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Analyst I, Growth Analytics Affirm - Edmonton, AB (Remote) What We Look For Apply Save Passion to redefine the lending and financial industry for the better • 1-3 years of experience in an analytically-driven role (analytics, consulting, finance, etc.) • Strong working knowledge of SQL and/or experience with Python or R •Practical and theoretical knowledge of A/B testing Strong interpersonal skills and ability to work cross-functionally and influence both technical and non-technical audiences • Ability to think creatively and critically and thrive in a fast-paced, dynamic, and often ambiguous work environment • Bachelor's or Master's degree in a quantitatively rigorous subject area like statistics, manice, economies Enough laziness to find a faster way to do your least favorite tasks you go out of your way to help teammates

Analyst I, Growth Analytics Affirm - Edmonton, AB (Remote) What We Look For Apply Save Passion to redefine the lending and financial industry for the better • 1-3 years of experience in an analytically-driven role (analytics, consulting, finance, etc.) • Strong working knowledge of SQL and/or experience with Python or R •Practical and theoretical knowledge of A/B testing Strong interpersonal skills and ability to work cross-functionally and influence both technical and non-technical audiences • Ability to think creatively and critically and thrive in a fast-paced, dynamic, and often ambiguous work environment • Bachelor's or Master's degree in a quantitatively rigorous subject area like statistics, manice, economies Enough laziness to find a faster way to do your least favorite tasks you go out of your way to help teammates

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◇ Epsilon Solutions Ltd. Business Systems Analyst Toronto, ON 1 month ago 22 applicants On-site Full-time - Entry level Skills: Business Systems Analysis, Systems Analysis, +6 more ::See how you compare to 22 applicants. Try Premium for CA$0 ते ... Am I a good fit for this job? How can I best position myself for t> Apply Save Did you apply? Let us know, and we'll help you track your application. Yes No About the job Job Title: Business Systems Analyst Location: Toronto, ON Job Description 7+ years of Business systems analysis: Technical understanding (Web apps), Agile experience, lead delivery of system requirements

◇ Epsilon Solutions Ltd. Business Systems Analyst Toronto, ON 1 month ago 22 applicants On-site Full-time - Entry level Skills: Business Systems Analysis, Systems Analysis, +6 more ::See how you compare to 22 applicants. Try Premium for CA$0 ते ... Am I a good fit for this job? How can I best position myself for t> Apply Save Did you apply? Let us know, and we'll help you track your application. Yes No About the job Job Title: Business Systems Analyst Location: Toronto, ON Job Description 7+ years of Business systems analysis: Technical understanding (Web apps), Agile experience, lead delivery of system requirements

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Do they just not read?

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ges 2 people: S T Today Jol You 9:26 am Hello Ade Sala It was lovely to meet with you yesterday, but I have decided this role will not be the best fit for me. $1 Job s Day Best m View fu Mon Hi Mon Fri S 10:53 am Please are you available to come to the office for second interview tomorrow afternoon 3 pm Please confirm Thank you Jul 24 Write your message r... U tv MA W ld X Send Ο

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Off to the next one

Andy Byrne (He/Him) • 2nd CEO, Clari | $4T under management | The Prime Minister of Revenue 6h • Connect My phone rang immediately after I closed the Zoom. I had just given a presentation to a customer's entire exec team, and now the CEO was calling me. "You changed the way we think. We consider you a dotted line to our team. Thank you." In the hour I spent with their team, zero seconds were spent selling Clari. The session was entirely focused on best practices for running revenue, and discussing where they were strong and where they were weak. This is the power of a strong point-of-view. This is the difference between selling something to someone, and creating a shared vision with them. I relish these moments with customers. It's endlessly rewarding to help companies think critically about their most important business process - revenue. Now, off to the next customer call. 253 6 comments 2 reposts

