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gbtqpjo People need to realize that there's a difference between straight people and Straight People™ thehumorousace Straight person: Hey you got a new haircut. Looks really good Straight Person™ No h---, but your haircut looks good on you In case you were confused thesoftgrape Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays poonpie White people who are gay: "I'm gay White Gays: " can't believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slurl I mean, I know what racism looks like because I've been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? IM GAYI karajames Idon't expect you to understand that because you're not a minority 'm not a minority? robotbisexual Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging bye-onara neurotypical: i don't have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™ Happiness is a choice" Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale catf8sh cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person: It doesn't matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I'm not being offensivell Read a book on Human Biologyl 1 livebloggingmydescentintomadness men: I identify as male Men™ feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch anonymouscatperson Deactivated atheists: I don't believe in god or identify with a religion Atheists Don't f------ talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed- f-------minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians) phil-of-the-phuture nice guys: heyI know when not to invade someone's space and I totally respect boundaries Nice GuysTM IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO F--- ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME? lilkittynellie feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes Feminist TM: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR USII seereethepagan Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don't do it you're Going To HellI I'm praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgivenl Other religions are from Satan and So is Atheisml brittonofarc Asexuals I don't have any sort of sexual attractions to any gender or person Aces: Gays are evil, bis are evil, trans are evil, also why am I not on the F------ LGBTQ+ SPECTRUM

gbtqpjo People need to realize that there's a difference between straight people and Straight People™ thehumorousace Straight person: Hey you got a new haircut. Looks really good Straight Person™ No h---, but your haircut looks good on you In case you were confused thesoftgrape Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays poonpie White people who are gay: "I'm gay White Gays: " can't believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slurl I mean, I know what racism looks like because I've been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? IM GAYI karajames Idon't expect you to understand that because you're not a minority 'm not a minority? robotbisexual Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging bye-onara neurotypical: i don't have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™ Happiness is a choice" Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale catf8sh cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person: It doesn't matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I'm not being offensivell Read a book on Human Biologyl 1 livebloggingmydescentintomadness men: I identify as male Men™ feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch anonymouscatperson Deactivated atheists: I don't believe in god or identify with a religion Atheists Don't f------ talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed- f-------minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians) phil-of-the-phuture nice guys: heyI know when not to invade someone's space and I totally respect boundaries Nice GuysTM IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO F--- ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME? lilkittynellie feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes Feminist TM: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR USII seereethepagan Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don't do it you're Going To HellI I'm praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgivenl Other religions are from Satan and So is Atheisml brittonofarc Asexuals I don't have any sort of sexual attractions to any gender or person Aces: Gays are evil, bis are evil, trans are evil, also why am I not on the F------ LGBTQ+ SPECTRUM

Don't forget those ads of cartoon porn that somehow has a weirdly accurate artstyle

snoopingasusualisee the word "cartoon" in itself is a perfectly okay word to use but once you start saying "toon" i'nm gonna immediately stop you right there before i start thinking of airbrushed early 2000s hanna barbera and family guy porrn snoopingasusualisee Carly.co sp100 apLook Search a SplashFace ToonJuice Eaiu Qaual Wae moas see toonjuice right there? bet you dime a dozen that's where spencer goes to see some hot simpsons action

snoopingasusualisee the word "cartoon" in itself is a perfectly okay word to use but once you start saying "toon" i'nm gonna immediately stop you right there before i start thinking of airbrushed early 2000s hanna barbera and family guy porrn snoopingasusualisee Carly.co sp100 apLook Search a SplashFace ToonJuice Eaiu Qaual Wae moas see toonjuice right there? bet you dime a dozen that's where spencer goes to see some hot simpsons action

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Why I always have to pick Argonians when I play TES games

rasec-wizzlbang: I cant stop thinking about the fact that, during the oblivion crisis, the Argonians in Blackmarsh kicked dagon's ass so hard, they launched a counter-invasion into Oblivion, and forced the daedra to start closing their own oblivion gates to keep the argonians out And keep in mind, Dagon's plane of Oblivion is the Deadlands, literally hell You basically had a bunch of Lizard Doomguys launching an invasion on Hell

rasec-wizzlbang: I cant stop thinking about the fact that, during the oblivion crisis, the Argonians in Blackmarsh kicked dagon's ass so hard, they launched a counter-invasion into Oblivion, and forced the daedra to start closing their own oblivion gates to keep the argonians out And keep in mind, Dagon's plane of Oblivion is the Deadlands, literally hell You basically had a bunch of Lizard Doomguys launching an invasion on Hell

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Power Bloggers

tumblr. LOG ON TRINI HERE READY TO BLOG!SUMBIT YOUR NUDEZ THIS IS BILLY W--! WHO UNFOLLOWED ME! ZACK HERE THIS S--- CRAY!

tumblr. LOG ON TRINI HERE READY TO BLOG!SUMBIT YOUR NUDEZ THIS IS BILLY W--! WHO UNFOLLOWED ME! ZACK HERE THIS S--- CRAY!

