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It's appalling. My job requires that I have to ask people to sign official documents as witnesses. In ink. So many people under 30 don't know how to hold a pen let alone write. Recently I even encountered someone who claimed never to have even signed their name. When you lose these skills you lose a super power. о ☑
It's appalling. My job requires that I have to ask people to sign official documents as witnesses. In ink. So many people under 30 don't know how to hold a pen let alone write. Recently I even encountered someone who claimed never to have even signed their name. When you lose these skills you lose a super power. о ☑

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When you want everyone to know you have a 'ballroom'

Me: I can't find my box of nails. Alix: I think we had them in Grandma's office. Me: I already looked there. Mummy: Did you look in the Italian cabinet? Yes. It's not there. Me: I also checked the living room, the study, the dining room, the breakfast room, the kitchen, and halls, and my bedroom, and sitting room, and your rooms. Mummy: Have you checked the library? The ballroom? Me: Why would anyone take it up there? Why is it every time I look for something in this house it's like we're all playing a game of Clue? "I think it's in the Dining Room, with the housekeeper, with the Candlestick?" Everything is such a mystery! Mummy: Because no one puts anything back where it goes!
Me: I can't find my box of nails. Alix: I think we had them in Grandma's office. Me: I already looked there. Mummy: Did you look in the Italian cabinet? Yes. It's not there. Me: I also checked the living room, the study, the dining room, the breakfast room, the kitchen, and halls, and my bedroom, and sitting room, and your rooms. Mummy: Have you checked the library? The ballroom? Me: Why would anyone take it up there? Why is it every time I look for something in this house it's like we're all playing a game of Clue? "I think it's in the Dining Room, with the housekeeper, with the Candlestick?" Everything is such a mystery! Mummy: Because no one puts anything back where it goes!

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Okay this is just silly

Oh overheardnewyork Cop, next to woman on bicycle: "Miss, you're going way too fast on that bike. Slow down." Person on bike: "Or what? Am I under arrest for emitting zero Co2 and having incredibly strong legs?" Coverheardnewyork
Oh overheardnewyork Cop, next to woman on bicycle: "Miss, you're going way too fast on that bike. Slow down." Person on bike: "Or what? Am I under arrest for emitting zero Co2 and having incredibly strong legs?" Coverheardnewyork

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There's always gotta be a crying kid

It finally happened. My 6-year-old was called the word "bossy." It happened when I was getting her ready for the day. She said, "Mommy, you're being bossy." I calmly replied, "I'm not being bossy, I'm giving you instructions." Then we talked about how it had never been in her vocabulary, and I asked if someone called her that. After a few minutes, with tears in her eyes, she shared how her classmates called her "bossy" when she was trying to remind them of the teacher's instructions. I said, "I'm sorry they called you that. You were trying to be helpful, and those are actually skills of a CEO." "What is a CEO?" she asked. "It's the boss of a big company," I replied. With bright eyes and a huge smile ✔, she exclaimed, "A boss?!!!" During our commute, she sang over and over again, "I'm gonna be a B-O-S-S." Folks, I think she found her calling.
It finally happened. My 6-year-old was called the word "bossy." It happened when I was getting her ready for the day. She said, "Mommy, you're being bossy." I calmly replied, "I'm not being bossy, I'm giving you instructions." Then we talked about how it had never been in her vocabulary, and I asked if someone called her that. After a few minutes, with tears in her eyes, she shared how her classmates called her "bossy" when she was trying to remind them of the teacher's instructions. I said, "I'm sorry they called you that. You were trying to be helpful, and those are actually skills of a CEO." "What is a CEO?" she asked. "It's the boss of a big company," I replied. With bright eyes and a huge smile ✔, she exclaimed, "A boss?!!!" During our commute, she sang over and over again, "I'm gonna be a B-O-S-S." Folks, I think she found her calling.

