sex toys in room > F---- prostitues for fun > Doesn't care about love > Women fear him >Stable job, good income > Drinks socially > Ambitious optimist > Active in the daytime > List of life goals in room > Healthy sex life > Meeting someone special > Unemployed / Low Wage > Drinks Alcohol / Smokes > Pessimistic nihilist > Walks around at night > Beer cans all over room > Occasional Tinder one night > Nonexistent sex life > Alone and depressed > Women don't know him > Ambition: None > Minimum Wage slave > Drinks Soylent > Childish consumer > Obsessed with Switch > Funko Pops all over room > Obsessed with e-girls > Women walk all over him > Women like him > Ambition: Coom to death > Ambition: Live happy >Ambition: Consume products

CONGRATULATIONS You are officially no longer a zoomer, now you must decide what you are going to do with your life before you become a boomer in 10 years. COOMER BLOOMER DOOMER CONSOOMER "ОН GOD I'M СООMING "NEW PRODUCT, SO EPIC! "Things are looking on the bright side, what a good day." "Why am I still alive? I've suffered my whole life, another day in this hell." AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" MUST CONSOOM!!" > Low wage, doesn't care > Drinks own c-- > Horny degenerate > Doesn't care about health > P--- and sex toys in room > F---- prostitues for fun > Doesn't care about love > Women fear him >Stable job, good income > Drinks socially > Ambitious optimist > Active in the daytime > List of life goals in room > Healthy sex life > Meeting someone special > Unemployed / Low Wage > Drinks Alcohol / Smokes > Pessimistic nihilist > Walks around at night > Beer cans all over room > Occasional Tinder one night > Nonexistent sex life > Alone and depressed > Women don't know him > Ambition: None > Minimum Wage slave > Drinks Soylent > Childish consumer > Obsessed with Switch > Funko Pops all over room > Obsessed with e-girls > Women walk all over him > Women like him > Ambition: Coom to death > Ambition: Live happy >Ambition: Consume products

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The 21 year old Summooner

The 21 year old Summooner "bring chaos!" Every minute of the day can only think about summoooning Kek Believes in meme-magic "Praise kek" "it's working!"

The 21 year old Summooner "bring chaos!" Every minute of the day can only think about summoooning Kek Believes in meme-magic "Praise kek" "it's working!"

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The 18 year old headphoomer

The 18 Year Old HEADPHOONER fantasizes about getting a gf with similar music taste, but he always listens to music instead of socializing can't stand Spotify always carries headphones because of ADHD and misophonia carries a Bluetooth speaker around with him just in case >pulls earbud out >sorry, what? literally all of his music is pirated or royalty-free has taken it upon himself not to make fun of other people's music tastes, no matter how s--- it is knows like one other person who kind of enjoys the same music he does >hey, have you ever heard lof [obscure music genre]? religiously organizes his mušic libřary by genre, room is a total landfill first thing he asks when meeting someone new is, "what music do you listen to?" knows he shouldn't listen to music nearly as loud as he does, enjoys it too much to care refuses to bụy a phone without 3.5mm port /Rollercoasterpilot

The 18 Year Old HEADPHOONER fantasizes about getting a gf with similar music taste, but he always listens to music instead of socializing can't stand Spotify always carries headphones because of ADHD and misophonia carries a Bluetooth speaker around with him just in case >pulls earbud out >sorry, what? literally all of his music is pirated or royalty-free has taken it upon himself not to make fun of other people's music tastes, no matter how s--- it is knows like one other person who kind of enjoys the same music he does >hey, have you ever heard lof [obscure music genre]? religiously organizes his mušic libřary by genre, room is a total landfill first thing he asks when meeting someone new is, "what music do you listen to?" knows he shouldn't listen to music nearly as loud as he does, enjoys it too much to care refuses to bụy a phone without 3.5mm port /Rollercoasterpilot