Andy Byrne (He/Him) • 2nd CEO, Clari | $4T under management | The Prime Minister of Revenue 6h • Connect My phone rang immediately after I closed the Zoom. I had just given a presentation to a customer's entire exec team, and now the CEO was calling me. "You changed the way we think. We consider you a dotted line to our team. Thank you." In the hour I spent with their team, zero seconds were spent selling Clari. The session was entirely focused on best practices for running revenue, and discussing where they were strong and where they were weak. This is the power of a strong point-of-view. This is the difference between selling something to someone, and creating a shared vision with them. I relish these moments with customers. It's endlessly rewarding to help companies think critically about their most important business process - revenue. Now, off to the next customer call. 253 6 comments 2 reposts

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So Annoying

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Sucks

in : You appeared in 78 searches this week Woah. This is worthless!

in : You appeared in 78 searches this week Woah. This is worthless!

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Linkedin Influencers

Lumko Solwandle · 2nd Transforming Infrastructure & Cloud at Nutanix 4d • ® No body: LinkedIn Influencers: Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. He was the dog. 3,408 113 comments A Like Comment Share

Lumko Solwandle · 2nd Transforming Infrastructure & Cloud at Nutanix 4d • ® No body: LinkedIn Influencers: Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. He was the dog. 3,408 113 comments A Like Comment Share

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changing nature

A man saw a snake being burned to death and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did, the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right back into the fire. So, the man looked around and found a metal pole and used it to take the snake out of the fire, saving its life. Someone who was watching approached the man and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of the snake is to bite, but that's not going to change my nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature simply because someone harms you. Do not lose your good heart, but learn to take precautions. Home My Network Post Notifications Jobs

A man saw a snake being burned to death and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did, the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right back into the fire. So, the man looked around and found a metal pole and used it to take the snake out of the fire, saving its life. Someone who was watching approached the man and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of the snake is to bite, but that's not going to change my nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature simply because someone harms you. Do not lose your good heart, but learn to take precautions. Home My Network Post Notifications Jobs

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employment screening

14h ... I developed an employment screening process that very accurately predicted the future success or failure of employees. It involved a 5 page written test. The written test was the second test. Being willing to focus for an hour was the first test. I had about one percent ask where the bathroom was and I never saw them again. :) I had people ask if I really expected that level of effort during an interview. My response: "If you can't handle thinking for an hour, you aren't going to be able to think all day either." The test wasn't THAT hard, one of the questions was Who is the vice president of the United States? They were mostly like that and the last page required creative thinking.

14h ... I developed an employment screening process that very accurately predicted the future success or failure of employees. It involved a 5 page written test. The written test was the second test. Being willing to focus for an hour was the first test. I had about one percent ask where the bathroom was and I never saw them again. :) I had people ask if I really expected that level of effort during an interview. My response: "If you can't handle thinking for an hour, you aren't going to be able to think all day either." The test wasn't THAT hard, one of the questions was Who is the vice president of the United States? They were mostly like that and the last page required creative thinking.

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leadership is like dentistry

• 2nd HX & People Executive | Chief Disrupter | Student... 1w: O I visit the dentist every 6 months, like most people. These visits are preventative; get a good cleaning, check for anything that's crept up since the last visit. If anything does need attention, it's usually a much smaller issue than waiting until I feel pain. Leadership is no different. Keeping in constant, proactive contact with your people is the best way to correct problems when they're small, rather than waiting for the metaphoric root canal or tooth extraction. Similarly, we as employees need to be making an effort with our leaders to show up, talk about our hygiene practices so guidance can be given if we're off course. When was the last time you had a good cleaning with your leader? #leadership #management

• 2nd HX & People Executive | Chief Disrupter | Student... 1w: O I visit the dentist every 6 months, like most people. These visits are preventative; get a good cleaning, check for anything that's crept up since the last visit. If anything does need attention, it's usually a much smaller issue than waiting until I feel pain. Leadership is no different. Keeping in constant, proactive contact with your people is the best way to correct problems when they're small, rather than waiting for the metaphoric root canal or tooth extraction. Similarly, we as employees need to be making an effort with our leaders to show up, talk about our hygiene practices so guidance can be given if we're off course. When was the last time you had a good cleaning with your leader? #leadership #management

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welcoming our sixth child

14:37 l 4G O ... er• 1st 3d • O My wife called me and said, "I'm pregnant." We will be welcoming our sixth child. The news was shocking at first, to say the least. So I took the past six weeks to rest, recalibrate where l'm at, and find my internal compass again. All without losing momentum during the busiest season of the year for me, tax season. I just want to express how important self-care really is. At some point, we all just have to take a step back, to continue being the best version of ourselves. Everyone talks about the hustle. Everyone talks about the grind. Everyone talks about the days they feel on top of the world.

