Steam User Reviews - Images

Sorted By:

Long Live the Queen-Death by Chocolate

164 of 194 people (85%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny HarmlessBreeze 99 products in account 13 reviews Recommended 3.7 hrs on record Posted: November 11, 2014 Spend evervday tr mad gainz Put down peasant revolution Mastering all sorts of arcane knowledge aining to get dem Death by chocolate G.G Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
164 of 194 people (85%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny HarmlessBreeze 99 products in account 13 reviews Recommended 3.7 hrs on record Posted: November 11, 2014 Spend evervday tr mad gainz Put down peasant revolution Mastering all sorts of arcane knowledge aining to get dem Death by chocolate G.G Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

Steam User Reviews
steam chocolate gg long live the queen

Long Live the Queen

291 of 332 people (88%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny 2 Revolver Ocelot 186 products in account 90 reviews Recommended 5.2 hrs on record Posted: October 4, 2014 Makes Dark Souls look like a casual E for Everyone' Care Bear Island Adventure game. Was this review helpful? Yes 『No Funny
291 of 332 people (88%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny 2 Revolver Ocelot 186 products in account 90 reviews Recommended 5.2 hrs on record Posted: October 4, 2014 Makes Dark Souls look like a casual E for Everyone' Care Bear Island Adventure game. Was this review helpful? Yes 『No Funny

Steam User Reviews
steam casual dark souls long live the queen

2,884 of 3,486 people (83%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/927.1 hrs on record DOTA 2 Posted: Apr 19, 2014@11:25am When Putin invades the Ukraine and World War 3 starts, this game will be the reason why so many people from all around the world will gladly pick up arms against the Russians. View Store Page ® View Community Hub Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny Find More Like This
2,884 of 3,486 people (83%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/927.1 hrs on record DOTA 2 Posted: Apr 19, 2014@11:25am When Putin invades the Ukraine and World War 3 starts, this game will be the reason why so many people from all around the world will gladly pick up arms against the Russians. View Store Page ® View Community Hub Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny Find More Like This

Steam User Reviews
russia funny steam dota2 ww3

Broforce: Communist Repellant

2,118 of 3,011 people (70%) found this review helpful 8 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 9.7 hrs on record Posted: Jul 4, 2014@ 6:49pm UPON LAUNCHING THIS GAME, MY COLD RED COMMUNIST HEART WAS IMMEDIATELY ASSUALTE SEVERAL HOURS READING MARXIST PROPAGANDA AND SPREADING IDEAS OF FREE HEALTHCARE TO AVOID BEING LURED BY THE SIREN CALL OF BASEBALL, APPLE PIE AND DEEPFRIED BUTTER ON A STICK, A FEW OF THE MANY TOOLS THE CAPITALIST MONSTER HAS AT ITS DISPOSAL. DO NOT RECCOMEND. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This D WITH COPIOUS LEVELS OF FREEDOM. AFTER PLAYING THE GAME, I HAD TO SPEND
2,118 of 3,011 people (70%) found this review helpful 8 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 9.7 hrs on record Posted: Jul 4, 2014@ 6:49pm UPON LAUNCHING THIS GAME, MY COLD RED COMMUNIST HEART WAS IMMEDIATELY ASSUALTE SEVERAL HOURS READING MARXIST PROPAGANDA AND SPREADING IDEAS OF FREE HEALTHCARE TO AVOID BEING LURED BY THE SIREN CALL OF BASEBALL, APPLE PIE AND DEEPFRIED BUTTER ON A STICK, A FEW OF THE MANY TOOLS THE CAPITALIST MONSTER HAS AT ITS DISPOSAL. DO NOT RECCOMEND. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This D WITH COPIOUS LEVELS OF FREEDOM. AFTER PLAYING THE GAME, I HAD TO SPEND

