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He cannot do that
![One time when my plane landed the pilot made the usual request for everyone to please remain seated until we reached the gate. Most people ignored his request and stood up. Then he slammed on the brakes, and they all flew forward and slammed into each other. It was fabulous. Reply 34.8K](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/824/178/975.jpeg)
![One time when my plane landed the pilot made the usual request for everyone to please remain seated until we reached the gate. Most people ignored his request and stood up. Then he slammed on the brakes, and they all flew forward and slammed into each other. It was fabulous. Reply 34.8K](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/824/178/975.jpeg)
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What?
![Pinned .1d At my hedge fund, I pay an analyst to walk around parks in Austin, SF, and NY and ask these people who are tanning at 2pm on a Tuesday where they work. We then short the stock. We're up 728% this year. 2pm on a Tuesday in Austin Work from home culture here is STRONG 520 4.1K 56K ılıl 8.9M .1d](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/824/177/17d.jpeg)
![Pinned .1d At my hedge fund, I pay an analyst to walk around parks in Austin, SF, and NY and ask these people who are tanning at 2pm on a Tuesday where they work. We then short the stock. We're up 728% this year. 2pm on a Tuesday in Austin Work from home culture here is STRONG 520 4.1K 56K ılıl 8.9M .1d](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/824/177/17d.jpeg)
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Okay?
![19 YES HAMAS TERRORIST Follow when I was a kid I took a mouse with a broken leg to the vet to have it amputated and afterwards the vet asked me what I thought was a good price and I was like “... $50?” and he 66 asked me if I had $50 and I said no I do not and he charged me 5 3:47 AM 5/4/24 From Earth 2.4M Views 1.8K Reposts 66 Quotes 108K Likes 2.2K Bookmarks](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/824/176/5ec.jpeg)
![19 YES HAMAS TERRORIST Follow when I was a kid I took a mouse with a broken leg to the vet to have it amputated and afterwards the vet asked me what I thought was a good price and I was like “... $50?” and he 66 asked me if I had $50 and I said no I do not and he charged me 5 3:47 AM 5/4/24 From Earth 2.4M Views 1.8K Reposts 66 Quotes 108K Likes 2.2K Bookmarks](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/824/176/5ec.jpeg)
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Did everyone clap after?
![Follow 600 my 4yo used to climb onto my lap, take my face between his fat hands, and very seriously say to me, "Mommy. You are much too hot to be married to some MAN" when he was mad at his dad he would narrow his eyes and look over his shoulder and say "especially THAT one"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/824/175/56f.jpeg)
![Follow 600 my 4yo used to climb onto my lap, take my face between his fat hands, and very seriously say to me, "Mommy. You are much too hot to be married to some MAN" when he was mad at his dad he would narrow his eyes and look over his shoulder and say "especially THAT one"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/824/175/56f.jpeg)
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That child did not say that
![r/atheism 4h I am proud of my son My son is 4 and a half years old and recently he said God doesn't exists and neither did the Garden of Eden. When he was asked why does he think so, he said he didn't see or hear God. He was then told that everything came from a creator or something to which he replied "Then what created God?" Keep learning and stay curious, my son. 11143 24](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/824/174/edf.png)
![r/atheism 4h I am proud of my son My son is 4 and a half years old and recently he said God doesn't exists and neither did the Garden of Eden. When he was asked why does he think so, he said he didn't see or hear God. He was then told that everything came from a creator or something to which he replied "Then what created God?" Keep learning and stay curious, my son. 11143 24](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/824/174/edf.png)
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Because kids really talk like that
![12:23 20 ... r/ Mot22 2h I overhead my nieces and nephew talking about me and made me cry. They are the sweetest They are all under 7 years of age. Two are twins out of the 5. But I let them borrow my phone and they were viewing my pictures on Snapchat. Didn't know I could hear them but they looked at a picture of me (barbie filter on snapchat) and said, "Ohh wow Look look at our aunt, she's so beautiful." They were showing the picture to each other and then they said "We have the prettiest aunt and she's so nice to us." Then one of the twins said, "I don't want her to get a boyfriend because then she will forget us." She started making a crying noise. Then my five year old nephew said, "it's always a boring day when she is not around. I love her because she's nice and I know she loves me. I want her to take me to Disneyland and Mario world." Then I went into the room and said aww I love you guys. You're all so cute. And I gave them all a hug and kissed them. We all danced together. Then I bought them food and took them shopping to target. They all picked one thing. I really want to take them to Disneyland. I spoil them too much but I love them so much. They are my little angels on this planet. And the oldest asked me if she could have some of my body mists then the rest of the girls wanted one too. So i gave them a few of my body mists lol. I just love them ↑ 46 Shai Add a comment](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/824/173/950.jpeg)