14:37 l 4G O ... er• 1st 3d • O My wife called me and said, "I'm pregnant." We will be welcoming our sixth child. The news was shocking at first, to say the least. So I took the past six weeks to rest, recalibrate where l'm at, and find my internal compass again. All without losing momentum during the busiest season of the year for me, tax season. I just want to express how important self-care really is. At some point, we all just have to take a step back, to continue being the best version of ourselves. Everyone talks about the hustle. Everyone talks about the grind. Everyone talks about the days they feel on top of the world.

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#richmindset

Mohammed Zaid Shaikh 2nd SLife-long Student Mindset Coach Innovation Head at Amity Education Group 2d · O If you earn less than $100,000 annually and still binge watch on Netflix everyday. You have no right to complain about why life is unfair. By all means live your life the way you want to. Just be happy that you made that choice. All I am saying is don't participate in discussions like "why is the rich getting richer and the poor & middle class getting poorer" with a biased opinion. The wealth gap is not increasing because rich people are getting more evil, it is increasing because the poor people are getting more ignorant. If you enjoy 5 hours of tv shows as opposed to 5 hours of brainstorming sessions on 'how can I solve world problems'. So be it. Be a good content consumer and accept your position in the society. A consumer always pays. A problem solver always gets paid. There is nothing wrong with that. Life is as fair as it can be. So if you are done complaining start solving problems. And remember if you are not part of the solution, you must be part of the problem. #richmindset #wealthgap #success #growthmindset #hardwork #millennial #rich

Mohammed Zaid Shaikh 2nd SLife-long Student Mindset Coach Innovation Head at Amity Education Group 2d · O If you earn less than $100,000 annually and still binge watch on Netflix everyday. You have no right to complain about why life is unfair. By all means live your life the way you want to. Just be happy that you made that choice. All I am saying is don't participate in discussions like "why is the rich getting richer and the poor & middle class getting poorer" with a biased opinion. The wealth gap is not increasing because rich people are getting more evil, it is increasing because the poor people are getting more ignorant. If you enjoy 5 hours of tv shows as opposed to 5 hours of brainstorming sessions on 'how can I solve world problems'. So be it. Be a good content consumer and accept your position in the society. A consumer always pays. A problem solver always gets paid. There is nothing wrong with that. Life is as fair as it can be. So if you are done complaining start solving problems. And remember if you are not part of the solution, you must be part of the problem. #richmindset #wealthgap #success #growthmindset #hardwork #millennial #rich

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coronavirus

es at NYC &. 4d My thoughts on Coronavirus: You will either get it, or you won't. You will either get really sick from it, or you won't. You will either spend an endless amount of time worrying about it, or you won't. Yes, you can wash your hands, wear a mask, and avoid people in large gatherings. If this gives you some semblance of control over something uncontrollable, then do it. But control is an illusion. Things will happen or they won't. #coronavirus #humanfirst #mindfulness

es at NYC &. 4d My thoughts on Coronavirus: You will either get it, or you won't. You will either get really sick from it, or you won't. You will either spend an endless amount of time worrying about it, or you won't. Yes, you can wash your hands, wear a mask, and avoid people in large gatherings. If this gives you some semblance of control over something uncontrollable, then do it. But control is an illusion. Things will happen or they won't. #coronavirus #humanfirst #mindfulness