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The 26 years old KABOOMER

The 26 years old KABOOMER pious - spends every friday at his local mosque proud owner of a manly beard knows how to pilot an airplane and is friends with CIA dresses like a ninja anti-vegan, slaughters a goat for barbecue every week has a collection of vintage soviet firearms from the 5Os - 70s wears stylish NIKE shoes responsible for 9% of all newly created gore videos on the internet well versed in the arts of botanics and alieêtill agriculture: knows how to grow poppy and use ANFO fertillizers for really really impactful wedding cakes and unforgettable events ALLAHU ACKBAR has 5 children and 3 wives already his dream is to emigrate to Germany and become a successful selfmade entrepreneur

The 26 years old KABOOMER pious - spends every friday at his local mosque proud owner of a manly beard knows how to pilot an airplane and is friends with CIA dresses like a ninja anti-vegan, slaughters a goat for barbecue every week has a collection of vintage soviet firearms from the 5Os - 70s wears stylish NIKE shoes responsible for 9% of all newly created gore videos on the internet well versed in the arts of botanics and alieêtill agriculture: knows how to grow poppy and use ANFO fertillizers for really really impactful wedding cakes and unforgettable events ALLAHU ACKBAR has 5 children and 3 wives already his dream is to emigrate to Germany and become a successful selfmade entrepreneur

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The 32 year-old Groomer

The 32 year-old Groomer Owns multiple loli body pillows Wants to buy a sex doll, but can't afford it Doesn't have a sister, but wishes he did. Takes illegal upskirt pictures with a shoe camera he bought on Amazon Corrects people who use the word p-------- instead of ephebophile "Age of consent is lower in most European countries." Has an unwashed cumrag Misses the days of Limewire when CP was easier to find Uses fake social media accounts to contact teenagers currently attending his old high school Feels guilty after masturbating, deletes all his pictures and videos, then regrets doing so and re-downloads them all

The 32 year-old Groomer Owns multiple loli body pillows Wants to buy a sex doll, but can't afford it Doesn't have a sister, but wishes he did. Takes illegal upskirt pictures with a shoe camera he bought on Amazon Corrects people who use the word p-------- instead of ephebophile "Age of consent is lower in most European countries." Has an unwashed cumrag Misses the days of Limewire when CP was easier to find Uses fake social media accounts to contact teenagers currently attending his old high school Feels guilty after masturbating, deletes all his pictures and videos, then regrets doing so and re-downloads them all

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4000 year old toomber

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The 34 year old Janoomer

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Croomer

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Harpooner

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Improover

24 yo improover doesn't care about anything just wants to improve himself currently learning new foreign language read 50 books this year bench pressed 120 kg trying to run 4km in 20 min "AAAAA IM IMPRO0OVING!!!!" does nothing all day only improves quite drinking will quit smoking

24 yo improover doesn't care about anything just wants to improve himself currently learning new foreign language read 50 books this year bench pressed 120 kg trying to run 4km in 20 min "AAAAA IM IMPRO0OVING!!!!" does nothing all day only improves quite drinking will quit smoking

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Goombler

The 20 year old Goombler >hates rich people for merely existing >wants to be rich anyway Plays at massive stakes doesn't even know anything about laws, just f------ gambles borrows money from his friend that he ends up losing anyway. can't pay his rent "AAAAAAAAAA IM GOOMBLING!!!!!!!!" His brain reward centers are completely fried, can only feel pleasure from gambling his life. Everything he thinks about gets converted into gambling lingo has never even heard of extremely aesthetic jacket real jobs shows the duality of man merely by Always in perpetual debt his existence

The 20 year old Goombler >hates rich people for merely existing >wants to be rich anyway Plays at massive stakes doesn't even know anything about laws, just f------ gambles borrows money from his friend that he ends up losing anyway. can't pay his rent "AAAAAAAAAA IM GOOMBLING!!!!!!!!" His brain reward centers are completely fried, can only feel pleasure from gambling his life. Everything he thinks about gets converted into gambling lingo has never even heard of extremely aesthetic jacket real jobs shows the duality of man merely by Always in perpetual debt his existence

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Vooter

The 31 year old VOOTER "What?! You aren't going to VOOT?! Spends 30 hours/week reading and It is your civic duty!!" watching news, thinks him "being informed" somehow matters Genuinely thinks his lone voot will save the world Can't discuss anything but news when out with friends, annoying everyone around him Has seething hatred for anyone who doesn't voot for his party Doesn't realize he is just brainwashing himself with CIA propaganda "ОООННННН YEAH, I'M VOOTIN' !!!!!!" Still foolishly thinks that "the people have the power" like a child Has no goals, thoughts, or ideas beyond what the media spoon-feeds him VOTE

