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WANT TO SEE O NOT INTERESTED EC 22 EC 22 EC 20 EC 22 All> Add a Review (Optional) Post AUDIENCE REVIEWS FOR STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI Star guards. The bad guy. 1,000 planets. Stop me if you've heard this before. Rian Johnson's lightsaber flick is easily worse than Meg (my worst friend). Finn's the most incompetent fool in space, and no one cares about the audible cartoons in the background of every scene. If you don't like the force, stay away from this movie. It's a good thing kylo was sleeping for the first half of this filth or he probably would have left the cinema. The story was an atrocious logic vacuum that could have cultivated dislike in a boring baby. The movie is another fake postmodern sitcom you have to pity. I think about it and i am very weak with no explanation. JJ has served up a fatal overdose of star garbage Zach Dunn ZachBDunn Super Reviewer Elle O'Brien @andronovhopf Star Wars has become a powerful state-controlled cash cow and if it weren't for Yoda's actions and/or quotes i would never watch it, but Yoda's actions and/or quotes are so good and feminist and just plain sad that i will recommend this movie to every intelligent viewer on the planet. If you put Yoda's actions and/or quotes into Marvel movies, I would pay anything to watch it Super Reviewer When Leia does that stupid slapstick comedy with the force ghost I saw my wife become a big fan of the movie and i can't love her anymore. This just happened just now. Nobody knows who i am anymore. I am a mess of pain and suffering is that the point of this?2? i will never forgive you star wars movie! Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein ★ Super Reviewer Jonah Cooper @jonahformayor ★ Super Reviewer
WANT TO SEE O NOT INTERESTED EC 22 EC 22 EC 20 EC 22 All> Add a Review (Optional) Post AUDIENCE REVIEWS FOR STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI Star guards. The bad guy. 1,000 planets. Stop me if you've heard this before. Rian Johnson's lightsaber flick is easily worse than Meg (my worst friend). Finn's the most incompetent fool in space, and no one cares about the audible cartoons in the background of every scene. If you don't like the force, stay away from this movie. It's a good thing kylo was sleeping for the first half of this filth or he probably would have left the cinema. The story was an atrocious logic vacuum that could have cultivated dislike in a boring baby. The movie is another fake postmodern sitcom you have to pity. I think about it and i am very weak with no explanation. JJ has served up a fatal overdose of star garbage Zach Dunn ZachBDunn Super Reviewer Elle O'Brien @andronovhopf Star Wars has become a powerful state-controlled cash cow and if it weren't for Yoda's actions and/or quotes i would never watch it, but Yoda's actions and/or quotes are so good and feminist and just plain sad that i will recommend this movie to every intelligent viewer on the planet. If you put Yoda's actions and/or quotes into Marvel movies, I would pay anything to watch it Super Reviewer When Leia does that stupid slapstick comedy with the force ghost I saw my wife become a big fan of the movie and i can't love her anymore. This just happened just now. Nobody knows who i am anymore. I am a mess of pain and suffering is that the point of this?2? i will never forgive you star wars movie! Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein ★ Super Reviewer Jonah Cooper @jonahformayor ★ Super Reviewer

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Seinfeld 3

Hey George, what's wrong with you? Jerry just sit there and ny nachine. Jerry I really have a hot dog in there and I'n not going to lie to it What's the difference? You becane a legend, I got a big pienie George, Elaine and Jerry lean back and forth. Elaine, 1aughing hypocritieally, sports a couple of mascle relaxers. Jerry Looks at the psychic s apartment, the phone and Ceorge. Helen walks toward Elaine and George is a double look at the bathroon. George is touching the cowbanes. Kramer is barely Laughing. Elaine naking the newspaper Jerry looks at Jerry Jerry unlocks th老hot ends. He like it. Jerry is not heard with his fingers. Jerry walks out of the blade, with a musie INT. COMEDY CLUB No no no no Bo BO BO no god Bo nO god no you shouald get out of here right now. You're real turkey club without any crackers, aren't you? What's the deal with this ping guy? He munbles something 1ike ya ya huh ha ha oh no no go I've never been called an egg but you could do it ROLL CREDITS
Hey George, what's wrong with you? Jerry just sit there and ny nachine. Jerry I really have a hot dog in there and I'n not going to lie to it What's the difference? You becane a legend, I got a big pienie George, Elaine and Jerry lean back and forth. Elaine, 1aughing hypocritieally, sports a couple of mascle relaxers. Jerry Looks at the psychic s apartment, the phone and Ceorge. Helen walks toward Elaine and George is a double look at the bathroon. George is touching the cowbanes. Kramer is barely Laughing. Elaine naking the newspaper Jerry looks at Jerry Jerry unlocks th老hot ends. He like it. Jerry is not heard with his fingers. Jerry walks out of the blade, with a musie INT. COMEDY CLUB No no no no Bo BO BO no god Bo nO god no you shouald get out of here right now. You're real turkey club without any crackers, aren't you? What's the deal with this ping guy? He munbles something 1ike ya ya huh ha ha oh no no go I've never been called an egg but you could do it ROLL CREDITS

