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I'd Rather Die

"Bare Minimum Parenting"in... @XplodingUnicorn Follow watching a quy on TV do CPR 5-year-old daughter: Why is he kissing her? Me: He's not. He's saving her life 5: l'd rather die 12:53 PM - 23 Mar 2016
"Bare Minimum Parenting"in... @XplodingUnicorn Follow watching a quy on TV do CPR 5-year-old daughter: Why is he kissing her? Me: He's not. He's saving her life 5: l'd rather die 12:53 PM - 23 Mar 2016

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He Gets It

"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b @XplodingUnicorn My 3-year-old puked on the couch We finally got the cushion covers cleaned off, washed, and dried Then my 4-year-old puked on them So I get it, crazy grandmas with plastic covered furniture. I get it. 8:43 PM-16 Nov 2018
"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b @XplodingUnicorn My 3-year-old puked on the couch We finally got the cushion covers cleaned off, washed, and dried Then my 4-year-old puked on them So I get it, crazy grandmas with plastic covered furniture. I get it. 8:43 PM-16 Nov 2018

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Raising Them Right

"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b @XplodingUnicorn My 6-year-old told her sisters to do something and they didn't listen so she let out a mom sigh. We're raising her right. 9:19 AM-17 Nov 2018
"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b @XplodingUnicorn My 6-year-old told her sisters to do something and they didn't listen so she let out a mom sigh. We're raising her right. 9:19 AM-17 Nov 2018

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Grown Ups Aren't Funny

"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: We laugh a lot in class. Me: The kids are funny or the teacher is funny? 6: The kids. Grown-ups aren't funny Ouch. 11:58 AM-18 Nov 2018
"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: We laugh a lot in class. Me: The kids are funny or the teacher is funny? 6: The kids. Grown-ups aren't funny Ouch. 11:58 AM-18 Nov 2018

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Baby Talk

"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b @XplodingUnicorn Follow 3-year-old daughter: Will I have a baby in my belly someday? Me: If you want to. 3: No thanks. That's where l put my candy. 8:30 AM -5 Apr 2016
"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b @XplodingUnicorn Follow 3-year-old daughter: Will I have a baby in my belly someday? Me: If you want to. 3: No thanks. That's where l put my candy. 8:30 AM -5 Apr 2016

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The Future

"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b @XplodingUnicorn Follow 4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff? 6:30 AM-2 Oct 2014
"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b @XplodingUnicorn Follow 4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff? 6:30 AM-2 Oct 2014

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Bare Minimum Parenting

"A painfully honest and hilarious parenting book for us non-parenting-book-reading underachievers trying to survive the whole parenting experience." 20 BRIAN GORDON, creator of the WERCOMIC FONL LANGUAGE BARE MINIMUM Parenting The Ultimate Guide to Your Child NOT QUITE RUINING James Breakwell,T AUTHOR OF ONLY DEAD ON THE INSIDE
"A painfully honest and hilarious parenting book for us non-parenting-book-reading underachievers trying to survive the whole parenting experience." 20 BRIAN GORDON, creator of the WERCOMIC FONL LANGUAGE BARE MINIMUM Parenting The Ultimate Guide to Your Child NOT QUITE RUINING James Breakwell,T AUTHOR OF ONLY DEAD ON THE INSIDE

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Only Dead On The Inside

ONLY DEAD ON THE INSIDE A PARENT'S GUIDE TO SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE I told you to go before the apocalypse I need to go potty now! JAMES BREAKWELL
ONLY DEAD ON THE INSIDE A PARENT'S GUIDE TO SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE I told you to go before the apocalypse I need to go potty now! JAMES BREAKWELL

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Where all the missing cookies go...

Bare Minimum Parenting" in b... C @XplodingUnicorn Follow Me: Who ate all the cookies? 5-year-old: Ninjas Me: I didn't see them 5-year-old: No one ever does Checkmate. 5:57 PM-6 Jun 2015
Bare Minimum Parenting" in b... C @XplodingUnicorn Follow Me: Who ate all the cookies? 5-year-old: Ninjas Me: I didn't see them 5-year-old: No one ever does Checkmate. 5:57 PM-6 Jun 2015

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Boys

"Bare Minimum Parenting"in... @XplodingUnicorn Follow 5-year-old daughter: I think a boy likes me He drew me a dinosaur Me: That could mean anything. 5: The dinosaur had a hat Oh s---. 9:05 AM-25 Jun 2015
"Bare Minimum Parenting"in... @XplodingUnicorn Follow 5-year-old daughter: I think a boy likes me He drew me a dinosaur Me: That could mean anything. 5: The dinosaur had a hat Oh s---. 9:05 AM-25 Jun 2015

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The Economy

"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b @XplodingUnicorn Follow 5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That'd wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation 8:29 AM - 7 Sep 2015
"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b @XplodingUnicorn Follow 5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That'd wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation 8:29 AM - 7 Sep 2015

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Beauty

"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b... C @XplodingUnicorn Follow 5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup? Me: To look pretty 5: But she's already pretty Me: Aww 5: Dad, you should wear makeup. 9:08 AM - 19 Jun 2015
"Bare Minimum Parenting" in b... C @XplodingUnicorn Follow 5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup? Me: To look pretty 5: But she's already pretty Me: Aww 5: Dad, you should wear makeup. 9:08 AM - 19 Jun 2015

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