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@ 1/2 of all caius ballad fa... @princessxemnas this dude on masterchef looks like dante and it's making me lose it LESLIE • 11:48 AM · Mar 3, 2021 Twitter Web App www

@ 1/2 of all caius ballad fa... @princessxemnas this dude on masterchef looks like dante and it's making me lose it LESLIE • 11:48 AM · Mar 3, 2021 Twitter Web App www

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YOU said that

Mail Online Daily Mail Online >> @MailOnline Follow Simone Biles flaunts her Birkins, Range Rover and Texas mansion - but the $25million Olympic gymnast has given no hand outs to her penniless birth mom who works as a cashier to make ends meet trib.al/wKbaCL5 RANGE R Readers added context they thought people might want to know Her Mom abandoned her. Source: Literally You dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympics...

Mail Online Daily Mail Online >> @MailOnline Follow Simone Biles flaunts her Birkins, Range Rover and Texas mansion - but the $25million Olympic gymnast has given no hand outs to her penniless birth mom who works as a cashier to make ends meet trib.al/wKbaCL5 RANGE R Readers added context they thought people might want to know Her Mom abandoned her. Source: Literally You dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympics...

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Look inwards

Replying to @MoonPie Your time is wasted managing a social media account Bloon Pic MoonPie @MoonPie Buddy it's saturday night and you're talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet C

Replying to @MoonPie Your time is wasted managing a social media account Bloon Pic MoonPie @MoonPie Buddy it's saturday night and you're talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet C

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It's kind of insane when you think about it

REGIONS Regions Bank @askRegions Don't let the price tag of the wedding give you cold feet. There are multiple ways to finance your big day, like taking out a personal loan. >> goo.gl/95qQZM phoenix calida is bearly black @uppittynegress Hey millennials, can we kill the wedding industry next? Don't go into debt for 25 years for a f party and a dress

REGIONS Regions Bank @askRegions Don't let the price tag of the wedding give you cold feet. There are multiple ways to finance your big day, like taking out a personal loan. >> goo.gl/95qQZM phoenix calida is bearly black @uppittynegress Hey millennials, can we kill the wedding industry next? Don't go into debt for 25 years for a f party and a dress

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Funny...

k-von @never_oppressed - 15h Very funny thing to say for a person who's never worked a real job Anna Khachiyan → @annakhachiyan Love to hear it Follow Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy. 1d Mandate 5-day work weeks *in person.* Watch 25% of federal bureaucrats quit instantly. 4:31 PM 11/9/24 43K Views THE TUCKER CARLSON SHOW

k-von @never_oppressed - 15h Very funny thing to say for a person who's never worked a real job Anna Khachiyan → @annakhachiyan Love to hear it Follow Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy. 1d Mandate 5-day work weeks *in person.* Watch 25% of federal bureaucrats quit instantly. 4:31 PM 11/9/24 43K Views THE TUCKER CARLSON SHOW

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The nicest 3rd world country...

• Thought Provoking Berserker 17h Where's the lie So Norway just called the United States underdeveloped NTNU - Norwegian University of Science and Technology NINU 2 hrs In accordance with the recommendations from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs (UD), NTNU strongly recommends that all NTNU students who are outside Norway return home. This applies especially if you are staying in a country with poorly developed health services and infrastructure and/or collective infrastructure, for example the USA. The same applies if you do not have health insurance. 596 174.9K 36.5K 864K До AkTechyBear @AkTechyBear Follow Replying to @Provokethoughtz and @sluggymcduggy A German friend once called the USA "the nicest 3rd world country he ever visited" and that stuck with me 8:41 AM 13 Nov 24 · 25.2K Views

• Thought Provoking Berserker 17h Where's the lie So Norway just called the United States underdeveloped NTNU - Norwegian University of Science and Technology NINU 2 hrs In accordance with the recommendations from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs (UD), NTNU strongly recommends that all NTNU students who are outside Norway return home. This applies especially if you are staying in a country with poorly developed health services and infrastructure and/or collective infrastructure, for example the USA. The same applies if you do not have health insurance. 596 174.9K 36.5K 864K До AkTechyBear @AkTechyBear Follow Replying to @Provokethoughtz and @sluggymcduggy A German friend once called the USA "the nicest 3rd world country he ever visited" and that stuck with me 8:41 AM 13 Nov 24 · 25.2K Views

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That was brutal

Jiji @dearest_lamb. 1d You've transformed surgically beyond recognition from the person God created, yet here you are claiming fat people have demons attached to them when maybe it's your own demons fueling these endless makeovers and turning you into a sad caricature desperately clawing for relevance. Lic@ESHAXJAVED 1d Why I hate fat people.

Jiji @dearest_lamb. 1d You've transformed surgically beyond recognition from the person God created, yet here you are claiming fat people have demons attached to them when maybe it's your own demons fueling these endless makeovers and turning you into a sad caricature desperately clawing for relevance. Lic@ESHAXJAVED 1d Why I hate fat people.