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Marry yourself with your favorite food

saddestblogger my surprise soup themed wedding me: rolls a single can of soup down the isle before I start walking* guests: ????????????????????????????? me

saddestblogger my surprise soup themed wedding me: rolls a single can of soup down the isle before I start walking* guests: ????????????????????????????? me

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Legend has it that OP proceeded to update their Facebook wall with a semi edgy quote some random writer said about life.

OMG so I just figured out the word "hurt" it's past, present and future you will be hurt you are hurt you were hurt BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS you poetic little s--- it's because... it's an adjective... you will be stupid you are stupid you were stupid

OMG so I just figured out the word "hurt" it's past, present and future you will be hurt you are hurt you were hurt BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS you poetic little s--- it's because... it's an adjective... you will be stupid you are stupid you were stupid

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Post from 3 days ago. It has not gone much better over the years...

not to be rude but im finding it hard for me to get along with people who aren't gay or mentally il Tumblr™ hi, i'd much appreciate if you'd never reblog another post of mine again in your short miserable time on this earth Tumblr™ version 2.0 MAY 13, 2017 (6:51 PM) 353 12 NOTES

not to be rude but im finding it hard for me to get along with people who aren't gay or mentally il Tumblr™ hi, i'd much appreciate if you'd never reblog another post of mine again in your short miserable time on this earth Tumblr™ version 2.0 MAY 13, 2017 (6:51 PM) 353 12 NOTES

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Like a true American.

civilwhore approach Follow slavery Americans have literally no banter eyeofthelionfish idk what country this is coming from but we've probably beaten you in a war at some point slavery I'm American thescourge-sisters Civil war magicalana #America: "ill kick anyone's ass, I'll kick your ass. I'll kick your dogs ass. I'll kick my own ass" Source: slavery

civilwhore approach Follow slavery Americans have literally no banter eyeofthelionfish idk what country this is coming from but we've probably beaten you in a war at some point slavery I'm American thescourge-sisters Civil war magicalana #America: "ill kick anyone's ass, I'll kick your ass. I'll kick your dogs ass. I'll kick my own ass" Source: slavery

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In this episode of internet logic...

There's no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18 "For the last time son, I wont talk to you." it "im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me" "I'm afraid I can't hire you, I cannot speak to you." "I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn't ready yet" "my new born baby just said it's first word but I'm not trying to hear that" "hello 911?1? help my parents are in a burnin build-" "i dunnoo kid... you sound just a little young and... .dk... im not really feelin too comfortable with this" *hangs up*

There's no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18 "For the last time son, I wont talk to you." it "im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me" "I'm afraid I can't hire you, I cannot speak to you." "I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn't ready yet" "my new born baby just said it's first word but I'm not trying to hear that" "hello 911?1? help my parents are in a burnin build-" "i dunnoo kid... you sound just a little young and... .dk... im not really feelin too comfortable with this" *hangs up*

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Rhetorical question or just a burn

robloxgf how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me suicidalnautilus If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar? robloxgf the f---

robloxgf how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me suicidalnautilus If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar? robloxgf the f---

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Thanks anon

kitfisto shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my t----- itting the bars in my minecrat all ) let me out! let me outttt! soymilkbunny 8558871(OP) hey quick question why are you making other people look at this? like why did you think this was a necessary thing to show anyone else other than yourself? please keep this horrible thing locked away as your little secret for the rest of time. thanks

kitfisto shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my t----- itting the bars in my minecrat all ) let me out! let me outttt! soymilkbunny 8558871(OP) hey quick question why are you making other people look at this? like why did you think this was a necessary thing to show anyone else other than yourself? please keep this horrible thing locked away as your little secret for the rest of time. thanks

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I don't even have a witty caption.

