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sleepingwith-veils-ofmice chadleymacguff ziver ziver ziver so today, my dad told me of this restaurant he wants to open up called Boners" and it's just a bunch of men wearing only really tight Speedos, and the menu will consist of sausages & hot dogs oh, and half off night will be when the men wear jock straps. and he's dead serious, his argument was, "if men can have Hooters, women should have this. your father is a saint is your father jack barakat 29,826 notes

sleepingwith-veils-ofmice chadleymacguff ziver ziver ziver so today, my dad told me of this restaurant he wants to open up called Boners" and it's just a bunch of men wearing only really tight Speedos, and the menu will consist of sausages & hot dogs oh, and half off night will be when the men wear jock straps. and he's dead serious, his argument was, "if men can have Hooters, women should have this. your father is a saint is your father jack barakat 29,826 notes

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

cnnbreaking when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results 23,857 notes

cnnbreaking when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results 23,857 notes

OH MY GOD SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED "JESUS F--- REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING 65,926 notes

OH MY GOD SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED "JESUS F--- REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING 65,926 notes

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt meladoodle the quadratic formula war flashbacks 8,690 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-butt meladoodle the quadratic formula war flashbacks 8,690 notes

queenchaoS13 (ノ^-^)/ Slide to the nghtノ(^-^ノ) SIiiiide to the lift (O︶OO) now beg for mercy as i slaughter you like the filth you are 30 notes

queenchaoS13 (ノ^-^)/ Slide to the nghtノ(^-^ノ) SIiiiide to the lift (O︶OO) now beg for mercy as i slaughter you like the filth you are 30 notes

scr4ggy what if instead of hitting the post limit some burly dudes broke into your house and picked you up and carried you away from your computer saying ithink you've done enough for tonight, buddy 47,865 notes

scr4ggy what if instead of hitting the post limit some burly dudes broke into your house and picked you up and carried you away from your computer saying ithink you've done enough for tonight, buddy 47,865 notes

why commit murder when you can have one of these come on guys I'd kill for one of those. I think you're missing the point

why commit murder when you can have one of these come on guys I'd kill for one of those. I think you're missing the point

murder kill tumblr slide inflatable water why commit murder

sxa-pride kaibas-pants babyferaligator tbh im probably single bc i didnt believe in the heart of the cards dunno.that could be it. But I think it's probably because you didn't get your game on. You should probably rev it up But not too much... otherwise you better get set to get decked. ldk man, I guess I'm just not feeling the flow. Don't be so down guys. Do KATTOBINGU!

sxa-pride kaibas-pants babyferaligator tbh im probably single bc i didnt believe in the heart of the cards dunno.that could be it. But I think it's probably because you didn't get your game on. You should probably rev it up But not too much... otherwise you better get set to get decked. ldk man, I guess I'm just not feeling the flow. Don't be so down guys. Do KATTOBINGU!

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bertmccrackalaken: OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID "TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT'S DISGUSTING" AND I SAID "TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU'RE DISGUSTING" AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING

bertmccrackalaken: OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID "TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT'S DISGUSTING" AND I SAID "TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU'RE DISGUSTING" AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING

My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

uoa My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

uoa My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

eaberts: eaberts: put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it'll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

eaberts: eaberts: put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it'll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

dampsandwich vagisodium dampsandwich im not 21 please dont say the A word around me. anchovies great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

dampsandwich vagisodium dampsandwich im not 21 please dont say the A word around me. anchovies great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

This one is diff He's honest and sweet, and wouldnit do anything to hurt me HE'SA GUY peacefulyy alucardhellsing noemail: bowtiesarecooltoo I love watching Disney movies when you're older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes Hades was the original sassy gay friend. Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming. this post is perfect

This one is diff He's honest and sweet, and wouldnit do anything to hurt me HE'SA GUY peacefulyy alucardhellsing noemail: bowtiesarecooltoo I love watching Disney movies when you're older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes Hades was the original sassy gay friend. Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming. this post is perfect

hercules hades megara gay friend flaming pun

kankrisvirtuebombass bombassfaeryspell 255,132 obleronesandbreadstic as emember chubsdeuce easurevourlifeinfruitcake: aybenotborin bittersilver waiiflowerchild This is why I don't believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small. When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can't wear condoms because they're too small, he's lying' and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow well clearly I've been spending too much on socks My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, "So girls, if a boy ever says that he's too big for condoms, you run. You run so far." my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot' this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy are we not going to talk about the person who would rather a condom on their foot than a sock Source: jonnovstheinternet

kankrisvirtuebombass bombassfaeryspell 255,132 obleronesandbreadstic as emember chubsdeuce easurevourlifeinfruitcake: aybenotborin bittersilver waiiflowerchild This is why I don't believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small. When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can't wear condoms because they're too small, he's lying' and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow well clearly I've been spending too much on socks My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, "So girls, if a boy ever says that he's too big for condoms, you run. You run so far." my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot' this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy are we not going to talk about the person who would rather a condom on their foot than a sock Source: jonnovstheinternet

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neaislove aw nirvana-bleach89: dreamdeath: underwater graveyard where is this? Underwater Thanks

neaislove aw nirvana-bleach89: dreamdeath: underwater graveyard where is this? Underwater Thanks

staunchiousness: brendonsforehead: ilovesuicidesilence: how much punk could pop punk pop if pop punk could pop punk? 182 Nah dude I heard the sum was 41

staunchiousness: brendonsforehead: ilovesuicidesilence: how much punk could pop punk pop if pop punk could pop punk? 182 Nah dude I heard the sum was 41

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lupercos when people act like tumblr is a small website with a niche market 108.0 Million blogs 4.405 million New Zealand, Population to put this into perspective

lupercos when people act like tumblr is a small website with a niche market 108.0 Million blogs 4.405 million New Zealand, Population to put this into perspective

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wwruska kanrose wwruska [seductively licks keyboara) Fun fact: keyboards have more bacteria on them than toilet seats, darling. horrified scream]

wwruska kanrose wwruska [seductively licks keyboara) Fun fact: keyboards have more bacteria on them than toilet seats, darling. horrified scream]

dnhowell do u think someone has ever come to tumblr to join and just seen bad mcr fics @badmcrfics tumblr "Gerard, I.. I' " Frank said cheeks turning. ' frowned. "Yeah, I figured. My d--- is in your ass." Gerard 111.5 51.7 1 6/13. 7:06 AM

dnhowell do u think someone has ever come to tumblr to join and just seen bad mcr fics @badmcrfics tumblr "Gerard, I.. I' " Frank said cheeks turning. ' frowned. "Yeah, I figured. My d--- is in your ass." Gerard 111.5 51.7 1 6/13. 7:06 AM