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File: 4f1ipg (235 KB, 770x587) I have a idea. Anonymous 10/05/14(Sun)19:43:48 No.5749832 We should take all the fat womens fat. And put it in their boobs. DERP
File: 4f1ipg (235 KB, 770x587) I have a idea. Anonymous 10/05/14(Sun)19:43:48 No.5749832 We should take all the fat womens fat. And put it in their boobs. DERP

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File: 1374360790684 jg-(357 KB, 1920x1080, 1367885161753 jpg) 「Anonymous (D Ok story time B8zcd169) 07/20/13 Sat 18:53:10 No 494536774 Reples:>>4945 39 170 >>494540261쯔494540450 프494S4 476,)494540613프494540928 On my way home from work >Prostitute stops me, asks if i wanna have a good time Easy 9/10 Notice she already has her hand down my pants TFW rar Head back to my place, dont even negotiate prices Enter aparment, prace is a mess >Dirty dishes, trash everywhere, can tell she looks disgusted >"Oh, my damn roomate is a f------ pig sObvious i dont have roomate >Ready to go, i move the empty pizza box off the couch and start kissing her >Get hard immediately, she pulls my d--- out and starts kissing the tip >Every kiss she looks up at me >Tell me your name >Oh, my names anon" > Nice to meet you, anon > Tell me what i can do for you, anon >Harderthanever jpg >Every kiss gets me harder than i thought possible Fantasys taking over as the testosterone runs through my vains > Lick my a------, baby" >"Ok she says without a moments pause >On my back, now, she keeps kissing me working down my d--- until she has my right nut in her mouth >Ready or not, she licks my grundel and works her way to my a------ >Enjoying this way too much >Very softly she slides a finger into my ass >Enterthedragon@brucelee.go R----------- needs some attention >"You know what I really want? >Buttsex >"Oh, well thats gonna cost ya >Damn, still never negotiated any prices YOLO gf >Whatever, it will be worth it >A--- insertion commences Like the way that feels >Keep thinking about sister > Take that d---, Heather >How did i let that slip -E-------- the load of a million loads in her ass >Damn that felt good >lsert c-- and s--- covered c--- into her mouth >Never before had i gotten so much satisfaction sOnly thing to do now is pay the piper >"So what do I owe ya? A---? Thats $800 >U got to be kidding me, I dont have that kind of money >Reach into my pocket, pull out a my gat, and tell that w---- to read the first letter of every sentence
File: 1374360790684 jg-(357 KB, 1920x1080, 1367885161753 jpg) 「Anonymous (D Ok story time B8zcd169) 07/20/13 Sat 18:53:10 No 494536774 Reples:>>4945 39 170 >>494540261쯔494540450 프494S4 476,)494540613프494540928 On my way home from work >Prostitute stops me, asks if i wanna have a good time Easy 9/10 Notice she already has her hand down my pants TFW rar Head back to my place, dont even negotiate prices Enter aparment, prace is a mess >Dirty dishes, trash everywhere, can tell she looks disgusted >"Oh, my damn roomate is a f------ pig sObvious i dont have roomate >Ready to go, i move the empty pizza box off the couch and start kissing her >Get hard immediately, she pulls my d--- out and starts kissing the tip >Every kiss she looks up at me >Tell me your name >Oh, my names anon" > Nice to meet you, anon > Tell me what i can do for you, anon >Harderthanever jpg >Every kiss gets me harder than i thought possible Fantasys taking over as the testosterone runs through my vains > Lick my a------, baby" >"Ok she says without a moments pause >On my back, now, she keeps kissing me working down my d--- until she has my right nut in her mouth >Ready or not, she licks my grundel and works her way to my a------ >Enjoying this way too much >Very softly she slides a finger into my ass >Enterthedragon@brucelee.go R----------- needs some attention >"You know what I really want? >Buttsex >"Oh, well thats gonna cost ya >Damn, still never negotiated any prices YOLO gf >Whatever, it will be worth it >A--- insertion commences Like the way that feels >Keep thinking about sister > Take that d---, Heather >How did i let that slip -E-------- the load of a million loads in her ass >Damn that felt good >lsert c-- and s--- covered c--- into her mouth >Never before had i gotten so much satisfaction sOnly thing to do now is pay the piper >"So what do I owe ya? A---? Thats $800 >U got to be kidding me, I dont have that kind of money >Reach into my pocket, pull out a my gat, and tell that w---- to read the first letter of every sentence

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File 1285518917562 ipg (14 KB, 180x166, 180px-DaConch jpg) Magic Conch 09/26/10(Sun)12:35:1 No.274978951 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:40:5 No.274979970 Fellow club members! Ask the magic conch anything. The conch knows all! what are OP's thoughts on the enjoyment of receiving a--- sex? Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:35:4 No.274979021 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:38:4 No.274979545 Is OP a f-----? What are op's feelings on gay marriage, given that he is a f----- himself? >> □ Anonymous 09 26 10 Sun 12:36 2 No.274979163贂Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12 384 No 274979564 Anonymous 0926 10 Sun 12:42 0 No.274980167 why is op such a f----- Could OP be more of a f--? Why can't OP like women? Anonymous 09.26 10(Sun)12:36:4 No.274979228 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:37:4 No.274979385 □ Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun) 12:39: 1 No.274979633 l Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:53:3 No. how can OP stop being a f--? is OP good at giving blow jobs? If OP isn't a f--, what about his boyfriend? Is OP a--- retentive? Anonymous 09/26 10(Sun)12:37:3 No.274979352 l Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:38:5 No.274979582 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:40:4 No.274979927 was OP born a f-- or did OP choose to be one? does OP prefer to be called a "f--" or a "f-----"? Is OP's boyfriend a f-----, too, or is he a dead h-----? Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun) 12:37:3 No.274979372 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun) 12:38:3 No.274979525 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:42:4 No.274980273 Does OP's parents know they raised a f-----? does OP enjoy receiving b------- as much as he does giving them? does OP enjoy the taste of semen? Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:37:4 No.274979378 贂Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:38:2 No.274979505 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:40:0 No.274979810 why can't op be heterosexual? does it make OP a f-- if he blows other f-- OPs? when did OP first realize he was a f--?
File 1285518917562 ipg (14 KB, 180x166, 180px-DaConch jpg) Magic Conch 09/26/10(Sun)12:35:1 No.274978951 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:40:5 No.274979970 Fellow club members! Ask the magic conch anything. The conch knows all! what are OP's thoughts on the enjoyment of receiving a--- sex? Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:35:4 No.274979021 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:38:4 No.274979545 Is OP a f-----? What are op's feelings on gay marriage, given that he is a f----- himself? >> □ Anonymous 09 26 10 Sun 12:36 2 No.274979163贂Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12 384 No 274979564 Anonymous 0926 10 Sun 12:42 0 No.274980167 why is op such a f----- Could OP be more of a f--? Why can't OP like women? Anonymous 09.26 10(Sun)12:36:4 No.274979228 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:37:4 No.274979385 □ Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun) 12:39: 1 No.274979633 l Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:53:3 No. how can OP stop being a f--? is OP good at giving blow jobs? If OP isn't a f--, what about his boyfriend? Is OP a--- retentive? Anonymous 09/26 10(Sun)12:37:3 No.274979352 l Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:38:5 No.274979582 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:40:4 No.274979927 was OP born a f-- or did OP choose to be one? does OP prefer to be called a "f--" or a "f-----"? Is OP's boyfriend a f-----, too, or is he a dead h-----? Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun) 12:37:3 No.274979372 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun) 12:38:3 No.274979525 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:42:4 No.274980273 Does OP's parents know they raised a f-----? does OP enjoy receiving b------- as much as he does giving them? does OP enjoy the taste of semen? Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:37:4 No.274979378 贂Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:38:2 No.274979505 Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:40:0 No.274979810 why can't op be heterosexual? does it make OP a f-- if he blows other f-- OPs? when did OP first realize he was a f--?