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Kids these days

d when I was in food services, I put crayons & an activity sheet on the table. The kid said what is this, & why isn't it turning on?" Reply 47
d when I was in food services, I put crayons & an activity sheet on the table. The kid said what is this, & why isn't it turning on?" Reply 47

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That 3-year-old did not say that

Reels We were on our evening walk when my toddler told me he was 3 and asked how old I was. I told him I was 40. A few minutes later he excitedly told me, “Look, Mama! The flowers are 40 too!" I asked him why he thought they were 40. His response: "Because everything 40 must be beautiful.” And I don't know that my heart will ever recover Add comment... O Use audio
Reels We were on our evening walk when my toddler told me he was 3 and asked how old I was. I told him I was 40. A few minutes later he excitedly told me, “Look, Mama! The flowers are 40 too!" I asked him why he thought they were 40. His response: "Because everything 40 must be beautiful.” And I don't know that my heart will ever recover Add comment... O Use audio

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That doesn't seem worth it

r/AskReddit 15h What's the most insulting thing a teacher has ever said to you? ✩ 61 | 61⇓ 324 26 13h Fifth Grade Teacher the first week: "You're stupid!" Well, I decided to show her stupid. I failed EVERY* TEST on purpose. (Test Question: "What caused the Civil War?" My answer: "Someone killed the Pink Panther.") *note: about once a month I'd ace a test just to show I was failing on purpose. She asked me why, my reply, "You called me stupid so...you get stupid. And as a bonus you will have to try again next year!" (she made sure I was in a different class next year, which I aced, made honor roll and was scored 2nd in the class) Yes, I intentionally failed a year just to teacher. off a
r/AskReddit 15h What's the most insulting thing a teacher has ever said to you? ✩ 61 | 61⇓ 324 26 13h Fifth Grade Teacher the first week: "You're stupid!" Well, I decided to show her stupid. I failed EVERY* TEST on purpose. (Test Question: "What caused the Civil War?" My answer: "Someone killed the Pink Panther.") *note: about once a month I'd ace a test just to show I was failing on purpose. She asked me why, my reply, "You called me stupid so...you get stupid. And as a bonus you will have to try again next year!" (she made sure I was in a different class next year, which I aced, made honor roll and was scored 2nd in the class) Yes, I intentionally failed a year just to teacher. off a

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They studied her account in school

15h • 15h Random story that blew my mind: I was standing in line at target yesterday to get an antibiotic for my son. The girl behind me started talking to my kids and I was trying to avoid any sort of conversation (we'd been to the ER with my son the night before and I was exhausted and also have a cold). She asked me if she could babysit sometime and I just nodded along like "sure..." while thinking yeah right kid lol Q رام 1/2 felt an urge to be kind and get into conversation. She is a student at Denver University and I said if you're on instagram, why don't we connect there and can chat later. I gave her my handle and she said "OMG I know you - I'm a content creator and we studied your account in our class at school!" MIND BLOWN... MY account?! I think the universe was throwing me a bone of encouragement to keep going and trust the process. 2/2
15h • 15h Random story that blew my mind: I was standing in line at target yesterday to get an antibiotic for my son. The girl behind me started talking to my kids and I was trying to avoid any sort of conversation (we'd been to the ER with my son the night before and I was exhausted and also have a cold). She asked me if she could babysit sometime and I just nodded along like "sure..." while thinking yeah right kid lol Q رام 1/2 felt an urge to be kind and get into conversation. She is a student at Denver University and I said if you're on instagram, why don't we connect there and can chat later. I gave her my handle and she said "OMG I know you - I'm a content creator and we studied your account in our class at school!" MIND BLOWN... MY account?! I think the universe was throwing me a bone of encouragement to keep going and trust the process. 2/2

