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No train had ever touched Thomas like this before. His wheels felt weak.
No train had ever touched Thomas like this before. His wheels felt weak.

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I Sexually Identify as a Tank Engine

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/co/mrade has a terrifying idea

How f------ terrifying would it be to have a sentient train with a symbiote stretched across it? A massive wall of teeth and tongue barrelling down the tracks as the creatures swallows up cars and other things in it's radius. The ten foot tongue swelling out, grappling cars, pulling them in Mister Topham Hatt screaming and calling in swat team. But it's no use. The train's off the tracks now, barrelling on Junji lto spider legs and ripping through houses. Swallowing up children and animals, people everywhere Society is in martial law. The demon train plows through downtown, collapsing buildings in it's wake The military just cant catch it. The f-----'s doing 95mph as it slams through buildings. Eating giant holes out of everything it touches Until finally they redirect it into the ocean where it disappears The next year, all the fishing boats come back empty. The seas are now devoid of life. It charges through ocean depths, every so often you hear it's bubbling engine sounds surface. You hear stories years later about the coastal village that just dissapeared off the map Society is finally stabilized again. But everyone knows. They just know it's out there. Like everything they brave through their day Ready for the one moment in time when a putrid stench of seafloor arises, the beast covered in dead fish and seaweed, a massive maw of chittering flexible teeth, a thirty foot tongue that slides over building roofs looking for flesh. The voice cries out and you can hear it three towns away "I'm a really" useful engine now...
How f------ terrifying would it be to have a sentient train with a symbiote stretched across it? A massive wall of teeth and tongue barrelling down the tracks as the creatures swallows up cars and other things in it's radius. The ten foot tongue swelling out, grappling cars, pulling them in Mister Topham Hatt screaming and calling in swat team. But it's no use. The train's off the tracks now, barrelling on Junji lto spider legs and ripping through houses. Swallowing up children and animals, people everywhere Society is in martial law. The demon train plows through downtown, collapsing buildings in it's wake The military just cant catch it. The f-----'s doing 95mph as it slams through buildings. Eating giant holes out of everything it touches Until finally they redirect it into the ocean where it disappears The next year, all the fishing boats come back empty. The seas are now devoid of life. It charges through ocean depths, every so often you hear it's bubbling engine sounds surface. You hear stories years later about the coastal village that just dissapeared off the map Society is finally stabilized again. But everyone knows. They just know it's out there. Like everything they brave through their day Ready for the one moment in time when a putrid stench of seafloor arises, the beast covered in dead fish and seaweed, a massive maw of chittering flexible teeth, a thirty foot tongue that slides over building roofs looking for flesh. The voice cries out and you can hear it three towns away "I'm a really" useful engine now...

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Nightmare Fuel

"source":http://yamato077.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-51.html#sub_top
"source":http://yamato077.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-51.html#sub_top

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Nightmare Fuel

"source":http://yamato077.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-51.html#sub_top
"source":http://yamato077.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-51.html#sub_top

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when ur waiting for ur friends in a different time zone to get online

That hile sleey Go mun reim him be no fir hiyokoifish when ur waiting for ur friends in a different time zone to get online
That hile sleey Go mun reim him be no fir hiyokoifish when ur waiting for ur friends in a different time zone to get online

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Gordon Freeman The Big Engine

Was looking images from Thomas that weren't r---- by the cancerogenous side of the fandom on DA and I found this thing that made me crack up.
Was looking images from Thomas that weren't r---- by the cancerogenous side of the fandom on DA and I found this thing that made me crack up.

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LET'S DO IT!

If you don't get the joke, all those characters are scottish and black, with exception of Duncan, he's scottish and yellow.
If you don't get the joke, all those characters are scottish and black, with exception of Duncan, he's scottish and yellow.

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A Blue Faggot

Posted by Derek Smith on a Facebook group.
Posted by Derek Smith on a Facebook group.

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In the grim darkness of the future...

"Source":https://forum.eternalcrusade.com/threads/warhammer-40k-memes.2703/page-390
"Source":https://forum.eternalcrusade.com/threads/warhammer-40k-memes.2703/page-390

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Seen Some Shit

*Trivia* <img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/LB%26SCR_E2_class.jpg"> Thomas belongs to a real class of locomotive, the *E2*, of which only 10 were built, for the London, Brighton and South Coast Railway (LBSCR). Of those 10 only 5 had the extended side tanks like Thomas has (hence "the tank engine"). All were scrapped by 1963 with none surviving to preservation. It is not clear whether in canon Thomas is meant to be one of the 5 or an imagined 6th. /whatafreakingnerd
*Trivia* <img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/LB%26SCR_E2_class.jpg"> Thomas belongs to a real class of locomotive, the *E2*, of which only 10 were built, for the London, Brighton and South Coast Railway (LBSCR). Of those 10 only 5 had the extended side tanks like Thomas has (hence "the tank engine"). All were scrapped by 1963 with none surviving to preservation. It is not clear whether in canon Thomas is meant to be one of the 5 or an imagined 6th. /whatafreakingnerd

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Oh okay. Look I'm sorry man.

