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ToiletStool.com 1539 Home < Previous page: 1540 | Next Page: 1538 > Random Survey Search Select Page GO Frustrated Plunger Is there any physiological differences between men and women that causes women's poop to be wider? My wife & I can eat the same things I poop - flush no problem - she poops - I spend 10-20 minutes plunging the toilet... I had devised a crude camper's toilet for her to poop in because I got tired of plunging - she didn't like that so we got a long-handled barbeque knife so she can cut the offending turds into smaller more flush-friendly pieces - I still end up plunging 2-3 times a week - I ask "did you cut it up" and she replies "it looked like it would flush...".....I worry that one of my kids is going to go after her and not know she's plugged the works up and try to flush and I'll have turds floating down my hallway... bubba turd I'm a male colege freshmen and I had an interesting s--- today. All day long I was letting out long, stinky, silent farts and knew I the type mat rises at the back to ToHow the curves of your out. They are the me Front seats in the world, and are best when you are sitting all the way back with your legs together. You could sit there for hours and still be comfortable. They are highly contoured. It was cool to have a conversation about the bathroom with a stranger. Saturday, December 02, 2006 bigphil to joeljack: yeah, other than my girlfriend, i've been walked in on by my sis, mum and dad at different times. also, one time i went to a public toilet and there was no lock on any of the doors, it was a busy day in the park that day and one dude walked in on me mid-s---
ToiletStool.com 1539 Home < Previous page: 1540 | Next Page: 1538 > Random Survey Search Select Page GO Frustrated Plunger Is there any physiological differences between men and women that causes women's poop to be wider? My wife & I can eat the same things I poop - flush no problem - she poops - I spend 10-20 minutes plunging the toilet... I had devised a crude camper's toilet for her to poop in because I got tired of plunging - she didn't like that so we got a long-handled barbeque knife so she can cut the offending turds into smaller more flush-friendly pieces - I still end up plunging 2-3 times a week - I ask "did you cut it up" and she replies "it looked like it would flush...".....I worry that one of my kids is going to go after her and not know she's plugged the works up and try to flush and I'll have turds floating down my hallway... bubba turd I'm a male colege freshmen and I had an interesting s--- today. All day long I was letting out long, stinky, silent farts and knew I the type mat rises at the back to ToHow the curves of your out. They are the me Front seats in the world, and are best when you are sitting all the way back with your legs together. You could sit there for hours and still be comfortable. They are highly contoured. It was cool to have a conversation about the bathroom with a stranger. Saturday, December 02, 2006 bigphil to joeljack: yeah, other than my girlfriend, i've been walked in on by my sis, mum and dad at different times. also, one time i went to a public toilet and there was no lock on any of the doors, it was a busy day in the park that day and one dude walked in on me mid-s---

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The Earliest Known Reference to Poop Knives, on June 29nth 1998, by Gary

ToiletStool.com 77 Home < Previous page: 78 | Next Page: 76 > Random Survey Search Select Page GO Home < Previous page: 78 | Next Page: 76 > Random Survey Search Select Page GO girls do it in the reverse direction to boys, or maybe they reverse directions for jobbies and pees, or maybe I just got it wrong??? Gary (form Oz) Gary Hi Diskputers I'm older than 18...but I can tell you what I did when I was a kid and was constipated. From your previous posts I remember you saying that you were constipated early in life. So was I. And I'm not talking about just a couple or three days either. When I was little I would often go for nearly two weeks without a bowel movement. Seven...eight...nine days were commonplace...Once it got beyond that though; I'd get sick... vomiting, the whole bit. Mom had to give me two or three enemas to get me cleaned out. But what that did; and it's probably the same with you...all those years of being so full has stretched our intestines and colon to the point where we can accumulate such a large volume of waste that it's too big to pass through the anus without pain. When I was your age I would often feel an urge and go sit on the toilet. But, as the movement neared my anus I would start to feel just how large and hard it was. I would anticipate the incredible pain that was awaiting me, and suck the thing back up for a while. I knew I had to continue though...and would gradually allow things to progress. Often I would use a finger to break off some "marbles" in an effort to make the thing smaller. Eventually the turd would exit me...often streaked with blood. It felt like razors were slicing at my anus as it passed. It would be so large that it could never flush: I kept a knife hidden in the bathroom for that purpose. I'll write more if you want...As for me I would like you to tell me more about your experiences. Gary Home < Previous page: 78 | Next Page: 76 > Random Survey Search Select Page GO have killed me if I ever had an accident in my pants. Monday, June 29, 1998 Thom
ToiletStool.com 77 Home < Previous page: 78 | Next Page: 76 > Random Survey Search Select Page GO Home < Previous page: 78 | Next Page: 76 > Random Survey Search Select Page GO girls do it in the reverse direction to boys, or maybe they reverse directions for jobbies and pees, or maybe I just got it wrong??? Gary (form Oz) Gary Hi Diskputers I'm older than 18...but I can tell you what I did when I was a kid and was constipated. From your previous posts I remember you saying that you were constipated early in life. So was I. And I'm not talking about just a couple or three days either. When I was little I would often go for nearly two weeks without a bowel movement. Seven...eight...nine days were commonplace...Once it got beyond that though; I'd get sick... vomiting, the whole bit. Mom had to give me two or three enemas to get me cleaned out. But what that did; and it's probably the same with you...all those years of being so full has stretched our intestines and colon to the point where we can accumulate such a large volume of waste that it's too big to pass through the anus without pain. When I was your age I would often feel an urge and go sit on the toilet. But, as the movement neared my anus I would start to feel just how large and hard it was. I would anticipate the incredible pain that was awaiting me, and suck the thing back up for a while. I knew I had to continue though...and would gradually allow things to progress. Often I would use a finger to break off some "marbles" in an effort to make the thing smaller. Eventually the turd would exit me...often streaked with blood. It felt like razors were slicing at my anus as it passed. It would be so large that it could never flush: I kept a knife hidden in the bathroom for that purpose. I'll write more if you want...As for me I would like you to tell me more about your experiences. Gary Home < Previous page: 78 | Next Page: 76 > Random Survey Search Select Page GO have killed me if I ever had an accident in my pants. Monday, June 29, 1998 Thom