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update]Auto] 8 File: Md2Sf.jpg (8 KB, 244x138) Anonymous (ID: H HERSHO) 10/04/14(Sat)22:16:15 No.572225105-2 Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 No.- browsing a "best of 4chan" thread -see this at a friends house scheck out his itunes fibrary >literally only one song >Linkin Park In The End almost 30,000 plays Match 3...the post was about me Anonymous (ID: 1TFgkN7h) 10/04/14(Sat)22:17:50 No.572225323 3572225105 (OP Why do you not want to listen to me music? > Anonymous (ID: LE KOP.) 10/04/14(Sat )22:20:22 No.572225664 >2572226741 Prove it you f------ p------------ Anonymous (D vQHBhGWq ) 10/04/14(Sat)22:27:20 No.572226741 >>572227849>>572228438 3572225664 getting proof right now, bumping for time Anonymous (ID: vaHBhGWa) 10/04/14(Sat)22:39:07 No.57222843935722285343 572228556235722285692572228693572228716 572230353 늪늪572230405 5722288055722288252572228853572228901 572228 File: linkinpark.ong (66 KB, 1095x156) Linkin Park - In the End Q- Search Library 0:00 0:00 MusiC Radio SongsAlbums Artists Genres Playlists Match iTunes Store V Name Time Artist ▲ Album Genre Rating Plays Linkin Park - In the End 3:37 64694 here's your f------ proof Anonymous (ID: msewem) 10/04/14(Sat)22:55:42 No.572230752 File: 1412038548666.jpg (54 KB, 720x602) 22572230854 572230202 he played it two more times between posts what the f--- is wrong with you Anonymous (ID: vaHBhGWa)10/04/14(Sat)22:56:30 No.57223085457223091325722310072572231126 572231189 25722311912572231479 I like the song
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update]Auto] 8 File: Md2Sf.jpg (8 KB, 244x138) Anonymous (ID: H HERSHO) 10/04/14(Sat)22:16:15 No.572225105-2 Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 No.- browsing a "best of 4chan" thread -see this at a friends house scheck out his itunes fibrary >literally only one song >Linkin Park In The End almost 30,000 plays Match 3...the post was about me Anonymous (ID: 1TFgkN7h) 10/04/14(Sat)22:17:50 No.572225323 3572225105 (OP Why do you not want to listen to me music? > Anonymous (ID: LE KOP.) 10/04/14(Sat )22:20:22 No.572225664 >2572226741 Prove it you f------ p------------ Anonymous (D vQHBhGWq ) 10/04/14(Sat)22:27:20 No.572226741 >>572227849>>572228438 3572225664 getting proof right now, bumping for time Anonymous (ID: vaHBhGWa) 10/04/14(Sat)22:39:07 No.57222843935722285343 572228556235722285692572228693572228716 572230353 늪늪572230405 5722288055722288252572228853572228901 572228 File: linkinpark.ong (66 KB, 1095x156) Linkin Park - In the End Q- Search Library 0:00 0:00 MusiC Radio SongsAlbums Artists Genres Playlists Match iTunes Store V Name Time Artist ▲ Album Genre Rating Plays Linkin Park - In the End 3:37 64694 here's your f------ proof Anonymous (ID: msewem) 10/04/14(Sat)22:55:42 No.572230752 File: 1412038548666.jpg (54 KB, 720x602) 22572230854 572230202 he played it two more times between posts what the f--- is wrong with you Anonymous (ID: vaHBhGWa)10/04/14(Sat)22:56:30 No.57223085457223091325722310072572231126 572231189 25722311912572231479 I like the song

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File: 1368533262202.ipg (6 KB, 250x250) □ Anonymous (ID: MUTMFUEW) 10/04/14(Sat)22: 11:45 No.572216852-22572217704 I just realised. I'm now 18 years old. I'm allowed to be on this site Anonymous (ID: JdTOga7J) 10/04/14(Sat)22:13:32 No.572217064 File: Sanieet'sDeadlyOrgasm.gif (1.47 MB, 243x228) Good job, celebrate by having a preview of the inevitable. □ Anonymous (ID:u1iGqQDU) 10/04/14(Sat)22:15:30 No.57221 7283 File: 1410752066380.ipg (46 KB, 440x664) Happy birthday f----- □ Anonymous (ID: ZSOu2Y5m) 10/04/14(Sat)22:17:51 No.5722 17556 File: image.ipg (68 KB, 815x622) >> implying there aren't enough b8fags that lie about their age ERP >> Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 10/04/14(Sat)22:19:12 No.57221 7704 Nobody gives a s---. >> Anonymous (ID: Y8pBhEFp) 10/04/14(Sat)22:20:23 No.57221 7840トー57221202 @572216852 Who cares get off the board new f-- take that dog s--- to one of the faggoty crap boards like pol or b. noggS not wanted here you turdbag
File: 1368533262202.ipg (6 KB, 250x250) □ Anonymous (ID: MUTMFUEW) 10/04/14(Sat)22: 11:45 No.572216852-22572217704 I just realised. I'm now 18 years old. I'm allowed to be on this site Anonymous (ID: JdTOga7J) 10/04/14(Sat)22:13:32 No.572217064 File: Sanieet'sDeadlyOrgasm.gif (1.47 MB, 243x228) Good job, celebrate by having a preview of the inevitable. □ Anonymous (ID:u1iGqQDU) 10/04/14(Sat)22:15:30 No.57221 7283 File: 1410752066380.ipg (46 KB, 440x664) Happy birthday f----- □ Anonymous (ID: ZSOu2Y5m) 10/04/14(Sat)22:17:51 No.5722 17556 File: image.ipg (68 KB, 815x622) >> implying there aren't enough b8fags that lie about their age ERP >> Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 10/04/14(Sat)22:19:12 No.57221 7704 Nobody gives a s---. >> Anonymous (ID: Y8pBhEFp) 10/04/14(Sat)22:20:23 No.57221 7840トー57221202 @572216852 Who cares get off the board new f-- take that dog s--- to one of the faggoty crap boards like pol or b. noggS not wanted here you turdbag

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File: lofthouse 1Lipg (35 KB, 424x283) □ Anonymous (ID: Q6uWZML) 10/04/14(Sat)21 :07:22 No. 572208624 >>572208942 >>572209062 For years I've been working at Lofthouse cookies. For those of you who don't know what they are, look at pic related. These nasty candy corn-tasting pieces of s--- that are about $2 a dozen. What's so important about my job you ask? It's not that my job is important, it's what I do Each and every day a machine bakes, frosts, and sprinkles these hunks of sugar. It's my job to inspect cookies with defects and toss them for quality assurance. I'm the guy that makes sure you aren't eating something that kills you, so it's a pretty important task I've got to uphold Around 2001-2002,I became what they like to call a "trusted" employee. Meaning that I don't have some asshat looking at my back 24/7 There's a line on the top portion of the packaging that says "made in a peanut-free, nut-free factory". This is true, for the most part. Unless it comes from the factory I work in. Each day I go into work with a sandwich bag in my pocket, filled with a combination of peanut and sunflower seed butter. For every cookie I "inspect", I wipe off just a dab from my fingers onto the base of the cookie. The paste is just ever so light tanned enough that you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between that and the cookie at first glance. My goal here is to thin the gene pool of s----- traits. In this case, people with peanut allergies. My hope is that every day, someone out there in this big blue ball is choking to death for the sake of the advancement of all future humans. We will eventually live in a Utopia where any man and woman can munch down on cashews freely I'm just doing Darwin's work. Anonymous (ID: kJUnnoJH) 10/04/14(Sat)21:10:02 No.572208942 Keep up the good work OP --LI Anonymous (ID: 7uC7Umi9) 10/04/14(Sat)21:10:14 No.572208962 Bump for interest &gt, capthca"selected" □ Anonymous (ID: wudMHgMc) 10/04/14(Sat)21:10:27 No.572208993 how evil are you? Anonymous (ID: 18Vr9dyF) 10/04/14(Sat)21:10:59 No.572209062 File: download ipg (3 KB, 196x133) 572208624 (OP)
File: lofthouse 1Lipg (35 KB, 424x283) □ Anonymous (ID: Q6uWZML) 10/04/14(Sat)21 :07:22 No. 572208624 >>572208942 >>572209062 For years I've been working at Lofthouse cookies. For those of you who don't know what they are, look at pic related. These nasty candy corn-tasting pieces of s--- that are about $2 a dozen. What's so important about my job you ask? It's not that my job is important, it's what I do Each and every day a machine bakes, frosts, and sprinkles these hunks of sugar. It's my job to inspect cookies with defects and toss them for quality assurance. I'm the guy that makes sure you aren't eating something that kills you, so it's a pretty important task I've got to uphold Around 2001-2002,I became what they like to call a "trusted" employee. Meaning that I don't have some asshat looking at my back 24/7 There's a line on the top portion of the packaging that says "made in a peanut-free, nut-free factory". This is true, for the most part. Unless it comes from the factory I work in. Each day I go into work with a sandwich bag in my pocket, filled with a combination of peanut and sunflower seed butter. For every cookie I "inspect", I wipe off just a dab from my fingers onto the base of the cookie. The paste is just ever so light tanned enough that you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between that and the cookie at first glance. My goal here is to thin the gene pool of s----- traits. In this case, people with peanut allergies. My hope is that every day, someone out there in this big blue ball is choking to death for the sake of the advancement of all future humans. We will eventually live in a Utopia where any man and woman can munch down on cashews freely I'm just doing Darwin's work. Anonymous (ID: kJUnnoJH) 10/04/14(Sat)21:10:02 No.572208942 Keep up the good work OP --LI Anonymous (ID: 7uC7Umi9) 10/04/14(Sat)21:10:14 No.572208962 Bump for interest &gt, capthca"selected" □ Anonymous (ID: wudMHgMc) 10/04/14(Sat)21:10:27 No.572208993 how evil are you? Anonymous (ID: 18Vr9dyF) 10/04/14(Sat)21:10:59 No.572209062 File: download ipg (3 KB, 196x133) 572208624 (OP)