Steam User Reviews
funny communist broforce deepfriedbutteronastick

Recommended 60.3 hrs on record Posted: November 11, 2014 Everything seems fine. Winter rolls around. Food stocks are well beyond surplus, everyone... Okay, most people are wearing clothes, people all seem healthy A group of nomads come to your town hall upon seeing your vast reserves of resources and food You allow them to join your settlement, what could be the harm in adding some more workers? A little bit rolls by seemingly fine, but suddenly you have no food reserves and the planting of new crops have just started! People are starving in the streets. Nobody has any food in their homes. Then you notice that fuel reserves have dwindled while you were trying to solve your food shortage problem! People are now huddling in their homes with their families freezing to death and you can't stop it! Then an outbreak of Influenza comes through, your town's only physician died of starvation not too long ago. All hell has broken loose and your citizens are dieing too rapidly for you to do anything about it. You watch in horror Everything you knew has crumbled before you. A sprawling settlement is suddenly eerily empty after only about a year or two of commotion Everyone is dead. You didn't get the O population nomads mod You turn off your computer and go weep in the corner of the room after the mass extinction that just happened due to your negligence 12/10. I love this game
Recommended 60.3 hrs on record Posted: November 11, 2014 Everything seems fine. Winter rolls around. Food stocks are well beyond surplus, everyone... Okay, most people are wearing clothes, people all seem healthy A group of nomads come to your town hall upon seeing your vast reserves of resources and food You allow them to join your settlement, what could be the harm in adding some more workers? A little bit rolls by seemingly fine, but suddenly you have no food reserves and the planting of new crops have just started! People are starving in the streets. Nobody has any food in their homes. Then you notice that fuel reserves have dwindled while you were trying to solve your food shortage problem! People are now huddling in their homes with their families freezing to death and you can't stop it! Then an outbreak of Influenza comes through, your town's only physician died of starvation not too long ago. All hell has broken loose and your citizens are dieing too rapidly for you to do anything about it. You watch in horror Everything you knew has crumbled before you. A sprawling settlement is suddenly eerily empty after only about a year or two of commotion Everyone is dead. You didn't get the O population nomads mod You turn off your computer and go weep in the corner of the room after the mass extinction that just happened due to your negligence 12/10. I love this game

Steam User Reviews
banished steam user reviews

Recommended 18.9 hrs on record Posted: November 17, 2014 My entire village burned down, leaving two teenage boys alive and no-one else. I had a very successful economy so they survived on their own for many years in the burnt out husk of what was once a thriving merchant town by living off my extensive stockpile of most resources. Unable to have children for obvious reasons, they slowly grew old, and in late winter of Year 108, they both died at the ripe old ages of 72 and 73 respectively 11/10 would play again.
Recommended 18.9 hrs on record Posted: November 17, 2014 My entire village burned down, leaving two teenage boys alive and no-one else. I had a very successful economy so they survived on their own for many years in the burnt out husk of what was once a thriving merchant town by living off my extensive stockpile of most resources. Unable to have children for obvious reasons, they slowly grew old, and in late winter of Year 108, they both died at the ripe old ages of 72 and 73 respectively 11/10 would play again.

Steam User Reviews
banished steam user reviews

860 of 1,031 people (83%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /16.6 hrs on record Posted: 9 Jan, 20147:43pm metal gear rising is the world's most reliable natural male enhancement. if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, that's normal behavior when playing this game, and the game's pretty short so you're probably almost done. View Store Page View Community Hub Yes No C Funny Find More Like This Was this review helpful?
860 of 1,031 people (83%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /16.6 hrs on record Posted: 9 Jan, 20147:43pm metal gear rising is the world's most reliable natural male enhancement. if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, that's normal behavior when playing this game, and the game's pretty short so you're probably almost done. View Store Page View Community Hub Yes No C Funny Find More Like This Was this review helpful?