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He's just mad

giggly♡ @xgigglypuff · 1d A Captain's Log @Stardate325858 "Harvard is a joke these days" -guy who didn't get into Harvard Jon @jzulu1234.1d Replying to @xgigglypuff Harvard is like going to community college now a days. Can't take any of that work stuff seriously

giggly♡ @xgigglypuff · 1d A Captain's Log @Stardate325858 "Harvard is a joke these days" -guy who didn't get into Harvard Jon @jzulu1234.1d Replying to @xgigglypuff Harvard is like going to community college now a days. Can't take any of that work stuff seriously

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Kids are getting smart

Ben Shapiro @benshapiro I asked my 4-year-old daughter this morning whether she thought it would be more fun to have a job or be a mommy. She said, "To be a mommy, so I can cuddle my babies." Clearly, she has already been victimized by the patriarchy. Michael Stahlke @MichaelStahlke I asked my six month old the same question and she said, "The false dichotomy in the premise of this question proves the ongoing need for feminism. You would never ask a boy to choose between procreation and professional fulfillment”

Ben Shapiro @benshapiro I asked my 4-year-old daughter this morning whether she thought it would be more fun to have a job or be a mommy. She said, "To be a mommy, so I can cuddle my babies." Clearly, she has already been victimized by the patriarchy. Michael Stahlke @MichaelStahlke I asked my six month old the same question and she said, "The false dichotomy in the premise of this question proves the ongoing need for feminism. You would never ask a boy to choose between procreation and professional fulfillment”

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Hot take... but...

2d Am I the only one that doesn't like to see a lady's pant liners? This wardrobe malfunction is a turn off for me. 1,522 289 1,135 Replying to What if turning you on isn't every woman's goal? L

2d Am I the only one that doesn't like to see a lady's pant liners? This wardrobe malfunction is a turn off for me. 1,522 289 1,135 Replying to What if turning you on isn't every woman's goal? L

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Now you know

sky Sky News news @SkyNews Follow Timothy West played the Tories' wartime hero Winston Churchill three times, yet he was a passionate life-long supporter of the Labour Party news.sky.com Readers added context they thought people might want to know This is called 'Acting' dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/eng... Do you find this helpful? Rate it

sky Sky News news @SkyNews Follow Timothy West played the Tories' wartime hero Winston Churchill three times, yet he was a passionate life-long supporter of the Labour Party news.sky.com Readers added context they thought people might want to know This is called 'Acting' dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/eng... Do you find this helpful? Rate it

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A whole dragon

i'm sorry but america has the best flag. all the others are just worse Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot The Welsh flag has a dragon on it. Come on now.

i'm sorry but america has the best flag. all the others are just worse Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot The Welsh flag has a dragon on it. Come on now.

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Raises a good point

heız(ǝ)l @cisgenderhaver ⚫ 9h • not to be woke but does your sister not have a sink Kheumani ❤ @Kheumani . 1d My sister mentioned to her man she had to go to the store for water. Within 30 mins this was outside her door

heız(ǝ)l @cisgenderhaver ⚫ 9h • not to be woke but does your sister not have a sink Kheumani ❤ @Kheumani . 1d My sister mentioned to her man she had to go to the store for water. Within 30 mins this was outside her door

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Ah... family...

Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage - Nov 15 7 kids from 3 different women—all of whom he cheated on family values+ Andrew Quackson @AndrewQuackson - Nov 13 New secdef. I am so ready 47

Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage - Nov 15 7 kids from 3 different women—all of whom he cheated on family values+ Andrew Quackson @AndrewQuackson - Nov 13 New secdef. I am so ready 47

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How interesting...

greg Subscribe @greg16676935420 So you're telling me the government can fail 7 straight audits, but if I send my friend $19 on venmo I have 87,000 IRS agents watching me? Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru. 10h JUST IN: Pentagon unable to account for $824 billion budget, failing its 7th consecutive financial audit. 12:36 AM 17 Nov 24 1.5M Views O 6,274 Reposts 115 Quotes 58.8K Likes 628 Bookmarks

greg Subscribe @greg16676935420 So you're telling me the government can fail 7 straight audits, but if I send my friend $19 on venmo I have 87,000 IRS agents watching me? Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru. 10h JUST IN: Pentagon unable to account for $824 billion budget, failing its 7th consecutive financial audit. 12:36 AM 17 Nov 24 1.5M Views O 6,274 Reposts 115 Quotes 58.8K Likes 628 Bookmarks

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Oof

Pastor John Hagee @PastorJo.... 11/09/22 The only marriages God will ever recognize is between a man and a woman. 13K 2.8K 9.1K تبار Olivia Julianna @Oliviajulianna Apparently you didn't recognize its value considering you cheated on your wife. 6:00 AM 12/09/22 O 706 Follow 2.9K 38K ☐ 57 <]

Pastor John Hagee @PastorJo.... 11/09/22 The only marriages God will ever recognize is between a man and a woman. 13K 2.8K 9.1K تبار Olivia Julianna @Oliviajulianna Apparently you didn't recognize its value considering you cheated on your wife. 6:00 AM 12/09/22 O 706 Follow 2.9K 38K ☐ 57 <]

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