![12:23 20 ... r/ Mot22 2h I overhead my nieces and nephew talking about me and made me cry. They are the sweetest They are all under 7 years of age. Two are twins out of the 5. But I let them borrow my phone and they were viewing my pictures on Snapchat. Didn't know I could hear them but they looked at a picture of me (barbie filter on snapchat) and said, "Ohh wow Look look at our aunt, she's so beautiful." They were showing the picture to each other and then they said "We have the prettiest aunt and she's so nice to us." Then one of the twins said, "I don't want her to get a boyfriend because then she will forget us." She started making a crying noise. Then my five year old nephew said, "it's always a boring day when she is not around. I love her because she's nice and I know she loves me. I want her to take me to Disneyland and Mario world." Then I went into the room and said aww I love you guys. You're all so cute. And I gave them all a hug and kissed them. We all danced together. Then I bought them food and took them shopping to target. They all picked one thing. I really want to take them to Disneyland. I spoil them too much but I love them so much. They are my little angels on this planet. And the oldest asked me if she could have some of my body mists then the rest of the girls wanted one too. So i gave them a few of my body mists lol. I just love them ↑ 46 Shai Add a comment](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/824/173/950.jpeg)
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He 'aggreed'.
![10:09 29 Docs told me my BMI is 33% & I'm obese ❤ I said ' Doc the BMI is so outdated and first came out early 1900s when everyone was in the depression and under nourished. I'm Polynesian my Uncles are 120kgs of pure muscle and can't get jobs in Mining because there seen as Obese aswell. My daughter and I are beautiful and don't need to lose weight. He aggreed 4 1.3K](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/824/172/bce.jpeg)
![10:09 29 Docs told me my BMI is 33% & I'm obese ❤ I said ' Doc the BMI is so outdated and first came out early 1900s when everyone was in the depression and under nourished. I'm Polynesian my Uncles are 120kgs of pure muscle and can't get jobs in Mining because there seen as Obese aswell. My daughter and I are beautiful and don't need to lose weight. He aggreed 4 1.3K](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/824/172/bce.jpeg)
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She did not say that
![Starbucks girl: Are you facebook? s from Me: yes why? Starbucks girl: I thought your page was fake and you're not a real person Me: Wow, am I that beautiful? Starbucks girl: ikr we should hangout... Me: ......... have a great day! Michiganders are weird I'm soooo convinced! Only wanted to befriend me because I'm pretty, that's wild...whole time I could be a s and she would never know! 3 person](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/824/171/e00.png)
![Starbucks girl: Are you facebook? s from Me: yes why? Starbucks girl: I thought your page was fake and you're not a real person Me: Wow, am I that beautiful? Starbucks girl: ikr we should hangout... Me: ......... have a great day! Michiganders are weird I'm soooo convinced! Only wanted to befriend me because I'm pretty, that's wild...whole time I could be a s and she would never know! 3 person](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/824/171/e00.png)
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This seems... fake
![I'm Livid!! So this teacher decided that because "Jacob family was fortunate " he would be able to afford 24 pizzas for the school event. Not only that, when questioning her about the quantity of pizza that has to purchased, she stated she thought he could "donate to administration." Then she took away Jacob's invitation because he couldn't "afford "This lady is losing her mind!!! Do yall feel like it's wrong for not buying the pizzas or is she wrong for volunteering? 