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A Magnificent Piece of Fortification

GIANT!! 36 M₂ SO? WE'VE BUILT A WALL. HE CANNOT PASS blees ها DALMAN 2012

GIANT!! 36 M₂ SO? WE'VE BUILT A WALL. HE CANNOT PASS blees ها DALMAN 2012

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Felt like making a little Dwarf Fortress piece. Why is it fauxnimated? Shut up.

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80 £ D 2 •G

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Dwarf Fortress Elf

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Gobbo recruitment

L C: You: Come, join me on my adventures! OC

L C: You: Come, join me on my adventures! OC

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Bugs in this game are weird

Dwarf Fortress Bugs Follow 2,835 Tweets Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 10 11353: Historical figures killed by non historical figures 3 50 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 10 585: Average is not always average. 1 37 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 10 6929: Necromancer killed undead in their own tower 23 12 ♡ 57 3 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarffortBugs · Sep 9 9385: Flying White Stork Man Poet 24 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 9 7517: Unable to brew booze 27 5 O 20 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 9 399: Squads don't automatically remove dead members 27 2 21 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 8 6817: "Behold, mortal. I am a diving being." 23 24 63 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 8 9765: Dwarf Attacked by undead, not being brought to hospital 23 3 13 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 8 7817: Insurrections don't work properly t2 22 44 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 7 1522: Stray kitten corpse not rotting <]

Dwarf Fortress Bugs Follow 2,835 Tweets Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 10 11353: Historical figures killed by non historical figures 3 50 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 10 585: Average is not always average. 1 37 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 10 6929: Necromancer killed undead in their own tower 23 12 ♡ 57 3 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarffortBugs · Sep 9 9385: Flying White Stork Man Poet 24 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 9 7517: Unable to brew booze 27 5 O 20 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 9 399: Squads don't automatically remove dead members 27 2 21 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 8 6817: "Behold, mortal. I am a diving being." 23 24 63 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 8 9765: Dwarf Attacked by undead, not being brought to hospital 23 3 13 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 8 7817: Insurrections don't work properly t2 22 44 Dwarf Fortress Bugs @DwarfFortBugs · Sep 7 1522: Stray kitten corpse not rotting <]

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Attack of the Killer...

HURRY AND GET THAT DOOR ON! HE'S COM'N! y 'AM GO'N AS FAST AS I CAN!

HURRY AND GET THAT DOOR ON! HE'S COM'N! y 'AM GO'N AS FAST AS I CAN!

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Aurasong

Aurasong is an image of a Angel of Meng. a full mo on three Four-pointed stars. a cheese and three hun dred fish.The An ge l of Meng is surrounded b y the three Four-pointed stars.The Angel of Meng is eaniny. The three hundred fish are cooking the cheese- The cheese is screaming. hundred fish are screaningTe ful.l moon is screaming 1S scre The three

Aurasong is an image of a Angel of Meng. a full mo on three Four-pointed stars. a cheese and three hun dred fish.The An ge l of Meng is surrounded b y the three Four-pointed stars.The Angel of Meng is eaniny. The three hundred fish are cooking the cheese- The cheese is screaming. hundred fish are screaningTe ful.l moon is screaming 1S scre The three

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Bug Fixes

ILLUSTRATED DWARF FORTRESS PATCH NOTES BABIES DON'T START STRAPPED WITH A KNIFE ADJUSTED VALUE OF BEES STOPPED VAMPIRES FROM PINNING THEIR CRIMES ON CHILDREN. FORTY BUCKS. bug fix THREEPANELSOUL.com matthew boyd-ian mcconville

ILLUSTRATED DWARF FORTRESS PATCH NOTES BABIES DON'T START STRAPPED WITH A KNIFE ADJUSTED VALUE OF BEES STOPPED VAMPIRES FROM PINNING THEIR CRIMES ON CHILDREN. FORTY BUCKS. bug fix THREEPANELSOUL.com matthew boyd-ian mcconville

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That's a nice pair of Crown Jewels you've carved, Urist!

Lokum the engraver, a.k.a. Urist tlcSmartass 糨糨 Engraved is a Lokum Monomrobek rendition of a image of two narquise cut gems. The image is the s ymbol of The Creation of Hailing a duaruen civilization 2 Engraved is a Lokum Monomrobek rendition of a we11-designed image of a asparagus. The image is the symbol of The Roughness of Teeth a local dwaruen gouernment.

Lokum the engraver, a.k.a. Urist tlcSmartass 糨糨 Engraved is a Lokum Monomrobek rendition of a image of two narquise cut gems. The image is the s ymbol of The Creation of Hailing a duaruen civilization 2 Engraved is a Lokum Monomrobek rendition of a we11-designed image of a asparagus. The image is the symbol of The Roughness of Teeth a local dwaruen gouernment.

□ Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)21:08 No.5080260 File: 1336266505 ipg-(22 KB, 549x471, 1332115464200.jpg) >have the urge to play DF again after several months >load up this 200+ fort I had(probably the largest ever >suddenly I cant remember what THE F--- I was doing last >see some walls built in places that dont make any f------ sense >have a gaz my mayor is chained up outside for no reaso >I have someones pet pig chained up on the edge of the map >over 30 trogolodytes in my zoo >I had sent my 4 military squads underground to kill a kea >a f------ kea >underground to top it off my legendary carpenter his knees shattered in the hospital >there are no reports thats show what the f--- happened zillion gorillas in a 5x5 pasture I have absolutely no clue whats going on □ Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)21:10 No.5080353 File: 1336266606.png-(556 KB, 600x600, 1257598221597 png) >5080260 Sounds like your fortress is sure what the problem is DWARE FORTRESS running smoothly, I'm not

□ Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)21:08 No.5080260 File: 1336266505 ipg-(22 KB, 549x471, 1332115464200.jpg) >have the urge to play DF again after several months >load up this 200+ fort I had(probably the largest ever >suddenly I cant remember what THE F--- I was doing last >see some walls built in places that dont make any f------ sense >have a gaz my mayor is chained up outside for no reaso >I have someones pet pig chained up on the edge of the map >over 30 trogolodytes in my zoo >I had sent my 4 military squads underground to kill a kea >a f------ kea >underground to top it off my legendary carpenter his knees shattered in the hospital >there are no reports thats show what the f--- happened zillion gorillas in a 5x5 pasture I have absolutely no clue whats going on □ Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)21:10 No.5080353 File: 1336266606.png-(556 KB, 600x600, 1257598221597 png) >5080260 Sounds like your fortress is sure what the problem is DWARE FORTRESS running smoothly, I'm not

Greed: The End of Duralthob

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DF 2014 - Strike The Earth!

At Long Last,Our Long urek From the IWmountainhomes Began The World It Is Said, Has Changed And It Truly Has Even the' Trees Have Mightier Trunks and' Branches! oh, Expedition Leader IsOur Future Home Somewhere Exciting? Actually. We Are There! Perhaps the Coast the Glimmering Mountainpeaks. or Perhapsa Volcano. What! HERE? This Is the Most Flat, Forrested, Boring and Uninteresting Place Ever! Well, It's the ONLY place AND It's the Middle the continent without of WINTER! an Aquifer. Now Go and Cuti Down All the Trees.

At Long Last,Our Long urek From the IWmountainhomes Began The World It Is Said, Has Changed And It Truly Has Even the' Trees Have Mightier Trunks and' Branches! oh, Expedition Leader IsOur Future Home Somewhere Exciting? Actually. We Are There! Perhaps the Coast the Glimmering Mountainpeaks. or Perhapsa Volcano. What! HERE? This Is the Most Flat, Forrested, Boring and Uninteresting Place Ever! Well, It's the ONLY place AND It's the Middle the continent without of WINTER! an Aquifer. Now Go and Cuti Down All the Trees.

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I don't even see the ascii anymore...

Yeah, you Goblins don't stand a chance against Me! Oh no, The Boss! Glad to see you're working hard, keep up the good work Working? TwentyQuidAmosements.thecoMic3 trip.org 2014 Aaron Butler

Yeah, you Goblins don't stand a chance against Me! Oh no, The Boss! Glad to see you're working hard, keep up the good work Working? TwentyQuidAmosements.thecoMic3 trip.org 2014 Aaron Butler

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I must leave

You: What rumors have you heard? Sigur, King consort: I have heard of plans to assassinate the King You: Tell me more Sigur, King consort reveals herself as Ezumkra, the Ashen-Tooth Demon of Lies? Ezumkra, the Ashen-Tooth Demon of Lies grabs Rigoth, dwarF King by the head? Ezumkra, the Ashen-Tooth Demon of Lies grabs Rigoth, dwarF King by the head, pulping it! Sigur, King consort: They say a demon plots for the King's death. Imust leave.

You: What rumors have you heard? Sigur, King consort: I have heard of plans to assassinate the King You: Tell me more Sigur, King consort reveals herself as Ezumkra, the Ashen-Tooth Demon of Lies? Ezumkra, the Ashen-Tooth Demon of Lies grabs Rigoth, dwarF King by the head? Ezumkra, the Ashen-Tooth Demon of Lies grabs Rigoth, dwarF King by the head, pulping it! Sigur, King consort: They say a demon plots for the King's death. Imust leave.

