ROZZIETHEALIEN

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Rozzie the Alien is a convicted Terrestial Molester from planet Zotz. He was imprisoned in the Zeta Reticuli Star System for 40 Years before breaking out and travelling to earth on a stolen spaceship. Little is known about ROZZIETHEALIEN's personal life besides that he has quite a factuation with extremely Young Earthling Women and karaoke music. Rozzie originally washed up on YouNow but disgraced by their company and left robbed of his views and subscribers Rozzie fled to dying site Tinychat where he can live out the rest of his days in peace . Rozzie is very fluent in Alien Garble, Spanish, Russian & English . in 2017 there was believed to be other escapee's from planet Zotz that assumed the identity of Rozzie . The two Zotz escapees were later found to be typ0 and Xyzzy. It is unknown if they are all working together under the alias of ROZZIETHEALIEN or if the original Rozzie is dead.

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1927 - BORN ON PLANET ZOTZ IN ZETA RETICULI STAR SYSTEM
40 LIGHT YEARS FROM EARTH-ABOUT 230 TRILLION MILES

1947-- VOLUNTEERED TO BE PART OF EARTH CONTACT MISSION

1947 -- UFO CRASHED WHILE HOVERING OVER ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO

1947 -- ONLY SURVIVOR. U.S. GOVERNMENT AGENTS QUICKLY COVERED UP CRASH CALLING IT A "WEATHER BALLOON"

1947 -- TAKEN TO AREA 51 IN SOUTHERN NEVADA

1947 to 1950 -- U.S. GOVERNMENT SPENT 3 YEARS DOING PHYSICAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTS ON ROZZIE

1950 -- WITH THE HELP OF A SYMPATHETIC AREA 51 WORKER, ESCAPED.

1950 to 2016 -- TRAVELED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD INCOGNITO, ALWAYS STAYING ONE STEP AHEAD OF U.S. GOVERNMENT AGENTS TRYING TO BRING HIM BACK TO AREA 51.

2017 -- MOTHERSHIP MADE CONTACT WITH ROZZIE, LANDED AT A PRE-ARRANGED TIME AND PLACE AND TOOK ROZZIE BACK TO HIS FORMER LIFE ON THE PLANET ZOTZ