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Webm with Custom user JS Supports free speech Open Source limit board owner defined) File size limit Webm length 2 minutes Limitless Forced Botnet Trackcha Enabled by board owner if needed coming soon) throughout the site(captcho mot from pooge) Oekaki, Forced anonymity Thread IDs Country flags, Text boards SWF uploads, Custom setup Dictated and limited by admin by board owner Spoilers greentext code greentext code redtext Text features Moderators Whoever created Admin-picked SIW muhfeelings force the board .(if the mods are s----, you can just create a new board and tell people to use that) TL:DR list of things No illegal content. that can be (and is) used to DanEverything else is defined by anything if admin so desires board owner Admin "Hotwheels" Arrogant f-- who thinks he is invincible Down to earth bro who reads the boards and replies to users, dicussing features and solutions to user concerns Spends his time in feminist conventions and only appears when the site is about to explode Actively improves and works on the site to fix problems and add features, and openly discusses what's going on with the site Has been working to kill board culture and censor controversial subjects of discussion to make the site friendly to normalfags and his new SJW friends Livestreams Q&A sessions Strongly supports free speech Hates his website's users (you) 4chan is not 'free--you do not have a right to free speech.. In the interest of free speech all ideologies must be able to be discussed freely arn openly online." ...and the site has never been, and never"User privacy always comes first" will be a democracy "Gamergate threads are being removed because they violate our blanket 'no personal information/raids/invasions rule" (remember the TL:DR list of rules?) "You guys can call me whatever you want no matter how offensive it is, I'm not gonna delete your post. Even if it were to offend me, I wouldn't try to suppress it." "If you don't want to support the site when it does have ads, that's your prerogative. I block ads on a lot of sités too, so I can't really say anything against it without being a hypocrite. Newfags Normalfags Cancer Recently started censoring content that Recently partnered with 2channel, the Other does not violate any rules and has been a solid part of the community for years. original japanese textboard which spawned 2chan which spawned 4chan. 8chan will be the international division of 2channel's new Does not allow you to discuss about imageboard an.

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1ipg (47 KB, 627x404) ■ Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)23:58:10 No.47564280 Anonymous E§ 05/17/14 (Sat)00:00:09 No.47564320 13 weeks laterl Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat)00:01:12 No.47564343 File: 2.jpg (49 KB, 627x404) Anonymous § 05/17/14(Sat)00:03:22 No.47564378 File: 3jpg (46 KB, 627x404) Anonymous- 05/17/14(Sat)00:05:30 No.47564420 Come on OP L] Anonymous 05/17/14 Sat 00:06:32 No.47564444 247564450>>475 4458>>47564 464-7564465>>475 4472 475 64476-247564481-47564487-47564518- 47564522 ー File: 4ipg (19 KB, 627x404)
1ipg (47 KB, 627x404) ■ Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)23:58:10 No.47564280 Anonymous E§ 05/17/14 (Sat)00:00:09 No.47564320 13 weeks laterl Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat)00:01:12 No.47564343 File: 2.jpg (49 KB, 627x404) Anonymous § 05/17/14(Sat)00:03:22 No.47564378 File: 3jpg (46 KB, 627x404) Anonymous- 05/17/14(Sat)00:05:30 No.47564420 Come on OP L] Anonymous 05/17/14 Sat 00:06:32 No.47564444 247564450>>475 4458>>47564 464-7564465>>475 4472 475 64476-247564481-47564487-47564518- 47564522 ー File: 4ipg (19 KB, 627x404)

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File: SexBeforeMurder.jpg (94 KB, 300x225) Anonymous 10/02/14(Thu)23:54:59 No.66055151 [Reply] >That time Daffy force fed a baby duck vitamins to make her grow up so he wouldn't feel so guilty about killing her, only to end up banging her and having tons of kids when it also made her attractive. O Anonymous 10/02/14(Thu)23:56:08 No.66055184 inb4 OH MY GOD HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS LOONEY TUNES IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
File: SexBeforeMurder.jpg (94 KB, 300x225) Anonymous 10/02/14(Thu)23:54:59 No.66055151 [Reply] >That time Daffy force fed a baby duck vitamins to make her grow up so he wouldn't feel so guilty about killing her, only to end up banging her and having tons of kids when it also made her attractive. O Anonymous 10/02/14(Thu)23:56:08 No.66055184 inb4 OH MY GOD HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS LOONEY TUNES IS NOT FOR CHILDREN

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File 1294461317 ipg-(87 KB, 611x404, adolf_hitler_02.jpg) Anonymous 01/07/11 (Fri)23:35:17 No. 12828720 One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0 106 human deaths. Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to 41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars). It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers. When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently f------ you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter. Pic related > >ロAnonymous 01/07/11 (Fri )23:36:13 No.12828735 Oh god damn it why does this kind of make sense
File 1294461317 ipg-(87 KB, 611x404, adolf_hitler_02.jpg) Anonymous 01/07/11 (Fri)23:35:17 No. 12828720 One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0 106 human deaths. Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to 41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars). It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers. When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently f------ you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter. Pic related > >ロAnonymous 01/07/11 (Fri )23:36:13 No.12828735 Oh god damn it why does this kind of make sense

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ □Auto] File: The Once-ler (5 KB, 228x221) □ Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)19: 15:38 No. 63860918 ▶ >>63861 040 2263861 729 >>63864467 >263868620 2263872232 how bad me be □ Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)21:24:42 No.63864467·2263864709 63860918 (OP) Badness equal to one standard onceler unit, the basis of all badness measurements. By definition, the Onceler's badness is equal to exactly one onceler. □ Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)21:33:54 No.63864709·2263866448 File: 1401045427046.png (119 KB, 1901x515) 圍 63864467 how much is that in hitlers Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)22:42:05 No.63866448·2263868694 File: herbcide.ipg (17 KB, 480x360) >冫 63864709 A single tree creates enough oxygen to support two humans, so cutting down one tree is equal to suffocating 2 humans The trees extend to the horizon in all directions, from his office If the Onceler's eye level from his office is approximately 30 feet off the ground, the horizon is 11.7 miles away Pi* R*R, he can see 430 square miles of trees, or 275,200 acers A standard tree grower is likely to place around 1500 trees per acer, but these are wild trees, so I will half this number to 750 per acre This puts the number of trees visible from the Onceler's office at 206,400,000 trees Calculating the value of trees against the value of humans, it puts Onceler's crime on par with the death of 412,800,000 humans 412,800,000 / 6,000,000 = 68.8 Therefore we can see that not only is the Onceler worse than Hitler, he is approximately 69 times worse than Hitler.
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ □Auto] File: The Once-ler (5 KB, 228x221) □ Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)19: 15:38 No. 63860918 ▶ >>63861 040 2263861 729 >>63864467 >263868620 2263872232 how bad me be □ Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)21:24:42 No.63864467·2263864709 63860918 (OP) Badness equal to one standard onceler unit, the basis of all badness measurements. By definition, the Onceler's badness is equal to exactly one onceler. □ Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)21:33:54 No.63864709·2263866448 File: 1401045427046.png (119 KB, 1901x515) 圍 63864467 how much is that in hitlers Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)22:42:05 No.63866448·2263868694 File: herbcide.ipg (17 KB, 480x360) >冫 63864709 A single tree creates enough oxygen to support two humans, so cutting down one tree is equal to suffocating 2 humans The trees extend to the horizon in all directions, from his office If the Onceler's eye level from his office is approximately 30 feet off the ground, the horizon is 11.7 miles away Pi* R*R, he can see 430 square miles of trees, or 275,200 acers A standard tree grower is likely to place around 1500 trees per acer, but these are wild trees, so I will half this number to 750 per acre This puts the number of trees visible from the Onceler's office at 206,400,000 trees Calculating the value of trees against the value of humans, it puts Onceler's crime on par with the death of 412,800,000 humans 412,800,000 / 6,000,000 = 68.8 Therefore we can see that not only is the Onceler worse than Hitler, he is approximately 69 times worse than Hitler.

