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I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CHRIS PRATT IS AND THAT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CHRIS PRATT IS AND THAT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK

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I deeply admire Harrison Ford's unfailing commitment to taking beloved characters out with him every time he leaves a franchise

V Action & adventure films See more Variety @Variety. 9h Harrison Ford scared off Chris Pratt from ever taking over the role of Indiana Jones after saying, "Don't you get it? I'm Indiana Jones. When I'm gone, he's gone. It's easy." variety.com Chris Pratt Shuts Down Indiana Jones Rumor: Harrison Ford Scared Me Off F... 266 2,207 14.1K

V Action & adventure films See more Variety @Variety. 9h Harrison Ford scared off Chris Pratt from ever taking over the role of Indiana Jones after saying, "Don't you get it? I'm Indiana Jones. When I'm gone, he's gone. It's easy." variety.com Chris Pratt Shuts Down Indiana Jones Rumor: Harrison Ford Scared Me Off F... 266 2,207 14.1K

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when your joke is so good that there is a special meeting with HR and the managing director just to talk about it

when your joke is so good that there is a special meeting with HR and the managing director just to talk about it

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AFTER COMPLETING TRAINING FOR ON PARKS REC MARVEL'S GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY yuILIeme.com

AFTER COMPLETING TRAINING FOR ON PARKS REC MARVEL'S GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY yuILIeme.com

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When you don't have a gun guy in production design.

SK Arms 2d · * A future soldier time travels into a gun store: "I need a rifle to kill aliens that are mostly bullet proof." Ok, you're probably going to want a larger caliber, probably .308, or for armor the added velocity of 6.5 Creed might... "No, we only have 5.56." Ok, no problem. You're going to at least want a longer barrel to keep as much velocity as you can. "I was thinking like, 7 inches." Ah, ok. If portability is a big concern you're probably going to want a super compact PDW style stock. "I need the longest, heaviest stock you can find." ..Ok. Lets talk optics then, a 7" 5.56 is gonna be pretty limited on range so a simple red dot... "I need magnification." Oh, are these aliens hard to identify? "They're gigantic." Oh. "I tell you what, go ahead and put a red dot at a 45. They look sick." Will you ever use it? "I will not." ..so, aliens huh? That sounds rough. "They have incredibly heightened senses. They can smell blood from a mile away." OH. Well, now the shorter barrel makes a little more sense. You're making room for a big suppressor. "A what?" A silencer. Especially if you're going to be shooting these in close proximity to other people, the concussive forces will be... "No thanks. We'll probably shoot a dozen of these full auto in a concrete stairwell." That's...I think you're making my point. "We'll also be fighting in dimly lit areas." You'll want a super bright weapon mounted light. "No I said they'll be dimly lit. What's your dimmest light?" How is this war going for you? "We're losing terribly." LEGO

SK Arms 2d · * A future soldier time travels into a gun store: "I need a rifle to kill aliens that are mostly bullet proof." Ok, you're probably going to want a larger caliber, probably .308, or for armor the added velocity of 6.5 Creed might... "No, we only have 5.56." Ok, no problem. You're going to at least want a longer barrel to keep as much velocity as you can. "I was thinking like, 7 inches." Ah, ok. If portability is a big concern you're probably going to want a super compact PDW style stock. "I need the longest, heaviest stock you can find." ..Ok. Lets talk optics then, a 7" 5.56 is gonna be pretty limited on range so a simple red dot... "I need magnification." Oh, are these aliens hard to identify? "They're gigantic." Oh. "I tell you what, go ahead and put a red dot at a 45. They look sick." Will you ever use it? "I will not." ..so, aliens huh? That sounds rough. "They have incredibly heightened senses. They can smell blood from a mile away." OH. Well, now the shorter barrel makes a little more sense. You're making room for a big suppressor. "A what?" A silencer. Especially if you're going to be shooting these in close proximity to other people, the concussive forces will be... "No thanks. We'll probably shoot a dozen of these full auto in a concrete stairwell." That's...I think you're making my point. "We'll also be fighting in dimly lit areas." You'll want a super bright weapon mounted light. "No I said they'll be dimly lit. What's your dimmest light?" How is this war going for you? "We're losing terribly." LEGO

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Chris Pratt (Star-Lord) with a copy of Spider-Man 2 on the PlayStation 2, legendary piece of nostalgia. PlayStation 2