<a href="http://analisfun69.tumblr.com/post/124582618417">source</a> Oh you're gonna use Thomas the train chARACTERS TO SHOW HOW YOU FEEL. HUH? IS THAT ALL YOU GOT. THOMAS THE TRAIN?
<a href="http://analisfun69.tumblr.com/post/124582618417">source</a> Oh you're gonna use Thomas the train chARACTERS TO SHOW HOW YOU FEEL. HUH? IS THAT ALL YOU GOT. THOMAS THE TRAIN?

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Woi Hallooouh.


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Saw this on reddit today, found it hilarious

Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/thomasthetankengine/comments/393p3g/thomas_pops_up_in_the_most_unexpected_places_at/
Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/thomasthetankengine/comments/393p3g/thomas_pops_up_in_the_most_unexpected_places_at/

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What is your damage Henry?

Moooo said the cow pauty what the f--- is your damage henry
Moooo said the cow pauty what the f--- is your damage henry

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Fus Ro Choooo!

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cybers-fantasy tonhoshigirl ladynerevar I went to Skyrim to take a reference shot of Parthunax and forgot what mods I had loaded. Source: ladynerevar 15,096 notes

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BRITISH KIDS SHOW NOT FUCKING 1984!!!

My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopla in which steam trains are routinely killed and ther body parts are sold or cannbalized for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books could you please direct me to a source?I would feel much better, this was validated. It took me so long to find this quote online but I did r because r's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine ● Engines on the Other Railway aren't safe now. Their controllers are cruel. They don't ike engines any more. They put them on cokd damp sidings, and then, Percy nearly sobbed they..they c-c-cut them up The Bluebells of England. Stepney the Bluebell Engine. Rev. Awdry, Wlbert. London Egmont Publishing. 1963 This ilustration, by Gunvor and Peler Edwards accompanied the above text in the original book and depicts a pair of unfortunate other Ralway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch. HOLY F--- LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOKITS F------ FACE OMG the early thomas the tank engine books are prety standard stuft. saccharine bubblegum type stories and ilustrations. i you watched the show, it's like that in book form. the second half of the raiway series are so tucking dark and surreal im convinced they were a resuit of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of isd and having hallucinations of his own death. Excuse me but the very frst story in the Raitway Series is about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to get his paint job ruined in the rain so raiway management seals ofr the tunnel They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something. but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever On the show, didnt they also hook up one engine to a generator so he'd never move again? That was icerally one of the lines, I think. It's on some other post on here. It was ch ing. Smudger,"said Duke. Was a show-off. He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I wamed him to be careful, but he took no Listen, Dukie he snared Who wories about a fow spills? We do herel I said, but Smudger just laughed Hahahal Until one day, Manager said he was going to make him uselflul at last. Smudger stopped laughing then! w why? What did he do?" He tuned him into a generator. He's still there behind our shed Hell never move agan This is so f----- up No. lsten Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this s---, right, but supposedly it's so much worse in the Other Ralways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you're told, but at least youre not cut up and sold for parts, right? It's not so bad on the island of Sodor, right? Or maybe that's just what Raitway Management wants the engines to think Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, Rustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yelows, about how bad t is everywhere else, at all the Other Raitways You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor Railway Management cares about you Trust Raiway Management Stay on Your Track It Could Be So Much Worse
My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopla in which steam trains are routinely killed and ther body parts are sold or cannbalized for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books could you please direct me to a source?I would feel much better, this was validated. It took me so long to find this quote online but I did r because r's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine ● Engines on the Other Railway aren't safe now. Their controllers are cruel. They don't ike engines any more. They put them on cokd damp sidings, and then, Percy nearly sobbed they..they c-c-cut them up The Bluebells of England. Stepney the Bluebell Engine. Rev. Awdry, Wlbert. London Egmont Publishing. 1963 This ilustration, by Gunvor and Peler Edwards accompanied the above text in the original book and depicts a pair of unfortunate other Ralway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch. HOLY F--- LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOKITS F------ FACE OMG the early thomas the tank engine books are prety standard stuft. saccharine bubblegum type stories and ilustrations. i you watched the show, it's like that in book form. the second half of the raiway series are so tucking dark and surreal im convinced they were a resuit of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of isd and having hallucinations of his own death. Excuse me but the very frst story in the Raitway Series is about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to get his paint job ruined in the rain so raiway management seals ofr the tunnel They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something. but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever On the show, didnt they also hook up one engine to a generator so he'd never move again? That was icerally one of the lines, I think. It's on some other post on here. It was ch ing. Smudger,"said Duke. Was a show-off. He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I wamed him to be careful, but he took no Listen, Dukie he snared Who wories about a fow spills? We do herel I said, but Smudger just laughed Hahahal Until one day, Manager said he was going to make him uselflul at last. Smudger stopped laughing then! w why? What did he do?" He tuned him into a generator. He's still there behind our shed Hell never move agan This is so f----- up No. lsten Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this s---, right, but supposedly it's so much worse in the Other Ralways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you're told, but at least youre not cut up and sold for parts, right? It's not so bad on the island of Sodor, right? Or maybe that's just what Raitway Management wants the engines to think Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, Rustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yelows, about how bad t is everywhere else, at all the Other Raitways You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor Railway Management cares about you Trust Raiway Management Stay on Your Track It Could Be So Much Worse

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Thomas the Tank Engine Explains the Bible

every day we move further from God’s light
every day we move further from God’s light

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Choo Choo, Motherfucker

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Spy the tank engine

"Sauce":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlGpdwpOLR4
"Sauce":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlGpdwpOLR4

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