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passionpeachy I'm so f------ sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients bot-dad Hello so f------ sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I'm Dad! DadAbot1 Your Human® Body® is mediocre | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop! passionpeachy you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot Source: passionpeachy

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mysharona1987 Follow Sep 9, 2024 Connie @iamthedunce Replying to @Gavin_F_Brewis Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire. iamnmbr3 Follow 3d ago this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace 47,810 notes

vangObus Follow gameshow called 'pride or prejudice' in which the contestants are presented with a gay joke and have to guess if it Iwas made by a queer person or a homophobe e-the-village-cryptid Follow the contestants are all vaguely liberal straight people who are desperately uncomfortable with the entire concept

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Check the source for a version of the post with a lot more details, the ARG’s got glitchy angel pics, a pornbot(angel?) trapped in limbo, and what is apparently the digital smell of sickness?

Also, there’s a discord chat that’s been collecting info through PMs
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And that first one’s been public knowledge since ‘95, Jimbo! Ain’t that just quackin’ crazy?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html
https://www.chronicle.com/article/How-Iowa-Flattened-Literature/144531
^The articles

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He even does the salute and everything

mos agoodcartoon f--- yeah rasec-wizzlbang how you gonna draw a neo nazi getting beat up and try and paint the people beating him up as the bad guys sydneykrukowski i love that he just drew a plus sign instead of a swastika. like oh no this isn't a nazi this is a, uh. Bazi 29.340 notities

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The Tower of Babel explained by Tumblr.

captainsnoop so the story of the tower of babel is about humanity building a tower so tall that it reached heaven and god punished humanity by making everyone speak different languages so they couldn't work together which sounds to me like god got scared of what humanity could accomplish together and slapped an arbitrary limitation on us to prevent us from reaching his level god nerfed us so we couldn't make gurren lagann real captainsnoop everythingshinesunderthes... 'm building a ladder tall enough to reach heaven and kicking god's ass everythingshinesunderthes.. square up thot jacob wrote this

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Who actually doxxed Rizzy: https://universalbounty.tumblr.com/post/174976571159/no-it-wasnt-sjws-it-was-this-scum-f----who-goes

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You are reblogged. Not big surprise.

shadyparakoopa you pancakeke idea for a new xkit extension: replace the reblog icon with randomized tf2 kill icons new-xkit-extension This has just been contributed by @circlejourney to the New XKit gallery. Tumblr Fortress 2 is now free-to-play, forever!

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I second the bumper sticker idea

darxx magnusass May 21st 2014, 7:38:30 pm 16 hours ago Source: yoquinto harblkun: despairsfortune asexualrogers: opiwhalestreet yoguinto: okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens A pirate for the adventure, not the booty Asexual Pirates are not interested in your booty. oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker CAN NOTI Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks. 222,360 notes

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bleating noises indicating indignation

digivolvin: last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up Source: digivolvin

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Best birth method ever

o just-shower-thoughts Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed e--------. jpfinch1 I was having a good day. We were all having a good day. churchyardgrim I mean it's kind of not, seeds aren't analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm, plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon joshpeck all hail the baby cannon Source: just-shower-thoughts 302,169 notes

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Can't talk, need drink

haviary the fact that the Russian language doesn't have articles makes me go ???222???????? because in a native English speaker's head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing so when you ask someone Тде водка?" it translates to "Where is the vodka?" but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don't see any articles I assume they aren't there, so yelling "ГДЕ ВОДКА" translates to "WHERE VODKA" like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to leupagus Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling "WHERE VODKA at all times. Source: haviary 52,391 notes

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passionpeachy I'm so f------ sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients bot-dad Hello so f------ sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I'm Dad! DadAbot1 Your Human® Body® is mediocre | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop! passionpeachy you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot Source: passionpeachy

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