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Jimmy v. Skeet

THE VIRGIN JIMMY THE CHAD SKEET Glorious unibrow Selflessly takes three young children under his wing and mentors them in an admirable attempt to provide them with skills they can use later in life Hair literally looks like s--- Probably ended up getting people killed when the restaurant went rogue Has never been employee of the month in his life Costs the company money by refusing to use the register Employee of the month Skeet Constantly acts like an arrogant a------ who thinks he's smarter than everyone else Comes up with a stupid catchphrase because he's "too good" to say the one every other employee has to Knows to push the buttons with pictures of food on them Makes every customer feel appreciated with the immortal catchphrase, "Big McThankies from McSpanky's" Insists on calling salt "sodium chloride" like a pretentious little f----- Illegally modifies the restaurant because he's too f------ stupid to operate a cash register Doesn't intimidate the customers with pretentious language
THE VIRGIN JIMMY THE CHAD SKEET Glorious unibrow Selflessly takes three young children under his wing and mentors them in an admirable attempt to provide them with skills they can use later in life Hair literally looks like s--- Probably ended up getting people killed when the restaurant went rogue Has never been employee of the month in his life Costs the company money by refusing to use the register Employee of the month Skeet Constantly acts like an arrogant a------ who thinks he's smarter than everyone else Comes up with a stupid catchphrase because he's "too good" to say the one every other employee has to Knows to push the buttons with pictures of food on them Makes every customer feel appreciated with the immortal catchphrase, "Big McThankies from McSpanky's" Insists on calling salt "sodium chloride" like a pretentious little f----- Illegally modifies the restaurant because he's too f------ stupid to operate a cash register Doesn't intimidate the customers with pretentious language

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Western Youth v. Jamaican Youth

Virgin Western Youth Chad Jamaican Youth awful, pirmed haircut. he thinks white people happy to share his having dreadlocks is 'racist' fashion and culture stunning dreadlocks/braids with white people gets offended by white people engaging in "cultural appropriation" wears delightfully boring, generic clothes colourful and interesting clothes, inculding the signature "ACAB" thinks there's more than 2 genders; tries to get "queer" genders to be officially recognized, gets laughed at gets offended on behalf of rastafarian hat minority groups in which he has no ignores racist jokes, too much of a stinga remote affiliation listens to godawful "trap" talks in a cringy fake jamaican accent (this applies to british only) to let them get to him him talks inna distinctive dialect. people tink him sounds uneducated, but him rappers (eg, lil tjay, roddy ricch) most likely called "kayden", "caiden", "kaden", "cayden" "caden", etc romanticises depression proud reggae listener nuh care and musician and mental illness thinks he's a "deep", "woke" philosopher, everyone else sees him as a pretentious likely has a very old-fashioned victorian upper-class english calls himself a "stoner" after taking a name, such as "bartholemew" normie moron been smoking blunts since he was 7, doesn't or "sebastian" singular droplet of CBD oil once brag about it advocates peace and love, tries to be a rapper, his music sounds like a dying horse, somehow makes 'fire' doesn't believe in war and violence member of a highly respected reggae band
Virgin Western Youth Chad Jamaican Youth awful, pirmed haircut. he thinks white people happy to share his having dreadlocks is 'racist' fashion and culture stunning dreadlocks/braids with white people gets offended by white people engaging in "cultural appropriation" wears delightfully boring, generic clothes colourful and interesting clothes, inculding the signature "ACAB" thinks there's more than 2 genders; tries to get "queer" genders to be officially recognized, gets laughed at gets offended on behalf of rastafarian hat minority groups in which he has no ignores racist jokes, too much of a stinga remote affiliation listens to godawful "trap" talks in a cringy fake jamaican accent (this applies to british only) to let them get to him him talks inna distinctive dialect. people tink him sounds uneducated, but him rappers (eg, lil tjay, roddy ricch) most likely called "kayden", "caiden", "kaden", "cayden" "caden", etc romanticises depression proud reggae listener nuh care and musician and mental illness thinks he's a "deep", "woke" philosopher, everyone else sees him as a pretentious likely has a very old-fashioned victorian upper-class english calls himself a "stoner" after taking a name, such as "bartholemew" normie moron been smoking blunts since he was 7, doesn't or "sebastian" singular droplet of CBD oil once brag about it advocates peace and love, tries to be a rapper, his music sounds like a dying horse, somehow makes 'fire' doesn't believe in war and violence member of a highly respected reggae band

