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Cookie Tin Mimic ROYAL DANK bulle anhdaniel

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Mountain: Exit stage right

jan @janhopis completely f----- myself in the D&D game I run by doing a flashback series to the founding of the city/setting and accidentally including a mountain that doesn't exist in the present day. one of the players said "I'm excited to find out what happens to the mountain". me too buddy 10:09 AM - 21 Mar 19 jan @janhopis how are we disposing of an entire mountain in a way that means nobody in the future ever talks about the mountain that used to be there Dr Who Time B------- it gets up and walks away a wizard did it it was all a dream 484 votes. Final results 9% 44% 40% 7%
jan @janhopis completely f----- myself in the D&D game I run by doing a flashback series to the founding of the city/setting and accidentally including a mountain that doesn't exist in the present day. one of the players said "I'm excited to find out what happens to the mountain". me too buddy 10:09 AM - 21 Mar 19 jan @janhopis how are we disposing of an entire mountain in a way that means nobody in the future ever talks about the mountain that used to be there Dr Who Time B------- it gets up and walks away a wizard did it it was all a dream 484 votes. Final results 9% 44% 40% 7%

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is better not incluided tragic backstory,change bit the cliche :P

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Artwork Property of its Nyuin Do Not Trace Reuse Repost @its Nyuin @its Nyuin @its Nyuin

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Lonely tree...

extraoneup Your Druid is sneaking through the camp site and a few soldiers start walking towards her general direction. Druid: Uhh, I turn into a tree. DM: The camp you're sneaking through is in the middle of an open field. Druid: I'll turn into a tree anyway. Soldier: Hey, has that tree always been there? Druid: I've been here for weeks. DM: Roll to bluff. Druid: Nat 20 Soldier: Well the tree would know better than us I suppose.
extraoneup Your Druid is sneaking through the camp site and a few soldiers start walking towards her general direction. Druid: Uhh, I turn into a tree. DM: The camp you're sneaking through is in the middle of an open field. Druid: I'll turn into a tree anyway. Soldier: Hey, has that tree always been there? Druid: I've been here for weeks. DM: Roll to bluff. Druid: Nat 20 Soldier: Well the tree would know better than us I suppose.

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Soup's On

The DM: You find the crystal heart of the fallen god, it burns to touch and when near it you feel warm The party realizing we have an infinite source of heat: made with mematic Mmm Soup
The DM: You find the crystal heart of the fallen god, it burns to touch and when near it you feel warm The party realizing we have an infinite source of heat: made with mematic Mmm Soup

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Only Spears Allowed in Realistic Campaigns

THE SWORD IS THE MOST ICONIC WEAPON, YET IT WAS RARELY USED FOR BATTLE IN ACTUAL HISTORY "SCYTHES ARE STUPID AND UNREALISTIC" imgflip.com
THE SWORD IS THE MOST ICONIC WEAPON, YET IT WAS RARELY USED FOR BATTLE IN ACTUAL HISTORY "SCYTHES ARE STUPID AND UNREALISTIC" imgflip.com

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Prayboy

*Paladin with 17 CHA seducing more things than the Bard.* Bard: "Can I see your holy texts?" Paladin: ... PRA OY TEGE DAL MAX. PEAT. La Arten AUFD 6M
*Paladin with 17 CHA seducing more things than the Bard.* Bard: "Can I see your holy texts?" Paladin: ... PRA OY TEGE DAL MAX. PEAT. La Arten AUFD 6M

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Keeping It Real

IMA KEEP IT REAL WITH U CHIEF!! W KEYS FROM THE GOLDEN VAULT OF THE COAST JOURNEYS THROUGH THE RADIANT CITADEL YOUR PUBLISHED ADVENTURES/SETTING CONTENT ARE BECOMING INCREASINGLY SANITIZED AND SACCHARINE TO THE POINT THAT THE FANTASY OF HEROISM IS HARD TO CREATE IN WORLDS THAT YOU'VE WRITTEN TO HAVE NO NEED FOR IT
IMA KEEP IT REAL WITH U CHIEF!! W KEYS FROM THE GOLDEN VAULT OF THE COAST JOURNEYS THROUGH THE RADIANT CITADEL YOUR PUBLISHED ADVENTURES/SETTING CONTENT ARE BECOMING INCREASINGLY SANITIZED AND SACCHARINE TO THE POINT THAT THE FANTASY OF HEROISM IS HARD TO CREATE IN WORLDS THAT YOU'VE WRITTEN TO HAVE NO NEED FOR IT

