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![The teacher can't threaten to fail me if i've said something so outrageous he loses the power of speech and has to pace while turning red. so we were learning how to read a micrometer. he had one in the front of the room, but we didn't have our own in front of us yet. he had a diagram up on the screen, but i wasn't getting much out of it. so i said something. Me: "Sir, I can't see s and I'm not getting much out of this. You know what you need? an overhead projector, so we can watch while you talk us through this, like those cooking videos where all you see is the kitchen island and the hands. (other students nod enthusiastically). Instructor: "Oh, that's a great idea. I'll bring it up with the other instructor to purchase. In the meantime, I can take a video at home tonight, and load it to the portal for you guys if that would help.". Other students: chorus of agreement Me: "So... is that gonna be on the free side, or the PAID side of your O s?" room: commenced to howling after an appropriate interval of stunned silence.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/896/745/1e8.png)
![The teacher can't threaten to fail me if i've said something so outrageous he loses the power of speech and has to pace while turning red. so we were learning how to read a micrometer. he had one in the front of the room, but we didn't have our own in front of us yet. he had a diagram up on the screen, but i wasn't getting much out of it. so i said something. Me: "Sir, I can't see s and I'm not getting much out of this. You know what you need? an overhead projector, so we can watch while you talk us through this, like those cooking videos where all you see is the kitchen island and the hands. (other students nod enthusiastically). Instructor: "Oh, that's a great idea. I'll bring it up with the other instructor to purchase. In the meantime, I can take a video at home tonight, and load it to the portal for you guys if that would help.". Other students: chorus of agreement Me: "So... is that gonna be on the free side, or the PAID side of your O s?" room: commenced to howling after an appropriate interval of stunned silence.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/896/745/1e8.png)
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Glorious karma farming moment
![I took my daughter's screens away for a week and she ended up drawing this. She insisted I post it for the world to see. She calls it "Goofy Face". Please give her upvotes, it will make her day (and maybe reduce her desire for screens!) Getr agel](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/322/0c9.png)
![I took my daughter's screens away for a week and she ended up drawing this. She insisted I post it for the world to see. She calls it "Goofy Face". Please give her upvotes, it will make her day (and maybe reduce her desire for screens!) Getr agel](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/322/0c9.png)
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NOT sorry
![Replies When a stranger at the store gets handsy Omg you are adorable L 1mo ago I got so tired of this when I was pregnant. I told one random creepy dude it was a tapeworm right as I pressed his hand into my belly and my son repeatedly & rapidly hit his hand. From the inside. He paled, turned green, and bolted. I'm NOT sorry. 1.4K](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/318/411.jpeg)
![Replies When a stranger at the store gets handsy Omg you are adorable L 1mo ago I got so tired of this when I was pregnant. I told one random creepy dude it was a tapeworm right as I pressed his hand into my belly and my son repeatedly & rapidly hit his hand. From the inside. He paled, turned green, and bolted. I'm NOT sorry. 1.4K](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/318/411.jpeg)
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Sigh
![A Ma く Replies NODDED 2d ago Х one time i was ordering from McDonald's and i accidentally said "i have 26 corpses in my backyard" and i was embarrassed so i just left 214](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/310/3b7.jpeg)
![A Ma く Replies NODDED 2d ago Х one time i was ordering from McDonald's and i accidentally said "i have 26 corpses in my backyard" and i was embarrassed so i just left 214](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/310/3b7.jpeg)
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He did not
![meirl once we went to the dentist w my mom & it was just us and 1 other guy in the waiting room. jurassic park was starting on the tv so we sat and waited through the entire movie. no names called. as the credits rolled the other man got up and called my moms. name. he was the DENTIST 2,225 33 Comments](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/308/bcf.jpeg)
![meirl once we went to the dentist w my mom & it was just us and 1 other guy in the waiting room. jurassic park was starting on the tv so we sat and waited through the entire movie. no names called. as the credits rolled the other man got up and called my moms. name. he was the DENTIST 2,225 33 Comments](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/308/bcf.jpeg)
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What even is this?
