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dampsandwich dampsandwich i just picked up a new hobby called "messaging people on facebook i've never actually talked to demanding they give me back my f------ sandals" GIVE ME BACK MY SANDALS lol what?? weekend im calling the cops F--- u they're mine Sent from Carbondale, IL hey do you have my sandals your what my sandals 98,941 notes

dampsandwich dampsandwich i just picked up a new hobby called "messaging people on facebook i've never actually talked to demanding they give me back my f------ sandals" GIVE ME BACK MY SANDALS lol what?? weekend im calling the cops F--- u they're mine Sent from Carbondale, IL hey do you have my sandals your what my sandals 98,941 notes

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F~ing dogs, how do they work?

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you'd never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what's that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that's a dog. wouldn't you feel lied to? wouldn't you sense that something was amiss 37,253 notes

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you'd never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what's that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that's a dog. wouldn't you feel lied to? wouldn't you sense that something was amiss 37,253 notes

jakes-fine-ass pyiamalion bubblecake chihirothecheerio sexual-phan unsav4ble deaexlibris sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away what what What what what what what what Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

jakes-fine-ass pyiamalion bubblecake chihirothecheerio sexual-phan unsav4ble deaexlibris sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away what what What what what what what what Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

"I know how those got there."

noone-ofconsequence azullia。 Source: staybeautiful2 "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today, and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because if people are mean, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.""

noone-ofconsequence azullia。 Source: staybeautiful2 "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today, and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because if people are mean, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.""

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jakemalik cigs4kids+ Source: menandtheird. Police officers rescued the little pup from an abusive owner. And then one

jakemalik cigs4kids+ Source: menandtheird. Police officers rescued the little pup from an abusive owner. And then one

if u ever worry about ur body just remember this self positivity orange: he may not be the prettiest of the lot on the out but he's still just as bright and sweet on the inside side.... fandom-ns fandom-ins self positivity is key remember the self positivity orange oh god never mind it tasted like s---

if u ever worry about ur body just remember this self positivity orange: he may not be the prettiest of the lot on the out but he's still just as bright and sweet on the inside side.... fandom-ns fandom-ins self positivity is key remember the self positivity orange oh god never mind it tasted like s---

yasvke Are you serious right now? I'm a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people's heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no prohk:11し1 iut llti:礎Thi:; juicn bot? .lhi:..;llepary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without f------ it up. I'm done. I quit. Goodbye.

yasvke Are you serious right now? I'm a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people's heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no prohk:11し1 iut llti:礎Thi:; juicn bot? .lhi:..;llepary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without f------ it up. I'm done. I quit. Goodbye.

the12thprince Noww ho's inig "hCik of

the12thprince Noww ho's inig "hCik of

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smackmybeanwithyourpeen: new spicy doritos locos tacos

smackmybeanwithyourpeen: new spicy doritos locos tacos

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Killer geese

slutshaymin the geese continue their merciless slaughter the rivers continue to run red with the blood of their victims

slutshaymin the geese continue their merciless slaughter the rivers continue to run red with the blood of their victims

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First world child abuse

thatfuckingcrow parent: s--- vine wont open fast enough F--- 46,167 notes

thatfuckingcrow parent: s--- vine wont open fast enough F--- 46,167 notes

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dropkickpikachu *castlevania music*

dropkickpikachu *castlevania music*

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sawshark so i see somebody took a selfie w me

sawshark so i see somebody took a selfie w me

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Source: thats-slightly-r thats-slighty-raven thats-so-kat thats-slightily-raven HELLO YES 999 IJSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED 999? You mean 911? I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I'd be a litle bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE 71,756 notes whimsicalmercenary fifty-shades-… Source: thats-slightly- thats-slighty-raven: thats-slightly-raven IJUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS B------- maybe if you'd go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn't happen :) OH IMSORRY IT'S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO ICAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT 245,507 notes are you okay? no

Source: thats-slightly-r thats-slighty-raven thats-so-kat thats-slightily-raven HELLO YES 999 IJSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED 999? You mean 911? I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I'd be a litle bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE 71,756 notes whimsicalmercenary fifty-shades-… Source: thats-slightly- thats-slighty-raven: thats-slightly-raven IJUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS B------- maybe if you'd go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn't happen :) OH IMSORRY IT'S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO ICAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT 245,507 notes are you okay? no

tumblr. facebook Donft listen to that quy eis trying to leadvou'down the patt of righteousness tumblr. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks harry-twater I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS it would be accurate either way 140,898 notes

tumblr. facebook Donft listen to that quy eis trying to leadvou'down the patt of righteousness tumblr. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks harry-twater I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS it would be accurate either way 140,898 notes

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hattmanstumbler «iciclkpc:: This just in: he's figured out where the laser comes from. They've evolved.

hattmanstumbler «iciclkpc:: This just in: he's figured out where the laser comes from. They've evolved.

jakemalilk radioactivenun caseyanthonyofficial: One time I was fighting with my girlfriend and I said something that hit a little too close to home and she said wait hold on let me do an impression of your dad and walked out the door and I was hurt and speechless andI think she won that one

jakemalilk radioactivenun caseyanthonyofficial: One time I was fighting with my girlfriend and I said something that hit a little too close to home and she said wait hold on let me do an impression of your dad and walked out the door and I was hurt and speechless andI think she won that one

42,473 mynameisjohnwinchester danisnota homosexual Resolved Question Show me another » I just found out my mom is a virgin? arrybutts Jesus is that you Source: clavid

42,473 mynameisjohnwinchester danisnota homosexual Resolved Question Show me another » I just found out my mom is a virgin? arrybutts Jesus is that you Source: clavid

satansbosom: "i live in the anus of a pig"

wewereboxingthestarss trusty0… Source: frightfullytreeish satansbosom atc frightfullytreeish so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig And nowI will never unsee it i live in the anus of a pig

wewereboxingthestarss trusty0… Source: frightfullytreeish satansbosom atc frightfullytreeish so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig And nowI will never unsee it i live in the anus of a pig

united kingdom old lady pig

knitting-with-t-rex 个 punkryuki goodbyemisery: i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don't eat grass 98,424 notes

knitting-with-t-rex 个 punkryuki goodbyemisery: i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don't eat grass 98,424 notes