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Anonymous Sun Sep 4 02:15:38 2011 No.16173749 [View] Elves. But not f----- blond hippy elves. I want balkanized slavic elves who have been fighting the same four-way race war between only just barely differentiable sub-categories of themselves for 10,000 years. I want humans to leave Africa and find elves killing each other in the mountains and forests. I want humans to figure out how to smelt bronze, and still have to deal with elves killing each other in the mountains and the forests I want Rome to rise and fall, and for the elves to still be killing each other in the mountains and the forests. I want humans to discover gunpowder and develop cannons, and still the elves are killing each other in the mountains and the forests I want humans to engineer democracy and enlightenment philosophy, and still be helpless to reason with the elves to stop them from killing each other in the mountains and the forests. I want the sun to set on British Empire, but never on the elves killing each other in the mountains and the forests. I want world wars I and Π to begin because, but actively avoid the territory ln which, the elves are killing each other in the mountains and the forests. I want the United Nations, after all other problems are resolved and all rogue states are quelled, to struggle in vain to stop elves from killing each other in the mountains and the forests. I want the singularity to happen, and for mankind to accidentally download itself into an unceasing digital nightmare from which there is no escape, and the only people who might be able to help won't, because they're too busy killing each other in the mountains and the forests.
Anonymous Sun Sep 4 02:15:38 2011 No.16173749 [View] Elves. But not f----- blond hippy elves. I want balkanized slavic elves who have been fighting the same four-way race war between only just barely differentiable sub-categories of themselves for 10,000 years. I want humans to leave Africa and find elves killing each other in the mountains and forests. I want humans to figure out how to smelt bronze, and still have to deal with elves killing each other in the mountains and the forests I want Rome to rise and fall, and for the elves to still be killing each other in the mountains and the forests. I want humans to discover gunpowder and develop cannons, and still the elves are killing each other in the mountains and the forests I want humans to engineer democracy and enlightenment philosophy, and still be helpless to reason with the elves to stop them from killing each other in the mountains and the forests. I want the sun to set on British Empire, but never on the elves killing each other in the mountains and the forests. I want world wars I and Π to begin because, but actively avoid the territory ln which, the elves are killing each other in the mountains and the forests. I want the United Nations, after all other problems are resolved and all rogue states are quelled, to struggle in vain to stop elves from killing each other in the mountains and the forests. I want the singularity to happen, and for mankind to accidentally download itself into an unceasing digital nightmare from which there is no escape, and the only people who might be able to help won't, because they're too busy killing each other in the mountains and the forests.

