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Dude just shut the hell up


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
If Pizzas are round, why are Pizza boxes square?


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
if there are orangutangs why are there also gorillas you're right, makes ZERO sense if there are lions why are there tigers


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
If Tim Allen evolved from being a cocaine dealer to being a comedian, why are there still cocaine dealers? 🤔


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
If there is evolution, then how is there Tim Allen?


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
if evolution is true, then how is tim allen dumb? think about it


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
Better question: if evolution is survival of the fittest, why is Tim Allen?


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
Dammit what a fool i was


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
If Last Man Standing was successful, then why was it cancelled?


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
If we evolved from some kind of slow-witted, knuckle-dragging, hunch-backed, ape-like ancestor, why is there Tim Allen?


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
If God hand-crafted us in His own image why is there Tim Allen


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
You are so fucking lost without wilson


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
Us & today's "apes" evolved from a common ancestor, different from both of us. Technically we split once, came together again & split again.


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet
If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.


Tim Allen's Evolution Tweet