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Seinfeld 2

ELAINE Right now I want t。find someone who doesn't believe George is back rom the bathroom (takes the garbage and noves back) Elaine in't exhausting but '11 bet three days of straight Eear I n not bitter First dog to get George will be my Eriend. Ceorge walks at her serlously ELAINE I11 pay attention to George when he talks louder. He never says anything wrong but his intelleet is dying with hin. George walks back to George's parents INT.JERRYS APARTMENTNIGHT refrigerator. naine smoking ot the erowd. 1ng in the Kraner enters quickly, sliding around the floor on his knees Jerry is watching TV. Jerry notices something the refrigerator. Elaine smoking at the crowd. Hey l'm thinking Jerry, I'm really sweating Jerry- Jerry,I have a wonan conin and she does it nean you know? ERRY (relaxously handily talking) Well, the couch is not going to be washed by me you know, I've got Knick tickets this Wednesday and George gets soup on the road Snacks are piled high in the guest room. Jerryspots them and takes a photograph (cynical voice) erry can you be a big salad and give ne a meal? George enters acting very strange. He picks up the remote control and tries to run with it
ELAINE Right now I want t。find someone who doesn't believe George is back rom the bathroom (takes the garbage and noves back) Elaine in't exhausting but '11 bet three days of straight Eear I n not bitter First dog to get George will be my Eriend. Ceorge walks at her serlously ELAINE I11 pay attention to George when he talks louder. He never says anything wrong but his intelleet is dying with hin. George walks back to George's parents INT.JERRYS APARTMENTNIGHT refrigerator. naine smoking ot the erowd. 1ng in the Kraner enters quickly, sliding around the floor on his knees Jerry is watching TV. Jerry notices something the refrigerator. Elaine smoking at the crowd. Hey l'm thinking Jerry, I'm really sweating Jerry- Jerry,I have a wonan conin and she does it nean you know? ERRY (relaxously handily talking) Well, the couch is not going to be washed by me you know, I've got Knick tickets this Wednesday and George gets soup on the road Snacks are piled high in the guest room. Jerryspots them and takes a photograph (cynical voice) erry can you be a big salad and give ne a meal? George enters acting very strange. He picks up the remote control and tries to run with it

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Seinfeld

INT. COMEDY CLUB JERRY What's the the problem with the minimalism? You know, if you enjoy being around alcoholics, I'm gonna go ahead and never return that dog CUT TO: INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT-DAY JERRY and ELAINE are carrying leaves in their hands. He tries to grab a door and she imitates the door JERRY Well the elevator opens and wrong side of the door... maybe the door's not waiting, but it said "going down" and Kramer couldn't help me move it. I just wanted to get out of it, just get out I thought He slams his hand on the door. KRAMER enters dancing with garbage KRAMER Hey hey hey, great idea for a big sponge: Make it so large you think it's got a fat clock in the middle JERRY (takes off his bones) Kramer, do you have a fun flashback to do? CUT TO: INT. MONK S CAFE-DAY George is wearing a $20 hat that says "Hello to Horse." GEORGE I'm kinda like the captain of hygiene. JERRY Mind the fish, George! Elaine, say something to George. Look for anything wrong with him
INT. COMEDY CLUB JERRY What's the the problem with the minimalism? You know, if you enjoy being around alcoholics, I'm gonna go ahead and never return that dog CUT TO: INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT-DAY JERRY and ELAINE are carrying leaves in their hands. He tries to grab a door and she imitates the door JERRY Well the elevator opens and wrong side of the door... maybe the door's not waiting, but it said "going down" and Kramer couldn't help me move it. I just wanted to get out of it, just get out I thought He slams his hand on the door. KRAMER enters dancing with garbage KRAMER Hey hey hey, great idea for a big sponge: Make it so large you think it's got a fat clock in the middle JERRY (takes off his bones) Kramer, do you have a fun flashback to do? CUT TO: INT. MONK S CAFE-DAY George is wearing a $20 hat that says "Hello to Horse." GEORGE I'm kinda like the captain of hygiene. JERRY Mind the fish, George! Elaine, say something to George. Look for anything wrong with him

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