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File 1326993987 ipg-(152 KB, 1600x1200, bearbro.jpg) □That Guy And The Bear OP !!DurnAJDGNk 01/19/12(Thu)12 26 No. 17595297 Storytime, tg!I call this one "That Guy And The Bear". I'm typing this as I go, so I'm sorry if things get a little slow We started a new group last week. Mostly it was made out of people I knew from my university's gaming group. I mainly joined because Id just gotten dumped hard and s going to start a Pathfinder game, and I figured it couldn't wanted something vageuly social to do on Friday nights beyond feeling SO RONERY. A buddy mentioned h Me and the other prospective players put something together on Facebook to co-ordinate times, places and so on. The group was as follows The DM: Runs pretty good games, knows his systems well but is cool enough to bend the s for the sake of fun or story. Unfortunately, his apartment is really s--- for The Host: Actually has a house, agrees to let us run on the condition he can play too. Okay guy, has a speech defect which means he can take a while to say anything, but we try to not hold that against him since The Girl: Easily the smartest in the room and fiery - she's an engineer and has to put up with condescending assholes all day, so she can get aggressive if she feels like she's being talked down to That Guy: Answered an ad for the game that the GM put up in the LGS. Only person I didnt know before the game. Wears a leather trenchcoat, has long scraggly hair and a pube-beard. Skinny, short, with weird staring And then there is The Bear □ OP !!DUmWDGNk 01/19/12(Thu)12:35 No.1 166 KB, 1600x1200, bearhappy jpg) I met The Bear a few years ago when I first started gaming and he's one of my best friends to this day. For those of you not up on your gay slang, apparently bears refer to large, hairy men and s guy fit that t He stood well over six feet, had thick brown hair on his arms and was solidly built. Apparently he plays rugby in the scrum - which is basically like a big sweaty pushing ompetition, which he always wins. Dude is physically imposing, but sufficiently chill to not feel threatening. He says he deliberately tends to slouch and sit when others stand, so as to not tower. He's a really cool guy, gives me a ride to the game a me happy after the breakup. re As a gamer he tends to run quite heroic characters-front line fighters, paladins and the like. Since he's gay, he tends to play gay characters but doesnt make a big screaming deal out of that spect. Since he's never met That Guy before, and he knows some people have a problem with his dudefucking, he says on the ride over that he's going to play things carefully until he can gauge That Guy's feelings on the matter. He asks me not to mention his boyfriend, just in case That Guy has a problem. So we get to the game and set up. That Guy brings along a Sorceror. The Girl rolls up a pretty good Monk build. The Host plays a Barbarian. I play a Cleric and the Bear rolls a Paladin; we decide to both serve the ame homebrew God to link our characters together □ OP !!DilmAJDGNk 01/19/12(Thu) No.1 Bear brings along snacks for the game ( chip in some) and the Host cooks for us beforehand. The Girl brings spare dice, splats and pencils. That Guy brings esoteric body odour and a tendency to shout in conversation. Apparently he is an undergraduate philosophy major at a local university and has been for the last SEVEN YEARS. The Bear and I are both Arts majors-he went back to do an MA- and share a glance at that over the table; how do you take seven years to do an undergrad degree The game begins. We play your fairly typical band of adventuring mercenaries thrust together by fate and dropped into a pseudo-Venetian city state that has just liberated itself from an oppressive Elven empire. The Cleric and Paladin are there to help the wounded or needy and generaly preach the word of their God. The Monk is there to search for a missing relative. The Barbarian is there as a deserting Orc auxilliary from the Elven military. The Sorceror? Is a war profiteer Anyway, the revolutionary leader-now appointed de facto head of the city - was recently attacked in the city by vampires, and his son has been kidnapped. This is Bad News for the city because said son was set to marry the Princess of a second Empire currently at war with the Elves, thus securing a major alliance. So, mighty heroes, go out save the Prince, standard boilerplate fantasy adventure stuff, right? Well, it was until we learned that the leader of the vampires was named Eddard. That Guy promptly launched into an anti-Twilight rant which, okay, we all basically agreed that Twilight was crappy but it took this guy ten minutes of full volume to fully detail his feelings on the matter, which ended with something along the lines of "burn all those sparkle-f------ The Bear shared a slightly more pointed glance at me □ OP !!DiJrnAJDGNk 01/19/12(Thu)12:59 No.17595540 File1326995942 gif-(6 KB, 500x300, bear-pride-flag.gif) Sure enough, the GM had set this initial quest as being a kind of send-up of Twilight, with the Prince being set up as the Bella figure. His blood seems super-special to Eddard somehow, so the vamp kidnaps him under the pretense of romance so that Eddard can basically chain the Prince to the f------ wall and turn him into a kegger. Drain the blood, heal the Prince up with some Cure Light Wounds p going. (This we learn after the fact, of course e we never quite got far enough before s it the fan - but I'm getting ahead of myself) So we track Eddard the Vampire down to The Forked Cavern-hurr get it Forks- and the Bear andI take the lead against the vampiric thralls- who were played as being squealing fangirls until we eventually get to the final cavern. The battle against Eddard is hard fought, due to his supernatural speed, tough skin and his tendency to reflect light-based attacks back at us. Weaponised sparkles? The Bear was having none of this and runs Eddard through with his greatsword, burning the monster from the inside out. Fun times in all But when the Barbarian cuts the Prince down, it seems the Prince is delirious from blood loss and hallucinating. He still seems to love Eddard even after any conceivable Charm or mesmeric hold the monster had on him would have broken. That Guy wrinkles his nose in disgust. "You mean the Prince is gay?" The GM shrugs. "It looks that way." We would later learn it was to set up a potential love-triangle between the Prince, Princess and Paladin for a later story arc F------ f-----. I cast Burning Hands □ OP !!DirnAJDGNk 01/19/12(Thu)13:06 No.17595592 File 1326996399.ipg-(142 KB, 1600x1200, beargrizzly.jpg) We were all aghast, but That Guy was rolling damage while gleefully describing how he was pouring his purifying flame to cleanse all sickness from the cave. The GM is the sort of guy who rules that you can joke about doing stupid IC stuff all you want, but if you mime it or roll it, you actually do it and... yeah. That came back to bite him, hard, because That Guy was doing both The Prince gets killed by the guys who were meant to rescue him. The Bear is pretty good at keeping his emotions in check, but there's a twitching of his eyebrow. I try to defuse the situation as far as possible Me: "Sorceror, what the hell? We needed to rescue him!" Him: "What good is a Prince that can't breed? We did his father a favour Me: "You Just endangered the ENTIRE CTY by ruining a politically arranged marriage! Who cares if the kid is gay?" Him: "My character is Lawful Neutral, that means he values proper order above all else and sodomy is unnatural Me The Bear: "Smite Evil ile 1326996968 ipg-(18 KB, 375x280, bearsrs.jpg) That Guy: "What?" Bear: "Tm rolling it. My character, horrified at the atrocious act of murder he has just seen, brings his blade down on the man responsible That Guy: "But I'm not evill" Bear: "That's not what the burned body in front of you says. GM? GM: "Uh... you did kind of murder an unarmed, bound and severely wounded youth aus was That's an Evil act. GM: "I really should change your alignment for that. It's Chaotic Neutral AT BEST That Guy: "It's unnatural! It's immoral! He was evil! He was probably turned to a vampire any way! Bear: "Which one of us Detects Evil as a class ability?" That Guy: "They're evil! What's next, you're going to tell me that it's wrong the kill pedophiles? That it's wrong to have killed all those vampires?" Bear: "Eddard broke the law when he kidnapped the Prince. He endangered the entire city for the sake of his personal desires. Just like you. say that the discussion moves pretty firmly away from IC to OOC, pretty fast. The game is, unfortunately At this point, That Guy starts screaming and I'm not going to replicate most of what he said. Suffice discarded as everyone at the table turns on That Guy. The saddest part is how genuinely surprised he is that we did turn on him KB earcu When we tried to steer things back to the game, That Guy was insistent that the city was better off without the 'weak, effeminate' Prince and would do better with a 'strong, straight ruler at the head. Which, he left unsaid but implied pretty f------ hard, would be himself or at least one of us. He seemed to genuinely think that the story the GM had set out for us expected us to murder and usurp the ruling family of the city based solely on the sexual orientation of the heir At this point, the Bear apparently could take no more. He stood up and walked around the table to That Guy. He seized That Guy under the shoulders and LIFTED him from the chair Remember how I said he was over six foot, but kind of slouched so he wasn't intimidating? Yeah. Not anymore. He was looming, towering even, over That Guy, who was about five six and a hundred pounds sopping wet. Listen to me, you little p------------. I have made bigger and better men than you BEG FOR MORE. The Bear grabbed That Guy by the shoulders and lifted him bodily off of the ground. I swear to god, the Bear literally CARRIED That Guy out of the room, down the hall and OUT OF THE HOUSE, deposited him on the sidewalk ("like the trash he is", he later said) and then went back inside, before cracking open a beer. That Guy knocked on the door and rang the bell a few times, but we decide to ignore him. We... pretty much had to draw a line under the session there for obvious reasons and Im not sure if the campaign is still going to happen but... So, that's the closest thing to an 'end this story really has, because get the feeling it's not over. I do get the feeling The Bear is my best bro for life, though
File 1326993987 ipg-(152 KB, 1600x1200, bearbro.jpg) □That Guy And The Bear OP !!DurnAJDGNk 01/19/12(Thu)12 26 No. 17595297 Storytime, tg!I call this one "That Guy And The Bear". I'm typing this as I go, so I'm sorry if things get a little slow We started a new group last week. Mostly it was made out of people I knew from my university's gaming group. I mainly joined because Id just gotten dumped hard and s going to start a Pathfinder game, and I figured it couldn't wanted something vageuly social to do on Friday nights beyond feeling SO RONERY. A buddy mentioned h Me and the other prospective players put something together on Facebook to co-ordinate times, places and so on. The group was as follows The DM: Runs pretty good games, knows his systems well but is cool enough to bend the s for the sake of fun or story. Unfortunately, his apartment is really s--- for The Host: Actually has a house, agrees to let us run on the condition he can play too. Okay guy, has a speech defect which means he can take a while to say anything, but we try to not hold that against him since The Girl: Easily the smartest in the room and fiery - she's an engineer and has to put up with condescending assholes all day, so she can get aggressive if she feels like she's being talked down to That Guy: Answered an ad for the game that the GM put up in the LGS. Only person I didnt know before the game. Wears a leather trenchcoat, has long scraggly hair and a pube-beard. Skinny, short, with weird staring And then there is The Bear □ OP !!DUmWDGNk 01/19/12(Thu)12:35 No.1 166 KB, 1600x1200, bearhappy jpg) I met The Bear a few years ago when I first started gaming and he's one of my best friends to this day. For those of you not up on your gay slang, apparently bears refer to large, hairy men and s guy fit that t He stood well over six feet, had thick brown hair on his arms and was solidly built. Apparently he plays rugby in the scrum - which is basically like a big sweaty pushing ompetition, which he always wins. Dude is physically imposing, but sufficiently chill to not feel threatening. He says he deliberately tends to slouch and sit when others stand, so as to not tower. He's a really cool guy, gives me a ride to the game a me happy after the breakup. re As a gamer he tends to run quite heroic characters-front line fighters, paladins and the like. Since he's gay, he tends to play gay characters but doesnt make a big screaming deal out of that spect. Since he's never met That Guy before, and he knows some people have a problem with his dudefucking, he says on the ride over that he's going to play things carefully until he can gauge That Guy's feelings on the matter. He asks me not to mention his boyfriend, just in case That Guy has a problem. So we get to the game and set up. That Guy brings along a Sorceror. The Girl rolls up a pretty good Monk build. The Host plays a Barbarian. I play a Cleric and the Bear rolls a Paladin; we decide to both serve the ame homebrew God to link our characters together □ OP !!DilmAJDGNk 01/19/12(Thu) No.1 Bear brings along snacks for the game ( chip in some) and the Host cooks for us beforehand. The Girl brings spare dice, splats and pencils. That Guy brings esoteric body odour and a tendency to shout in conversation. Apparently he is an undergraduate philosophy major at a local university and has been for the last SEVEN YEARS. The Bear and I are both Arts majors-he went back to do an MA- and share a glance at that over the table; how do you take seven years to do an undergrad degree The game begins. We play your fairly typical band of adventuring mercenaries thrust together by fate and dropped into a pseudo-Venetian city state that has just liberated itself from an oppressive Elven empire. The Cleric and Paladin are there to help the wounded or needy and generaly preach the word of their God. The Monk is there to search for a missing relative. The Barbarian is there as a deserting Orc auxilliary from the Elven military. The Sorceror? Is a war profiteer Anyway, the revolutionary leader-now appointed de facto head of the city - was recently attacked in the city by vampires, and his son has been kidnapped. This is Bad News for the city because said son was set to marry the Princess of a second Empire currently at war with the Elves, thus securing a major alliance. So, mighty heroes, go out save the Prince, standard boilerplate fantasy adventure stuff, right? Well, it was until we learned that the leader of the vampires was named Eddard. That Guy promptly launched into an anti-Twilight rant which, okay, we all basically agreed that Twilight was crappy but it took this guy ten minutes of full volume to fully detail his feelings on the matter, which ended with something along the lines of "burn all those sparkle-f------ The Bear shared a slightly more pointed glance at me □ OP !!DiJrnAJDGNk 01/19/12(Thu)12:59 No.17595540 File1326995942 gif-(6 KB, 500x300, bear-pride-flag.gif) Sure enough, the GM had set this initial quest as being a kind of send-up of Twilight, with the Prince being set up as the Bella figure. His blood seems super-special to Eddard somehow, so the vamp kidnaps him under the pretense of romance so that Eddard can basically chain the Prince to the f------ wall and turn him into a kegger. Drain the blood, heal the Prince up with some Cure Light Wounds p going. (This we learn after the fact, of course e we never quite got far enough before s it the fan - but I'm getting ahead of myself) So we track Eddard the Vampire down to The Forked Cavern-hurr get it Forks- and the Bear andI take the lead against the vampiric thralls- who were played as being squealing fangirls until we eventually get to the final cavern. The battle against Eddard is hard fought, due to his supernatural speed, tough skin and his tendency to reflect light-based attacks back at us. Weaponised sparkles? The Bear was having none of this and runs Eddard through with his greatsword, burning the monster from the inside out. Fun times in all But when the Barbarian cuts the Prince down, it seems the Prince is delirious from blood loss and hallucinating. He still seems to love Eddard even after any conceivable Charm or mesmeric hold the monster had on him would have broken. That Guy wrinkles his nose in disgust. "You mean the Prince is gay?" The GM shrugs. "It looks that way." We would later learn it was to set up a potential love-triangle between the Prince, Princess and Paladin for a later story arc F------ f-----. I cast Burning Hands □ OP !!DirnAJDGNk 01/19/12(Thu)13:06 No.17595592 File 1326996399.ipg-(142 KB, 1600x1200, beargrizzly.jpg) We were all aghast, but That Guy was rolling damage while gleefully describing how he was pouring his purifying flame to cleanse all sickness from the cave. The GM is the sort of guy who rules that you can joke about doing stupid IC stuff all you want, but if you mime it or roll it, you actually do it and... yeah. That came back to bite him, hard, because That Guy was doing both The Prince gets killed by the guys who were meant to rescue him. The Bear is pretty good at keeping his emotions in check, but there's a twitching of his eyebrow. I try to defuse the situation as far as possible Me: "Sorceror, what the hell? We needed to rescue him!" Him: "What good is a Prince that can't breed? We did his father a favour Me: "You Just endangered the ENTIRE CTY by ruining a politically arranged marriage! Who cares if the kid is gay?" Him: "My character is Lawful Neutral, that means he values proper order above all else and sodomy is unnatural Me The Bear: "Smite Evil ile 1326996968 ipg-(18 KB, 375x280, bearsrs.jpg) That Guy: "What?" Bear: "Tm rolling it. My character, horrified at the atrocious act of murder he has just seen, brings his blade down on the man responsible That Guy: "But I'm not evill" Bear: "That's not what the burned body in front of you says. GM? GM: "Uh... you did kind of murder an unarmed, bound and severely wounded youth aus was That's an Evil act. GM: "I really should change your alignment for that. It's Chaotic Neutral AT BEST That Guy: "It's unnatural! It's immoral! He was evil! He was probably turned to a vampire any way! Bear: "Which one of us Detects Evil as a class ability?" That Guy: "They're evil! What's next, you're going to tell me that it's wrong the kill pedophiles? That it's wrong to have killed all those vampires?" Bear: "Eddard broke the law when he kidnapped the Prince. He endangered the entire city for the sake of his personal desires. Just like you. say that the discussion moves pretty firmly away from IC to OOC, pretty fast. The game is, unfortunately At this point, That Guy starts screaming and I'm not going to replicate most of what he said. Suffice discarded as everyone at the table turns on That Guy. The saddest part is how genuinely surprised he is that we did turn on him KB earcu When we tried to steer things back to the game, That Guy was insistent that the city was better off without the 'weak, effeminate' Prince and would do better with a 'strong, straight ruler at the head. Which, he left unsaid but implied pretty f------ hard, would be himself or at least one of us. He seemed to genuinely think that the story the GM had set out for us expected us to murder and usurp the ruling family of the city based solely on the sexual orientation of the heir At this point, the Bear apparently could take no more. He stood up and walked around the table to That Guy. He seized That Guy under the shoulders and LIFTED him from the chair Remember how I said he was over six foot, but kind of slouched so he wasn't intimidating? Yeah. Not anymore. He was looming, towering even, over That Guy, who was about five six and a hundred pounds sopping wet. Listen to me, you little p------------. I have made bigger and better men than you BEG FOR MORE. The Bear grabbed That Guy by the shoulders and lifted him bodily off of the ground. I swear to god, the Bear literally CARRIED That Guy out of the room, down the hall and OUT OF THE HOUSE, deposited him on the sidewalk ("like the trash he is", he later said) and then went back inside, before cracking open a beer. That Guy knocked on the door and rang the bell a few times, but we decide to ignore him. We... pretty much had to draw a line under the session there for obvious reasons and Im not sure if the campaign is still going to happen but... So, that's the closest thing to an 'end this story really has, because get the feeling it's not over. I do get the feeling The Bear is my best bro for life, though