12:26 195 J 0 195 12:30 Jacob's Teacher iMessage Today 12:23 PM Hey Ms T! They school told me to reach out to you because you had some questions Yes why does Jacob have to bring pizza for everyone? You have on his paper 24 pizzas yet it's only 10 children in the class and beside others names it has napkins plates etc why couldn't they buy pizza too? Well, Jacob family is more fortunate then everyone else. The teachers and administrators have to eat too i though you'd be more than willing to donate for staff as well since you make so much. Excuse me!! Absolutely not! We aren't as fortunate as we used to be and teachers are you kidding me?!Why volunteer me? I'm struggling. Well if Jacob can't distribute his cut on Pizza, he cannot attend the party. Were asking all parents iMessage Jacob's Teacher fortunate then everyone else. The teachers and administrators have to eat too i though you'd be more than willing to donate for staff as well since you make so much. Excuse me!! Absolutely not! We aren't as fortunate as we used to be and teachers are you kidding me?!Why volunteer me? I'm struggling. Well if Jacob can't distribute his cut on Pizza, he cannot attend the party. Were asking all parents who can't afford to please leave children at home that day so they won't be upsetp Ok. He will not be there he will have his own party and the principal and I need to have talk! I'll be out there to talk to you to!!! The answer will not change. He won't be attending if you can't provide his necessities for the party and you can't do nothing about it + iMessage Delivered O](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/824/170/463.jpeg)
![I'm Livid!! So this teacher decided that because "Jacob family was fortunate " he would be able to afford 24 pizzas for the school event. Not only that, when questioning her about the quantity of pizza that has to purchased, she stated she thought he could "donate to administration." Then she took away Jacob's invitation because he couldn't "afford "This lady is losing her mind!!! Do yall feel like it's wrong for not buying the pizzas or is she wrong for volunteering? 12:26 195 J 0 195 12:30 Jacob's Teacher iMessage Today 12:23 PM Hey Ms T! They school told me to reach out to you because you had some questions Yes why does Jacob have to bring pizza for everyone? You have on his paper 24 pizzas yet it's only 10 children in the class and beside others names it has napkins plates etc why couldn't they buy pizza too? Well, Jacob family is more fortunate then everyone else. The teachers and administrators have to eat too i though you'd be more than willing to donate for staff as well since you make so much. Excuse me!! Absolutely not! We aren't as fortunate as we used to be and teachers are you kidding me?!Why volunteer me? I'm struggling. Well if Jacob can't distribute his cut on Pizza, he cannot attend the party. Were asking all parents iMessage Jacob's Teacher fortunate then everyone else. The teachers and administrators have to eat too i though you'd be more than willing to donate for staff as well since you make so much. Excuse me!! Absolutely not! We aren't as fortunate as we used to be and teachers are you kidding me?!Why volunteer me? I'm struggling. Well if Jacob can't distribute his cut on Pizza, he cannot attend the party. Were asking all parents who can't afford to please leave children at home that day so they won't be upsetp Ok. He will not be there he will have his own party and the principal and I need to have talk! I'll be out there to talk to you to!!! The answer will not change. He won't be attending if you can't provide his necessities for the party and you can't do nothing about it + iMessage Delivered O](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/824/170/463.jpeg)
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It's giving 'deep' Facebook post
![I went out to practice using my new camera. As I walked back home a man said, "Hey! Want to take my picture? I am a Vietnam vet." He limped to a nearby wall to prop himself up. I took a few shots of him and thanked him for his service. As he walked away he said, "Don't let people forget about us." VIETNA VETERAN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/824/169/4ee.jpeg)
![I went out to practice using my new camera. As I walked back home a man said, "Hey! Want to take my picture? I am a Vietnam vet." He limped to a nearby wall to prop himself up. I took a few shots of him and thanked him for his service. As he walked away he said, "Don't let people forget about us." VIETNA VETERAN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/824/169/4ee.jpeg)
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Totally legit
![OT 291T ИА ΚΑΙ Яз thinking about the time i accidentally drove down a neighborhood that's been in my dream since I was a kid, and after I went to my friends house and we went on a drive and both suddenly felt scared and weird. my mom immediately started calling me and said "I don't know where you're at but you need to go home right now"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/806/855/05c.jpeg)
![OT 291T ИА ΚΑΙ Яз thinking about the time i accidentally drove down a neighborhood that's been in my dream since I was a kid, and after I went to my friends house and we went on a drive and both suddenly felt scared and weird. my mom immediately started calling me and said "I don't know where you're at but you need to go home right now"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/806/855/05c.jpeg)
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Class is always in session with her