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conk v. bepis

The Lad Boopis The Thad Bepis The Chad Pepsi makes you happy The Virgin Conk the best drink you can get very excited more screaming great at flirting call dr. thad never drink this tastes like rat s--- do not ever drink this gets epileptic parties 24/7 it is literally gonna kill you snotty nose from sneezing makes you scream АНННННННННННА НАNHH! not that bad no canes only for try hards high levels of intoxication makes you angry unlimited cucumbers рepsi OUCH he fell on the ground and had an epileptic seizure 12% chance of color blindness lad regrets this after 6.5 seconds tastes ok a cart full of diabetes disgusting isn't helpfull for dehydration searching boopis on google made me disgusted anti-cancer extremlely horny not for virgins and not even you get a cold for chads bepis
The Lad Boopis The Thad Bepis The Chad Pepsi makes you happy The Virgin Conk the best drink you can get very excited more screaming great at flirting call dr. thad never drink this tastes like rat s--- do not ever drink this gets epileptic parties 24/7 it is literally gonna kill you snotty nose from sneezing makes you scream АНННННННННННА НАNHH! not that bad no canes only for try hards high levels of intoxication makes you angry unlimited cucumbers рepsi OUCH he fell on the ground and had an epileptic seizure 12% chance of color blindness lad regrets this after 6.5 seconds tastes ok a cart full of diabetes disgusting isn't helpfull for dehydration searching boopis on google made me disgusted anti-cancer extremlely horny not for virgins and not even you get a cold for chads bepis

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Dionysus

chy @MykesFeister i cant even make an angry emoji i hate it h 000 virgin blood of zeus dionysus vs. chad hades dionysus 9:10 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App
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GFvsHal

THE VIRGIN GAME FREAK THE CHAD HAL LABORATORY Pokemon merch, anime and card Aways adds a fuckton of minigames and postgame content on anything they release even if it is a mobile game Started as a cheap ass gaming games make the real money. Shame they will never see a Working with nintendo since the early 80's with faithful versions of arcade classics like Joust magazine dime from it and millipede Arrived in the early 90's withou making anything Knows how to balance content between "easy for everybody" and "for those looking for a decent challenge" worth of notice Needs to ask other developers to maker their spin-offs even if they are shovelware trash GAME FREA К Nintendo asked them to make some sub-par puzzle games here and there Says that they will foccus in new series other than Pokemon since the early 00's Created f------ Smash and co-developed the Mother series HAL tried to leave Nintendo's shadow more Made a suprinsingly underrated SimCity game on a f------ 16 bit console than once, but no one else Nintendo trusted them more than gamefreak to bring godlike Pokemon games like Snap and Stadium to consoles wanted them Still has the Teamforce of a Doesn't even small indie company M------------ actually owns the rights for its most successful franchise Picross 3D Little Town Hero is Little Town Hero Kirby merch is almost rivaling pokemon in Japan At least GF made Pokemon Pinball... NOPE! THAT WAS HAL Tried to make crossplataform games with part of the Sonic Team because both wanted to prove to Nintendo and Sega that they were not sub-par subsidiaries. They failed miserably (Yes, this almost sounds like satire) Logo is a dog taking care of three eggs it makes no f------ sense and it is amazing
THE VIRGIN GAME FREAK THE CHAD HAL LABORATORY Pokemon merch, anime and card Aways adds a fuckton of minigames and postgame content on anything they release even if it is a mobile game Started as a cheap ass gaming games make the real money. Shame they will never see a Working with nintendo since the early 80's with faithful versions of arcade classics like Joust magazine dime from it and millipede Arrived in the early 90's withou making anything Knows how to balance content between "easy for everybody" and "for those looking for a decent challenge" worth of notice Needs to ask other developers to maker their spin-offs even if they are shovelware trash GAME FREA К Nintendo asked them to make some sub-par puzzle games here and there Says that they will foccus in new series other than Pokemon since the early 00's Created f------ Smash and co-developed the Mother series HAL tried to leave Nintendo's shadow more Made a suprinsingly underrated SimCity game on a f------ 16 bit console than once, but no one else Nintendo trusted them more than gamefreak to bring godlike Pokemon games like Snap and Stadium to consoles wanted them Still has the Teamforce of a Doesn't even small indie company M------------ actually owns the rights for its most successful franchise Picross 3D Little Town Hero is Little Town Hero Kirby merch is almost rivaling pokemon in Japan At least GF made Pokemon Pinball... NOPE! THAT WAS HAL Tried to make crossplataform games with part of the Sonic Team because both wanted to prove to Nintendo and Sega that they were not sub-par subsidiaries. They failed miserably (Yes, this almost sounds like satire) Logo is a dog taking care of three eggs it makes no f------ sense and it is amazing

