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2018.03.13

MOM, DAD, I'M STARTING TO FEEL THESE WEIRD URGES THAT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR YOUR AGE, SON. WANT TO MURDER MOM. THAT'S PEFECTLY NORMAL, SON. .Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net-
MOM, DAD, I'M STARTING TO FEEL THESE WEIRD URGES THAT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR YOUR AGE, SON. WANT TO MURDER MOM. THAT'S PEFECTLY NORMAL, SON. .Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net-

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I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM MY... MY DAD DIED DID SOMEONE SAY SHITMAN?! S--- MAN... S.M BAD TIMING, MAN ONGRATS! S.M BTM S.M Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM MY... MY DAD DIED DID SOMEONE SAY SHITMAN?! S--- MAN... S.M BAD TIMING, MAN ONGRATS! S.M BTM S.M Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.03.11

PENNY FOR YOUR THOTS? SURE I SHOULD REALLY CHANGE MY PRICES. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
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2018.03.10

LOOK AT THOSE SUNRAYS! SOMETIMES GOD LIKES TO BLESS US WITH LITTLE GIFTS LIKE THIS! MEANWHILE...CHECK OUT THESE SUNRAYS. MADE THEM FOR YOU COOL, I GUESS GOT ANY FOOD? SUN. RAYS. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net|
LOOK AT THOSE SUNRAYS! SOMETIMES GOD LIKES TO BLESS US WITH LITTLE GIFTS LIKE THIS! MEANWHILE...CHECK OUT THESE SUNRAYS. MADE THEM FOR YOU COOL, I GUESS GOT ANY FOOD? SUN. RAYS. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net|

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2018.03.09

MY D--- GOT CAUGHT IN A ZIPPER, AND NOW I'M HOMELESS IT WAS THE HOuSEKEEPER'S ZIPPER, AND MY WIFE THAT CAUGHT IT NED, IS THAT YOu? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, MAN? HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN? OMELESS OMELESS need$ OMELESS HOMELESS Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
MY D--- GOT CAUGHT IN A ZIPPER, AND NOW I'M HOMELESS IT WAS THE HOuSEKEEPER'S ZIPPER, AND MY WIFE THAT CAUGHT IT NED, IS THAT YOu? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, MAN? HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN? OMELESS OMELESS need$ OMELESS HOMELESS Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.03.07


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2018.03.06

I NEED TO PEE SOOOOOOO BAD. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING IT IN? BECAUSE I READ THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX MY ENTIRE LIFE! WHAT? WHY? Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
I NEED TO PEE SOOOOOOO BAD. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING IT IN? BECAUSE I READ THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX MY ENTIRE LIFE! WHAT? WHY? Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.03.04

HMPH! UNF! CK xe WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOu ALWAYS SUCH A RUDE LITTLE S---? HMPH! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST RESPECT YOUR PARENTS? BECAUSE I CAN'T RESPECT ANYONE WHO MADE ME Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
HMPH! UNF! CK xe WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOu ALWAYS SUCH A RUDE LITTLE S---? HMPH! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST RESPECT YOUR PARENTS? BECAUSE I CAN'T RESPECT ANYONE WHO MADE ME Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.03.03

OKAYYYYY, TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT OF OUR GENDER REVEAL PARTY! 'M A BOY! OH, AND 'M ALSO FAT 41 Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
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2018.03.02

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2018.02.28

HEY! GUESS WHO JUST GOT PLASTIC SURGERY! REALUY? WHAT DID YOU CHANGE? I HAD ONE OF MY N------ REPLACED WITH A WOMAN'S NIPPLE. CHECK IT OUT! WHAT THE F---? CENSORED Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
HEY! GUESS WHO JUST GOT PLASTIC SURGERY! REALUY? WHAT DID YOU CHANGE? I HAD ONE OF MY N------ REPLACED WITH A WOMAN'S NIPPLE. CHECK IT OUT! WHAT THE F---? CENSORED Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.02.26

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2018.02.25

Today 1:49 AM Today 1:49 AM YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC! I'VE HAD AN ERECTION FOR OVER 4 HRS YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC! I'VE HAD AN ERECTION FOR OVER 4 HRS COME OVER COME OVER MR. DAVIS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS? YOU KNOW I DON'T DO HOUSE CALLS Today 1:49 AM Today 1:49 AM YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC! I'VE HAD AN ERECTION FOR OVER 4 HRS YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC! I'VE HAD AN ERECTION FOR OVER 4 HRS COME OVER COME OVER MR. DAVIS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS? YOU KNOW I DON'T DO HOUSE CALLS MR. DAVIS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS? YOU KNOW I DON'T DO HOUSE CALLS MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME ;) MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME ;) OMW Delivered Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
Today 1:49 AM Today 1:49 AM YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC! I'VE HAD AN ERECTION FOR OVER 4 HRS YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC! I'VE HAD AN ERECTION FOR OVER 4 HRS COME OVER COME OVER MR. DAVIS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS? YOU KNOW I DON'T DO HOUSE CALLS Today 1:49 AM Today 1:49 AM YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC! I'VE HAD AN ERECTION FOR OVER 4 HRS YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC! I'VE HAD AN ERECTION FOR OVER 4 HRS COME OVER COME OVER MR. DAVIS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS? YOU KNOW I DON'T DO HOUSE CALLS MR. DAVIS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS? YOU KNOW I DON'T DO HOUSE CALLS MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME ;) MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME ;) OMW Delivered Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.02.24

LET'S DO THIS DRUG TEST. COULD I HAVE YOUR URINE SAMPLE, PLEASE? YEP. YOU'RE DEFINITELY ON DRUGS Q) Cyanide and Happiness O Explosm.net
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2018.02.23

IT'S RAININ' OUT THERE I CAN TELL BECAUSE OF MY BONES THAT'S DUMB! H--------! I JuUST SAW YOUR BONES! MEANS IT'S RAININ'. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
IT'S RAININ' OUT THERE I CAN TELL BECAUSE OF MY BONES THAT'S DUMB! H--------! I JuUST SAW YOUR BONES! MEANS IT'S RAININ'. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.02.21

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2018.02.20

COLORED IN MY N------ SO MY T--- LOOK LIKE A BUTT FOR A FUNNY PRANK. CHECK IT OUT! WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE WEIRD PRANKS? FRRRP THOUGH 1 MUST ADMIT, YOUR T--- MAKE FOR A NICE TIGHT AS GOD DAMMIT! NOT AGAIN! Cyanide and HappinessExplosm.net
COLORED IN MY N------ SO MY T--- LOOK LIKE A BUTT FOR A FUNNY PRANK. CHECK IT OUT! WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE WEIRD PRANKS? FRRRP THOUGH 1 MUST ADMIT, YOUR T--- MAKE FOR A NICE TIGHT AS GOD DAMMIT! NOT AGAIN! Cyanide and HappinessExplosm.net

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2018.02.19

JAZZ CLUB DO YOU KNOW THE SECRET HAND SHAKE? THAT'S THE MOST TERRIFYING THING HAVE EVER SEEN. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
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2018.02.18

WHY THERE AREN'T A LOT OF MALE PROSTITUTES: HEY BABY, HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY ME TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU? UH... NOTHING. DEAL! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
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2018.02.16

ANYWAY, I GOTTA GO MOVE MY CATS. I'LL SEE YOu AROUND! LATER MAN! DID SOMEONE SAY LATER MAN!? AAGH!! LM Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
ANYWAY, I GOTTA GO MOVE MY CATS. I'LL SEE YOu AROUND! LATER MAN! DID SOMEONE SAY LATER MAN!? AAGH!! LM Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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