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Discount Demolitions: On legendry cappadocius: jeysiec: prokopetz Lately, I've run across complaints that modern depictions of the Knights of the Round Table are too "anime" -giving them all sorts of goofy powers, and sending them on weird, over-the-top adventures Allow me to point out that the following are all actual things.. It makes me feel more old and more spiteful than usual that what used to be described as "comic book-y" is now anime" to today's youth To be fair, mainstream comics themselves are partly to blame for that. There was that whole grimdark phase in the mid-90s, with the lasting effect that even today, over-the-top four-colour wackiness is widely regarded as the exception rather than the rule. It's no accident that anime really broke into Western markets at about the same time that Western comic books were busy vanishing up their own collective arse. Tags:arthuriana knights of the round table anime comic books grimdark O July 01, 2013 56,047 notes

Discount Demolitions: On legendry cappadocius: jeysiec: prokopetz Lately, I've run across complaints that modern depictions of the Knights of the Round Table are too "anime" -giving them all sorts of goofy powers, and sending them on weird, over-the-top adventures Allow me to point out that the following are all actual things.. It makes me feel more old and more spiteful than usual that what used to be described as "comic book-y" is now anime" to today's youth To be fair, mainstream comics themselves are partly to blame for that. There was that whole grimdark phase in the mid-90s, with the lasting effect that even today, over-the-top four-colour wackiness is widely regarded as the exception rather than the rule. It's no accident that anime really broke into Western markets at about the same time that Western comic books were busy vanishing up their own collective arse. Tags:arthuriana knights of the round table anime comic books grimdark O July 01, 2013 56,047 notes

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Just a movie bro

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosaurus The replies on this post... Jesus. If I have to hear "it's just a movie one more f------ time hypocritc1 It's just a movie. Source: palaeofail

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosaurus The replies on this post... Jesus. If I have to hear "it's just a movie one more f------ time hypocritc1 It's just a movie. Source: palaeofail

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GomiGomiPomi responds to an SJW's accusations of whitewashing

joulelay. gomigomipomi Agent 8's first Splatfest. hey OP what the s---? also I fixed it I'm not sure where to begin with this as I normally don't post anything other than my art here, but I have seen enough from your side to prompt me into making this post, so l suppose we should start with the obvious 1) Swearing, editing my works, and worse of all, throwing heavy accusations around like there's no consequences and being proud of it. I might not know who you are but I can tell you're rude and ignorant based on first impression. You have already lost quite a bit of my default respect that I have for anyone before we even 2) read that you're a PoC and most likely belong in the group of minonties from where you're from. Now that's something you and I have in common, but our biggest difference is, I don't throw accusations lightly like you did me. 3) Now lets talk about art. I have seen people trying to explain to you how color light, tonal values work, but you seem convinced that as long as it's not a direct eye-dropped tone, it's considered whitewashing. There's a difference between giving a dark-skinned character a lighter shade due to lighting/mood and downright turning them white. And just for clarification, I generally favor pastel-like tones with saturated values at times, which usually resulting in a softer and brighter shade in the things I colored Let's have a look at the official art We know that the creator is trying to convey an atmosphere. Marina is being colored close to a beige tone here, but we can tell she is still shades darker than Pearl, and naturally so. Everything here is meant to look soft and light to convey a sense of relax Here's another example of light and mood: Notice the differences in how the creator colored in these two pieces. One is not more right than the other. They're just being depicted in different mood and settings, often times exaggerated to display a more dramatic effect. 4) I'm not sure if you're still with me, but I shall continue on. Your heart is at the right place and your cause is noble. Racism is a very bad thing and I should know but I think you're picking the wrong battle. You're accusing people of something that isn't intended, creating more enemies than allies, making the environment hostile for the wrong reasons. Your lack of understanding and proper knowledge in certain field has, frankly, caused more harm than help towards your goal and indirectly, hurting the art community. I don't bear any ill will towards you and I'm definitely not expecting an immediate change, but all I ask for is that you take a step back and think things through before you decide to throw down the gauntlet