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Scott Adams's predictions vs Baidu Kobi's prophecies

"I said the votes are for Biden but the seat is for Trump" I am not suffering from cognitive dissonance "Between the two, Trump is strong, Biden is weak, "I saw Biden holding the votes and and he will use that Trump used his palm to hit the back strength to win. And so, I predict 60:40 chance of [Biden's] palm, took it from his Trump is the next President of America. Talks like a robot that Trump wins hand and left." We are in the 3rd act, when all hope seems lost. The movie has not ended. Commands angels to write good fortune on the palm of your hand. I feel safer noy Simultaneous sip.
"I said the votes are for Biden but the seat is for Trump" I am not suffering from cognitive dissonance "Between the two, Trump is strong, Biden is weak, "I saw Biden holding the votes and and he will use that Trump used his palm to hit the back strength to win. And so, I predict 60:40 chance of [Biden's] palm, took it from his Trump is the next President of America. Talks like a robot that Trump wins hand and left." We are in the 3rd act, when all hope seems lost. The movie has not ended. Commands angels to write good fortune on the palm of your hand. I feel safer noy Simultaneous sip.

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The Virgin Meat-Head vs the Chad Soy-Boy

The Virgin The Chad Мeat- Head Soy-Boy Gulps his Soylent vs down Spends tons of Time and Тоxic Masculinity Money on Gym Memberships and Protein ELDA Has money to play his favorite Nintendo Switch OUCH Probably voted for Donald Powder Drumfp Games High IQ job Gets off to Has a boring plain old Sex Life like IT and Intellectual Sex Engineer Works low IQ job like Military or Construction like watching his gf get f----- Respects Women Thinks Believes Women are All Always has time to watch his Favorite Marvel Women саpable of lying Movies multiple times
The Virgin The Chad Мeat- Head Soy-Boy Gulps his Soylent vs down Spends tons of Time and Тоxic Masculinity Money on Gym Memberships and Protein ELDA Has money to play his favorite Nintendo Switch OUCH Probably voted for Donald Powder Drumfp Games High IQ job Gets off to Has a boring plain old Sex Life like IT and Intellectual Sex Engineer Works low IQ job like Military or Construction like watching his gf get f----- Respects Women Thinks Believes Women are All Always has time to watch his Favorite Marvel Women саpable of lying Movies multiple times

