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detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person's junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person's butt The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person's junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person's butt The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

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Height of hostility

the worst thing about being tall is people who are like "Do you play basketball ? you should play basketball" well you f------ leprechaun do you collect gold you sniveling pile of s--- The worst thing about being short is tall people using us as an arm rest No one asked you you f------ gremlin This entire post is so unnecessarily aggressive and I can't stop laughing

the worst thing about being tall is people who are like "Do you play basketball ? you should play basketball" well you f------ leprechaun do you collect gold you sniveling pile of s--- The worst thing about being short is tall people using us as an arm rest No one asked you you f------ gremlin This entire post is so unnecessarily aggressive and I can't stop laughing

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This game is wierd isn't it?

Play a Half-Mimic if you want.. . To be a member of a race that is good at hiding and trickery. a To be a member of a race that favours the ardent, warlock or battlemind classes. To have a backstory where one of your parents had sex with a treasure chest. "To have a backstory where one of your parents had sex with a tresure chest Well sign me up then, gotta spice up the Dungeons & Dragons lifestyle #dungeons and dragons #mimic #Half-Mimic #Dungeons& Dragons #D&D #Sex

Play a Half-Mimic if you want.. . To be a member of a race that is good at hiding and trickery. a To be a member of a race that favours the ardent, warlock or battlemind classes. To have a backstory where one of your parents had sex with a treasure chest. "To have a backstory where one of your parents had sex with a tresure chest Well sign me up then, gotta spice up the Dungeons & Dragons lifestyle #dungeons and dragons #mimic #Half-Mimic #Dungeons& Dragons #D&D #Sex

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The best thing that happened in high school

oo AT&T 10:21 PM ④。% 33% fake-mermaid nugget-lover deadgilberts: the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just wert it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class 254,319 notes

oo AT&T 10:21 PM ④。% 33% fake-mermaid nugget-lover deadgilberts: the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just wert it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class 254,319 notes

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Child at Heart

cubejelloswimmingymir trying to remain a child at heart in the adult world citysliquor Source: citysliquor #me as hell probably 26,523 notes

cubejelloswimmingymir trying to remain a child at heart in the adult world citysliquor Source: citysliquor #me as hell probably 26,523 notes

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Do Bananas Float

Do bananas float? Yes. Yes they do. thank you that is a really nice photograph of that floating banana

Do bananas float? Yes. Yes they do. thank you that is a really nice photograph of that floating banana

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Vaginas. Vaginas everywhere

Everything is better when you preface it with the word "vaginal- e.g. "a recipe for vaginal disaster o in the nick of vaginal time o in the dead of vaginal night o a fatal vaginal miscalculation o a call to vaginal action o a rattling of vaginal sabers o shuffling off this mortal vaginal coil o where vaginal angels fear to tread o by any vaginal means necessary o tried and true vaginal recipe ° the pit ofvaginal despair o shoot the vaginal messenger o fightvaginal fire with vaginal fire flyin the face oftraditional vaginal wisdom at the drop of a vaginal hat spill the vaginal beans barking up the wrong vaginal tree beat around the vaginal bush You are totally correct. o o o

Everything is better when you preface it with the word "vaginal- e.g. "a recipe for vaginal disaster o in the nick of vaginal time o in the dead of vaginal night o a fatal vaginal miscalculation o a call to vaginal action o a rattling of vaginal sabers o shuffling off this mortal vaginal coil o where vaginal angels fear to tread o by any vaginal means necessary o tried and true vaginal recipe ° the pit ofvaginal despair o shoot the vaginal messenger o fightvaginal fire with vaginal fire flyin the face oftraditional vaginal wisdom at the drop of a vaginal hat spill the vaginal beans barking up the wrong vaginal tree beat around the vaginal bush You are totally correct. o o o

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Here's a touching story...

grimelords I bought a new doorbell the other day which was exciting because it seems crazy that that's a thing you can just buy from a shop. Like how you can buy garden gnomes when they seem more like something that just exists and always has. But anyway you can and I set it up my doorbell and it worked fine and I pressed the button about a thousand times because l've never had a doorbell before and it was exciting. Except sometimes it would ring when nobody had pressed the button, like just every couple of hours my doorbell would go off for no reason including twice with two different types of ding dong at about 1am. So I looked it up and it turns out it was probably on the same frequency as other doorbells in the area which is great news because it not only means that at least two of my neighbours have visitors at 1am, but also all the time I spent hammering the button when I first set it up and being totally enamoured with the concept of a doorbell I was invariably setting off my two neighbours doorbells as well. 7,090 notes

grimelords I bought a new doorbell the other day which was exciting because it seems crazy that that's a thing you can just buy from a shop. Like how you can buy garden gnomes when they seem more like something that just exists and always has. But anyway you can and I set it up my doorbell and it worked fine and I pressed the button about a thousand times because l've never had a doorbell before and it was exciting. Except sometimes it would ring when nobody had pressed the button, like just every couple of hours my doorbell would go off for no reason including twice with two different types of ding dong at about 1am. So I looked it up and it turns out it was probably on the same frequency as other doorbells in the area which is great news because it not only means that at least two of my neighbours have visitors at 1am, but also all the time I spent hammering the button when I first set it up and being totally enamoured with the concept of a doorbell I was invariably setting off my two neighbours doorbells as well. 7,090 notes

