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THE VIRGIN GAME FREAK THE CHAD HAL LABORATORY Pokemon merch, anime and card Aways adds a fuckton of minigames and postgame content on anything they release even if it is a mobile game Started as a cheap ass gaming games make the real money. Shame they will never see a Working with nintendo since the early 80's with faithful versions of arcade classics like Joust magazine dime from it and millipede Arrived in the early 90's withou making anything Knows how to balance content between "easy for everybody" and "for those looking for a decent challenge" worth of notice Needs to ask other developers to maker their spin-offs even if they are shovelware trash GAME FREA К Nintendo asked them to make some sub-par puzzle games here and there Says that they will foccus in new series other than Pokemon since the early 00's Created f------ Smash and co-developed the Mother series HAL tried to leave Nintendo's shadow more Made a suprinsingly underrated SimCity game on a f------ 16 bit console than once, but no one else Nintendo trusted them more than gamefreak to bring godlike Pokemon games like Snap and Stadium to consoles wanted them Still has the Teamforce of a Doesn't even small indie company M------------ actually owns the rights for its most successful franchise Picross 3D Little Town Hero is Little Town Hero Kirby merch is almost rivaling pokemon in Japan At least GF made Pokemon Pinball... NOPE! THAT WAS HAL Tried to make crossplataform games with part of the Sonic Team because both wanted to prove to Nintendo and Sega that they were not sub-par subsidiaries. They failed miserably (Yes, this almost sounds like satire) Logo is a dog taking care of three eggs it makes no f------ sense and it is amazing

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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I've always found Gamefreak's place in the world a slightly fascinating one. Back in the day it was unprecedented, but these days we can understand that what happened to Gamefreak is basically equivalent to an Indie Dev team being asked to make a game for Bethesda… that then goes on to somehow be the most popular game of all time.

What do you do after that? The success you've gained is far beyond your own resources and skill level; and you don't actually own your success at all. Your name is instantly bankable for everybody… except you. Anybody seeing anything from you in the future will accept the world even though it was never your own skill that made you popular in the first place, so a game that would earn you some acclaim as being a slow but steady improvement making realistic use of your skills in an alternate timeline earns you nothing but derision.

So you just kinda make sequels because people will keep paying you for them.

And it slowly sinks in that your publisher owns your soul.

And then people start yelling at you to quit, to stop working on the games because any other studio could do it so much better even though if it wasn't for you there'd be no games to have a studio in the first place. And this thing that has ruined your life is also the only thing you have left but everybody still insists that you don't deserve it. Not that you didn't deserve the tragedy, you don't deserve something so good.

Gamefreak has it hard, man.

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