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Voting vs Fraud

Virgin Voting Chad Electoral Fraud Single-handedly decides the election Voted 7.4 million times Never got caught Has a temper tantrum when the other guy inevitably wins Ballors Ran over hundreds of virgins to to the voting booth in just 2 minuets Does almost nothing Ballors Ballors Only voted once Imao Has to wait patiently in line for hours Ballors Ballors (0O n Voted for whichever guy he "could see himself having a beer with" Ballors Ballors Cucked into wasting vote on some 90 year old mainstream duopoly candidate Ballors Ballors Voted based on lame made up stuff like "foreign policy" and "healthcare reform" Ballors Ballors Doesn't even live in the country, flew over from Brazil
Virgin Voting Chad Electoral Fraud Single-handedly decides the election Voted 7.4 million times Never got caught Has a temper tantrum when the other guy inevitably wins Ballors Ran over hundreds of virgins to to the voting booth in just 2 minuets Does almost nothing Ballors Ballors Only voted once Imao Has to wait patiently in line for hours Ballors Ballors (0O n Voted for whichever guy he "could see himself having a beer with" Ballors Ballors Cucked into wasting vote on some 90 year old mainstream duopoly candidate Ballors Ballors Voted based on lame made up stuff like "foreign policy" and "healthcare reform" Ballors Ballors Doesn't even live in the country, flew over from Brazil

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The Virgin Pitbull vs The Chad Sean Paul

The Virgin Pitbull The Chad Sean Paul Skinhead Cool sunglasses Godlike cornrows Punchable face Great beard All songs sound the same Gold chain Always wears the same suit no matter the occasion Completely fallen off Proud Jamaican Can't even pick a good stage name Got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm Ruined Africa by Toto which was already a masterpiece Voice so manly it make girls wet Ruins every movie that features his music Been awarded the Order of Distinction Collabed with T-Series Nostalgic from his home country Fake Cuban Still makes bangers Boring shoes 5'7" Sick yellow shoes
The Virgin Pitbull The Chad Sean Paul Skinhead Cool sunglasses Godlike cornrows Punchable face Great beard All songs sound the same Gold chain Always wears the same suit no matter the occasion Completely fallen off Proud Jamaican Can't even pick a good stage name Got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm Ruined Africa by Toto which was already a masterpiece Voice so manly it make girls wet Ruins every movie that features his music Been awarded the Order of Distinction Collabed with T-Series Nostalgic from his home country Fake Cuban Still makes bangers Boring shoes 5'7" Sick yellow shoes

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Virgin "Lost in Thoughts All Alone" vs. Chad "The Edge of Dawn"

Virgin "Lost in Thoughts All Alone" Chad "The Edge of Dawn" Message related to the game Doesn't About events that occur make sense during the story Ocean's mistake Stupid magic powers Banger remix for nearly every battle theme Something about V*lla Epic instruments from TWSITD
Virgin "Lost in Thoughts All Alone" Chad "The Edge of Dawn" Message related to the game Doesn't About events that occur make sense during the story Ocean's mistake Stupid magic powers Banger remix for nearly every battle theme Something about V*lla Epic instruments from TWSITD

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Becky Movie "Johanna" vs. STACY BOOK JOHANNA

The Becky Movie “Johanna" THE STACY BOOK JOHANNA What is this haircut? Is this f------ Kill La Kill? NICE, BRONZE, SPIKY HAIR Twigs look stronger than this UBER BUFF No screentime BASICALLY A DEUTERAGONIST AFTER HER INTRODUCTION IN CATCHING FIRE Only traits are “angry" and "sarcastic" MULTI-FACETED PERSONALITY MAKING HER MORE NUANCED Just sits about THAN PEOPLE REALIZE in Mockingjay. ACTIVELY TRIES TO JOIN THE REBELLION, BUT HER HYDROPHOBIA FORBADE HER.
The Becky Movie “Johanna" THE STACY BOOK JOHANNA What is this haircut? Is this f------ Kill La Kill? NICE, BRONZE, SPIKY HAIR Twigs look stronger than this UBER BUFF No screentime BASICALLY A DEUTERAGONIST AFTER HER INTRODUCTION IN CATCHING FIRE Only traits are “angry" and "sarcastic" MULTI-FACETED PERSONALITY MAKING HER MORE NUANCED Just sits about THAN PEOPLE REALIZE in Mockingjay. ACTIVELY TRIES TO JOIN THE REBELLION, BUT HER HYDROPHOBIA FORBADE HER.