![■■ Verizon 5:07 AM 16% A client accidentally double paid a $15K invoice recently. I called to let them know and said I would shred the check. They asked me to please mail the check back to them. I had to use ChatGPT to learn where to buy a stamp. I went to Walgreens, and they made me buy 20. I used 1 and threw the other 19 away. I then had to figure out how to get the envelope in the mail. I asked the property manager of our office building what to do. She took care of it for me. Not knowing how to send mail is a huge competitive advantage. Tweet your reply Q 00](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/307/904.jpeg)
![■■ Verizon 5:07 AM 16% A client accidentally double paid a $15K invoice recently. I called to let them know and said I would shred the check. They asked me to please mail the check back to them. I had to use ChatGPT to learn where to buy a stamp. I went to Walgreens, and they made me buy 20. I used 1 and threw the other 19 away. I then had to figure out how to get the envelope in the mail. I asked the property manager of our office building what to do. She took care of it for me. Not knowing how to send mail is a huge competitive advantage. Tweet your reply Q 00](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/307/904.jpeg)
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Where are you walking?
![Find related content people started praying when they saw me..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/306/83b.png)
![Find related content people started praying when they saw me..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/306/83b.png)
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Of course you did
![Mark . 3rd Commercial Business Devel... + Follow 1d Nothing makes me more mad than to go inside a gas station: I hear a child ask politely for a $1.00 choc milk and their guardian tells him "no we don't have enough money"... but yet this guardian can afford 3 packs of cigarettes, a can of dip, and 2 beers! So today, I bought this cute little boy 4 chocolate milks, a bag of chips, and some candy. When I gave it to him (he had the biggest smile), his guardian said very rudely "he didn't deserve that". I politely said, "well sir, respectively, I believe kids should always come first. You didn't need all of that either, so I hope you both have a nice day." Some peoples priorities are warped. Sad thing is this behavior becomes generational and there isn't a dang thing we can do to change it.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/305/0df.png)
![Mark . 3rd Commercial Business Devel... + Follow 1d Nothing makes me more mad than to go inside a gas station: I hear a child ask politely for a $1.00 choc milk and their guardian tells him "no we don't have enough money"... but yet this guardian can afford 3 packs of cigarettes, a can of dip, and 2 beers! So today, I bought this cute little boy 4 chocolate milks, a bag of chips, and some candy. When I gave it to him (he had the biggest smile), his guardian said very rudely "he didn't deserve that". I politely said, "well sir, respectively, I believe kids should always come first. You didn't need all of that either, so I hope you both have a nice day." Some peoples priorities are warped. Sad thing is this behavior becomes generational and there isn't a dang thing we can do to change it.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/305/0df.png)
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Then everyone clapped
![6h Must admit I felt like a baddie today when one of two heavy middle aged women working out on the treadmill at my gym turned to the other, glared at me and said under her breath: "I bet that s-- doesn't have kids." Don't worry, I LOUDLY said: "You bet I do babe!" 11 4 comments Like Comment Copy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/304/752.jpeg)
![6h Must admit I felt like a baddie today when one of two heavy middle aged women working out on the treadmill at my gym turned to the other, glared at me and said under her breath: "I bet that s-- doesn't have kids." Don't worry, I LOUDLY said: "You bet I do babe!" 11 4 comments Like Comment Copy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/304/752.jpeg)
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He runs money and business
![22d ago Hold on hold on! Even attractive guys could easily rejected! When i was in high school and college so many girls are attracted to me. They are just b ; and pretentious s' ! I run money and business! Im not into girls right now! I dont wanna be used as a financer to them! Sad thing C](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/303/056.png)
![22d ago Hold on hold on! Even attractive guys could easily rejected! When i was in high school and college so many girls are attracted to me. They are just b ; and pretentious s' ! I run money and business! Im not into girls right now! I dont wanna be used as a financer to them! Sad thing C](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/303/056.png)
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Clause 8b? Oh no!
