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Chris Pratt - When you don't have a gun guy in production design.

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SK Arms 2d · * A future soldier time travels into a gun store: "I need a rifle to kill aliens that are mostly bullet proof." Ok, you're probably going to want a larger caliber, probably .308, or for armor the added velocity of 6.5 Creed might... "No, we only have 5.56." Ok, no problem. You're going to at least want a longer barrel to keep as much velocity as you can. "I was thinking like, 7 inches." Ah, ok. If portability is a big concern you're probably going to want a super compact PDW style stock. "I need the longest, heaviest stock you can find." ..Ok. Lets talk optics then, a 7" 5.56 is gonna be pretty limited on range so a simple red dot... "I need magnification." Oh, are these aliens hard to identify? "They're gigantic." Oh. "I tell you what, go ahead and put a red dot at a 45. They look sick." Will you ever use it? "I will not." ..so, aliens huh? That sounds rough. "They have incredibly heightened senses. They can smell blood from a mile away." OH. Well, now the shorter barrel makes a little more sense. You're making room for a big suppressor. "A what?" A silencer. Especially if you're going to be shooting these in close proximity to other people, the concussive forces will be... "No thanks. We'll probably shoot a dozen of these full auto in a concrete stairwell." That's...I think you're making my point. "We'll also be fighting in dimly lit areas." You'll want a super bright weapon mounted light. "No I said they'll be dimly lit. What's your dimmest light?" How is this war going for you? "We're losing terribly." LEGO

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Jul 09, 2021 at 11:35AM EDT

it's weird that nobody thinks of using biohazard weapons like tear gas on these movies, that's how we get rid of human mobs IRL so you'd think at least one higher up guy would think about it and say _"go gas them aliens in hazmat suits" or something. at least try a flamethrower on them lol, just anything but bullets that even among humans miss 75% of the shots

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Rynjin

Jul 09, 2021 at 01:04AM EDT

Looks kind of like the SMG from Halo 3.

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"I actually really liked the movie but I’m not gonna lie I was yelling the entire time “Why would you send randos into a war zone with guns that don’t actually kill the enemy”?" – @FearTheFloof

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