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Chad Robert Smith

THE CHAD Robert Smith The Cure have been going on for 40+ years Literally fought his bass player Actual last name is Smith and then he came back 2 Actually plays an instrument years later Doesn't talk about his Writes about love and political views happiness
THE CHAD Robert Smith The Cure have been going on for 40+ years Literally fought his bass player Actual last name is Smith and then he came back 2 Actually plays an instrument years later Doesn't talk about his Writes about love and political views happiness

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Virgin Morrissey

The Virgin Morrissey The Smiths only lasted 4 years Last name isn't even Smith Spews s----- political views every 5 minutes Writes about misery and British politics Hasn't reconciled with Can only sing any other Smiths member
The Virgin Morrissey The Smiths only lasted 4 years Last name isn't even Smith Spews s----- political views every 5 minutes Writes about misery and British politics Hasn't reconciled with Can only sing any other Smiths member

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Virgin Among Us vs Chad TTT

Virgin Chad AMONG US TROUBLE IN TERRORIST TOWN! kill your enemies in any way, even with a watermelon only 10 players max ways to kill your victim suck can have up to 4 traitors can support up to 128 players only 2 traitors amazing voice chat no ingame voice chat has custom maps no custom maps has custom weapons/equipment no custom weapons/equipment
Virgin Chad AMONG US TROUBLE IN TERRORIST TOWN! kill your enemies in any way, even with a watermelon only 10 players max ways to kill your victim suck can have up to 4 traitors can support up to 128 players only 2 traitors amazing voice chat no ingame voice chat has custom maps no custom maps has custom weapons/equipment no custom weapons/equipment

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Austrian Eagle vs Bald Eagle vs Roman Eagle

The Virgin Austrian Eagle THE CHAD BALD EAGLE wears little crowns has two heads, sometimes they forget and only draw him one to feel special your mind says "America!" whenever you see it beautiful white head permanent p----- off face has his tongues stolen by Albania しレし しし しいV いいいといいじ out like an e-thot powerful presence despite being one of the smallest eagles in the world ugly wings an actual existing bird skinny goes for the edgy style and fails thick legs THE LAD ROMAN EAGLE has to be png'd into the meme too majestic to be drawn made out of pure gold literally can't move inspired designs and the use of eagles as symbols for centuries to come quasi-religious value. had the Romans go through great efforts to recover it when it was lost in battle legs are one with its body always carrying bolts @J. The Perverted Summoner
The Virgin Austrian Eagle THE CHAD BALD EAGLE wears little crowns has two heads, sometimes they forget and only draw him one to feel special your mind says "America!" whenever you see it beautiful white head permanent p----- off face has his tongues stolen by Albania しレし しし しいV いいいといいじ out like an e-thot powerful presence despite being one of the smallest eagles in the world ugly wings an actual existing bird skinny goes for the edgy style and fails thick legs THE LAD ROMAN EAGLE has to be png'd into the meme too majestic to be drawn made out of pure gold literally can't move inspired designs and the use of eagles as symbols for centuries to come quasi-religious value. had the Romans go through great efforts to recover it when it was lost in battle legs are one with its body always carrying bolts @J. The Perverted Summoner

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The Virgin Frankenstein's Monster vs. The Chad Golem

