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Marisa Kabas ... @MarisaKabas Personal news: I'm going to the University of Austin! Check out my acceptance letter getrevue.co/profile/forthe... know you have many choices when it comes to Rowling's florist, and a guy who met Tucker Carlson picking a school that prepares you for the real at a networking event one time and actually had a world, and we thank you for choosing the one least really nice conversation with him. capable of doing so. While our university is not yet accredited and your Here at U of A, we pride ourselves on teaching degree from here will only get you a job in MyPillow students how to suit up for battle in the culture customer service, we believe the value will grow as wars-one post at a time. And we judge our quickly as your self-importance. You are someone students not on the content of their character, but who didn't allow being upper middle class stop you on the size of their skulls after we measure them from boldly pursuing a career maligning Critical for reasons. Race Theory, despite having no clue what it means. And brave future student: We salute you. We are thrilled to offer a rigorous course-load for first year students to cultivate self-importance and According to a statistic we saw on Parler, higher learn how to center yourself in any story. The core education fails a staggering 4 in 10 of its students. curriculum includes: Here at University of Austin, we'll achieve a perfect 10. -So You Think You've Been Persecuted: Crafting a Victim Narrative So, congratulations on being a witch they couldn't burn. And while you do everything you can to deny -l'm Not Canceled, You're Canceled: Distorting the humanity of marginalized people, today we are Reality for Personal Gain 10:25 AM · Nov 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
Marisa Kabas ... @MarisaKabas Personal news: I'm going to the University of Austin! Check out my acceptance letter getrevue.co/profile/forthe... know you have many choices when it comes to Rowling's florist, and a guy who met Tucker Carlson picking a school that prepares you for the real at a networking event one time and actually had a world, and we thank you for choosing the one least really nice conversation with him. capable of doing so. While our university is not yet accredited and your Here at U of A, we pride ourselves on teaching degree from here will only get you a job in MyPillow students how to suit up for battle in the culture customer service, we believe the value will grow as wars-one post at a time. And we judge our quickly as your self-importance. You are someone students not on the content of their character, but who didn't allow being upper middle class stop you on the size of their skulls after we measure them from boldly pursuing a career maligning Critical for reasons. Race Theory, despite having no clue what it means. And brave future student: We salute you. We are thrilled to offer a rigorous course-load for first year students to cultivate self-importance and According to a statistic we saw on Parler, higher learn how to center yourself in any story. The core education fails a staggering 4 in 10 of its students. curriculum includes: Here at University of Austin, we'll achieve a perfect 10. -So You Think You've Been Persecuted: Crafting a Victim Narrative So, congratulations on being a witch they couldn't burn. And while you do everything you can to deny -l'm Not Canceled, You're Canceled: Distorting the humanity of marginalized people, today we are Reality for Personal Gain 10:25 AM · Nov 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt "We think educational standards have dropped so we created an unaccredited university that does not give out degrees." 99 The University of Austin (UATX) @uaustinorg · Nov 8 A new university dedicated to the pursuit of truth. THE UNIVERSITY 0:11 1.4M views
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt "We think educational standards have dropped so we created an unaccredited university that does not give out degrees." 99 The University of Austin (UATX) @uaustinorg · Nov 8 A new university dedicated to the pursuit of truth. THE UNIVERSITY 0:11 1.4M views

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Bari Weiss Announcement

Bari Weiss @bariweiss We got sick of complaining about how broken higher education is. So we decided to do something about it. Announcing a new university dedicated to the fearless pursuit of truth: @uaustinorg: THE UNIVERSITY F OF AUSTIN bariweiss.substack.com We Can't Wait for Universities to Fix Themselves. So We're Starting a New One. I left my post as president of St. John's College in Annapolis to build a university in Austin dedicated to the fearless pursuit of truth.
Bari Weiss @bariweiss We got sick of complaining about how broken higher education is. So we decided to do something about it. Announcing a new university dedicated to the fearless pursuit of truth: @uaustinorg: THE UNIVERSITY F OF AUSTIN bariweiss.substack.com We Can't Wait for Universities to Fix Themselves. So We're Starting a New One. I left my post as president of St. John's College in Annapolis to build a university in Austin dedicated to the fearless pursuit of truth.

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