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Just another day in Tumblr

headedaddiction just-mra-things iragi-egalitarian starkillerrx the-eagle-atarian 21st century-goebbels: My account has been invaded by little jew children hiding behind japanese cartoon figures while they fill my inbox with their childish hate Ha. I can't help but laugh, at the same time I worry for the future. The future of Europe. Let's stand together and keep Europe white and pure as it was meant to be. Heil C. Dude, sometimes I don't know what's more ridiculous in this website, the stupid, racist and sexist SJWs, or their equally stupid, racist and sexist Naxi polar opposites They both are equally disgusting Haha yes that is right silly sjws trying to get fights and social recognition how awful of them haha make me a sandwich am I rite brethren?

headedaddiction just-mra-things iragi-egalitarian starkillerrx the-eagle-atarian 21st century-goebbels: My account has been invaded by little jew children hiding behind japanese cartoon figures while they fill my inbox with their childish hate Ha. I can't help but laugh, at the same time I worry for the future. The future of Europe. Let's stand together and keep Europe white and pure as it was meant to be. Heil C. Dude, sometimes I don't know what's more ridiculous in this website, the stupid, racist and sexist SJWs, or their equally stupid, racist and sexist Naxi polar opposites They both are equally disgusting Haha yes that is right silly sjws trying to get fights and social recognition how awful of them haha make me a sandwich am I rite brethren?

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Sequel coming later this year

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iahfy-serfbortbender ambiants ambiants what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? tequila mockingbird Source: ambiants 555,832 notes

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Definitely Should

algrenion: when ur delirious w sleep deprivation but u legit cant stop drawing bc ur on a roll SHOULDN'T WILL Source: algrenion 13,313 notes

algrenion: when ur delirious w sleep deprivation but u legit cant stop drawing bc ur on a roll SHOULDN'T WILL Source: algrenion 13,313 notes

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For those who are on Finals...

Jocelynstarkid72 theonlymatty I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when grades were high and f---- worth giving. I dreamed no test would make me cry, I dreamed that curves would be forgiving. Then I was young and unprepared, and A's were made and used and wasted. There were no extensions to be begged, no nights unslept, no effort wasted. But the finals come at last, with their laughter soft as thunder, as they tear your grades apart, as they turn your dream to shame. to whomever wrote this YOU MUST ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU HOW ARDENTLY I ADMIRE AND LOVE YOu

Jocelynstarkid72 theonlymatty I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when grades were high and f---- worth giving. I dreamed no test would make me cry, I dreamed that curves would be forgiving. Then I was young and unprepared, and A's were made and used and wasted. There were no extensions to be begged, no nights unslept, no effort wasted. But the finals come at last, with their laughter soft as thunder, as they tear your grades apart, as they turn your dream to shame. to whomever wrote this YOU MUST ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU HOW ARDENTLY I ADMIRE AND LOVE YOu

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Who else thought they didn't need chill black mermen until today?

the-whovian-down-baker-street zulubunsen kararikue You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn't know it. These are the chillest f------ mermen I've ever seen Are you saying you've seen mermen before Reblogged 1 day ago from geibuchan (originally from blackingzz) 203.750 notes

the-whovian-down-baker-street zulubunsen kararikue You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn't know it. These are the chillest f------ mermen I've ever seen Are you saying you've seen mermen before Reblogged 1 day ago from geibuchan (originally from blackingzz) 203.750 notes

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Get Hype for Fruit Salad Tour 2030

drakesquad tuggywuggy drakesquad i'll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say "aw im so sorry for you" and ill be like how was the f------ wiggles reunion tour a------ i went to italy last week for fun and didn't have to hire a sitter This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life. so the wiggles concert wasn't as good as you thought it would be huh #bruh people can have children if they want #or not have any kids if they don't want #it's up to them #but ibr here regardless of whether or not I have any I'm still going to that wiggles reunion tour

drakesquad tuggywuggy drakesquad i'll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say "aw im so sorry for you" and ill be like how was the f------ wiggles reunion tour a------ i went to italy last week for fun and didn't have to hire a sitter This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life. so the wiggles concert wasn't as good as you thought it would be huh #bruh people can have children if they want #or not have any kids if they don't want #it's up to them #but ibr here regardless of whether or not I have any I'm still going to that wiggles reunion tour