joulelay. gomigomipomi Agent 8's first Splatfest. hey OP what the s---? also I fixed it I'm not sure where to begin with this as I normally don't post anything other than my art here, but I have seen enough from your side to prompt me into making this post, so l suppose we should start with the obvious 1) Swearing, editing my works, and worse of all, throwing heavy accusations around like there's no consequences and being proud of it. I might not know who you are but I can tell you're rude and ignorant based on first impression. You have already lost quite a bit of my default respect that I have for anyone before we even 2) read that you're a PoC and most likely belong in the group of minonties from where you're from. Now that's something you and I have in common, but our biggest difference is, I don't throw accusations lightly like you did me. 3) Now lets talk about art. I have seen people trying to explain to you how color light, tonal values work, but you seem convinced that as long as it's not a direct eye-dropped tone, it's considered whitewashing. There's a difference between giving a dark-skinned character a lighter shade due to lighting/mood and downright turning them white. And just for clarification, I generally favor pastel-like tones with saturated values at times, which usually resulting in a softer and brighter shade in the things I colored Let's have a look at the official art We know that the creator is trying to convey an atmosphere. Marina is being colored close to a beige tone here, but we can tell she is still shades darker than Pearl, and naturally so. Everything here is meant to look soft and light to convey a sense of relax Here's another example of light and mood: Notice the differences in how the creator colored in these two pieces. One is not more right than the other. They're just being depicted in different mood and settings, often times exaggerated to display a more dramatic effect. 4) I'm not sure if you're still with me, but I shall continue on. Your heart is at the right place and your cause is noble. Racism is a very bad thing and I should know but I think you're picking the wrong battle. You're accusing people of something that isn't intended, creating more enemies than allies, making the environment hostile for the wrong reasons. Your lack of understanding and proper knowledge in certain field has, frankly, caused more harm than help towards your goal and indirectly, hurting the art community. I don't bear any ill will towards you and I'm definitely not expecting an immediate change, but all I ask for is that you take a step back and think things through before you decide to throw down the gauntlet

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Dad Bot

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Superpowers

profsycamore Click on it twice. These are your two super powers. joyceanfartboner everyone else always seems to f------ get cool s--- and i always get like "gel manipulation" and Fusing dust along w your fighting style loyalshipe EMPOWERMENT AND HY PLANETARY that even mean?! DRA PHYSIOLOGY?1?! What does pink-kitty-kela Flawless coordination and Liquid Crystal Manipulation? the-art-seeker Power Legs and Authority Manipulation Odd combo.

profsycamore Click on it twice. These are your two super powers. joyceanfartboner everyone else always seems to f------ get cool s--- and i always get like "gel manipulation" and Fusing dust along w your fighting style loyalshipe EMPOWERMENT AND HY PLANETARY that even mean?! DRA PHYSIOLOGY?1?! What does pink-kitty-kela Flawless coordination and Liquid Crystal Manipulation? the-art-seeker Power Legs and Authority Manipulation Odd combo.

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Check the source for a version of the post with a lot more details, the ARG’s got glitchy angel pics, a pornbot(angel?) trapped in limbo, and what is apparently the digital smell of sickness?

surreal i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called "sexygirlmax2019" this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive p--- bot messages they were exceptionally weird "Hey peebrain -you teleport?" "Hi pea for brains.can you teleport?" checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019's posts have been made they're formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts but they're just a little off this isn't a bot this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot all of the links?? aren't p--- links mysterious bit.ly links to this site: ttps://max2019.neocities.org/ if you "click here to instantly transport" you get taken to > /seraphim.html if you click it again > /cherubim.html again > /thrones.html ...which returns a "Page Not Found" error drpepperphd P--- Bot ARG

surreal i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called "sexygirlmax2019" this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive p--- bot messages they were exceptionally weird "Hey peebrain -you teleport?" "Hi pea for brains.can you teleport?" checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019's posts have been made they're formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts but they're just a little off this isn't a bot this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot all of the links?? aren't p--- links mysterious bit.ly links to this site: ttps://max2019.neocities.org/ if you "click here to instantly transport" you get taken to > /seraphim.html if you click it again > /cherubim.html again > /thrones.html ...which returns a "Page Not Found" error drpepperphd P--- Bot ARG