![Alex @Alexander I ⚫ Follow At my 30th work anniversary, my boss informed me they were letting me go. Me: After three decades? Alright, just make sure to return the programs I coded for you. Boss: Those are company property. X Me: (smirking) You haven't read clause 8b of my contract, have you?. I left the room, gathered my things and left. A few minutes later I got a call. Boss: Alex what have you DONE? Engineer Alex Ivanov's Flawless Response to Losing His Job After 30 Years](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/301/90c.jpeg)
![Alex @Alexander I ⚫ Follow At my 30th work anniversary, my boss informed me they were letting me go. Me: After three decades? Alright, just make sure to return the programs I coded for you. Boss: Those are company property. X Me: (smirking) You haven't read clause 8b of my contract, have you?. I left the room, gathered my things and left. A few minutes later I got a call. Boss: Alex what have you DONE? Engineer Alex Ivanov's Flawless Response to Losing His Job After 30 Years](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/301/90c.jpeg)
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It's true I was the rock
![ni. 1st ☑ During a recent sales interview, I decided to test a candidate's creativity and sales skills with an unusual challenge: I handed them a brittle rock and asked them to sell it to me. One candidate took an unconventional approach. He smashed the rock into small pieces, placed them in a small bag, and said, "This is a small sample of the rocks we found on the moon. I can show you the certificate later. I am giving you an offer on it if you buy it right now!" The attempt was creative and somewhat amusing. It showed a bit of outside-the-box thinking, but I was more concerned with his ethical standpoint. I followed up with, "Would you do this in the real world?" He responded, "No, because it's false information and I won't sell anything that I wouldn't buy myself." This response underscored an essential quality I look for in a sales professional: integrity. While creativity is important, honesty is paramount. Selling isn't just about closing deals; it's about building trust and maintaining it. 1 Like Comment Repost Send P](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/300/7a5.jpeg)
![ni. 1st ☑ During a recent sales interview, I decided to test a candidate's creativity and sales skills with an unusual challenge: I handed them a brittle rock and asked them to sell it to me. One candidate took an unconventional approach. He smashed the rock into small pieces, placed them in a small bag, and said, "This is a small sample of the rocks we found on the moon. I can show you the certificate later. I am giving you an offer on it if you buy it right now!" The attempt was creative and somewhat amusing. It showed a bit of outside-the-box thinking, but I was more concerned with his ethical standpoint. I followed up with, "Would you do this in the real world?" He responded, "No, because it's false information and I won't sell anything that I wouldn't buy myself." This response underscored an essential quality I look for in a sales professional: integrity. While creativity is important, honesty is paramount. Selling isn't just about closing deals; it's about building trust and maintaining it. 1 Like Comment Repost Send P](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/300/7a5.jpeg)
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He's not joking guys
![Search: fire tornado 2,816 comments ☑ Muhammad When I get angry my friends hold me back at school bc I am kinda strong and sometimes if I'm really angry my eyes turn half red no joke once my eyes turned red and we had to go in lock down no joke.... 1w Reply View 36 replies 19](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/299/79c.jpeg)
![Search: fire tornado 2,816 comments ☑ Muhammad When I get angry my friends hold me back at school bc I am kinda strong and sometimes if I'm really angry my eyes turn half red no joke once my eyes turned red and we had to go in lock down no joke.... 1w Reply View 36 replies 19](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/299/79c.jpeg)
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What a guy
![Seeing girls that turn me down 6 months and a year ago now become homeless. It's puts a absolute smile on my on Icela Face. #Mgtow 8 FL OZ 2 Reply ✓ Chat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/298/814.jpeg)
![Seeing girls that turn me down 6 months and a year ago now become homeless. It's puts a absolute smile on my on Icela Face. #Mgtow 8 FL OZ 2 Reply ✓ Chat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/298/814.jpeg)
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What a troll
![bayo When my nephew was 14 I walked into his room and he just had random fast food merch. I asked him WHY a 14 year old had so much merchandise he said be purposefully trolls their twitters until they send him merch. Smh, little hustler. But whatd we expect when the boi was 9 he was programming operating systems for fun 36](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/297/ff2.jpeg)
![bayo When my nephew was 14 I walked into his room and he just had random fast food merch. I asked him WHY a 14 year old had so much merchandise he said be purposefully trolls their twitters until they send him merch. Smh, little hustler. But whatd we expect when the boi was 9 he was programming operating systems for fun 36](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/297/ff2.jpeg)
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School is wild these days
![In 7th grade, we were having a class discussion when a boy told me to "stay in a woman's place" in front of the whole class. I quietly and calmly got up, walked over to his desk, and slapped him in the face as hard as I could. As I was walking back to my seat, he got up and started yelling. The (male) teacher yelled at HIM to sit back down and said nothing to me, and then the discussion kept going like nothing happened ❤11K Q1K 150 ▼ 80](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/887/296/6ea.jpg)
![In 7th grade, we were having a class discussion when a boy told me to "stay in a woman's place" in front of the whole class. I quietly and calmly got up, walked over to his desk, and slapped him in the face as hard as I could. As I was walking back to my seat, he got up and started yelling. The (male) teacher yelled at HIM to sit back down and said nothing to me, and then the discussion kept going like nothing happened ❤11K Q1K 150 ▼ 80](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/887/296/6ea.jpg)
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