Where Are They Now? Here's What 'Big Ed' From '90 Day Fiancé' Has Been Up To Since His Infamous Reality TV Show Stint
![File (158 KB, 650x400) ! Anonymous (DMSSEH)07/26/14(Sat)19:01:55 No.558955032 [Reply] >l was only 9 years old l loved Billy Mays so much, I bought all of his fantastic products l pray to Billy every night before bed, thanking him for the fantastic products I've been given >"Billy Mays is love say; "Billy Mays is life >My dad hears me and calls me a consumerist l know he was just jealous of my devotion to 3 easy payments I called him a over spender >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts sl lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Billy >l am so happy >He whispers into my ear This is my guarantee." >He grabs me with his powerful sales hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I am ready >l spread my wallet for Billy >He penetrates my bank account. slt costs so little but I do it for Billy >l can feel my credit rate improving as my eyes s >l push against his khakis >l want to please Billy >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with big city sliders >My dad walks in >Billy Mays looks him straight in the eyes and says "just pay shipping and handling." >Billy leaves through my window >Billy Mays is love. Billy Mays is life tart to water](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/801/029/cf1.jpg "cf1.jpg")
![File: shrek 3ipg (122 KB, 1024x768) Anonymous (ID 9RMBzcD OV) 05/12/14(Mon)19:56:17 No.546188484 [Reply]546188596 >Today i wear my shrek hat to school >All The kids teased me calling me f-- or h--- >I ran awa >"Shrek is love" I said, "Shrek is life" >l wiped away the tears of my eyes while i am pelted by onion skins >l made them believe i hated it but instead became aroused by it >Craving shrek y to the bathroom to pray to shr ek WANTING shrek >As the day dragged on more and more kids made fun of me >All i said to them was"shrek is love, shrek is life >At lunch I sat alone, isolated, from the non believers SHRe drew in my notebook of a chapel, for my savior, shrek Today they served pizza >And onion soup >l quickly ran to my seat and ate the pizza leaving the soup >l made an offer to shrek by opening my uethra and pouring the soup down in >I held back tears as my penis >Then came a roar >That roar, came from shrek >With his huge onion d---, he impaled over 78 kids and 23 teacher >Murdering them all > All except me >He bent me over the table, spread my ass, and inserted his onion shaped penis, dripping with blood >After the penetration, he whispered "This is my swamp" > I realed back, making shrek Roar with orgamic pleasure > He then shot his onion powder 10 inches deep into my rectum > The principal saw him, shrek then looked him i the eyes and said "its all ogre now" and broke through the wall. Waitingto return became barney purple](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/755/083/f3d.png "Anon Has Onion Soup")