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□ Anonymous 09/12/13(Thu)00:19 No.54030751 Replies: 2254030921 >>54030972 >>54031664 File: 1378959552940.gif-(1.77 MB, 173x166, 1367281444779.gif) GI 54030608 mfw /most of /co/ would be able to drive their Yeerks crazy by constantly whining and rattling orn about the most inane s--- >My feet hurt want to fap >I'm hungry >This invasion plan is stupid □ Anonymous 09/12/13(Thu)00:50 No.5403 1664 Replies: >>54031697 >254032053 >>54032400 54030751 >New 52 is s--- and here's a dissertation why >Remember that show from the 90's? Let's talk about it for hours. >What was your first cartoon boner? Rate my waifu chart >Why is she so perfect, /co/? koma-VVhoma >F--- Marry Kill; Brainiac, Clayface, S------- >HSG /co/ would be the first humans voluntarily released from the controller program on the grounds that no Yeerk wanted to share a head with them Anonymous 09/12/13(Thu)01:03 No.54032053 Replies: 2540321154032187 22540321942540322775403229754032381 2>54031664 >Day 14: Host prattled on about some insipid television show and how he fantasized about being sat on by one of the larger human female characters. Not sure if this is some sign of dementia; resolve to have brain examined on the next trip to the Pool >Day 23: Went to insipid human superhero movie as a part of a Sharing event. Host would not shut up about how the movie was inferior to the comic book and how the entire film was "watered down casual trash." Resolved to stay away from movies for the foreseeable future. >Day 35: Host will not shut up about Digimon and insists that it is a perfectly valid topic for a board about American cartoons. The fact that I know what that means suggests that I'm losing my grip on the situation and should request a transfer at the earliest opportunity >Day 43: Host will not stop asking if there are any aliens he can copulate with and that he is willing to consider voluntary controller status if I arrange such a lewd encounter. Tempted to acquiesce and put him in a cage with a Taxxon. Anonymous 09/12/13(Thu)01:11 No.54032277 Reples: :54032359254032387 2540324142:54032475 2:54032495 254032053 >Day 53: Read several illustrated boo >Day 63: Engaged in debate with host about the feasibility of genetic mutants evolving to the point of superhuman powers. Left angry. >Day 73: Watched human animated television show. Appreciated the fact that aliens were shown assaulting humans. Disgruntled when host called the show "boring kiddie filth" Day 83: Researched human television programs further despite Host's insistence that "Teen Titans was overrated." Spent three hours debating the finer points of Season 4 and why Starfire was clearly the superion member of the team and would defeat this human batman monster no matter how much "prep time" he had >Day 106: Host is a f------ f----- who prefers Raven to Starfire. I bashed his head against wall in retaliation >Day 109: Host said my waifu was a w----. Deleted his p---------- in retaliation. >Day 110: Host introduced me to a webcomic called Homestuck. >Day 875: I have not been back to the Pool in months. I subsist entirely oatmeal so that I may continue to educate the humans on the finer points of comics and cartoons. Host has been quiet for das... wonder if l could tell the difference between us anymore Day 900: New Korra design is s--- 0/10 would not bang Quote this post purely for educational purposes.
□ Anonymous 09/12/13(Thu)00:19 No.54030751 Replies: 2254030921 >>54030972 >>54031664 File: 1378959552940.gif-(1.77 MB, 173x166, 1367281444779.gif) GI 54030608 mfw /most of /co/ would be able to drive their Yeerks crazy by constantly whining and rattling orn about the most inane s--- >My feet hurt want to fap >I'm hungry >This invasion plan is stupid □ Anonymous 09/12/13(Thu)00:50 No.5403 1664 Replies: >>54031697 >254032053 >>54032400 54030751 >New 52 is s--- and here's a dissertation why >Remember that show from the 90's? Let's talk about it for hours. >What was your first cartoon boner? Rate my waifu chart >Why is she so perfect, /co/? koma-VVhoma >F--- Marry Kill; Brainiac, Clayface, S------- >HSG /co/ would be the first humans voluntarily released from the controller program on the grounds that no Yeerk wanted to share a head with them Anonymous 09/12/13(Thu)01:03 No.54032053 Replies: 2540321154032187 22540321942540322775403229754032381 2>54031664 >Day 14: Host prattled on about some insipid television show and how he fantasized about being sat on by one of the larger human female characters. Not sure if this is some sign of dementia; resolve to have brain examined on the next trip to the Pool >Day 23: Went to insipid human superhero movie as a part of a Sharing event. Host would not shut up about how the movie was inferior to the comic book and how the entire film was "watered down casual trash." Resolved to stay away from movies for the foreseeable future. >Day 35: Host will not shut up about Digimon and insists that it is a perfectly valid topic for a board about American cartoons. The fact that I know what that means suggests that I'm losing my grip on the situation and should request a transfer at the earliest opportunity >Day 43: Host will not stop asking if there are any aliens he can copulate with and that he is willing to consider voluntary controller status if I arrange such a lewd encounter. Tempted to acquiesce and put him in a cage with a Taxxon. Anonymous 09/12/13(Thu)01:11 No.54032277 Reples: :54032359254032387 2540324142:54032475 2:54032495 254032053 >Day 53: Read several illustrated boo >Day 63: Engaged in debate with host about the feasibility of genetic mutants evolving to the point of superhuman powers. Left angry. >Day 73: Watched human animated television show. Appreciated the fact that aliens were shown assaulting humans. Disgruntled when host called the show "boring kiddie filth" Day 83: Researched human television programs further despite Host's insistence that "Teen Titans was overrated." Spent three hours debating the finer points of Season 4 and why Starfire was clearly the superion member of the team and would defeat this human batman monster no matter how much "prep time" he had >Day 106: Host is a f------ f----- who prefers Raven to Starfire. I bashed his head against wall in retaliation >Day 109: Host said my waifu was a w----. Deleted his p---------- in retaliation. >Day 110: Host introduced me to a webcomic called Homestuck. >Day 875: I have not been back to the Pool in months. I subsist entirely oatmeal so that I may continue to educate the humans on the finer points of comics and cartoons. Host has been quiet for das... wonder if l could tell the difference between us anymore Day 900: New Korra design is s--- 0/10 would not bang Quote this post purely for educational purposes.