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CEO

12:38 l LTE rd+ Can pus Executive Officer (CEO) 1w • O When I started my new job as CEO, I was offered a reserved parking space right next to my office however, I politely declined. Instead, I choose to park in the very last row of our campus parking lot. Why would I do that, you may ask? Clarity. As I walk into my office every morning and leave every night and pass by the vehicles of our students, staff and faculty, I am provided a visual reminder that my purpose is to tirelessly contribute to the success of every one of the people who drive those cars. As leaders, when we move to the front of the line, we let everyone know we are in it for ourselves and our position. When we move to the back of the line, our vision becomes much clearer. #LeadersEatLast #ServeOthersFirst #RememberWhereUCameFrom CENTER GEOR

12:38 l LTE rd+ Can pus Executive Officer (CEO) 1w • O When I started my new job as CEO, I was offered a reserved parking space right next to my office however, I politely declined. Instead, I choose to park in the very last row of our campus parking lot. Why would I do that, you may ask? Clarity. As I walk into my office every morning and leave every night and pass by the vehicles of our students, staff and faculty, I am provided a visual reminder that my purpose is to tirelessly contribute to the success of every one of the people who drive those cars. As leaders, when we move to the front of the line, we let everyone know we are in it for ourselves and our position. When we move to the back of the line, our vision becomes much clearer. #LeadersEatLast #ServeOthersFirst #RememberWhereUCameFrom CENTER GEOR

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the pen is ours

Hikes this Asim 2nd + Follow CEO Jibble.io - location-based attendance app 1w • Around 15 years ago I needed to use a pen that was near my boss's desk - and so I asked him if it was his. He replied, "Asim, no, it's not mine, it's ours." I only realise it now, but I have been blessed to have had some incredible managers. Don't seek a great job, seek a great manager. 000 5,622 A Like E Comment Share

Hikes this Asim 2nd + Follow CEO Jibble.io - location-based attendance app 1w • Around 15 years ago I needed to use a pen that was near my boss's desk - and so I asked him if it was his. He replied, "Asim, no, it's not mine, it's ours." I only realise it now, but I have been blessed to have had some incredible managers. Don't seek a great job, seek a great manager. 000 5,622 A Like E Comment Share

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buying coffee

I bought her a coffee. No big deal. Then, I grabbed a marker pen and wrote this on the side of the cup: "I'm so impressed with your creativity and quality of work. We're really privileged to have you on the team. Thank you." She thanked me for the coffee but didn't notice the message. Later, I saw a huge smile on her face. When our eyes met, she mouthed the words "Thank you." People want to feel that their work matters. It doesn't take much to show some appreciation. It's not about pay rises, bonuses or company cars. All you need is a $4 coffee and a pen. A person who feels appreciated will always do more than what's expected. Agree? #thankyou #management #leadership 51,249 2,327 Comments

I bought her a coffee. No big deal. Then, I grabbed a marker pen and wrote this on the side of the cup: "I'm so impressed with your creativity and quality of work. We're really privileged to have you on the team. Thank you." She thanked me for the coffee but didn't notice the message. Later, I saw a huge smile on her face. When our eyes met, she mouthed the words "Thank you." People want to feel that their work matters. It doesn't take much to show some appreciation. It's not about pay rises, bonuses or company cars. All you need is a $4 coffee and a pen. A person who feels appreciated will always do more than what's expected. Agree? #thankyou #management #leadership 51,249 2,327 Comments

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don't watch youtube or netflix

9:06 Q Search likes this e President 8h • Edited • ® fired me, because I was slow in Year 2007: My ex boss f paper work also, because there were so many procedures I can't remember them. 8 I told myself, I will be better than him someday then I started to work on myself in one of the restaurants in Year 2016:I bumped into him London. I gave him a friendly smile, I approached him and had a normal catching up conversation. And found out I was more successful than him 9 Lesson to learn here take charge of your life, time is precious don't waste your time with stuff that doesn't matter in life. Don't watch Youtube or Netflix all day long! I wrote an article "HOW COVID 19, MADE ME $100,000 in profit" https:// 205 14 comments A Like Comment Share >