The Virgin Frankenstein's Monster vs. The Chad Golem Jury rigged from dead реople Made to stroke his Handsomely chiseled from only the finest clay Created to pretect his master's people from persecution creator's ego Does whatever he's Too stupid to follow commands Heart of a poet but brain of a murderer told without question Has no need for internal organs Freakish proportions from being made from One of the most cliched אמת Halloween costumes for Would make a smart and Every part of his figure is perfection decades spare parts original Halloween אאוץ costume W Debuted in 1815 Earliest known version Provides a straightforward cautionary tale of hubris Nuances of the novel dates to the 150os have been bastardized into Luddite rubbish Only kills people in self defense Kills whoever his master wants however his master wants Overshadowed by his friends Cound Chadula, Chadhotep, and the Wolfchad Nobody believes in him Only real rivals are the Dyubuk and Lilith, neither Some Haredim believe he really lexisted of whom have movies Obsessed with finding a friend Revived using virgin electricity Animated using the same Chadballah magick God Doesn't even know what friends are used to create Adam & Eve
The Virgin Frankenstein's Monster vs. The Chad Golem Jury rigged from dead реople Made to stroke his Handsomely chiseled from only the finest clay Created to pretect his master's people from persecution creator's ego Does whatever he's Too stupid to follow commands Heart of a poet but brain of a murderer told without question Has no need for internal organs Freakish proportions from being made from One of the most cliched אמת Halloween costumes for Would make a smart and Every part of his figure is perfection decades spare parts original Halloween אאוץ costume W Debuted in 1815 Earliest known version Provides a straightforward cautionary tale of hubris Nuances of the novel dates to the 150os have been bastardized into Luddite rubbish Only kills people in self defense Kills whoever his master wants however his master wants Overshadowed by his friends Cound Chadula, Chadhotep, and the Wolfchad Nobody believes in him Only real rivals are the Dyubuk and Lilith, neither Some Haredim believe he really lexisted of whom have movies Obsessed with finding a friend Revived using virgin electricity Animated using the same Chadballah magick God Doesn't even know what friends are used to create Adam & Eve

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Gamer Authright vs Based Authright

CHAD BASED AUTHRIGHT VIRGIN GAMER AUTHRIGHT I will reSpect your culture, if you respect mine." Every page in his calendar is marked as >"Superior [Removed] Genes". >Borderline subhuman. November. Moderates at least 3 Discord servers. THO SUMMA THEOLOGICA All edge, no point. Will call you racial slurs for the sake of calling you racial slurs. Speedruns the Old Posts big Actively pursued by at least 6 Mossad agents at all times. chungus memes to r/dankmemes Wants a race Testament war, stick arms can't lift a gun. Unironically thinks that non-whites are a hive-mind organism. Body is incapable of digesting Soy. Claims to be pure, in USes own fists to the name of the Lordi Send the World's but has a crippling Advanced scoliosis impurities directly to God. All of your online friends Pare just his alt accounts p--- addiction. from sitting in front of a screen all day makes his spine spell "Why didn't my meme magically make all the Jews disappear?" out an "SS".
CHAD BASED AUTHRIGHT VIRGIN GAMER AUTHRIGHT I will reSpect your culture, if you respect mine." Every page in his calendar is marked as >"Superior [Removed] Genes". >Borderline subhuman. November. Moderates at least 3 Discord servers. THO SUMMA THEOLOGICA All edge, no point. Will call you racial slurs for the sake of calling you racial slurs. Speedruns the Old Posts big Actively pursued by at least 6 Mossad agents at all times. chungus memes to r/dankmemes Wants a race Testament war, stick arms can't lift a gun. Unironically thinks that non-whites are a hive-mind organism. Body is incapable of digesting Soy. Claims to be pure, in USes own fists to the name of the Lordi Send the World's but has a crippling Advanced scoliosis impurities directly to God. All of your online friends Pare just his alt accounts p--- addiction. from sitting in front of a screen all day makes his spine spell "Why didn't my meme magically make all the Jews disappear?" out an "SS".