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He's basically the doctor

after self diagnosing and medicating with ketamine, mushrooms, acid, and nitrous, my adult life... I (28 years old) just went to a psychiatrist for the first time. She was beyond impressed with the schedule/ routine/ritual I have for ketamine (mirrors what is prescribed in a medical setting), and the dosage and frequency I do mushrooms. She's like "no wonder you've been able to avoid therapy your whole life; you're basically doing what is prescribed to treat it in the alternative medicine field"
after self diagnosing and medicating with ketamine, mushrooms, acid, and nitrous, my adult life... I (28 years old) just went to a psychiatrist for the first time. She was beyond impressed with the schedule/ routine/ritual I have for ketamine (mirrors what is prescribed in a medical setting), and the dosage and frequency I do mushrooms. She's like "no wonder you've been able to avoid therapy your whole life; you're basically doing what is prescribed to treat it in the alternative medicine field"

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I'm sure this happens constantly

← Reels Send gift a gym bro came up to me today... and thanked me for dressing modestly at the gym. Follow a gym bro came It was honestly a huge compliment to me. There have been so 1,043 many men over the years that have stopped me out in public and thanked me for dressing like a lady day... It's not always "easy" to look different, or to dress modestly at the gym, but these compliments reinforce why I am being respectful to myself & to those around me in public. 320 I dress in a way that I would want other girls to dress around my husband and son out of respect for themselves and others around me. Yes, men are responsible for their actions and lustful thoughts, but let's not make it more difficult for them! Just giving you some Titus 2 food for thought! #modestymatters Benson Boone Beautiful Things (Piano Instrumental) 176
← Reels Send gift a gym bro came up to me today... and thanked me for dressing modestly at the gym. Follow a gym bro came It was honestly a huge compliment to me. There have been so 1,043 many men over the years that have stopped me out in public and thanked me for dressing like a lady day... It's not always "easy" to look different, or to dress modestly at the gym, but these compliments reinforce why I am being respectful to myself & to those around me in public. 320 I dress in a way that I would want other girls to dress around my husband and son out of respect for themselves and others around me. Yes, men are responsible for their actions and lustful thoughts, but let's not make it more difficult for them! Just giving you some Titus 2 food for thought! #modestymatters Benson Boone Beautiful Things (Piano Instrumental) 176

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He Got Recognized

VEGAN BASSOON @VedhanXeno I got recognized last night lol 100 girl: ik u from smash *smiles and touches my huge muscles* me: ah girl: i like ur neuch me: thanks. i gotta practice wolf girl: wolf? wym? me: wolf u like to give me ur number girl: *laughs* i didnt know ROB mains had fundies me: gyro 10:57 AM - Mar 2, 2024 - 8,154 Views 10 1734 Post your reply 418 ☐ 18 ↑ Char @charsarc_ . 1h Every single time I see your tweets my cancer gets worse 232 49 l 836 Reply
VEGAN BASSOON @VedhanXeno I got recognized last night lol 100 girl: ik u from smash *smiles and touches my huge muscles* me: ah girl: i like ur neuch me: thanks. i gotta practice wolf girl: wolf? wym? me: wolf u like to give me ur number girl: *laughs* i didnt know ROB mains had fundies me: gyro 10:57 AM - Mar 2, 2024 - 8,154 Views 10 1734 Post your reply 418 ☐ 18 ↑ Char @charsarc_ . 1h Every single time I see your tweets my cancer gets worse 232 49 l 836 Reply

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Get Real...