9:06 Q Search likes this e President 8h • Edited • ® fired me, because I was slow in Year 2007: My ex boss f paper work also, because there were so many procedures I can't remember them. 8 I told myself, I will be better than him someday then I started to work on myself in one of the restaurants in Year 2016:I bumped into him London. I gave him a friendly smile, I approached him and had a normal catching up conversation. And found out I was more successful than him 9 Lesson to learn here take charge of your life, time is precious don't waste your time with stuff that doesn't matter in life. Don't watch Youtube or Netflix all day long! I wrote an article "HOW COVID 19, MADE ME $100,000 in profit" https:// 205 14 comments A Like Comment Share >

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#networking

nd Here to write. If it goes viral, it's not because of me... 9h • O Since joining LinkedIn, I've accepted all connection requests. It's taken me 11 years, but l'm close to the 30k limit. So, if you want to connect: 1. Comment below why you'd like to connect. 2. Send me a personalised invite. (I apologise if this sounds salesy, but...) This could be your last chance. #networking 133 39 comments

nd Here to write. If it goes viral, it's not because of me... 9h • O Since joining LinkedIn, I've accepted all connection requests. It's taken me 11 years, but l'm close to the 30k limit. So, if you want to connect: 1. Comment below why you'd like to connect. 2. Send me a personalised invite. (I apologise if this sounds salesy, but...) This could be your last chance. #networking 133 39 comments

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smarter than everyone

Taylor Offer • 2nd "Best account to follow on LinkedIn" Forbes 30 under 30. 200k IG followers @TaylorP. 1w • O LinkedIn is the best social media platform because the high barrier to entry. If you are spending time on LinkedIn- You are probably smarter than the average person. You have a good job/are looking for a good job. You're connected to your network, so you can't act like a fool. This leads to awesome, engaging and sophisticated conversations unlike other social media websites. What is your favorite social media platform? Why? #LinkedIn #SocialMedia #Instagram 464 · 95 Comments

Taylor Offer • 2nd "Best account to follow on LinkedIn" Forbes 30 under 30. 200k IG followers @TaylorP. 1w • O LinkedIn is the best social media platform because the high barrier to entry. If you are spending time on LinkedIn- You are probably smarter than the average person. You have a good job/are looking for a good job. You're connected to your network, so you can't act like a fool. This leads to awesome, engaging and sophisticated conversations unlike other social media websites. What is your favorite social media platform? Why? #LinkedIn #SocialMedia #Instagram 464 · 95 Comments

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healthy lifestyles

Jake Bjorseth · 3rd+ Let's Talk Gen Z| Founder @ Trndsttrs 23h • O If I could (legally) mandate our team follow a diet, fitness, education, and self-care plan... I would do so in a heartbeat. While I can't enforce that, here's what it would look like Guided meditation 1 gallon of water 1 homemade wellness shot (Apple Cider Vinegar, Turmeric, Ginger, Himalayan Salt, Black Pepper, Lemon) 1 short HIIT workout in the am A longer cardio or strength workout in the pm depending on your fitness goals 1 book/week 1 book summary/day Intermittent Fasting 6 days/week No phone/electronics before 9am and after 10pm 5 year goals listed on paper every morning 3 gratitudes written down 1 day dopamine detox/mo (no entertainment, no food, no coffee, just boredom) In a perfect world, what would you add?

Jake Bjorseth · 3rd+ Let's Talk Gen Z| Founder @ Trndsttrs 23h • O If I could (legally) mandate our team follow a diet, fitness, education, and self-care plan... I would do so in a heartbeat. While I can't enforce that, here's what it would look like Guided meditation 1 gallon of water 1 homemade wellness shot (Apple Cider Vinegar, Turmeric, Ginger, Himalayan Salt, Black Pepper, Lemon) 1 short HIIT workout in the am A longer cardio or strength workout in the pm depending on your fitness goals 1 book/week 1 book summary/day Intermittent Fasting 6 days/week No phone/electronics before 9am and after 10pm 5 year goals listed on paper every morning 3 gratitudes written down 1 day dopamine detox/mo (no entertainment, no food, no coffee, just boredom) In a perfect world, what would you add?

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