Chris Pratt (Star-Lord) with a copy of Spider-Man 2 on the PlayStation 2, legendary piece of nostalgia. PlayStation 2

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Back in the elevator

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when you step back in the elevator after you came out at the wrong floor f-- yall lukin at

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Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree

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When Your Best Friend Tells You That They're Interested In Your Favorite Anime

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Hair and Makeup

girl-farts: notviolet: Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern's Hair SHUT THE HELL U P this man has gone too far damn Where does Marvel FIND these people? Imagine Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like "Nah I'm hair and Jeremy raises his hand and says "And I'm makeup surprisingly well done

girl-farts: notviolet: Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern's Hair SHUT THE HELL U P this man has gone too far damn Where does Marvel FIND these people? Imagine Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like "Nah I'm hair and Jeremy raises his hand and says "And I'm makeup surprisingly well done

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Chris Pratt 5 hrs-e Like Page Hello friends and fans. I am in the market for a new header for my FB page. I want to do a contest. Whoever replies with the best header (make sure your signature is big enough to be seen) will have the honor of it being mv official header I don't know photo shop. But you do and this could be a great way for me to notice you and give you accolades plus maybe a free dinner at applebees or something like that who knows sky's the limit. so. i need a header. which looks like it would be 1 tall x 3.5 wide I'm looking to have Peter Quill, Owen, Andy and Emmet in the mix. possibly some other fun stuff including but not limited to previous roles my family, eagles, american flags, guns, cool ford raptors, cigars explosions, anything sly stallone, bloodsport, early steven segal, anything that looks bad ass and will say, "Hey this facebookprofile is chris's and this is what he's all about." maybe some raptors, or even some largemouth bass or deer or trophy elk, maybe some cool guns or rollerblades or possibly even a nascar or a steak maybe even some corndogs. don't ask me! you decide! so yeah. who's gonna get me the best one and have their name displayed for millions of people to see?

Chris Pratt 5 hrs-e Like Page Hello friends and fans. I am in the market for a new header for my FB page. I want to do a contest. Whoever replies with the best header (make sure your signature is big enough to be seen) will have the honor of it being mv official header I don't know photo shop. But you do and this could be a great way for me to notice you and give you accolades plus maybe a free dinner at applebees or something like that who knows sky's the limit. so. i need a header. which looks like it would be 1 tall x 3.5 wide I'm looking to have Peter Quill, Owen, Andy and Emmet in the mix. possibly some other fun stuff including but not limited to previous roles my family, eagles, american flags, guns, cool ford raptors, cigars explosions, anything sly stallone, bloodsport, early steven segal, anything that looks bad ass and will say, "Hey this facebookprofile is chris's and this is what he's all about." maybe some raptors, or even some largemouth bass or deer or trophy elk, maybe some cool guns or rollerblades or possibly even a nascar or a steak maybe even some corndogs. don't ask me! you decide! so yeah. who's gonna get me the best one and have their name displayed for millions of people to see?

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Chris Pratt Everybody

Chris Pratt Page Liked 17 hrs What can I say? do. I love Beijing. ゼ BJ

Chris Pratt Page Liked 17 hrs What can I say? do. I love Beijing. ゼ BJ

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Meanwhile at Chris Pratt's House...

D O HER MEANWHILE AT CHRIS PRATT'S HOUSE

D O HER MEANWHILE AT CHRIS PRATT'S HOUSE

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Chris Squared

Morph a new image smaug-official: Chris-chris-Chris* I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 20,345 notes EC

Morph a new image smaug-official: Chris-chris-Chris* I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 20,345 notes EC

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Chris Pratt going down 4; A New Hope

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Chris Pratt going down 3: The final Showdown

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Tanning is now problematic

Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is? whiscash nentindo vaunit0 melongorl He went from this to this and this Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT brownface omg but he still looks white.... He's also still ugly Have you heard of the giant orb in the sky that can change the colour of your skin

Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is? whiscash nentindo vaunit0 melongorl He went from this to this and this Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT brownface omg but he still looks white.... He's also still ugly Have you heard of the giant orb in the sky that can change the colour of your skin

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Pratt's Advice

LF YOU'REWORKING ON YOUR PLAN B, YOU MAY AS WELL MAKE IT YOUR PLAN A." CHRIS PRATT STUFF! FOR SAL HERE!

LF YOU'REWORKING ON YOUR PLAN B, YOU MAY AS WELL MAKE IT YOUR PLAN A." CHRIS PRATT STUFF! FOR SAL HERE!

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