slimetonyethicalcringe Follow Ancap punk? I want to listen to some anarchist punk rock that isn't filled with SJW b-------. I need some beats to pump while I smash some reds, but all the anticom punk is fascist as hell. F--- fascists, but f--- commie slime doubly. Crunching red skulls isn't an NAP violation because it's just preemptive self defence. hintele r/anarchocapitalism is so funny djskdkd neuroticpantomime The weird doublethink ancaps employ to justity violence against lettists is hilariously hypocritical in light of their continual defense of f---- like D--- Spencer Source: hintele 967 notes

slimetonyethicalcringe Follow Ancap punk? I want to listen to some anarchist punk rock that isn't filled with SJW b-------. I need some beats to pump while I smash some reds, but all the anticom punk is fascist as hell. F--- fascists, but f--- commie slime doubly. Crunching red skulls isn't an NAP violation because it's just preemptive self defence. hintele r/anarchocapitalism is so funny djskdkd neuroticpantomime The weird doublethink ancaps employ to justity violence against lettists is hilariously hypocritical in light of their continual defense of f---- like D--- Spencer Source: hintele 967 notes

Horrifying

I'd like to make a request. An Iron Maiden... but with ands instead of spikes. Think about it. 團ventfoxshooter IRoN HANDMAIDEN BAD why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin THRounkb HANDS MORNING PALMS SWEATY) Bow HANDOWS ALSo GAD)

I'd like to make a request. An Iron Maiden... but with ands instead of spikes. Think about it. 團ventfoxshooter IRoN HANDMAIDEN BAD why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin THRounkb HANDS MORNING PALMS SWEATY) Bow HANDOWS ALSo GAD)

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What about the other way around

shittyninja "pineapples" except pronounced like "minneapolis" linguisticparadox No

shittyninja "pineapples" except pronounced like "minneapolis" linguisticparadox No

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Reactionary logic

Some reactionary f---: Take the red pill and question the societal notions you grew up learning Leftist/feminist/anti-racist activist: *critiques society Reactionary f---: shut up cuck, stop getting so offended, society is fine Reblogged 14 hours ago from talgin (originally from all-is for-all) 7,870 notes Source: all-is-for-all

Some reactionary f---: Take the red pill and question the societal notions you grew up learning Leftist/feminist/anti-racist activist: *critiques society Reactionary f---: shut up cuck, stop getting so offended, society is fine Reblogged 14 hours ago from talgin (originally from all-is for-all) 7,870 notes Source: all-is-for-all

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1000 pounds of ass

饗vilepluff when you scroll down and see this pose there's a 99% chance you're about to see a drawing with 1000 pounds of ass 29 notes

饗vilepluff when you scroll down and see this pose there's a 99% chance you're about to see a drawing with 1000 pounds of ass 29 notes

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What, no attack helicopter?

ALL GENDER RESTROOM Anyone can use this restroom, regardless of your gender identity or expression. saccharinescorpion okay so this is totally awesome and sweet but i can't help but be a little confused and intrigued as to the meaning of some of those icons my gender is Half a Skirt. i identify as a really lazy jumping jack" ▼ zillydun l said this on Facebook but I honestly do not understand the spread legs female icon what gender expression is that??? Strong Female Who Don't Need No Man???? baliset my gender is Fast Wheelchair Guy murtunacaptor I'lI have you know I've been laughing at this for at least five solid minutes can-u-not-my-wayward-son my gender is the dude who's pretending to be an airplane madekid Source: humansofnewyork 182,715 notes May 3rd, 2017

ALL GENDER RESTROOM Anyone can use this restroom, regardless of your gender identity or expression. saccharinescorpion okay so this is totally awesome and sweet but i can't help but be a little confused and intrigued as to the meaning of some of those icons my gender is Half a Skirt. i identify as a really lazy jumping jack" ▼ zillydun l said this on Facebook but I honestly do not understand the spread legs female icon what gender expression is that??? Strong Female Who Don't Need No Man???? baliset my gender is Fast Wheelchair Guy murtunacaptor I'lI have you know I've been laughing at this for at least five solid minutes can-u-not-my-wayward-son my gender is the dude who's pretending to be an airplane madekid Source: humansofnewyork 182,715 notes May 3rd, 2017

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Caramel M&Ms "They fucking kill him"

acoolguy they f------ killed him

acoolguy they f------ killed him

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It has been confirmed that the blog is no longer accepting cuddles.

currentlyacceptingcuddles ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON. ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON. ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON massivelimestonecube tumbir glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it currentlyacceptingcuddles ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

currentlyacceptingcuddles ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON. ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON. ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON massivelimestonecube tumbir glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it currentlyacceptingcuddles ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

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The Deal

fvace pssst.....do you have the stuff ok-jake yeah.... you got your end of the deal? fvace here you go... just like you said... one turtle... now where's my request? ok-jake One frog.... Just like you wanted 颸fvace good... thanks.... now leave forever....

fvace pssst.....do you have the stuff ok-jake yeah.... you got your end of the deal? fvace here you go... just like you said... one turtle... now where's my request? ok-jake One frog.... Just like you wanted 颸fvace good... thanks.... now leave forever....

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