The 31 year old VOOTER "What?! You aren't going to VOOT?! Spends 30 hours/week reading and It is your civic duty!!" watching news, thinks him "being informed" somehow matters Genuinely thinks his lone voot will save the world Can't discuss anything but news when out with friends, annoying everyone around him Has seething hatred for anyone who doesn't voot for his party Doesn't realize he is just brainwashing himself with CIA propaganda "ОООННННН YEAH, I'M VOOTIN' !!!!!!" Still foolishly thinks that "the people have the power" like a child Has no goals, thoughts, or ideas beyond what the media spoon-feeds him VOTE

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The Driver

The Driver Take a hammer instead of a weapon Real hero "I drive" can give you a toothpick "how about this.You s--- your mouth or i'll kick your teeth down your throat and i'll shut it for you", A real human bean

The Driver Take a hammer instead of a weapon Real hero "I drive" can give you a toothpick "how about this.You s--- your mouth or i'll kick your teeth down your throat and i'll shut it for you", A real human bean

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Blower upper

That 20 year old blower upper X' exceptional locus Y' The tip of his d--- is a point at infinity Doesn't know anything about singularities, just f------ blows up blowup scheme W All of his tangent spaces have low dimension V' exceptional locus Y' Lives the smooth lifestyle birational х proper morphism smooth transformed scheme Has never even heard "AAAAAA I'M BLOWING UP!!!" of affine space ambient scheme W singular schem

That 20 year old blower upper X' exceptional locus Y' The tip of his d--- is a point at infinity Doesn't know anything about singularities, just f------ blows up blowup scheme W All of his tangent spaces have low dimension V' exceptional locus Y' Lives the smooth lifestyle birational х proper morphism smooth transformed scheme Has never even heard "AAAAAA I'M BLOWING UP!!!" of affine space ambient scheme W singular schem

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Happooner

The 30 Year Old Happooner would cry like a baby if he ever enjoys watching other people suffer unspeakable tragedy found himself in a HAPPENING severely depressed and anti-social zero survival skills thinks the world is "IT'S GONNA HAPPOON ending whenever there's a flu outbreak AAAAAAAGH" hopes people die just so he can be entertained talks about prepping, doesn't even own a flashlight constantly falls for hoaxes

The 30 Year Old Happooner would cry like a baby if he ever enjoys watching other people suffer unspeakable tragedy found himself in a HAPPENING severely depressed and anti-social zero survival skills thinks the world is "IT'S GONNA HAPPOON ending whenever there's a flu outbreak AAAAAAAGH" hopes people die just so he can be entertained talks about prepping, doesn't even own a flashlight constantly falls for hoaxes

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Mooncher

The 28 year old Mooncher OH GOD IM earth shattering burps and braps GONNA MO0000ONCH *devours 10 quadruple cheeseburgers* doesn't care about anything just f------ MOONCHES ungodly smell used to be a coomer but can't find his d--- anymore eats everything (and everyone) in his path baffles medical experts cultivates entire by simply being alive ecosystems of life only found within his fleshy folds tried growing a neckbeard but doesn't even know where his neck begins and chins end fears no man his flesh has become an impenetrable shield against all attacks *MOONCH* *MOONCH* will one day consume the earth ORIGINAL TASTE Im lovie' it

The 28 year old Mooncher OH GOD IM earth shattering burps and braps GONNA MO0000ONCH *devours 10 quadruple cheeseburgers* doesn't care about anything just f------ MOONCHES ungodly smell used to be a coomer but can't find his d--- anymore eats everything (and everyone) in his path baffles medical experts cultivates entire by simply being alive ecosystems of life only found within his fleshy folds tried growing a neckbeard but doesn't even know where his neck begins and chins end fears no man his flesh has become an impenetrable shield against all attacks *MOONCH* *MOONCH* will one day consume the earth ORIGINAL TASTE Im lovie' it

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