Steam User Reviews
metal gear metal gear rising: revengeance this game makes my metal gear rise it makes my snake solid it hardens my nanomachines

596 of 672 people (89%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /10.1 hrs on record Posted: 26 Jan, 2014@ 10:04am If you told me a decade ago that Raiden would be cooler than Dante I would have punched you in the goddamn mouth yet here we are. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
596 of 672 people (89%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /10.1 hrs on record Posted: 26 Jan, 2014@ 10:04am If you told me a decade ago that Raiden would be cooler than Dante I would have punched you in the goddamn mouth yet here we are. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

Steam User Reviews
metal gear devil may cry dante raiden donte metal gear rising: revengeance

fruit ninja HD

449 of 566 people (79%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /22.3 hrs on record Posted: 20 Jan, 2014@ 7:15am fruit ninja HD View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No ©Funny
449 of 566 people (79%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /22.3 hrs on record Posted: 20 Jan, 2014@ 7:15am fruit ninja HD View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No ©Funny

Steam User Reviews
steam metal gear metal gear rising: revengeance steam user reviews

Quake II Steam User Review

U A K II 178 of 209 people (85%) found this review helpful Recommended 0 hrs last two weeks 11 hrs on record actually a second quake is just called an aftershock but hey Posted: 2 Apr11:31am
U A K II 178 of 209 people (85%) found this review helpful Recommended 0 hrs last two weeks 11 hrs on record actually a second quake is just called an aftershock but hey Posted: 2 Apr11:31am

Steam User Reviews
review literal steam quake ii

Democracy 3

Philgamesh 97 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 11.5 h registradas Publicado: 7 de noviembre de 2014 Everytime I manage to give everyone free healthcare and education while simultaneously running a surplus I get assassinated by capitalists. Best America simulator out there Sotha Chil 152 productos en la cuenta 14 análisis Recomendado 3.9 h registradas Publicado: 4 de octubre de 2014 Made a racial equality law and was assasinated by Black people. 10/10
Philgamesh 97 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 11.5 h registradas Publicado: 7 de noviembre de 2014 Everytime I manage to give everyone free healthcare and education while simultaneously running a surplus I get assassinated by capitalists. Best America simulator out there Sotha Chil 152 productos en la cuenta 14 análisis Recomendado 3.9 h registradas Publicado: 4 de octubre de 2014 Made a racial equality law and was assasinated by Black people. 10/10

Steam User Reviews
steam democracy 3

Super Hexagon

Vanya 126 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 7.5 h registradas Publicado: 5 de octubre de 2014 Game Over Simulator 2014 -Jp 146 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 20.6 h registradas Publicado: 1 de octubre de 2014 It's just like bullet hell, but without the "bullet" part. Only hell. I love it. Quirah 323 productos en la cuenta 9 análisis Recomendado 5.4 h registradas Publicado: 18 de octubre de 2014 its like dark souls with hexagons. 10/10
Vanya 126 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 7.5 h registradas Publicado: 5 de octubre de 2014 Game Over Simulator 2014 -Jp 146 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 20.6 h registradas Publicado: 1 de octubre de 2014 It's just like bullet hell, but without the "bullet" part. Only hell. I love it. Quirah 323 productos en la cuenta 9 análisis Recomendado 5.4 h registradas Publicado: 18 de octubre de 2014 its like dark souls with hexagons. 10/10

Steam User Reviews
steam super hexagon

Huniepop in a nutshell.

A 412 de 524 personas (79%) les ha sido útil este analisis 32 personas han encontrado divertido este análisis thedrumkid92 215 productos en la cuenta 1 análisis Recomendado 2.2 h registradas Publicado: 23 de enero it's p--- &Te ha sido útil este análisis? N
A 412 de 524 personas (79%) les ha sido útil este analisis 32 personas han encontrado divertido este análisis thedrumkid92 215 productos en la cuenta 1 análisis Recomendado 2.2 h registradas Publicado: 23 de enero it's p--- &Te ha sido útil este análisis? N

Steam User Reviews
steam nutshell huniepop i just put some tags so that you don't get mad

Huniepop isn't racist.