![I went to a coffee shop in between classes today and ordered a decaf cappuccino. This is what ensued. Barista, male around age 30: Decaf? Me: Yes, decaf. Him, as he moves over to start foaming my milk: Why decaf, if you don't mind me asking? Me: Do you want the actual reason? Him: Of course! Me: Menopause. Caffeine can make hot flashes worse. Him, after a pause: Okay! That's what's up. Women have it tough. No caffeine? Me: Agreeed! Class is always in session with me. 2.6K Q107 () 32 ☑](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/806/854/03b.png)
![I went to a coffee shop in between classes today and ordered a decaf cappuccino. This is what ensued. Barista, male around age 30: Decaf? Me: Yes, decaf. Him, as he moves over to start foaming my milk: Why decaf, if you don't mind me asking? Me: Do you want the actual reason? Him: Of course! Me: Menopause. Caffeine can make hot flashes worse. Him, after a pause: Okay! That's what's up. Women have it tough. No caffeine? Me: Agreeed! Class is always in session with me. 2.6K Q107 () 32 ☑](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/806/854/03b.png)
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What is this
![2h 0 When I was 12, I was at a track meet getting ready to run my 100m race. As I get up to the line I notice I'm the only wh*te girl, but, no problem. I'm used to it- I'm not winning today! But I'm here. As it gets closer and closer to my heat I notice a girl in jeans and sketchers (obviously on the spectrum). I'm in the last heat of course- and so is she... she is my ONLY competition. Poor girl asks me to let her win because her family was there. MAANNNN I took off so fast, I couldn't let that happen. I wanted to, trust me, but I'm already slow I can't be THAT slow. So pretty much I'm not getting into heaven because I ran track 44 10 comments](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/806/853/fce.jpeg)
![2h 0 When I was 12, I was at a track meet getting ready to run my 100m race. As I get up to the line I notice I'm the only wh*te girl, but, no problem. I'm used to it- I'm not winning today! But I'm here. As it gets closer and closer to my heat I notice a girl in jeans and sketchers (obviously on the spectrum). I'm in the last heat of course- and so is she... she is my ONLY competition. Poor girl asks me to let her win because her family was there. MAANNNN I took off so fast, I couldn't let that happen. I wanted to, trust me, but I'm already slow I can't be THAT slow. So pretty much I'm not getting into heaven because I ran track 44 10 comments](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/806/853/fce.jpeg)
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Sure...
![LIVE {] 6:44 2 Following Shop For You Q Thinking about the guy I met in a random town in Italy and we both left our families and explored the city together and went on romantic dates until we both left the city and he got me a ring that said "whenever you see this remember me" and we 190.4K vowed to never reach out because it would be more.90 tragic that way... I havent taken that ring off. ♫ original sound - slyviaplcth 9,727 4,529 28 3 + Home Friends Inbox Profile](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/806/852/b6f.jpeg)
![LIVE {] 6:44 2 Following Shop For You Q Thinking about the guy I met in a random town in Italy and we both left our families and explored the city together and went on romantic dates until we both left the city and he got me a ring that said "whenever you see this remember me" and we 190.4K vowed to never reach out because it would be more.90 tragic that way... I havent taken that ring off. ♫ original sound - slyviaplcth 9,727 4,529 28 3 + Home Friends Inbox Profile](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/806/852/b6f.jpeg)
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Oh, totally
![A man walked by me and loudly said, "oh god more f Taylor swift merch" I looked up and said, "says a cowboys fan, at least my team wins"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/806/851/25d.png)
![A man walked by me and loudly said, "oh god more f Taylor swift merch" I looked up and said, "says a cowboys fan, at least my team wins"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/806/851/25d.png)
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That's all it takes for free food?
![Went to Wholefoods with my wife. I had on a t-shirt that said "Unionize Today!" Guy at the checkout said "nice shirt." $150 of food rang up to about $26. I said "Did you get.." He cut me off. "I got everything, brother. You're good to go." 6:14 PM 02 Apr 22 Twitter for iPhone](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/806/849/512.jpeg)
![Went to Wholefoods with my wife. I had on a t-shirt that said "Unionize Today!" Guy at the checkout said "nice shirt." $150 of food rang up to about $26. I said "Did you get.." He cut me off. "I got everything, brother. You're good to go." 6:14 PM 02 Apr 22 Twitter for iPhone](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/806/849/512.jpeg)
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