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When you don't have a gun guy in production design.

SK Arms 2d · * A future soldier time travels into a gun store: "I need a rifle to kill aliens that are mostly bullet proof." Ok, you're probably going to want a larger caliber, probably .308, or for armor the added velocity of 6.5 Creed might... "No, we only have 5.56." Ok, no problem. You're going to at least want a longer barrel to keep as much velocity as you can. "I was thinking like, 7 inches." Ah, ok. If portability is a big concern you're probably going to want a super compact PDW style stock. "I need the longest, heaviest stock you can find." ..Ok. Lets talk optics then, a 7" 5.56 is gonna be pretty limited on range so a simple red dot... "I need magnification." Oh, are these aliens hard to identify? "They're gigantic." Oh. "I tell you what, go ahead and put a red dot at a 45. They look sick." Will you ever use it? "I will not." ..so, aliens huh? That sounds rough. "They have incredibly heightened senses. They can smell blood from a mile away." OH. Well, now the shorter barrel makes a little more sense. You're making room for a big suppressor. "A what?" A silencer. Especially if you're going to be shooting these in close proximity to other people, the concussive forces will be... "No thanks. We'll probably shoot a dozen of these full auto in a concrete stairwell." That's...I think you're making my point. "We'll also be fighting in dimly lit areas." You'll want a super bright weapon mounted light. "No I said they'll be dimly lit. What's your dimmest light?" How is this war going for you? "We're losing terribly." LEGO

SK Arms 2d · * A future soldier time travels into a gun store: "I need a rifle to kill aliens that are mostly bullet proof." Ok, you're probably going to want a larger caliber, probably .308, or for armor the added velocity of 6.5 Creed might... "No, we only have 5.56." Ok, no problem. You're going to at least want a longer barrel to keep as much velocity as you can. "I was thinking like, 7 inches." Ah, ok. If portability is a big concern you're probably going to want a super compact PDW style stock. "I need the longest, heaviest stock you can find." ..Ok. Lets talk optics then, a 7" 5.56 is gonna be pretty limited on range so a simple red dot... "I need magnification." Oh, are these aliens hard to identify? "They're gigantic." Oh. "I tell you what, go ahead and put a red dot at a 45. They look sick." Will you ever use it? "I will not." ..so, aliens huh? That sounds rough. "They have incredibly heightened senses. They can smell blood from a mile away." OH. Well, now the shorter barrel makes a little more sense. You're making room for a big suppressor. "A what?" A silencer. Especially if you're going to be shooting these in close proximity to other people, the concussive forces will be... "No thanks. We'll probably shoot a dozen of these full auto in a concrete stairwell." That's...I think you're making my point. "We'll also be fighting in dimly lit areas." You'll want a super bright weapon mounted light. "No I said they'll be dimly lit. What's your dimmest light?" How is this war going for you? "We're losing terribly." LEGO

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Hair and Makeup

girl-farts: notviolet: Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern's Hair SHUT THE HELL U P this man has gone too far damn Where does Marvel FIND these people? Imagine Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like "Nah I'm hair and Jeremy raises his hand and says "And I'm makeup surprisingly well done

girl-farts: notviolet: Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern's Hair SHUT THE HELL U P this man has gone too far damn Where does Marvel FIND these people? Imagine Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like "Nah I'm hair and Jeremy raises his hand and says "And I'm makeup surprisingly well done

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Chris Squared

Morph a new image smaug-official: Chris-chris-Chris* I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 20,345 notes EC

Morph a new image smaug-official: Chris-chris-Chris* I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 20,345 notes EC

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Tanning is now problematic

Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is? whiscash nentindo vaunit0 melongorl He went from this to this and this Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT brownface omg but he still looks white.... He's also still ugly Have you heard of the giant orb in the sky that can change the colour of your skin

Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is? whiscash nentindo vaunit0 melongorl He went from this to this and this Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT brownface omg but he still looks white.... He's also still ugly Have you heard of the giant orb in the sky that can change the colour of your skin

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Flipping time

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Chris Pratt proves anyone can get in shape.

I take my shirt off because allthe bad feelings make me feel sweaty. comic-chick hipc This is the same man. l think about this a lot.

I take my shirt off because allthe bad feelings make me feel sweaty. comic-chick hipc This is the same man. l think about this a lot.

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I feel safer knowing he's guarding the galaxy.

PAWNEE STREET SITTING IN A TREE AWNEE STREET K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-PI actualubisoft I'm so glad this man is guarding our galaxy 263,769 notes

PAWNEE STREET SITTING IN A TREE AWNEE STREET K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-PI actualubisoft I'm so glad this man is guarding our galaxy 263,769 notes

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To JURASSIC PARKS RECREATION

To JURASSIC PARKS RECREATION

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