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IF THE CORPORATE SURVEILLANCE STATE MONITORS AND CONTROL EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE.. WE DO AND I PLAY DuARF FORTRESS ALL DAY... YOU DO. THEN YOURE EFFECTVELY DJARF FORTRESS PLAYERS WATCHING YOUR DWARVES PLAY DWARF FORTRESS. ...OH Go0. BIG BROTHER REAUZES HES TRAPPED IN THE MOST TEDIOUS PO55IBLE HELL

IF THE CORPORATE SURVEILLANCE STATE MONITORS AND CONTROL EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE.. WE DO AND I PLAY DuARF FORTRESS ALL DAY... YOU DO. THEN YOURE EFFECTVELY DJARF FORTRESS PLAYERS WATCHING YOUR DWARVES PLAY DWARF FORTRESS. ...OH Go0. BIG BROTHER REAUZES HES TRAPPED IN THE MOST TEDIOUS PO55IBLE HELL

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Player Conditioning

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Day 1 : Vieu : Bite c Uieu u: Unit 9. n: Nili Bet I p: Stocl : Btat Nov Space: I Day 19 AUSE e: ** Civilizations : Unit List j: : Set luilding asis. u: Vieu Units Hot 15 Day 44 Day 61

DF Naysayers in a Nutshell

hey everyone, i just started playing dwarf fortress. its crazy fun, you should try it! HOUU HARD TO PLAY DUWARF FORTRESS IS y gives a s---. - we need to talk about. O? oP DF's interface takes about 400 days to learn alone its clearly broken i douwnloaded it last week and ha to give up after 10 minutes. it makes no sense at all toady's approach is losing him thousands of potential fans. if he took some time to implement a proper Ul and graphics, he could make himself a lot of money... durrrr hurp hurp 00E'RE NOT LAZY-丫OU'RE JUST AUTISTIC maybe if it was open source someone else could fix it... i, for one, am not even TOUCHIN that game untl it looks and plays acceptably. there is no excuse for a game that requires some effort. i play games to have FUN learning something difficult isn't FUN fo me. i'm not spending bwo years watching youtube tutorials before i'm allouwe d to play a game MINECRAFT TRONK HURRR HURF DURF DARF FORTRESS IS JUST 2D MINECRAF DURRRRR implying i'll use Uls from outer spa TEXTURES AUTISTS impl fortressis ra CASUALS TOWNS S?! NECKBEARDS PAUTISM TILESET pl g EVE sn't harde ALPHA shouldn't be in th ELITIST GNOMORIA >BE READING 1SIMULATO mplying toady can code it doesn't count asa game si nce it doesn't have graphics

hey everyone, i just started playing dwarf fortress. its crazy fun, you should try it! HOUU HARD TO PLAY DUWARF FORTRESS IS y gives a s---. - we need to talk about. O? oP DF's interface takes about 400 days to learn alone its clearly broken i douwnloaded it last week and ha to give up after 10 minutes. it makes no sense at all toady's approach is losing him thousands of potential fans. if he took some time to implement a proper Ul and graphics, he could make himself a lot of money... durrrr hurp hurp 00E'RE NOT LAZY-丫OU'RE JUST AUTISTIC maybe if it was open source someone else could fix it... i, for one, am not even TOUCHIN that game untl it looks and plays acceptably. there is no excuse for a game that requires some effort. i play games to have FUN learning something difficult isn't FUN fo me. i'm not spending bwo years watching youtube tutorials before i'm allouwe d to play a game MINECRAFT TRONK HURRR HURF DURF DARF FORTRESS IS JUST 2D MINECRAF DURRRRR implying i'll use Uls from outer spa TEXTURES AUTISTS impl fortressis ra CASUALS TOWNS S?! NECKBEARDS PAUTISM TILESET pl g EVE sn't harde ALPHA shouldn't be in th ELITIST GNOMORIA >BE READING 1SIMULATO mplying toady can code it doesn't count asa game si nce it doesn't have graphics

pictuRe of yeself eatin' caw cheese in me bed room Aye, what of it? DWARF FORTRESS A source of endless inspiration for roleplaying games

pictuRe of yeself eatin' caw cheese in me bed room Aye, what of it? DWARF FORTRESS A source of endless inspiration for roleplaying games

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Morul Sezuskkeskal's last word

...AND THE LAST WORD OF MORUL SEZUKKESKAL WAS OOPS"

...AND THE LAST WORD OF MORUL SEZUKKESKAL WAS OOPS"

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What An Adorable Little Dude

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