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Anonymous 15 hours ago No.34410686 >>3441 0703 >-3441 0716 >>34410722 >>3441 0734 >>3441 0745 >-3441 0746 >>3441 0752 >-3441 0785 >-3441 5823 1407418036984.ipg (77 KB, 500x461) google igdb The rage I once played trough the "lost temple of the birth goddess Jesus, every single puzzle involved semen. You made me remember this, bastard. atone tiousand burning Suns Anonymous 14 hours ago No.34411855 Ξ >>34411916 >>34412032 >>3441 2050 >>34412121 >>34412255 >>34413627 >>34418050 (88 KB, 768x768) google igdb Ok, lets do this >be me, perma-dm of my friends >start looking for a game so i can play for once find a guy starting a campaign on homebrew grimdark world >neckbeard, fedora, everything little red flag one can mention really edgy world, the gods have forsaken the mortals, yadda yadda roll a paladin, because i want to explore this side of the world and why the f--- not? >he laughs at me saying that the gods won't give me any s---, no one has faith in the world, atheism was embraced by everyone, because thats the only logic conclusion etc, no divine powers >so i roll a fighter, in a quest to revive the paladins of old and what drove the gods away I don't know what i was thinking.I knew it was going to be a s----- story. But i wanted to play once before i died. So i dive into the darkness of his mind, with outstretched arms Oh god, forgive me for my mistakes >meet everyone in DMs house on a good neighborhood, clean place and he lives alone >the players looked normal >skinny f--, playing a drow rogue >the girl, 5/10, drow mage >DMpc drow fighter protecting the drow mage >betrayed the drow village or something like that and ran away together ooks like i'm the last human on earth, so much drow swe meet in a tavern, as i'm looking for a party to help me on my search >the drow had pre-game stolen a s--- ton of magic items for themselves from a local merchant as part of the background >bad roleplaying ensues, as we agree to go to the ruins on the map as long they can keep the loot We then ventured into the lost temple of the birthgoddess. A.K.A, the semen dungeon. Anonymous 13 hours ago No.34412255 Ξ>-34412426 >>34412844 >-3441 2933 >-3441 8050 >>34424230 1407679022972.ipg (318 KB, 850x936) google igdb 34411916 Forgive me, for i was young and naive we go down the road, fight a few kobolds but nothing serious because b------- magic items don't get any because muh LG pseudo-paladin wouldn't get anything stolen >after a week of traveling, we find the spoopy jungle sa few animal encounters, nothing major since infinite fireball from magestaff -cue to redflag #1, the big bad evil bitch >the big bad evil drow bitch >the big bad evil drow bitch that was the evil twin of the other evil drow bitch that i was paying >cue to monologue about how our foolish quest was foolish and our foolishness would get us killed on our foolishness >you fools >almost exact quote, this goes on for 15 minutes before she teleports away leaving behind some kind of tentacle monster that almost ends our foolish quest swe reach the temple a couple hours later, with our path blocked by a giant old big boobed statue of goddess >puzzle time, bitches To reach the womb of creation, thou must leave the essence of life >cue to blood offering, since so edgy campaign was getting on my nerves nope.jpeg >drow rogue sacrifices small wolf cub to statue, as my PC raged nope.jpeg redflag #2 >it was semen Anonymous 12 hours ago No.34412933 Ξ>>3441 3142>>34413531 >>34418050 Its ambiguous on my language 3441 >we enter the temple and start our search for the main chambers >strange looking design for a temple, but lets not look too much on that > minotaurs trying to r--- the drow mage minotaurs are kill >tentacle monster aiming for my anus > tentacle monster is kill > locked doors with foul smelling sinlk > drow fighter rubs one for the team > a few traps, the mechanical kind s we reach the main chamber, soaked in blood and other bodily fluids >invincible semen colecting golens graple the rogue > fade to black s oh my, why isn't he fading to black > jesus, why is the golen doing that >WHAT THE F---, GOLEN, SEMEN DOESNT COME FROM THERE Then i ran. As fast and as far as i could. Yet today i can hear that scene on my head. I'm glad i got perma-DMed.
Anonymous 15 hours ago No.34410686 >>3441 0703 >-3441 0716 >>34410722 >>3441 0734 >>3441 0745 >-3441 0746 >>3441 0752 >-3441 0785 >-3441 5823 1407418036984.ipg (77 KB, 500x461) google igdb The rage I once played trough the "lost temple of the birth goddess Jesus, every single puzzle involved semen. You made me remember this, bastard. atone tiousand burning Suns Anonymous 14 hours ago No.34411855 Ξ >>34411916 >>34412032 >>3441 2050 >>34412121 >>34412255 >>34413627 >>34418050 (88 KB, 768x768) google igdb Ok, lets do this >be me, perma-dm of my friends >start looking for a game so i can play for once find a guy starting a campaign on homebrew grimdark world >neckbeard, fedora, everything little red flag one can mention really edgy world, the gods have forsaken the mortals, yadda yadda roll a paladin, because i want to explore this side of the world and why the f--- not? >he laughs at me saying that the gods won't give me any s---, no one has faith in the world, atheism was embraced by everyone, because thats the only logic conclusion etc, no divine powers >so i roll a fighter, in a quest to revive the paladins of old and what drove the gods away I don't know what i was thinking.I knew it was going to be a s----- story. But i wanted to play once before i died. So i dive into the darkness of his mind, with outstretched arms Oh god, forgive me for my mistakes >meet everyone in DMs house on a good neighborhood, clean place and he lives alone >the players looked normal >skinny f--, playing a drow rogue >the girl, 5/10, drow mage >DMpc drow fighter protecting the drow mage >betrayed the drow village or something like that and ran away together ooks like i'm the last human on earth, so much drow swe meet in a tavern, as i'm looking for a party to help me on my search >the drow had pre-game stolen a s--- ton of magic items for themselves from a local merchant as part of the background >bad roleplaying ensues, as we agree to go to the ruins on the map as long they can keep the loot We then ventured into the lost temple of the birthgoddess. A.K.A, the semen dungeon. Anonymous 13 hours ago No.34412255 Ξ>-34412426 >>34412844 >-3441 2933 >-3441 8050 >>34424230 1407679022972.ipg (318 KB, 850x936) google igdb 34411916 Forgive me, for i was young and naive we go down the road, fight a few kobolds but nothing serious because b------- magic items don't get any because muh LG pseudo-paladin wouldn't get anything stolen >after a week of traveling, we find the spoopy jungle sa few animal encounters, nothing major since infinite fireball from magestaff -cue to redflag #1, the big bad evil bitch >the big bad evil drow bitch >the big bad evil drow bitch that was the evil twin of the other evil drow bitch that i was paying >cue to monologue about how our foolish quest was foolish and our foolishness would get us killed on our foolishness >you fools >almost exact quote, this goes on for 15 minutes before she teleports away leaving behind some kind of tentacle monster that almost ends our foolish quest swe reach the temple a couple hours later, with our path blocked by a giant old big boobed statue of goddess >puzzle time, bitches To reach the womb of creation, thou must leave the essence of life >cue to blood offering, since so edgy campaign was getting on my nerves nope.jpeg >drow rogue sacrifices small wolf cub to statue, as my PC raged nope.jpeg redflag #2 >it was semen Anonymous 12 hours ago No.34412933 Ξ>>3441 3142>>34413531 >>34418050 Its ambiguous on my language 3441 >we enter the temple and start our search for the main chambers >strange looking design for a temple, but lets not look too much on that > minotaurs trying to r--- the drow mage minotaurs are kill >tentacle monster aiming for my anus > tentacle monster is kill > locked doors with foul smelling sinlk > drow fighter rubs one for the team > a few traps, the mechanical kind s we reach the main chamber, soaked in blood and other bodily fluids >invincible semen colecting golens graple the rogue > fade to black s oh my, why isn't he fading to black > jesus, why is the golen doing that >WHAT THE F---, GOLEN, SEMEN DOESNT COME FROM THERE Then i ran. As fast and as far as i could. Yet today i can hear that scene on my head. I'm glad i got perma-DMed.