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And that first one’s been public knowledge since ‘95, Jimbo! Ain’t that just quackin’ crazy?

cannibality is abstract art bad? it's subjective and there's no real answer to this question is abstract art good? it's subjective and there's no real answer to this question did the CIA deliberately promote abstract art because it believed this would be a way of advancing American interests against the USSR? yes, according to ex-CIA officials, this is true. santorumsoakedpikachu Source Also literary fiction. The world is a bizarre place.

cannibality is abstract art bad? it's subjective and there's no real answer to this question is abstract art good? it's subjective and there's no real answer to this question did the CIA deliberately promote abstract art because it believed this would be a way of advancing American interests against the USSR? yes, according to ex-CIA officials, this is true. santorumsoakedpikachu Source Also literary fiction. The world is a bizarre place.

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He even does the salute and everything

mos agoodcartoon f--- yeah rasec-wizzlbang how you gonna draw a neo nazi getting beat up and try and paint the people beating him up as the bad guys sydneykrukowski i love that he just drew a plus sign instead of a swastika. like oh no this isn't a nazi this is a, uh. Bazi 29.340 notities

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The Tower of Babel explained by Tumblr.

captainsnoop so the story of the tower of babel is about humanity building a tower so tall that it reached heaven and god punished humanity by making everyone speak different languages so they couldn't work together which sounds to me like god got scared of what humanity could accomplish together and slapped an arbitrary limitation on us to prevent us from reaching his level god nerfed us so we couldn't make gurren lagann real captainsnoop everythingshinesunderthes... 'm building a ladder tall enough to reach heaven and kicking god's ass everythingshinesunderthes.. square up thot jacob wrote this

captainsnoop so the story of the tower of babel is about humanity building a tower so tall that it reached heaven and god punished humanity by making everyone speak different languages so they couldn't work together which sounds to me like god got scared of what humanity could accomplish together and slapped an arbitrary limitation on us to prevent us from reaching his level god nerfed us so we couldn't make gurren lagann real captainsnoop everythingshinesunderthes... 'm building a ladder tall enough to reach heaven and kicking god's ass everythingshinesunderthes.. square up thot jacob wrote this

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Imagine finding out that a gay artist has attempted suicide and is most likely not going to recover after discovering they were doxxed and reported to the authorities in an violently anti-LGBT country and your first thought is to accuse the "SJWs" of doxxing the artist and putting their life at risk jesin00 What happened? unicornkin An artist named rizzydraws attempted suicide after being doxxed and outted as gay to the Indonesian authorities. This was after they made a comic talking about they wished their country was more accepting to LGBT people. Anti sjws have been using this event to make all sort of bold and hateful comments, claiming that "SJWs" doxxed them despite lacking any evidence claiming that Islam is a hateful religion and saying that LGBT Americans have no right to complain about being oppressed Apparently they're alive but they're hospitalized and suffering from severe liver kidney and/or international damage and may not survive. I'm seeing from other sources that they may need the money, so here's their patreon if you want to support them.