A 464 de 575 personas (81%) les ha sido útil este analisis 84 personas han encontrado divertido este análisis 4 Turd Ferguson 251 productos en la cuenta 8 análisis Recomendado 5.5 h registradas Publicado: 23 de enero You can give the black girl watermelon and the mexican girl maracas 10/10 Te ha sido útil este análisis? Si No C) Divertido
A 464 de 575 personas (81%) les ha sido útil este analisis 84 personas han encontrado divertido este análisis 4 Turd Ferguson 251 productos en la cuenta 8 análisis Recomendado 5.5 h registradas Publicado: 23 de enero You can give the black girl watermelon and the mexican girl maracas 10/10 Te ha sido útil este análisis? Si No C) Divertido

Steam User Reviews
steam huniepop

My OTHER popular review

26 of 26 people (100%) found this review helpful BigBangrex 149 products in account 176 reviews Recommended Posted: 19 October, 2014 Based on people from London From steam page. English language not supported This product does not have support for your local language. Please review the supported language list below before purchasing" Wat
26 of 26 people (100%) found this review helpful BigBangrex 149 products in account 176 reviews Recommended Posted: 19 October, 2014 Based on people from London From steam page. English language not supported This product does not have support for your local language. Please review the supported language list below before purchasing" Wat

Steam User Reviews
steam killing floor mr foster

My most popular review on steam

483 of 510 people (95%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny 7 BigBangrex 149 products in account 176 reviews Recommended Posted: 7 October, 2014 Thanks to this pack, Senpai finally noticed me
483 of 510 people (95%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny 7 BigBangrex 149 products in account 176 reviews Recommended Posted: 7 October, 2014 Thanks to this pack, Senpai finally noticed me

Steam User Reviews
steam senpai saint's row saint's row iv anime pack

Another H1Z1 review

2,561 of 3,596 people (71%) found this review helpful 1200 people found this review funny maor 104 products in account 6 reviews Recommended 47.1 hrs on record Posted: January 18 EARLY ACCESS REVIEW >see a guy >he want to be my friend we travel for 20 minutes >he went to a random hil he said he loves me,and jumped to death si jumped too 10/10 would cry again Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
2,561 of 3,596 people (71%) found this review helpful 1200 people found this review funny maor 104 products in account 6 reviews Recommended 47.1 hrs on record Posted: January 18 EARLY ACCESS REVIEW >see a guy >he want to be my friend we travel for 20 minutes >he went to a random hil he said he loves me,and jumped to death si jumped too 10/10 would cry again Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

Steam User Reviews
steam like dis if u cry evry time steam joke reviews h1z1

A review for H1Z1

3,098 of 3,876 people (80%) found this review helpful 3108 people found this review funny 102 dorohn 301 products in account Recommended 8.1 hrs on record reviewW Posted: January 19 I made a bow, a few arrows, and while berry picking I came across a little community in the wilderness. A few people were gathering around making friendly small talks and making small sheds. I shot somebody in the butt. They got angry and started chasing me with machetes. crowbars, and axes. They wanted to gut me alive. We ran around the houses, the backyards, the slides. They couldn't catch me because we all ran at the same speed I ran into another crowd, one of them's butt I had shot previously. They recognized me. Luckily for me, the other crowd attacked them on accident, thinking one of them was me. The two crowds started a gang war between each other. I ran into a berry bush and hide, watching the two crowds fighting each other, thinking I may be able to pick some goodies up after they are done with each other. Both sides suffered some casualties before they realized I am the true culprit. They stopped fighting each other and ten people started looking for me, calling my name telling me I won't see another day of daylight They moved closer to the bush where I was hiding. "GET HIM!" One of them spotted me, started chargigg toward me with an axe. I ran, and luckily found a truck not far away on the other side of the fence I E into the car, locked the door, checked to see what the car might be missing. A battery, and a spark plug. People were gathering around the car, started punching it. In a hurry I checked my bag, well, what do and a spark plug! I put the battery and spark plug into the slots, and brrrrrrrmmmm the engine started I did a 360 reverse with the car, in the process ran over four people, road rage has never felt this good. I high tailed it toward the highway, while hearing the voice of a survivor yelling at me "NOOOOo, YOU KILLED ELMO!!! WHYYYYYYY???" u know, I do have a battery 99/10, would do it again
3,098 of 3,876 people (80%) found this review helpful 3108 people found this review funny 102 dorohn 301 products in account Recommended 8.1 hrs on record reviewW Posted: January 19 I made a bow, a few arrows, and while berry picking I came across a little community in the wilderness. A few people were gathering around making friendly small talks and making small sheds. I shot somebody in the butt. They got angry and started chasing me with machetes. crowbars, and axes. They wanted to gut me alive. We ran around the houses, the backyards, the slides. They couldn't catch me because we all ran at the same speed I ran into another crowd, one of them's butt I had shot previously. They recognized me. Luckily for me, the other crowd attacked them on accident, thinking one of them was me. The two crowds started a gang war between each other. I ran into a berry bush and hide, watching the two crowds fighting each other, thinking I may be able to pick some goodies up after they are done with each other. Both sides suffered some casualties before they realized I am the true culprit. They stopped fighting each other and ten people started looking for me, calling my name telling me I won't see another day of daylight They moved closer to the bush where I was hiding. "GET HIM!" One of them spotted me, started chargigg toward me with an axe. I ran, and luckily found a truck not far away on the other side of the fence I E into the car, locked the door, checked to see what the car might be missing. A battery, and a spark plug. People were gathering around the car, started punching it. In a hurry I checked my bag, well, what do and a spark plug! I put the battery and spark plug into the slots, and brrrrrrrmmmm the engine started I did a 360 reverse with the car, in the process ran over four people, road rage has never felt this good. I high tailed it toward the highway, while hearing the voice of a survivor yelling at me "NOOOOo, YOU KILLED ELMO!!! WHYYYYYYY???" u know, I do have a battery 99/10, would do it again

