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ENTIRE GYM PACES O Wander aimlessly around the entire area of the gym until you get winded. Don't forget to act like you own the place/have all the time in the world. Whoa, Is that guy grunting at me? PACE Oh, is my in the TapOut shirtshoe untied? That smell's not me, right? MUSCLES USED . Legs Fen .Back . Brain (overthinking)
ENTIRE GYM PACES O Wander aimlessly around the entire area of the gym until you get winded. Don't forget to act like you own the place/have all the time in the world. Whoa, Is that guy grunting at me? PACE Oh, is my in the TapOut shirtshoe untied? That smell's not me, right? MUSCLES USED . Legs Fen .Back . Brain (overthinking)

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gym exercise workout

WATER FOUNTAIN BENDS 4-5 Repetitions, or until you have to pee. APPROACH GRIP SIP MUSCLES USED . Hamstrings . Back Lips and Throat (water too cold)
WATER FOUNTAIN BENDS 4-5 Repetitions, or until you have to pee. APPROACH GRIP SIP MUSCLES USED . Hamstrings . Back Lips and Throat (water too cold)

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water fountain exercise

Fist pump

O TOTAL BABE LOOK-AROUNDS Sets of perfect 10, elastic waistband recommended LEAN INFIST PUMP DENY MUSCLES USED Cheek NNeck . Back . Heart eD ·Boner Muscle
O TOTAL BABE LOOK-AROUNDS Sets of perfect 10, elastic waistband recommended LEAN INFIST PUMP DENY MUSCLES USED Cheek NNeck . Back . Heart eD ·Boner Muscle

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college humor

Ipod

ISOLATED IPOD THUMB CIRCLES 75-100 full circles or until completion of "Getting Brolic" playlist TOUCH SHUFFLE PERFECT! MUSCLES USED . Neck Wrist . Thumb . Back .Ears (jams fully pumped)
ISOLATED IPOD THUMB CIRCLES 75-100 full circles or until completion of "Getting Brolic" playlist TOUCH SHUFFLE PERFECT! MUSCLES USED . Neck Wrist . Thumb . Back .Ears (jams fully pumped)

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ipod exercise safety instructions

10 0 Do not allow the solar eclipse to distract you while treading water and eating doritos
10 0 Do not allow the solar eclipse to distract you while treading water and eating doritos

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solar eclipse life jacket

airtoons.com Air Condoms are stored over-head for in-flight “quickies."
airtoons.com Air Condoms are stored over-head for in-flight “quickies."

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airplane

airtoons.com For added security, you may wish to superglue your baby to your chest
airtoons.com For added security, you may wish to superglue your baby to your chest

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baby glue

airtoons.com ooo00000 Nerds are encouraged to get the f--- out
airtoons.com ooo00000 Nerds are encouraged to get the f--- out

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safety parody nerd airplane

In the event of an accidental a--- gas release, masks will drop down from a little trap door in the ceiling. Kids don't get any though, because they can just suffer like the little brats that they are.
In the event of an accidental a--- gas release, masks will drop down from a little trap door in the ceiling. Kids don't get any though, because they can just suffer like the little brats that they are.

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fart

airtoons.com 5 In the event of an airline evacuation, style points will be given based on form and artistic impression.
airtoons.com 5 In the event of an airline evacuation, style points will be given based on form and artistic impression.

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evacuation parody style points

Urine sensor detects when you urinate in sea water, causing harm to sea life.
Urine sensor detects when you urinate in sea water, causing harm to sea life.

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vest

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting

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debris trapped oxygen fart

If your building collapses, give yourself a bl wj*b while waiting to be rescued
If your building collapses, give yourself a bl wj*b while waiting to be rescued

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Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f* away
Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f* away

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Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!
Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

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If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

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terrorist arrow pinning

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

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fire set yourself on fire run do not

Nasty Safety Instructions

Take-off, Landing & During Movement Water Evacuation Oxygen Supply Land & Water Evacuation Exits Bracing Positions EXIT OPERATION ASSESS OUTSIDE CONDITIONS. IF OPENING EXIT INCREASES THE HAZARD TO PASSENGERS DO NOT OPEN. Slide Evacuation
Take-off, Landing & During Movement Water Evacuation Oxygen Supply Land & Water Evacuation Exits Bracing Positions EXIT OPERATION ASSESS OUTSIDE CONDITIONS. IF OPENING EXIT INCREASES THE HAZARD TO PASSENGERS DO NOT OPEN. Slide Evacuation

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Try not to cry

O WRITHING-IN-PAIN CRIES O Just let it out, man. Let it out. LIE DOWN TRY NOT TO CRY CRY A LOT MUSCLES USED - Back (broken) Soul (crushed)
O WRITHING-IN-PAIN CRIES O Just let it out, man. Let it out. LIE DOWN TRY NOT TO CRY CRY A LOT MUSCLES USED - Back (broken) Soul (crushed)

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collegehumor try not to cry cry a lot lie down

Pre-historic Devices

The use of pre-historic electronic devices is simply unacceptable.
The use of pre-historic electronic devices is simply unacceptable.

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