Week 2 into rejoining a public gym: The egos are awful. I'm fit and still, I HATE commercial gym culture. I miss my boxing club where people were humble (or quickly GOT humbled). Brb, stepping aside and saying "after you" to guys half my size puffing their chests up while walking oddly close to me when there's lots of space. Brb, women getting upset bc they approach me to interview me but I give blunt replies bc I'm working. Brb, women slowly brushing RIGHT against me (got al to d once) when there's TONS of space and I'm in the middle of a set (still paying them no mind and focusing) b Brb, guys blocking their supposed gf from my view and them out/tugging them to get them to leave the area while staring at me over their shoulder (I'm not even noticing your girl, I'm working) Brb, guy legit growling like a dog in my face as he walks. by. Asked "are you ok", never got an answer. **Bonus, yayy**: Brb, getting stared at HARD in the change room from guys who are probably suppressing their sexualily idk
Week 2 into rejoining a public gym: The egos are awful. I'm fit and still, I HATE commercial gym culture. I miss my boxing club where people were humble (or quickly GOT humbled). Brb, stepping aside and saying "after you" to guys half my size puffing their chests up while walking oddly close to me when there's lots of space. Brb, women getting upset bc they approach me to interview me but I give blunt replies bc I'm working. Brb, women slowly brushing RIGHT against me (got al to d once) when there's TONS of space and I'm in the middle of a set (still paying them no mind and focusing) b Brb, guys blocking their supposed gf from my view and them out/tugging them to get them to leave the area while staring at me over their shoulder (I'm not even noticing your girl, I'm working) Brb, guy legit growling like a dog in my face as he walks. by. Asked "are you ok", never got an answer. **Bonus, yayy**: Brb, getting stared at HARD in the change room from guys who are probably suppressing their sexualily idk

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We Got a Cool Kid

Did something similar in high school. Showed up drunk to a standardized state test. Though it would be funny to write a whole page about how I thought the president at the time should be shot. Singed my name and turned it in. Yeaahhhh, agents showed up to the school months later. I was questioned for half a day. Buuut I did manage to snatch one of their badges outta their hand and promptly threw it in the trash. And refused to pick it up. Poor b it up. While my smugg 16 year old a grind at both of them. had to pick just sat and ← Reply -109
Did something similar in high school. Showed up drunk to a standardized state test. Though it would be funny to write a whole page about how I thought the president at the time should be shot. Singed my name and turned it in. Yeaahhhh, agents showed up to the school months later. I was questioned for half a day. Buuut I did manage to snatch one of their badges outta their hand and promptly threw it in the trash. And refused to pick it up. Poor b it up. While my smugg 16 year old a grind at both of them. had to pick just sat and ← Reply -109

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That Kid Didn't Do That

I bought my daughter a coloring book ... Belle Belle and Phillipe enjoy 200
I bought my daughter a coloring book ... Belle Belle and Phillipe enjoy 200

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What...

I got my daughter a laptop. She's 8. I set it up for her - it's her first laptop. I kind of let her go about her business for what is MAYBE an hour. Im sitting in the kitchen alone, she walks in.... "How much is a beetcoin worth?" She's gonna be a winner. I can tell.
I got my daughter a laptop. She's 8. I set it up for her - it's her first laptop. I kind of let her go about her business for what is MAYBE an hour. Im sitting in the kitchen alone, she walks in.... "How much is a beetcoin worth?" She's gonna be a winner. I can tell.

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Only Slightly Vain

We're literally at the first ride in Disneyland and some guy walks up and asks me to marry him. It's stupid. The whole time we were there, 2 guys offered me modeling contracts, 1 guy offered me a part in a Speilberg movie, the president of Vogue magazine offered me the cover and 6 people in the park asked for my autograph because they just thought from my looks I must be famous. Every food place in the park gave us free food. It's like this every where I go. If these people knew I had a kid in high school I wonder what they'd think.
We're literally at the first ride in Disneyland and some guy walks up and asks me to marry him. It's stupid. The whole time we were there, 2 guys offered me modeling contracts, 1 guy offered me a part in a Speilberg movie, the president of Vogue magazine offered me the cover and 6 people in the park asked for my autograph because they just thought from my looks I must be famous. Every food place in the park gave us free food. It's like this every where I go. If these people knew I had a kid in high school I wonder what they'd think.