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D lvaldilsmhgIUM6NM03/27/11(Sunpa:03 No. 14380101 File1301213032.jpg-(23 KB, 499x284, DA FAQ.jpg) [xAo▼IRSC] Hideu J Putting thread back on track. This one isnt so much epic as hilarious. >DnD 3.5 I'm an aven druid, friend is a gnome llusionist wizard. Rest of the party i ghters Friend and I are tasked with scouting out an orc encampment >We see two sentries, and the gnome goes bonkers >Gnome casts mirror image, starts dancing >Orcs basically see a dancin gnome leap out of a bush next to hem >Gnome then whips it out and begin aking a pee all over the orcs however the illusion doesn't have the The voicano known as Eyjafjallajökull, is closest to what Icelandie city? A: Reykjavic 匕Hafnarfjorour B: Kopavogur D Fjaroabyepo actual liquid effect jump in, cast create water. I'm about a level 5 druid, thus l make about 10 gallons. Dancing gnome pees 10 gallons I cast... some spell I have that basically makes the pee burn the orcs. >Orcs run back into camp screaming about a dancing gnome what pees acid >Orc Chiefs Face □ lvaldi lsmHgIUM6NM 03/27/11 (Sun)04:06 No. 14380126 [ x 1 ▲ ○ ▼ IRSC j Hide OO 14380101 I should mention, while we were doing this, our GM was just staring at us in utter horror while the rest of the party giggled.
D lvaldilsmhgIUM6NM03/27/11(Sunpa:03 No. 14380101 File1301213032.jpg-(23 KB, 499x284, DA FAQ.jpg) [xAo▼IRSC] Hideu J Putting thread back on track. This one isnt so much epic as hilarious. >DnD 3.5 I'm an aven druid, friend is a gnome llusionist wizard. Rest of the party i ghters Friend and I are tasked with scouting out an orc encampment >We see two sentries, and the gnome goes bonkers >Gnome casts mirror image, starts dancing >Orcs basically see a dancin gnome leap out of a bush next to hem >Gnome then whips it out and begin aking a pee all over the orcs however the illusion doesn't have the The voicano known as Eyjafjallajökull, is closest to what Icelandie city? A: Reykjavic 匕Hafnarfjorour B: Kopavogur D Fjaroabyepo actual liquid effect jump in, cast create water. I'm about a level 5 druid, thus l make about 10 gallons. Dancing gnome pees 10 gallons I cast... some spell I have that basically makes the pee burn the orcs. >Orcs run back into camp screaming about a dancing gnome what pees acid >Orc Chiefs Face □ lvaldi lsmHgIUM6NM 03/27/11 (Sun)04:06 No. 14380126 [ x 1 ▲ ○ ▼ IRSC j Hide OO 14380101 I should mention, while we were doing this, our GM was just staring at us in utter horror while the rest of the party giggled.

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Anonymous03/10/13(Sun)12:57 No.9051031 Replies: 90510829051104905114390512099051210329051310 90513443 9051347 File: 1362934668214.jpg-(26 KB, 500x333, Carlton jpg) >9050812 Bunratty Castle and FolkPark. >Be in the geneology centre in the park. Merricuns can search where their family names are from and buy tshirts mugs n s--- with their crest on it Merricun walks in with family >"Look boys we can check where exactly we're from" >Greet him politely and ask what his name is. "Tim Cromwell >Sides nearly tear apart but I remain composed >"Sir that name is English, but I can still get the crest for you if you'd like? >his faces turns tense. P WHAT DD YOU MEAN2H MY GRANDDADDIES FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOMI MUH HERITAGEI YOURE WRONG DO YOU WANNA LOSE YOUR JERBB77 >Cannot contain myself, EXPLODE into laughter, English couple in the room are in tears aswell. >He starts roaring gibberish, "WHERE'S THE MANAGER, MUH HERITAGE!! >Another member of staff, his tour guide asks him to politely leave and continue with the tour >Greatest day of work I've ever had
Anonymous03/10/13(Sun)12:57 No.9051031 Replies: 90510829051104905114390512099051210329051310 90513443 9051347 File: 1362934668214.jpg-(26 KB, 500x333, Carlton jpg) >9050812 Bunratty Castle and FolkPark. >Be in the geneology centre in the park. Merricuns can search where their family names are from and buy tshirts mugs n s--- with their crest on it Merricun walks in with family >"Look boys we can check where exactly we're from" >Greet him politely and ask what his name is. "Tim Cromwell >Sides nearly tear apart but I remain composed >"Sir that name is English, but I can still get the crest for you if you'd like? >his faces turns tense. P WHAT DD YOU MEAN2H MY GRANDDADDIES FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOMI MUH HERITAGEI YOURE WRONG DO YOU WANNA LOSE YOUR JERBB77 >Cannot contain myself, EXPLODE into laughter, English couple in the room are in tears aswell. >He starts roaring gibberish, "WHERE'S THE MANAGER, MUH HERITAGE!! >Another member of staff, his tour guide asks him to politely leave and continue with the tour >Greatest day of work I've ever had

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