Steam User Reviews
steam steam joke reviews h1z1 i shot somebody in the butt

Review of Left 4 Dead 2 - By Tank

137 of 147 people (93%) found this review helpful 32 people found this review funny 14 Sportsfreak 8roducts in account Recommended 28.0 hrs on record Posted: 28 December, 2014 Dear Humans. This is Tank. You probably know me from hit game Left 4 Dead. Well, Tank need to get something off chest It make Tank sad that as soon as you see him, you start shooting at him. Tank not mindless killing machine. Sure, Tank enjoy smashing human skulls to paste. What 12-foot tall, 800 pound, horribly mutated creature wouldn't? But there is another side to Tank. Tank also enjoy stamp collecting scrapbooking, and updating blog under pen name "Love Muffin". Tank took origami class once at adult-learning annex, but fingers to big, so Tank smash teacher. Got B-minus. So, when you see Tank on the streets of city, instead of shooting. try asking Tank how day is going. You may find that you and Tank have more in common than you think. Of course, Tanlk will still smash you, but you will die having made new friend. And that make Tank happy. Was this review helpful? Yes No
137 of 147 people (93%) found this review helpful 32 people found this review funny 14 Sportsfreak 8roducts in account Recommended 28.0 hrs on record Posted: 28 December, 2014 Dear Humans. This is Tank. You probably know me from hit game Left 4 Dead. Well, Tank need to get something off chest It make Tank sad that as soon as you see him, you start shooting at him. Tank not mindless killing machine. Sure, Tank enjoy smashing human skulls to paste. What 12-foot tall, 800 pound, horribly mutated creature wouldn't? But there is another side to Tank. Tank also enjoy stamp collecting scrapbooking, and updating blog under pen name "Love Muffin". Tank took origami class once at adult-learning annex, but fingers to big, so Tank smash teacher. Got B-minus. So, when you see Tank on the streets of city, instead of shooting. try asking Tank how day is going. You may find that you and Tank have more in common than you think. Of course, Tanlk will still smash you, but you will die having made new friend. And that make Tank happy. Was this review helpful? Yes No

Steam User Reviews
steam left 4 dead 2 tank joke reviews

Someone is turning Japanese...

221 of 282 people (78%) found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 67.2 hrs last two weeks/428.0 hrs on record Posted: 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:17am Updated: 30 Dec, 2014 3:16pm Didn't mean to play so long... swear... I just got lost in Japan. It's not like I love Akira or anything... View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This ...Aki-chan...
221 of 282 people (78%) found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 67.2 hrs last two weeks/428.0 hrs on record Posted: 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:17am Updated: 30 Dec, 2014 3:16pm Didn't mean to play so long... swear... I just got lost in Japan. It's not like I love Akira or anything... View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This ...Aki-chan...

Steam User Reviews
steam weeaboo tsundere akira joke review go! go! nippon my first trip to japan visual novel