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Meme of a bathroom with a very psychedelic swirly in the floor next to the toilet, with caption joking that you should discard your poop knife into the "time-space vortex" when you've finished using it.
Meme of a bathroom with a very psychedelic swirly in the floor next to the toilet, with caption joking that you should discard your poop knife into the "time-space vortex" when you've finished using it.

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Light] was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. r/confession 19627 points 1688 comments MrsWhirly 71 points.5 days ago My family uses a spatula, affectionately referred to as "The Shatula". Obviously, it stays in the upstairs bathroom, which is the proper place to go for such an event, and we don't use it in the kitchen. More comments [Light] was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. r/confession 19622 points 1688 comments Garg and Moonslicer 214 points-5 days ago Hey op. My family doesn't have a poop knife, but we have a poop ruler that cuts up poop. So you aren't alone. More comments
Light] was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. r/confession 19627 points 1688 comments MrsWhirly 71 points.5 days ago My family uses a spatula, affectionately referred to as "The Shatula". Obviously, it stays in the upstairs bathroom, which is the proper place to go for such an event, and we don't use it in the kitchen. More comments [Light] was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. r/confession 19622 points 1688 comments Garg and Moonslicer 214 points-5 days ago Hey op. My family doesn't have a poop knife, but we have a poop ruler that cuts up poop. So you aren't alone. More comments

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H Iarnnottouchingewe . 24 points 5 days ago My friends sister laid a huge turd in the toilet. She couldn't get it to flush. So she just casually strolls into kitchen while me and my buddy are watching Friday night videos, and grabs a pocket knife from the junk drawer. Goes back towards the bathroom, my buddy is hey what the eff you need a knife for? So she says the toilet won't flush. Their dad hears this jumps up and runs down to bathroom and screams who the s--- this turd. Which brings mom into the bathroom she freaks out. No all 5 of us are in the throne room in admiration of her magnificent turd. The dad asks what is the knife for and his sister goes it's what I use to cut them. Yeah that's what she said. It was silent until her mom asked how long have you been cutting turds with that knife, I am dying my friend is in tears, well since we are all here I guess the secret is out so I get massive turds on my period mom. So for about six years mom. She goes to leave and her dad grabs her and says cut the cheese sweet pea and that's your knife now. That's it I cant breathe I am laughing so hard. She is in tears her mom is mortified and her dad was trying to be supportive, my buddy and I are being total jackasses. Her dad pulls us aside and threatened to kick the s--- out us if a word of sir turdly of bummertown gets out of the house. We never said a word about it outside of their house but we were brutal to here at home permalink embedsave report roply
H Iarnnottouchingewe . 24 points 5 days ago My friends sister laid a huge turd in the toilet. She couldn't get it to flush. So she just casually strolls into kitchen while me and my buddy are watching Friday night videos, and grabs a pocket knife from the junk drawer. Goes back towards the bathroom, my buddy is hey what the eff you need a knife for? So she says the toilet won't flush. Their dad hears this jumps up and runs down to bathroom and screams who the s--- this turd. Which brings mom into the bathroom she freaks out. No all 5 of us are in the throne room in admiration of her magnificent turd. The dad asks what is the knife for and his sister goes it's what I use to cut them. Yeah that's what she said. It was silent until her mom asked how long have you been cutting turds with that knife, I am dying my friend is in tears, well since we are all here I guess the secret is out so I get massive turds on my period mom. So for about six years mom. She goes to leave and her dad grabs her and says cut the cheese sweet pea and that's your knife now. That's it I cant breathe I am laughing so hard. She is in tears her mom is mortified and her dad was trying to be supportive, my buddy and I are being total jackasses. Her dad pulls us aside and threatened to kick the s--- out us if a word of sir turdly of bummertown gets out of the house. We never said a word about it outside of their house but we were brutal to here at home permalink embedsave report roply

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