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Beholder meme faces

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camiliar Beholder Meme Faces moar camiliar camiliar pausechamp & pogchamp

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Come on, Guys

The DM The DM *sobs* The Party "How should we solve this problem?" "That's right, violence!" Violence Subterfuge The Party Social encounter Investigation Kindness S TikTok Bribery J Tik Tok As
The DM The DM *sobs* The Party "How should we solve this problem?" "That's right, violence!" Violence Subterfuge The Party Social encounter Investigation Kindness S TikTok Bribery J Tik Tok As

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That's fair

We'll do character creation together so we can have a session zero and set up some PC backstories together If you build a PC based on a Reddit thread about how to do 1,500 damage per turn by level 3 I will murder you; if you build a PC called "Doctor Farts" who farts on people and was raised by fart golems I will murder you, so, think of something between those two extremes Those are sensible guidelines
We'll do character creation together so we can have a session zero and set up some PC backstories together If you build a PC based on a Reddit thread about how to do 1,500 damage per turn by level 3 I will murder you; if you build a PC called "Doctor Farts" who farts on people and was raised by fart golems I will murder you, so, think of something between those two extremes Those are sensible guidelines

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Too Creative

Cleric I cast "Insect Plague" 200ft above the BBEG's head made with mematic DM Druid ...aaaaaand since I'm next, I immediately cast "Animal Shapes" on all the inects, turning them in into elephants
Cleric I cast "Insect Plague" 200ft above the BBEG's head made with mematic DM Druid ...aaaaaand since I'm next, I immediately cast "Animal Shapes" on all the inects, turning them in into elephants

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Well That Wasn't Very Nice

Thanks for playing a Rogue for our group. We need the stealth/trap skills. FB.COM/ONDMEMES YOU WAKE UP MSSING 200 GOLD
Thanks for playing a Rogue for our group. We need the stealth/trap skills. FB.COM/ONDMEMES YOU WAKE UP MSSING 200 GOLD

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How Did I Get Here?

When you missed a session but the group continued while you were gone: Why am I floating in a barrel? Shadiversity. 354K views · 6 days ago 27:31
When you missed a session but the group continued while you were gone: Why am I floating in a barrel? Shadiversity. 354K views · 6 days ago 27:31

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A True Bard

a-daks Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was f------ her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn't. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol' corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle. He seduced his way out, naturally. deliciouslycookingrpgideas A true bard morthils I F----- My Way Into This Mess, And I'll F--- My Way Out
a-daks Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was f------ her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn't. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol' corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle. He seduced his way out, naturally. deliciouslycookingrpgideas A true bard morthils I F----- My Way Into This Mess, And I'll F--- My Way Out

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Livin' the dream


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I Haven't Heard That Name in a Long Time

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the Cleric saying a prayer in the language of his god the Tiefling that understands 03 Infernal YM

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Yo mama is strong can lift mjolnir if she wish

KYAMONGER @_mechinaries single mom is forced to go on an Adventure to rescue her hero son.... turns out she's actually pretty good at being a hero herself?? H-------- MOM 11:39 AM · 25 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App 12.3K Retweets 41.9K Likes
KYAMONGER @_mechinaries single mom is forced to go on an Adventure to rescue her hero son.... turns out she's actually pretty good at being a hero herself?? H-------- MOM 11:39 AM · 25 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App 12.3K Retweets 41.9K Likes

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Visit to the Baths

Party visits the baths separated by gender One female player playing the only male character in the group being lonely Male players playing female characters having a "girl talk" The other female player playing a female character regretting her life choices
Party visits the baths separated by gender One female player playing the only male character in the group being lonely Male players playing female characters having a "girl talk" The other female player playing a female character regretting her life choices

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Dumb Dumb Mister

Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister.' Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow..well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." %3D Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about..(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. I am the dumb dumb mister.
Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister.' Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow..well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." %3D Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about..(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. I am the dumb dumb mister.

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