Imagine finding out that a gay artist has attempted suicide and is most likely not going to recover after discovering they were doxxed and reported to the authorities in an violently anti-LGBT country and your first thought is to accuse the "SJWs" of doxxing the artist and putting their life at risk jesin00 What happened? unicornkin An artist named rizzydraws attempted suicide after being doxxed and outted as gay to the Indonesian authorities. This was after they made a comic talking about they wished their country was more accepting to LGBT people. Anti sjws have been using this event to make all sort of bold and hateful comments, claiming that "SJWs" doxxed them despite lacking any evidence claiming that Islam is a hateful religion and saying that LGBT Americans have no right to complain about being oppressed Apparently they're alive but they're hospitalized and suffering from severe liver kidney and/or international damage and may not survive. I'm seeing from other sources that they may need the money, so here's their patreon if you want to support them.

You are reblogged. Not big surprise.

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I second the bumper sticker idea

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darxx magnusass May 21st 2014, 7:38:30 pm 16 hours ago Source: yoquinto harblkun: despairsfortune asexualrogers: opiwhalestreet yoguinto: okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens A pirate for the adventure, not the booty Asexual Pirates are not interested in your booty. oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker CAN NOTI Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks. 222,360 notes

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digivolvin: last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up Source: digivolvin

digivolvin: last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up Source: digivolvin

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o just-shower-thoughts Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed e--------. jpfinch1 I was having a good day. We were all having a good day. churchyardgrim I mean it's kind of not, seeds aren't analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm, plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon joshpeck all hail the baby cannon Source: just-shower-thoughts 302,169 notes

o just-shower-thoughts Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed e--------. jpfinch1 I was having a good day. We were all having a good day. churchyardgrim I mean it's kind of not, seeds aren't analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm, plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon joshpeck all hail the baby cannon Source: just-shower-thoughts 302,169 notes

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Can't talk, need drink

haviary the fact that the Russian language doesn't have articles makes me go ???222???????? because in a native English speaker's head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing so when you ask someone Тде водка?" it translates to "Where is the vodka?" but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don't see any articles I assume they aren't there, so yelling "ГДЕ ВОДКА" translates to "WHERE VODKA" like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to leupagus Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling "WHERE VODKA at all times. Source: haviary 52,391 notes

haviary the fact that the Russian language doesn't have articles makes me go ???222???????? because in a native English speaker's head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing so when you ask someone Тде водка?" it translates to "Where is the vodka?" but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don't see any articles I assume they aren't there, so yelling "ГДЕ ВОДКА" translates to "WHERE VODKA" like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to leupagus Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling "WHERE VODKA at all times. Source: haviary 52,391 notes

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Wild alternate reality

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supersoftly solaire-kyun wouldn't it be crazy if sex was real and not just a made up hentai thing Source: solaire-kyurn 2,734 notes

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Me, holding you at scanner-point in a dark alleyway Hello, sir/madam, would you like to donate to my cause today?

hi would you like to donate $1 to charity today is it for, like.. dogs? ah no, its actually or children in need NOW IF IT WERE FOR DOGS I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH WHAT, YOU DON'T HATE KIDS????? You' re aski no rne if i hate HOMELESS KIDS??? yo-its-matt TODAY IN RETAI next time you can just keep it at "no thanks" failsports Honestly it is quite hard to keep to ourselves how much we hate kids. yo-its-matt @failsports it really f----- isnt failsports @yo-its-matt apparently it's easier to do than all the people who complain that people don't like kids. This jerk of a woman was just doing her shopping to be fair. The problem here is charity mugging not disliking kids or not. "CHARITYMUGGING

hi would you like to donate $1 to charity today is it for, like.. dogs? ah no, its actually or children in need NOW IF IT WERE FOR DOGS I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH WHAT, YOU DON'T HATE KIDS????? You' re aski no rne if i hate HOMELESS KIDS??? yo-its-matt TODAY IN RETAI next time you can just keep it at "no thanks" failsports Honestly it is quite hard to keep to ourselves how much we hate kids. yo-its-matt @failsports it really f----- isnt failsports @yo-its-matt apparently it's easier to do than all the people who complain that people don't like kids. This jerk of a woman was just doing her shopping to be fair. The problem here is charity mugging not disliking kids or not. "CHARITYMUGGING

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