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As someone with an interest in mythology, I wholly approve of this meme

THE VIRGIN HERCULES THE CHAD GILGAMESH Had to do a bunch of chores for Slays Humbaba because he wants to, doesn't care if it pisses off god Enlil Only half descended from something not even really his fault A whole two thirds god gods Loser with few Hated by Ishtar for rejecting her Hated by friends Had one of the most Hera for epic bromances ever sexual being her husband's with Enkidu advances bastard child Show off muscles Doesn't need to try to act manly, proudly wears a Details about to look masculine, death unclear, Dies from very clearly just overcompensating for tiny penis accidentally wearing a poisoned shirt pale in comparison to his deeds in life skirt
THE VIRGIN HERCULES THE CHAD GILGAMESH Had to do a bunch of chores for Slays Humbaba because he wants to, doesn't care if it pisses off god Enlil Only half descended from something not even really his fault A whole two thirds god gods Loser with few Hated by Ishtar for rejecting her Hated by friends Had one of the most Hera for epic bromances ever sexual being her husband's with Enkidu advances bastard child Show off muscles Doesn't need to try to act manly, proudly wears a Details about to look masculine, death unclear, Dies from very clearly just overcompensating for tiny penis accidentally wearing a poisoned shirt pale in comparison to his deeds in life skirt

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Virgin Gopnik v. CHAD HISTORIC

The Virgin Gopnik The CHAD Historical Slav Slav Music Incorporates JAMS OUT TO GUDOK MUSIC COMPLETELY Can Read & Dumb Accordion ILLITERATE Write Cyrillic Crappy Adidas Tracksuit GLORIOUS LAMELLAR ARMOR KILLS CHRISTIAN Uses a Follows Jeus SCUM WITHA BEARDED AXE Pocket Knife WORSHIPS GLORIOUS PERUN
The Virgin Gopnik The CHAD Historical Slav Slav Music Incorporates JAMS OUT TO GUDOK MUSIC COMPLETELY Can Read & Dumb Accordion ILLITERATE Write Cyrillic Crappy Adidas Tracksuit GLORIOUS LAMELLAR ARMOR KILLS CHRISTIAN Uses a Follows Jeus SCUM WITHA BEARDED AXE Pocket Knife WORSHIPS GLORIOUS PERUN

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Biden then and now

The Chad Classic Biden The virgin 2020 Biden "I don't want my kids growing up in a racial jungle" "Obama is the first mainstream African-American who is bright and articulate and clean" Black Lives Matter Wants to decriminalise unlawful border crossings Deported more illegals than Trump Never had a stutter "Diversity is our strength" Thinks 8 year olds should be put on hormones by insane parents Openly homophobic “The two party system is good for the south, good for the n----, good for the black" Clearly has dementia, claims it's a stutter Proud to be friends with "If you have trouble choosing whether you're for me or Trump, you ain't black" segregationists and KKK leaders Embarrassed to be endorsed by Richard Spencer Called Trump racist for closing the border to China Created the 1994 crime bill that put hundreds of thousands of people in jail for drug offences Called black teenagers "super predators" “No one should go to jail for purely drug crimes"
The Chad Classic Biden The virgin 2020 Biden "I don't want my kids growing up in a racial jungle" "Obama is the first mainstream African-American who is bright and articulate and clean" Black Lives Matter Wants to decriminalise unlawful border crossings Deported more illegals than Trump Never had a stutter "Diversity is our strength" Thinks 8 year olds should be put on hormones by insane parents Openly homophobic “The two party system is good for the south, good for the n----, good for the black" Clearly has dementia, claims it's a stutter Proud to be friends with "If you have trouble choosing whether you're for me or Trump, you ain't black" segregationists and KKK leaders Embarrassed to be endorsed by Richard Spencer Called Trump racist for closing the border to China Created the 1994 crime bill that put hundreds of thousands of people in jail for drug offences Called black teenagers "super predators" “No one should go to jail for purely drug crimes"

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