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

benedictcumberreichenbach ninepulse Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you've ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can't just e you've seen in your dream, you've seen somewhere once in your life And those strange nightmares you've had of those terrible demon like creatures You've seen them around too, you just cant remember. You don't want to remember this post started off as a John Green novel and ended as a Stephen King

benedictcumberreichenbach ninepulse Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you've ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can't just e you've seen in your dream, you've seen somewhere once in your life And those strange nightmares you've had of those terrible demon like creatures You've seen them around too, you just cant remember. You don't want to remember this post started off as a John Green novel and ended as a Stephen King

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What are you doing to stop global warming

ill Verizon 8:20 AM butt-plug-birthday-party reblogmyselfie foxnewsofficial: capnchase foxnewsofficial: what the f--- are you doing to stop global warming right now turning my ac all the way up too cool off the earth around my house you're just the man we've been looking for 64,816 notes

ill Verizon 8:20 AM butt-plug-birthday-party reblogmyselfie foxnewsofficial: capnchase foxnewsofficial: what the f--- are you doing to stop global warming right now turning my ac all the way up too cool off the earth around my house you're just the man we've been looking for 64,816 notes

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My relationship with Black Eyed Peas in a nutshell

April 25th 2015, 10:39:29 pm-14 hours ago guy. when the artist u hate releases a catchy song Source: guy 627,078 notes

April 25th 2015, 10:39:29 pm-14 hours ago guy. when the artist u hate releases a catchy song Source: guy 627,078 notes

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Mooning

they've sent people to the moon but they can't create a chair strong enough to support my weight smh Tags: what are priorities, lets go to the f------ moon, who cares if fat ppl want to sit, fatphobia thatdragonwiththegirltattoo: vodkaandsjws: Ifyou can't sit in a chair without it breaking, something tells me that your priority should probably be taking care ofyour body, not worrying about astronauts. estobe3oo.bloodypounds,thesepeopleneedtoget their heads out of their asses Ihis was posted by the moon , wasn't it?

they've sent people to the moon but they can't create a chair strong enough to support my weight smh Tags: what are priorities, lets go to the f------ moon, who cares if fat ppl want to sit, fatphobia thatdragonwiththegirltattoo: vodkaandsjws: Ifyou can't sit in a chair without it breaking, something tells me that your priority should probably be taking care ofyour body, not worrying about astronauts. estobe3oo.bloodypounds,thesepeopleneedtoget their heads out of their asses Ihis was posted by the moon , wasn't it?

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Why WarioWare, Inc. is the best.

mitsdumbblogthing torkirby+ shishkababoo smallworldofbigal WarioWare Inc is a fictional indie game company and even they are far more diverse than any indie dev team I have seen. Think about it. There's Wario several women, including one who has had several jobs and owns her own business, one who is a scientist, and two who are members of a ninja clan furries who work a cab company on the side a flambovant scientist f------ aliens a sassy disco dancer and his entire family two game enthusiasts, one of which who more than likely isn't caucasian an asian kung fu master and a robot. And the best part? For being a greedy fat f---, Wario is surprisingly honest and transparent about his game-making. There isn't any ulterior motives in his games, there isn't any forced messages, and he sure as hell hasn't tried to slander anyone His only message is "Give me money, and I'll give you really fun games to play." We need more people like Wario in the game industry Source: smallworldofbigal 1,191 notes

mitsdumbblogthing torkirby+ shishkababoo smallworldofbigal WarioWare Inc is a fictional indie game company and even they are far more diverse than any indie dev team I have seen. Think about it. There's Wario several women, including one who has had several jobs and owns her own business, one who is a scientist, and two who are members of a ninja clan furries who work a cab company on the side a flambovant scientist f------ aliens a sassy disco dancer and his entire family two game enthusiasts, one of which who more than likely isn't caucasian an asian kung fu master and a robot. And the best part? For being a greedy fat f---, Wario is surprisingly honest and transparent about his game-making. There isn't any ulterior motives in his games, there isn't any forced messages, and he sure as hell hasn't tried to slander anyone His only message is "Give me money, and I'll give you really fun games to play." We need more people like Wario in the game industry Source: smallworldofbigal 1,191 notes

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Dammit

April 28th 2015, 12:23:57 pm 4 hours ago alrightthenhero For one to live the other must die Fonte: alrightthenhero 8.210 note

April 28th 2015, 12:23:57 pm 4 hours ago alrightthenhero For one to live the other must die Fonte: alrightthenhero 8.210 note

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