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Dude just shut the hell up

Tim Allen@ofctimallen 21h If we evolved from apes why are there still apes. 10K 9.0K 28K Rvan Letourneau @NorthernlionLP Followv Replying to@ofctimallen dude just shut up 5:32 PM-16 Aug 2017 54 Retweets 338 Likes 16 54 338
Tim Allen@ofctimallen 21h If we evolved from apes why are there still apes. 10K 9.0K 28K Rvan Letourneau @NorthernlionLP Followv Replying to@ofctimallen dude just shut up 5:32 PM-16 Aug 2017 54 Retweets 338 Likes 16 54 338

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If Pizzas are round, why are Pizza boxes square?

If Pizzas are round, why are Pizza boxes square?
If Pizzas are round, why are Pizza boxes square?

Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
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if there are orangutangs why are there also gorillas you're right, makes ZERO sense if there are lions why are there tigers

if there are orangutangs why are there also gorillas you're right, makes ZERO sense if there are lions why are there tigers
if there are orangutangs why are there also gorillas you're right, makes ZERO sense if there are lions why are there tigers

Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
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If Tim Allen evolved from being a cocaine dealer to being a comedian, why are there still cocaine dealers? 🤔

If Tim Allen evolved from being a cocaine dealer to being a comedian, why are there still cocaine dealers?
If Tim Allen evolved from being a cocaine dealer to being a comedian, why are there still cocaine dealers?

Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
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If there is evolution, then how is there Tim Allen?

If there is evolution, then how is there Tim Allen?
If there is evolution, then how is there Tim Allen?

Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
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if evolution is true, then how is tim allen dumb? think about it

if evolution is true, then how is tim allen dumb? think about it
if evolution is true, then how is tim allen dumb? think about it

Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
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Better question: if evolution is survival of the fittest, why is Tim Allen?

Better question: if evolution is survival of the fittest, why is Tim Allen?
Better question: if evolution is survival of the fittest, why is Tim Allen?

Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
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Dammit what a fool i was

Tim Allen @ofctimallen 1d If we evolved from apes why are there still apes. 12.1K 11.9K 38.1 K DAMMIT! WHAT A FOOL I WAS!
Tim Allen @ofctimallen 1d If we evolved from apes why are there still apes. 12.1K 11.9K 38.1 K DAMMIT! WHAT A FOOL I WAS!

Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
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If Last Man Standing was successful, then why was it cancelled?

If Last Man Standing was successful, then why was it cancelled?
If Last Man Standing was successful, then why was it cancelled?

Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
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If we evolved from some kind of slow-witted, knuckle-dragging, hunch-backed, ape-like ancestor, why is there Tim Allen?

If we evolved from some kind of slow-witted, knuckle-dragging, hunch-backed, ape-like ancestor, why is there Tim Allen?
If we evolved from some kind of slow-witted, knuckle-dragging, hunch-backed, ape-like ancestor, why is there Tim Allen?

Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
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If God hand-crafted us in His own image why is there Tim Allen

If God hand-crafted us in His own image why is there Tim Allern
If God hand-crafted us in His own image why is there Tim Allern

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You are so fucking lost without wilson

You are so f------ lost without Wilson.
You are so f------ lost without Wilson.

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Us & today's "apes" evolved from a common ancestor, different from both of us. Technically we split once, came together again & split again.

Michael Ranger @michaelaranger-Aug 16 Replying to eofctimallen Us & today's "apes" evolved from a common ancestor, different from both of us Technically we split once, came together again & split again 112 ti 279 9.1K Michael Ranger @michaelaranger-Aug 16 That last common ancestor looked & acted more like what we think of as ape than us, but it wasn't an ape of today.Why are we balder/smarter? 19t 4.7K Michael Ranger @michaelaranger-Aug 16 In short, evolution is driven by environment & death. Our ancestor's environments caused the weaker ones to die & stronger to propagate 27t 122 4.5K Michael Ranger @michaelaranger-Aug 16 If a species' environment is less difficult, it might change less- less "fit" traits don't die out as quick. Among other reasons, this is 14ti 96 3.7K Michael Ranger @michaelaranger-Aug 16 why species with a common ancestor can diverge from that ancestor at different rates. Also, humans are considered apes too 98 t 129 4.5K
Michael Ranger @michaelaranger-Aug 16 Replying to eofctimallen Us & today's "apes" evolved from a common ancestor, different from both of us Technically we split once, came together again & split again 112 ti 279 9.1K Michael Ranger @michaelaranger-Aug 16 That last common ancestor looked & acted more like what we think of as ape than us, but it wasn't an ape of today.Why are we balder/smarter? 19t 4.7K Michael Ranger @michaelaranger-Aug 16 In short, evolution is driven by environment & death. Our ancestor's environments caused the weaker ones to die & stronger to propagate 27t 122 4.5K Michael Ranger @michaelaranger-Aug 16 If a species' environment is less difficult, it might change less- less "fit" traits don't die out as quick. Among other reasons, this is 14ti 96 3.7K Michael Ranger @michaelaranger-Aug 16 why species with a common ancestor can diverge from that ancestor at different rates. Also, humans are considered apes too 98 t 129 4.5K

Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
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If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.

Tim Allen @ofctimallen If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.
Tim Allen @ofctimallen If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.

Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
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