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5 5. 2h PaintsWithSmegma I'm not a doctor but I was working as a paramedic at a music festival when we got called to a kid tripping on who knows what. The guy had climbed to the top of a portable generator stadium light. So he's 20 feet in the air, on a light pole staring into this blazing midnight sun screaming ,"I'm a moth go into the flame". We had several cops, firefighters and myself standing at the base for 30 minutes discussing how to get him down without killing him or us. The entire time a crowd of people on drugs is surrounding us to see how it all plays out. Do we get a ladder truck and try to coax him down? What if he won't go? Do we spay mace up there? What if he falls? All of a sudden this greasy looking janitor walks up, turns off power to the generator, turns on his flashlight and aims it at the mothman. Dude looks at the flashlight on the ground, scambles down and follows it to the medical rent like a puppy about to get a snack. I'm embarrassed that none of us thought about that. Reply 22.3k SpideySlap S 2h that guy partied hard back in the day 9.7k olihoproh S • 2h This wasn't his first moth-man rodeo 6.3k

5 5. 2h PaintsWithSmegma I'm not a doctor but I was working as a paramedic at a music festival when we got called to a kid tripping on who knows what. The guy had climbed to the top of a portable generator stadium light. So he's 20 feet in the air, on a light pole staring into this blazing midnight sun screaming ,"I'm a moth go into the flame". We had several cops, firefighters and myself standing at the base for 30 minutes discussing how to get him down without killing him or us. The entire time a crowd of people on drugs is surrounding us to see how it all plays out. Do we get a ladder truck and try to coax him down? What if he won't go? Do we spay mace up there? What if he falls? All of a sudden this greasy looking janitor walks up, turns off power to the generator, turns on his flashlight and aims it at the mothman. Dude looks at the flashlight on the ground, scambles down and follows it to the medical rent like a puppy about to get a snack. I'm embarrassed that none of us thought about that. Reply 22.3k SpideySlap S 2h that guy partied hard back in the day 9.7k olihoproh S • 2h This wasn't his first moth-man rodeo 6.3k

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T-Mobile M 1:08 People who ent /r/AskReddit A PREV NEXT ▼ DONE HIDE ViperThreat 11111 points 5 hours ago* Worked as an on-call computer tech for about a year, and I've seen some weird s---. Plenty of Hoarders, elderly men with interesting sexual fantasies, Multimillonaire Lawyers with closets full of gay p---, etc. x2 The weirdest one was this cool old dude who had retired and lived in a double-wide trailer in a fairly nice retirement trailer park. His house had one of those trains that traveled along the walls from room to room, occasionally poking through walls and such. The primary purpose of this train was to carry his bird (a blue macaw IIRC) around the house. From his explanation, the bird had some birth defects and had difficulty flying, so they built the train for the bird to cruise around the house on. This may not sound all that weird to you, but let me set the stage for you: You're a college student removing a stupid browser hijack from some old guy's computer. You're nearly done with the job when you hear a clacking sound and look up to see a toy train crossing your vision. Aboard the train is a decently sized bird that makes eye contact with you and says "choo choo m-----------" before disappearing into the next room. One of the most surreal moments of life. my

T-Mobile M 1:08 People who ent /r/AskReddit A PREV NEXT ▼ DONE HIDE ViperThreat 11111 points 5 hours ago* Worked as an on-call computer tech for about a year, and I've seen some weird s---. Plenty of Hoarders, elderly men with interesting sexual fantasies, Multimillonaire Lawyers with closets full of gay p---, etc. x2 The weirdest one was this cool old dude who had retired and lived in a double-wide trailer in a fairly nice retirement trailer park. His house had one of those trains that traveled along the walls from room to room, occasionally poking through walls and such. The primary purpose of this train was to carry his bird (a blue macaw IIRC) around the house. From his explanation, the bird had some birth defects and had difficulty flying, so they built the train for the bird to cruise around the house on. This may not sound all that weird to you, but let me set the stage for you: You're a college student removing a stupid browser hijack from some old guy's computer. You're nearly done with the job when you hear a clacking sound and look up to see a toy train crossing your vision. Aboard the train is a decently sized bird that makes eye contact with you and says "choo choo m-----------" before disappearing into the next room. One of the most surreal moments of life. my

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3 days ago r/confessions Posted by I'm sleeping with my 43 year old female boss to advance my career. I know it's wrong, but she promoted me to 80k a year from 45k. I'm only 28. My plan is to keep this going for as long as possible and save all the money until she gets tired of me and picks a new toy. Share Save Hide 78% Upvoted 67 Comments Report What are your thoughts? Log in or Sign up LOG IN SIGN UP SORT BY BEST 104 points 3 days ago (0 children) 79 points 3 days ago (1 child) edited 2 days ago 77 points 2 days ago So going through your post and comment history, you have a girlfriend, which means you're cheating so f--- you, and you claim you make 80k a year, but you post on askreddit how you can make women think you're rich? You also posted claiming you're 22? And in that post you say you have an injury where you can't get erect, so how do you have sex w/ your boss? Make your f------ mind up lol Reply Share Report Save

3 days ago r/confessions Posted by I'm sleeping with my 43 year old female boss to advance my career. I know it's wrong, but she promoted me to 80k a year from 45k. I'm only 28. My plan is to keep this going for as long as possible and save all the money until she gets tired of me and picks a new toy. Share Save Hide 78% Upvoted 67 Comments Report What are your thoughts? Log in or Sign up LOG IN SIGN UP SORT BY BEST 104 points 3 days ago (0 children) 79 points 3 days ago (1 child) edited 2 days ago 77 points 2 days ago So going through your post and comment history, you have a girlfriend, which means you're cheating so f--- you, and you claim you make 80k a year, but you post on askreddit how you can make women think you're rich? You also posted claiming you're 22? And in that post you say you have an injury where you can't get erect, so how do you have sex w/ your boss? Make your f------ mind up lol Reply Share Report Save

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56 minutes ago krabzzy Score hidden I have to work on tests with 30 crybaby bitches. krabzzy Score hidden 55 minutes ago I am a student at high school

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6 hours ago Andrew_Scottish 1 point I get people off ;) 5 hours ago TheFOCTOR 1 point No, you f--- people.

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YourDailyDevil 1 point 6 hours ago I create scenarios that let people of all ages commit murder. boser1929 2 points 6 hours ago Video game Game designer? 6 hours ago YourDailyDevil 1 point Correct!

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6 hours ago gunnerAmante 3 points I get to talk at the same time as the dude on the scene. 5 hours ago bonnob96 1 point A commentator of sorts? 5 hours ago gunnerAmante 3 points No, an interpreter

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7 hours ago bonnob96 8 points they won't die Taking people's money so 6 hours ago Burninator05 3 points Hey Fat Tony! It's me, Fat Tony. I'm also in the Mafia Insurance industry. 6 hours ago bonnob96 3 points I'm a fast food employee.... hours ago FinAdartse 6 points Huh. I actively go to fast food expecting to live less.

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