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Saving the Day at McDonalds

Went to Mcdonalds last night. Guy in front can't decide what to order. Line's getting long! people starting to mumble! I step up! tell him! "In the field you got seconds to make a choice or your toast" Guy picks something in a flash! moves on. Cashier gives me a nod like I just saved the day. Whole line's looking relieved. Just doing my bit! making decisions under pressure!
Went to Mcdonalds last night. Guy in front can't decide what to order. Line's getting long! people starting to mumble! I step up! tell him! "In the field you got seconds to make a choice or your toast" Guy picks something in a flash! moves on. Cashier gives me a nod like I just saved the day. Whole line's looking relieved. Just doing my bit! making decisions under pressure!

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This Didn't Happen

When I lived in NYC the only thing that caused me to cross the street or turn around was teens. They're absolutely horrifying there. Raising your kids in that city should be against the law. Had a group of teen girls corner me in the subway. I tried ignoring them like this guy, walking away, etc but they kept following me. Four obnoxious teens screaming in my face for no reason. One then slapped me HARD across the face. I beat the ever living s out of her. Her friends ran off when they realized I'd actually hit a minor. Came back with cops, who went to arrest me until a witness showed them a video of the girls harassing me. They arrested the girls, the girl I beat was screaming "BUT IM A MINOR YOU CAN'T ARREST ME PIG!!!" They had to throw her on the ground to get handcuffs on her and she of course starting wailing and crying. 10/10 very satisfying. ... Reply 1.1k
When I lived in NYC the only thing that caused me to cross the street or turn around was teens. They're absolutely horrifying there. Raising your kids in that city should be against the law. Had a group of teen girls corner me in the subway. I tried ignoring them like this guy, walking away, etc but they kept following me. Four obnoxious teens screaming in my face for no reason. One then slapped me HARD across the face. I beat the ever living s out of her. Her friends ran off when they realized I'd actually hit a minor. Came back with cops, who went to arrest me until a witness showed them a video of the girls harassing me. They arrested the girls, the girl I beat was screaming "BUT IM A MINOR YOU CAN'T ARREST ME PIG!!!" They had to throw her on the ground to get handcuffs on her and she of course starting wailing and crying. 10/10 very satisfying. ... Reply 1.1k

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Right...

i got assulted by a girl in my school. Rant she punched me in the face and kicked me and expected me not to hit her back, i am a short guy and i gues she thought i was really skinny but i actually work out and know how to punch, i hit her perfectly and knocked her to the floor, right after her freinds started screaming at me and asking why i would hit a girl. my comeback... you wanted equal rights, you got em. now i got suspended. most of the school hated me and i got on the jump list but im mates with the popular kids so they soon calmed it down and its back to normal almost. ✩ 319 д 75 37
i got assulted by a girl in my school. Rant she punched me in the face and kicked me and expected me not to hit her back, i am a short guy and i gues she thought i was really skinny but i actually work out and know how to punch, i hit her perfectly and knocked her to the floor, right after her freinds started screaming at me and asking why i would hit a girl. my comeback... you wanted equal rights, you got em. now i got suspended. most of the school hated me and i got on the jump list but im mates with the popular kids so they soon calmed it down and its back to normal almost. ✩ 319 д 75 37

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Complete with the "Applause"

I once had a woman of color loudly accuse me of racism because i got in line at the grocery store. The room went silent. I turned and said loudly "madam; there is a racist in this conversation. But it isn't me. My wife is black." Room still silent. After a pregnant pause she grabbed her purse; abandoned her groceries and stormed out the door. The moment the door closed; every gave an applause. Employees and customers alike. Then business returned to usual. Reply -1
I once had a woman of color loudly accuse me of racism because i got in line at the grocery store. The room went silent. I turned and said loudly "madam; there is a racist in this conversation. But it isn't me. My wife is black." Room still silent. After a pregnant pause she grabbed her purse; abandoned her groceries and stormed out the door. The moment the door closed; every gave an applause. Employees and customers alike. Then business returned to usual. Reply -1

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